Loaded weapon - The most funny moments

[@Naomiiiish]

"Give a name" "Weren't your parents suppose to do that?" HAHAHA!

[@scorchx3000]

It reminds me of Star Trek 4, when Chevok's being questioned on suspicion of being a Russian Spy. Interrogator: Give me a name. Chevok: You vant my name? Interrogator: No, i want my name. Chevok: But I do not know your name. interrogator: God damn it, don't play games with me. Chevok: Ok, I von't play game vith you. Can I go now?

[@cultonduckett4429]

The best line. Good bless Jon Lovitz.

[@nicholasemerson9852]

Haha I cracked up too. 70s, 80s, and 90s. Comedy's golden years. And then millennials happened. Now everything sucks. Fucking pussies.

[@mattjindrak]

That is so fucking funny and it's so simple lol

[@Slimblue32]

😂😂😂😂

[@kristapsvecvagars5049]

That Bruce Willis cameo always cracks me up 😂

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

Bruce’s cameo combined with the helicopter attack probably made that the most expensive part of the whole flick.

[@jacobpaulgordon6202]

Lol “ya, no problem!”

[@bradgbrown]

The whole cast is unbelievable 😊

[@luisrizo8813]

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[@Samsquamsh]

@@bradgbrown *Pulls out pre-cocked gun* Whaddya mean, "unbelievable"??!!

[@justinhackstadt6677]

"You'll be back on your feet in no time." -zips him up in a body bag. LMFAO!!!

[@livefreeordiehard2083]

They threw his ass like a bag of garbage

[@joepermenter7228]

The Morgue truck lol.

[@Dharengo]

It’s funny because he is a reused extra so he appears in the next scene anyway.

[@charlesmaximus9161]

Lol I remember that part was in the commercial for it.

[@chriswelcome8102]

@@Dharengo "I thought this was a sequel?"

[@breannevenn]

"weren't your parents supposed to do that?" Fukken love this line so hard

[@coladict]

I fucking love that Bruce Willis agreed to the role. That was after two Die Hard movies.

[@danijelujcic8644]

less = more :-)

[@csgrambauer5852]

Of course he would. To make fun of his character John McClane, why wouldn't he? I love also that they got James Doohan as a repairman saying his famous Scotty quotes from Star Trek.

[@DirtCheapFU]

funny easter egg. Destiny(with the Spinach in her teeth and hair-up) co-starred in Moonlightning with Bruce Willis. Allyce Beasley, who is currently on Gotham.

[@SkullAngel002]

Actually, Bruce Willis agreed to the cameo as a favor to his brother, David Willis, who was a producer for this film. Still a great cameo!

[@studinthemaking]

coladict He the coolest and most normal guy in holly weird. That for sure.

[@theshapeexists]

Sam Jackson has been 52 years old for the last 47 years. Its impressive

[@marcusbrown7817]

No Bullshit😂🎉

[@amg4150]

Omg Bruce Willis 😳

[@piotrwillow6440]

Hi takes the same shit as Keanu Reeves

[@Samsquamsh]

LOL that's the realest shit I've heard since '93.

[@NavyEngsnipe]

This movie is criminally underrated for its comedic gold

[@Zeddyboi86]

Samuel L. Jackson and Emilio Estevez is a combination I never expected to see in a movie.

[@playboymaxim]

And it worked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

I feel like it works better than Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.

[@rafaellima83]

This was before pulp fiction. It was even before Jurassic Park. I am nearly sure this was his first "big" role, if you can call it that.

[@kylefagan9585]

Yet it’s the only buddy cop combo any of us ever needed

[@Wrestlelesson]

Haha this movie is freaking gold

[@Protoman85]

"Coffee, Ted?" "Ted is from a dysfunctional family." "Oh. So, no coffee then?" I don't know why that's funny, but it's funny!

[@HueyRocks23]

I concur. 30 years later, I still don't get that joke. But I think that's the intention. It makes you question it and then you just start laughing. It's also my 2nd favorite joke in the movie after the megaphone scene.

[@kev3d]

@@HueyRocks23 I believe the joke is the absurdity of coffee, rather than alcohol, being the cause or symptom of a dysfunctional family. Added to the fact the wife is so familiar with her assistant produce manager and Wes is so oblivious to her extra-marital activities.

[@RichardHulswit]

ART PURE ART

[@downhomesunset]

The dog's flirting paw was hilarious

[@tenjenk]

i remember laughing my head off when bruce Willis appeared

[@BruceBanner]

John McClane never dies.

[@syphonfilter8372]

Bruce Banner 30 terrorists in a building? No problem Plane hijackers? No problem Mistake his house for Jack Cole's and blow it up???......yeah.....No problem.

[@cultonduckett4429]

His face after getting up. *Priceless

[@AndreasW-p4r]

THAT WAS INCREDIBLE 👌👌👌

[@spiritoflifetruth8089]

NO PROBLEM!!!..... NO PROBLEM

[@rhodes7394]

3:14 Damn even the little boy wanted to break off a piece of the white chocolate 🤣

[@themanwithnothingtolose]

And the dog too

[@MaxwellBenson80]

Hilarious!

[@SultanSamet]

Still waiting for Loaded Weapon 2.

[@lalive2993]

Samet Okutan it’s been 27 years I doubt it but hopeful lol

[@jaycerrito3142]

If only Sam Jackson and Emilio Estevez reunite. They had great chemistry in this movie

[@NoOneIsLikeWinona]

Absolutely agree with you.

[@dranzerjetli5126]

It's not coming

[@GustavoRodriguez-cv5qw]

Still wating

[@XenosChroma]

This is one of my all time favourite films. Absolutely hilarious, they don't make spoofs like this anymore!

[@johnbreighner5852]

was Samuel Lee Jackson in this movie? I could be wrong but was he?

[@tonybihn132]

Jack: “what’s wrong?” Luger: “nothing..taking a shit” 😂😂😂

[@chucknorriss5452]

One of the shortest/funniest parts of that movie. Hands down. 😂😂😂😂

[@jorgevillagomez5908]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jorgevillagomez5908]

But the way he says "in here" in a whisper is what adds to it

[@andymac4883]

Saw that on another compilation, had forgotten that it was in the movie, and I swear I damn near died. Just hit me out of nowhere!

[@tylertilwick6852]

The Bruce Willis Cameo kills me every time lmao😂🤣

[@facepalmdaily4404]

"It's not bad. You'll be back on your feet in no time." zips up body bag. LMFAO

[@Dharengo]

And then he’s just fine in the next scene.

[@NoOneIsLikeWinona]

I am Russian and I think this was the golden era of Americans films. I have watched it all over numerous times just to relax a bit and am still looking forward to seeing a sequel for this perfect time hit.

[@RjBenjamin353]

My condolences to you Russians for having a raving lunatic for a President. And condolences to the American people for electing a Democrat brain dead leftist President. We’re both *ucked.

[@FretlessMayhem]

You sound like an awesome Russian to hang out with. If I ever make it there, or you to Virginia, please hit me up!

[@guytime106]

The footsie scene gets me every time.

[@Lava91point0]

Little weird why the little boy was doing it though, where does it fit into the scene? :/

[@wayne20uk]

Lava91point0 Its called a joke,maybe go to the shop buy a sense of humour instead of over analyzing everything.

[@tonyb0904]

Guy Time Yeah everyone's got the hots for him! But then I find both him and Charlie Sheen cute and handsome myself, so why complain, oh well!

[@markrobinson9394]

KingStarr He was clearly doing it to be a smartass. But the dog doing it in sync with the others is just hilarious.

[@kennethboyer2338]

That is one phucked up family dynamic there.

[@PageofLegend]

They just don't make spoof movies like this anymore! Nowadays the "spoofs" don't spoof anything, they just reference other movies, and the jokes are not funny anymore.

[@trans8010]

Isn't that what this did? What does a Wayne's World reference have to do with buddy cop movies?

[@kevind3974]

@@trans8010 it was their victory song

[@trans8010]

@@kevind3974 I know that, but it is directly patterned after Wayne's World, headbanging and everything.

[@grantmalone]

Lethal Weapon, Basic Instinct, Die Hard, Wayne's World...

[@JPLooney]

Yes , this SPOOF, referenced other movies and TV shows, and similar genre of its time, it was a SPOOF of more than one film. AKA, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Star Trek, Basic Instinct, Beverly Hills Cop, Silence of the Lambs, Wayne's World, and others..

[@JoeyLamontagne]

This entire movie was hilarious!

[@MrAledro84]

Those two suddenly appearing in the backseat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyblack3579]

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" "Isn't this the sequel..?"

[@snowden352]

I saw this as a kid and always wondered, "what's so funny about the beaver?"

[@MrMaybe1]

ROFL me too

[@Gadgetbig]

MentokTheMindTaker lol me too,, then I watched basic instinct years after,, then I got it

[@oa9842]

Alex Parker the beaver was smoking a cigarette?!? lol. get it? beavers aren't even allowed to be cigarettes. high comedy at its finest

[@TheHortond]

It was a callback to Basic Instinct where the fem-fatal flashed her beaver. They were just making it over the top.

[@kcirrednosrednad3596]

MentokTheMindTaker I know. I'm 46 now myself and I still can't figure out what is so funny about the beaver either.

[@fraddi]

'Its not bad, its fine! You'll be back on your feet in no time"....ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

[@ViceCityVacation]

Hahahaha I remember watching this at the cinema, with my dad & my big bro. This was back at the time when spoof comedies really took off: Hot Shots, Hot Shots 2, Repossessed, The Naked Gun Trilogy, High School High & Austin Powers....ahhhh memories :) *TEAR* *SNIFF*

[@geeked-outturtlesfan4288]

the gratuitous beaver shot, the hannibal lecturer spoof and when they shoot up Bruce willis's trailer always made me laugh, especially since Coles looks huge from the inside...😊😀😄😄

[@brianpankeyentertainment]

Why this got 18% & made only 28 million at the Box Office is beyond me. The site gags and creativeness are brilliant. Best spoof since Airplane & Naked Gun.

[@ResidentKiller22]

I liked the little dandruff joke and and when his partner takes his shoe off saying he has a burning sensation and his foots on fire. Jacksons like, what the hell do you expect, your foots on fire!

[@syphonfilter8372]

ResidentKiller22 To make it even funnier, it's Proctor from Police Academy.

[@johndrews206]

I know right. I love that they even spoofed those commercials.

[@geoffreygoynes4589]

The scream after “uh-oh…did I forget to give you that message?” is an absolute thing of joy.

[@anthonyblack3579]

This is why VHS needs a comeback.

[@privateprivate1865]

Absolutely

[@darrentylor5473]

Dude, I had this on laserdisc!

[@whobitmyname]

To this day i die at the subtle genius of the exchange at the end with angry captain. "Looks like you missed the fireworks, captain." "WRONG!! Looks like.we just in time for em!!"

[@V8LC100]

I borrowed this so many times on VHS as a kit from the movie store that I wrote my initials on the label of each copy lol. Best film ever. Love it. Think I recall most of the script.

[@Draeka]

"Ted's from a dysfunctional family." ~ "O, so no coffee then?" I don't know why but that line always cracks me up.

[@Bluemgwes]

2:38 - 3:45 Wow, even the music parodies Lethal Weapon really well.

[@jaycerrito3142]

Guitars and saxaphones are the peanut butter and banana sandwich of movie music. Yes, I said banana instead of jelly because jelly is either the bass guitar or the drums

[@monap8552]

1:14-1:31 That scene always gets me!

[@sharkbait1228]

They need movies like this now omg this is awesome

[@Fung15]

Isn't that what the new Ghostbuster movie is?

[@sharkbait1228]

Fung15 I'm still yet to speak to someone who said it wasn't complete shit

[@brandonmaddox4862]

They don’t make good spoof movies anymore

[@grandwaha]

Awwww. I wanted to see Tim Curry saying "wilderness girls"

[@davidbolha]

In a Pennywise clown suit. 😂

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I still quote that to this day anytime I see Girl Scouts selling cookies

[@ForEveryone-bv3cq]

Microfilm is cool too

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

Can’t believe you kissed the bit where Emilio says ‘it’s gonna take a lot more than car bombs to get us if this case’ and SLJ responds ‘not a hell of a lot more!’

[@Rattus-Norvegicus]

Or where Sam Jackson is talking about breast feeding until he was 16 and still not understanding women.

[@Bluelunes]

I first saw this movie years and years ago and I still reference it with my brother when I can. It's such a classic.

[@DarthCipient]

I love the guys following them.

[@Sinic818]

I forgot that Samuel L. Jackson was in this. He is so cool.

[@SiccDeville]

the way he imitated that bucktooth lady was classic.

[@DrQuagmire1]

@@SiccDeville I laughed my ass off at that moment

[@B2KUKSpitfire]

Brilliant film! "Hey you not so fast..... that's better"

[@wikkiddeathlord7372]

This was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Still love the part where thought luger was in trouble "Luger!" "In here" Kicks the door down, "what's wrong?" "Nothin, just takin a shit" lmao great movie

[@jasoncrandall5320]

The overpass where Emilio falls into the pavement is the same one he barfed on in REPO MAN

[@wikkiddeathlord7372]

@@jasoncrandall5320 that's actually a really cool fact! Thanks for sharing

[@aaronbenson2767]

"Give me a name..!" "Aren't your parents supposed to do that..?"

[@knicks3085]

Make a sequel for this movie already! We've been waiting too long!

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

They should call it Loaded Weapon 3. Just skip 2 and confuse everyone

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Loaded Weapon 5 With A Vengeance

[@Joetorres3]

The dog leg under the table always made me laugh.

[@galihxtreme]

the real heat starts at 2:37 boy, when you can bring up a hot supermodel in, it ain't an ordinary slapstick movie.

[@rossdiamondthief6627]

Seriously, most underrated comedy ever!!

[@bandawhat33]

I remember watching this movie back when it came out on vhs. I was a kid and I laughed histerically. it parodied lethal weapon , basic instinct and other movies so well.

[@Alex-ry6cd]

sure you can work that out just from the title 😂

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

I haven't seen this in decades. Oh the memories 😂😂😂😂

[@hotd34me1991]

Funny fact, Bruce Willis was originally selected to play Riggs but he turned it down, I imagine that's why he did the spoof version.

[@sonofdragon5530]

Ayo is that a Bruce Willis cameo!!!! 😮4:33

[@GustavoRodriguez-cv5qw]

The Bruce Willis scene always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rickmaldoo4205]

The "gun happy" scene when they're paired up always tickled me most

[@brandonmaddox4862]

@@rickmaldoo4205pointing a gun at her “where do you get off saying that?”😂😂😂

[@Swagstro]

Walks into his cabin, and looks like a Mansion inside 😂 with pillars

[@jamiecook4288]

Hahahahaha seen this film for about 20 years and only just got Miss Demenor

[@lancemarek3572]

There's nothing I don't love about this movie. Thank for reminding how funny it is.

[@Dashawn.B]

Naked Gun, Loaded Weapon and HotShots! Was hilarious.

[@Rockyinlp]

the Bruce Willis scene is hilarious, probably my favorite scene in the movie.

[@jasoncrandall5320]

He crawls out in the same outfit from DIE HARD that shit killed me also check out the Rambo scene from UHF

[@Backyardmech1]

🤘🏻🤣 That Bruce Willis cameo is priceless!

[@briankrause2359]

This movie is endlessly entertaining with so many awesome gags. Too many to mention, but if I had to pick a handful, the exploding bikes, the 'am I going to be ok? ziiip....' (body bag), the gratuitous beaver, the 'leo geatz' character, such a weasel, he had some great scenes, the 'looks like a suicide' scene early on at the woopi goldberg crime scene, the dandruf commercial, the yelling police captain, who can't stop yelling even in normal conversation, and my absolute fave, near the end, when the ww2 german soldiers are 'extra security' and they are even more incompetent than your typical ww2 movie portrayal. I remember howling out loud so loudly when I saw that scene in the theatre, people in nearby rows were shocked by my outburst. That was so hysterical. They don't make comedies like this anymore, sadly. HA HA, I was just realizing I forgot to mention the 'hamster powered' scene...

[@janjic]

J.T. Walsh cameo: "Is that her?" "No, that's her picture."

[@Samsquamsh]

are you talking about the 'sploding bikes that they commandeered from the kids? What movie is that from?? That scene fkn KILLED me with how shitty it looked haha.

[@james87367]

'Did catch that Stallone retrospective the other day?' 'No sound fascinating though.' 😂😂

[@hellboundTX333]

“Is that her? No! That’s her picture “ “Maybe that’s what got her killed.. You don’t think it was the bullets?” “Luger, you came... that’s personal!” All the great subtle jokes were over looked here.

[@Silks]

All the language focused jokes are so good

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

Thank you for putting the best scene at the beginning. That's all I needed to see for now.

[@OKG2000]

lol this film was sooo good love it even more now

[@Guiltyconscience83]

That Bruce Willis cameo is gold!

[@atrociousconsequences4432]

John McClane "no problem" - Should have thought about it, then gotten mad and pulled out some sort of a weapon and taken the chopper out.

[@chompchompnomnom4256]

I can't believe I haven't seen this before, it's hilarious!

[@mmabuff101]

never realized it was bruce willis in this movie, hadn't seen die hard yet. now it makes sense why my older brother thought the scene was hilarious

[@adrianbradley8513]

Something similar happened when I watched one of the Scary Movie Movies when when one of the characters started shouting"WHATSS UP" down the telephone before the Budweiser Advert it was spoofing was shown over here in Northern Ireland or at least "I" hadn't seen it yet. Having said that the Scary Movie movies were'nt that funny to me as I don't watch horror movies because they scare the bejeepers out of me 👻🧛🦇

[@Theomite]

This movie has always been criminally underrated. When it came out, the reviews acted like it was the worst movie ever made or ever will be made. I saw it in theaters and thought: "Those idiots don't know a goddamn thing, this is hilarious."

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

It's weird how Sam Jackson was the discount Danny Glover in this movie... And then he exploded to bigger heights than Glover ever did.

[@BrenMurphy1]

Yes and let's not forget OJ Simpson, the role fit him like a glove...

[@lonestar6709]

@@BrenMurphy1 How ironic, that it was the gloves that got OJ off? If they 'did' fit him like a glove, he was screwed.

[@TheDough19]

This is one of the best comedy's out there. Classic

[@grandcreator11]

My fave part the guys sitting in the backseat lmao

[@rickmaldoo4205]

I'm gonna lose em

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

In fairness they said sorry for blowing up his house

[@AaaSWE]

I watched this movie more times then Lethal Weapon growing up. :D

[@samuelboundy7184]

"Most funny moments"?!?! You forgot the entire rest of the film...

[@brandonmaddox4862]

The entire movie is a funny moment

[@aewhatever]

This movie is so underrated. It had me cracking up. So along the lines of the naked gun series

[@sactiger2817]

At 2:03 ... I forgot how beautiful Kathy Ireland is!! OMG...

[@cheezmunky1]

I'll never forget seeing her in this movie when I was a kid.

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

sactiger Kathy Ireland????? I thought it was Denise Richards.

[@donjuantrumpetajohnson]

Those jaws tho...

[@MrDash03]

Octavian Caesar Hibernicus ironically Denise Richards is in this as well as one of Mike McCracken’s girls

[@ScorpionNani]

I watched this so many times in the VHS. Mam I feel old. great movie.

[@DodderingOldMan]

2:21 might have been the most confused I ever was as a young teen. 'Beaver' wasn't really slang that was used in my part of the world.

[@AndrasMihalyi]

"Nice beaver ! Thanks, I just had it stuffed" 😁

[@jmgmarcus808]

I love that Iman was his wife. Really underrated movie.

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

jmgmarcus I just asked the question above did anyone know if that was Iman. She's not in many moving picture shows.

[@charlesjohnson9249]

Wasn´t Iman, it was Beverly Johnson

[@supadupa6891]

Beverly Johnson.... NOT Iman

[@jonjonas2528]

The beginning of loaded weapon is so funny with that music and that cool junk car. Also the convience store shootout is very cool it is just so funny loaded is really true to life

[@chriswelcome8102]

One of my favourite movies ever. Always picks me up when I'm feeling down

[@WH250398]

Nice driving. Thanks! LOL

[@zkgubs]

they so badly need to make a sequel

[@billybobkeith9147]

Zak K I don't think this movie can be topped though. Especially in this day and age. Haha

[@Rawk4Life]

Zak K While that would be great, I don't think it will happen. The movie was titled "Loaded Weapon 1" deliberately because three Lethal Weapon movies had already been made and shown in theaters at that point.

[@porkwoofles3909]

+Rawk4Life Apparently, they totally planned on making a sequel, and were even on the way to writing it before this one was released. I can't quite remember the details exactly but I believe this one did badly at the box office, or didn't do well enough, to warrant the sequel being made, which I think is a damned shame.

[@geeked-outturtlesfan4288]

+Pork Woofles Yeah it was too bad because if this was made in 2000 when spoofs were just starting to be accepted ... it would of done fine. I laughed out loud at this

[@porkwoofles3909]

Geeked-OutTurtlesFan36 Spoofs were very much accepted when this movie was made. It was made right after Hot Shots 1 and 2, and Naked Gun 1 and 2. That is why they expected Loaded Weapon 1 to be a big hit and started penning the sequel before 1 was even released.

[@fraddi]

"So did you catch that Stallone Retrospective at the Omni?"

[@presidentskroob]

Noooo. Sounds fascinating though!

[@tyvulpintaur2732]

Bruce Willis appeared as a favor for his brother, who is one of the movie’s producers.

[@redhatelunix]

"Ted's from a dysfunctional family." "Oh, so no coffee." ROFL

[@dimviesel]

Top 10 funniest slapstick movies ever🤙🏾

[@dannyarcher6370]

I like how, after the handbrake turn, they're still going in the same direction.

[@jaycerrito3142]

1:09 despite being shot, there's no wounds or blood on Becker's back. I don't know if it was a mistake, laziness or intentional

[@creekandseminole]

Oh man I remember my dad renting this for us. When it was just me and dad before he got remarried we used to watch nothing but terrible action films and screwball comedy.

[@Serenity_Dude_X]

I remember watching this movie back then in the cinema when it came out, and I particularly remember the "gratuitous beaver shot" scene. I never understood that as a kid because I just thought it was something random and funny. Well, when you get older and a bit more wiser, you finally understand these kind of references. ;-)

[@jasoncrandall5320]

I wish they got a hotter chick than Kathy Ireland but still the movies damn funny it really should be more popular

[@hankhardigan1104]

Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend.

[@rickmaldoo4205]

Sorry mike, no good....you've been sloppy

[@star_crusher12]

I love the beaver shot

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

razorkind must be one of *the* most popular scenes in movie history.

[@tonybihn132]

“What is with you guys? I run a respectable place what are you arresting ME for?? I got friends downtown. I don’t know what you’re talking about. LUGER: We haven’t said anything yet” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caveman9298]

I love that the Estevez Brothers both did National Lampoon series making fun of 80's actions series lol

[@sindobrandnew]

0:48 The most accurate money laundering scene in the history of motion pictures.

[@redeyedbandit1251]

My favourite part for me was the gun-happy scene.

[@tristandunn4761]

Wes: “Honey, I know your just trying to block it out, but come on. Your mom’s been dead for over six months.” Doris: 👁👄👁 Wes: “Uh oh…..Did I forget to give you that message?”

[@paulmatthews2415]

Such an underrated 90’s comedy movie!!!!