Hyperboloids

[@Jimmy16.02]

"Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile" is my quote of the day

[@kepalabangang7954]

Good cover up. Make me lol 😂

[@rydemk4168]

Seems like something Half as Interesting would say

[@lefrise5]

I had to stop the video to laugh

[@yourfriend5144]

I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣

[@rexxe001]

And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun

[@ascen9824]

“Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE” Brilliant. 👏

[@tishaflorence1009]

He's not wrong

[@thatcrystalpie]

@@tishaflorence1009 u right u right

[@supman2600]

.org

[@peen9271]

Was not wrong

[@Nevernotpushing]

A Person when u put it like that

[@thdremily]

The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum

[@probablynotviolet]

toys if you know what what I mean

[@probablynotviolet]

I am high

[@thdremily]

@@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'

[@DeltaTony]

@@probablynotviolet crring

[@declaniii6324]

@@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much

[@lunganigumede6678]

This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen

[@herminator1613]

"Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!" Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle

[@Louise_Moura]

I mean, he ain't wrong

[@somedude6833]

Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?

[@animationtime7265]

@@pickle_256 woosh to you

[@DamianSzajnowski]

@@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!

[@aeizn1012]

i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video

[@actingempty3108]

The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.

[@actingempty3108]

@@maxnaz47 r/whoosh

[@maxnaz47]

@@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...

[@actingempty3108]

@@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo

[@actingempty3108]

Hell it still isn't

[@TheyTookStrawb]

@@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020

[@beretperson]

Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.

[@BurgahBoyy]

Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG

[@want-diversecontent3887]

HouseHoldSheep there is still evidence those greedy moneygrabbers i'll break their server one day

[@inzanozulu]

Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different

[@СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ]

@@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG

[@xxfillex]

@@СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.

[@Kynga716]

Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed

[@S_Tone_Rock]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ame0hIyAj9R8es0

[@philipfahy9658]

I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.

[@Qrook]

both

[@_Dio_Brando_69]

Why not both?

[@LilRotte3]

Why not both?

[@muranki1293]

Why not both?

[@whenjoke]

Why not both?

[@GermaphobeMusic]

you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content

[@konsta7783]

Ur an.... Uranus U

[@angwydud]

@SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)

[@KiemPlant]

@@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.

[@WilhelmWilder]

0:31 😂😂

[@angwydud]

@@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I

[@Hraesvelgr44]

I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation

[@yuvalbar1775]

lol

[@alx2900]

And he never will

[@iampassingawaydotcom]

TRUE

[@KenerBonifac]

that would be actually *very* unfortunate, even sad, given this talented genius :(

[@madkirk7431]

He never did.

[@MaxPalaro]

In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL

[@nicolasmiranda1598]

Oi max

[@xxriellixx978yt3]

I wasnt

[@platochannel]

disliked

[@wizardwill17]

Idk what my anus looks like. Do you want to find out?

[@brunolike8631]

Caramba, eu lembro ver seus vídeos de 60 seconds! Como vc tá?

[@GvinahGui]

"This looks like... Uranus." "Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%." Damn, you really did it! LOL

[@horizon3064]

Guilherme you missed just a few

[@Arma_kashi]

Be Whole

[@arjunpratapsingh9809]

Be Complete UrAnUs!

[@arjunpratapsingh9809]

Aditya Das I made that in 7th Grade

[@mikebarnes7441]

What a funny joke for a 5 year old

[@greglarson4253]

The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.

[@missingno2401]

it didnt help that it said michaels toys

[@mcj0014]

Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[@greglarson4253]

Lol just seen this has 69 likes.

[@richie7687]

@@missingno2401 fr

[@b-ri1338]

Butthole

[@PeepsMichael]

This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.

[@bizarreness]

MichaelR8783 how to ruin a comment with lots of likes and no replys:

[@untitledfolder1704]

h

[@Sefidicus133]

omg so true ;D

[@theinstantnoodle9628]

Eh heh heh. Cough. Heh.

[@stoopidfast9750]

“Toys”

[@remmingtonotieno7756]

My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael

[@chugent3361]

Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"

[@ImTheBluestBird]

He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man

[@exxxtramost]

Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona

[@FJTHEGOON]

Lol that was my original comment

[@SquidishJune]

Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck

[@danielengel1044]

Michael Stevens: "This channel is now called D!NG to avoid demonatization." Also Michael Stevens: *puts water on cheerios*

[@walid7084]

Wait you're not supposed to put water with cereal?

[@Jayden3649]

@@walid7084 you put mustard and ketchup with a hint of salt on cereal

[@CerealKiller420]

I personally prefer nutt water.

[@etooamill9528]

michael: and when it closes it look like Uranus

[@Etrehumain123]

Is cereal a soup ?

[@tony69979]

Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content Michael: Yes

[@borip765]

how much family friendly is

[@AP-pb6tc]

You stole this comment to call it your own

[@HastelNox97]

Everyone: hey Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar? Antoine Obeid: Yes

[@DanielRieger]

Not very family friendly to put water in cereal

[@munkie_man]

Would have also said yes if I was responding to you

[@АндрейДымчатов]

I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.

[@Matt_10203]

"50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile! Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.

[@Mean_16z]

Lmfao

[@HarumashimaLT]

but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend

[@memes_from_mars]

*Uranus is big!*

[@dandan-ww6lz]

HarumashimaLT he never said it wasn’t regard

[@OhhYasssh]

LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong

[@tawan_kd]

“It looks a little bit like,” *Uranus*

[@mrantidot09]

Hahahahaha😆

[@OzzyTheRaven]

Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!

[@Abstract2950]

Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment

[@ryanchristophergregorio9026]

When it's closed it's very tight

[@dankay2697]

Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too

[@sebonance3178]

Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix

[@corbettbalcaitis]

I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging

[@aoliravioli]

* Demonetization

[@scrambledeggs1295]

@@aoliravioli he said what he meant

[@spaceship7007]

Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here

[@bragapedro]

@@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics

[@do811]

I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.

[@DudewithaMini]

The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"

[@Celestias]

More like 400 capstone :D

[@paulallen04105]

Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist

[@olik136]

this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie

[@lankyGigantic]

And that's why it's called D!NG now

[@lankyGigantic]

@Footyes I agree, e

[@artzanolli]

"FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile." Truly.

[@Bootleg_Jones]

I remember learning that in school

[@Ring_nuts]

That's atleast FOUR football fields!

[@Matio25091]

r/technicallythetruth

[@UnrulyGoats]

TRUUEEE

[@stskyline8468]

reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth

[@cmklusman]

Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.

[@Hamuelin]

I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.

[@MovieBuffConnorJamieson]

A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny

[@ZiPolishHammer]

It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"

[@Pickle-oh]

@@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

[@raver377]

it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^

[@enderlore1337]

3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀

[@qwiznoes]

"When closed, it looks a little bit like-" "URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!" Michael that joke is golden thank you

[@taiyoctopus2958]

brown joke

[@leocoelho12]

Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker

[@Crackhog]

@@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather

[@leocoelho12]

@@Crackhog thank you!

[@rogueanuerz]

@KeeganDitty 🤣 you evil doers

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"it looks a little bit like- URANUS..has a diameter" nice save

[@matteofabbris7877]

ur-anus

[@abimanyub6194]

@@matteofabbris7877XDDDD

[@behindthemask5477]

Ribbons0121 R121 Your profile pic though. Nice.

[@uglytomato20]

Mighty Man *cringe :/*

[@joynigam4151]

"of 50,000 km, that's more than a mile"

[@aumv3606]

Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios** **Several people are typing**

[@Alphasoldier]

I died a little.

[@bigsquatch]

SOMEBODY NOTICED!

[@lumps17]

You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??

[@dafoex]

Didn't those Jedwood people do that?

[@brianmiller1077]

Author and vlogger John Green applauds

[@SK-vg3xh]

When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤

[@marcelx2x137]

Michael blink twice in your next video if you lost the password to Vsauce.

[@DujiBuji]

www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce

[@zatty232]

@@DujiBuji i love you.

[@forloop7713]

@@DujiBuji but he hasn't uploaded at all

[@iMykie]

Lennard tyvm

[@randomdude9135]

@@DujiBuji I wanna marryyyyy you

[@wishiwasabear]

*Michael drinks from a fleshlight* "Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"

[@ArizonaHeat84]

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Nice job!

[@degraj418]

Ugh you burned that image in my head

[@stevecolour8010]

I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it

[@flowshiseprocessing7864]

Why must you sin my soul

[@finbob5]

@@ArizonaHeat84 Why?

[@vincenttavani6380]

Michael: *doesn't say anus* Also Michael: *pours water into cereal* KZbin: demonetize

[@nixnix22]

Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?

[@aniyilator]

SSSSHHH! You can't say that! (children are watching)

[@rust3152]

@@patrickmcleod111 ok pat

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Haha u funi man

[@weaa00]

​@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".

[@Sluggernaut]

Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement! SOLD!

[@alexj136]

Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?

[@Sluggernaut]

@@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.

[@810bio]

It's just amazing how Michael manages to suddently put a Uranus joke with such a delicate way. What a man!

[@whatthe239]

Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.

[@deluxeassortment]

He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug

[@CloudedByKatana]

Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"

[@CloudedByKatana]

@@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm

[@violetsweet1660]

You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian

[@asebiii]

"When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!" ~Michael, 2019

[@GermaphobeMusic]

You don't even have to edit these anymore.

[@Houssemcharf]

Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...

[@D413373R]

Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

“...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way." Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"

[@BackPainGarage]

All the thumbs downs are people who are angry that you put water in the cereal bowl...

[@iraelliott992]

I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.

[@AndreLeRoux81]

Bruh! 'Water in cereal' is the new 'pineapple on pizza'

[@gegarcia19831]

@@iraelliott992 Not Once!

[@JesusMeza3]

idk why people put another animal's milk into some dry food instead of water

[@Conchobhar]

But, is cereal *soup?*

[@Jamie_kemp]

"uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres" "that's more than a mile" 🤣

[@LARAUJO_0]

I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting

[@silverhusky7993]

He's not wrong

[@brnico6184]

Not funny

[@jmbat4435]

@@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?

[@bucket2891]

@@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.

[@mantasquid]

nothing can top the joy i experience watching michael’s antics. every aspect of his videos are both educational and chaotically hilarious.

[@aaalbert]

Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid

[@huntersaw]

Its Uranus

[@Cazador1]

Better be pink

[@scottydu81]

It was the only color

[@becuz.]

oh yes it was

[@joshuabalser1731]

Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center

[@charliesymons1409]

50,000km > 1mile Well done this man genius

[@smorrow]

There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M

[@Gbzildo]

GeNIuS AleRT

[@Vaaaaadim]

You learn something new every day

[@MrMarsFromEarth]

@@smorrow speak for yourself!

[@zitroxlpthegreenone9324]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Wet_Deer]

Michael: Changes name from Dong to D!ng to make it more ad friendly. Also Michael: Makes this video

[@TaigiTWeseDiplomat--Formosan]

I thought it was Vsauce then I found out it came from "Dong to D!ng" what?

[@quincypurcell5222]

Also Michael: This mug looks like uranus

[@roccobayne2196]

Be whole my friend. Be 100%

[@skollsaros9241]

Don't make Michael change his channel names.

[@johnpaulgrande4570]

What do u mean? It's always called D!ng

[@suspiciousdoge9yand104]

Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.

[@Nafinafnaf]

“Wow, that does really look like- a leather cheerio. Now i’ve seen everithing” Perfect comedy.

[@AshBeastFPS]

😂

[@azeredo3137]

Explain please, english isn't my first laguange

[@uzijn]

@@azeredo3137 Michael is saying that the top looks like your bum hole. Leather cheerio is a way of saying bum hole... apparently. I'd never heard of it before today.

[@azeredo3137]

@@uzijn i've never heard of the leathrr cheerio thing too, thank you

[@subhadeep4144]

Be Whole 🤣🤣

[@DoumanXD]

Michael: I'm being Mugged Critikal: Hold my Flesh light

[@Dyndicat]

This is the best mugging of All Time.

[@Biggjuggs333]

Fleshlight/Circumcisor

[@vasili1207]

Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel

[@HelloKittyFanMan.]

"Hold my random capital letters, too."

[@sagatduhking5843]

@@vasili1207 Hi im norm.

[@doggfite]

Michael: This channel has always been D!NG cause its an advertiser-friendly channel Also Michael: Leather Cherrio!

[@ryandupuis5860]

Also michael: "When it's closed, it looks like ..... Uranus has a diameter..."

[@thewilddinkus8026]

@@ryandupuis5860 chocolate starfish

[@ctrlaltshift]

I literally made this exact comment before I noticed you did it first. 😂

[@andersenzheng]

@@ryandupuis5860 ... thats more than 1 mile!

[@doggfite]

@Clansesa changed? It's always been D!NG

[@jonathankrzeszewski9010]

i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.

[@isaiasgarcia8687]

waters cereal... THIS MAN JUST SINNED!

[@doublesystem9790]

He just ascended beyond everyone else

[@Matttrivy]

Im not the only one to think this!!

[@AintNoJuice]

How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?

[@blahblahkmk2912]

U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl

[@DexyD20]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him! fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜

[@everestismad2560]

Michael: Goes Family Friendly to avoid being Demonetized Also Michael: Pours Water into Cereal

[@pjuwuan13]

Pornography

[@pascal590]

Memphis Edition what..

[@Justin-wu8gw]

Yeet

[@hehehahahmhmhm]

what is wrong with that

[@heavilybleeding]

what is this even supposed to mean

[@PuffDaGoat]

No one: Michael: **hits himself with a fleshlight*

[@yukaira]

@The Zak you're too young

[@concreetbloc]

Oh god no it’s not one of “them “ if you were to use it that way it would be um.......nvm.

[@forkbender3592]

Big yikes

[@matei1974]

@@concreetbloc It's a *white and sticky* kool aid deposit

[@Achilles4455]

Puff -_- I wonder how it feels 🥵

[@DæmonV86]

I love the Austin Powers style editing! ("Johnson!") I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.

[@AaAa-qw3fd]

Haha D!NG my favorite channel that has never been called anything else

[@zucchini_zucchini]

Do! Now Guys

[@KirbyLinkACW]

That's a weird thing to add. Of course it was never called anything else. Whatever would make you think that?

[@sigmamindset69420]

It's like the tiananmen square massacre

[@bowz5166]

Tianamen what?

[@rkroll17]

I remember when this channel was created and I also remember how it was always called D!NG and has never been called anything else.

[@spynae]

Bearded man stares into camera as he points his Fleshlight at us with Word Art saying "Michael's Toys" around it.

[@t.j.poductions6462]

A leather cheerio. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary

[@DavidWTube]

I had to pause at that point. Too funny

[@notadog9945]

I was just thinking that of all the things I've learned from Micheal, that might be the most valuable.

[@jetstream01]

Haha I was thinking the same thing

[@afG585]

I am currently paused

[@lemmiix]

1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.

[@sumitroy5204]

💀

[@attackoramic8361]

man got the taffy treatment

[@Saghetti]

me with scoliosis

[@theanonpix3373]

Michael's toys *SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*

[@aritheplebian]

I WAS WAITING

[@thesephiam]

It’s all I could think about after he said toy The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”. Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?

[@jedwalker5986]

As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....

[@_D.I.G_]

good idea, imma try it

[@dannycruse7089]

Works like one too 😉

[@willwardlaw8302]

Thank you for letting me know that 50,000 km is more than a mile had a good laugh. 0:40

[@salsagal]

@@vablo7198 Thanks for telling us, I was a little bit confused.

[@Heitchp]

It truly is more than a mile

[@KaityKat117]

🌠 *T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W* 🌠

[@Nolan-W]

And it is out of this world too

[@LnPPersonified]

KZbin: We'll force them to change their name from Dong. That'll take care of all the inappropriate jokes. Michael: Hold my hyperboloid.

[@steamcastle]

no one forced anyone to do anything. they just paid them. but it has always benne D!ng

[@stefannilsson2406]

I didn't even notice they changed it from Dong until I read your comment.

[@themountaingoat2284]

@@stefannilsson2406 yeah I have no idea what you are talking about

[@green5301]

@Steven Dellwinsen DONG: Do Online Now Guys

[@TrashDeviant]

Do ! Now, Guys!

[@mahadevan4o344]

i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode

[@atiffayyadh4654]

The looks of the mug may get demonetised vid. Micheal: Hold my Hyperboloid

[@thes.wilsonchannel203]

*May get this video demonetized Learn to type

[@schnoig_]

The S.Wilson channel *learn grammar

[@kyanovp1915]

Pavel Trigub or you just learn not to judge on language

[@atiffayyadh4654]

Not my 1st language but ok internet

[@andresconrado]

Michael never was the same after that sensory deprivation thing. I'm not complaining.

[@lucassolomon1079]

What about the drugs too?

[@andresconrado]

@@lucassolomon1079 they're ok I guess.

[@warewareno]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ウィンディアス]

His senses are gone

[@MattOBrienOfficial]

As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@valk5043]

And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%

[@Fladens]

That's more than a mile you know?

[@KateSparkle]

And it's out of this world

[@platypuschallenger]

Leather cheerio

[@themangleberry8772]

... that's more than a mile!

[@NileForce2214]

the comic sans font being tracked to the flashlight of a water bottle is the cherry on top

[@datkid_deku6986]

"Wow, that really does look like *_A L E A T H E R C H E E R I O_* " Me: *_w H e e Z E_*

[@sailingboat7]

Premero

[@Antoniooooooooooooooo]

I dont get it explain

[@MaeoriaRose]

William William willi anus

[@nightterror007]

I've never heard of that one before so I actually laughed out loud!

[@darwintaylor3005]

Damnit I laughed so hard, my leather cheerio dropped some crumbs

[@ididrollerblade]

I clicked this cause i thought Michael was reviewing a fleshlight

[@frankichartrand5932]

Same

[@metallicarabbit]

wait... he wasn't reviewing a fleshlight?

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

Your not wrong but your also not right

[@REDSIX]

It's one of Michel's toys

[@christianpoole6473]

@@REDSIX """Michaels toys"""

[@manavgajera4985]

Uranus 🌕 Chocolate starfish ⭐ Leather Cheerios ⭕ Be Whole🐝

[@anshsehrawat2628]

hahaha

[@panikhalili5920]

I don’t get it

[@panikhalili5920]

I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?

[@igoodygames6468]

@@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it

[@cloudy7971]

leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically

[@meoutpeace]

The cuts are Incredible.

[@SirRaio]

"Over fifty _thousand_ kilometers. That's more than a mile!" I mean... he's not wrong

[@bayzed]

He didn't give it in football fields tho smh

[@papagrounds]

Easily more than a mile, maybe even two 🤔

[@buriedjoe1080]

It's like 420 million metric bananas.

[@HanumanOlam]

I was literally just thinking this 💀. That's 31,000 miles

[@qkhs0217]

Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization: 0:33 1:00 2:55 7:05

[@TheGreenKnight500]

You won't believe number five!

[@RaimoHöft]

@@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉

[@derjon5]

These clues all add up! It looks like a butthole, duh.

[@matyas94k]

Looks like chocolate chips. www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/

[@freeziboi3249]

@@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.

[@georgemissailidis1504]

"There is no great genius without a mixture of madness." --- Aristotle. I didn't believe him until I watched this video.

[@lare290]

This is more madness with a mixture of genius.

[@georgemissailidis1504]

@@lare290 Hahahah! Nice!

[@forloop7713]

But is micheal really a genious

[@georgemissailidis1504]

@@forloop7713Genius may imply mad. But does mad imply genius? This is the important question, after we have answered whether or not Michael is mad or a genius xD

[@randomdude9135]

Michael is just a good educator. Not a genius, nor a scientist. He's a good communicator like Niel Tyson.

[@stibium4806]

This is a great video to watch after a bottle of beer after an analytical geometry test. Math is cool!

[@JohnBread69]

the text "michael's toys" displayed on a tube with a very questionably shaped end makes me uneasy

[@leitmot1f]

Hmm..

[@fazbruh]

The music doesn’t help lol

[@abrokenthing470]

John Bread at first I thought it was a flesh light

[@Nah_Bohdi]

....and how much does succ weigh?

[@fazbruh]

It’s some heavy stuff 🥵🤤😩

[@walterdrechsler5843]

"A-Hole" that seals itself with hyperboloid geometry. Genius, simply genius!!!

[@blackcat5771]

@Peter LOL

[@justinkase918]

KZbin: Ok we're demonetizing this video. Michael: Haha not so fast buddy

[@wieskarimi2999]

You’ve violated community guidelines - Provoked a gang war See example below Pouring water into cereal

[@homeytony8363]

I am going to do what is called a pro gamer move

[@thetestinggrounds7855]

@@wieskarimi2999 Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed him doing that. My brain gagged when it saw that. 😢😭

[@divaskrpalaniapan3100]

KZbin : ok we're demonetizing this video. Micheal: or are you?

[@CarlosBorrego]

Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Me: fleshlight Michael Stevens, an intellectual: *hyperboloid*

[@hypercatsinspace7625]

What is a fleshligh?!

[@condemontanelas11]

@@hypercatsinspace7625 its 2019 use the damn google.

[@taraskovacevic9345]

Micheal Stevens is not an intellectual

[@forloop7713]

@@hypercatsinspace7625 A device used yo created light powered by a battery

[@FplusETVChannel]

Martin S no, that’s a flashlight. He’s talking about a fleshlight

[@rakhimondal5949]

He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.

[@MultiFabar]

rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane

[@seanmcgrath3826]

@@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work

[@pumpkin_314]

Oh My Holy God O M H G

[@Οδοιπόρος]

@@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.

[@justghostie4948]

We know, we don't care, because we like it

[@TheLordHighNoob]

I think all that happened was 1) someone finds Michael's fleshlight. 2) Michael panics and says it's a mug 3) Michael octuples down on his lie and makes a viral video.

[@dagaminking8272]

yup

[@joshuafoster23]

Well I guess we all know what to ask santa to get us for 12/25-mas this year. 2019 happy fun time pocket p'mugs

[@Knightstalker45]

fudge nuggert sippinslide woah woah woah slow down there buddy. Santa is a convicted felon man you can’t ask him for anything anymore

[@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels]

haa ha

[@tuser8]

Are you trying to tell me this man isn’t the embodiment of class?

[@96unicorns]

That's one way to keep the KZbin gods happy

[@EmoFox9]

Who else is greatly disappointed with the lack of a leak test

[@ElectricMahatama]

Your mom.

[@Mfdoorway]

I own one, it’s actually great. Doesn’t leak at all when tightened

[@aitotem]

@@Mfdoorway Noice

[@jordynozymandias374]

@@ElectricMahatama we can go home boys the ultimate joke has been made

[@justynpryce]

@@jordynozymandias374 Have we just *achieved comedy* ?

[@karkaroff1617]

0:30 > that escalated quickly. This man is good in maintaining monetization.

[@thomasturner6980]

0:31 "when it's closed, it looks a little bit like... Uranus" Damn even Vsauce now knows how tight I am

[@emperortgp2424]

A diameter of fifty thousand kilometers is just the perfect tightness for me.

[@muffins12313]

Are we just gonna ignore that Michael just put water on his Cheerios?

[@ariq45]

*you question that? the man eat donut out of TOILET water*

[@boltoms]

Thank you!

[@goldengears5355]

@@ariq45 After he made this video. Micheal did that after he made this video.

[@goldengears5355]

@@ariq45 And if you reply saying that this guy made his comment after the video the counter will be that he is watching these videos in chronological order and hasn't seen it yet.

[@RatKeeperDude]

Apparently not

[@diogoalmeidavisuals]

My scientific brain: -Interesting hyperboloid My dirty brain: -Variable diameter fleshlight

[@ZexMaxwell]

I wonder if there is an actual product.

[@caindavis12]

This is a genius idea that could revolutionize the sex toy industry

[@SubtleSerpent]

Why would you want a variable diameter fleshlight? Is your erection sometimes smaller or larger? Do you want to share your fleshlight with another dude?

[@mattiasselin4955]

@@SubtleSerpent Sharing is caring

[@IchirouKoorino]

@@SubtleSerpent Look man, I'm just trying to castrate myself while I cum. Don't judge me

[@RadiantSkiddMarx]

I thought he was holding a "Vsauce Michael" Fleshlight™.

[@MrCODEmaster00]

Alt+0153 for the win, the little trademark character makes this joke. (And yes, I know the alt-code off hand because " Soon™ " is an unfortunate common phrase for some games.)

[@rohlankaal9171]

🤣🤣

[@seairis616]

Molded from his own balloon knot.

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

“Michael’s toys”

[@romanjacobs6287]

What is a Fleshlight??? Everyone is mentioning it, but I don't get it.

[@all0utmetal735]

The ol Austin Powers skit. We’ll done and thanks for bringing it back

[@Mantulisme]

Hey i've seen mugs like that before in my big bros bedroom.

[@SaladRostrum]

Ayyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂👏👏👌👌👌😭😭

[@vbgvbg1133]

lmao

[@michaljurc7208]

What are you doing step-bro?!

[@mr.t107]

@@lfinch150 bruh wtf

[@DvDick]

@@lfinch150 *bruh #2 sound effect*

[@Thejigholeman]

Mugger: You're getting mugged! Micheal: Or am I? * Music starts * Hey vsauce, Micheal here! Mugger: what's goi- Micheal: I have a question for you all. Can you kill a mugger with his own tongue?

[@LostSwiftpaw]

Mugger: HUH WHAT

[@ririari]

You're*

[@Thejigholeman]

@@ririari ah, thx, didn't notice that error

[@dystopic-q9m]

Zombycow I remember those Vids :(

[@just.mxtt.f1312]

I aspire to see this scene

[@Will-rw8mf]

TOTAL NUMBER OF ANUS JOKES: *4* Well done, Michael.

[@vaclav222]

Tyler1?

[@noneedtoknow69]

everything is a fleshlight, if you're brave enough

[@GoetzeLP]

Watching this while on the toilet is a very interesting experience... 😂

[@leonmoore3174]

I've heard of a chocolate starfish, but thank you for introducing me to the leather cheerio.

[@radekseky4571]

I don't get those, help.

[@PandaMane]

@@radekseky4571 butthole

[@bara9880]

Lol same

[@MrOuchiez]

Leon Moore - Balloon knot.

[@radekseky4571]

@@PandaMane Wow all of them are slangs for butt then, had no idea, thanks. :D

[@FilipeDGuedes]

"When it's closed it looks a little bit like uranus" That made me laugh out loud

[@chronofactor2037]

Everything Is Here I would guess that many people reacted in such a fashion to what was said. He most likely did not steal you're comment. And if it is stolen it still is unlikely to be yours that was stolen.

[@neonref3978]

@@chronofactor2037 i don't think he was serious

[@chronofactor2037]

neonref Where's the sarcasm then? By that logic my comment could've been a joke as well.

[@alexgu177]

Cronofactor he means that he had the same idea, not everything is literal

[@chronofactor2037]

Alex Gu by that logic I am applauding the person for stating "you stole my comment"

[@maxmaxidk]

This guy's pretty cool! He should do a collab with VSause!

[@nobenx]

I know right! He looks just like him!

[@maxmaxidk]

@@darshandhabale143 r/woooosh

[@thaggath7137]

@@darshandhabale143 Wait. That's illegal

[@iMaucs]

Sadly the Vsauce guy's dead :(

[@THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER]

Tide_MaximusPrime_xXx sause

[@The-Fox09]

Him mentioning that limp bizkit album is what sparked my interest in this channel

[@zacharyhood2673]

Changes channel name to be family friendly Shows sphincter cup

[@roddor8462]

This channel‘s name has always been d!ng, it was never less advertiser friendly...

[@themasstermwahahahah]

@@roddor8462 You know, stuff to: Do! Now Guys

[@hen6959]

This channel has always been D!NG, what do you mean name change?

[@guy3nder529]

@@themasstermwahahahah well online does fit less now. oh how times have changed. hey remember IMG? and FAK? and BiDiPi?

[@TheNinja4]

what was the name of it before?