Thor: Love and Thunder being absolute trash for 3 minutes straight

This took me 3 days to make lol 😂
I'm sorry for the eventual mistakes that I might have made.
#marvel #disney #mcu #Thor #thorloveandthunder #thorragnarock #janefoster #mightythor #trash #cinema #movie #marvelcinematicuniverse #line #marvelphase4 #phase4

[@Dimmary]

Wow , never thought this shit post would get 1 M views thx. And the video is only 3 minutes excluding the goofy comedy. Exhibit A would be : Eat my hammer.

[@lol311]

This is the best movie ever made in history of movies. You guys are just brainwashed to hate it.

[@teguhhelni540]

Damn

[@Allmenroder0854]

*Well-made shit post

[@banana298]

@@lol311 this must be sarcasm Right peter

[@samkochel6990]

I am guessing most of us are here just to support our shared belief that Thor: Love and Thunder sucked and the MCU is losing it and we need to rage watch it's demise...because it's better than feeling the pain alone.

[@wayfaringstranger8430]

Having an Infinity Gauntlet themed attraction in Asgard (which lost half it's population to Thanos) is like having an Atomic Bomb themed kids attraction in Nagasaki.

[@bobbobson6290]

They could call the ride "The Atom Smasher".

[@biffin1123]

Sounds like something Disney would do for money or press

[@gino14]

I must also remind you that Asgard's demicide took place _before_ the Snap and therefore was not undone by the Avengers.

[@karaqakkzl]

And there's Kundun, a Disney movie that no one knows because they deal with the CCP

[@marioernestomadridcruz5745]

💀

[@pablomagdaleno9005]

The thanos themed ice cream place is on point, it would' be like making a hitler themed restaurant 💀

[@youtubesucks1821]

I wouldn't eat the meat there, I know what they put in their ovens

[@fulsman230]

Exactly. So stupid and out of place

[@ChaplainJoshua]

Bruh I'd totally go to a nazi-themed spa

[@godzilla7779]

Not hitler but more like a restaurant based on gas chambers

[@godzilla7779]

@@ChaplainJoshua nazi women being *rough in a *hot spa? Hell yeah dude

[@bignick2k215]

It always blew my mind that the mighty Thor decided to use child soldiers, instead of just calling the Guardians of the Galaxy for help.

[@Adamguy2003]

Yeah, that could have been so cool!

[@DragonOfTheMortalKombat]

Dumb movie

[@earlcursed8795]

Chris Pratt would read the script and he suddenly realizes that he forgot his appointment at the dentist...

[@unrussleablejimmies4428]

Shout outs to Joseph Koni

[@BlanketMan]

Sounds like that idea was discussed but scrapped, sadly. From Business Insider: Waititi did note that "there was talk about having [the Guardians] come back at the end" of "Love and Thunder." Ultimately, that didn't happen, mostly because Marvel heroes swooping in at the end of MCU movies to help out other heroes in need is something that has been done a bunch of times before. "No more. No more of the cavalry coming at the end," Waititi told Insider. "So we shelved that idea. We just wanted Jane to come in at the end."

[@VitorAugustoVTR]

The Thanos themed ice cream place always has 50% discount on their products...

[@superfelipestudios8104]

Wouldn’t be surprise if that actually becomes cannon

[@user-lk9hi3ey7t]

All right, that one got me😂😂

[@evilsock12]

more like they are always out of half their flavors

[@zetanta8490]

Actually you had a 50% chance to get it for free and 50% chance to pay full price

[@anana0010]

@@evilsock12lol

[@OmarTafur75]

The fact that Chris Hemsworth said that the movie feels written by a 7-year-old really speaks volumes to me

[@Natta44]

He knew it was gonna bomb but maybe had hope as Taikas name was tied to it.

[@JBrotsis1]

Where did Chris say this? I want to read this

[@AFC2022]

He Felt Like it Was Just a Joke Movie, Instead of it Being a Thor Movie.

[@bloodlinefilms]

@Gabe Mark i mean Thor 3 made shitloads of money and was pretty well liked by most people. The difference there was it was written by someone not Taika Waititi. He wrote Love and Thunder. His writing style doesnt suit the material. But he is a good director and his quirky spin on things is fun in reasonable doses.

[@045jerson7]

When did Chris say this ?

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

Poor Gorr, he was minding his own business and accidentally fell into the plot...

[@Tranquility._]

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SparrowIZ]

this is why dc is better

[@beanseason6515]

@@SparrowIZ WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???? Yeah... So much better

[@JKurayami]

@@beanseason6515 Because Batman (the man trying to murder him) didn't know Superman was Clark Kent. So instead of saying "My mother." and having this guy try to harm her because of blood relation. Superman kept his secret identity and Said Martha. As Superman has had a lot of Practice not directly telling people he is Clark Kent and indicating the Kents. Beause doing so would ruin the entire purpose of having a secret identity. Do you even fcking read comic books?

[@joshgauve9044]

@@JKurayami 🤓

[@sidequest_studio]

The ending with all the kids getting superpowers and fighting really gave me the vibe that the movie was completely made for children, but then the whole topic of cancer/terminal illness’s effect on love and wellbeing is way too heavy for kids. So we ended up with something that was neither, and often felt like two entirely different narratives crashing into eachother, resulting in an overall mess.

[@hobomike6935]

I actually went and saw this movie as a "casual" fan (I don't really keep up with marvel all that much but i did watch ragnarok) and I thought it was hilarious. I guess I didn't really go to watch it "seriously," I thought most marvel movies are meant to be fun and jokes (Spiderman's awkwardness and Iron man's arrogance) and if you want serious and deep superhero movies, you watch DC. except DCEU sucks, and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. edit: wow. the replies make me wish *i had cancer.* maybe they should've called this movie "life and death," it seems to be how critically the audience treated it.

[@sidequest_studio]

@@hobomike6935 I didn’t go in expecting serious, I went in expecting fun. But there’s still a balance on humour and killing jokes by overdoing them and even explaining the jokes at times. Then to just interrupt that humour with super heavy cancer/breakup/loss narratives that go nowhere is just funky.

[@selty]

The ending of Jane felt very defeatist considering it dealt with such a serious and sensitive topic.

[@iWubmusic]

yup it's actually ridictlous they released this after watching it, they really could have just made it an entire show or something but they wouldn't have made nearly as much money off it, I also feel like the movie was a loss leader or a test of some sort to get a reaction on what or what not to do ? lmao?

[@toastergaming7783]

Writers should never be afraid to have deep messages and serious topics IF it fits in the setting of the movie. Here, the cancer thing feels extremely out of place and would only work if Thor 4 was more serious

[@phoeni3902]

I can't stress enough just how much it disturbs me that there are people who seriously think letting Taika potentially direct a star wars film is somehow a good idea

[@youcannowplayasluigi3698]

Ok but counterpoint He made Jojo rabbit

[@snimon5824]

​@@youcannowplayasluigi3698Jojo Rabbit is good for what it is.... Doesn't mean its good for Star Wars or Thor. I mean, he made Love and Thunder which is garbage.

[@rafaellinhares4259]

he also made thor ragnarok@@snimon5824

[@youcannowplayasluigi3698]

@@snimon5824 I mean if you look at his track record love and thunder is really the only miss tbh

[@mattgames7543]

It's crazy cause Thor Ragnarok was a pretty fun movie and JoJo Rabbit was class. Who knows, maybe he was just bored of Marvel lmao

[@wickermind6668]

Using the Infinity Gauntlet for an ice cream parlor and naming it after the Infinity War is like using a Swastika logo for a WW2-themed fast food restaurant.

[@evingrindle1929]

Catered to Jews on top of all that 🤦‍♂️

[@alexiz0013]

@@evingrindle1929 Exactly, lmao 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@itsalily_lei_lei]

Swasticakes! You did not N*zi this restaurant coming!

[@gustavoclarindo101]

@@itsalily_lei_lei brilliant🤣🤣

[@angryboi595]

It’s like adding gas and gunfire to a Jewish flag/sign

[@user-wm1zg1dh8f]

This is what happens when you try to mix a super dark antagonist with a supposed comedic tone.

[@marcusking8507]

That was the red flag for me.

[@ginomontella9429]

Well...guardians of the galaxy kinda did that

[@RancidRiki]

​@@ginomontella9429difference is those were better movies

[@ginomontella9429]

@@RancidRiki yeah, that'scwhat i was implying

[@themattstrat7445]

Exactly! I've always felt Thor 4 should have had Sam Rami and Multiverse of Madness should have had Taika Waititi. Thor 4 would have explored the butchering part of Gorr more and Multiverse of Madness could have had more fun with the Multiverses instead of only really seeing 2....

[@jells31]

I love the part where Jane said "it's stormbreakerer time" and knew instantly how to use it

[@crowfather3838]

It's Thorin Time

[@InnerEagle]

@@crowfather3838 Just let me find my sonic screwdriver and we will save the day

[@Ultimo_Editz]

​@@InnerEagleAllons-y!

[@m0rep0rk24]

As a New Zealander, I was once proud of Taika's status on the world stage. Now he's simply embarrassing

[@ReallyReliable]

Making one bad movie means you’re the worst person ever apparently.

[@m0rep0rk24]

@@ReallyReliable He's done more than that, his personality is anything but humble nowadays

[@topmalk]

@@m0rep0rk24Could you explain that? I don’t really follow along with anything when it comes to celebrities and famous people and all that

[@Gloomyraindrop]

​@@m0rep0rk24That's unfortunately ironic. I guess he wasn't acting when he was playing as a douche bag in "free guy". 😭

[@m0rep0rk24]

@@topmalk Sadly Taika’s fame has gone straight to his head after the success of his first few films, and this is compounded (in my opinion at least) by his relationship with Rita Ora. He’s allowed Hollywood to squash the classic down-to-earth, easy go lucky Kiwi persona that were known for, and in it’s place has formed this incredibly woke, self victimising man who’s unrecognisable. NZ’s liberal media lap up every sentence he says and treats it as gospel. He’s constantly whining about race relations, racism and the kitchen sink, and about how hard it is for ‘people of colour’ (whatever that means) to make films and find success in the industry. He should open his eyes. Taika’s approach to THIS film was to sit in a room with Hemsworth, write down literally every idea they had, and then make it happen, which shows how his ego now greatly overshadows his once-nuanced, creative directive style that many loved to see. His overconfidence and lack of care in his work now is disheartening to see. Hoping he realises his mistakes and we get the old Taika back

[@spikepachita6026]

You forgot the weird sentient-girlfriend jealousy thing with the Axe

[@Dimmary]

Honestly it was so dumb I didn't care

[@lonewolf9578]

@@Dimmary sums up my feelings for this film

[@alextrill5829]

That would have been funny if we had established any sort of sapience from Stormbreaker or Johnatan previously.

[@Natta44]

I think the sentient thing could have worked well, if it had been discovered it's sentience was connected to Thors conciousness not Odin the whole time for worthiness. Would have explained why it moved for Cap in AOU then cap finally picked it up in Endgame as Thor was in awe of Caps bravery. Also why Vision could lift it due to him being awakened by Thors thunder and Jane being worthy because he loved and trusted her etc. But they didn't delve into that side. Just a stupid gag that each weapon are jealous of each other.. 🙄 all the gags seem to be centred around narcissism too, which definitely links to TW's personality.

[@arggyw3584]

@@Dimmary my vibe with this entire movie ngl

[@bluegal193]

I felt more bad for the villain than the main characters.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

That's perfectly logical. That's good, actually, only means that you are a human being that resonates with vengefulness.

[@andrewparker699]

They literally wasted Gorr's character

[@KochinPleaseexplain]

I was excited when I saw that Christian Bale will play the role of Gorr but they completed shat over his character and the movie itself.

[@leighbelk769]

Gorr was wasted as a character but still is the best part.

[@alexiz0013]

Lol, because it was an absolutely criminal waste of the character's story and, most insanely, Christian Bale's talents.

[@ConvergenceMedia]

Taika is a shining example of a self-centered human being. Give him an inch and he takes a f*cking mile.

[@user-nk5ui2eu6r]

Make Movies Great Again and Make America Great Again ❤❤

[@JimmyBoy9878]

America was never great​@@user-nk5ui2eu6r

[@Gibblitt]

funny that you think this was all his fault when he has almost zero creative control. The director gets to film very few scenes in anything disney. look at literally anything else hes made and theyve all been fantastic including ragnarok. Why? because he had control and could do what he wanted instead of disney suits over his shoulder telling him how to do everything.

[@EGRJ]

@@Gibblitt Thor 3 had 3 writers, none of them Taika. But for Thor 4, he co-wrote the screenplay with one other person. None of the previous dudes. And from everything I can find, L&T gave him MORE creative control than Thor 3. tl;dr: Cope harder. If you like the movie, like the movie. Don't make stuff up.

[@Gibblitt]

@EGRJ thor 3 had an unusable script that taika had to quickly rewrite and by the time they started filming they had not even half a script to work with and ended up improving the rest with the cast helping write their own lines.

[@casedistorted]

I feel so bad that they wasted Christian Bale for this movie in the MCUniverse. I remember liking this movie when I first saw it, then hating it the more I thought about it. The kids scene fighting the monsters that should've been eating their souls inside out was like 'ugh really'

[@btf_flotsam478]

I don't know if it's worse than using Christopher Eccleston on The Dark World. Bale has enough brand name, while Ecclestone's finances were poor enough that he had to do audio dramas.

[@Angelo-yr1en]

@@btf_flotsam478 it’s a movie chill out

[@Angelo-yr1en]

@casedistorted it’s a movie chill out

[@btf_flotsam478]

@Angelo-yr1en It's a KZbin comment (and reply) about a movie, you really need to chill out.

[@Angelo-yr1en]

@@btf_flotsam478 you need to chill out

[@rogersmith9535]

The screaming goats made me feel like I was back in 2013. Who thought it was a good idea to have them as a running joke?

[@wonderfulworldofmarkets9033]

All of Taika Waititi's humor is that dumb lol. During Ragnarok we thought he was being "dumb" on purpose but nah he actually thinks this shit is funny 😂

[@Sorrelhas]

Ah, running joke Because the goats run a lot during the movie

[@sadchild9478]

The same dude that thought the “WHAT ARE THOOOOSE” joke was funny enough to be used in black panther probably

[@wilkinscoffee8979]

I cannot express how dumb it is that the made new Asgard a tourist attraction with dumb jokes, it's like making an amusement attraction with the holocaust.

[@Mitchisable]

@Spodo bbb But Hunt for the Wilderpeople had great humor. Idk what happened with this trash heap.

[@kuribayashi84]

"An actor may be involved with terrible projects, but they must never be terrible in them" -Christopher Lee Basically how I feel about Christian Bale in this movie.

[@migovas1483]

Indeed, wasted Talent..

[@sebc998]

and chris hemsworth, everybody else was pretty garbage

[@prismabenddc5117]

@@sebc998 man Valkyrie was so absolutely trash here, heck even ant man’s daughter in quantumania was better than her

[@shellfire6931]

Hemsworth, too.

[@paris5746]

christian bale only did it for his kids

[@dabalma]

1:40 dear god, a fake helmet instead of a cgi helmet would've been too expensive for Disney?

[@NobleReliance]

I was really rooting for Gorr the whole movie. I wish they showed more of his god slaying.

[@femboycyan]

you know, it would be awfully convenient if Thor bestowed his powers to everyone during Infinity War or Endgame

[@Nobodyss21]

Isnt thor is supposed to be God Of Thunder, not a santa claus🎅

[@izzanirfan2534]

Most MCU characters forgot what they learned as if they have Alzheimer. And never do the move they learned from previous movie

[@Chan_Hetfield]

He used thunderbolt to bestow the powers. Thunderbolt , just like Odin was able to enchant Mjolnir.

[@sooramk9569]

Well they aren't asgardians

[@barthollowmew1252]

It's almost like there were people with skills using those skills to write the movies before... and now there aren't.

[@Krishnakumar-wl7ih]

For someone who has directed Jojo Rabbit, Ragnarok and Wilderpeople, Waititi dropped a f*kin atom bomb in the name of Love and Thunder.

[@TheZProject115]

Doesn't matter if you're a good director, if you don't do what Disney says you're fucked.

[@Sucmydack]

Ragnarok wasnt good anyways

[@gravityfalls1826]

@@Sucmydack finally someone who has the same opinion with Ragnarok. Thank you.

[@lonewolf9578]

@@gravityfalls1826 Ragnarok outside of the humour was pretty decent The moment Led Zeppelin kicked in was bad ass, too bad we only had that Thor for that part and IW

[@piscis210]

@@Sucmydack Nah, Ragnarok actually had some good character moments in between the humor. Love and Thunder is just uninterrupted shitty jokes for 2 hours.

[@naterksmr]

If you're ever worried you aren't good enough at whatever you do, just know that there are writers out there who are paid far more than you will ever make in your life, who were paid big money to write this

[@Maladjester]

The most frustrating part of this was getting occasional glimpses of the good movie(s) it should have been. The trouble, I think, is that it tries to do everything. Themes and tones can absolutely be juggled judiciously. The Tarantino-scale violence implied by a "god butcher," the ramifications of such powerful beings dying, the Looney Tunes elements of screaming goats and dumpling gods, the rock-n-roll superhero vibes, the Jane-has-the-hammer-now-what-does-that-mean story, the serious cancer and relationship drama, the continuing story of the Asgardian people.... any two could absolutely fit in one movie. A talented director -- and I think Waititi is -- could have done three. But he took ALL those balls, plus half a dozen more, hurled them into the air, and called it juggling. Taika. My dude. You've also got to CATCH them.

[@Aurelius2142]

100% yoinking this analogy XD

[@honsou1978dk]

Trouble was: They just had fun with their kids and called it a movie. I'm sure the celeb dads and moms had a LOT of fun playing with their kids and calling it a movie but it's in top 5 of worst movies I've ever seen. INCLUDING low budget crap horror movies!

[@theoneaboveall1024]

Taika Waititi is a piace of shit of director, is the pinaculo of all of Martin Scorsese hates...

[@archiebarber9802]

This is a good take

[@savageyoongles6029]

Loved this take, so so true

[@bottomfeeder7924]

Thank you for saying that about the ‘Infinity Conez’ gimmick! Using thanos’s glove for an ice cream parlor is like the equivalent of putting an airplane through the world trade center for a daycare

[@Tranquility._]

They could’ve at least used the nano gaulent tony made to make it seem more normal but nope 😂

[@SilentMerc331]

@@Tranquility._ facts

[@themadtitan7603]

Tony's gauntlet was right there but Taika *"I'm so quirky"* Waititi was so wrapped in goofball Thor and subverting expectations that he opted for the less sensible choice. Either that or some set designer suggested it and he thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

[@alextrill5829]

I personally don't see the problem. Other movies already showed they call the whole thing "Blip" and no one takes it seriously. And when they do, like Hayward, its just an act to get what they want.

[@xrstevenson]

@@alextrill5829 which is why this phase is a joke. Nobody takes shit seriously anymore, not even the everyday people that go through a lot of horrendous shit if we're being brutally honest. I give Batmam v Superman some crap when it came out but atleast it showed there were major consequences of the Kryptonian invasion.

[@HarvestMoonHowl]

This. Was a movie. That existed. And was actually released in theaters.

[@bensterious]

Thor 4 making jokes that are unfunny and old: Meanwhile the fans: still doing the "this was a thing of all time" joke

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

True. Believe me - you haven't seen the worst of it all yet.

[@YangTheAce]

Wastes of movies like: - Morbius - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - Free Birds (Time Machine/First Thanksgiving) - Injustice: Gods *Among Us* They shouldn't have been made or should've, but with a better studio and better plotline than the one we got.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

@@YangTheAce Nah, it’s fine, really. Know why ? Because mr. Major Public will eat it up anyway. So why pay more ?) You go, movie producers, milk those manchildren, you deserve it !)

[@phineassss4901]

This movie was the worst movie in Phase 4. Eternals was much better tbh. DSMOM was the biggest disappointment.

[@nomercy4186]

“Your not that guy pal trust me” 💀💀 literally what I was thinking the entire movie

[@Evan8787]

The video didn't even mock the worst part: The fact there was a place that granted wishes, yet Thanos never thought to go there to accomplish his goal. He, instead, devised a more elaborate and time-consuming plan. He must like wasting his time, I guess.

[@Endru85x]

And when we know it requires Bifrost, how come none of Asgardians never thought about going there? Also why Thor never before thought about giving even a small piece of his power to allies in previous battle? How come those kids know to fight at all, and none of them were turned inside out? Way to ruin even previous movies....

[@counterfeit6089]

This movie is a testament to how purposefully trying to make something "so bad it's good" just results in it being bad.

[@codafett]

Like Sharknado

[@Benton-m6dzqa]

this movie is the living embodiment of why comic book accuracy MATTERS

[@JacksonHickss]

@@codafett Sharknado is funny tho

[@korawitbuttramee618]

Not always. Ever heard of Ugandan movie 'Who Killed Captain Alex?' See, the film was made on very low budget, poor equipment, and utterly ridiculous writing and acting. But guess what? It is damn entertaining. The filmmakers knew what they were doing, but they clearly pour their hearts and souls into it. They gave it all. They knew the film is gonna be dumb, so they pulled no punch and went ball to the wall in order to make a film. Thor Love and Thunder is the result when you made a film about a woman dying of cancer and a father who saw his starved daughter died in his arms, yet you somehow think littering said film with juvenile humor with make it a good story.

[@counterfeit6089]

@@korawitbuttramee618 Who Killed Captain Alex was made in earnest. They weren't intentionally trying to make a bad thing.

[@KingOfTheMonsters07]

They nerfed tf out of Gorr.

[@googaber5674]

Well he's a man

[@skellybones5119]

@@googaber5674 no tf he's not. Far from it, hes litterly an alien who was betrayed by gods and in the comics he beat 5 thors at the same time. Huge nerf get educated

[@googaber5674]

But he's played by a male actor

[@drlukebrenner]

@@googaber5674 whats that got to do with him being nerfed

[@googaber5674]

If you don't get the joke then don't worry about it

[@gregomyeggo4639]

Making an ice cream shop based around Thanos killing billions of earthlings is like making a boba shop based on 911

[@amberckerr]

Worse, actually

[@jacobcox4565]

Opening up an ice cream shop themed around a genocidal space man with a savior complex is like having a japanese restaurant themed around Emperor Hirohito.

[@derpnip]

having an ice cream shop with the infinity gauntlet is like having a bakery name holocrust.

[@Counltdooku]

LOL

[@Moontorc_]

"Hello, is this the bank? I'd like to take out a business loan."

[@kazamakell]

How much does the Halal cost?

[@3takoyakis]

"9/11 shop"

[@viviv6774]

@@kazamakell you meant "kosher" right ? XDDD

[@alextrill5829]

Worst thing about this movie, that it had like a ton of great ideas and concepts. Difference between gods and powerful aliens, Gorr, Eternity, a whole city of gods, a norse ship sailing the bifrost between worlds, Jane Foster having to choose between living longer or being a hero, shadow world, etc. It just took a huge, gross, steaming dump on each and every one of those.

[@Natta44]

Also to explore what New Asgard and their people are like in the modern human world. Nope just a big stupid theme park. New Asgard should have been building up to be like Wakanda in terms of respect, advancement and nobility. Urks me. Gorr and Zeus were the biggest wastes though.

[@alextrill5829]

@@Natta44 exactly! Especially considering that judging by some of the kidnapped kids, and that light elf subplot from She-Hulk, New Asgard is now basically a gateway for aliens to Earth.

[@lelecoleco_bangu6924]

but that's the really the problem, if it was just thor/Jane thing or just a Gorr/gods thing it would work so much better, it seems like they tried to put two different stories together, gorr is not a character that fits Taika style, the whole 80's rock and love thing would make a pretty decent movie if it wasnt for this weird mashup

[@vza7938]

what do u mean by difference between gods and powerful aliens?

[@alextrill5829]

@@vza7938 at first we were told that Thor, Loki, Heimdall, etc are not gods, just aliens with basically magitek or psionics. Then they became sort of aliens with abilities other Asgardians and Frost Giants lacked. Eventually they started to be called gods again, with drawing strength from their people. But they were still aliens, and their powers being explicitly magic... Then we also got Egyptian gods, magical and otherworldly, and looking different from each other, so they aren't some alien species... Then we got greek/roman gods, but at least two of them are actually Earth-bound Eternals... So what ARE gods? What makes a being qualify as a god? Thanos apparently isn't one, despite being able to kill gods easily. Is Captain Marvel a goddess? Is Valkyrie? If so, was their force an entire army of goddesses? Where did Gorr and Necrosword draw the lines? Literally nothing of this is explained.

[@JoeSyxpack]

They had a whole line of eateries that they didn't show in the movie. There was a vegetarian restaurant called the "Sieg Kale", a Japanese theme candy shop called "Skittle Boy", and a buffet called "Mao's Great Famished".

[@barryb.benson7572]

Imagine being time traveled to the premiere of Love and Blunder after watching Avengers Assemble in 2012

[@hineschris9934]

Honestly the thing that broke me was the kids being kidnapped. The (god butcher) kidnapped a bunch of kids and kept them in a little cage so we can have a scene where the kids in whiny little voices say "Thor will come for us and then you'll be sowwy you big meanie" and gorr hams it up like "oh reaaaally? You think Thor is a match for me mwahahaha" like go back to fighting the power rangers Ivan ooze. TF

[@alextrill5829]

And whole point of kidnapping them was to lure Thor in. Why would Thor come for them? Because he cares. But whole crux of Gorr's crusade is that he is 100% convinced that gods don't care. THEN WHY WOULD HE DEVISE A PLAN THAT HINGES ON ONE CARING?!

[@Koopkiris]

@@alextrill5829 well the sword's curse isn't exactly logic based.

[@SparrowIZ]

yeah dc better right

[@JKurayami]

@@SparrowIZ It is now. I'd take DC over current Marvel any day.

[@bruh-tx7tb]

@@JKurayami DC is still in a much horrific state over marvel tho.

[@chrisberg7862]

I always found it really weird that they made an ice cream shop based on the guy and the weapon that literally killed half the universe and caused people to miss 5 years of their life’s

[@spinosaurusstriker]

​@Gan Tz your example would mske sense if it were the indians the ones making those movies.

[@flagflow1232]

Located in Asgard, a place that had half of it's population killed by Thanos in cold blood, and then another half snapped away. Hell, I'm certain that Heimdall's son has actually been to an ice cream shop based off the guy who killed his freakin' father.

[@emotionaldamage2167]

fr, it’s like they tried to insert the real world into the MCU there. But Thanos hasn’t traumatized everyone in the real world like he did in the MCU (especially Asgard who already had lost 50% of the population before the snap, meaning they got reduced to 25% of their population). That gauntlet would be downright offensive to pretty much everyone. If you were gonna have a gauntlet it would be the Iron Man one since it killed Thanos.

[@arcosprey4811]

@Gan Tz not the same at all bro

[@Cameron_9]

fr it'd be like naming a ice cream shop in real life after nazis or the holocaust 💀

[@johncastel]

Using the infinity gauntlet as an ice cream advertisement is like using a nuke as a mascot in a Japanese ice cream parlor.

[@slackstarfish8133]

This movie actually could have been great. Gorr the god butcher is an amazing fucking villain and scary asf but Taika Watiti really thought it would be better to get the check and turn it into a joke

[@pookling]

Gorr looked like a really intimating villian until we only got 3 minutes of screentime from him :/

[@sethkrueger9294]

I thought he was very intimating throughout - lots of silly exposition, not nearly enough action. Couldn't get the silly sod to shut up, really.

[@captainobvious90]

Yes, very intimate

[@BrokenSIMGlasses]

Thanks to this comment I learned how ridiculously different the word 'intimating' and 'intimidating'

[@TFFAN16]

How I feel about bayverse Megatron

[@notincognito4660]

We need a Snyder cut of this movie. 😂

[@johnsmith5922]

How did you fit the entire movie into three minutes?

[@ZeePro-5054]

Is that a question?

[@male20yearsold]

because the movie itself is actually 3 minutes story... but "extended" lol

[@mintnutella834]

Wdym ? The entire movie is shit, no need to put a long and many scene into it

[@johnsmith5922]

@@mintnutella834 Not sure if you are wooshing me. But it's a joke to the fact the entire movie is trash.

[@AFC2022]

Because The Movie Felt Like it Could’ve Had a Shorten Story lol

[@NickDrinksWater]

Dying of dehydration sounds like the most miserable way to go

[@gtrzmbe9390]

Wish I'd known I was going to the theatre that day "just to suffer."

[@secla_SC]

Taika Waititi literally said that he and Chris Hemsworth sat down, wrote down every random idea they had and made it into a movie. No greater sign of overconfidence from a director than thinking whatever you’ll write down will work.

[@di-gun5791]

IM1 was made like that, I think the idea is just pure trash that's all

[@GameZone-ib7eu]

@@di-gun5791 yes but that movie was made with love and care. The cast and crew really cared about iron man. Thor LAT feels like they were lazy and still thought audience would love it regardless. How wrong they were

[@user-hp9qy5fr4s]

Sad thing is Taika can make good, genuinely fun (and funny) stuff. WWDITS, Our Flag Means Death. This one just felt like he didn't care and I do agree with the sentiment that he was probably overconfident.

[@majorbombas6354]

@@user-hp9qy5fr4s And the best part is that most unused scenes or alternative scenes for THIS movie, are better than ones that ended up in the movie. They must have looked at the original version of the movie where Zeus talks to Thor with patience and wisdom and be like: "Naaah, not funni enough, let's make them talk in the room where Zeus organizes orgies, and let's make Zeus an idiot"

[@JPSimen]

Sean. Bravo, you spelt his name correctly. I said Taco Whattakiwi and was closer than most.

[@TeresaKinsley]

It’s really sad that Thor’s dumb jealousy love triangle between him, Mjolnir & Stormbreaker has been given more focus than Jane’s battle from cancer.

[@JHowOfficial]

Yeah, it's like they couldn't focus on WHY she became Thor, but rather that she just DID. Poorly written Marvel movie, but I'm not surprised because it's phase 4

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

That's because you can't make much jokes about that...

[@JHowOfficial]

@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon The thing is, it shouldn't be a joke. Not every aspect of a Taika Waititi movie needs to have humor, and this is coming from a person who laughs at almost anything

[@jbatts834]

And them making her become Thor and taking his name just ruined the movie and maybe even the MCU

[@TeresaKinsley]

@@jbatts834 Well, Jane is dead & OG Thor is still Thor. So, I wouldn’t be too upset about it.

[@didierlives747]

Gorr finding the oasis shortly after loosing his daughter is part hus tragedy. He was so close to saving her, jet not close enough. This scene is also closely adepted to the original comic.

[@zackarymaher2512]

you forgot quite possibly the worst line in the entire movie: "Eat My hammer"

[@YaBoiDoi]

Taika has always been a guy for stylized comedy movies so who the HELL put him in charge of a movie with a literal "God butcher"

[@evanm4682]

Comedies can't have villains?

[@Joe-vy4nk]

JoJo Rabbit had much more serious subject matter but he still managed to pull that off. I think he's just gotten lazy

[@prismabenddc5117]

@@evanm4682 it’s not that, it’s just that Gorr character deserves a more serious and obscure movie. I will not be like the snydertards or something but a movie with that style would fit more this story

[@muffatoo]

Taika ruins everything he touches

[@mds_main]

Who the hell put him in charge of a movie period

[@ppachek]

I like the part where Jane Foster said "Eat My Hammer!". Truly one of the movies of all time.

[@LegendarySparantus]

It's Fostering time

[@tumharadost1745]

@@LegendarySparantus Foster is died now, So no more fostering

[@dimastrength.studio]

@@LegendarySparantus Well at least we can see "It's Thoring time" in Thor 5.

[@johncook9392]

English well you speak?

[@SuperRamtin]

@@johncook9392 r/woooosh

[@Scroolewse]

This movie existing makes me feel bad for liking Ragnarok

[@Endru85x]

I feel like L&T is Ragnarok cranked to 11, parody of a parody, made by someone who sniffed too much of his farts.

[@murkwithasmirk6877]

Infinity conez makes me laugh because I just imagine a shop named after a famous artist. Call it “adolf’s schnitzels” or something

[@vandangerousinc7001]

Bin Laden Burgers

[@nero9881]

This movie makes Thor:dark world look like a masterpiece

[@adamnbutler]

Thor dark world was a masterpiece though

[@Laila5234]

@@adamnbutler Now Thats Thats some Quality Piece Of Unfunny Joke

[@Laila5234]

Both are Trash But Thor L&T Is more Trash so Yeah.

[@Thodoraras2000]

For me it was

[@frostxc3607]

Nah! I can actually rewatch this, if only the Gorr scenes at least. Dark World is irredeemable garbage.

[@UniqueDimension]

The fact that Thanos didn't just wipeout half of the population of universe but also brutally killed half of the asgardians.

[@derek96720]

Don't forget that Hela also probably killed about half of them when she wiped out their entire army.

[@Jogyot3260]

There is a very small number of them now

[@scandathepole723]

This feels like a 9/11 restaurant

[@UniqueDimension]

@@scandathepole723 lmao

[@amentco8445]

yeah. Those guys couldn't even come back when banner did his snap. They're just dead forever.

[@Little.Twillight]

Nah who tf thought the screaming goats was a funny ideal ?

[@foller2electricboogaloo575]

I mean, the screaming goat was a very funny and popular meme 16 years ago

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

00:45 a Malaysian food concession in my local market has a photo of their old PM meeting Mao Tsetung, which seems like a strange choice to associate with a venue that has enough food.

[@Fillycheesecake]

Tailka Watiti is the type of person who thinks that he is funny and laughs at his own joke.

[@edwardgyan9749]

I don’t think it’s a crime to laugh at your own jokes.

[@tretretre1111]

I don't trust people who can't laugh at their own jokes. Like why even tell it if you don't think it's funny?

[@edwardgyan9749]

@@tretretre1111 exactly. It’s like any form of writing. If you don’t believe in it, don’t expect anyone else to.

[@Brodzzzzz]

100%

[@PathOfDistrAction]

He straight up trash, his name sounds stupid as hell too

[@kunalsingh6413]

Thanos being capitalized is peak capitalism in America

[@fulsman230]

Disney is an expert on that

[@oscarriveraabal9390]

Most realistic part of the film

[@gannielukks1811]

Well, there's a reason they are the most 🇮🇱 country on Earth besides 🇮🇱 itself

[@johngalt2910]

@@gannielukks1811 Spotted the 4chan incel

[@johncook9392]

But was that even America? Wasn't that Norway or Finland or some shit capitalizing on Thanos? Just clarify, I don't actually give a shit as Thor Love and Thunder was pure garbage

[@en6853]

Nice to see Thor 2 : The Dark World is no longer the worst thor movie. Man this was a shit show

[@apolloisnotashirt]

I was on my phone the entire time so I didn't even know this was a bad movie.

[@fulcrum097]

0:48 THANK YOU for pointing that out. I noticed it while in watching the movie for the first time and I sat there like “…didn’t like half the world literally _die_ because of that gauntlet? And then only like a year after everyone comes back they’re making a Thanos themed ice cream shop?” It’s like making a Hitler themed ice cream shop or something 💀💀

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

It's like making a Hitler themed ice cream shop, in the late 1940's, that catered to Jews.

[@ryanmuller1994]

this is the third hitler joke comment i've seen on youtube today bruh and its not even 10AM yet xD

[@coolguy-qu2su]

I wouldn't say it was the same. Don't forget that the gauntlet was also responsible for bringing everyone back to life as well.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

@@coolguy-qu2su The iron man one was, the ice cream shop is clearly based on Thanos' one.

[@quasar9768]

It's like making a nuclear themed shop in Nagasaki in 1950s

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

Naming an ice cream shop named after Thanos is naming an ice cream shop after Hitler except even worse.

[@ananas8548]

Hello there

[@froggyboy-bo1sd]

no its not... thanos did not commit genocide "its different because its random"

[@jaydenvert9168]

@@froggyboy-bo1sd Genocide is genocide.

[@idk27212]

@@froggyboy-bo1sd yikes

[@maxluoma-aho9192]

Its like naming an ice cream shop named after darth vader who you should have beheaded at mustafar when you have the high ground

[@kanyeeast8928]

bro forgot thanos also killed half of the assguardians on the ship☠️

[@meliponalord8892]

That Infinity Gauntlet Ice Cream thing I always found silly. That's like having Gas Chamber Candy Shop, or American Airlines Flight 11 Burgers.

[@Mr.Floyd1984]

She Hulk, Eternals, Captain Marvel, Thor Love and Thunder are masterpieces. I watched them hundreds of times and I did it because I liked it, hell I loved it, I'm itching to do it again.

[@somegenericguy2909]

Most sane person in Ohio

[@themadtitan7603]

They're truly one of the movies and shows of all time. They were written, acted, directed and had...vfx work on them.

[@Keoniiii]

Stop it, get some help- MJ

[@rodrigoesteves6779]

Eternals was by far the best outta these

[@alextrill5829]

Eternals are actually pretty decent and were they a Disney+ show with enough time to develop all characters a bit, they would've been up there with Wandavision for me. As a movie they were still in the better half of Marvel movies, from my point of view.

[@Puggy42069]

Disney really can’t give Thor any respect. Hemsworth deserves better. Fire Watiti.

[@kevingame3198]

he’s busy with Star Wars at the moment since he did a good job with Jojo rabbit in 2019

[@fernatikslac]

Watiti was actually trying to do a good job, Disney was the one mocking everything up

[@Some_guy-on-the-internet]

He made free guy I’m going to assume it wasn’t his fault and Disney just shit in his mouth which is what happened with the Mandalorian

[@OrthoHoppean]

Hemsworth was the first with the idea of turning Thor into a joke

[@neroidius6915]

I remember back in the phase 3 years when Age of Ultron was the movie that everyone said wasn’t serious enough and sacrificed the feeling of urgency for a bunch of jokes. But when it came to Hulk’s trauma, Nat’s upbringing, Ultron’s liminal comprehension, and Thor’s visions, even Joss Whedon knew it was time to pause the jokes and focus on the gravity of the situation or character development. Plus, the jokes were actually still funny back then

[@futureshadowlp334]

building a thanos themed ice cream shop is like building a hitler themed pizza place 💀

[@johnvermintide]

what bothers me is that they make gorr's necrosword literally look like a normal sword while hela's necroswords look like gorr's actual comic accurate necrosword.

[@truthseekerodinson5094]

Good point. They could have linked the 2 even. Hela was off-the-charts powerful and had the chops to be a god-butcher herself. Her demise from Surtur could have passed along her power (necrosword) in the same way that the Odinforce passed over to Thor. That would have been an interesting storyline.

[@pampapumpup4902]

"Infinity cones" is the equivalent to making a 9/11 themed amusement park

[@di-gun5791]

it's like what if japan made fatman and little boy amusement park

[@sonicinfinity1871]

I loved the part where Jane said "It's hammering time," and hammered all over the screen.

[@Jules.69]

You'd think the infinity gauntlet would be like a fucking swastika to the people in the marvel world ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@ChristianBale8383]

I feel bad for Christian Bale my man literally carry the whole movie

[@DarkAngel-dc3te]

this movie feel a lot like a parody than a real movie

[@travtagonist3]

A Superhero Movie type parody

[@aligmal5031]

feels like bloopers that you see after finishing a movie

[@angelglass2618]

My God how Natalie Portman How did I go from making masterpieces like Black Swan to this piece of shame

[@javierszapari5836]

This is the best review about the worst trash of Disney's Marvel.

[@Josh-si6ds]

I've never been mad watching a movie until Love and Thunder. The ridiculous humor and Thor being a complete doofus was physically frustrating to watch. I wasn't even watching in a theatre and I still wanted to walk out by how annoying it was. Ragnarok was already pushing it for me (IMO), but this movie just dialled it up in the worst way

[@ahmedsachwani2868]

Imagine a movie being so bad that it would make you walk out of your own house

[@fatezero8662]

Heck even just learning that the title is called Love and Thunder was already alarming for me, Ragnarok was still Ragnarok because Marvel already endorsed it so waititi had no choice so he still adapted the apocalypse but with annoying humor. So him naming the fourth one Love and Thunder was basically a vanity project that means he has full creative control. Smh

[@yaboirezzy]

I agree, Thor went from one of the most badass marvel heroes into Knuckles from the sonic games (especially the Boom era)

[@Josh-si6ds]

@@ahmedsachwani2868 the absolute horror of stepping outside

[@M27ha]

I watched it at home and I struggled not to turn it off. The scene where Thor rides Stormbreaker like a frigging witch on a broomstick was almost the breaking point. And then it got worse.

[@jeffreydean5112]

the fact that you got it down to 3 mins is impressive. I thought you'd just upload the movie and let it play for itself.

[@jasonsenter1646]

Ikr. The fact that there’s so many other cringe scenes that couldn’t make it into this fast paced video trying to clip everything really goes to show how bad this movie was

[@wentaoguan]

he wanted to but didn't want to get copy striked

[@maurycyoseka1057]

0:36 I like the segment with the baby Thor.

[@tvdforever5147]

The only good thing in the movie was Christian Bale's acting

[@zachryder3150]

At the very least Natalie Portman is still fine as hell.

[@archerboy7922]

Natalie Portman's always been fine asf

[@wyattlundrigan4740]

The blonde hair look 👌😍

[@polar7rulz]

ty cgi

[@georgeuferov1497]

And very muscular...

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@georgeuferov1497 CGI

[@356MONKEYMAN]

Gorr finding an oasis right after his daughter died isn't really trash, just tragic. The rest? Yeah, pretty trash.

[@mvpistakenbyme818]

L Gorr ... Honestly his daughter should have lasted a bit longer ngl

[@leomolina1605]

Me personally I would’ve just survived

[@mashrafi157]

Like the mist blowing over at the end of The Mist 2007

[@ZoilZ]

​@@mashrafi157bro hahaha that ending made me laugh The military actually won when the main characters shot each others head

[@jiocrestfall]

that last one was really what was needed tbh and ty; subbed.

[@dreamwalker2865]

What upset me the most about this movie is they bring Jane Foster back after all these years and got her back together with Thor just too kill her off in the end, and you introduced her as the mighty thor, a new superhero and just kill her off in the end. Just like what they did with the illuminati.

[@themadtitan7603]

As someone who never got the hype for Ragnarok and thought it was trying hard to be goofy and subversive of everything we expect of Thor. I'll say, that film was largely decent outside it's comedy, Love and Thunder feels like they shot the film with an early, unpolished draft. And I'm enjoying this current anti-Taika Thor era.

[@woosh_hunter]

wise words from the titan

[@fatezero8662]

Heck even just learning that the title is called Love and Thunder was already alarming for me, Ragnarok was still Ragnarok because Marvel already endorsed it so waititi had no choice so he still adapted the apocalypse but with annoying humor. So him naming the fourth one Love and Thunder was basically a vanity project that means he has full creative control. Smh

[@SkwurlOverlord]

I can relate to that. I did think they overdid the humor in Ragnorok. Not saying it wasn't funny, I just don't think it should've been THAT funny. At least most of the humor in Ragnorok landed though, Love and Thunder had so much unnecessary humor that a lot of the time never really landed

[@user-nv2wt4hi8t]

I absolutely adore how this movie was so unspeakably dreadful, that the anti-Taika Thor era you speak of arrived within days after the movie was released and now 5 months later is going strong.

[@themadtitan7603]

@@user-nv2wt4hi8t People suddenly turned against Taika, as if he wasn't just praised earlier that year for Ragnarok or any of his other films. Suddenly, according to many on the internet, he was a poor director.

[@yrrr4871]

Ironic how DC's 2022 releases were better than Marvels 2022 releases

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Only like, The Batman was good. That's it. Morbius was way better than that.

[@lennyscontent8002]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 the Batman shits on any Mcu movie besides iron man and captain America the winter solider

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

@@lennyscontent8002 what does that have to do with anything

[@Kimpoy97]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 seems like an 8 yrs old kid would like morbius and love and thunder. Lol

[@alphaleporis329]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 Morbius 🤣🤣

[@TheUnknown-vg1zx]

When Jane was like "mY nAmE, iS nOt LADY ThOr. iTs MIGHTY ThOr. Or DOCTOR jAnE fOsTeR 💅" As if it were a terrible thing to be a Lady. Like, I thought Thor was the Mighty Thor? Idk who this chick thinks she is 😂

[@jesser6229]

it's always Taika Watiti thinking his sense of humour is funny when it's subjectively utterly dogshit

[@emi3710]

You forgot the most horrible joke in the whole movie, the one about the grenade which was actually a speaker.When they made that joke I couldn't help but feel ashamed even more than when my parents and I were watching a movie and a sexual act happened.

[@darlamurillo4546]

I can’t 😭😭😭

[@NoName-eq9md]

At that point the parents would've quit the movie and played PornHub's top hits instead.

[@casperh.b8841]

I don't see what is so wrong about it? Is it even a joke? Lol. Please elaborate on why it was bad and maybe even an explanation, because i clearly missed the entirety of that scene.

[@351cleavland]

When you're in the same room with your parents and the sexual act on TV happen that's when you start asking your parents what's happening on the screen. And "do they love each other?

[@cesarcedeno5362]

When Thor gave His Powers to the kids,I almost walked out of the theater.

[@brickbanditstudios6037]

Good thing I didn’t go to the theaters to watch it (I watched it on Disney+) and honestly I felt sorry that you have to watched that one… 😓

[@Weigazod]

@@brickbanditstudios6037 Lucky me, I didn't subscribe to that shit.

[@Endru85x]

I did not even pay for this movie,and i sitll demand a refund for BS like this actually happpening on screen.

[@loloverlord1664]

Sadly, this movie was much longer than only 3 minutes...

[@phenomenonk1]

Russell crowe as Zeus was such a wasted Potential. We could have had a menacing, allmighty Mentor.

[@crimsonnick4843]

I love a good ol marvel comedy movie. But this. I can't even begin to describe the pain in my chest like a dagger constantly poking at my heart and my brain slowly shrinking the further I watched the movie. It was a good waste of 2 hours

[@jasonsquelch53]

Marvel has the wrong idea nowadays, making an Ant-man movie the super serious ones with high stakes and making a Thor movie that deserves to be serious with high stakes into a comedy

[@danwilliams1989]

Having an ice cream parlor based off the weapon that decimated half of the universe is like opening a sushi restaurant themed after the Little Boy uranium bomb.

[@isaacattacks]

Take that, Nuka Cola

[@shesthemanful]

How do u feel about the fat man mini nuke launcher in fallout series? Though I think it’s called something else in Japanese versions of the games

[@Acesspaded]

@@shesthemanful actually I don’t think the whole bombing in Japan happens in the fallout world. Since you only find lore about the USA and communist China in the game fighting and bombing each other.

[@thecatfather857]

@@isaacattacks This tickles me as a Fallout fan.

[@thecatfather857]

@@shesthemanful Yeah, it was. Fallout Wiki says it was renamed to the Nuka Launcher in the Japanese translation for Fallout 3 and New Vegas. It doesn't elaborate if this is also the case for later installments, though.

[@tartarusdivision1054]

Taika Redditi is one of the chief architects of the great downfall of humanity which quietly began almost a decade ago

[@salazardeltoro4561]

Nothing says "ice cream" like universe-wide genocide.

[@02_Nman]

I actually liked Bale's Gorr in the movie. Its just really too bad his character got butchered by a bunch of unfunny jokes and plot convenience.

[@pyromaniac709]

0:53 "Half of the population AND Loki?" Love how Loki has special place besides all humanity🤣🤣

[@far5527]

I mean, he once tried to conquer the earth and a servant of thanos

[@ilovefortnite46]

he's loki of course he needs a special place beside them

[@yogsoggoth]

I mean, he IS main character's family.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Russo Brothers: *Portrays Thor being burdened by the guilt of the deaths of his brother, his people, and half of the universe Taika: Hehe, Thanos theme park.