The Rise Of Skywalker BUT It's Just Lazy Writing

[@Nutsa]

Part two out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4q8eZeVbqpoh9U

[@stupidthings360]

whoa how is it that i come to watch this video right when u post another

[@a.v.w]

I just got this as a recommendation, gonna check p2 out.

[@can_I_get_a_waffle]

Just put the whole movie next time

[@a.v.w]

@@can_I_get_a_waffle I mean, it would be comedy. The whole movie is a joke afterall.

[@can_I_get_a_waffle]

@@a.v.w si

[@6.coloured.pictures]

Imagine being a soldier and you get called into a briefing room and they just go “somehow hitler returned”

[@joesheridan6209]

lmao

[@ryanericson2588]

I'm done 😂😂 and they do it in 2044 🤣🤣

[@brendansheehan810]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@timothybeavinofficial]

Good one bro XD

[@Q2Cockatiel]

Different from ep. IX, this could make a great movie

[@Oli.V]

My favorite part of “somehow palpatine returned,” is that Oscar Isaac is trying his best to make that line sound reasonable but he just can’t and we can’t fault him for that

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

Making an actor like him try to make that line sound reasonable is like telling Gordon Ramsay to try to make a piece of turd taste good.

[@C_Cooke]

You can just hear the cringe in his voice.

[@theAverageJoe25]

It’s just like Hayden in the prequel trilogy

[@jw9565]

@@theAverageJoe25 Hayden actually did a phenomenal job.

[@aakarshasoka6335]

Hayden was very good for the material he was given, especially in Rots.

[@glaucotronchin4153]

"Rey... " "Rey who?" "Reyd, Shadow Legends"

[@kumarsnehal1008]

Lmao

[@balaramchowdary9]

This is G.O.A.T comment

[@apol4846]

That caught me off guard XD

[@Username-qu1jt]

I laughed so hard I nutted

[@theworld4152]

This is hilarious

[@Rotj6]

I love it when I'm in the middle of a barren desert and someone approaches me out of nowhere and asks for my first name and last name

[@renderproductions1032]

She was trying to reach her about her car’s extended warranty

[@sadpepe7451]

I mean she could live near there and just be confused about why there’s a stranger near her land

[@Gnomelander1400]

@@sadpepe7451ah yes her land in a barren desert

[@sadpepe7451]

@@Gnomelander1400 the Owen’s owned there farm this comment confuses mee

[@sadpepe7451]

@Gatapult that’s not what I said though I’m just explaining that Owen owned his little farm so she could still have land

[@hookedonphoenix3112]

“Somehow Palpatine returned.” It’s like a note taken during a story boarding meeting, but it’s in the script.

[@zixiv3144]

Lol true

[@guyfriendly8984]

"Are we going to flesh that out later in the writing process?" "Yeah, of course we are. We'll just have this book mark in until it's time to start filming."

[@dragonchannek4843]

on his context the line makes perfect sense actually

[@spookwavevevo]

@@dragonchannek4843 no way youre defending "somehow palpatine returned"

[@dragonchannek4843]

@@spookwavevevo bruh maybe the line sound stupid (and it is sort of) but taken in the context it makes perfect sense , how Poe dameron is supposed to know how papa palpy returned?

[@OkayAlright]

I love how the old lady has to ask "Rey who" instead of just saying "hello Rey nice to meet you" like a normal person

[@goodnight01687]

never in my life have i heard anyone legitimately say "hello (name) nice to meet you"

[@tiesdijkmans]

I mean I don't wanna play the devils advocate but the lady could have asked that because she knew that Luke and the fam lived there. Shes older than like so she might have known them which is why she wants to know who is at their old house

[@californiansniper2133]

@@tiesdijkmans you’re telling me that this old lady has lore?

[@tiesdijkmans]

@@californiansniper2133 possibly

[@tiesdijkmans]

@@californiansniper2133 plot twist, the lady is one of the stormtroopers that killed lukes aunt and uncle

[@giovannicolombo351]

"Somehow Palpatine returned." "How?" "Some."

[@felynecomrade]

"A good question- for another time." "Oh, so like the next movie?" "No." "Oh, the one after, then." "No, not then either."

[@crowdedcrouton]

Because money $

[@rasmusolsen441]

Imagine if Finn happend to be force sensitive too and Rey turned to the dark side and Kylo joined up with his dad in the end after all and trained Finn to fight Rey. That would have been an interesting movie IMO

[@itshisfault3782]

Lm ao ooooo

[@illusioNery]

@@rasmusolsen441 Are you sure you’re not a writer at Lucas Films? Cause that sounds as garbage as TLJ

[@rgerber]

dont forget the knife that just happens to match up with the Death Star wreckage PERFECTLY if you just happend to stand at the exact perfect location

[@Handlelesswithme]

Even in the official post story comics they waited a pretty long while before bringing back Palpatine for exactly one arc

[@archimetropolis]

What's even funnier is that the dagger was made before the death star got destroyed

[@Imlaor25]

This whole trilogy got that “it’s 7 PM, big project is due tomorrow, I still don’t know what I want to write about, I’ll just wing it because I have to write something” vibe to it.

[@sladewilson9273]

I'd say the first half hour to hour of force awakens was decent maybe actually good but then fell apart and only got worse and worse from their to the last movie. I can't comprehend how someone did not read the last Jedi script or while filming notice the many errors and poorly thought plot points. Ryan couldn't keep his own characters consistent and make sense. It's like every scene/location was written by a different person with no clue.

[@wingthomaux]

Slade Wilson agreed. Kylo seemed like an powerful and interesting villain and Finn was the protagonist. Then they met Rey and yeah....

[@fynkozari9271]

Imagine making big bucks 1.3 billion ep8 (2bil ep7) and produce a garbage like ep9.

[@sladewilson9273]

@@fynkozari9271 What kind of dumb statement/point is that? Ya bad movies all were profitable while bringing in less. Also it's almost like garbage like 9 did bad because a lot of fans stopped caring after the garbage of 8 as well. Practically all three were bad scripting, dumb characters, poor plots, and only made to bring in money not tell a good story or bring legit entertainment to everyone.

[@TeslaKuhn8]

The last installation they literally had to rewrite at the last second because people responded so badly to the initial screenings.

[@motivated7203]

"So how will Rey kill Palpatine?" "Two lightsaber"

[@scottbecker4367]

"He's the most powerful sith though." "Hmm...one liner!"

[@TheShaneglass05]

This was one of the worst things I saw in the movie. I’m like wtf just happened. This scene made me wanna leave the movie theatre

[@abloodynova7625]

@@TheShaneglass05 I watched the cam recorded version with Chinese subtitles permanently embedded behind the digital English sub in my room, and even I felt the urge to leave the room.

[@TheShaneglass05]

@@abloodynova7625 lmao that’s rough

[@cornonthekobi]

@@TheShaneglass05 the lack of enthusiasm in my cinema was hilarious. during the big granddaughter reveal no one batted an eye, and when Rey and Ben kissed some people actually groaned

[@eman7183]

*Palpatine Returns Anakin’s spirt “did my whole 6 movie character arc mean nothing to you????”

[@Azachor]

Apparently so

[@keanne2014]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFISED!!??

[@gustavogutierrez6568]

To Kennedy basically

[@theAverageJoe25]

It was actually in the comics

[@austin1470]

Disney: “NOPE”

[@neptunethemystic5135]

The coalition in 1815: "Somehow Napoleon returned"

[@CsnvLsRnst]

To be fair, that's probably the one time in History when such words and reaction actually fit.

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

Well, they didn't make the same mistake twice.🤣🤣🤣

[@pseudohacker]

Underrated comment

[@goldenretrieversarethebest8119]

severely underrated reply

[@CarsonG-hq3mq]

🤣🤣🤣

[@swiftplus7398]

Interviewer - "John, could you describe your character Finn's entire arc in one word?" John Boyega -"REYYYYY"

[@xopowiychelovek674]

90% REY 10% I have a filling

[@Kryton690-m3e]

It's a shame how much potential Finn had as a character only to be ruined and turned into nothing but shouting Rey

[@VampireNewl]

"So my character was esentially a child super soldier who defected from the enemy he's now fighting and is on a quest to find himself" - Finn "Ok, so how do you that effects how the character acts?" - Interviewer "Not at all, he mostly follows people around, cries out for his friend to do things and spends the whole time as comic relief" - Finn

[@TFIta369]

Scratch "arc".

[@peel1047]

Btw what was finn about to tell rey ?

[@PorkotylerClips]

I loved the “somehow”. At this point the writers were like “screw it we’re not even going to explain this one”.

[@Rvs_.]

Just like Kilo and Rey picking objects from each other without even be in the same planet. They didn't explain that too. And a couple of other things. If someone ask me how I feel watching those movies, I would say: Deception.

[@arafe.1012]

Deception makes more sense, at least they have a reason, not well explained but still makes sense CAUSE DREAM LOGIC. Dreams don't have limits The force does

[@mrgreenboy644]

Which is even worse since it's one of the most important scenes in this 'movie'

[@walkupe]

@@Rvs_. are they supposed to explain that Force power? I don't think so lol

[@fynkozari9271]

Why is Daisy Ridley looking hot?

[@wesker964]

"Somehow Palpatine is still alive" "okay, but how tho?" "Somehow"

[@Firelord91021]

"Cloning" "OK but how exactly did he he survive" "Gotta read the novelization man"

[@kumarsnehal1008]

He managed to survive being electrified from the reactor core And managed to survive the death Star expolsion So simple why can't people understand

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744]

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural"

[@darkskull1982]

"A good question for another time."

[@seg162]

@@Firelord91021 _"What_ novelization? Those aren't canon..."

[@sentientcalcium]

General Hux being the spy after personally overseeing the firing of Starkiller base is just ridiculous. What was Abrams smoking

[@TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows]

Meth with a little bit of crack in it! 😂

[@crazyralph6386]

I forgot about that! What an unmitigated mess of a trilogy. 😂

[@loam]

That's pain stupid

[@Drkacsabaszk]

Pure, crystalized money.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

ikr, that's like revealing that Moff Tarkin was the one who purposefully leaked the Death Star plans. 🤦‍♂

[@Mobius118]

“Rise of Skywalker but it’s just lazy writing” *does not show entire movie* Me: “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete”

[@SpyrosKoronis]

BeCAuSe SoMeOnE eRaSeD iT fRoM tHe ArChIvE mEmRy

[@michaelmeijerhof7663]

Nah bro every Babu Frik scene was incredible

[@herosshade7887]

Yeah I was like bro where’s the whole movie at.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Babu Frik: "WOHOOOO!" I cry evry tiem

[@hewhobattles8869]

No, the archives are complete. I just don't think this person was able to sit through the movie again, much less upload it to YT

[@canceled6041]

“Who are you?” “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “ReyVENGE OF THE SITH.”

[@brezzendorf]

Ahaha HISHE, good

[@hobomike6935]

MUAH HAHAHAHAHAH! *cuts down everything before her with saberstaff*

[@tantris2876]

Reymond Shields

[@xgamer1486]

ReyD Shadow Legends

[@ejosjek52.87]

Rey who? Re-PALPATINE

[@officialmonarchmusic]

"The Rise of Skywalker but it's just lazy writing" That would be the whole movie

[@caleron6945]

Came here for this comment

[@mist0804]

Yeah like why ain't this at least an hour long

[@theclayishone]

The whole latest trilogy.

[@jaredhammonds8255]

They fly now

[@TheGameCapsule]

I was going to write that but I was like, "I'm sure somebody already -- yeah here it is."

[@FunctioningFunctionX]

I legitimately swear that my inside cried itself out on the “Rey Skywalker” scene. Why

[@Zinovad]

That forced Tatooine shot, trying so hard to make us appreciate that they lazily copy the famous Luke shot. As if the writing and the actress wasn't cringe enough.

[@lezard2102]

Is because she WOHman and she strong. She strong wo-man, therefore she better than Luke and Anankin, so she name is Strong Wooman Skywalker

[@aaaacarolina]

is oscar issac acting while saying "somehow palpatine returned" or is that just his completete disappointment in having to say those lines? we'll never know, but we can guess

[@Euruzilys]

It was very believable, either way.

[@Enzo012]

A little of both?

[@baierogers5096]

I mean, If he was genuinely disappointed in those lines... could you really blame him?

[@Hykje]

"Okay JJ -I said it -can I go home now."

[@sirprize5191]

He was brutal in the interviews, saying he wishes he was killed off, that he didn't know what he was getting into. Very likely he was inserting his disappointment into the scene. He seemed to know the movies and pointed out some inconsistencies too. Before I saw the scene I actually got the feeling it was an out of script, real disappointment, I'd say it's near %99 intentional.

[@fullmetalandtheflame438]

Poor Oscar Isaac. You could tell he felt so dead inside delivering some of his lines.

[@B-Man-69]

Just watch him in Ex-Machina. His role in that movie was damn well because the movie is good.

[@fullmetalandtheflame438]

@@B-Man-69 I’ve seen it. I’ve seen a lot of his movies.

[@Nopeasaurus]

He gets paid a hell of a ton of money, I'm sure he'll be okay.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

@@B-Man-69 so glad he gave Disney another chance with Moon Knight

[@inserisciunnome]

@@zzskyninjazz1821 that man Is incredibly skilled at coming across as two different people at the same time. Its honestly Amazing, you don't even realize its the same actor for most of the time, they seem so different

[@Boss-zo4lw]

“This dagger... has done terrible things...” Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children

[@christianriddler5063]

@XenGlaris xD wtf lol

[@LeeHatake93]

Can’t spell slaughter without laughter

[@No1dz24]

@@LeeHatake93 i shouldn't have laughed so hard

[@aurelia8028]

Still a cool lightsaber, though

[@vividly94]

@@LeeHatake93 literally an early 2000's emo song title lol

[@notoriouslemon6634]

"They fly now?!" Wait till they hear about a funny little place called Mandalore

[@jamesbellefeuille2926]

The fact is this movie completely insulted the fans' intelligence.

[@yurikendal4868]

Jetpacks where a thing before this

[@MrNeonz-fk2ky]

With this plot logic it would’ve made more sense for Jar Jar to have just suddenly been behind it all, the one and only true Sith Lord.

[@Toasty_93]

The fact that this would actually make more sense is alarming.

[@miamor2624]

Honestly, revealing Jar Jar is somehow the clone or reincarnation of Darth Plagueis or Darth Tenebrous and the mastermind behind Snoke would have been a way better narrative and twist.

[@Kain1805]

I mean there's a reason that theory came up even before the sequels. And many including me are sure that's what Lucas originally had in mind

[@Howlingburd19]

But he already is the one and only true Sith Lord. That theory has been proven true lots of times!!!

[@rland8459]

Misa sith........

[@najmussaqib7055]

One of the major things this movie lacked was a background laughing track.

[@ekosh6266]

Lol right at the spy scene.

[@jjwang7597]

“Rey, you’re a Palpatine” *Freeze frame on Rey’s face, cue bigbangtheory_audiencelaugh.mp3 and Seinfeld theme, slow fade to black and roll credits*

[@Zachary-]

Unlike the big bang theory, we don't have to be told when to laugh at this embarrassment.

[@arcadius2569]

Never have I needed something in my life more. Although the cinema experience was almost there, audience laughed a few times and not at the "jokes"!

[@Brianna-ns7iy]

That would have improved it greatly

[@mmeikol]

Fun fact: Oscar Isaac never rehearsed his lines, he was actually in disbelief the whole time

[@adcppk9884]

No way

[@_predictedscroll_923]

If it wisney fur yer wellies where wid ye be

[@spelareNR14]

He lost his new hope....

[@_predictedscroll_923]

A wa doukt da droukt a Kenty winy hiy rooka mera senta herea honcy nae kenty wak n a wa kenty wa and lady gaga touring with Beyonce

[@charlesostrowski202]

Source?

[@gurkenfliege2400]

Y‘know, the problem isn’t even that Kylo survived that crash, but the fact that he survived that WITHOUT EVEN A SINGLE SCRATCH

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

I will never understand, "They fly now" x3 It's like, bruh, they've been flying since the clone wars

[@postmanpat8166]

I was cringing at that in the trailer

[@Rvs_.]

@@postmanpat8166 I just watched the movie and, its horrible lol. Especially this line

[@postmanpat8166]

@@Rvs_. I saw it when it came out and it should be below free they should PAY you to watch the shit show

[@littledrummerofDEATH]

Such a cringe inducing line too

[@fridaynightnicktoons6885]

Since BEFORE then. Attack of the clone had jet packs on droid/clones/the freaking source of all clones!

[@expred]

There were a thousand things that upset me about this trilogy, but I think the saddest part is that Finn's character actually had potential to be very interesting, being a stormtrooper with PTSD who changes sides. At the very first I thought, "wow this will be cool!" But then they just make him scream "REY!" a hundred times and remove his personality completely. Not even going to start talking about all the other problems.

[@timkingsemail]

Agree Boyega’s better than all of the sequels

[@zasterheffor]

In other words, they tokenized him - along with many other characters. Hard to write exceptional material when the writers themselves are simply out-of-touch, and are only where they are because of their family trust, social credit, etc., rather than because of their merit or skill.

[@hachi666roku]

Imagine an Oscar Award for supporting actor who screams out the protagonist name in an Anxious manner… Shia Labeuf (or however its spelled) *Optimaaaauuus* And this guy *Reeeeeeeeeyeyeyey*

[@zasterheffor]

@@hachi666roku Imagine not understanding the difference between an actor and a script writer...? Or deriding an actor that himself - among others in the very same film - was VERY unsatisfied with how their characters were written. Talk about living in an alternate universe...

[@e.m.1766]

They did that bc a black character cant be a hero in the Chinese market.

[@Wertsir]

I like how Rey doesn’t even care about the people who died on the ship, so long as Chewie wasn’t on it.

[@darkironyoshi]

I like how Luke killed all those people on the death star and didn't care. And he MEANT to blow it up. Truly a champion of hope.

[@konradlamm9243]

@@darkironyoshi bruh what? If he hadnt destroyed it, they would have kept their planet nuking weapon. What was he supposed to do? Wait until the fucking thing rusts?

[@hyperion3145]

@@darkironyoshi There's a pretty big difference between a ship of your own people and a superweapon that's sole purpose is to blow up planets.

[@jeremycortes6349]

I mean. I don’t care either so long as chewie wasn’t on it lmaooooo

[@DrexelPretzel]

@@darkironyoshi found the sequel fan😂😂

[@naterobertson3908]

"Rey who" *stares into distance with no answer* "i asked a question, stop ignoring me" or "who tf are you"

[@Lord_Megatron_TFP]

i cant imagine the amount of confusion in that lady's mind like bro answer the question 💀

[@yurikendal4868]

"what's she staring at?"​@@Lord_Megatron_TFP

[@bellaqua4324]

I didn't watch RoS so i thought "somehow palpatine returns" is a meme It's actually line spoken in the movie..

[@jjwang7597]

Yeah don’t watch it, it’s not worth it Unless you wanna end up hating the sequels 3x as much as before

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

@@jjwang7597 I watched the first and second and I just could fucking not... It felt so off...

[@camilodelfierroacevedo5292]

@@traceyjacobsen8544 Same here, I didn´t bother to watch the third one...

[@drago5801]

I haven’t watched the second one

[@grayski3324]

@@drago5801 You saved a ton of braincells by not watching TLJ, mate. The plot falls apart at the slightest moment of thought and if you gave a shit about Luke's character then that film may/will piss you off.

[@omega-rattrap]

Finn: “tHeY fLy nOw!?!” Poe: “.....wait seriously, Finn? You were a Storm Trooper. How do you not know this? They’ve had jetpacks for decades!!! Didn’t they teach you about the Clone Wars when they brainwashed you???”

[@gskyon]

The sad part is that even the actor knew that. Goes to show how little saying anyone ever have in the Disney Corporations. It is like someone said, The Walt Disney Corporation has become much less Disney and much more a Corporation.

[@waffelo4681]

@@gskyon they should've let mandalorian director direct this movie luk

[@shmavster4209]

@@waffelo4681 should of let him direct the whole damn trilogy

[@waffelo4681]

@@shmavster4209 yeppo

[@applepie1272]

They're not flying There falling with style

[@jhollo]

Sees the length of the video: “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.”

[@cringeworthy4755]

Yeah it should be longer Luckily there’s a part 2 🤗

[@jacksonkeller4333]

I was expecting a complete re-upload of the movie, but I guess that would get copyright banned 😂

[@Ammarnafiz12345]

Gonna cry?

[@AlchemillaRed]

@@Ammarnafiz12345 Grow a pair.

[@jhollo]

@@Ammarnafiz12345 I missed the part where that's my problem

[@CamRebires]

I just love how ol' JJ writes the whole subtext INTO THE SCRIPT. Like in part 7, where Kylo and Rey read each other's minds to literally read the subtext out loud. Or the scene here with Rey, where she realizes Chewy must be alive and Fin replies with a question enabling her to LITERALLY STATE THE IMPLICATIONS. GODDAMMIT, JJ!!

[@Heb_N]

JJ puts cinema (if you can call his work that) into layman's terms making it as simpul N EZ 2 folow for de mases

[@Luiz997488]

"Rey who?" "Reyse these nuts to your forehead." "Got dayum"

[@enochyawwiredu7170]

"GANEEE HA GANEE"

[@comrademoshi1028]

LMAO

[@kingstonajay]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO

[@tux75]

I still can't believe that Disney did not have a basic plan. They literally thought they could wing it like a student that has a paper due tomorrow

[@0giraffe0]

It seems to be a trend as that's exactly how Kenobi and Boba felt. What terrible shows.

[@riz6875]

The worst part is that George Lucas had so much stuff mapped out for the sequels before he sold it to Disney and they just saw that and were like “nah we can do it better”

[@DMDadventures]

@@riz6875 he did The worst mistake of his life

[@therealroyhobbs]

thats what you get when you're consumed with stupid agendas, Disney was only focusing on their feminazi agenda, and forgot to write a story

[@therealroyhobbs]

@Anthony Angelo kenobi was unnecessary as well. All just to make reeva some kind of important character, which she is not. Typical Kennedy doings

[@AllysaGraceAAmora]

the circus music should've just been the whole movie's soundtrack

[@AllysaGraceAAmora]

also i just realized this but Finn is literally that side character that just yells after the protagonist but it's gender swapped lol

[@y2123-l8c]

@@AllysaGraceAAmora yeah lmao

[@rolorolo8844]

@@AllysaGraceAAmora its the new sakura

[@georgeofhamilton]

Sad that this is the last _Star Wars_ movie John Williams will ever compose for.

[@oscartrevino461]

The new trilogy’s a circus and Rian Johnson and what’s her face are the main event. ( I don’t remember that one lady’s name and I’d like to keep it that way)

[@auxvii]

Anakin Skywalker destroyed the sith, killing Palpatine and liberating himself from the dark side. “Somehow Palpatine returned” completely dismantled the prophecy..

[@Y-4.]

“Somehow, Palpatine returned,” “How could he?” “Source(s): Dude trust me.”

[@Blahander]

Something something Dark Side something mysterious ways something.

[@Necroxion]

Oh nah there's an explanation of him returning ...in Fortnite...

[@birdrat2656]

Source: ( God works in mysterious ways)

[@Negol-ele]

i PROMISE YOU he's BACK BOOYYYYSSS

[@isaiahdrye218]

Lmaoo

[@5thHouse]

I feel like realistically, when she tells the old woman, "I'm Rey", the old lady would've just been all, "Hi Ray, my name is Ethel." Instead of all, "Ray WHO!?"

[@Lorfo11]

Especially when surnames don't seem to be that common in Star Wars.

[@datwhiteboi6256]

Honestly could have worked if they had more dialogue explained, the old lady should have been a friend of Luke's aunt and uncle/adoptive parents. A lot could have been done to make that scene actually work.

[@SKyrim190]

It's supposedly set up when that alien kid in Hippie Festival Planet talks to her a little bit and she doesn't have a full name

[@gwp4eva]

@@user-wi5vd2ud7z Finn, Qi’Ra, Rex, Lobot, Phasma Yoda, Chewbacca, Greedo, Jabba, Snoke

[@steviedmrbk5179]

Fuckin' Ethel lmao, of all the names you could have used lol, thx 🤣😂😆🤪

[@phillyskyguy9535]

Weird, you didn't upload the whole movie

[@beckettmaffei]

I wish you said, "This isn't even close to all of the bad writing." and so I could've replied saying, "That would be pirating."

[@demosxn6722]

Or the whole trilogy

[@ajward9112]

I’m sure the thought was very tempting, but nobody likes copyright strikes

[@johnbennett951]

💀💀💀

[@ethanchua6565]

"impossible. perhaps the archives are incomplete"

[@ryanbarham8464]

I half-expected this to just be a sped-up version of the entire movie.

[@J1283-s1k]

It's astonishing to me how in the space of like 4 years (2015-2019) between the trailer for episode 7 and the release of episode 9, Finn went from looking like he would be a stormtrooper filled with PTSD from the horrors of galactic war, perhaps becoming a Jedi more so out of pragmatism in an attempt to escape his past, as opposed to actual faith and understanding in the religion, to a guy always just kind of around, doing nothing of importance, significance or consequence beyond howling 'REEEEEEEEEEY' as often as he can. Truly astonishing.

[@Rvs_.]

YES MAN, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK HE WOULD BE. But he turn to a bad character. Such a lose of a good character...

[@J1283-s1k]

@@Rvs_. It's hysterical isn't it, how clearly it all was to make, only for them to utterly mess it up in the most ridiculously left field way possible. And I'm not downplaying how difficult it must be to write a trilogy but the outline was 100% there and they squandered it to make it so that Finn's first combat mission was what broke him, despite having the chance for him to have weight on his soul of years of war and galactic conquest and having him turn out to have worked janitor duty, which gets a confused look by Han. Just atrocious.

[@abbery9202]

The sequels are terrible what can I say Literally dogshit

[@J1283-s1k]

@@abbery9202 A perpetual downhill slope of absolute disappointment and bad choices. What a joke of a sequel trilogy.

[@jaremakarwowski1574]

There is sow much of development to Play with, like he is believeing on a couse, becomes a Jedi but is engulfed by emotions and thus prone to the dark side. He takes initiative and faila beacouse of that, then Luke teaches him the right way and they win.

[@randehmarsh40689]

Imagine how excited Oscar must have been to be in this movie. He loved these movies as a kid, and his most memorable line in the entire movie is the equivalent of Disney saying, “Yeah Palpatines back, we dont know why, figure it out yourselves lmao”

[@endoskel9262]

I genuinely laughed at the delivery, the guy looked so disappointed when he had to say that

[@vaeger2947]

Legit a fanfic writer

[@ACE112ACE112]

THEY FLY NOW!!!!!

[@martind2520]

If you loved this movie as a kid, then you're still a kid.

[@SomeoneThatIsHappy]

@@martind2520 he said these movies not this movie

[@zenniththefolf4888]

The worst part of the sequels is that they had all the resources to make a good movie, and just said "Nah lets do none of that."

[@nabi5864]

Yea, imagine if Disney gave this huge Hollywood budget to the top Star Wars Novel writers and the Old Republic Game Trailer folks

[@finkamain1621]

@@nabi5864 They don't even care at this point. The movies made enough money and now they have a new era of Star Wars fans from them that will watch anything they make while defending writing like "somehow, Palpatine returned"

[@Darkdayzz]

"we didn't have access to comics and books like marvel" > Meanwhile the Expanded Universe: "BRUH"

[@SamaelVR]

Dave Filoni could've knocked this shit out of the park and been set for life

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

​@SamaelVR eh...

[@BenersantheBread]

I genuinely can't unsee Rey's constant mouthbreathing. It's like Daisy thinks that showing emotion (any emotion, positive or negative) means opening your eyes wide with your mouth slightly open.

[@ravenger5672]

Just like the woman in Twilight, they’ve both earned the nickname fishface.

[@pearliceberg5779]

You pointing out that the only way for Rey and Kylo to fit on the throne together is if she’s in his lap made my day!

[@mori1387]

@Rick haram

[@HeroC14]

@Rick Kylo is too thick and Rae is too brittle for that, use your brain.

[@brayantgnomez6102]

@Rick his wide ass wouldn’t make her comfortable

[@kethamlam123]

She is throne

[@tenryuta]

50 shades of rey+50 shades of ren=...100 epileptic moments of bad memories

[@wendymoon3425]

The way professor Snape survived that crash was incredible

[@OminousOnyx772]

this is the comment of all time

[@darkbrightflow9406]

The way Trent Reznor survived that crash was incredible

[@blackdynamite_5470]

The way Seth Borden survived that crash was incredible

[@CrispyChicken-vj4jw]

The way JP survived that crash is incredible.

[@unleasherquiles8319]

I mean… I could see Driver as a good Snape.

[@5quepasa]

Rey who? “Just Rey.” There, line fixed.

[@scrotymcboogerballs6756]

Wow, that would actually have been much better thematically

[@Alex-lt9hl]

Had the same thought. What a missed opportunity to put that in

[@a.a.m4700]

How lame would doctor who if they answered. That's why it's so successful there is still secrets

[@osquiromero4261]

Honestly that would have been sooooo much better

[@booktales1687]

This simple dialogue change would’ve brought her arc full circle. I’m so upset we did t get it

[@Jurian2004]

"I am Rayskywalker." Girl, let me tell you something. You did not earn the name Skywalker. Name is sacred.

[@GreggyAck]

The fact that Oscar Isaac is still respected after this mess is a real testament to his talent.

[@OsKarMike1306]

Oscar Isaac is the Ewan McGregor of the sequels

[@officerccarpetcare9117]

Apocalypse, nuff said

[@dbalto14]

@@officerccarpetcare9117 Moon Knight

[@coleward4208]

And Adam driver!

[@eshryo]

I feel bad for every single actor who was introduced in this trilogy. Daisy, John, Oscar, and Adam are all great actors and could have been great together in a competent series of films

[@rhyswong8976]

When he said "I'm the Spy..." I can see Poe almost burst out into a full blown laugh. Hahahaha. Even he can't take this crap no more.

[@MrBerserkinTime]

RED SPY IN THE BASE

[@alwinvillero9505]

meet the spy

[@sviitor]

@@MrBerserkinTime A red base is in the spy?

[@satoshigamer1483]

Mentlegen

[@prowers2623]

I personally liked that plot twist. The rest of the movie tho...

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

They actually just stuck the line "Somehow, palpatine returned" in there, and then had that be the actual reason.

[@yerocnevets0m3ga]

Um cloning..or something

[@thevoxdeus]

Jedi mind trick on the movie going audience.

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

A Jedi did it

[@christianrobles4580]

@@yerocnevets0m3ga yes but meh lol

[@Alex-uq1el]

@@yerocnevets0m3ga Y'know, secrets only the Sith knew! Yeah, cause the clone wars never existed.

[@johnnylollard7892]

You don't understand. The sequels are the future of filmmaking. In the future, we'll be asking an unthinking AI to write and produce incoherent fan fiction, and it'll come up with something just like Disney Star Wars.

[@claritycontrol1530]

The worst thing about the characters going "tHeY FlY NoW?" is that they shouldn't be surprised that the dominant military superpower in the galaxy has access to jetpacks, since the galaxy has had jetpacks for at least a few thousand years.

[@limymage9186]

Especially when one of them was a storm trooper and should know what storm troopers have, and another one literally fought jetpack troopers in a comic

[@SchnitzelDude]

I mean Jetpacks are somewhat part of the Mandalorian Religion. Everyone knows who the Mandalorians were. But that's one thing since the Empire did equip some special units with jetpacks. It seems like "they kinda forgot about the jetpacks". Sounds somewhat awful familiar *coughing in GoT S08* . I mean i can understand stuff like this between Episode 1-3 and 4-6 since the prequels did come out in the 2000s and 4-6 in the 70s-80s where also most of the ideas for the movies were made. So it is understandable that Luke was talking about the Clone Wars and Jedi's as if they are long gone/forgotten (i mean they talk about Jedis as if they are gone for like 300 years even though they are gone since like 20 years but it's understandable since they changed their mind in the time span between 4-6 and 1-3 in terms of all that stuff). Why is 7-9 reproducing these issues? There is no need to. We all know what happened between Episode 1-6... why does no character in Episode 7-9 know? I mean the Empire was like what? Maximum 30 years ago? How can no one know that the troops of an army that nearly conquered the entire galaxy like 30 years ago had some units with Jetpacks that the first order might try to imitate?

[@dun498]

I love how even the actors know that it's such a bs line.

[@HenkkaArtGames]

It's also kinda funny how they look surprised about some jetpack technology while at the same time they have all kinds of spaceships, big and small, that can fly on the surface of a planet and in space and in hyperspace. It's like if we had normal cars, flying cars, trains and metro and then when someone rides a motorcycle, everyone would be like Bill and Ted and be like "NO WAY!?".

[@skoulikiagamwtanekrasas]

in my country we call that humor

[@Toon_Lucario]

The creator probably put more effort into this video than Disney did the whole sequel trilogy

[@grahambichage4048]

😂😂💔

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

Luca's already had apparently 4 movies planned out which Disney scrapt... Like fucking why!?

[@DadaIorian]

@@traceyjacobsen8544 The original scripts probably didn’t check off enough of the woke leadership’s required content. Gotta keep up with the DNC if you’re going to stay in operation in Hollywood.

[@babygravy7]

@@DadaIorian Always that one guy that has to bring politics into everything.

[@DadaIorian]

@@babygravy7 Lol if you think politics didn’t play a role in screwing up this franchise, then I have a time share I’d like to sell you.

[@benfletcher8100]

Imagine Luke finds out Palpatine is back and he’s like “So my dad died for absolutely nothing?”

[@hobomike6935]

Luke: "where are the Lucas trilogies? are they safe? are they alright?" Rey: *"gone, reduced to atoms."*

[@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317]

Bruh it wasn't for nothing

[@benfletcher8100]

@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 Explain. Vader sacrificed himself and died only for Palpatine to be like “Lmao sike”

[@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317]

@@benfletcher8100 He saved Luke's life, which was the main reason he did it. He put the galaxy in peace for 30 years. He put Palpatine in a weakened state so that Rey could defeat him. Also it wasn't really her, it was all the Jedi. Including him. And he couldn't have helped her if he hadn't made that sacrifice. And Palpatine would have found her, so she couldn't have defeated him.

[@RahulGupta-pf4yt]

@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 All the Jedi is a Marvel copy of I am Iron Man.

[@oscar_jjuarez5266]

@1:42 once the effects started i completely lost it 😂 man i needed a good laugh! Subbed

[@glitch3818]

This movie was literally 60% awful writing and 40% *"REEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!"*

[@gaffalstudios3617]

Yeah like the entire movie should be in this video

[@yeet12937]

Also where was evil Rey with an actual cool lightsaber

[@RamkrishanYT]

Rey who? 🤑

[@glitch3818]

@@RamkrishanYT Rey Diculous Movie.

[@jfyne03]

That's a good compliment you got there. I'd say 20% writing, 40% awful and 60% SHITE

[@HDitzzDH]

So Vaders death in VI was literally in vain, he was supposed to sacrifice himself to save Luke and make sure the emperor is dead but "somehow" they just decided to bring him back, cool.

[@brychaus]

Yep. That's probably the worst thing they did: trivialising the previous films by taking away the single act of redemption that completed the 6-film character arc of the most prominent character.

[@sebsandwich1162]

@@FluffyBunniesOnFire Not really, the emporer could have escaped on said Death Star

[@ryanbrown4053]

@@FluffyBunniesOnFire with as long as their conversation took, if Luke hadn't been there to confront them, he almost certainly would've had time to escape. Plus this way it's a confirmed kill and not just a "yeah I'm pretty sure we killed him" thing

[@thedarklordofall6792]

Vader was the hero of the whole fricken star wars saga. He brought balance, he defeated palpatine. The fact that the new movies just shurgged it off really pees me off. Vader was disrespected. And i cant believe they tried to make Kylo the "new vader" of sorts. This movie doesnt even deserve to be slandered. It isnt that important. It is *simply* disrespectful, and deserves no further titles. I agree with you and hate these new movies

[@xraystudios3693]

@@thedarklordofall6792 Vader was disrespected? The entire original cast was disrespected. They tried to replace them one by one with the most 1 dimensional, uninteresting puke they call characters. I knew from the moment they killed off Han they would try to pull this BS. Vader was replaced with the most virgin looking pathetic loser ever, Han was replaced with... some guy I forgot the name (it's Paul, isn't it?) That Disney just forgot about thought the new films. And don't even get me started with "almight Rey".

[@snookerwither9955]

Writer: "We came up with such a cool way to reveal that Hux was the spy!" Hux: "I'm the spy"

[@JC-ph3ku]

They did that to emphasize that he was the spy mentioned in the previous scene. They could have done this more effectively by making the entire line "I'm the spy mentioned in the previous scene."

[@nerevarchthn6860]

And he is literally the person with the highest kill count in star wars

[@mjkalasky2775]

@@nerevarchthn6860 Albiet indirectly, I think that would ACTUALLY go to Palpatine. He was ultimately responsible for just about EVERYTHING since the era of Phantom Menace, including the events of the sequels.

[@brianfrost303]

It took me 3 seconds to come up with a villainous grin and "I spy with my little eye. Something you'd never expect" It sucks, but it's still 4663225635x better than "I'm the spy!"

[@flashcraft7412]

@@brianfrost303 Hey wait, that would be REEEEEEYYY-, sorry force of habit. I meant *waaay* too complex for our brainless/underaged audience. 😵

[@mbing7453]

"Somehow Palpatine returned" How? For box office of course

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

Imagine being that old woman, strikes up a conversation and Rey goes silent for 10 seconds while staring off into the distance.

[@gileee]

Oh, so you're just gonna ignore me then...

[@marierita]

Yeah and at that point I’d be pretty sure the last name was made up or something

[@kmmediafactory]

@@marierita "The hell is a sky-walker?"

[@snookerwither9955]

Well the woman doesn't exactly come off as friendly "Who are you?" "Rey who?"

[@G31M1]

She must think that Rey must be on spice or something

[@strainthehealer2184]

"Somehow Palpatine returned" "How?" "An interesting story for another time"

[@The_Twero]

Dang, Maz Kanata!

[@z3r0n07]

It's not a story the Disney would tell you.

[@TristanLNeal]

@@z3r0n07 It’s a “legends” legend

[@Kolateak_]

"I am all the sith" "And I am all the jedi" Actually some of the worst writing I have ever seen in my entire life in a blockbuster Hollywood film

[@nlevel8045]

So corny. I went to the cinema to watch this when it came out and as soon as Palpatine said 'I'm all the sith' I was like oh hell no don't say it Rey. You could literally predict those cringe lines moments before they were happening. Same thing with the kiss scene between Rey and Kylo, when they looked at each other and everyone was like 'please don't' ...

[@notaverypopularchannel4878]

That dialogue exchange had strong children one upping each other on the playground vibes

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296]

@@nlevel8045 I actually had a bet against my brother that Rey and Kylo would kiss because the movie would be awful, so I was both happy and disgusted

[@calebsankey6945]

"Can we get Endgame for dinner, mum?" "Why? We have Endgame at home!" Endgame at home:

[@brentkeller3826]

It was written in playground imagination battle style. Impressive for writers struggling to achieve first grade.

[@datojoseph9924]

"I'm Rey." "Rey who?" "Reycon, the sponsor of this video"

[@viper56tl36]

“They fly now?!” Frustrated John boyega: “they’ve been doin that since the clone wars”

[@diogocruz21]

Even before the Clone Wars, tho.

[@cvangemon1307]

The first time I saw it I was convinced it was gonna be a good joke. I thought surely it'll be two characters repeating "they fly now", with a third just saying "shit".

[@mrgreenboy644]

Plus, the dude is literally a former stormtrooper. He of all people should know that, he probably worked with a few of them in his past

[@Photo0021]

I mean did the *First Order* Storm Troopers fly until then. No I'm not defending the squeals, I'm just saying.

[@markusphenix8343]

This trilogy was a kick on the nuts for the fanbase.

[@kennethsatria6607]

All things considered its fun as hell to bully though

[@letsBrn]

Tbh I loved the first 3, kinda lukewarm on the prequels and absoltely hated the disney trilogy

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

I mean you aren’t wrong, like, at all God I wish this trilogy never existed cuz it only divided the trilogy even more

[@primis9770]

@@brownie43212 you good dude 😂 who hurt you

[@ebonknight630]

And we are still rolling from it

[@santividal9387]

I love how the "somehow..." quote is acted by Oscar as if Poe is devastated, but can also be interpreted as Oscar being devastated on what the sequels end up being

[@valentinlageot4101]

I mean the message that he is sending isn't fear or even dreadfulness about the emperor return. to me atleast it felt as if he regreted every word that come out of his mouth.

[@GreenLightMe]

that line wasn't in the Script. An extra said, "are you serious" and Oscar improvised.

[@originalSiiiN]

it can't tho

[@HakThoop]

Watched this and now consider myself to have watched an, accurate abridged version of the movie - and now don't need to have to watch the actual movie. Thank you for providing this.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Zori Bliss: _"They win when they make us feel alone"_ No, I'm pretty sure they win because of their giant, planet-destroying lasers.

[@saragolightly]

"No longer sure that one ever does win a war, I am"

[@u.v.s.5583]

@@saragolightly Luke: I am searching for a great warrior! Not for a little green senile guy.

[@MariOmor1]

Which can be destroyed by a couple ships

[@tekamek4209]

Soon every handgun is a planet destroyer

[@rickblaine9670]

You sir are a practical thinker.

[@thepillowhead2453]

The most underhated line is the “I am all the jedi” line. Like seriously Rey? That’s what you could come up with?

[@eliaspeter7689]

She doesn't even know what were the Jedi.

[@kilroy987]

It all comes down to this.

[@larry5272]

Seriously Palps? You haven't learned from getting baked by Mace Windu?

[@MrChromeblue24]

Play the sad violin music because everyone died upon hearing those words. 💀

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

Im sorry but please tell me that line didn't mean so literally...?

[@creativeusername7366]

“Who are you?” “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “Rey-“ *Invincible title card plays*

[@tomaszwozniak1711]

"Rey Rey Binks"

[@LuisMSB3472]

"Rey Misterio"

[@smirk-in-progress4800]

lol

[@El-Burrito]

Rey Gun

[@El-Burrito]

Rey cist

[@zynthio]

when I saw the video wasn't 2h22m I knew the title was a lie

[@mar10ssj1]

Oscar Isaac and John Boyega both joke on their "they fly now" saying how they have been flying since the prequels. It's sad when the actors know more about the story than the writers.

[@RubenAAG]

C3-P0 was literally alive during the empire (when the aerial stormtroopers were a thing) so it makes 0 fucking sense that he would say that. Also Finn was a 1st Order Stormtrooper, wouldn’t he also know about the aerial units??

[@Nintendoggy]

@@RubenAAG 3P0 was online during the freakin' Clone Wars. There were flying Clones, Droids, and Bounty Hunters.

[@blakemcmillan5680]

@@Nintendoggy not to Defend the sequels, 3PO’s memory was wiped after the clone wars

[@mar10ssj1]

@@RubenAAG more proof that Lucas Film hired activists instead of writers. This is how you get a Mary Sue character, plot holes the size of black holes, and cringe worthy dialog.

[@iamsick5204]

Just because the actor knows something doesnt mean the character would. None of the characters have seen a flying stormtrooper before... How is that such a hard concept?

[@floydnimrod1826]

With how little things change in the sequels, I'm surprised Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru weren't still smoldering outside when Rey showed up.

[@darkmatter1721]

This one family of stormtroopers come back every year to light them on fire

[@floydnimrod1826]

@@darkmatter1721 kek, it's like Hanukkah.

[@thetheatreorgan168]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Rey started helping herself to the Owen & Beru fine roast

[@alixon5009]

"Them Jawas, I tell you!"

[@tomj4406]

& what even..Stormtroopers with flame throwers? ..unless they blasted them a ton like the poor, green jedi gal in ep 3..jeepers, she was literally shot idk 30x before the scene cut away!

[@helloere7660]

palpatine: literally vaporized rise of skywalker: yeah he's back

[@xorising]

Twice! He exploded when he fell into the reactor, then soon after the whole death star exploded. He only got exploded once in ROS, so look forward to Episode 10: Palpo's Back

[@hephaistos166]

Rise of the Skywalker? More like Rise of the Palpatine to me!! (If that joke was made before, I'm truly sorry)

[@frisby7143]

Yes but the force is a path to many abilities some would deem unnatural 😂

[@gzsta213]

It's more funny when he says: "somehow" 🤦‍♂️😂

[@theaveragecrusader9590]

@@frisby7143 the dark side of the force

[@zakarichapman3426]

How Disney handled the Star Wars saga is a war crime, they’d do well on removing the movies from all streaming services, absolutely ruined my favourite childhood movies and a brilliant story for the sake of making money, just piggy backed on a already brilliant story and left it in the shitter

[@ninjanate5018]

It’s like if Mario were to leave Yoshi to rot in a pit in Super Mario Land, with Disney as Mario and Star Wars as Yoshi.

[@spacemanju7]

When you realize bb8 is the most developed and best character in the sequel trilogy the droid doesn't even speak but has more personality than every character introduced in the sequel trilogy

[@Stryker98]

I'd say even Jar Jar is has more personality and is better written.

[@spacemanju7]

@@Stryker98 jar jar is the prequel trilogy Lucas made him bb8 is Disney

[@MariOmor1]

He's also the cutest character

[@iinvalues8480]

Finn

[@iinvalues8480]

Kylo Ren

[@hannahkillian689]

Honestly Hux being the spy would've been interesting had they actually set it up in the first two movies...

[@redace4821]

Also also: In the earlier part of the film, it was already pretty much spoil Hux is the spy because that other General just stare at Hux after Kylo said there's a spy among them.

[@Gootsthegoots]

They already did that story with Kallus in rebels

[@BlackOmegaEnt]

Blame Rian Johnson

[@KorKhan89]

@RoyalHellfire I remember the whole cinema bursting into laughter when he said that line. I’m still not sure whether or not it was meant to be a joke.

[@spectorcsm]

Honestly, agreed

[@NatTBK]

“Who are you?” “I’m Rey” “Rey who?” “Rey-venge of the Sith!” Then the entirety of Revenge of the Sith plays after

[@sebastiaankrul2403]

A man of culture i see

[@randomguy-kv7fx]

As it should

[@cillianwatters5619]

Would have made the film 10 times better

[@ComicAcolyte]

Would have been a better film. I fucking fell asleep during this film. Woke up to a million ships and started laughing really loud I was high af but still lol.

[@pedroordonez2a362]

Now that's a movie I'd watch!

[@User-bl5cw]

Haha! It was so funny when you put the meme sound-effects. That made it really entertaining and cool. What a talented soul you are. God! Thanks!

[@Trebeach]

Damn surely it wasn't THAT bad 😭😭

[@CheekiTiki]

Crazy how a lot of these actors went to other projects and they're absolutely phenomenal. This script was just that hard to work with.

[@PriyankaSingh-jw9ug]

yeah Oscar Isaac in dune as Duke Leto was phenomenal

[@IdiotSavant12345]

Not to mention how fantastic he was as Steven Grant and Marc Spector in “Moon Knight”

[@wholethedogsout880]

Daisy Ridley isn’t getting any roles bc her ass sucks at acting sorry not sorry. She’s wooden in everything she’s in. She only got her roles bc 1) white and British 2) her family has money but for some reason she denies having an upper hand over other actresses and denies these reasons I listed being why.

[@ArniesTech]

poor hayden christensen got a taste of it too...

[@quakethedoombringer]

Haven't seen Ridley or Boyega in any big project after Star Wars though

[@kahjidovej2211]

"They fly now?!" Yes. Troopers have had jetpacks in Star Wars for thousands of years, Finn. Someone from budget Empire should know this with their glorious propaganda and selective history.

[@pandagames3193]

What makes me sad about this is the fact that Boyega (Finn‘s actor) pointed this massive plothole out in an interview, he literally said „They‘ve been using them since the Clone Wars“

[@saragolightly]

@@pandagames3193 love how John Boyega is such a loyal fan. I didn't like the ST but I would watch a series about Finn

[@LegacyComics100]

Jango Fett: Wow, real original. Boba Fett: You said it dad.

[@gustavogutierrez6568]

Even in the old Republic

[@picitishere7812]

True, even me who is not a (no offense) a star wars nerd knew about that years ago

[@zboy9600]

An ending that would have saved the trilogy: “Who are you?” “Bond. James Bond”

[@roryslaine7896]

I can tell you studied at Oxford.

[@brunor.2895]

this video is sponsored by RAID LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

[@aditomasik5933]

Would explain why rey was so skilled at fighting at least

[@anandasusanto7017]

James Bond. More like Bond Bond Binks

[@firefightszz]

Da da dada

[@LordJuniorNYC]

Anyone who truly cared for the IP has transited the five stages of grief, including the last holdouts. The memes have been a healing balm to the SW community.

[@realsanmer]

Being 100% honest, as an aspiring writer, the sequel trilogy as a whole is a beautiful case. A beautiful case on how to not write, granted, but beautiful nonetheless.

[@HJWNat]

it gives me confidence

[@SkeweredGlaive]

@Mr7Reality How about write a story first before creating a hodgepodge of a fanart of a story.

[@werh227]

It's like a modern day My Immortal

[@newdivide9882]

I’m starting to realize that’s the value of awful media. Learning what NOT to do is just as important as learning what TO do

[@GoodOnAccident]

Same, I actually like to watch and read things with bad writing because sometimes it helps just as much as something with good writing

[@cutler_beckett]

WAIT! If Kylo Ren could survive his devastating ship wreck, then doesn’t that mean Plo Koon may very well be alive too?

[@sirweebs2914]

Kinda funny the cast of The Mandalorian was told that it would be Plo Koon that saves them in the end of Season 2 and takes in Grogu. While I was happy that they chose who they chose in the end it really wouldve made sense for Plo Koon to take in Grogu as he once took Ahsoka Tano to the jedi tempel when he foudn her as a child. Spoilers for The Mandalorian: So while everyone including myself really jumped up from their seat when Luke suddenly showed up I still dont know how this will work with continuinity because does that means Grogu was killed by Kylo Ren? Tho Grogu mustve been still very young when this happened so I think its more likely Luke trained Grogu in private and not with others but I guess maybe some day we will learn. One thing is for sure and that is I dont believe Mando would leave Grogu for so long. Afterall by the time Kylo attacked the younglings Grogu was already schooled for 25 years so maybe Mando took him again.

[@LucyWest370]

@@sirweebs2914 it makes sense they didnt use Plo Koon. People who didnt watch clone wars would have absolutely no idea who the hell this guy is. (I know Ahsoka is also a clone wars character but just like rex shes kind of popular enough that people will have heard of her)

[@FrozenJedi38]

@@LucyWest370 Technically Plo is a prequel trilogy character... Yeah, I know. Plo wasn't really relevant till CW, but still.

[@LucyWest370]

@@FrozenJedi38 he was the guy who stands in the background and does nothing, i dont think that counts

[@sirweebs2914]

@@LucyWest370 yea I can see that. That wouldnt have had the same "wow" effect for sure. I'm glad they chose Luke. Mark Hamilton must've been so happy to see Luke in his prime I can't even imagine how proud that must made him feel especially after the new episodes..

[@ngvot]

Lmao Oscar's face when he says "somehow palpatine returned"

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

He genuinely seemed to hate saying it And I can't stand to fucking hear it...

[@hammurabitheawesome674]

He was like dang this is sad but hey I'm getting paid for it gotta do what you gotta do.

[@beegchung2490]

I swear he looks like he died inside

[@ProxyDoug]

@@beegchung2490 He probably wished Poe had died offscreen

[@PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945]

Poor Oscar, this role has probably butchered his acting career.

[@colechapman6976]

Bad writing is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be, unnatural

[@isaiahmarquez9582]

“What are you afraid of?” Disney: “Success”

[@guillaumem9953]

No

[@Spartan11117777]

Scarlet Johansson suing them was a Godsend. 😂

[@jesalt8230]

@@Spartan11117777 she did?

[@Spartan11117777]

@@jesalt8230 Yeah, she only got $20 Million for Black Widow when it was released on both the Big Screen and also on the Disney Plus Streaming service. Now Disney and Scarlet Johansson reached a Settlement before this became an even bigger thing in the News.

[@jesalt8230]

@@Spartan11117777 I mean, 20 million dollars is a lot of money, but I don't know how the industry's works so good for her I guess

[@rozasupreme]

"Bro, we should write Palpatine back into the story!" "OK, but how?" "I dunno... Somehow. Just make it work..."

[@HairySeagull]

Well they didn't xD

[@pcrassen4975]

They did it in the books/comics too I think but honestly it’ll always be stupid. Same with Darth Maul in clone wars. Dude was cut in HALF. And bloody survived. Ya know what. Eff it. I’ll accept Palpatine living long before I’ll accept Maul. Palpatine was thrown down the shaft, but he was alive as he fell. Pull whatever force shenanigans and I’ll take it. But Maul had his entire lower body cut off. Even if a lightsaber cauterizes wounds dur to its heat… man probably should’ve lost most of his internal organs during the fall no? And then he still survive LONG ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE TO FIND HIM MOVE HIM AND PERFORM SURGERY ON HIM TO GIVE HIM A MECHANICAL HALF. Writing was never the strongest point of this franchise. Including the og trilogy and I know I’ll be hung for this but youtube doesn’t do notifications smartly so I’ll never see it. So. I said what I said.

[@buzzthebuzzer6230]

@@pcrassen4975 could you give examples from the og trilogy I’m genuinely curious

[@oskargunnarsson6504]

@@pcrassen4975 Palpatine was on the deathstar which exploded tho, and he exploded once before that too so it makes less sense than Maul. Maul doesn't make sense either but atleast he is a good character in the clone wars

[@Aaron_Hayman]

@@pcrassen4975 palpatine exploded twice. Maul was the more believable one. (I wish they kept his drider body a bit longer.)

[@ultraforce7958]

“This dagger has done terrible things” *literally has the underage undertaker*

[@ajjpg-km3us]

LMAOO

[@fluff6811]

She can’t really understand how weapons with constantly visible blades can possibly have less baggage than ones that primarily look like a flashlight.

[@brunor.2895]

"this dagger has done terrible things" currently wielding vader lightsaber aka youngling slayer 9000

[@yancarlos5377]

The first film literally shows her a vision of the saber lmao im glad this is all canon

[@SevnWithADot.]

"Rey Skywalker" *old lady pulls up the lightsaber* "Which arm will it be then?"

[@kingmarsden]

They shoulda paid our boy John millions for everytime he yelled "Rey"

[@IsaiahINRI]

I bet every time he shouted her name, he died a little inside

[@dun498]

@@IsaiahINRI I feel like he died inside a lot. He's a serious Star Wars fan, and imagine his excitement when he's picked to star in the new movies, then slowly reading the script...

[@fsociety6905]

@@dun498 what script? they kept changing it on him every week it seems

[@dun498]

@@fsociety6905 Seriously? Ugh, that man deserves the millions he suffered for...

[@PerfectAim]

i mean he starred in 3 star wars movies, he WAS paid millions…

[@leogavitt5419]

“The Rise of Skywalker BUT it’s just lazy writing” That’s the whole movie my guy

[@thebatman4279]

Yeah I was fully expecting this video to be 2 hours long 🤔

[@greengame9713]

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete

[@navanater123]

The sequel trilogy was about taking everything from Luke. His struggle, his legacy, his friends, even his name 😂

[@citizenvulpes4562]

"YOU TOOK HER FROM MEEE"

[@olekcholewa8171]

Mark Hamil to Disney : *You took everything from me*

[@HugeESmalls]

Disney: "look at these shiny new cardboard cutouts that we'll push to be better than those silly characters you've loved and respected and have been built up for 40yrs!"

[@LukiKruki]

[Rey] I TOOK EVERYTHING FROM YOU! [Luke] I don't even know who you are. [Rey] REY- [Luke] Rey-venge of the Sith!

[@USAbLaSt]

@@citizenvulpes4562 …she took his jerb?