Dilbert: Unproductive People

Dilbert lectures on the negatives of being attractive

[@schwartzseymour357]

This is a very good explanation. There's nothing worse then coming to work when you're desperately in love with one of your coworkers. It's even worse than coming to a job you hate.

[@heraldeventsandfilms5970]

Dilbert has left the building. Permanently.

[@NiceViking100]

@@heraldeventsandfilms5970 But not in our hearts!

[@glowiever]

it too shall pass

[@alcd6333]

Alice's expression at the end is priceless! It's also a miracle Dilbert made it out that room alive!

[@rphb5870]

that miracle is called "negative continuity". In short he did not make it out alive, but like Kenny he wakes up next day in his own bed being fine, regardless of how much he mauled the day before.

[@rphb5870]

He didn't Dogbert just have an infinite supply of Dilbert clones in vats in his basement. He releases one as need arises which is more often then ye think.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Dilbert is so gonna get a Fist of Death.

[@rphb5870]

he didn't, but Asok have contacts in high places, so he managed to perform a resurrection

[@estopasowner]

I am unproductive that must means I am attractive.

[@lukelehmann4783]

correlation does not mean causation

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

I'm afraid that means you are a Wally.

[@vijayvijay4123]

Begging the question

[@InsideOutAnus]

@@lukelehmann4783 you sound like you don’t own a dog house.

[@SoapMcTavish06]

They should make a third season on Dilbert

[@OneWeirdDude]

Alice is insulted and all Wally can be is flattered.

[@WereWade]

That's his secret. He's always looking to appear useful while minimizing how much he has to do.

[@t.estable3856]

@@WereWade This is a direct quote, and I love it.

[@Skyliner_369]

I think dilbert was deliberately trolling alice

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Honestly, if this SAVAGE version of Dilbert had been in the series, then it would have been perfect.

[@andres_sciolli]

Make a reboot of dilbert... we need it

[@rykiafredrick1320]

Not after the creator said something racist.

[@republicofsandles]

Alice's face was great.

[@TheRojo387]

republicofsandals FUUUU!

[@TheRosepet]

Sounds like Google employees has been observing this same pattern and wrote some internal memo lately to wake internal awareness of this. PUN intended...

[@senorsensei3072]

"... well SOMETIMES the business world is funny"

[@pantsuck11]

Dilbert knew what he was doing. The whole meeting and PowerPoint was just for that one joke

[@PaulieAFantoneJays19]

Is this a new Dilbert tv show that I missed or something? (I'm not gonna lie, it's weird not hearing Daniel Stern voice Dilbert 😂😝🤣

[@highway65]

Black people

[@sergiothelifeguard1]

SOOOO truth

[@drakerandall1535]

Sergio Gutierrez indeed

[@GHC3]

The same diagrams can be used in project management course I took in business school.😂

[@jimmyangel4179]

Drew Carey got his shit together

[@a202132]

They're looking at it in an engineering perspective. All cups are full since air is also a fluid xD

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

That's so geeky, but I also love it.

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Dilbert has Dogbert's voice now!

[@colinharter4094]

Okay but have you considered the possibility of a super productive and super synergetic polycule?

[@eanoworro1028]

Dilbert sure knows how to prevent himself from getting laid

[@changvasejarik62]

Which is just ridiculous as making that kind of effort is pointless and redundant.

[@pyrophobia133]

uh oh... fist of death is coming

[@kevineiford2153]

Ahem, assuming the squiggly lines breaking the straight lines are divorces, there are at most four divorces according to the diagram. And that's with the charitable interpretation that each couple that gets divorced counts as a two.

[@juanmanueldiazquinonez4785]

I'm unattractive and unproductive. Yikes

[@franklintangelo3456]

I can't remember if we're cheep or smart!

[@Playstriker32]

YEE-UHH LETS TOM JUBERT THIS JOINT if BEING ATTRACTIVE IS NOT PRODUCTIVE and BEING UNATTRACTIVE IS a PRODUCT

[@Playstriker32]

therefore ~ not finishing your sentence (leads to an ambiguously decrepit attempt) at (not) using (efficient) speech.

[@Democratic_Industrialism]

Having a new single hot girl in the workplace literally starts a social warfare amongst the Men in the workplace

[@whoa220]

Tell me if you got this in your recommended

[@Sleeveusalone]

I vividly remember seeing this physical strip in the funny papers when I was 10.

[@TheHuntermj]

No, just not distracting.

[@WayneBrown1981]

Random fact: the thief out of home alone plays dilbert

[@estopasowner]

+Wayne B Only in the show.

[@Tigerman1138]

I prefer the old voice

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He is so gonna get a Fist of Death.

[@TheKingofNeptune]

its wally!

[@shaikhhaidhar777]

Based on my point of view, I agreed that attractive people when to stay together their will cause problems, not agree with each other and misunderstand. Every individual has their personality and their uniqueness, so if he or she is better than others the individual will overpower the group or team project. In the organization, attractive people are good but not all the workers should be attractive because they always argue with simple things than cannot solve it so their stress and moody. To be a top company the CEO or manager need to take action like know personality of the employees or clerk, determine their strengths and weaknesses before forming group project, and hire good personality employees with good attitudes, accountability, and easy to communicate.

[@reapermachine]

Ranch, or cool ranch?

[@cherlyeanah3992]

Based on the video given, Dilbert pairs with the attractive people may affect the project. In this scenario, he would choose the partner by just looking from outer appearances rather than what they can do. From this video, we can learn that we cannot judge a book by its cover. Even though some people are attractive does not mean that they are productive as we expected. Based on the video, some of the attractive people with unproductive behavior may cause problem in a company or an organisation when a pair been set up with similar behavior which they would rather doing things that unnecessary and might procrastinate their tasks given. Procrastinating in given tasks would affect the company's performance as well as individually. In my opinion, I cannot deny these things would happen and more projects would be affected which may lead bad performance in a company. Overall, this video may sound a little bias due to the no empirical test are made which need prove to justify the statement: "Most attractive people may lead to unproductive performance"’

[@PropaneTreeFiddy]

Lmao did you just write a book report on a Dilbert joke?? 💀

[@MaggieMae-cv6xq]

Don't cancel culture ❤🎉 #free

[@nuniezjorge]

she's ripping off his head in her mind

[@Tigerman1138]

This voice is bad, I like the original voice actor from animated series better.

[@eyeseer1]

Daniel Stern a.k.a Marv from Home Alone was the original voice.

[@silasdiniz]

lol

[@richatlarge462]

I never liked the animation and the voices. Just the comic strip alone was funnier.

[@SergioLopez-yl7gf]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRojo387]

That's both illogical AND offensive.

[@carultch]

Wally seems thrilled that Dilbert used him as an example.

[@moomby3572]

Very nice joke but I don't know why he kept bringing up "inner city thugs" it didn't seem relevant