Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show

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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@alightthatnevergoesout
@alightthatnevergoesout 2 ай бұрын
Tim referring to awful people as a “friend of the show” is always funny
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 ай бұрын
When Diddy went down my first thought was "poor Tim."
@iscream2232
@iscream2232 2 ай бұрын
Nice Moz pic! 🤛
@syr72
@syr72 2 ай бұрын
Dude hes done it when talking about the saudi royals multiple times and it cracks me up
@alightthatnevergoesout
@alightthatnevergoesout 2 ай бұрын
@@iscream2232 the 🐐
@DIE2dayORelse
@DIE2dayORelse 2 ай бұрын
we wish them well
@christopherfoy6668
@christopherfoy6668 2 ай бұрын
I love how Tim constantly uses the stack of paper to make it all seem more official
@SydddyP158
@SydddyP158 2 ай бұрын
💀
@Bjamin9891
@Bjamin9891 2 ай бұрын
He does actually have an outline of the show. You can see him reference it often
@fitmesslife
@fitmesslife 2 ай бұрын
I mean, he's working at the Beach...gotta have a stack of papers to make that look less casual.
@emilysilver9844
@emilysilver9844 2 ай бұрын
It’s probably a menu
@GregBartlesbyProductions
@GregBartlesbyProductions 2 ай бұрын
@@emilysilver9844 NUGGET BATTLE
@heelmoxley365
@heelmoxley365 2 ай бұрын
The signal I have survived another week
@VeryGreatGladness
@VeryGreatGladness 2 ай бұрын
Green Light
@hambone1104
@hambone1104 2 ай бұрын
Lit
@cwarf60
@cwarf60 2 ай бұрын
lmao, same
@BillyPLilly
@BillyPLilly 2 ай бұрын
Tell me about it
@Lenore4Evermore
@Lenore4Evermore 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@realsteezystevie
@realsteezystevie 2 ай бұрын
Diddy in jail, Mr Beast finished, Nikacado skinny, Trump alive, Tim doing daytime TV. What a helluva timeline shift 💥
@mmr0221
@mmr0221 2 ай бұрын
How is Mr Beast finished ?
@username-ek1kd
@username-ek1kd 2 ай бұрын
What happened to mr beast ?
@HelpMe_OrNot
@HelpMe_OrNot Ай бұрын
@@username-ek1kd Doesn’t matter. You just gotta kick him before he gets back up.
@jackedbrojoe4040
@jackedbrojoe4040 Ай бұрын
Add Alex Jones being right about almost everything he has predicted and is becoming mainstream
@daggy6683
@daggy6683 Ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@jackedbrojoe4040is Alex becoming mainstream? I hope you’re right but I haven’t noticed this
@GatsbyMyself
@GatsbyMyself 2 ай бұрын
My pager used to blow up in the 90's, but that's because I had 6 pack abs and a huge hog.
@joeycraic7729
@joeycraic7729 2 ай бұрын
A magnum dong, if you will
@Vabeeotchay
@Vabeeotchay 2 ай бұрын
Ok Joe Rogan.
@GatsbyMyself
@GatsbyMyself 2 ай бұрын
@@Vabeeotchay Be quick with the comments. None of this 2 day shit.
@adriztriz
@adriztriz 2 ай бұрын
God what a comment, for anyone who didn’t understand its because …
@410MaXiMuS
@410MaXiMuS Ай бұрын
Nice
@Srahhhhhh
@Srahhhhhh 2 ай бұрын
lmao "guards are getting ready to fall asleep as we speak!"
@yowanowich
@yowanowich 2 ай бұрын
While the CCTV cameras are about to fail at the same time. We know.
@100Underscores
@100Underscores 2 ай бұрын
Yes that line got me too
@commanderrussels2612
@commanderrussels2612 2 ай бұрын
I don't think this is an Epstein situation. There weren't high end people going to "Puff Daddy Freak Off" parties.
@sthubbins4038
@sthubbins4038 2 ай бұрын
Eh, unlike with Epstein, Diddy’s biggest client isn’t the sitting President of the United States. He’ll be okay.
@Srahhhhhh
@Srahhhhhh 2 ай бұрын
Wow thanks for all the likes guysssss
@ehhhhhhhhhh561
@ehhhhhhhhhh561 2 ай бұрын
I stubbed my toe. morgan and morgan took my case. Now my kitchen table owes me money
@RamonVelazquez-w5f
@RamonVelazquez-w5f 2 ай бұрын
Genius
@oscarc4166
@oscarc4166 2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@brookegardner9377
@brookegardner9377 2 ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@jeffsstt
@jeffsstt 2 ай бұрын
Hahahabahahahahahaha thank god for Morgan and Morgan
@matthewwagner853
@matthewwagner853 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@EdgarHernandez-de2qb
@EdgarHernandez-de2qb 2 ай бұрын
This is the only place I get my news from now.
@Frankenhooker1
@Frankenhooker1 2 ай бұрын
Sad
@youryella
@youryella 2 ай бұрын
On?
@Methodizations
@Methodizations 2 ай бұрын
'they' know this too so enjoy it while it's honest from him too.
@09marathon
@09marathon 2 ай бұрын
Secular talk for me
@KevinoftheCosmos
@KevinoftheCosmos Ай бұрын
Might as well be. Comedic absurdity is the only answer to the cancer of modernity. We're extremely lucky to have this maniac.
@cx2900
@cx2900 2 ай бұрын
when tim said "there's nothing darker than this" about the costco people dancing, it made me realize that the whole thing reminded me of the game show from requiem for a dream
@Born2BDown1981
@Born2BDown1981 2 ай бұрын
Be excited!
@dmc1673
@dmc1673 2 ай бұрын
The “FEED ME SARAH” thing? Where the old lady loses her mind?
@sm-dc7ck
@sm-dc7ck 2 ай бұрын
Juice by Rizzler! Juice by Rizzler!
@mikewilhelmson8413
@mikewilhelmson8413 2 ай бұрын
I gotta tell ya, your style of comedy really resonates with me completely. I haven’t felt this way since norm. It allows me to have a laugh during the decline, which is paramount
@revvvwhackofficial
@revvvwhackofficial 2 ай бұрын
"guards are ready to fall asleep as we speak" had me freakin ROLLIN 😂... top notch line right there, tim 👌
@billyelliot4141
@billyelliot4141 2 ай бұрын
Those epstein guards are getting out of retirement for this one. 😂
@words4dyslexicon
@words4dyslexicon 2 ай бұрын
​@@billyelliot4141 surveillance cams all aimed at the ceiling..
@kissthesky40
@kissthesky40 2 ай бұрын
They are very tired.
@monkeyabout1297
@monkeyabout1297 2 ай бұрын
Diddi kill himself?
@cp-wl6cz
@cp-wl6cz 2 ай бұрын
The guards will fall asleep. The cameras wont work. Then the news wont cover it. Then he will be in a cell with a ex cop
@troyhamilton1889
@troyhamilton1889 2 ай бұрын
He actually has normal sunglasses on this time, what a crazy time to live in.
@wronggg
@wronggg 2 ай бұрын
He wants to look more like Jack Nicholson.
@ThePredilection
@ThePredilection 2 ай бұрын
Right? Not liking the hat tho, he’s gotta get back to the Melin hats
@EricaEsoterica
@EricaEsoterica 2 ай бұрын
They're too small for his meatball head.
@ngonzales3781
@ngonzales3781 2 ай бұрын
Looks like PSH
@sangyedorje
@sangyedorje 2 ай бұрын
The other pairs exploded
@Matt98015
@Matt98015 2 ай бұрын
When Tim said “one of my friend’s son saw the rizzler in Long Island” I spit up my Soylent Green.
@superintelligentapefromthe121
@superintelligentapefromthe121 2 ай бұрын
I don't know why it was so funny
@benstolen69
@benstolen69 2 ай бұрын
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard my larynx was about to seise. I literally said out loud "That might be the funniest sentence anyone has ever spoken."
@nothanks9503
@nothanks9503 2 ай бұрын
That’s skibbidy top kek man
@WateredDownTea561
@WateredDownTea561 2 ай бұрын
Soylent Green is people 😅
@lukhanyoblom8647
@lukhanyoblom8647 Ай бұрын
The producer laughing in the background makes the show much better 😂
@zxu262
@zxu262 Ай бұрын
100% agree!
@singhka88
@singhka88 2 ай бұрын
Bomb blows off someone’s hip.. Tim: “nice produce”
@sallysue8176
@sallysue8176 2 ай бұрын
“Freak off” being used as a term in law is funny.
@bott3849
@bott3849 2 ай бұрын
I was amazing how many times they have said it in court. They will have to say it a bunch during the trial too.
@shekwaga
@shekwaga 2 ай бұрын
It's very sad that this is now a part of our lexicon.
@Ndw1995
@Ndw1995 2 ай бұрын
Coined by Bigherc916
@mikeyj.philly
@mikeyj.philly 2 ай бұрын
​@@bott3849Oh you sweet summer child... There will be no trial 😂😂😂😂
@therealBlackTomato
@therealBlackTomato 2 ай бұрын
that's how you know it's about going viral and being a story rather than justice
@GsoNice
@GsoNice 2 ай бұрын
Trumps assassination attempts are like scenes out of a Leslie Nielsen movie
@XavierCruz-ld2dd
@XavierCruz-ld2dd 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@DaveSpike-xz5fy
@DaveSpike-xz5fy 2 ай бұрын
Well the perpetrators often have a history of acting in black rock commercials lol
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom 2 ай бұрын
You know Jim Carey is wearing the Biden mask so it’s logical that Leslie is acting as Trump
@Jeff-tt7wj
@Jeff-tt7wj 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@willbrittain3046
@willbrittain3046 2 ай бұрын
Sonny Bono didn’t actually die in a skiing accident. He’s still hijacking space shuttles.
@simontalsky1354
@simontalsky1354 2 ай бұрын
I’m 99% sure this world is hanging on by a thread and that thread is this podcast
@JeThoreau_
@JeThoreau_ 2 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon is the world’s last source of sanity
@katdog9786
@katdog9786 2 ай бұрын
Hopefully it's a 300lb test line! Truly hope Timmy D gets to report on all the naughtiness that seemingly will come out.🤔
@mikestone8345
@mikestone8345 2 ай бұрын
The minivan rant was spot on. 😂 A lot of childhood- teenage memories in a Ford aerostar.
@talcottphillips9483
@talcottphillips9483 2 ай бұрын
What Tim is Saying is pure Genius. Everyone Listening should really Listen... the coming Destruction can still be avoided.
@blindthrall
@blindthrall Ай бұрын
But should it?
@frankbank0892
@frankbank0892 2 ай бұрын
I enjoy Tim tapping his papers on the desk.
@brettpennicott2394
@brettpennicott2394 2 ай бұрын
Alongside the pen replacing the cig
@YourMomLurkin
@YourMomLurkin 2 ай бұрын
💯
@authorityfigure1630
@authorityfigure1630 2 ай бұрын
Start making timestamps on each pod of all the paper taps. We will make sure they get tons of likes
@camschuster5947
@camschuster5947 2 ай бұрын
This is my go to listen when I’m mowing the lawn every Sat morning. Hard to keep the lines straight from laughing so hard.
@zachhesse9178
@zachhesse9178 2 ай бұрын
😂
@moldyzucchinis3251
@moldyzucchinis3251 2 ай бұрын
Just fired up the ego
@cuve_ae
@cuve_ae 2 ай бұрын
Same plus I’m drunk & I ain’t mowing.
@snesleywipessqueegeeservices
@snesleywipessqueegeeservices 2 ай бұрын
Bro doing coke on your ride on...really?
@tunnelvisiontelevision4274
@tunnelvisiontelevision4274 2 ай бұрын
You have electric mower?
@OrdoAbChao506
@OrdoAbChao506 2 ай бұрын
I dont even know what the world would be like if it didnt have this show to look forward too at the end of the week. Tim Dillon the GOAT!
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 2 ай бұрын
Look forward *TO (too means more or also)
@fluffles9591
@fluffles9591 2 ай бұрын
He's not the geatest of all time, but he certainly is funny and entertaining
@NewMan-c2p
@NewMan-c2p 2 ай бұрын
Being a goat is nothing to be proud of, goats follow Satan, sheep follow Christ. Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Repent and believe in Yeshua the Christ, I will pray for you and that the Spirit goes to you and lifts the scales from your eyes so you may see the truth.
@fluffles9591
@fluffles9591 2 ай бұрын
@@NewMan-c2p lol goat stands for greatest of all time....thats what he meant lol but im pretty sure your mom is a goat from hell that you describe....so you better start praying for yourself 😆 🤣 😂 😹
@AmericanMadeAdventures
@AmericanMadeAdventures 2 ай бұрын
@@NewMan-c2p as soon as you troll with the name Yeshua instead of Jesus, you lose them.
@giraffeasaurus8643
@giraffeasaurus8643 2 ай бұрын
“The Venezuelans with military grade weaponry” bahahah Im crying 😂
@kelleystead7098
@kelleystead7098 2 ай бұрын
The minivan childhood hit me so hard in the nostalgia. The drive thru. The French fries in the seats. The felt ceiling and the tv with a VHS player. Omg. This is why I’m an animal? Thanks Tim
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 2 ай бұрын
The son of the would-be shooter basically replied with a shrug and “life in the big city eh”
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 2 ай бұрын
That’s show biz, baby
@lbyerly
@lbyerly 2 ай бұрын
quoted southpark! 😂 pretty gangster, imo
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 ай бұрын
Capped it off with "should have kept your mouth shut" and "it's a real knife fight" lol
@sendingit4936
@sendingit4936 Ай бұрын
......and he just got charged with cp lol
@jopo7996
@jopo7996 2 ай бұрын
I haven't seen a pager explode like that, since Tim was hounded for not wanting to pay his Airbnb cleaning fee.
@tiffanykeorkunian7092
@tiffanykeorkunian7092 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@reflection3391
@reflection3391 2 ай бұрын
Even 1000 baby oil bottles won't help Didler slip out this time...
@We-are-at-war-cw1zj
@We-are-at-war-cw1zj 2 ай бұрын
And it definitely Didn't help him slip in 😂😂😂😂
@DuderofDudeness
@DuderofDudeness 2 ай бұрын
Surprised Tim didn't go off on that 😂
@lgull1
@lgull1 2 ай бұрын
could he coat himself in it and slid thru the bars? huh ? yes?
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 2 ай бұрын
Nevertheless I find the cookie bit the most immoral of the whole video. 😮
@stiop52
@stiop52 2 ай бұрын
What is this whole baby oil thing about?
@purdysanchez
@purdysanchez 2 ай бұрын
Snopes: "Did a gang take over apartment buildings in Colorado?" - False. Technically they did not kick everyone out of their apartments and replace them with gang members. 🤣🤣🤣
@jrogue3710
@jrogue3710 2 ай бұрын
I grew up early 90s in our family Astrovan. Absolutely nothing in it worked by time we retired it except the tape deck. The power windows were shot. We had panes of plexiglass as a fix for a broken back sliding window. McDonald’s ketchup and milkshake stains all over that were never cleaned. The ashtray was ALWAYS over flowing. And the broken AC was replaced by a little household fan that was wired up to wires from under dash by my step dad. Now I fully realize why we never made it to our planned family road trip destination of South Dakota from Ontario 🇨🇦one year, and just said “f**k it, we’ll stay the week instead at our first rest stop area” which was Chicago. Good times. We put that van in its grave at over 900,000km
@kpeezyforsheezy
@kpeezyforsheezy Ай бұрын
Speak English
@hehnothinpersonalkid5323
@hehnothinpersonalkid5323 Ай бұрын
@@kpeezyforsheezythe European cannot comprehend
@BLK_MN
@BLK_MN 2 ай бұрын
I hope Tim says "Freak off" at least 50 times, lmao
@ChaZ-cp6qw
@ChaZ-cp6qw 2 ай бұрын
While needlessly shuffling papers
@stregadisalem732
@stregadisalem732 2 ай бұрын
😆
@VeryGreatGladness
@VeryGreatGladness 2 ай бұрын
I’m drinking every time he says freak off ❤
@babymariotv8856
@babymariotv8856 2 ай бұрын
Haven’t watched more than 1 minute, and I know forsure he will😂😂😂😂
@fitmesslife
@fitmesslife 2 ай бұрын
​@@ChaZ-cp6qwon the papers; " All work and no play makes Timmy a dull boy. All work and no play makes Timmy a dull boy. All w......."
@Anita_Backrub
@Anita_Backrub 2 ай бұрын
It’s a real knife fight at the freak offs ……
@KalusBane
@KalusBane 2 ай бұрын
Lot of backstabbing going on.
@PreacherJenkins
@PreacherJenkins 2 ай бұрын
Life in the big rectum
@Lopfff
@Lopfff 2 ай бұрын
That’s life in the big city
@ineedafernbackhere
@ineedafernbackhere 2 ай бұрын
Your KZbin name is personally insulting 😂
@That.old.mountain
@That.old.mountain 2 ай бұрын
@@Lopfffbeat me to it! Life in the big city I guess 😢
@armandoguerra7658
@armandoguerra7658 2 ай бұрын
How I learned to stop worrying and love The Bomb, seems like the perfect title for this time period in history
@harleyquinn9513
@harleyquinn9513 2 ай бұрын
Damn, that’s a good title.
@christianc9
@christianc9 2 ай бұрын
Great movie 😊
@jairkerker2821
@jairkerker2821 2 ай бұрын
Gentlemen, you can't fight here?! This is the war room!
@benjipkcrew
@benjipkcrew 2 ай бұрын
@@jairkerker2821I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed….
@nothanks9503
@nothanks9503 2 ай бұрын
How I learned to love the worry and stop bombing is another alternate title
@monguskooklord7867
@monguskooklord7867 2 ай бұрын
I bought a costco pack of disposable razors like a decade ago and I havent run out yet.
@jordan-mn6yy
@jordan-mn6yy 2 ай бұрын
You can thank your low masculinity genetics for that more than you can thank costco.
@KamPatterson69
@KamPatterson69 2 ай бұрын
Tim’s the only Saturday morning hangover cure I need
@johnsmith91528
@johnsmith91528 2 ай бұрын
real shit
@FranksBS
@FranksBS 2 ай бұрын
Dude, the Costco family has invaded my reels on Instagram like a Haitian showing up to Springfield Ohio.
@Adriana-eu6ty
@Adriana-eu6ty 2 ай бұрын
They invaded your space like Venezuelan gang.
@strategery101
@strategery101 2 ай бұрын
They are everywhere
@xuxon24
@xuxon24 2 ай бұрын
I feel for you, my algorithm has saved me from all those dumb things.
@lukebryant5017
@lukebryant5017 2 ай бұрын
Tim literally ripped the entire Costco guys segment from Ben’s podcast lmfao
@j0sh707
@j0sh707 2 ай бұрын
Tim's sunglass budget is dwindling.
@Austin-sv6io
@Austin-sv6io 2 ай бұрын
XXXXL Polo hoodie's don't come cheap.
@j0sh707
@j0sh707 2 ай бұрын
@@Austin-sv6io Tim is the brand ambassador for mens big n tall.
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 2 ай бұрын
Life in the big city. Inflation hits us all…
@QEsposito510
@QEsposito510 2 ай бұрын
What are you taking about, those are the same shades John Candy had in JFK (1991).
@paulsansonetti7410
@paulsansonetti7410 2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure his Jewish benefactors need the money for bombs to kill kids or for the DJT campaign
@BillyWood-u6z
@BillyWood-u6z 2 ай бұрын
finally the topic nobody asked for, but everybody needed!
@xuxon24
@xuxon24 2 ай бұрын
The minivan rant was vintage Tim Dillon, him ranting about it was great. My parents loved me so I never had one in my family but my aunt had a Dodge Caravan and a Mazda mpv so yeah she hated my cousins.
@billybarefoot1111
@billybarefoot1111 2 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon for Press Secretary ‘24. MAGA
@Singlebarrel2323
@Singlebarrel2323 2 ай бұрын
I’m waiting for my chicken bake at Costco right now
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 2 ай бұрын
that's nice work.
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 2 ай бұрын
sweet
@FiveLeefClovr
@FiveLeefClovr 2 ай бұрын
same 🤣
@GregBartlesbyProductions
@GregBartlesbyProductions 2 ай бұрын
NUGGET BATTLE
@bengrant8890
@bengrant8890 2 ай бұрын
Buy em frozen. Delicious
@2113pinch
@2113pinch 2 ай бұрын
The cameras will go off line, the guards will get drowsy, and Hillary will creep into Diddy’s cell. 😮
@TheHound402
@TheHound402 2 ай бұрын
Like Samara from The Ring!
@Jeff-tt7wj
@Jeff-tt7wj 2 ай бұрын
The crawling chaos
@guyfawkes8384
@guyfawkes8384 2 ай бұрын
Hillary only hangs out with people who look like her. Like all fake liberals. So she would have no need to do away with Diddy. 😂
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 ай бұрын
Now *that's* how you have a real freak off :)
@darthGoldar69
@darthGoldar69 2 ай бұрын
Don't be scared that's the devil doing her deal.
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 13 күн бұрын
Never really got Tims podcast before, but this is _fun_ 😆
@squarepegroundhole8211
@squarepegroundhole8211 2 ай бұрын
The Chrysler town and country was like a magnificent magic carpet ride
@jayweiss4378
@jayweiss4378 2 ай бұрын
Tim has you at “Hello” 😂
@johnsmith91528
@johnsmith91528 2 ай бұрын
tim says "hello" at you
@codiejcollins
@codiejcollins 2 ай бұрын
it’s almost time for our Saturday slop little piggies rejoice
@metamorphicme9378
@metamorphicme9378 2 ай бұрын
And the fatty boom batties 😂😂😂😂
@cuttanobudah
@cuttanobudah 2 ай бұрын
I love the fact the show is on Saturday. It just fits nicely in my week.
@LucidityEngine
@LucidityEngine 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, Tim. I look forward to this so much. Best part of the week. 👽☕
@MaryJane-zt3pn
@MaryJane-zt3pn 2 ай бұрын
Not only did we have a minivan, we drove across Canada during the summer in it. My late-30’s dad and his new 23 year old bride. Children ages 6, 7 and a newborn. From Toronto to Newfoundland. I swear, I almost died a few times. My bro & I were thrown in the very back row, and my parents forgot to give me water during some crossing parked on a boat. I was passed out in the back literally baking and dying in the sun/heat while they were taking a stroll on deck. My brother shook me awake when I started choking and turning blue. I’ll never forget the look of “oh fuck we almost killed her” on my step-mom’s face while she was splashing cold water over me after dragging me out of the van. I’ll never forget how my mouth stuck together when I tried to swallow. Good times with the fam in the minivan!
@theresamikelson2569
@theresamikelson2569 Ай бұрын
You’re smart and very tough . I’m happy you made it through ,tough times .✌🏼👊🏼👍🏼🌻
@josephbreckenridge8220
@josephbreckenridge8220 2 ай бұрын
This feels more consequential than a state of the union address...and it does every single week. What a guy
@sangyedorje
@sangyedorje 2 ай бұрын
With a sperm testing add in the middle, imagine that
@kellystevens3194
@kellystevens3194 2 ай бұрын
Dillon Carlson 2028
@fuzzydumpling9829
@fuzzydumpling9829 2 ай бұрын
Those Costco kids are the kinda kids you could take to the Great Wall of China and they’d say it was boring and suggest they should install a roller coaster on it
@GalaxyNewsRadio_
@GalaxyNewsRadio_ 2 ай бұрын
What’s gonna give out first, the cameras in diddy’s cell or the hearts of the Costco family😂
@georgemack4052
@georgemack4052 2 ай бұрын
The fact that the assassins son was found possessing child porn today makes this even funnier
@blindthrall
@blindthrall Ай бұрын
Just like the guy that deboonked Pizzagate.
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 ай бұрын
"Is the CIA just bad now like everything else?" 😂
@DrakeMonroe
@DrakeMonroe 2 ай бұрын
*The transition from Divine Tragedy to Divine Comedy is slowly but surely occurring.* *The middle part is getting weird, for sure.* *One Love*
@5.0_meatballmarinara
@5.0_meatballmarinara 2 ай бұрын
Nothing beats some Saturday afternoon Tim Dillon rants!
@Hbm1923
@Hbm1923 2 ай бұрын
I love how Tim matched his shirt and glasses. So handsome.
@SarahPerine
@SarahPerine 2 ай бұрын
And hat
@MrSinaster
@MrSinaster 2 ай бұрын
And headset
@ryanmeehan4953
@ryanmeehan4953 2 ай бұрын
The biggest piece of news I got from this is that there's still beepers being manufactured and used by people
@actuallylvcci
@actuallylvcci 2 ай бұрын
Tim Dillion for Secretary of State
@Iswhatitis345
@Iswhatitis345 2 ай бұрын
The next Dean Rusk
2 ай бұрын
Bro u don't ever get rid of this dude laughing in the background, this is so funny.
@JackJackson-NBN
@JackJackson-NBN 2 ай бұрын
I laugh every time he does
@QEsposito510
@QEsposito510 2 ай бұрын
@@JackJackson-NBNthat’s by design, you are a good consoooomer.
@JackJackson-NBN
@JackJackson-NBN 2 ай бұрын
@@QEsposito510 I bet you hold it back when he laughs you rebel
@JackJackson-NBN
@JackJackson-NBN 2 ай бұрын
@@QEsposito510 Goat shit Hawk Thua
@JackJackson-NBN
@JackJackson-NBN 2 ай бұрын
@@QEsposito510 MAGA #47 BABY!!!!
@walkerjim78
@walkerjim78 2 ай бұрын
I live in Aurora CO. You should look up local interviews. They ask someone standing around at 3 different buildings, by the way. Ask that person are Venezuela gangs taking over? The guy says "no". Then they ask where are you from? "Venezuela " is the answer. It's absolutely insane!
@Adam444Tv
@Adam444Tv 2 ай бұрын
Source
@BoglinGomez
@BoglinGomez 2 ай бұрын
Saudi Aurora. 😂
@user--710
@user--710 2 ай бұрын
​@@Adam444Tvthis isn't reddit bro "source 🤓"
@Adam444Tv
@Adam444Tv 2 ай бұрын
@@user--710 lazy
@katdog9786
@katdog9786 2 ай бұрын
@@Adam444Tv Babes. We laugh here. Text yer mom. Tell her you love her. And then get back downstairs. It's a JOKE!!!
@WizCudder1
@WizCudder1 2 ай бұрын
This was peak TD front to back. The minivan segment felt like therapy lmao
@PatrickBulger23
@PatrickBulger23 Ай бұрын
Good to know Tim still has high end sponsors for the show. I just stubbed my toe at a Walmart and you know I’m calling #morgan&morgan
@Sillydilly321
@Sillydilly321 2 ай бұрын
Wake up babe, Tim Dillon comes on in 3 hours!
@mathearnius
@mathearnius 2 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon is the voice of reason we deserve.
@asiasimmons9995
@asiasimmons9995 2 ай бұрын
I just want to thank my mom for being too poor to afford a mini van and fast food.
@nothanks9503
@nothanks9503 2 ай бұрын
I mean my parents could have afforded better at one point but all they’ve ever done for their entire late childhood and adult lives is work every possible hour they could so all they knew until the day they got cancer was crap chemical sludge we call food
@mathearnius
@mathearnius 2 ай бұрын
I couldn’t get through without Tim Dillon.
@carsonketcher2340
@carsonketcher2340 2 ай бұрын
Tim a great episode. I think better than last week. You are the moment
@christalmadge8306
@christalmadge8306 2 ай бұрын
Those sunglasses are WAAAY too small. How about a tinted monocle next time?
@JeThoreau_
@JeThoreau_ 2 ай бұрын
I never would’ve thought of it, but now that you say it, no accessory would suit Tim Dillon better than a tinted monocle
@SouthernMiss850
@SouthernMiss850 2 ай бұрын
I love Tim tapping the paper on the desk.
@shaneperreault
@shaneperreault 2 ай бұрын
Timmy channeling his inner 1980's Michael Moore this week.
@annessa369
@annessa369 Ай бұрын
Tim…I loved your Netflix “Talk Show”! They should give you a PERMANENT GIG!❤
@Chris-cz2kx
@Chris-cz2kx Ай бұрын
I have a bad back injury and i couldnt watch tim because he would make me laugh and every time it would hurt so bad lol
@danielsmith337
@danielsmith337 2 ай бұрын
For an overweight gay dude, he's got a good show or podcast
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 2 ай бұрын
Hes not even gay, its a gimmick! 😂😂
@GOUST3D
@GOUST3D 2 ай бұрын
I think he might be gay I dont know
@bott3849
@bott3849 2 ай бұрын
It awesome that he can speak in between the gasping for breath.
@Tonynotsoprano
@Tonynotsoprano 2 ай бұрын
@@davidperez5089pretty sure he’s actually gay 😂
@DasGoodSoup
@DasGoodSoup 2 ай бұрын
@@Tonynotsopranowell youre wrong
@burgesj7
@burgesj7 2 ай бұрын
For those of us that 'get' what you do, your style, delivery mind set. You INSPIRE us to want to do what you do, thinking we could do it like you.
@jeffreykopko3851
@jeffreykopko3851 2 ай бұрын
I love how Tim monetizes his therapy.
@javierbonilla7501
@javierbonilla7501 Ай бұрын
Tim is LITERALLY my antidepressant love ya tim!
@michaellopez8710
@michaellopez8710 2 ай бұрын
That whole bit about the rizzler going to jail, had me cry laughing.
@Heywood.Jablome
@Heywood.Jablome 2 ай бұрын
STAND DOWN! NO RIOTS FOR SAINT DIDDY! 😂
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands 2 ай бұрын
They are gonna Epstein though, we gotta save him
@FJR_Exotics
@FJR_Exotics 2 ай бұрын
54:17 “This guy is gunna k¡ll them all Chris Benoit style” took me out😭😭
@AdrianG96247
@AdrianG96247 2 ай бұрын
😂😂 same
@Amarax1
@Amarax1 2 ай бұрын
P Diddy will be out in 2 years and I’m gonna be here for Tim x diddy podcast
@ashleybanks-wm4cg
@ashleybanks-wm4cg 2 ай бұрын
Facts
@COMEDICAPPEARANCES
@COMEDICAPPEARANCES 2 ай бұрын
This was an amazing episode! The only thing that could’ve made it better is a fall background
@rightytighty9182
@rightytighty9182 2 ай бұрын
I'm stoked for tim dillon springer show
@SleepScared
@SleepScared 2 ай бұрын
The minivan bit is spot on 😂, you thought you were cool hopping out the sliding doors to Green Day blasting but in reality rich parents thought my mom was drunk lol
@annielane22
@annielane22 2 ай бұрын
Hope he brings up how many music executives have stepped down since P Diddy’s arrest. I looked it up and saw at least 10!
@SarahPerine
@SarahPerine 2 ай бұрын
What about Clive?
@soundmindbodydivine
@soundmindbodydivine 2 ай бұрын
Can you list them for us? Thank you.
@annielane22
@annielane22 2 ай бұрын
@@soundmindbodydivine Resignations - Kevin Liles, Randy Goodman, Kaz Kobayashi, Max Lousada, Julie Greenwald, Lucian Grainge, Nathalie Moar and I think I’m missing some
@karensmetanovska1902
@karensmetanovska1902 2 ай бұрын
@@annielane22Taylor Swift is on the list. It was about 200 people.
@dgregss
@dgregss 2 ай бұрын
I like that Tim's sponsor ads are about a sperm crisis
@mariosharks
@mariosharks 2 ай бұрын
He knows his fans
@ABPhoto182
@ABPhoto182 2 ай бұрын
I was born and raised in Colorado. I NEVER thought I’d see SqueegeeBoys in the intersections in JeffersonCounty. 🤣 Big Mama Fed and Funnel Cake Dad can’t fix this.
@easymoneysniper9324
@easymoneysniper9324 2 ай бұрын
one of the best episodes ever
@wmhs02dm
@wmhs02dm 2 ай бұрын
Tim is my favorite newscaster of all time.
@liadown9052
@liadown9052 2 ай бұрын
Im super excited about Timmy D's new Netflix show, This is Your Country, Oct 1st 🎉🎉🎉
@someoneanyone365
@someoneanyone365 2 ай бұрын
Seriously can’t wait!😍 Shouts out to Timmy for giving us plebs something to look forward to/live for.
@fransterl3230
@fransterl3230 2 ай бұрын
Reminder that Tim needs a radio show in GTA 6 🏖️🇺🇸🕶️💰💰
@FiveLeefClovr
@FiveLeefClovr 2 ай бұрын
weekly reminder that you need medication and this isn’t funny.
@taibosephilocia8305
@taibosephilocia8305 2 ай бұрын
Diddy probably getting Diddled as we speak.
@VeryGreatGladness
@VeryGreatGladness 2 ай бұрын
Did you see he was placed on s watch
@bradhernandez8841
@bradhernandez8841 2 ай бұрын
I would assume that's exactly what he likes??
@PotterMarauder
@PotterMarauder 2 ай бұрын
And enjoying it
@turnermd1302
@turnermd1302 2 ай бұрын
If they put him in general population it wouldn't even be a punishment for him, he'd be hosting federal prison freak offs
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 2 ай бұрын
@@VeryGreatGladnessLMAOOO was he????
@she_nola1759
@she_nola1759 Ай бұрын
Tim, you used to aggravate the crap out of me. Now I look forward to your show. LOL
@karlstrauss2330
@karlstrauss2330 2 ай бұрын
I love how the producers can’t contain their laughter in every episode
@stevenkaz28
@stevenkaz28 2 ай бұрын
These help get me through work on Saturday so hard. Thanks piggy.
@atothayu
@atothayu 2 ай бұрын
WE HERE BABY GIVE US OUR SLOP TIMMY
@kylewheeler4550
@kylewheeler4550 2 ай бұрын
Tim wanna go grab 100 bottles of baby oil and a nice 3 Star Meal?
@rogeryates3318
@rogeryates3318 2 ай бұрын
It's at Costco now! 😮 -BOOM -
@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311
@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311 2 ай бұрын
The fire squad bringing the boom was fantastic.
@splurtagious
@splurtagious Ай бұрын
Might be your best podcast work. Brilliant comedy!
@VeryGreatGladness
@VeryGreatGladness 2 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon has beanie baby freak offs all the time ❤
@VeryGreatGladness
@VeryGreatGladness 2 ай бұрын
How can I get an invite?!
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