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WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOU ARE GOING TO WAR!

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Yusha Thomas

Yusha Thomas

Күн бұрын

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@StillTheVoid
@StillTheVoid 7 жыл бұрын
We're going to war with Syria... ...But Sarge?!
@notownsolace7908
@notownsolace7908 6 жыл бұрын
*I got your ass now* HaHAHaH
@Dizastermaster.
@Dizastermaster. 5 жыл бұрын
(Monay monay monay monay... MONAY)
@MS-fh4sz
@MS-fh4sz 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 5 жыл бұрын
Its with Iran now
@danoutlaw0116
@danoutlaw0116 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the 1k like...
@2213-u7o
@2213-u7o 7 жыл бұрын
"y'all muthafuckas always minding other countries business" 😂😂😂
@juanvalenzuela581
@juanvalenzuela581 5 жыл бұрын
Bru, Lol 😂
@Aglai76
@Aglai76 5 жыл бұрын
I was 666th like
@diamondheat9
@diamondheat9 5 жыл бұрын
I so agreed with this
@EpicMRPancake
@EpicMRPancake 5 жыл бұрын
The Middle East is filled to the brim with countries that mind other countries business. Stop bitching about a centuries-old global dynamic.
@gabrielasakanta8013
@gabrielasakanta8013 5 жыл бұрын
@@EpicMRPancake what kind of brain do you have? Maggot
@Drip46
@Drip46 7 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm keeping my phone off while I'm on terminal leave. If they tried that shit with me I would be pissed.
@SPENCER1SHOT
@SPENCER1SHOT 7 жыл бұрын
Drip46 Holy Shot Drip46,
@coder928
@coder928 7 жыл бұрын
Drip46 that wouldn't constitute as AWOL?
@Salv
@Salv 7 жыл бұрын
Almighty Latin King no because he's already on Terminal leave, so technically it's not AWOL.
@texastom5920
@texastom5920 7 жыл бұрын
J Mireles Seriously, though. Thank you for what you've been doing these past 12+ years. I am not being sarcastic about that.
@texastom5920
@texastom5920 7 жыл бұрын
J Mireles Hey, man if your 40 and did 12 years that means you enlisted when you were 28.... Can I enlist in the Army at 29? Real question. Not interested in getting into an insult war with a vet.
@michaels2208
@michaels2208 7 жыл бұрын
I am in tears here trying to laugh quietly. These civilians around me looking at me like I lost my Shit. I just tell them Va ain't sent my meds yet, now it's like a ghost town. Thanks sarge
@LisaLisa-oy4ij
@LisaLisa-oy4ij 5 жыл бұрын
Omgoodness me too
@darkaoshi27
@darkaoshi27 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a civilian. But I still found this shit hilarious.
@hiawathaclemons
@hiawathaclemons 5 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
@invaderzim1265
@invaderzim1265 4 жыл бұрын
😁😂😁😁
@johnswansen192
@johnswansen192 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@toast5802
@toast5802 7 жыл бұрын
man damn, I ain't laughed that hard in a minute. I feel like every conversation in the army goes like this.
@jamesferguson3401
@jamesferguson3401 4 жыл бұрын
Marines too.
@xenomorpher5458
@xenomorpher5458 3 жыл бұрын
In the navy they just shove them back down to keep them from complaining.
@interruptingcow2418
@interruptingcow2418 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesferguson3401 nope. Not the marines. They can't spell remember. 😂😂
@QueenOfPrinciple
@QueenOfPrinciple 7 жыл бұрын
lolll ..."You better lower your text voice"....
@techbuildspcs
@techbuildspcs 6 жыл бұрын
JoAnne Hall i see you everywhere
@Hiimnothim
@Hiimnothim 5 жыл бұрын
TeCh ExPlOiTs wait why was there a year gap between comments
@jxmjolnir6322
@jxmjolnir6322 7 жыл бұрын
I swore in to the navy a few months ago and got my corpsman contract. Now im sitting here like ".......dammit"
@ThatMoparKid
@ThatMoparKid 7 жыл бұрын
JxMjolnir me too but the Army tho waiting on bct
@zachhaus8488
@zachhaus8488 7 жыл бұрын
Daron Jackson beat your face
@ThatMoparKid
@ThatMoparKid 7 жыл бұрын
Zach Haus oh wow I'm a racist troll find something better to do... wow
@zachhaus8488
@zachhaus8488 7 жыл бұрын
Daron Jackson your face. Beat it.
@ThatMoparKid
@ThatMoparKid 7 жыл бұрын
Zach Haus ohh kayy first of all not happening and really the n word ooooh I'm so offended​ by your choice in vocabulary.....your just a troll with no life
@SlendyMctendies
@SlendyMctendies 7 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, uh I would like to reserve a flight to Canada.... Hahahaha, no no, One Way"
@tonyflimingo4526
@tonyflimingo4526 6 жыл бұрын
Why foes this always happen? Just as I see a comment, the dude says what the comment is
@ezio_Winchester
@ezio_Winchester 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-rh8ig2oz8e only there isn't a draft anymore hasn't been since Vietnam. What he was doin was deserting which used to be a killable offence. Hell sleeping on guard duty used to be a killable offence too lol
@notlikely4468
@notlikely4468 5 жыл бұрын
Hate to pick fly shit out of pepper.... But we send deserters back....because that's illegal in Canada Draft doggers...couldn't be extradited because there was (is) no such offense in Canada We tend to get all morally rightous about that...because...well...we're kinda assholes sometimes Ask a lawyer what's right or wrong...and they'll tell you how not to go to jail
@tharnstonewall2005
@tharnstonewall2005 5 жыл бұрын
@@notlikely4468 I guess you'll send em back with a "sorry!"
@dipsygames6118
@dipsygames6118 7 жыл бұрын
I guess we could say... things are getting SYRIAs... too soon?
@arturoseturino7143
@arturoseturino7143 6 жыл бұрын
This comment is ironic
@kimolabout1770
@kimolabout1770 6 жыл бұрын
Very
@nickcara97
@nickcara97 6 жыл бұрын
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEHHHHH*
@Chachoes
@Chachoes 6 жыл бұрын
Here you can have the refugees
@hirozzayz8164
@hirozzayz8164 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂😂 good one
@jtmnavy
@jtmnavy 7 жыл бұрын
DD214 Blanket Activated !!!!
@trey87
@trey87 7 жыл бұрын
Lol, must be nice. I keep missing my opportunity to get my DD 214. 10 years Navy strong in July. ;)
@darkpaw1522
@darkpaw1522 6 жыл бұрын
It protects you bro. Hell I even got one for my wife. She helped me dodge a NJP.
@matthewandmichael8256
@matthewandmichael8256 6 жыл бұрын
What's that
@dadocta8355
@dadocta8355 5 жыл бұрын
Ayy, JTsuits!!!!
@matthewgraham7002
@matthewgraham7002 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh 4 years after active duty and 3 in the reserves, 1 more year and a can snuggled comfortably under that damn thing 😩
@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner
@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner 7 жыл бұрын
The erased responses are hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂
@adameins5622
@adameins5622 4 жыл бұрын
No offense but thank you private obvious
@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner
@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner 4 жыл бұрын
@@adameins5622 No problem...glad I could help 💪
@red_dulge
@red_dulge 4 жыл бұрын
It do be like that. 😂
@dgeneeknapp3168
@dgeneeknapp3168 2 жыл бұрын
The very $h!+ we were thinking but couldn't POSSIBLY say... just like mumbling under our breath behind a parent's back as kids 😂. Makes you feel better.😉
@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner
@NatTurnergrandsonChrisdorner 2 жыл бұрын
@@dgeneeknapp3168 hell yeah 🤣🤣🤣 my grandmother had ears like a bat. I would wait until she walked far away
@xj3ff3ry
@xj3ff3ry 7 жыл бұрын
My mans got a DD214 blanket, lmao!!!
@Patriot41776
@Patriot41776 7 жыл бұрын
Xzavious Jeffery hahahahahaha! I didn't even notice that!!! Excellent attention to detail and situational awareness
@npc1377
@npc1377 6 жыл бұрын
Xzavious Jeffery whats a dd214
@acruz986
@acruz986 6 жыл бұрын
TheWarBabe27 its a ticket to freedom
@smallsoldier2012
@smallsoldier2012 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I just noticed it lol
@robies197
@robies197 5 жыл бұрын
@news now hampton roads What would you call am RE4?
@SuperSaiyan4ism
@SuperSaiyan4ism 7 жыл бұрын
when you're infantry and have been waiting for this day 😁😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@_TwinnA
@_TwinnA 7 жыл бұрын
SuperSaiyan4ism facts time to shoot motherfuckers in the face QUEEN OF BATTLE FOLLOW ME!!!!
@Fentonscooby
@Fentonscooby 7 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
@mrgamingking18
@mrgamingking18 7 жыл бұрын
SuperSaiyan4ism ikr such a long wait
@albsulj
@albsulj 7 жыл бұрын
That's what you say until you go bitches
@Fentonscooby
@Fentonscooby 7 жыл бұрын
Albin Suljic lmao agree and I'm in the infantry
@naturallyawesomefitness1738
@naturallyawesomefitness1738 7 жыл бұрын
@ Yusha Thomas: I recently found your channel and your videos are spot on! My dad (a retired USAF Colonel) with over three decades of service also enjoys your videos. I can’t thank you enough for your service.
@jeeps4days869
@jeeps4days869 7 жыл бұрын
thank god I joined the coast guard. Ill take nice care of your women yall
@ThePimpedOutPlatypus
@ThePimpedOutPlatypus 7 жыл бұрын
You misspelled "Jody4Days"
@bruhwtf2282
@bruhwtf2282 7 жыл бұрын
Jeeps4Days Coast guard is still the military, you should be showing respect to fellow soldiers. I doubt you're actually in the coast guard acting like that 😅
@airforce262able
@airforce262able 7 жыл бұрын
Jeeps4Days Coast gaurd XD they don't count. Just a wanna be branch
@chichan4127
@chichan4127 7 жыл бұрын
Coast guard isn't military anymore, they're under the DoD now. Not sure about when were in wartime though, used to be they fell under the Navy like the Marines
@Barbarossa915
@Barbarossa915 7 жыл бұрын
They are actually still military, but when not operating under the Navy, they are under the DoD.
@tylermcflyer3061
@tylermcflyer3061 5 жыл бұрын
I love how him and the other soldier delete everything they want to say and replace it with something less harsh
@Jo_Rogan
@Jo_Rogan 5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp? I mustve missed that
@pspmaster2071
@pspmaster2071 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jo_Rogan the whole video lol
@joshearwood4814
@joshearwood4814 5 жыл бұрын
"UCMJ these nuts", lmao, I bout' died
@matthew7509
@matthew7509 7 жыл бұрын
Ha ha war with Syria yeah right......*phone rings*..... Hold on I got a phone call from my Commander......"What's that sir? 6 month deployment to Syria?"........[Comment deleted]
@stagn8gaming949
@stagn8gaming949 7 жыл бұрын
How was it lol
@bloodyraijin6684
@bloodyraijin6684 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bartolotta how did it go???
@stagn8gaming949
@stagn8gaming949 7 жыл бұрын
GANG MURDA lol fuck I completely forgot about this comment chain
@unnecessaryammorack
@unnecessaryammorack 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bartolotta you alive?
@downrightdelinquents9153
@downrightdelinquents9153 7 жыл бұрын
Lmao y'all this bitch is ded.
@JohnW-yv6yp
@JohnW-yv6yp 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, the texting of what we think vs what we say, and when Sarge accidentally sends that text and says he meant it for someone else.
@leonardohunt2359
@leonardohunt2359 7 жыл бұрын
You had me rolling. I'm at work laughing like a crazy person. That was really good.
@thelastlighter-9059
@thelastlighter-9059 6 жыл бұрын
I almost pissed my self when it said "new phone who dis" 😂😂😂
@salinasb29
@salinasb29 7 жыл бұрын
Good thing you chose Delta and not United 😂😂😂😂😂
@darkaoshi27
@darkaoshi27 5 жыл бұрын
What about Spirit?
@MarcosHobson
@MarcosHobson 5 жыл бұрын
Nah... Southwest is that ghetto airline 😂
@Dakurar
@Dakurar 5 жыл бұрын
The blood pressure one had me weak
@claytoniusdoesthings9598
@claytoniusdoesthings9598 3 жыл бұрын
For the other civilians watching, allow me to save you a Bing search to figure out the lingo used around 1:29. Terminal Leave is basically a final Paid-Time Off period right before you leave the military. Its usually made up of accumulated/unused leave you still have near the end of your term. "Yo ass is being stop lossed" is a non-optional extension of your military service contract. Usually they only do this when things get heated. Oh, and UCMJ is Uniform Code of Military Justice. Its the code of laws they are subject to. Military loves their acronyms.
@MasterSun42
@MasterSun42 7 жыл бұрын
I was crying!!! laughing so hard...I retire in a year and I better not get that.
@faaldeyra
@faaldeyra 6 жыл бұрын
“You better lower your texting voice” I’m deceased 😂
@mas9067
@mas9067 5 жыл бұрын
Idk what's funnier.. the messages or the ticking noises. Lol
@paleface171
@paleface171 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@dirtybirdfan16
@dirtybirdfan16 7 жыл бұрын
Love your videos man; from the ones that bring back the great memories to these that remind us of all the suck we embrace so others don't have to.
@dragonballswag
@dragonballswag 7 жыл бұрын
Sarge what happened? Why took down the video
@dragonballswag
@dragonballswag 7 жыл бұрын
JazzFan76 oh ok, I was wondering because the video got taken down.
@WRMonger1
@WRMonger1 5 жыл бұрын
Laughing so hard my wife was pissed that I wasn’t sharing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jakeeugenio9596
@jakeeugenio9596 7 жыл бұрын
Made me and my battle buddies laugh so f'inh hard
@ggrreegg84
@ggrreegg84 7 жыл бұрын
Jake Eugenio How long have you been in? Don't worry, you'll lose that Battle Buddy shit pretty quick. Otherwise you sound like half a tard and nobody will want to play with you.
@50gunner36
@50gunner36 7 жыл бұрын
LOL, TOO TRUE.
@Obey412
@Obey412 6 жыл бұрын
I like how there is happy music in the background 😂🤣
@benaming2358
@benaming2358 3 жыл бұрын
Whats it called
@fpstina
@fpstina 7 жыл бұрын
if my burglar alarm starts ringin...
@eastxsidexswagg
@eastxsidexswagg 6 жыл бұрын
fpstina What you think all the guns is for?
@tacoma2175
@tacoma2175 6 жыл бұрын
All purpose war got the Rottweilers by the door..
@brolyrages4279
@brolyrages4279 6 жыл бұрын
ummmm this aint rap?????
@brookshadlin117
@brookshadlin117 5 жыл бұрын
I want a burger now lol.
@boobtube5356
@boobtube5356 5 жыл бұрын
@@tacoma2175 And I feed 'em gun powder
@lashonearl6548
@lashonearl6548 Жыл бұрын
Military Comedy!!!!! Will keep you laughing ! I am a Veteran Myself of the United States Army🇺🇸 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rickg6726
@rickg6726 5 жыл бұрын
As soon as I walked into my house my phone went off and didn’t get turned back on until I left for work. No way I was gonna let my unit fuck with my time off.
@WarKing77
@WarKing77 4 жыл бұрын
My belligerent ass would have been foolish enough to send the ruder text messages 🤣🤣🤣.
@christian5568
@christian5568 7 жыл бұрын
I just swore into the marines yesterday. and then heard word a few hours later. like wtf?
@davideaton4988
@davideaton4988 7 жыл бұрын
if you havent left for basic the end part of meps when you leave for training then you can still back out..you just wont be able to sign up for another year
@GuNDeZZZ
@GuNDeZZZ 7 жыл бұрын
David Eaton that's cowardly.
@jorgecabrera3694
@jorgecabrera3694 7 жыл бұрын
easy man. we have all our reason to join. I joined the Marine Corps because I wanted a bloody good challenge and to have the pride and honor of calling myself a Marine. I hate war. I think it pointless, but doesn't mean I'll pick up my M4, manicially fire my round and do what I said I would do.
@senkaimarlon1639
@senkaimarlon1639 7 жыл бұрын
Jorge Cabrera - I agree
@JohnDoe-qq6gv
@JohnDoe-qq6gv 7 жыл бұрын
It's not cowardly to fight a war your heart knows is wrong. That is courageous, knowing what the Marines could do to you legally. It is cowardly to go fight that overseas invasion of a war, killing others, just out of fear of imprisonment.
@mindyschocolate
@mindyschocolate 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!!!! I could even hear the sinister laughter and see the evil face at the stop loss text.
@daltonpowell802
@daltonpowell802 7 жыл бұрын
I enlisted for AMD Crew member 14S to shoot shit out of the sky back in September and I leave for basic this summer. When I heard about the Syria stuff I was like well damn.
@ThatMoparKid
@ThatMoparKid 7 жыл бұрын
Cassowary Gaming me to 88m
@capaflacka
@capaflacka 7 жыл бұрын
Cassowary Gaming 14T I leave for BCT June 26
@daltonpowell802
@daltonpowell802 7 жыл бұрын
Army General Banks I leave July 5th
@capaflacka
@capaflacka 7 жыл бұрын
Cassowary Gaming that's awesome
@SPharaoh
@SPharaoh 7 жыл бұрын
Cassowary Gaming Are you going to Fort Sill, OK. 13 & 14 series are field artillery right?
@barbados3592
@barbados3592 5 жыл бұрын
cant stop laughing. Yusha, you're a genius
@wrayday7149
@wrayday7149 4 жыл бұрын
Sir, I can’t even find my Congressman and you are telling me you got them altogether in one spot to cancel my terminal leave? Well ain’t that the damdest thing I ever saw, my leg just broke.
@miketootall2973
@miketootall2973 3 жыл бұрын
“You mad or nah”🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hell yeah he mad😂😂😂😭😭😭
@Bank_Da_Bread
@Bank_Da_Bread 7 жыл бұрын
Literally just graduated San Diego MCRD yesterday. they told us about them cruise missiles yesterday morning. Reservist 0621 Field Radio Operator. Lets see what the future brings to me
@redhood-os5bn
@redhood-os5bn 7 жыл бұрын
Chibby Alilonu tomahawk missile
@bouncingsoul777
@bouncingsoul777 4 жыл бұрын
This might have been the funniest video I've seen this dude put out😂😂😂
@SuperCommando48
@SuperCommando48 7 жыл бұрын
When you want to swear to your LT but you know you know the consequences.
@williamjenkins6132
@williamjenkins6132 7 жыл бұрын
never laughed so hard at anything. Thank you!
@solarhailey
@solarhailey 6 жыл бұрын
“New phone who d-“ **erases it and makes the text sound nicer** 😂😂😂
@ntui2epulllow283
@ntui2epulllow283 4 жыл бұрын
Text message battle of who can be professional lol🤣🤣🤣
@johnbrown9542
@johnbrown9542 4 жыл бұрын
When you go to war in 2020 Commander: Soldier get yo a$$ back to company! Soldier: But sir I have Covid Commander: STAY HOME! Don’t bring none of that sh*t around here!
@user-dd8vo7or2d
@user-dd8vo7or2d 3 жыл бұрын
America: "Sorry Syria mama says I couldn't come because I got the Rona"
@adamsadams5540
@adamsadams5540 4 жыл бұрын
It really do be that way sometimes tho, the whole back and forth texting😂😂😂😂
@blendm38
@blendm38 7 жыл бұрын
Yusha Thomas. loving your videos A 27 yr infantry combat veteran myself I can relate to almost all these videos. When are you gonna do cadre videos rifle range, grenade range stuff like that. Cause so far you are on a roll.
@dragos1894
@dragos1894 6 жыл бұрын
Thank God, there will never be a big war again.Humanity learned the lesson.
@David-eh9le
@David-eh9le 6 жыл бұрын
Ioan Albeanu hahahahaha
@rod2467
@rod2467 6 жыл бұрын
Commander: "1SG has been calling you." Soldier: "I didn't get anything, Sir/Ma'am."
@sgtjarhead99
@sgtjarhead99 5 жыл бұрын
lol. This is funny shit! As someone who was STOP LOSS’d during Desert Storm, I can relate to this.
@FloorTankMain
@FloorTankMain 7 жыл бұрын
"UCMJ these nuts" I fucking DIED
@jonroberts6518
@jonroberts6518 7 жыл бұрын
hevilledrouin .. I know right. My commander would hang me out to dry. If i really said something like that. Article 15 disrespect to a commissioned officer
@5.5.Below.5
@5.5.Below.5 7 жыл бұрын
I like his shirt lmbo! I got a text from my recruiter after being told waiver was denied for reenlistment due to my hernia surgery. Funny how I heard from him the day after the news about Syria....
@lucysadiablo2198
@lucysadiablo2198 6 жыл бұрын
Damn this brings back memories. Things you have always wanted to say but couldn’t!!! Lmfao keep up the good work these videos are hilarious!
@Kr0nicDragon
@Kr0nicDragon 4 жыл бұрын
You have a good sense of humour Canada welcomes you 🇨🇦
@cwiffy
@cwiffy 7 жыл бұрын
Time to head to Syria boys!
@superbot2367
@superbot2367 7 жыл бұрын
Warfare Weeaboo See you in Russian Nuclear Mega Hell.
@ProR3tard
@ProR3tard 7 жыл бұрын
At the rate were going il see ya there.
@ZanOGAL
@ZanOGAL 7 жыл бұрын
Warfare Weeaboo u marines have a good time...us army boys will wait until everything calms abit then we head in x)
@acemay3
@acemay3 7 жыл бұрын
Well we just sent a strike force to N K
@superbot2367
@superbot2367 7 жыл бұрын
acemay3 Meh. Fuck that Kim bastard. Been threatening half the damn world. Sooner or later somebody gotta blow em off the map.
@veteranpatriot4474
@veteranpatriot4474 6 жыл бұрын
Dude this is by far 😂😂😂😂😂 the funniest one😂😂😂😂you have done yet 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@dantesprophet9612
@dantesprophet9612 7 жыл бұрын
That does have me wondering. Terminal Leave means he's about to be discharged right? Would the government be able to force him to stay in longer than his contract says?
@R2C25
@R2C25 7 жыл бұрын
Yes! It was common during the Iraq and Afghanistan War on their height. It's called Stop Loss.
@reflexionesdelabiblia6711
@reflexionesdelabiblia6711 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Derek9598
@Derek9598 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and from first hand experience they will exercise the shit out of it for as long as they need.
@kylereese2279
@kylereese2279 7 жыл бұрын
Yusha, your videos are amazing, especially with my friends that are vets. Always a good laugh. They be dying
@kenwolfe5697
@kenwolfe5697 7 жыл бұрын
On Monday I start terminal leave. My boss sent me a text with the same context as this conversation. My heart skipped a beat.
@MarkSentMe
@MarkSentMe 3 жыл бұрын
I had just applied for and was accepted to college after serving 6 years active duty. I was going to use my VEAP benefits. My ETS duty station was Korea. I had joined a Reserve unit for the "extra money" for college. My husband had left for Operation Desert Storm earlier that month. RING! RING! RING! My squad leader in the Reserves called. "Sergeant...we're going across the pond!" I said, "Have a nice time. I just signed up for college." He says, "That's all on hold. Report to the Reserve Center on Monday with all your gear and your shot record." The ink on my DD-214 was barely dry!
@green2blue309
@green2blue309 7 жыл бұрын
So fucking glad I'm out. Not dealing with that shit.
@quietcorner293
@quietcorner293 6 жыл бұрын
I was in the Service back in the day when being on call meant carrying the shop pager. Yes the pager. Very few people had cell phones back then.
@dadocta8355
@dadocta8355 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, I see you quoting the goat of rap, Biggie! “There’s finna be a lot of slow singing, and flower-bringing...”
@mojohns44
@mojohns44 7 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard since you're last video! Yusha, you da man!
@davidwilcox72
@davidwilcox72 7 жыл бұрын
lol, did my time now it's y'alls turn!
@superbot2367
@superbot2367 7 жыл бұрын
David Wilcox Boy attitude like that karma gonna call ur ass right back out there. See you in Russian Nuclear Mega Hell.
@davidwilcox72
@davidwilcox72 7 жыл бұрын
SuperBot119 t You know if they were desperate enough to take my old ass back, we're screwed...
@geowulfztr900
@geowulfztr900 7 жыл бұрын
bcove90 my fear is that they will try to set a bomb near me when i go
@Baconnoodles
@Baconnoodles 5 жыл бұрын
David Wilcox thx for your service
@invaderzim1265
@invaderzim1265 4 жыл бұрын
GULP😨
@phatwcinfrcr
@phatwcinfrcr 4 жыл бұрын
This is why when I went on terminal leave I wasn't answering no messages from anyone.
@KojimaLudens
@KojimaLudens 7 жыл бұрын
Going to basic in July. I'm ready for THIS!!
@Fentonscooby
@Fentonscooby 7 жыл бұрын
Reiner Bruan SAME
@josebarrera3716
@josebarrera3716 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha had me dying when he sent the wrong text lol . Doesn't get old haha.
@Betroid
@Betroid 5 жыл бұрын
Who here after iran 😂
@Infamous...Socialist
@Infamous...Socialist 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@drpuma_2901
@drpuma_2901 5 жыл бұрын
This is the content I like to see. I almost died from laughter ngl.
@KokuRou
@KokuRou 7 жыл бұрын
I'm swearing into the NAVY soon. "UCMJ these nuts" had me dying lmfao
@jamesmadison7551
@jamesmadison7551 4 жыл бұрын
Are you enjoying the navy?
@KokuRou
@KokuRou 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmadison7551 I didnt get in The day of my signing, I got a call 5 mins before saying they needed to reschedule and that I needed more medical documents. I never got any info on what documents were needed.
@harshbansal7982
@harshbansal7982 4 жыл бұрын
Koku Rou so what now ?
@KokuRou
@KokuRou 4 жыл бұрын
@@harshbansal7982 Well now, I moved from NY to CA a couple weeks ago. We'll see how things work out.
@harshbansal7982
@harshbansal7982 4 жыл бұрын
Koku Rou ah ok . Best of luck on your journey .
@graysoncarter9925
@graysoncarter9925 5 жыл бұрын
The DD214 blanket in the back kills me lol
@christophermiller5433
@christophermiller5433 5 жыл бұрын
This vid seems eerily accurate about now for Iran 👍
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 жыл бұрын
2 weeks later and it couldn't be farther. The Iranians just shot one of their military commanders dead in the street. Pulled up in some black masks on some motorbikes and wasted him right outside his house. If anyone's sent to Iran, it won't be even a guerilla war. It'll just be the chance to further the flames of revolution.
@jasoncarto
@jasoncarto 4 жыл бұрын
This didnt age well
@alicedwonderland7733
@alicedwonderland7733 3 жыл бұрын
One of the very few videos out there who actually made me laugh out loud
@serrato.
@serrato. 7 жыл бұрын
I'll go... got nothing going on anyway...
@insanemang9983
@insanemang9983 4 жыл бұрын
I love corrections before sending 😂
@bobojangles22
@bobojangles22 7 жыл бұрын
enlisted 3 months ago and Im fucking ready to bring the pain
@superbot2367
@superbot2367 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Homan See you in Russian Nuclear Mega Hell.
@geekedonxans7795
@geekedonxans7795 7 жыл бұрын
SuperBot119 t won't be nuclear , neither countries are dumb enough to destroy everything ..
@orficaldari3524
@orficaldari3524 7 жыл бұрын
Good luck man, Ill follow soon after
@bobojangles22
@bobojangles22 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Wilson Not pretending to be a tough guy, just sayin im Motivated to do my job. I wouldnt have enlisted for airborne infantry if i was afraid for the shit to hit the fan.
@doublemeatjesus
@doublemeatjesus 7 жыл бұрын
there we go! fucking motivating dont be a bitch like all these other kids scared to go fight, it aint gonna happen, but atleast your heads in the right place, only thing that sucks about war is getting maimed/killed, as long as that dont happen, its pure fucking adventure.
@dgeneeknapp3168
@dgeneeknapp3168 2 жыл бұрын
The sgt makes us ALL like we were kids again... mouthing off behind the parents' backs cuz we didn't like what was going on. 😂
@remymartn5640
@remymartn5640 5 жыл бұрын
Man, That was hilarious!
@andrewcook1246
@andrewcook1246 4 жыл бұрын
Lost it at slow singing and flower bringing lol
@spatterson468
@spatterson468 7 жыл бұрын
another Gem. SSG to SSG, I needed a good laugh this morning.
@coryddp7254
@coryddp7254 6 жыл бұрын
I had to pause it a couple of times because I was hurting with laughter. Damn
@ThePieMan305
@ThePieMan305 7 жыл бұрын
That is some goddam fast texting
@Doug_M
@Doug_M 7 жыл бұрын
Thankfully, no mobile devices when I was in. I just disappeared during terminal leave. Only contact number was my parents house and I didn't even tell them where I was at.
@rodeocowboy2313
@rodeocowboy2313 5 жыл бұрын
I just went to talk to a recruiter I’m planning on going marines infantry 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@reflexionesdelabiblia6711
@reflexionesdelabiblia6711 5 жыл бұрын
Wow squared away. Be good. Stay focused on God and. Training and yourself...(and your buddies). Don't make stupid decisions. God be with you. And have fun. Also stay alert stay alive.
@delpasen
@delpasen 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! this is so fucking true! First you get the everbridge text, and then the phone call and then the WARNO, which means you have less than 30 day to tell your employer and everyone you know you're getting deployed. Too fucking funny!
@allamericantruckguy1143
@allamericantruckguy1143 7 жыл бұрын
Definitely made my day😂😂😂
@1KnattyDread
@1KnattyDread 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dying and I'm only half way through 🤣
@FRLoca83
@FRLoca83 5 жыл бұрын
TIme for Iran boys.
@wadewilson4621
@wadewilson4621 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I always laugh my ass off Sgt. Thomas should make a movie lol
@scribese7en
@scribese7en 5 жыл бұрын
This aged well...
@ChuckB
@ChuckB 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. I was stop lossed on my ETS, that looks about the way it went down...lol.
@Fearnbus25
@Fearnbus25 7 жыл бұрын
Their had better still be a war going on by the time I get through basic and SF training, otherwise I'ma gonna be sitting there twiddling my thumbs like... "well this is dumb"... lol
@GenericWhiteMale123
@GenericWhiteMale123 7 жыл бұрын
Fearnbus25 if you actual make SF dont worry, there will always be someone for yall to shoot at. And if not youll just constantly train.
@jeremyberry9422
@jeremyberry9422 6 жыл бұрын
Don't get ahead of yourself. You forgot a few steps...
@bumba8154
@bumba8154 5 жыл бұрын
Did you go through 18x?
@jallen5263
@jallen5263 4 жыл бұрын
Um, don't put the cart before the horse there bud. You seem to be missing a few steps like oh say jump school, and a few other schools prior to going 18-D
@PW-ru5mr
@PW-ru5mr 5 жыл бұрын
Your Terminal Leave has been REVOKED..AHHH HAHAHAHAAAAaaaa
@bkboii24
@bkboii24 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ll try my best” When has anyone’s best been good enough for the Army??
@xymos7807
@xymos7807 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously...even meeting the standard disappoints.
@nmartin5551
@nmartin5551 5 жыл бұрын
Okay. This is truly off the hook hilarious!!
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