Didn't expect Gale to get turned on by this

[@Taradoxxi]

He said this to my Tav at 1 HP after getting his frail wizard body absolutely blasted by a cloud of undead ravens. Man is a lil’ freak and I love him for it.

[@hugsforastarion]

ME TOO?!

[@MorbidMonstera]

He first said that to me after we dealt with the harpers at the beginning of act 2

[@moona_ttv]

😂😂😂😂 gale and his 1 hp .. I can't wait to do my resist durge run romancing him... if I can ever get over romancing astarion 😬🤣

[@feyefall4855]

Lol, he said this after we played hide and seek with Thaniel's ma and pa.

[@moona_ttv]

​@feyefall4855 he said it to me after we destroyed last light 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm like umm sir didn't u just have a tantrum over the druids Grove 👀 I must've corrupted you entirely 😂

[@inkcogneato6617]

Gale: "Have you ever read anything on that subject? The whole damn party: ╭( ๐_๐)╮...

[@cassidyho939]

Everyone be judging Gale HARD.

[@gwencatz2483]

😂😂😂

[@FreedomShakerHub]

@@cassidyho939 Or more like Everyone be judging HARD Gale 😂🤣

[@chefykitty]

I love that he just unashamedly blurts this out in front of everyone

[@j.munday7913]

That's the part that had me in tears. Like they were all standing behind her and their faces werrrrrrreeeee 👁👄👁

[@razrv3lc]

Gale will never beat the autism accusations lol

[@gh0stpc360]

​@@razrv3lc the autism allegations 💀💀💀

[@Brassroses]

I am autistic, can confirm this is accurate ​@@razrv3lc

[@max_the_mantis5173]

@@razrv3lcI mean considering how many of us autistic players are in love with him.. Feels like it’s more than a coincidence. I have seen at least 5 other Autistic players also have Gale as their favorite. And it’s doubly special for me because not only am I myself also autistic in similar ways to Gale, but I am also a Wizard, Occultist 5 years into my craft, AND I am extremely fxcking traumatized! So I have A LOT to relate to with him over. Than again I think I have only met one Autistic person who was Not extremely truamatized.. Kind of comes with the territory. I fxcking love Gale.. ❤

[@vamp97]

Tav: wiping zombie guts off their robes Gale: HAVE YOU EVER READ THE KAMA SUTRA?

[@bloodlustalice2349]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH omg true, it reminded me of somewhere i heard that the mental kind of like? line between scared and aroused is kind of..? blurred with humans some kind of psychology fact thing but his line reminds me of that X'D

[@kimapts]

😂☠️

[@Arizhel6]

@@bloodlustalice2349 He's scaroused and not ashamed to tell the entire party about it lol

[@emmabagley9349]

​@@bloodlustalice2349 Misattribution of arousal, I think is what you're getting at.

[@pipwolverine]

2:18 "Was there anything else you wished to discuss?" Said like he didn't just hit on you while everyone is covered in revolting cursed-creature goo in a pub full of drunk zombies.

[@NodDisciple1]

Yet the vampire is running towards the corpse.

[@hayleybartek8643]

@@NodDisciple1Looking for a boozy blood snack.

[@martinar.5722]

He said that to my Durge after the House of Healing fight which is equally gross.

[@syzn2584]

Tav: *wheezing, bloodied, holding their intestines in in one hand and limping on one broken leg after a battle* Gale, undressing his robes: gods you look so hot

[@radiogagaart8157]

I'll never forget I got this despite being already deep in Astarion's romance route and I was like "wtf Gale"

[@KollbjornYT]

You'd think Gale was the vampire considering how thirsty he is

[@gabrielladavidson2938]

yeah, he was/possibly still is glitched, so he would behave like you had taken his romance path lol made him look thirsty as hell

[@Skelekart]

Ikr me and my brother literally nicknamed him reddit mod in our coop play through because of stuff like that LMAO

[@eveastle516]

Yeah I literally got this last week and I’m on a Wyll path (my underrated love) so it’s making my partner absolutely fall apart laughing every time Gale gets his thirst on and I’m just there like “ARE YOU THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS? NO. FUCK OFF”

[@jadziajay]

exact same thing happened to me lol im like boys... we could work this out...

[@pipalittle5216]

The Gale approves popping up after he goes on about your glistening muscles is just icing on the cake 😂

[@DCdabest]

"I sure do have a way with words" - Gale Dekarios

[@smudge3123]

he rlly went and said that right in front of the whole party 💀

[@themeddler7806]

Lae'zel did this to me TODAY. Gave her whole speech on loving how my Durge guy Moordun smells and how it drives her crazy AND SHE'S ONLY AT MEDIUM APPROVAL. SEND HELP. They all do it at some point or other good grief.

[@katherine1304]

the way he just says this in front of everyone is so unhinged i love it

[@abbylovescats8998]

There’s a reason people sometimes call him Gale ‘dangerkink’ Dekarios in fanfic tags

[@deaqi]

OMG, IM RUNNING TO READ IT RN!

[@bakaichigo]

LMAO NOOOOOOOO STAAAAAAHP i'M D.E.A.D i have deceased lmaoooo

[@AnarielAnastil]

2:24 Meanwhile, Astarion diving headfirst back toward the monster corpse in a desperate attempt to escape this conversation, bahaha.

[@beelzebub7221]

I can relate to astarion on a spiritual level there, the amount of paid i'd feel having to overhear something like that would be too much to bare

[@hyuutsuACE]

I got this dialog immediately after him dying, getting turned by the shadow curse, dying again, and being revived. Dude is kinky as hell

[@ollikoskinen1]

Well, nerds can be quite kinky.

[@marcusfricku]

Cheeks flushed, gaze bright, muscle’s glistening? Are we sure he’s not talking about Halsin? 🐻

[@roramoya]

why, because Tav can't be muscular?

[@anska7475]

I got this conversation with Origin-Astarion for the first time, after a big fight with everyone being down to below half of their life and covered in blood ... I did wonder for a bit if it had been written for the Origin specifically. 😅

[@alekzanderor5489]

well he didnt describe any fur, so no, halsin doesnt fit)

[@smallpaws196]

I got this line after the fight with that one bird guy at Last Light as a druid that was in wildshape the entire time.

[@ArDeeMee]

You‘ve obviously never had a close look at the Type B Female model. Gorgeous.

[@kallielink]

That "Gale Approves" was LOUD.

[@foxyloxyBABE]

Lmao people say ast is the kinkiest out of all the companions but 100% I believe it’s Gale. If no one was around I swear he would be begging tav to fk him right there next to the corpses 💀

[@asudesokmen1277]

LMAOOO

[@AngryBudgieNoises]

He’s the one that wants to publicly marry an ithilid Tav so yeah checks out

[@floppydisksareop]

Shart gets turned on by you -biting her -growling at her -getting whipped by some random dude in a dungeon It's not even a contest

[@anaterka13]

Wasn't there origianlly a bug where Galewas like, extreme horny/easy to impress ?

[@TheRoseWolf]

​@@anaterka13Apparently, yes. There was a glitch that kept having players incorrectly mark off Gale's romance path, and it came off as him being *really* desperate.

[@OwocowyMr]

you can hear everybody else in the room slowly dying inside the longer this dialogue goes

[@animelvr329]

“sir this is a McDonalds”

[@elishavarga4200]

in my playthrough, gale decided the best time to have this conversation after our very first battle in the shadow realms, right after i had listened to the narrator talk about the snippets of the lives each shadow vestige held and i was feeling deep despair about the tragedy of their corruption and death. not fantastic timing on his part. i love him all the same

[@Asia-bj2mr]

Same!

[@chantinoire]

The other companions listening to this conversation: 👁👄👁

[@mogvgb]

oh Gale looks GOOD with an open shirt front.... have been having trouble dressing him to best advantage.

[@ponimacaroni]

I have one thing to say - Wavemother's Robe

[@themeddler7806]

The wavemother's robe on him make me feral

[@x_rhi_x2772]

If you use mods and get basket full of equipment. The biker outfits are great on him. And the mage top with trousers. Mmmm oh and abdiraks outfit of course

[@mogvgb]

@@x_rhi_x2772 I'm on a console, so no mods for me :(

[@adamlambboy8332]

Rule of thumb is to put him in all v necks and Halsin in the flare leather outfit. It’s a crime to keep such beautiful pecs covered. 😏

[@Polina-ye3wh]

He read a book 💀💀😭

[@ArDeeMee]

He‘s the nerd we all strive to be…

[@Polina-ye3wh]

@@ArDeeMee nagh, bro, I have more board games than there’re fingers on all my colleague’s hands. But reading about it in a book 😭

[@selvariablackmoore3420]

This dialogue is approval-based thing and can happen at any place after getting enough approval rate. Mine happened near dead drider.

[@AeridisArt]

Same here. I also got this after the drider ambush.

[@momogal04]

I usually get it after Marcus myself.

[@natg4984]

Ooo good to know! I was wondering.

[@deaf-tomcat]

i'm at 100 :( when will i get this lmao

[@EnnuiOwO]

I got mine right when I entered Act 2!

[@crazym1me]

As someone who worked out this morning and had my coffee kids (the kids at my local place who know about my addiction to this game) tell me “Gale would be so into you right now.” Went home and honestly, yeah I was pretty hot after working out.

[@Riddler577]

He said this the moment i walked into the shadow cursed lands, i was like damn Gale okay 👀👀

[@MadamSirWaffle]

Bro same here 😭

[@fiascophoenix1518]

He said this to me and called me "irresistable" after we protected Halsin's portal. I love that our lovely wizard finds people who kick ass hot ❤

[@2abby1221]

bro hit me with this after i killed some shadows the moment we were in the shadow relm, about to die and become cursed... worth it

[@emo8071]

Really Gale you judge me about the spider but this is what gets you going... 😱

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

In Gale’s defense, at least he’s not trying to lick any of the carnage.

[@marlenecarrasco8018]

i chose option 4. i think it indicates to sexual images, to which he clears his throat and says we should compare notes XD

[@emma2884]

I did that too because my little rogue urchin cannot read in my head Canon lmao

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

Eh, not necessarily that he's turned on but that his adrenaline is still pumping after a big fight. He is, however, suggesting you use that excess energy for other pursuits.

[@camil3368]

excitation transfer 👈😎👈

[@Fayrinn_09]

Is no one gonna talk about how she has most every companion with her? Lmao

[@theredheadwiththread1275]

Mod that gets rid of party size limit. Would definitely make some battles easier.

[@shiroiame2452]

It's partylimit begone, though I'd expect use of tactician plus with it which judging by the hp of mobs she isn't using; as with it mobs in grove have more hp with that, so I'd imagine it makes difficulty quite redundant without it.

[@runicknight1151]

That's what I was thinking, the note to let us know they won the battle on tactician is far less impressive when the party is double the size

[@cinder4181]

Tis a mod.

[@natg4984]

@@runicknight1151 Eh. It's still impressive IMO. Sometimes an increase size means nada when the bad guy has high hp and a bunch of minions. Even in balanced with a high party count, when I first started, the Harpies are had to tackle for example.

[@christina4914]

I got this cutscene after we watched that harper get mauled by shadows and turned into a shadow-cursed undead. like at least wait until the guy's friends are out of earshot

[@moonluna3326]

Whaaat??? Galeeee!! Not in the front of my tadpole

[@iriichan]

Gale will love you even if you're at verge of dying, covered in guts and blood ❤️

[@olga_ju]

It always happens so suddenly 😁you completely forget about this scene and then - bam! - here we are again 😅

[@hayleybartek8643]

Having a goddess for a girlfriend can lead one to desires that many would consider to be ... unnatural.

[@sursirini2110]

I got this dialogue after saving harpers. My honest reaction "dude, really? You couldn't wait until camp?!"

[@momogal04]

Gale is my favorite! But I swore on my latest playthrough that I'd romance someone else. Didn't flirt with him past the party and set my sights on Wyll. Get to act 2, do the dance scene with Wyll, wake up and Gale wants to chat. Dude broke up with me when we weren't even together and it still hurt lol. He's such a cute and weird little nerd bf

[@Nevamore277]

Literally just after killing some goblins in act one he pulled this line out, I was like…ok, I like your words magic man

[@CxiiElmo]

The rest of the party: 🧍‍♂🧍‍♂🧍‍♂

[@connormarshall1272]

i got this right after the encounter with the harpers in the "tutorial" for how the shadow curse works. like honey no we just watched a man die and be consumed by shadows and his comrades trauma to that event why are you so horny? 😭

[@waterdhavian_wizard]

its the way he says stimulation like GOD SIR JUST TAKE ME NOW, SHADOW CURSE BE DAMNED

[@Jo-sv9io]

Gale did this to me, too. My battle-hardened paladin was confused to say the least

[@tynce563]

When Gale, being the nerd he is, tries to flirt by talking about books.

[@laurie6794]

Gale doesn't have a shameful bone in his body...pun entirely intended. ^.^

[@bambinoh2738]

got this dialogue right after beating up Oliver's "family" and I was flabbergasted lmao

[@SyllaAria]

I got this dialogue last night and about blushed out of my skin 😳

[@little-rascal]

Shat just staring like wtf did I just hear him say. Priceless!

[@epicdude3659]

fun fact, in my run, when Gale said this, the battle was one where i had fucking died and needed have someone else use a Scroll of Revivify

[@your_local_artist]

i love how the barbarian version of the options are CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG and get more aggressive the more you succeed

[@Dixiedingo_LBB]

You're just gonna say that? Right in front of the party? In front of the zombies? Your whole chest?

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

Gods this nerd is so freaking unhinged sometimes. 🤣🥰 I love him

[@henhem-h1n]

he's down so bad to my tav i bet he would still be down if my tav hasn't touched a single drop of water for weeks

[@tristandohnel4283]

Well, have you ever tried the dialogue option where you tell him you're a nymph in disguise? Because that's a whole thing 😂

[@violetskies14]

​@@tristandohnel4283 oh yeah my origin Astarion said that to him at the party and he started talking about liking his musk lol. Dudes a lil freak.

[@supremeoverlorde2109]

It is so funny how he just says this with everyone staring in the background XD

[@Airsaber]

"...muscles glistening... with gastric juices..." Yeah, not the best moment. I think I prefer hearing a similar confession from Astarion right after my Durge went through the Loviatar ritual... though it's still hilarious to hear all of this and see other companions in the background. :D

[@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb]

This is a phenomenon known as misatribution of arousal! Not just the more interesting kind, mind you, but when experiencing a dangerous situation, you tend to have greater affinity for those you experienced it with. It's why a theme park is one of the best places for a date

[@superhunksickle]

I 100% read this in gale's voice. The "mind you" was crystal clear

[@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb]

@@superhunksickle LMFAO NOOOOO the man is well studied but he's way too arrogant ion wanna be that 😭

[@champfleury7693]

@@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomboh maybe early access Gale was but the Gale of today is very modest and dare I say self loathing at times?

[@minette36]

I got this line in Moonrise Towers, being attacked by traps and undead while exploring that really gory room. Ah, Gale.

[@michellespammzzxx9942]

I got this exact same dialogue right after the fight at Last Light Inn lol

[@evilspacemuffin]

I just let Thisobald drink until he exploded, but Gale pulled these lines after we killed some zombies that reanimated in Balthazar's trapped library at Moonrise Towers. I was like, really? Now? 😂

[@francespiluznich6932]

Oh I got this dialogue at last light. It was hilarious since we could only reach like 3 enemies and spent 4 turns trying to get downstairs 🤣

[@ladyphoenixgrey3923]

This popped for me in the Ilithid colony after we mercy killed Chop. Felt very strange but, then again, that’s just Gale, to be fair. 🤣

[@caymens604]

he just says all that right in front of everyone while they watch XD

[@mappyland]

Hearing the first line from the narrator struck fear in me about what could be turning him on jdjsjsjsjs

[@quentin932]

LMAO i remember getting this dialogue after helping halsin and he started talking about my characters glistening muscles 😭 i wasnt even trying to romance him. i was actively in a romance with astarion, i was genuinely confused. i think i even screenshot the dialogue since it was so funny to me.

[@shannon811]

My Gale said this after I completed a fight I was under level for. It took me 2 irl days to get perfect attacks & basically cheese the fight. When he said this I was already mad, and it made me more mad loll. Like, this was difficult for me to do but you were just enjoying the show, must be nice 😂

[@beardiemom]

He's said that to me in a playthrough where we weren't even in a relationship or flirting. xD If you are a bard, you get the option "Read it? I might have written that one" (Paraphrased, because I don't remember the exact wording) Edit: Nvm, I just remembered he didn't say that to me, he said it to my friend who *was* romancing him. I was just doing a Bardlock solo playthrough at the same time, so I thought for a second that he said it to me.

[@chairs3815]

I got this scene after the hyena died in act 2. I really love how this scene activates at the worst times for everyone romancing gale.

[@fishgirlgaming8589]

Aawwww, poor patrons. I've never fought Thisobald before. I always save-scum like crazy to pass the slight of hand checks. After seeing this I probably never WILL fight him. The blighted guys wandering around are all adorable and harmless, so having to kill them would suck. :(

[@medea4828]

I got his first romance scene and rejected him, however my game still thought we had something going on (even though I was romancing Astarion). I was pretty sad when my ranger and her pet raven had to kill all those ravens outside Last Light Inn, only to turn around and have Gale drop this on me 😂

[@rayoko_tube]

I got this Gale dialogue after unexpectedly triggering a fight with dead shadow-cursed crows lol I was confused asf when he was getting all infatuated with fighting along side me 😂☠️ like bro, I needa short rest HAHA can this conversation wait??? Lmfaoo

[@natg4984]

He said this when we were in some deep dirty caravan or house; IDR. I just remember the place was dusty af. And I cracked up so much. He's so awkward with it too. I didn't realize it could happen at different locations. Maybe it's a stats thing?

[@notabannedaccount8362]

Gale is such a dork! ❤️ I love it.

[@msSapphiric]

Honestly Gale has the weirdest timings and triggers of them all. 😂

[@catherinelink]

He told this to me while having Astarion romanced and only flirted with Gale a couple times. Made me realize I've created a love triangle without even meaning to LOL

[@priscilabee583]

The look on Shadowheart’s face 😂😂😂

[@sarahdipasquale6350]

He said this to me after meeting Isobel and fighting the wing guy

[@aflooki]

i like that laezel approves outright refusing to drink, but you get more approval by successfully passing the checks to keep drinking. provoking a fight straight on is what she would do, but shes impressed by a more cunning method. it reminds me of her reaction to rejecting raphaels deal, shes first skeptical but then admires you if you tell her you plan to steal the orphic hammer yourself. it feels sooo good to impress laezel by carving your own path and doing something that she didnt even consider as an option. i love her so much!!

[@ThatMissQuin]

oh Gale

[@dylatron4533]

I remember when I accidentally romanced gale during the grove party in act one. He said he wanted to show me a “Magic Trick”, so I said yes. But it turned out. The Trick was in his pants. :(

[@Treesarentgreen]

Essentially saying, wow I’m feeling it, ever read a book about that?

[@nyxacerzombie9537]

He is scareroused.

[@keiroty7187]

He cares about what time he has left

[@bubblegumcrab]

This is???? Really cute??? Homeboy apprecistes us bein powerful

[@mangomage33]

Thank god I got the dialogue after the fight with Marcus instead 😂

[@laurah7204]

Oh my gosh he said this to me after the Marcus/ imp fight in Isobel’s room as I was barely hanging on to life and corpses littered the floor like Gale?? This is not a good time

[@Xantexhunter]

"Finally killed him" *Has the entire game's roster of playable characters in the fight*

[@kaycings9844]

He’s said something similar to me after defending Isobel

[@dayschange2]

I kind of wish that the other members of the party were programed to just pair off into their own unheard little chats when your Tav starts talking to someone so everyone isn't just listening to awkward half-formed flirtations like this. xD

[@GamesCooky]

I must admit. That is a weird thing to say after having carved a fat guy's stomach open. I think we should part ways, Gale. You know, see new people.

[@Midnight0Mistress]

I so giggled.

[@vanillatwilight6556]

the sheer tHIRST

[@dogleash]

ooohhmygod. i got this cut scene right after i *SPOILERRRRR* couldnt save Halsin from the portal he was in. effectively dying lol.

[@Zaxten]

he also approves of you getting wasted

[@superhunksickle]

LOL gale gave me this interaction right after the first time we fought the shadows and witnessed all the harpers die (oops there were no survivors) and turn into shadow undead. Meanwhile im fully romancing astarion so it was doubly awkward and hilarious

[@vixxcelacea2778]

Ehem, he's not wrong. A lot of people also often bond from harrowing/near death/thrilling experiences. It's why a lot of people think an amusement park/haunted house/horror film is a great date. A safe place to experience the same rush. Working out as well also gives you feel good endorphins and you feel powerful. Kicking butt in a world like DnD means both take place on the regular.

[@bronzeplayergaming2244]

That’s actually true, misattribution is what he’s referring to.

[@solisinvictus4238]

God! he is my dream man!!

[@msoprano165]

LAEZEL DID THIS AFTER I KILLED ETHEL OMFG

[@DeceasedSpider]

Did.. did he just admit to being a masochist

[@JkqLess]

Not only that, fighting Shadows is something hot too 😂😭