Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show

[@heelmoxley365]

Kids be quiet, the news is on.

[@GalaxyNewsRadio_]

Be quiet or you go in the tanning bed on max! Those who don’t follow the rules get skin cancer☝️☝️

[@leslielearnorth]

YES!!!

[@DustyBaughman]

This made me happy

[@Libertaro-i2u]

Children shalt be seen not heard.

[@CandyBag]

I get all of my news from this podcast and my ideologically lopsided Twitter feed. I like to stay informed on these things

[@angstinyoheart8120]

As a 29 year old born and raised in Tampa, I just feel lucky to brave another day in this paradise. Edit: while my son was typing this comment he ended up on the wrong side of the road on i4 and died in a head on collision with a Publix delivery truck. This was his favorite show so I’m just grateful he was able to go out doing something he loves.

[@CJVS995]

Hey life in the big city

[@Kostas2315]

Now back to your meth addiction 😂

[@seekerofthemutablebalance5228]

This really hit me hard

[@lukedelvalle114]

Yo

[@ce6ej]

I think he could still use one of the pods. Can never be too sure 🤷‍♂️

[@HybridTrapMusic]

Saturdays wouldn't be the same without Tim Dillon

[@FelixCousins]

Truth

[@aconran72]

Yes and yes

[@davidperez5089]

Saving the Day with a TD!

[@totalSLACK]

... is it Saturday?... i thought these came out on Wednesday. are you sure it's not Wednesday? 🤔

[@CandyBag]

I always forget and get excited when I open my KZbin feed

[@willienelson8066]

The only news network worth watching

[@adhhxgxhhg]

Honestly if you only get your news from Tim you genuinely are more informed than any brainwashed cable news watchers, I happily would bet good money on that.

[@AngryAmerican1776]

Yes or yes?!

[@numbersix9468]

@@adhhxgxhhg you're a sucker

[@jameszclark]

Last week Tim jokes that Ryan Routh's son should be arrested for being weird and this week routh's son was arrested for child porn 😂

[@rickybobby2789]

Tim is a FBI insider

[@85bstout]

​@@rickybobby2789 more likely a prophet

[@ChrisSmith-ec6qp]

Nostradillonus

[@systemicsystems703]

The glasses allow Tim to see into the future. "They Future"

[@BrianNineTails]

Let's not forget about the giant Lizzo ass on stage I think Tim runs the illuminati

[@HumanStyleBeing]

Just did two 12 hour emergency hurricane response shifts. This podcast was the only thing I made time to listen to while providing relief services for my community. Thanks Tim for your services 🙏

[@morningstar9233]

And now you're fishing

[@Bigredwillol]

24 hours listening to this?

[@HumanStyleBeing]

@@Bigredwillol no, my point was that i barely had time for anything, thus emphasizing to tim how important his words and style are to some of us people out here...

[@Bigredwillol]

@@HumanStyleBeing nobody cares try to be less cringe in comment sections

[@AJohnSmith]

@@BigredwillolYou’re the ghey boi 😂

[@ASAPELK]

My parents were saving up for a home at my age of 23. Already married. Here I am at 3am waiting for the movie to start about this week’s take from a hilarious man on the inevitable future of WW3 or civil war. I’d love to start a family and have kids. Tim Dillion would say “we all can’t have nice things” you know what is nice? A DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE for my birthday on November 6th🫥

[@GregBartlesbyProductions]

How about NUGGET BATTLE?

[@uglypeopleshollywood]

You have so much life ahead at 23. ❤ Just don't take anything seriously, live life, in the end it doesn't even matter

[@kHendrix99]

Ya right

[@jordanjae]

Too long dude. Lame as hell to tell your life story in a comment.

[@harshapatil5506]

As Tim's uncle would say "Life in the big city".

[@hjv7121]

I love when Tim acts like a boujee rich guy 😂 His dinner party comments are always on point 👌🏼

[@paulpaul1771]

Thanks for posting. My son is autistic. Whenever I play your podcast, he loves to smile and clap. Very positive👍

[@jsalome17]

This podcast is why he is autistic

[@GraavyTraain]

😂

[@Fix_em_jets]

I do that too except I’m normal

[@jsalome17]

@@paulpaul1771 this is why he is autistic

[@emanuelpetre5491]

we wish him well

[@samanthamelesenka4785]

“I’d end up being strangled to death by a python in a WAWA” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dailywordsofdiscouragement]

Cracked me up when I imagined that 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterkingham]

Geez the GTA VI weekly reminder guy must has perished in the storm....we wish him well

[@joshuamullaney195]

🤞

[@runswithraptors]

Life in the big city 🎉

[@dorisdereani8111]

rip the dream

[@admiralboom481]

Dimitri was a bot.

[@falldog_discoking]

Maybe he annoyed himself finally

[@carlosmontanez1173]

Stewie from Family Guy said it best. "Ugh, Florida....Gods waiting room"😂

[@Sillydilly321]

Wake up babe, Tim Dillon comes on in 107 minutes

[@lucien4980]

Well wake me up in 106 c'mon

[@Cptn.Smoker]

My house got destroyed in Helene , but it’s okay bc Tim Dilllon is on.

[@Methodizations]

You prolly couldn't afford it anyway. We wish you the best.

[@DekkarJr]

Oh ok cool.

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

Hopefully there's solid a plan established

[@DeadLevelled-ku8tq]

This man has his finger on the pulse of America

[@MeanBeanComedy]

It's his middle finger, too.

[@sambino2726]

Yes he does 😂

[@soundmindbodydivine]

Pause

[@tylermanning4321]

it doesnt have one

[@askmemum]

And in its prostate 😮

[@DylanWa8038]

Just watched "This is your Country". I was beyond upset at the end once I realized this was a special! This should be a weekly show on television!!!! I genuinely believed this was episode 1 of season 1. Great special!!!!!!!!

[@seekerofthemutablebalance5228]

He forgot his hat and giant shades

[@Masoniq33]

The governor of Pennsylvania should go to Kensington and sign some of the homeless drug addicts while they are nodding out.

[@nothanks9503]

Pay them for it and I’ll co-sign this as being morally just

[@Libertaro-i2u]

Definitely, then hire them.

[@jessarhodes6196]

On my momma, shit has gone too far. Its unbelievably irresponsible to say the least.

[@FirstLast-ff7qx]

He signs the syringes.

[@carynmartin6053]

Sure, if you want hep C!🎉😂

[@sticcyniccy9509]

i am starting to talk like Tim. I cant help it and I dont really enjoy it. This will ruin my life Yes or Yes

[@SafetyLucas]

I wish you well

[@sirg-had8821]

*Tee-off*

[@HDnero]

Life in the big city

[@duder6666]

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOOOKIE!!!

[@Gregory-bt9hb]

BOOM!

[@davidperez5089]

Put me down for three!!!

[@matthewconroy3994]

One of the funniest rants I ever heard laughed like a mental patient at work listening to that

[@calebcostigan2561]

🤣

[@jerryjimenez1670]

We got the boom!

[@zvndmvn]

Tim has managed to get me enthusiastic about the collapse of human civilization.

[@thefly1203]

Tim looking slim must be on Ozimpig

[@willharmatuk4723]

Haha.

[@Dollargenera1]

Or cocaining

[@howhigh0521]

I can only hope. I want my fat pig around for as long as possible

[@richm4848]

It's a camera trick

[@anonymousaccount5835]

Slim Dillon

[@marshalledmundson4851]

I'm in Williston Florida right now and my power just came back on after almost 3 days. Much respect for anyone working on the power lines

[@OspreyFlyer]

👍

[@gaiusjulius_caesar2059]

That caller friend from Florida... "My favorite restaurant was flooded. ".... Happy to see you and your aunt speaking again...

[@WhitePowder7.62]

“Im going to defect, very soon.” One of the best lines spoken by anyone ever

[@frwystr]

FATTY BOOM BATTY CHECKING IN

[@cesartapia610]

Standing back and standing by!

[@DekkarJr]

Ghislaine Maxwell's TERLET RAT checking in!

[@DekkarJr]

@@cesartapia610 haha just like the proud boys!

[@nick120899]

My absolute fav Tim Dillon line

[@Randsurfer]

In addition to Tim's predictions and mocking of the suicide pod industry is the certainty that at some point in the future, Tim will have a suicide pod sponsor and he will sell the shit out of it.

[@KinzerTaylorKCMO]

I don't think he would sponsor something like that

[@bsb1975]

​@@KinzerTaylorKCMONot without a "satisfaction guaranteed or your money back" line in the ad read. Tim has standards.

[@MrMissingnin44]

Currently in H&M contemplating stealing clothes

[@adhhxgxhhg]

It's a young working class man's pastime, tradition.

[@Libertaro-i2u]

What about sunglasses to look like Tim?

[@Nome_utente_generico]

If they have sunglasses and Polo shirts, take them

[@CCitis]

Hahahaha this made me laugh. Stealing even when you don’t have to is hilarious

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

Why not Zara?.

[@cabbytabby]

Tim’s next podcast: The Unalive Pod

[@adhhxgxhhg]

I'm ready

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

@@adhhxgxhhg Sarco Pods: the luxurious way to unalive

[@adhhxgxhhg]

@YoungSantasGroupie just sign the form and circle either: Yes, OR, Yes...

[@coolman9i6]

Its a real knife fight out there

[@CoolestGuyInTheRoom]

Excellent throwback ✅

[@DekkarJr]

And all i brought is a blue belt in karate from middle school

[@alexpacheco2031]

It was my wife! 🤣

[@sirg-had8821]

In the pod?

[@poiewhfopiewhf]

he's quoting the very beginning

[@alexmartirosov]

I'm here for my Fatttti BOom-BAttiiii.... 🔥

[@AlexChavez-uz6sg]

1 in 10 doctors recommend at least one "fatty boom batty" at least once per week

[@aarongalindo5350]

I say this once I wake up and before I go to bed, helps with my medical issues

[@CapeTown_Guy3]

This literally always makes me chuckle. Each time he does it

[@someoneanyone365]

I love his remixes on this as well, such as the classic, “TRANNY-BOOM-BANNYS”🫶🏼💀

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

But he looks like he won't be a fatty boom batty for much longer.

[@jawnsolo0]

Tim has become a prophet. Not the one we need, but the one we deserve.

[@Officialmryuck]

This is the same as when I would wake up watching cartoons on Saturday morning

it is close.

[@morningstar9233]

For me it was The Flintstones, but I get what you mean.

[@nonacdesign]

you know it's a good one when the table is covered in coffee by the end of the video

[@SpaceRangerPodcast]

"RIch nothings" He's got the Malibu rich kids in his crosshairs today.

[@OfficialElljay]

trump never said he wants a national abortion ban

[@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2]

Yeah I don't know why he's repeating those leftist talking points, I've heard Vance say it's not what they want too. Constitutionally it belongs as a state decision not a national one.

[@Nap_4179]

​@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 you must be lost

[@JAMESSMITH-gr6ko]

If Tim doesn't get his taste buds back, he's going to crawl into one of those pods. Hope they make them a lot bigger than the one they showed.

[@gsoda-my4bu]

lol imagine being told you’re too fat for the pod

[@bongofury333]

LMFAO

[@DekkarJr]

Can he even fit in one

[@blindthrall]

We can always harpoon him.

[@wolferine462]

I grew up in Florida and got out of there when I turned 18. Every single thing Tim said about Florida is literally 100% true lmao

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Me and my grandparents loving watching your wholesome content. ❤️❤️ Thank you for all you do.

[@brianarc2]

Have a good & wholesome Saturday, piggies ❤

[@jzmott82]

When you realize the Sunglasses are as integral to this show as the news.

[@seekerofthemutablebalance5228]

I just don't understand what was going on in the Netflix show? Such an odd look...like he was going for early 90s daytime talk show

[@jzmott82]

@seekerofthemutablebalance5228 that's exactly the look he was going for.

[@jzmott82]

Those are even his words

[@seekerofthemutablebalance5228]

@@jzmott82 ha yeah I just started episode 411 and that's exactly what he said lol so I guess he nailed it.

[@gavincrews98]

It’s a real knife fight out there

[@jerradray1674]

My mom asked me what Im watching, I told her The News.

[@TimBrennan-ug8vi]

Tim was a bottom at Diddy Parties

[@segamegadrive3903]

Tim WAS the Diddy party.

[@Rooster_RvS]

Diddys piggy

[@JayG666]

That is slander good sir. Quit it!

[@nothanks9503]

Diddy was a bottom at the rim Dillion party

[@adhhxgxhhg]

We are very proud of his accomplishments.

[@kathleenpeters3407]

This week was so long waiting for your podcast,I went back over your old 1s....I'm Irish and I know u hate Ireland😂😂😂😂😂,but I'm from Tipperary which is known as the Premier County,I laugh when u give out about Ireland,u will never lose me as a fan no matter what u say...TIM LOVE FROM YOUR ANCESTORAL HOME..🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnnCronin-ds6pu]

Hi from Kerry

[@uocana1]

Low key I'm still laughing from last week's podcast with the Costco family 😂

[@SafetyLucas]

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOOKIE

[@DekkarJr]

im still laughing from few weeks ago about the dead lady for 4 days at the Wells Fargo (ep 409 i think ) threatening the hispanic lady as hes playing the part of the trauma therapist LOL: "Wells Fargo will SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG. They'll Kill you. They'll kill your family. I'll kill you. I'll you right now you bitch!" im tearing up just typing it LOl

[@Dutch_Rudder]

Idk much about those people but they enrage me.

[@tinfoilcat5446]

"These are sick people" story of my fu*king life lol

[@ferdwenen4892]

During the commercials you can really see that Tim is a swimmer he breathes inbetween on the side and speaks when going under water

[@jonnyhollywood514]

"could we maybe tone down the blood lust for like a couple minutes...??" fuckin murdered lolol

[@SlampthChompth]

Fake and gay! I can’t download this to watch on plane yet because it’s “live”. Guess I’ll just die.

[@alexb9435]

whoa, you travel by plane dude? have a safe trip

[@ConnectTheKings]

@@alexb9435💀💀💀

[@johnay93]

Wish you well

[@nothanks9503]

They’re coming run

[@KBWRER]

This message was approved by Boeing.

[@xxrkg8437]

Tim’s the type of guy to go to 7/11 to buy Christmas gifts

[@Sevem7m]

Timothy I am waiting here for this program to start

[@tyzilla358]

The rant about Florida was just absolutely incredible. Lol

[@hamdinger7145]

We wish him well

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

I love how he goes from talking about how bad it is that people will un alive themselves over owing money directly into promoting a gambling company.

[@jacobsmith4284]

Florida man here representing the 239.. Hurricane expert, hurricane Ian survivor, shark attack survivor Ponce inlet 1995, recovered alcoholic, but now I got my weed card. Green tea and a joint. Life is good.

[@nothanks9503]

Kidney stone inbound

[@FloridaManMMACrypto]

This is probably the last few days we claim dominion of Tim Dillon. After this Netflix show we will have lost him to the stratosphere, to the stars, he will only wave to us as he sails his mega yacht from the Hamptons to his King's palace on Martha's Vinyard. Godspeed, Timmy 🖖

[@CaptStoveRogers]

And we wish him well

[@FloridaManMMACrypto]

@@CaptStoveRogers we definitely do

[@CCitis]

I mean it is true. These guys change when they get into the corporate world. Look at Gillis

[@FloridaManMMACrypto]

@@CCitis yeah..When was the last time Shane was actually on his own podcast 😆

[@CCitis]

@@FloridaManMMACrypto not even that… he’s filming tires… you can just watch early episodes and see how he now censors what he says… because he is paid by big corporations.

[@rickybobby2789]

Banks make money through war in a number of ways, including: • Financing the government: Banks can provide loans to the government and help sell war bonds. • Financing war profiteers: Banks can finance companies that provide goods and services to the military, such as defense contractors and weapons manufacturers. • Financing reconstruction: Banks can profit from financing reconstruction after the war ends. • Business opportunities in occupied territories: Banks can profit from business opportunities in territories that are occupied during the war.

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

So basically Haliburton?...

[@Libertaro-i2u]

There's always financial incentive to invade another country.

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

I blame the big 👃 flem tribe.

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

Kinda funny how Russiagate indirectly propped up the actual fascist, neo-n@zi elements in the Ukrainian army. The bootlicking and consent manufacturing that was Russiagate hysteria made the military industrial complex rich, gave more power to fascists in Ukraine and condemned hundreds of thousands of poor Ukrainians, Russians (and marginalized minorities in Russia) to horrifying deaths in the meat grinder frontlines. What kind of cognitive dissonance has to occur in the minds of progressives to ignore these realities? The wine moms are so busy virtue signalling that they (apparently) have no idea they are supporting war mongers and making life worse for basically all of the groups they “support”. Same with during the pandemic, the lockdowns/school closures disproportionately harmed poor/marginalized POC in urban areas. Same with the “defund the police” movement. Wild.

[@wajihbec1087]

Oh yeah especially bonds and reconstruction they're underrated. Satan is jealous of those guys.

[@Golden_Tenders]

The audience of Ellen’s special is laughing because they know what’ll happen if they don’t

[@DekkarJr]

To paraphrase Tim himself: "On stage Ellen is dancing and backstage it's Abu Ghraib"

[@Dutch_Rudder]

Their entire religion revolves around forced empathy, individual thought is 😡 🙅🏻‍♂️

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

That’s a water-massage pod. They had em in all the malls in the early 2000s 😂

[@Krogerfan95]

Sarco suicide pod is the punishment for losing my fantasy football league

[@j.p.8221]

This is my favorite part of Saturday mornings, almost like back in the day waking up early to watch cartoons 🎉🎉🎉

[@garrettkoch905]

I'm 22 and live in a 55 and older community in Ocala Florida. Tim thanks for the shoutout. You had me rolling on the floor laughing.

[@goaway5559]

Weekly reminder Tim is our uncle

[@RCGshakenbake]

That dresses like our lesbian aunt.

[@kennethanderson8827]

I flew, at 60,000,000 feet in the summer of ‘94. Around sixty doses of Albert Hoffman’s secret recipe, with obvious variations, due to sloppy kitchen prep. However, there was one exception. Orange barrel, freeze dried Owlsley stuff. It even had a name~ Orange Sunshine. Gracias Alejandro. That was a good one. Our bike ride to Mission Beach and back was cool. Alejandro~~ great cook, good friend. Good guy

[@TheNorthTownBoys]

Can't wait for the Netflix show!!!!

[@Adam444Tv]

Netflix presents: SATAN 😂

[@Brad92510]

I moved from California to west Florida a little over a year ago. The hurricane was only bad in particular areas. Luckily my neighborhood only got some tree branches on the lawn

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

Why would u ever do that

[@Joe-nx7nj]

I used to watch Recess on saturday morning and now its Timmy D.

[@k20z3keith7]

These kids don't know about Recess. Hidden gem right there.

[@JB-is4gt]

Why didn’t we get an episode this week? We need our slop Tim don’t go all Hollywood on us now

[@austingoldinger7943]

We wish everyone in florida... well

[@tylerm2703]

“Put em in the pod!” -Josh Shapiro, Governor of Philadelphia

[@sammicurr3132]

Tim needs to interview the actor who looks exactly like him from RoboCop 2 and Blank Check

[@wolfmanjeff13]

Thank you for talking about Kensington in Philly. I live in the area and It’s gotten worse in the last few years.

[@raul9576]

Tim is a CIA operative

[@Gobberman3344]

Go on

[@user-ck4yt3kv3p]

not yet but he's passed all of the tests they've made him go through so far...Rogan, Lex and the Kennedys

[@joshuamullaney195]

Hope not 😒

[@Krayter370]

Ya he's stopped talking about politics and epstein like shit since he got on Rogan/Jones/Friedman. He hasn't even touched the Diddy stuff.

[@jayperez3431]

I don't think so. Hes the real deal. Who else is talking like this? Nobody.

[@velocirshtr3756]

What’s wrong with bringing back Opium dens aka 1st Gen Sewy Pods

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim raises his pinky finger when drinking a beer 😂

[@dereeeezy]

His dna seeps royalty

[@Dutch_Rudder]

I do too because removing my pinky takes my entire palm off the cold beer and keeps my warm hand and cold beer happy.

[@treasurethetime2463]

I wish Mayor Adams well.

[@adhhxgxhhg]

Don't hate the player, especially if he is dressed in prada, YSL and Gucci. I wish him well.

[@alfredolaguardia4937]

I'm a Tim Dillon Republicrat

[@brandonzreyesghosttown8168]

Dudes too rich to see what party is best for his fans now. Kind of shallow we know its not Democrats Alfredo...get real.

[@alfredolaguardia4937]

@@brandonzreyesghosttown8168 my sense is he does a good job pointing out absurdities on both sides of the aisle, and what's inside, and outside and on the roof for chuckles

[@loljk9443]

@@brandonzreyesghosttown8168it’s not the democrat party.

[@brandonzreyesghosttown8168]

@@loljk9443 im a draftee i dont want to kill russians i never had beef with em...i dont see the point in promoting abortion which is more death then im from a border town as well and alot of community members and legally procelcessed migrants wind up in accidents or dead on the daily and we used to be so chill and thats not how we see it my guy...if you ask me personally Democrats all about DEATH on the real so what about Christian influence? Like i would prefer to be in a room with a christian who naturally from an early age knows right from wrong im not saying they are perfect but i feel safer in mall around than i do the unhinged trans guy who feels like everyone around him is out to get him im just making a few logical points here im no expert nor do i live in other parts of the US

[@nothanks9503]

@@brandonzreyesghosttown8168 If you’re super rich trump is best for you if you’re part of the 90% he’s not

[@RLybarger1986]

"Put em in the pod!" is the new "Throw them in the pot!"

[@JuicySommelier]

Is Usher caricaturized in tropic thunder as Alpa Chino? The pods are where AG1 comes from. AG1 is people!

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Hahaha! 😆😆😝

[@pranzata]

Kengsington Philly, my home baby ; it’s a nightmare here lol. Cute little children walk by and see people shooting up fentanyl on their way to school and homeless people shit on your front stoop. The coffee is good here though.

[@adhhxgxhhg]

I wish them well.

[@jonathanalpart7812]

Still sounds better than suburb

[@k20z3keith7]

I heard City Council is trying to combat it. One councilman was a former addict himself. Don't know if you heard of him. He was in a YT documentary along with a Mission owner. Still some very good people there. It's become a horrific place.

[@pranzata]

@@k20z3keith7 I live right on the border where Kensington and Fishtown meet ( Fishtown is basically a part of Kensington that got gentrified) so luckily I’m not in the deep thick of it ; but I’m still close enough to have safety concerns on a daily basis. I never heard of that councilman that sounds super interesting.

[@lovesthetunes]

Life in the big city.

[@kniivess]

saturdays arent for the boys they're for job interviews and getting the real news from my favorite piglet ❤

[@MarfTheUnbearable]

I like to think that once they close the pod and press the button, a bunch of Scorpions get dumped into the box.

[@VeryGreatGladness]

Welcome back Princess Bear ❤

[@elcypher6102]

I love that Tims friend started the call with my favorite restaurant was flooded 😂.

[@memorypool]

I hope your talk show is outrageous like the old Morten down Jr show used to be. Don't forget to smoke a cigarette on the show and blow smoke in people's faces.

[@brigettewalker9712]

JD Vance and Trump have both said there's not going to be an abortion ban!! why does no one understand this

[@adhhxgxhhg]

Who cares

[@MrSmothers69]

@@adhhxgxhhgIts a zog uni-party that isnt fun. We need FUN.

[@skoto8219]

“If you like your [abortion] doctor you can keep your doctor”

[@laptv2144]

South west coast of Florida is the best part. It also didn’t get hit with the storm. You’re talking about north west Florida

[@landonic81]

I live in southwest Florida and we did most certainly did get hit with that storm. All the beach communities along the Gulf coast got absolutely rocked. I still don't have power. Tampa/St Pete got blasted

[@laptv2144]

@@landonic81 Well yeah it got impacted but I meant the north west got the brunt

[@landonic81]

@@laptv2144 nah. I have friends who live near Tallahassee where the eye hit and for some reason it wasn't nearly as bad as SWFL

[@hjv7121]

“Yes or yes” one of my favorite Tim Dillon phrases I’ve adopted

[@JBubbleap]

Bring the boom Tim!!

[@hllndsn1]

That Netflix special was a meta-spoof right? You goofed Netflix to pay you millions for unpolished feces didnt you? Genius. Absolute genius.

[@AnastasiaBeaverhousen]

You know Ellen was at those Diddy parties gay devils all of them

[@TRG29338]

Tim's a bit of a gay devil himself but in the good way

[@questioneverything1682]

Cos them gays are devils, right? 😁

[@momog5615]

Ellen is of hell

[@momog5615]

@@TRG29338 naw he was a child star put it together

[@momog5615]

Ellen was trying to molest and r-pe Justin on her show when he was a kid

[@toddlosure4793]

No idea how I found you but you're quickly becoming my favorite comedian and podcast!

[@jeffclements8495]

Yipppie I’m ready for my slop piggie

[@danclark2013]

Tim is not a comedian. He is a prophet.

[@ryanfleming9485]

I tell you what the first unalive yourself pod with a big screen playing Ellen’s special will get my business!

[@devod123]

Deb was on a tear at the office yesterday. Good thing Tim is here.

[@brandonb5075]

I’m pretty sure no one in Florida has home insurance anymore…this is going to get real interesting.✌🏼🤔

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

*Flood Insurance. Can't buy a home here without at least home insurance. If you buy a house along water then required but other then that yea. Inland areas definitely probably don't have flood insurance

[@rebeccaz789]

We pay for the insurance, but citizens won't honor their own contract. All our premiums go to zelinskyyyy.

[@ryan_ppei5110]

Nothing makes me happier than we you have a new video out. Gonna listen while I shave my head

[@laptv2144]

South west Florida is wealthy like south east Florida but without all the Jews, Central Americans, and Caribbeans

[@bladejordan1023]

You're trolling right?

[@EVERBLACCK]

Bro chiiiill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atombom8214]

Culturally wealthy i think is what is meant...

[@laptv2144]

@@bladejordan1023 I’m just saying a statistical fact. Collier and Lee counties are like 70% white. It’s like a 1950/60’s Miami

[@humbleone8787]

Sitting in my house in Asheville, NC on day 5 without water and power, I am very fortunate compared to many around me. I was finally able to load this video and got a much needed laugh. Thank you Tim