Dilbert lectures on the negatives of being attractive
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@schwartzseymour357 Жыл бұрын
This is a very good explanation. There's nothing worse then coming to work when you're desperately in love with one of your coworkers. It's even worse than coming to a job you hate.
@heraldeventsandfilms5970 Жыл бұрын
Dilbert has left the building. Permanently.
@NiceViking100 Жыл бұрын
@@heraldeventsandfilms5970 But not in our hearts!
@glowiever Жыл бұрын
it too shall pass
@alcd63335 жыл бұрын
Alice's expression at the end is priceless! It's also a miracle Dilbert made it out that room alive!
@rphb58702 жыл бұрын
that miracle is called "negative continuity". In short he did not make it out alive, but like Kenny he wakes up next day in his own bed being fine, regardless of how much he mauled the day before.
@rphb5870 Жыл бұрын
He didn't Dogbert just have an infinite supply of Dilbert clones in vats in his basement. He releases one as need arises which is more often then ye think.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
Dilbert is so gonna get a Fist of Death.
@rphb58703 ай бұрын
he didn't, but Asok have contacts in high places, so he managed to perform a resurrection
@estopasowner8 жыл бұрын
I am unproductive that must means I am attractive.
@lukelehmann47833 жыл бұрын
correlation does not mean causation
@MrJoeyWheeler Жыл бұрын
I'm afraid that means you are a Wally.
@vijayvijay41234 ай бұрын
Begging the question
@InsideOutAnus2 ай бұрын
@@lukelehmann4783 you sound like you don’t own a dog house.
@SoapMcTavish066 жыл бұрын
They should make a third season on Dilbert
@OneWeirdDude6 жыл бұрын
Alice is insulted and all Wally can be is flattered.
@WereWade4 жыл бұрын
That's his secret. He's always looking to appear useful while minimizing how much he has to do.
@t.estable38564 жыл бұрын
@@WereWade This is a direct quote, and I love it.
@Skyliner_3696 жыл бұрын
I think dilbert was deliberately trolling alice
@levongevorgyan67895 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if this SAVAGE version of Dilbert had been in the series, then it would have been perfect.
@andres_sciolli7 ай бұрын
Make a reboot of dilbert... we need it
@rykiafredrick13206 ай бұрын
Not after the creator said something racist.
@republicofsandles11 жыл бұрын
Alice's face was great.
@TheRojo3876 жыл бұрын
republicofsandals FUUUU!
@TheRosepet7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Google employees has been observing this same pattern and wrote some internal memo lately to wake internal awareness of this. PUN intended...
@senorsensei30726 жыл бұрын
"... well SOMETIMES the business world is funny"
@pantsuck113 жыл бұрын
Dilbert knew what he was doing. The whole meeting and PowerPoint was just for that one joke
@PaulieAFantoneJays193 жыл бұрын
Is this a new Dilbert tv show that I missed or something? (I'm not gonna lie, it's weird not hearing Daniel Stern voice Dilbert 😂😝🤣
@highway65 Жыл бұрын
Black people
@sergiothelifeguard110 жыл бұрын
SOOOO truth
@drakerandall15356 жыл бұрын
Sergio Gutierrez indeed
@GHC34 жыл бұрын
The same diagrams can be used in project management course I took in business school.😂
@jimmyangel41797 жыл бұрын
Drew Carey got his shit together
@a20213211 жыл бұрын
They're looking at it in an engineering perspective. All cups are full since air is also a fluid xD
@drewlovelyhell48924 ай бұрын
That's so geeky, but I also love it.
@drewlovelyhell48924 ай бұрын
Dilbert has Dogbert's voice now!
@colinharter40943 ай бұрын
Okay but have you considered the possibility of a super productive and super synergetic polycule?
@eanoworro10286 жыл бұрын
Dilbert sure knows how to prevent himself from getting laid
@changvasejarik62 Жыл бұрын
Which is just ridiculous as making that kind of effort is pointless and redundant.
@pyrophobia1336 жыл бұрын
uh oh... fist of death is coming
@kevineiford21537 ай бұрын
Ahem, assuming the squiggly lines breaking the straight lines are divorces, there are at most four divorces according to the diagram. And that's with the charitable interpretation that each couple that gets divorced counts as a two.
@juanmanueldiazquinonez47854 жыл бұрын
I'm unattractive and unproductive. Yikes
@franklintangelo34567 жыл бұрын
I can't remember if we're cheep or smart!
@Playstriker326 жыл бұрын
YEE-UHH LETS TOM JUBERT THIS JOINT if BEING ATTRACTIVE IS NOT PRODUCTIVE and BEING UNATTRACTIVE IS a PRODUCT
@Playstriker326 жыл бұрын
therefore ~ not finishing your sentence (leads to an ambiguously decrepit attempt) at (not) using (efficient) speech.
@Democratic_Industrialism3 ай бұрын
Having a new single hot girl in the workplace literally starts a social warfare amongst the Men in the workplace
@whoa2203 жыл бұрын
Tell me if you got this in your recommended
@Sleeveusalone Жыл бұрын
I vividly remember seeing this physical strip in the funny papers when I was 10.
@TheHuntermjАй бұрын
No, just not distracting.
@WayneBrown19819 жыл бұрын
Random fact: the thief out of home alone plays dilbert
@estopasowner8 жыл бұрын
+Wayne B Only in the show.
@Tigerman11383 жыл бұрын
I prefer the old voice
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
He is so gonna get a Fist of Death.
@TheKingofNeptune11 жыл бұрын
its wally!
@shaikhhaidhar7774 жыл бұрын
Based on my point of view, I agreed that attractive people when to stay together their will cause problems, not agree with each other and misunderstand. Every individual has their personality and their uniqueness, so if he or she is better than others the individual will overpower the group or team project. In the organization, attractive people are good but not all the workers should be attractive because they always argue with simple things than cannot solve it so their stress and moody. To be a top company the CEO or manager need to take action like know personality of the employees or clerk, determine their strengths and weaknesses before forming group project, and hire good personality employees with good attitudes, accountability, and easy to communicate.
@reapermachine5 жыл бұрын
Ranch, or cool ranch?
@cherlyeanah39924 жыл бұрын
Based on the video given, Dilbert pairs with the attractive people may affect the project. In this scenario, he would choose the partner by just looking from outer appearances rather than what they can do. From this video, we can learn that we cannot judge a book by its cover. Even though some people are attractive does not mean that they are productive as we expected. Based on the video, some of the attractive people with unproductive behavior may cause problem in a company or an organisation when a pair been set up with similar behavior which they would rather doing things that unnecessary and might procrastinate their tasks given. Procrastinating in given tasks would affect the company's performance as well as individually. In my opinion, I cannot deny these things would happen and more projects would be affected which may lead bad performance in a company. Overall, this video may sound a little bias due to the no empirical test are made which need prove to justify the statement: "Most attractive people may lead to unproductive performance"’
@PropaneTreeFiddy Жыл бұрын
Lmao did you just write a book report on a Dilbert joke?? 💀
@MaggieMae-cv6xq Жыл бұрын
Don't cancel culture ❤🎉 #free
@nuniezjorge Жыл бұрын
she's ripping off his head in her mind
@Tigerman11386 жыл бұрын
This voice is bad, I like the original voice actor from animated series better.
@eyeseer13 жыл бұрын
Daniel Stern a.k.a Marv from Home Alone was the original voice.
@silasdiniz5 жыл бұрын
lol
@richatlarge4625 ай бұрын
I never liked the animation and the voices. Just the comic strip alone was funnier.
@SergioLopez-yl7gf2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@TheRojo3876 жыл бұрын
That's both illogical AND offensive.
@carultch5 ай бұрын
Wally seems thrilled that Dilbert used him as an example.
@moomby3572 Жыл бұрын
Very nice joke but I don't know why he kept bringing up "inner city thugs" it didn't seem relevant