"We gonna start a new family tonight!" I hollered out loud at work! I had to remember where I was!!😂😆😂😂
@MikeFL2TX8 жыл бұрын
northernsoutherngirl I was about to say the same!
@MultiAlantube8 жыл бұрын
northernsoutherngirl sitting in a community college library watching this. it WAS quiet till I started LMAO 😂
@Spocklee7 жыл бұрын
northernsoutherngirl Yeah! shit was funny😂
@yokedupbra7 жыл бұрын
same inwas in the bathroom
@NoNotLogan6 жыл бұрын
That butt plug better be an overnight delivery for this guy
@2ambaby1988 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo "we gonna start a new family tonight" LOLOLOL
@TheJigsaw2987 жыл бұрын
That iconic laugh after hearing, "but sarge" is the best thing ever
@kmmediafactory3 жыл бұрын
It is isn’t it🤣
@3ntuitiv3 Жыл бұрын
Sarge giving zero fucks perfect example of you can find my sympathy between shit and syphilis
@SYN44565 жыл бұрын
They forgot the Bi-Polar Drunk: Starts off happy, laughing. Someone cracks a joke about him, he gets mad and wants to fight. Then he starts crying, talks about how crappy his life is. Then he apologizes, wants to hug everybody until he falls asleep in the corner
@uscgamer62205 жыл бұрын
SYN4456 so true
@jayjay864434 жыл бұрын
You found me, but problem is I ain't even in the service.
@StudleyDuderight4 жыл бұрын
Then everyone awkwardly tries to avoid talking about it in front of him the next day.
@johnashley3274 жыл бұрын
The crying drunk. Seen a lot of those.
@LinkTheHeroOfTime4 жыл бұрын
Me
@HeTheConqueror8 жыл бұрын
that music that plays everytime sarge shuts him down 😂😂😂
@PARCE938 жыл бұрын
To me this is the funniest channel that does military-related stuff. Don't need no fancy shit or half naked women. Hilarious stuff.
@yushathomas8 жыл бұрын
PARCE93 you get it!!
@WaitDoctorWho8 жыл бұрын
Combat veteran channel gets annoying as fuck after like 2 vids
"But Sarge..." "Ahahahaha." Best part of most of these videos.
@connorreese53157 жыл бұрын
The token black guy had me dying XD
@demareae_thunder68975 жыл бұрын
Connor Reese what’s that country song
@tricky47354 жыл бұрын
@@demareae_thunder6897 your man by josh turner
@IfbbProRolandcHazard4 жыл бұрын
Ya, especially when you were the token black guy lol.
@moistjohn4 жыл бұрын
not beleivable had bumbu and not jameson
@dallassealey77963 жыл бұрын
@@tricky4735 man I love that song
@QueenOfPrinciple8 жыл бұрын
"I can't do this shit, I'm about to be a Stripper or something man" ...Lolll
@apeacetimegrunt91795 жыл бұрын
"Your pullout game aint shit" 😂😂😂
@MartinProductions8 жыл бұрын
Just got me a "but sarge" shirt! hopefully I can wear It with my ABU. If not its alright its still awesome
@Weinmaste7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the PTSD drunk! I got choked by another Marine because "I didn't understand the pressures of deployment and leadership" lol......only to deploy and kinda understand where he was coming from lol
I've been at the bar with "The Guy With Personal Problems" and that is so real. "You know what's f*cked up?!?!?!" Like dude I don't even know you...
@KevinP322707 жыл бұрын
haaaaaaa
@seabee4608 жыл бұрын
"no, we gon' start a new family tonight"!!!! aaaahahaha!!!! Holy shit, that's hilarious!!!!
@awilliespike8 жыл бұрын
omfg he said 900hundred dollars a month that shit scary as hell
@MrGixxer1Thousand8 жыл бұрын
Make sure your pull out game is on point. I've got a homie that was getting hit for over a G a month as an E-5. They were clobbering his ass!
@Nxtl687 жыл бұрын
Damn....
@gwouru3 жыл бұрын
900hundred is a lot more than you think.. either drop the hundred, or drop the 00... because he only said $900
@justinclark63317 жыл бұрын
0:39 He committed to that slap bruh, he fucking knocked himself out he committed so hard. mad respect.
@rykehuss34357 жыл бұрын
Also the DS Backbone laugh right after, gold
@uihorus49728 жыл бұрын
lmao the ending had me crying
@ryebread1053 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your humor, Yusha. It really helped me get through 2020.
@ProtoMario5 жыл бұрын
Sleepy drunks are the best
@kingcobra71834 жыл бұрын
you really liked your own comment? hehehehe
@Kennypowers514 жыл бұрын
So you hide your mushroom without princess finding out?
@textbook22able3 жыл бұрын
That's me
@LogicSword36752 жыл бұрын
Had a guy in my outfit who would always pass out on the bathroom floor with his drawers around his ankles. I got to the point where I would just step over him.
@OhioGuyDon8 жыл бұрын
"We gon' start a new family tonight" 😂😂😂
@multimeter28597 жыл бұрын
This guy should do a collaboration with A Combat Veteran and John Burke. Those 3 together would be sick.
@KevinP322707 жыл бұрын
agreed.
@droman6083 жыл бұрын
And VET TV
@halo2player33 жыл бұрын
as a master sergeant I had once said, dont do stupid shit over the weekend, and if you do get arrested for alcohol related incidents, well he'll pick you up on monday since he knows you'll be nice and safe with the police
@GSA80433 жыл бұрын
"I got yo ass the whole weekend" "Come on man, I got a family" "Fuck yo family" "Nah man, I'm a family man" "We gon' start a new family tonight" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha!! This shit had me laughing so hard
@lamarick7 жыл бұрын
Token Black Guy took me out 😭😭😭
@Jahjah-i5t3 ай бұрын
I've never been. But thanks to yall. I know it's alot more than just being a warrior. In the military
@No_cia8 жыл бұрын
"We go start a new family tonight".
@SgtBackbone8 жыл бұрын
"Bro you're pull out game ain't shit!" Best line ever!!!
@gary9046 Жыл бұрын
I died on this one! Too perfect!
@PhthaloType Жыл бұрын
Dude couldn't pull out of his own driveway
@doomslayer97044 жыл бұрын
In my personal opinion this is the funniest military like videos on KZbin you earned my subscription
@KalisBlade5 жыл бұрын
“But Sarge...” every video I’ve watched so far, never ceases to make me roll 😂😂
@trevorjallen18 жыл бұрын
the 'But Sarge?!' are my favorite
@KevinP322707 жыл бұрын
i've said that many times.
@hiiiiflyin924 жыл бұрын
keep it up man I ain't even in the armed forces but your shit has me dying every time I watch a skit. keep up the good work pimp!
@lashonearl6548 Жыл бұрын
I had first sergeants and drill sergeants like this!!!They were some straight fools!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pachiramen46053 жыл бұрын
I seriously love all your videos. I work w a lot of military so these inside jokes really get to me haha
@aamake5478 жыл бұрын
Yo we gonna start a new family tonight!
@Spocklee7 жыл бұрын
Eveliina Tistelgren haha, yeah😂
@CadenceWallace7 жыл бұрын
0____0
@Kevo_16348 жыл бұрын
...we gonna start a new family tonight.
@redbull456ful5 жыл бұрын
Im literally like 4 of these 😂😂
@jasonlyles16085 жыл бұрын
which ones may I ask.
@G40rc33 жыл бұрын
i really love that Sarge laughter its just a rollercoaster of emotions lol
@valerie80yearsago906 жыл бұрын
The Belligerent - Every. Marine. Ever.
@Tallgeese035 жыл бұрын
"We gon start a new family tonight." GAURD!!!!!!!! I AINT COME HERE FOR ALL THAT
@darylhopkins97962 жыл бұрын
This is the most outstanding content on KZbin. Period.
@TheForcesWrath2 жыл бұрын
Still funny in 2022 , that's that quality comedy man ✊🏾😄
@rafaelramos1486 Жыл бұрын
I remember getting once a call around 2 am of a soldier asking Sarge can you come on and pick us up?.Every one it to drunk to drive. I have to get the SDNCO van for the pick up. Since i have 6 soldiers drunk from my unit.The BN CSM designated a senior nco for that detail every week end. His policy save lots of soldiers carriers maybe lives.This happend at FT Lewis WA in 1989.
@classact95577 жыл бұрын
"Well guess what? Don't drop the soap." I found myself in the fetal position just dying laughing as soon as he said that!!
@briguy52785 жыл бұрын
This Is way too accurate holy shit 😂😂
@jorgedelreal99053 жыл бұрын
I was the sleepy drunk. Ft. Lewis, WA
@powertraingod8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this KZbin channel. I should it to my Squad. Please don't stop making videos.
@travisk088 жыл бұрын
I'm a 165 pounds, I'm never going to jail
@andrewclark39776 жыл бұрын
POSCERE8 290 I think I'd be alright 😎
@richterman39626 жыл бұрын
300 here, I'll be fine
@yopappy65996 жыл бұрын
Lmao. It’s pretty hard to fuckaman doesn’t wanna be fucked. MOST of the ass that gets taken in prison, was actually given. Rape does happen for sure tho, and being 165 doesn’t automatically make you dinner, and being 300lbs doesn’t exclude you from the menu. 😂 Mo pushin fo tha cushion😂🤣😅
@user-ps4mw5om4j6 жыл бұрын
108 Guess I'll just die then.
@johnthomason27736 жыл бұрын
@POSCERE8 plot twist he is just fat ass piece of shit goddamn pothead fuck
@TheRepentanceProject7 жыл бұрын
Watching this channel and combat veteran make my days better
@relativemotion8 жыл бұрын
"Yo pull out game ain't shit..." Lol
@CrazyMarkStudios2 жыл бұрын
0:41 My daddy be like: 🤣
@Bornstarswerv6 жыл бұрын
0:41 is my fav song
@kennethcrockett28014 жыл бұрын
What song is that
@kellihunt32714 жыл бұрын
Omg i love his humor! Marry me Yusha!! You make me laugh like no1 else!
@corey4692 жыл бұрын
SUBSCRIBED!! Love you my brother.
@toxicity48185 жыл бұрын
The best usage of "but sarge...?" to date lmfaooo
@RT420694 жыл бұрын
"'MERICA" *takes shot* "Herpes"
@jerrythebaum43888 жыл бұрын
"WELL, GUESS WHAT? DON'T DROP THE SOAP."
@rykehuss34357 жыл бұрын
Dat DS Backbone laugh at 0:38
@OkOk-vj9db4 жыл бұрын
The guy with personal problems is insanely accurate
@FINALLYOUTAFTER72 жыл бұрын
He’s got your ass through man love Monday!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@austinbostrom53045 жыл бұрын
I sound like The Belligerent one when I’m sober but when I’m drunk, I’m the sleepy guy
@Sirvivalgames5 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate shit I’ve seen in my life
@richardblackwell6668 жыл бұрын
that last part but I got a family 😂
@justyu88045 жыл бұрын
0:41 *Bruh LMAO* 🌹😂
@raiyu19854 жыл бұрын
US Navy vet here, I almost had a fight with a marine. We both were drunk.
@redilex49645 жыл бұрын
LOL....Dude you are hilarious!!!!!! Love these videos
@delpasen6 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!!, I have been with and seen this all with my battle buddies. Too funny!!!!
@Halo11387 жыл бұрын
"B-But Sarge!" "Aaaahahaha!" That evil laugh gets me every time!
@adamwilcox37585 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 oh my word...”we gonna start a new family tonight”
@Asgardians3t3 жыл бұрын
bruh im the sleepy type, but i dont wake up until the next day late afternoon lmao, if im getting wasted im blacking out and some1 gotta bring me back :D
@tomaguilar46473 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that any branch can relate. But you forgot the drunk host though. Who suddenly becomes Mr/Miss social butterfly.
@charlesshelton79894 жыл бұрын
My grandfather used to be a first Sergeant and he would leave people in jail if they got picked over the weekend. Heaven help the poor soul who got picked up on a four day.
@campbell84138 жыл бұрын
awesomeness keep up the good work!
@Hartford19922 жыл бұрын
This video might have the best "But Sarge..." ever. 😂
@robynchristian4 жыл бұрын
Water almost came out my nose when he said don’t drop the soap
@DRMadeIt8 жыл бұрын
"We gon start a new family tonight" bwahahahaha good shit, Sarge
@damonrogers82077 жыл бұрын
*HARAAAAAMBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEE* That shit got me LMAO
@jakelucas38785 жыл бұрын
Spot on!!
@jimmckenna70074 жыл бұрын
Omg these videos are gold
@dragonballswag8 жыл бұрын
Yooo I'm done your pull out game is weak 😂😂😂
@alang40335 жыл бұрын
This is why I drink alone. Haha I’m the “leave me tf alone and let me get smashed al by myself” drunk 😂
@KiLLED56394 жыл бұрын
Been there many times myself lol
@wildrea3 жыл бұрын
1:50 Wow, that is kind of sus, Sarge.
@Redlegfo8 жыл бұрын
ha ha straight up died all i got to say this is every solider in Korea right now
@Thatbasedcat4 жыл бұрын
“I got yo ass the whole weekend.” 🤣
@therecklessboyt.r.b52077 жыл бұрын
Yusha thomas you should do a funny video with jt suits
@MariE-bz2eq5 жыл бұрын
I remember at Pendleton 3rd tracks had a big bulletin board of consecutive days that there wasn't a DUI. I don't think they went 5 days without 1.
@sh0cktrooper1578 жыл бұрын
What is the background song called for your DI vids? Great videos by the way, Always keep my laughing!
@spacecommandoyt45244 жыл бұрын
0:50 if you look closely you can see it's really drake
@MasterHall1175 жыл бұрын
This is funny, my dad had to go a full year without a bottle or sip of liquor cause he was deployed in Kuwait that year, this is funny as heck
@onehaindread59646 жыл бұрын
Why am I ALL OF THESE??!!😂😂😂
@realityhurts86976 жыл бұрын
Hush, your awesome brother.
@tvushington69943 жыл бұрын
Yooo I’m dying, these are the best 😂💯
@tonygnzlz29567 жыл бұрын
That evil laugh after sarge shuts him down over the phone 😂😂
@anayosmith95052 жыл бұрын
The last part had me dying 💀 🤣 arrested for dui /dwi guy 🤣🤣🤣
@kuninii85758 жыл бұрын
This is all too true 😂😂
@wuflerwang16217 жыл бұрын
Love your videos
@sylver79098 жыл бұрын
when shall we be getting a new video?????????? I've watch all your current vids like 100 times each!
@Dharmanarchist8 жыл бұрын
LOL brings back memories..
@mrcross51435 жыл бұрын
This is 💯 true
@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron93067 жыл бұрын
But sarge.... i love that line and that t-shirt..comfy too.
@superbeast83734 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol I use to drive drunk through gate every weekend in Kaneohe.
@johnalexander83228 жыл бұрын
just wanted to say thank you I needed to laugh today.