P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim wades into the P. Diddy trafficking allegations, promiscuity, Legos on suspects’ faces, Taylor Swift at Nobu, a drag show for Palestine and why being alone is the next epidemic. Come see me live: bit.ly/4aaN7Lc
00:00 P. Diddy In Hot Water With The Federal Government
07:30 Justin Bieber's 48 Hours with P. Diddy
09:24 What Does That Even Mean?
12:45 Son Of An OnlyFans Model
17:13 Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Leonardo DiCaprio & Robert DeNiro Walk Into A Nobu
19:09 Lego Asked California Police To Stop Using Lego Heads On Mugshots
25:31 Drag Show For Palestine
30:09 The Loneliness Plague
44:13 Jared Kushner's Gaza Waterfront Property
47:49 Sociopath Essay
56:51 We Don't Care About Jeremy Strong Anymore
58:30 See Me Live!
59:47 Threat Level In France
1:01:06 Cured Loneliness & P. Diddy's Third Act
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“Rape Daddy”

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Usher would’ve talked, but he sold out again.

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Daddy Satan the OG of Arizona drag queens!! Show some respect Tim because in 🇬🇧 daddy Satan is an idol

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If I can't pee on my fans, I don't want to be in show business... 😁🤣

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Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6

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Make this mf a daily reminder

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omg

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we ain’t settling for anything less.

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How can we make this happen though?

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I treat this podcast as a Press Briefing.

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Yes, i come here for recent events review/follow-up😂

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Somehow still less biased 😂

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@@michaelcleary5205 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mark_Underwood]

As we should? Yes or Yes?

[@Apoplectic_Spock]

Wait, Tim isn't a news anchor?

[@xwhatitisyo]

My loneliness was most definitely cured for an hour. Thanks, Tim.

[@davidperez5089]

Not too many one man podcasts I still watch...good one TD!

[@manbearpig7521]

❤❤❤❤

[@mcjackspaz]

Same 💙

[@haydee9648]

Xuhc​@@mcjackspaz

[@leslielearnorth]

And how…

[@SpaceTimeTurtle]

Being alone does not equal feeling lonely. I've always had friends and siblings around me, yet I know I'm a naturally solitary person. There is a world of difference between both states of mind. Good luck to anyone reading these words who is having a hard time. Your future is what you make it.

[@4plantsinthewindow]

thank you

[@atomusbliss]

💯

[@MisterK-YT]

Gay but sweet. Love you dude

[@martelkartel7825]

@@MisterK-YT😂

[@cartoonhanks1708]

Loneliness is feeling as if there are no people to go to that will genuinely care about your needs, problems and desires. And not feeling this while not being around people or not having people who want to hear you generally means your life is in such a circumstance where you can provide for yourself that your inner desires i.e your ability to will something into existence and accomplish something, make a plan, and execute is not inhibited. There is a reason why so many successful entrepreneurs on KZbin almost never had a major failure or they continued successes (when you look into them), it turns out people who win feel more motivated and vindicated to keep going and people who lose feel less and less drawn to pursuing something. In other words the successful who are lucky have an unstated level of arrogance about them and disdain for people. Eventually they will get theirs, in one fashion or another. When your accomplishments fail you, then talking to someone genuinely helps. People who fail, and then lack accomplishments feel lonely. The poor are lonely.

[@jamsesh4686]

Tim looks like a middle schooler who turned into a 35 year old overnight

[@jeepz669]

His "Dennis the menace" style bleached hair looks pretty cool imo

[@DickDyeria]

My god that's hilarious 🤣

[@carsonkoch7778]

I hope hes wearing and1 basketball shorts 😂

[@IsSpencer]

The man is 50 years old haha

[@PepsiFuture]

That’s cool as hell

[@Cptn.Smoker]

Tim is the lead investigator on the Diddy case.

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

Tim is covering shit up bruh

[@PabloSanchezzzz]

We wish him well

[@cherryaxiom9711]

🎉😂❤

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T. Dilly

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Tim Dillion is our generation's walter cronkite, only Walter cronkite didn't threaten to burn down a lesbian couple's airbnb. Actually, wait, no, Walter Cronkite did do that in 1974.

[@Gobearfoot_]

Who else can do a show alone like this? Very few. Tim is the man.

[@mason2256]

God this is my first tim podcast that’s not just clips, this is HILARIOUS I see why guys watch him 😂

[@bonnjohnson5189]

Tim out here looking like a Christmas present

[@JOSEARRIETA6360]

Ready to be gifted to P Diddy 😂😂😂

[@Tayfun11]

Nailed 😂

[@pats4life239]

went straight to comments before posting i knew a xmas dagger was comin 😂

[@shafferfs]

Yass! Or a pack of Fruit Stripes

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Praise god baby

[@SconnerStudios]

Every era has a hero. 1960s had MLK, 1400s had Joan of Arc, 1940s had Ghandi. Tim Dillion is our era's hero.

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

Ghandi the rapist ?

[@pgorodiloff]

Tim will be elected President in 2048

[@N0ahface]

​@pgorodiloff He's Logan Paul's campaign manager

[@user-dw4cv3xq5u]

Imagine the delusion

[@kristinenoffsinger5138]

Hell yeah

[@occiferkodi]

This is the only source of news im seeking out regarding the entire P Diddy Downfall!

[@andystarz7936]

I cant think of a single podcast that i dont skip the first few minutes of ads and fluff. Within 30 seconds of starting tim. Im in my car laughing like a lunatic

[@sk8legendz]

This being posted as a premiere in advance can only mean one thing The Pig will Speak

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

He was the one pig that tipped off to Diddy

[@GandalfTheStraight]

*the Pig will squeal

[@thomashauer6804]

its like a truther avalange going on. it all goes viral since katt williams

[@DursunX]

​@@thomashauer6804 i said before, I'll say it again: "Katt broke the internet, and some people will never recover."

[@deezlesteezle]

🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

[@caddyshack68]

This KZbin channel has replaced my traditional cable news channel.

[@ivanamicimici]

Tim should be given millions of dollars for a radio show on GTA6

[@AwokenEntertainment]

Was patiently waiting for your opinion on all this..

[@sol3406]

Piggy Piggy cant you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

[@AllySimply]

Oh my gosh you missed the 3rd piggy!!! 😅😂

[@Drakoviche]

And I just love your flashy ways, uh Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid

[@mike20855]

escargot. my bentley go. 160 swiftly

[@DannyDeVitois79]

@@AllySimply….. the 3rd piggy is going “wee wee wee” all the way to the detention center 😐

[@isaaccutlip5815]

That's mean

[@garrettjones8576]

Tim should start his own Halliburton and rebuild luxury condos in Gaza and Ukraine.

[@MoMo-hh9bp]

Call it Fake Development Schemes, Inc.

[@MaJetiGizzle]

It would be a good fake side business to go along with his other wildly successful fake business ventures.

[@christiansaunders5421]

Not before the hotel on the moon! Iykyk

[@scoon2117]

How about in Lebanon and Yemen too

[@Nome_e_Cognome]

Don't give him ideas

[@ecgolds]

Definitely cured loneliness for an hour, thanks Tim

[@JessicaC.]

The Tim Dillion Show is literally the only YT channel left with a host that is uses real words in the English dictionary! GOD Bless Him!

[@selfishstockton6123]

What are you blathering on about?

[@somnolentverve2183]

​@selfishstockton6123 I think she means that Tim doesn't censor himself and uses words like "unalive" instead of kill, or acronyms like "SA" instead of rape/sexual assault.

[@JessicaC.]

​@somnolentverve2183 Yes! Ty for Deciphering my comment 😊 Apparently, my comment was a huge riddle. Thank you for being on the same page . We wish that other guy well...

[@JessicaC.]

​@@selfishstockton6123In layman's terms, Tim uses words in our english dictionary that comply with free speech! Words like: Sex, Whores, Rape, Murderers, Fuck, pussy And other words of that nature. You know, Adult language.

[@outofbody6797]

the worst part about this whole episode is tim cares nothing of his granfathers legacy

[@samuelmoore1635]

Soiled the Dillon name !

[@yogadan3924]

SOILED!

[@volcomwave]

Didn’t you fake a drug overdose?

[@Neresdipity]

"Did you take the money, Kathleen!?!"

[@deezlesteezle]

Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!

[@TheFERGALISIOUS]

Diddy just released a statement. He said " we ain't going nowhere, we ain't going nowhere, we can't be stopped now, it's bad boy for life"

[@IceKoldKilla]

Very bad boy

[@GordonCaledonia]

"Yo, dis be how it be. Theez are da ways of showbiz, ya feel me? Ain't going be no ending dis shit."

[@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass]

Eh uh eh uh

[@CoryHannem]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@GordonCaledoniahey, this is how it is, these are the ways of showbiz, do you feel me . There will be no ending to this !

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@CoryHannem "Ezackly! Normal people ain't got no idea what kinda shit be goin' on in showbiz. Ain't no BitChute video or no fat gay comedian gonna be tellin' you what fuck iz goin'. on in da bizness of show! WHOOOO!!!"

[@5gibbz]

Ah love getting my weekly press briefing from Tim. Unbiased, funny and honest

[@Zxzoxopeneyes]

I skipped dinner with myfamily to hear this urgent podcast thank you Tim

[@ShapeGillis]

Im 6 days sober from adrenachrome. Wish me luck

[@MasterPourKnowP]

6 days? Damn, you’re probably looking old as fudge.

[@NicholasRHunn]

They say those first 6 days are the hardest, everything after 9 is supposed to be smooth sailing

[@ShapeGillis]

@@NicholasRHunn thanks. I got a baaad case of baby fever rn

[@LawrenceofMinnesota]

Going to Adrenachrome Anonymous myself. The first step is always the hardest. Stay Strong Brother!!

[@MichaelWilliams-hf9ec]

You got no chance. Don’t feel bad. Nobody does once they get a taste of the chrome

[@jeffmunkynutz1568]

How did Tim get his head through the fly of John Daly's shorts?

[@teiwaz2692]

This will be my second time seeing Tim in Dublin can’t wait so excited!! 💚

[@Joelneedsacar]

The Tim breakdown of the Diddy case is what we were waiting for and needed.

[@proudfather123]

As someone from Arizona I have no problem with this becoming an AZ local news show

[@savannamc407]

🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@dheerajrao8510]

Praise god baby

[@BasedMace]

I moved to central AZ after living in coastal california for 30 years and I feel 0 regret.

[@marcuslee4484]

My one and only trusted news source. Bring back Red Eye hosted by Tim Dillon and Nick Mullen

[@dewknow1315]

I miss that show I wish they up load all the old episodes on to KZbin I pay to watch them again.

[@marcuslee4484]

@@dewknow1315 you can see all the clips with nick mullen, they're hilarious

[@paulfroelich1024]

And Louis The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake. Red Eyed Bastard Radio.

[@ScorpionP2C]

@@dewknow1315 you can find them easily enough

[@memphisbear7549]

Tim Dillon and Dave smith

[@caleighhraee]

I can always count on Tim’s loud, passionate rants to relieve me of my afternoon burnout at work 😂

[@AS-kq7hw]

The one thing a sociopath can feel: victimhood 😢

[@snu3877]

Honestly, that woman doesn't sound anywhere near as bad as a video I saw on YT of a psychopath. She said smiling that she never tortured animals or anything, then proceeds to describe not helping a baby possum trying to climb out of a swimming pool. Ugh.

[@amgofficial7791]

😂... ikr?! that lady looks a bit like Elizabeth Holmes (tha bio-tech crook)

[@leslielearnorth]

Wowwwww profound yo

[@CommentGuru]

Tim Dillon: The Voice of the People

[@dheerajrao8510]

The Messiah

[@daniellem4732]

10 am sat down on my patio with my bong…tim pops up on my screen…good morning ❤

[@evanfuller6538]

You single haha, great comment

[@danielleon5074]

Ahhhh great combination, let the good times roll

[@Jeremyhanover]

The most in depth analysis so far in the media, Tim is really the true pinnacle of journalism.

[@thetroothhurtz]

Ok Tim is really crushing it with these podcasts lately not gonna lie

[@user-kq4uq9ct6i]

#1 cure for loneliness invite an illegal immigrant family to live with you

[@ml3808]

Lol

[@mariovalencia520]

lol

[@ScorpionP2C]

this needs more likes!

[@itchyeyesmcrealize165]

😂

[@blindthrall]

Servants don't count.

[@Skinnypeen644]

Tim Dillon usually doesn’t dress gay but that shirt makes him look like Santa’s gay brother

[@GordonCaledonia]

*_Ernest Goes To Truck Stops_*

[@SwitchSilver]

@@GordonCaledoniathis shit fuckin sent me

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@SwitchSilver There's a few you could do: _Ernest Goes to Jail-Bait_ is another!

[@GordonCaledonia]

@@SwitchSilver _Ernest's Easter Orgy_

[@FilthyMcNasty69]

😂😂😂

[@TewodrosWondimu]

Another one of Tim’s best podcasts, He’s on it in this one.

[@dpg0jod]

Mr. Dillon, you are a gift. Just you, a mic and a few pics. Amazing.

[@TRAW415]

Timmy’s at it again with his little shenanigans

[@liadown9052]

I think he might have eaten a leprechaun.

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Ralph Loren's spring line is very Easter appropriate.

[@thefreshcocktailcompany]

😅😅😅😅

[@AlfredoHidalgo-bh2tv]

Tim Dillon always rocking the dope Polos 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kattypatties]

Loneliness is bad. The cure? Move into a shoebox apartment with 4 other people for $7k a month!

[@blindthrall]

Loneliness is a luxury.

[@beezyburna]

@@blindthralldifferent strokes

[@ToedCobra33]

Being lonely is, in way, an aspect of peak civilization

[@Freddisred]

​@@blindthrallYou're thinking of privacy, loneliness is inevitable.

[@OPproductions22]

Pissunderstood is R. Kelly’s next album

[@collaborativedataaccounts3249]

That's a strong move.

[@DecemberGift]

that shirt looks very flattering on you tim, the green is great!

[@justinkania7280]

Thanks Tim didn't think I was going to survive being alone you saved me tonight

[@donw2814]

This episode promises to be considerably dark & colossal.

[@chanty2192]

You either embrace it or let it destroy you. What a world.

[@buckdcanon1506]

Tim's really on his game with this one 🤣 Preach it, brother 🔥

[@asirbbrisa]

"Lonliness is part of the human condition" YES so is emotions sadness happiness anxiety trauma joy boredom - great rant - Thank you!

[@smollgar]

Wow such a good episode. Timmy D is on fire. Wish this episode was like 5 hours long.🔥🔥🔥

[@Ruth-xt5js]

Tim is the modern day Nostradamus

[@ShangHighRoller]

Quasimodo predicted all this.

[@bloatedsodium7301]

Tim is the original Bad Boy.

[@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep]

Mo money mo podcasts

[@dheerajrao8510]

The Messiah

[@deezlesteezle]

🎶Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for Tim? 🎶

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

The loneliness rant gives a pretty good insight into Tim Dillon's approach. He is focused on problems with tangible solutions.

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim’s a Gift that keeps giving the whole year😂

[@DrPoohBear]

Our favorite Fatty-Boom-Batty commenting on Puff-Puff-Daddy.

[@YantisOm]

Puffy-Doom-Daddy

[@jerryrikki9466]

At this point just give daddy Satan a record label

[@dheerajrao8510]

Fatty boom batty the Messiah

[@slendabruh1594]

Hey you made it rhyme!

[@domja9389]

The gay rap industry conspiracy gets another checkmark.

[@beastmerc84]

Diddy had Pac killed because Pac was trying to out gay him in the Gay Hip Hop Olympics.

[@_yooniversal_]

Thank you reporter/detective dillion! I really do wish you had a daily show

[@jeffheath842]

Love Tim!!!! Thank you:)))

[@jpieroni]

Your sociopath rant is brilliant, dude.

[@philsmycrevice]

Some of my favorite topics from one of the best orators in the country. All while I sharpen my kitchen knives. What a wonderful way to spend late morning during inclement weather.

[@GordonCaledonia]

You sharpen knives? Are you like... _Japanese,_ bro?"

[@philsmycrevice]

👹Banzai!!!👺@@GordonCaledonia

[@willkretz1571]

Getting a little rambly Tim.. I'm bbqing beef tips out back n listening to this as a breather in between conversations with my inlaws. Seems more fitting for a Tuesday afternoon podcast.

[@harrollcooke]

TIM!!!! As the song goes, "The lap dance is only fun if the stripper is crying."

[@dodballabab]

Whenever i feel lonely i turn on some Tim

[@pitchblack1012]

Hey piggy don’t tease me, I want the podcast now

[@sol3406]

Piggy Smalls

[@jme214]

Calm your bits little fella

[@angelgjr1999]

I like edging

[@SconnerStudios]

Cryogenically freeze yourself for 9 hours. Well worth the investment. Worked great in Futurama and for Ted Williams.

[@raulpalmaa]

I support you

[@jaybird17_72]

Thank you for your take

[@susanpazos]

Greatest episode of all time. Absolutely floored. Love you, Tim!

[@HumanBeing-zh1rf]

What I love about Tim is that he doesn't need a pat on the back

[@zainvohra4429]

Or documentary

[@jordanyukio]

A true philosopher

[@laurennutttrail]

You put my feeling into words!

[@dblackout1107]

So true. He just sticks to the pod and some travel for standup, and doesn’t try to get wild trying new shit all the time. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I hope the pod will just always be a thing. Nobody makes me cry laughing like he does sometimes

[@amgofficial7791]

😂 but we'll give him a pat on tha back anyways...👏🏾

[@i.am.4146]

Tim Dillon is the actual Jiminy Glick. Martin Short was jus doin a character.

[@JoeyLutes]

you cured my loneliness, Tim. this episode was superb, cheers to a master

[@cris-vo2ho]

Not even 60 seconds in and i need to take i break... my whole body hurts from laughing 😂😂😂

[@zakadams762]

10 hours?!?! I can't sleep now, I have to stay up so I don't miss it

[@sohelhussain2689]

When I saw the Gaza waterfront story about Jared Kushner who is a soulless ghoul I knew it would be here lol

[@patrickmagnant5250]

One of the best Tim Dillion show episodes ! Great topics funny as always !

[@thomasmiller6703]

Who picked your shirt? P-diddler

[@joshuamckarney2310]

One of your best all time shows. Thanks buddy.

[@Chris_8270]

The only place I get my news from is Tim Dillon

[@carolynblaney1382]

Same!

[@msjonyba1234]

Thank you, Tim! Exactly what I didn’t expect to see, but do.

[@rfinn17]

Tim, you’ve done it again, spectacular cast, thanks for the entertainment as always

[@turnershultz5159]

We wish Diddy well.

[@alejandrogn4]

Now watch this swing 🏌🏾‍♂️

[@nab-88]

Are you joking?

[@heboottoobigforhegotdamnfeet]

@@nab-88watch this swing

[@alejandrogn4]

@@nab-88 you must be new here. someone get him a program packet

[@jamesj9537]

@@alejandrogn4 Clearly he doesn’t know that Tim Dillon works with Futures.

[@feraloperacompany]

Re Lego, how about putting adoptable animal faces over suspects faces. Publicity for local shelters.

[@stoops187]

Not a bad idea

[@h35d85bs0]

Tims looks like the biggest christmas gift under the tree

[@dr.strangelove6118]

Merry Christmas Tim 🥳

[@chichfm5108]

This is what I need (Part II)

[@lioneyes25]

😂😂😂

[@kimfratesi2116]

Thank you for the sociopath rant! I haven’t laughed out loud in a while!

[@rhino202]

I remember years ago reading in esquire that Rihanna came to the US as a young teen without her family. Great dancer, but just an ok singer. She stayed at the home of her producer and he would take her to the studio to work. He had a family, but it always made me wonder what she went through there alone.

[@ricardobrandao12]

What an awesome episode!!

[@j.dproblems2011]

I like how this episode covers a lot of subjects and easily tagged. Good job!

[@gfdrthjigvtyhnhyg]

tim Dillon is what you get when a country is a free for all

[@mattkorhonen2373]

Tim is the angel we all need.

[@tmcleanful]

Let's play a game - what is reflecting in Tim's glasses. I'm trying to enhance and process the reflections for a peek behind the curtain. So far what I've uncovered is, well, concerning.

[@BawstonStrong]

SO EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE!! 🎉😂

[@pedrochavescosta]

Tim Diddy talking about Puff Dillon. Amazing podcast ❤

[@Biggerfoot]

This was a amazing podcast

[@halaction]

Another week, another BANGER

[@bk-su2si]

Wow, haven't had Quiznos in almost 20 years.

[@ngafsince1995]

A top ten pod from the king!!!! Thanks Mr. Dillon

[@newlyremagazine]

Truly. I'm genuinely impressed at how hard he brought it with this one. He totally slayed it. We wish Lego and Daddy Satan well with their brands.

[@diannh2894]

Was waiting for this

[@rebeccarickard6922]

Tim, just thank you. ❤