EPIC CHRISTMAS SNACKS TASTE TEST BLOW-OUT! - Jelly Belly, weird ketchup, crisps/chips and more!

#Christmas #TasteTest #Holidays
In this extra long festive edition of Corner Shop Corner, we taste some of the best/worst Christmas snacks and treats available - including Brussels sprout, stuffing, and cranberry ketchups, turkey & stuffing and pigs in blankets crisps, Holiday Favorites Jelly Bellies, plus limited edition Twix, Terry's Chocolate Orange - and more! Expect much bickering over the scoring system... Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays, everyone!
Not for children! Warning: contains "food noises"!
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[@vegoutwithvegge]

Sanja antagonizing Biffo is amazing, truly one of the blessed things in 2020 was getting her in front of the camera more often.

[@Digitiser]

I think so too! Aww!

[@mastermarkus5307]

You're a great co-host Sanja, especially as a "straight man" to the shenanigans of Biffo and Gannon!

[@thecosmonaut9322]

As someone in the “vulnerable” category, I’ve been isolated in the same 2 rooms of my house for the better part of 9 months now. Your videos throughout this whole year have been a constant source of uplifting entertainment which has helped keep me sane. I’m genuinely sorry that the government decided to change their rules yet again, ruining your plans for a Christmas with your family, and I would also like to say a sincere thank you to you, Sanja, and Paul and Eli during their guest appearances for being the best part of this shitter of a year. All the best going forwards! ❤️

[@MsCholmondley-Warner]

What a lovely message! You deserve a free Rubber Harris for that 😁

[@Lino]

Sanja's blithe attitude to your coffee annoyance is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving. Thanks for helping me stay sane this year guys, try and enjoy the day as much as you can. xx

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Lino. Thanks for all the Twitter giggles this year. x

[@dannynewey4056]

@@Digitiser I wipe the kitchen floor with Lino! SHIT JOKE! Bollocks. It's kept us cackling. Bless 'em! :)

[@jimjiggles1474]

Sanja's coffee corner is pure gold. It needs to happen. It's also funny how she just laughs at your tantrums and annoyance 😂That's one very understanding woman. Merry Christmas Biffo & Sanja.

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

Coffee Shop Corner is the youtube series 2021 needs

[@Digitiser]

God help me. Happy new year, you two.

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

I am 100% ready to sign up for Sanja's new channel "Coffee Shop Corner". And yes, definitely want to see more Storytime whether the youthful masses can' keep interested long enough or not! Those of us that enjoy them really enjoy them! Happy Holidays to all the Digitiser people and the wonderful people behind the channel!

[@Digitiser]

Happy Holo-days, Jason!

[@CannaCJ]

I legitimately listen to the Guyana Saga every other week. lol

[@partariothe5th]

I was really looking forward to the Chernobyl story and was gutted when it never appeared! Please do it!

[@Digitiser]

We will do this!

[@smacksalad]

The wooden Beanus is incredible, wow!

[@boman05]

Gannon is bereft of inspiration and Biffo is bereft of patience for coffee sniffing. This episode is just how Sanja's uncompromising positivity saves Christmas. Biffo is definitely being visited by the ghosts of Schwenk, Dancer and the Hellhound tonight.

[@Digitiser]

I was, and now I have been redeemed!

[@WulfRanger]

Beanus nutcracker was epic

[@Digitiser]

It really is!

[@ThisIsPete]

Thanks for all the laughs and smiles. It's always a nice comforting bit of time to sit down and watch a new Digi video, and I respect the hell out of you for sticking to what you want to do rather than taking the boring KZbin clickbait approach. Having seen several video makers I used to like descend into the exact same "REACTING to TIKTOKS!!" and "5 MINUTE CRAFTS are INSANE!!" tedium as one another, I believe sticking firm to your principles and doing what you want to do is super important. While it may not bring in as huge numbers as chasing vapid, asinine trends might be, it's a hell of a lot more satisfying. I speak as someone who is happy to get 50 views on a vid! Anyway, keep up the great work and I hope you have as good a Christmas as is possible under the current circumstances. Take care of yourselves!

[@Digitiser]

Thank you, Pete. Take care.

[@dannynewey4056]

Biffo! STOP worrying if mindless chat is gonna ruin your KZbin vid. We love just being there and sharing in the whatever you get up to. it's YOU and Sanja that we like. the content doen't mean much! :)

[@Digitiser]

Yeah, but my impotent frustration seems so popular!

[@rasberrycast]

Thank you for making our Christmas. You guys are like family to me and my partner. We watch you in VR from our cosy home everytime you post.

[@Digitiser]

Aw, man. That means a lot to us. Merry Christmas, Raspy.

[@genevam4943]

Please stay on the channel Sanya ✨ story times are amazing, a podcast would be amazing also. So glad I found this channel this year ❤️❤️❤️ hope you both have a wonderful Christmas and New year x

[@Digitiser]

Don't you worry, Juniper. I'll nail her to the sofa if I have to. Happy new year!

[@anumeon]

Welll, it's official.. Time for a spinoff Digi channel called "Sampling with Sanja" where Sanja gets to rate any food or beverage that annoys Biffo.. :) May you both have a safe and happy holiday

[@Digitiser]

Hah! Thanks, Pete. Have a great new year.

[@RockYeahh]

I love the joy in Sanja's face when you are eating the brussel sprouts ketchup.

[@Digitiser]

Too much joy...

[@reoreborn1209]

That nut cracker is BLOODY AMAZING!!!

[@Digitiser]

She's a genius!

[@BOYD1981]

Late to watching this but I just want to say that Digi has been one of my favourite channels the last few years, you never know quite what you're going to get and I love every minute of it. I did especially enjoy the monster hunting story and would love to hear more, you're definitely more than just some bloke who did Teletext 25 years ago; I think you're a true creative genius.

[@danoconnor2358]

Extra Loooooong Corner Shop Christmas! What a treat! Merry Festivus to you!

[@Digitiser]

And you, Danno!

[@MothFaced]

I never would have expected an hour-long Cornershop Corner, but it's revealed to us a true Christmas miracle: Sanja found a way of breaking through our thin veil of reality and has eradicated our base human understanding of four corners as a value-based unit. Take that, Santa. I'd also absolutely like to see/hear/experience more Story Time; the monster hunting saga went a long way to fulfil some vicarious wanderlust that we've collectively lost this year. Thank you for all the content throughout 2020, even with all the troubles and frustrations, and happy holidays to you and yours, Biffo and Sanja!

[@Digitiser]

You're welcome, Derek. Hope you have an awesome 2021.

[@jodieaharper]

I happen to be wearing the same jumper as Sanja

[@missssstarlight]

Yay! We both have excellent taste! 🎄

[@jodieaharper]

@@missssstarlight 🎄

[@Soopytwist]

When I saw sprout ketchup on a FB advert I thought surely no one is mad enough to eat this? And yet here we are. Biffo does not disappoint.

[@Digitiser]

It was inside my head!!!!

[@mikkdc]

I for one would like to hear the story times and hope Sanja remains a permanent addition to the channel, even after we eventually get back to normality. Merry Christmas and see you in the new year :)

[@Digitiser]

Sanja is going nowhere, if I have anything to do with it.

[@thekelvingreen]

Also, I love Biffo's Story Time. I give it 7 corners.

[@TheHairyBeastie]

Have to say Sanja's rosey cheeks are incredibly festive! All she needs now is a little elf hat :)

[@Digitiser]

Hah! I did point out how rosey her cheeks are, when we filmed a Patreon ep.

[@EmeraldLavigne]

I see your genuine hard-time-having in this video, and, *MAN* do I fuckin feel that. Also, a holidays story I hope might make you chuckle....

[@EmeraldLavigne]

So, my dad is a quintessential A-type personality, workaholic perfectionist with a hair trigger on his anger. He's also super duper into cooking (which he is admittedly rather good at),so he always cooked all the holiday meals after his mom stopped cooking. He was cooking all the different bits & went to do the gravy as the very last thing. It was taking forever to thicken up, so he put some cornstarch in to try to speed it up. Everything else was all done and he was still in the kitchen futzing with the gravy, cooking, stirring, putting in a bit more cornstarch, stirring it more, and getting angrier and angrier each time he had to add more cornstarch because it was still too thin and watery. Now, I was sitting there and waiting and waiting, like for half an hour, maybe more. He finally sticks his finger in to taste it, like "Well, this'll have to do..." And then promptly retched. He'd been adding powdered sugar the whole time! Idk if I'm doing it justice, but it's fuckin hilarious in retrospect...

[@Digitiser]

@@EmeraldLavigne You did it justice! Hah!

[@dcflake5645]

Got that rise up song in my head now! You have been one of the best things about this year. Thanks guys.

[@Digitiser]

Aw man. Thank you, DC!

[@detectivesquirrel2621]

"You can't just put the word Christmas in a song and it becomes a Christmas song". That should be the case but, Pop singers have been doing it for years.

[@ABrit-bt6ce]

Slade. Just that, right here.

[@sharona1981]

Merry Christmas guys! Thanks so much for all the laughs-I do tend to get the holiday blues but you've definitely put a smile on my face. Stay safe and enjoy Christmas as much as possible. ❤🎄

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Ellen. Happy new year!

[@theyliveglasses4667]

Merry Chrimbles you splendid buggers! Can't thank you enough for keeping me smiling in a tough year with your silly antics. Catch you in 2021 x

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Glasses!

[@UnChannelDuVulpineX]

That UFO hunting video sounds very, very good!

[@seelemonolith]

Happy Christmas to you both and thanks for being a steady source of humor through the year. For what it's worth, I'd love to hear more storytime, those were some of my favorite episodes.

[@Digitiser]

We'll aim to provide!

[@chrism2135]

Was just about to put on Mrs. Brown’s Boys followed by Miranda. Thanks Mr. and Mrs. Biffo, that was a narrow escape. 10 out of 4.

[@Digitiser]

YOU CAN'T HAVE 10 CORNERS!!!

[@Rubbafingaz1]

Simply put "Happy Christmas" and thank you for making my 2020 more bearable guys... You have a fan/subscriber for life!

[@Digitiser]

Oh man! We are genuinely touched!

[@RFC-3514]

There are only two types of coffee: espresso and dishwater.

[@CannaCJ]

I've been partial to Vietnamese style coffee lately. A bit of something exotic in the home to mix things up in the Plague Year. That said; espresso is the uncontested king of caffeine-bearing drinks.

[@benjokazzooie]

Thank you for making 2020 bearable - you have both been a constant source of 😊’s

[@Digitiser]

Aw, cheers for being here, Ben.

[@Zobbster]

Ahh this was great, thanks Biffo and Sanja. Merry Christmas and may you have as much of a grand day as possible!

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Zobbster. Hope you had a good one.

[@MusicFurler]

Quince is a very sour fruit it's mainly for cooking or making jelly.

[@oktal3700]

Yeah I love the story times. The Monster Hunter one especially stuck with me.

[@Digitiser]

More to follow!

[@LizardGenes]

The other problem with Terry's Chocolate Orange in bar form is that you miss out on the dense chocolaty-ness of the core once you've had all the slices. Happy Christmas Eve to Paul, Sanja, the cats and the Digi viewers. And everyone have a safe and merry day tomorrow! Oh, and would love more storytime, especially Chernobyl.

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, LG. Chernobyl story on its way...

[@Dogy0909]

This brightened my day! Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Biffo, merry Christmas!

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Jenna!

[@gilgammesh1]

Merry Christmas guys. Was looking forward to this when I saw it popup this morning at work.

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Jo-jo!

[@paulshinndraws]

Merry Christmas to you both. Really enjoyed that one and the other videos you've made this year.

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Paul. Hope your Christmas was excellent.

[@oddpodshow]

Really enjoyed this, very fun. I really enjoyed the stories so I'd definitely like to see more. Merry Christmas you two 😁

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Odd Pod. Hope you had a good one!

[@EmeraldLavigne]

I also think Mrs Biffo also makes a wonderful addition to the channel as well, too!

[@Digitiser]

She really does!

[@fuzer909]

Merry Christmas Uncle Biffo and Aunt Sanja. Hopefully we all have a great 2021. I'll keep on watching.

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Fuzer!

[@LaurenzaRendemal]

Watching this a little after Christmas so it's an extra present for me. I've really enjoyed all of your content this year, guys. Please, please do more storytime videos!

[@Digitiser]

We'll do our best! Have a great new year.

[@entity8019]

Thanks for all the wonderful content during such a shit year. Hope you all have a fantastic Xmas and that 2021 gets its shit together.

[@Digitiser]

Cheers for all the comments, you.

[@cosmicmoonfrost]

I love this - I love the long, rambling videos. I really do. It makes a nice change from the usual fast jump cuts and editing to get it down to a few minutes that a lot of KZbin seems to be. I would really like to see more stories too - even as a podcast, it would be a great format for it. Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all and I hope you have a lovely day!!

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, A.J. Hop you had a good one!

[@Dripfed]

Merry Christmas. Love how Sanja is the perfect comedy foil for you MrB.

[@Digitiser]

Hah! Yeah, she knows how to push my buttons perfectly...

[@dillerud95]

I hope for a new year video. Full of bloopers and laughter

[@magicknight8412]

Merry Christmas you guys! thanks for all your work and efforts !

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, MK!

[@ermembor]

I'm so happy that Sanja started appearing on the channel. You definitely have to make her stay :) She's a great addition! I'm a little late, but Happy Christmas to you guys!

[@Digitiser]

Worry not. She won't be going anywhere. Happy new year!

[@bendubu]

Yes more story time!! Love you guys in all your forms

[@Digitiser]

We'll do what we can...

[@AcornElectron]

Merry Beanmas and a Haricot New Year. Keep up the consistently consistent content and great work fella and lass!

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, ears!

[@Geoff_Dearth]

Biffo's dead soulless eyes during coffee corner 😂

[@lizithekiwi]

Merry Christmas to you and your family! Thanks for never failing to make me laugh. Biffo, I relate so much to your grumps! My husband just laughs at me too 😂

[@Digitiser]

Thank you, Liz! Your husband needs to start taking you seriously!

[@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost]

Been binging random Digitiser and seeing this one again and I hadn't commented on it - just very happy you guys are starting to get a niche, I can only imagine how frustrating and demotivating it was to have people demanding, well, pretty much everyone else that featured in Digitizer to be back Very glad the two of you feel comfy enough to do these sort of videos, they're my fave and always give me a laugh either alone or showing friends, thanks for all you do 🙏💜

[@lewissalter3137]

Merry Christmas Paul & Sanja! Thanks for a hilarious and surprisingly educational. Those long lockdown weeks where brightened with the digi channel.

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Lewis!

[@detectivesquirrel2621]

Nothing says Christmas more than Noel Edmunds on the tele.

[@SouthernExploring]

After the third wave of Christmas energy I threw my Christmas tree through the window like a javelin. It went at least two blocks. Merry Christmas you two!

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year to you!

[@reoreborn1209]

I'd personally love to hear more stories of your travels. Loved the monster hunter series! I've listened to it a few times now.

[@Digitiser]

This is pleasing! Thanks, Reo.

[@Livin-86]

We do have After 8 in America, my mother loves them. We also have Terry's chocolate orange. I love the milk chocolate best :)

[@SpeccyHorace]

Merry Christmas you two and thank you for this wonderful channel.

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Richard!

[@BQhjort]

Merry Christmas, everyone! Just want to say I'm up for more Sanja and more storytelling on the channel. Bring it on! Thanks for what you've done this year, looking forward to the next!

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Hjort. Happy new year!

[@BQhjort]

@@Digitiser Right back at you!

[@ct3076]

Definitely more story times please - I really loved them, and thought you were great at telling/editing them Paul.

[@Digitiser]

Noted!

[@Iris_Studios]

Did you just tell a woman to calm down? RIP Biffo 😢. Hope you both had a great Christmas, I can’t wait for more content next year. Was great go finish my day with you two 😊

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Iris. Happy new year!

[@mikepatterson1]

Thanks for this Christmas video, I really enjoyed it. Very entertaining taste test. At one stage, I was worried there was going to be a seasonal Kranch dressing....

[@Digitiser]

Kranch!

[@adrian2470]

Fantastic video guys 👏 Love the festive theme. You are a brilliant, entertaining and fun channel. Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Adrian! AAAADRIAAAAAAN!

[@adrian2470]

@@Digitiser 🤣 Happy New year!

[@k1darklord871]

Sanjay and Paul thank you both so much for all the times you have made me and my wife laugh like loonys, you really have helped us just forget about so much crap even just for the time we watch your videos. Not a day goes by one of us does not say ‘beans’ to each other much to the dismay of our daughter. Just thank you and even though things massively suck I hope you have a good day, Mr Biffo what you have created is pure ‘magic!’.

[@Digitiser]

You're welcome, Darklord! Happy new year!

[@souphead]

Covid has been shit but it brought sanja into digi, which has been great.

[@Digitiser]

Awwww. Thass lovely.

[@EmeraldLavigne]

I hope you do more livestreams in 2021 too! The one you did was really great!

[@Digitiser]

May do. I find them oddly stressful, though...

[@jezzermeii]

Yes, we love you. And we love you both

[@WhatHoSnorkers]

I'm watching this on the 27th and thoroughly enjoying it!

[@Digitiser]

Woot!

[@turokforever007]

Was that Phil collins on the tree. But i am bad with faces

[@tncorgi92]

I was wondering who it could be, I don't recognize many celebrities.

[@Digitiser]

It's the Baby Jesus!

[@alexhawkes5098]

Have a great one guys. Much love. X

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year, Alex!

[@georgiadreamingbb1245]

This is the 3rd time I have watched this and I just now realized your Christmas sweater is the cutest Lil sloth 🦥 maybe 💗 ooohhh I love it

[@die_Katze98]

I'd love more storytime videos!! I was looking forward to the Chernobyl one. I hope you had a good Christmas!! Can't wait to see more Digi in 2021 :)

[@Digitiser]

Thank you for all your comments this year, Catalina. Have a great 2021!

[@Blomhaus]

Sanja to present Coffeetiser or we riot!

[@jasonsalisbury7965]

She can host it with Eli. The coffee huffing would be intense and meaningful.

[@Digitiser]

Oddly, I've been saying to Gannon that I want there to be a Sanja/Eli video. I think the dynamic would be fascinating...

[@smacksalad]

My name in lights! My level of fame just went up a level to 0.5! Drinking York Coffee Emporium Christmas coffee right now while watching. Thanks for the entertainment, have a great xmas Digitiser folk!

[@Digitiser]

Hope yours was good, feller.

[@smacksalad]

@@Digitiser Same as every year - ritual sacrifice, drawing up plans to destroy whole nations, and wearing a Die Hard jumper.

[@Pencliff]

Sanja is great in front of the camera and I did love the monster hunter story time, but I understand if it is too long for some people.

[@Digitiser]

Sanja is staying, worry not!

[@chrisphobia]

Nothing but love for you all. Happy Christmas

[@Digitiser]

Thank you, Chris!

[@EmeraldLavigne]

A friend of mine has a food cart near his place & they make these fried Thai brussel sprouts. They're super spicy but amazingly delicious.

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

as usual, the only way to make a sprout edible is to cover them in some other flavour. let's deep fry some dog shit in spicy batter, fucking delicious!

[@SteveWonderspons]

Merry Christmas to you and your family! Thanks for all the videos and entertainment this year. I've watched all of them numerous times. As for the storytimes, I would LOVE more of those, I love watching/listening to them at work. And Sanja, it would be a big loss if you were to 'leave' from being on camera imo!

[@Digitiser]

Merry Christmas, Steven. Worry not - Sanja's going nowhere.

[@pinbot3779]

I'm a little disappointed, I did come here to watch Sanya sniff coffee for half an hour.

[@EggBastion]

_same_

[@Digitiser]

[@ABrit-bt6ce]

Lovely. Merry happy thing to you and your love ones.

[@Digitiser]

Thankyou! Happy happy happy new year!

[@strongcoffee7]

The song is the cutest 🎄

[@Digitiser]

Well, we ARE very cute...

[@Pseudonymonic]

Merry Christmas Digi-folks!

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Pseudo! Hope yours was nice.

[@davidhale9730]

Cornershop.co.uk? Before this, I didn't even realise that the internet had corners! But now I know. And knowing is half the battle! - Thanks Digitiser! 😉

[@Digitiser]

Do not look in the darkest corners of the internet...

[@smudgerpoo123]

Happy Xmas from Donna and I! We love you guys! x

[@Digitiser]

Thank you! Happy 2021, Andy and Donna!

[@Johnnyafc]

Merry Festive Day to both of you ❤️

[@Digitiser]

Happy new year to you, Johnny.

[@chazcheese]

Yes please do more stories. I really enjoyed the monster hunter ones. Really fascinating stuff.

[@Digitiser]

Okey dokey!

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

Biffo the ADHD toddler man, you can have that one for free!

[@Digitiser]

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[@Illusionator]

Merry Christmas Paul and Sanja. Thank you for making this year much more bearable for me and my cat Sean. Love that you do what you like with the channel but enjoyed Sanja’s long and dull coffee appreciation and also her alternative rise up all theChristmas shops gonna rise up. But hey you can’t be 100% right. I’d also be VERY interested in story time KZbin Chernobyl videos regardless of length (matron) as the monster hunting was great, you’re an entertaining raconteur. A Ustinov for the 20s if you will. Anyway, much love, be safe and continue to be unashamedly you x

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Illusinator! Back atcha!

[@Spectralhyena]

Terry’s chocolate orange is a stocking staple in Michigan, maybe elsewhere in the USA? They have 3 knockoff kinds that aren’t like the real deal Terry’s chocolate orange.

[@AlternativelyBananas]

Coffee shop corner confirmed? 11/10Would watch

[@Digitiser]

I know you would. Bloody everyone would.

[@thekelvingreen]

Don't worry Biffamily, I'm watching this on the 8th of January, so the window is wide open!

[@Yunners]

Merry Beanmas, Paul and Sanja.

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Yunners. Happy new year!

[@ches74]

Merry Beanus, you're my very most favourite nutters! ❤️

[@Digitiser]

Huzzah!

[@scottneil1187]

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year when it comes, thanks for all the vids this year, long may you continue. PS That winter Twix is gross, tastes like the smell of cheap aftershave!.

[@Digitiser]

Nooooo! It's lovely!