_talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_
@stupidrainbo6 жыл бұрын
@Tetrahedrony The other zucchinis shrink when they see how long that one is
@HH-sv1tb5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dadleft84275 жыл бұрын
Yes that is the joke thank you for pointing out the joke
@gabrielnobrev5 жыл бұрын
*Vsauce flashbacks*
@deddsos5 жыл бұрын
The subtitles for that, around 6:20, are “grew Sukie knee two point five two meters in length it’s just phenomenal” lmao
@Komso476 жыл бұрын
Whats up? -You obviously, you little... Astronaut.
@bobbywatson9426 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that I had to search this long to find this comment
@hnyii5 жыл бұрын
B-but which way is up?
@manuelelia36025 жыл бұрын
The sky *or is it*
@teemuntubetus5 жыл бұрын
:D
@mandelbrot915 жыл бұрын
I think you call them buttronauts these days... Because it's also called compbutt
@shadowhegog97986 жыл бұрын
I think he understands just how wholesome of a meme he is.
@TheSerbianEmperor6 жыл бұрын
He knows, he most certainly knows, and he revels in it.
@redsalmon99666 жыл бұрын
Self-aware meme
@rocketrazzaq6 жыл бұрын
He has embraced the meme
@colemanbishop11236 жыл бұрын
But what IS a meme?
@PV-po6zt6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here.
@christinahamilton76765 жыл бұрын
0:05 Yes, DONG definitely does stand for *D* By *O* Of and *N* For *G* Teens.
@el0j4 жыл бұрын
@@hunni3243 I think you're the one being wooooshed
@RodmanShah4 жыл бұрын
D - By of O - And for N - Teens who G - Like cooking
@altuervo4 жыл бұрын
The way he says it D=by, O=of, N=and for, G=teens, each letter he starts with makes boat, so DONG=BOAT, wonder what michael means by this 🤔🤔
@altuervo4 жыл бұрын
@Tushar Pasha bruh wat i was making an additional joke, u dont understand jokes?
@scritch88334 жыл бұрын
@J B now you stfu
@FreaksBlack6 жыл бұрын
"the only KZbin channel made by of and for teens who like cooking, today we're gonna be talking about BABIES!" WHAT?
@JeBronLames074 жыл бұрын
First step: *preheat the oven*
@popisdeadisagoodsong99974 жыл бұрын
@@JeBronLames07 second step: *insert the infant.*
@audreyandremington52654 жыл бұрын
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 third step: *watch Vsauce's cannibalism video for instructions on eating humans*
@popisdeadisagoodsong99974 жыл бұрын
@@audreyandremington5265 fourth step: *follow instructions and remove the infant to check how cooked it is*
@scritch88334 жыл бұрын
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 fifth step: *eat up*
@grandayy6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna buy Vsauce stock to become a part owner of Vsauce
@hectorhellcat77836 жыл бұрын
grandayy genius
@Quintinity6 жыл бұрын
ok
@antoniw.30806 жыл бұрын
Maybe invest in Vcoin Hollup Ain't that the money in fortnite? Well then, see me on my future card board box
@Tha_Monsta886 жыл бұрын
grandayy we need more vsauce memes
@mgc99656 жыл бұрын
I think you are using the wrong account.... where's the duck one
@GrantGryczan6 жыл бұрын
"To be honest, humans are one of my top-ten favorite animals." -Michael, 2018
@Roonayy6 жыл бұрын
I don't get what's outrageous about that. Some people think other animals are cooler than humans.
@Mylok_6 жыл бұрын
nobody said it was outrageous ?XD
@doctor_owl6 жыл бұрын
Of course a human's favorite animal is humans. That's like the brain declaring itself to be the most important organ lol
@ladedadedayoh31886 жыл бұрын
@@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.
@robindex3606 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment and found one..
@momentouscrazynoob17096 жыл бұрын
"Continuity isn't a priority here at Vsauce headquarters" -Michael Stevens
@MrCubFan4156 жыл бұрын
MomentousCrazynoob That may explain why he hasn’t been uploading on the main Vsauce channel.
@luisquezada98066 жыл бұрын
That explains how he goes from relativity to zucchinis halfway through the video
@micahphilson6 жыл бұрын
The only consistent thing is that there's no consistency.
@wildharpy64355 жыл бұрын
@@luisquezada9806 and back
@davidstrumpf2312 Жыл бұрын
Live long and Prosper Michael 🖖
@huzzzer60836 жыл бұрын
"Made for teens that like cooking" *3 secs later* "Today we're gonna talk about babies"
@harleck91193 жыл бұрын
Well, you could cook a baby
@Doshee333 жыл бұрын
@@harleck9119 RT Game cooked the cooking mama baby
@TheLesserWeevil6 жыл бұрын
1:05 Michael: "Between North Dakota and Illinois, Illinois clearly is gonna win." This Australian: "Yes.....of course....."
@NoriMori19925 жыл бұрын
This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other." (Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)
I don't even know all the states and where they are. But no wonder, i live on a different continent, why would i
@deddsos5 жыл бұрын
Tay Sem lmao I live in North Carolina and I barely know the population of my own state, much less the states around it
@d-rockanomaly92435 жыл бұрын
@@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.
@waffle43266 жыл бұрын
"Always preheat your ovens". I will Michael, I will...
@pnksounds6 жыл бұрын
im preheating right now and cooking for my dada funnily enough
@fairy__nova6 жыл бұрын
You're cooking for Michael also? Same!
@vitakyo9826 жыл бұрын
I have induction ...
@CIRCADES6 жыл бұрын
Well, actually, I prefer to cook certain things without preheating...
@dan_ward6 жыл бұрын
Except when cooking bacon. Put it in a cold oven to heat up with the oven. Better bacon.
@echo60956 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to dong, the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for teens who like cooking. Today, we're going to be talking about babies."
@hamnchee6 жыл бұрын
This is for teens?
@migvelv6 жыл бұрын
I'm a teen and I like cooking. How did he know??????¿¿¿
@DreamyDaylite6 жыл бұрын
OhShit
@mazendeeb95826 жыл бұрын
Echo
@meowtherainbowx41636 жыл бұрын
It sounded like he was starting a sex ed class on how to avoid pregnancy as a teen.
@derkalaender6 жыл бұрын
that zucchini thing killed me...
@Meg_A_Byte6 жыл бұрын
RIP :(
@FEARbraveheart6 жыл бұрын
I hope you took notes
@ewanstewart20016 жыл бұрын
der kaländer I haven't had zucchini ever, in my life.
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS6 жыл бұрын
der kaländer imagine if there was a cooking segment called cooking with Michael or something like that
@jeffbiz95686 жыл бұрын
he caught the words off my tongue.
@connorduffy7964 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers
@KneeCaps6 жыл бұрын
It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange. Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.
@indioplateado69914 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to find you here sir
@questlord13084 жыл бұрын
@@indioplateado6991 Pro tip, if you're not a cripple, look down and knee caps you will find.
@perpetualsystems2 жыл бұрын
Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.
@sour5blue2 жыл бұрын
@@perpetualsystems not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it. It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.
@___-wu2ve6 жыл бұрын
0:41 "Humans are my top 10 most favorite animals"
@goos20246 жыл бұрын
qrabbit_ humans are animals
@EmberHunterable6 жыл бұрын
"are ONE of my top ten"
@5AMU16 жыл бұрын
qrabbit_ Is ur profile pic from Phineas and ferb?
@goos20246 жыл бұрын
Sam Nis yep
@swebruh6 жыл бұрын
That's true, humans are an animal.. we are in the class of "Mammals" in the Animalia Kingdom, and are a primate. The more you know! ;)
@RBuckminsterFuller6 жыл бұрын
DONG: the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for, teens who like cooking.
@tryphonunzouave83846 жыл бұрын
"today, we're gonna be talking about babies" That's what I call a well written video
@GeraltORivia6 жыл бұрын
I literally read this just as he said it.
@h4724-q6j6 жыл бұрын
Made of teens who like cooking. Nice.
@cooleslaw6 жыл бұрын
Humans are my top 10 favourite animals
@jacob.thaxton6 жыл бұрын
I love the way they make these videos
@primeddesign6 жыл бұрын
Jacob Thaxton but what is love? *Music plays*
@WeChallenge6 жыл бұрын
If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....
@AlejandroXFilms6 жыл бұрын
"They just dont taste great when they're large" - DONG Michael
@ubayyd6 жыл бұрын
*"Humans are like, one of my top10 favourite animals."*
@1234q-q8x6 жыл бұрын
ansaree97 Yeah pretty sure that Michael is an alien.
@theangrycheeto6 жыл бұрын
That's like.. your opinion, man.
@Roonayy6 жыл бұрын
... but humans are animals
@crake95106 жыл бұрын
LOLOLLOLOOL
@Cruz0e5 жыл бұрын
@@Roonayy maybe you are, I am not :)
@TSPxEclipse6 жыл бұрын
I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.
@sam-ch9mz6 жыл бұрын
Why is Michael so dank?
@ggilft40736 жыл бұрын
Samuel Azurdia Why not?
@Ramen_Scum6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Azurdia I have that jumper in your profile pic
@lpsp4426 жыл бұрын
He never showers and typically dwells in caves. Occasionally a grotto.
@pnksounds6 жыл бұрын
because he is the universe dont you get it every video is perfect but unexplainable just like this beautiful place we call the cosmos
@NovaMenno6 жыл бұрын
We granted him dankhood
@unknownhorse91236 жыл бұрын
Typical Michael Videos: Question: What does "Good" really mean? After 10 mins of research... Answer: The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.
@ToasterPizzaFun6 жыл бұрын
And as always, thanks for purple.
@hairohukosu4336 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo so true Im dying
@gustavoc166 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH so true - 42
@trent58076 жыл бұрын
Or is it? 12 minutes of explanations later... Blue is really purple, and yesterday is 47.
@doctor_owl6 жыл бұрын
Typical DONG video: Here's a chart of all the astronauts, even the ones who are still in space! 5 minutes later: How big can a zucchini grow?
@quintonwilson85656 жыл бұрын
"what's up? you obviously!" I always laugh at these cringey puns.
@thepencilcunts5 жыл бұрын
crin g
@TH3Noob4584 жыл бұрын
that's not a pun
@ZCBeats16 жыл бұрын
Vsauce NEEDS to do a video on the idea of 4 spacial dimensions, it's so cool and interesting!
@coopergates96805 жыл бұрын
Has he done one on hyperbolic space yet?
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ Жыл бұрын
yes, but he still hasn't...
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ Жыл бұрын
@@coopergates9680 noe
@dr.richardfeynman72306 жыл бұрын
i think he lost the password to vsauce
@oreiboon6 жыл бұрын
its just him having fun with website
@oreiboon6 жыл бұрын
s
@NickRoman6 жыл бұрын
I think there's some kind of legal battle. It's like when Prince changed his name for a number of years.
@SamersonT6 жыл бұрын
No, he's just HowToBasic
@hijack696 жыл бұрын
But what are passwords and how much does it weigh?
@konuralpmacit6 жыл бұрын
Michael is one of my favorite animal
@Opsraw6 жыл бұрын
sümük4 upvoted because of that wooden picture
@mohamedezzat92856 жыл бұрын
6:28 "they just don't taste great when they are large"
@idot33316 жыл бұрын
No more than *T W E L V E I N C H E S*
@saladnchill6 жыл бұрын
and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?* ty for wasting your precious time still reading this
@zahrulexe6 жыл бұрын
yeah they'd hurt you. Literally.
@oscarkhawar93236 жыл бұрын
Mohamed that's why they are picked when they are young
@NoriMori19925 жыл бұрын
That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.
@MrCruckles6 жыл бұрын
Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*
@momentouscrazynoob17096 жыл бұрын
" Zucinnies like to grow big, but they don't taste well when they're large" -Michael Stevens
@dakorjparie24256 жыл бұрын
conclusion: for the same amount of earth time, zucchinis taste better if grown in space
@kentmichaelgalang6866 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@adipangestu79736 жыл бұрын
Even zucchinis realized that size doesn't matter
@MegaFonebone6 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize zucchinis have taste buds.
@crake95106 жыл бұрын
*insert Lenny face*
@Patatifique6 жыл бұрын
Plz do a top ten favorite animals video
@ZomB19866 жыл бұрын
... in their natural habitat
@Schoko4craft6 жыл бұрын
... e.g. human in war
@LeoStaley6 жыл бұрын
Michael please.
@Marixchatt6 жыл бұрын
I love gems! such the best aliens. Besides we’re the same person Patatifque
@justinmyhan44196 жыл бұрын
Ask real life lore
@MsJerrySparkle6 жыл бұрын
what's up? you obviously you little astronaut
@cheesecakelasagna6 жыл бұрын
I figuratively died at that point.
@HugoCabrera016 жыл бұрын
Did you say "figuratively"? Congratulations on your correct use of language!
@umont136 жыл бұрын
Hugo Cabrera I literally laughed when I heard it
@reginnna6 жыл бұрын
I was looking for your comment. He KNEW it was bad, too. 😂😂
@arisoda74976 жыл бұрын
Hugo Cabrera "figuratively" was used correctly? Dafuq u all crying about
@theodorevoudrislis61036 жыл бұрын
Michael, you're totally crazy and I love that. Great scientist, great mind, great sense of humor and great videos. Keep up, dude :)
@trashkan666 жыл бұрын
Mikael u nailed it 6:04 What everyone really wanted to know!
@durdleduc85206 жыл бұрын
This video was a rollercoaster from start to finish
@shubhamthakur40536 жыл бұрын
Man all this good editing must *make the dong hard* to create.
@nikolaangelovski22523 жыл бұрын
Da bum tsssssss
@user-bg7ef4ns4v6 жыл бұрын
“What’s up? Heh, you obviously. You little... Astronaut!” :’D
@DonOmarRamiro5 жыл бұрын
Video: **Doesnt start with "Hey Vsause, Michael here"** Me: Wait, thats illegal.
@daniyaaalx6 жыл бұрын
2:40 that's the funniest thing in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@halvard17236 жыл бұрын
i thought it was a dolan dark video
@NapoleChan6 жыл бұрын
Halow if you don't think Dolan Dark videos have jokes your watching them wrong.
@ozapy6 жыл бұрын
Subscribe to Dolan Dark
@mistakenmeme6 жыл бұрын
Dead meme.
@aspirerl48076 жыл бұрын
Halvard Samdal But how do you know it isn't?
@funkybob77726 жыл бұрын
Dolan... who now?
@anselmschueler6 жыл бұрын
OK, the Torell thing is new to me. Njce!
@-danR6 жыл бұрын
The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.
@jezuconz72996 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Michael, whether you're reading this or not, thank you. Keep doing as well as you do your stuff.
@camillewerba4666 жыл бұрын
When Michael say "stay curious" at the end I thought Im at Its okay to be smart channel haahhaha
@f3ynman1um86 жыл бұрын
Michael is such a character I mean like where does he come up with “The first and only youtube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking”
@JesseCaul6 жыл бұрын
Michael is the only person who should exist
@GrilliCici6 жыл бұрын
Spycrabs how to basic
@GrilliCici6 жыл бұрын
SO YOU LOVE HOW TO BAsic
@seededsoul6 жыл бұрын
put him into space, then use the combined nuclear arsenal of russia and the USA to sanitize the world.
@DreamyDaylite6 жыл бұрын
Wait, then what about yourself?
@JesseCaul6 жыл бұрын
Dreamy Daylite the Cat No only him
@cscgaming256 жыл бұрын
I think Michael forgot this wasn’t a Vsauce video for about 5 minutes
@Ryukachoo6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for cooking Michael just messing with the formula for fun now
@brum45506 жыл бұрын
I love the edits. Your humor has really grown on me.
@iexist7145 жыл бұрын
The sudden subject change to the zucchini caught me off guard
@mowdegrassetyson76766 жыл бұрын
Will this be on the test?
@corvidox6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@phillipgamble8495 жыл бұрын
No, but it may be on his next T Shirt 🤗
@Smerpyderp5 жыл бұрын
It's a quiz, Tyrone! Not a test, It's a quiz! God! Get it right for once!
@karthikbalajim13816 жыл бұрын
Michael becoming crazier with every new video... Guess he would've become completely mad when he does the next video on Vsauce...
@vaibhav55666 жыл бұрын
Karthik Balaji nub
@Kredeidi6 жыл бұрын
Its started when he locked himself in a sensory deprivation room for days
@-lll-ll-llll-AVE6 жыл бұрын
Im honestly baffled by the quality of Michael’s comedic skills at each new DONG videos Keep it up, proud of ya
@KuroAno5 жыл бұрын
That zucchini photo is very phallic. It made me laugh a lot.
@dugsrobert79526 жыл бұрын
“Astronaut Scott Tingle, what’s up. Hhh, you obviously” zooms in on Michael’s proud face about his dorky joke, “Heuh you little astronaut” a millisecond later Michael’s sincerity comes back. This is why I love these videos
@dustyflygon6 жыл бұрын
Humans are my spirit animal.
@connorking9846 жыл бұрын
DustyFlygon I always felt like them.
@tank_m3_tanker5756 жыл бұрын
His puns are so bad that they are so good
@bloggerboyo6 жыл бұрын
Great cooking show! I especially loved the blue cheez burger and salad with rose vinaigrette.
@Vsauce6 жыл бұрын
Thanks! It's a great recipe for teens. Easy to make and quick clean up. Always a favorite!
@bloggerboyo6 жыл бұрын
...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".
@jamietaylor86636 жыл бұрын
Blogger Boyo that’s how vegan cheese replacement stuff is spelled so you’re good
@tomdenhollander24436 жыл бұрын
I live in the Netherlands under sea-level, so i'm older then people that were born on the same moment as i was born right?
@banehog6 жыл бұрын
Yes, first you're older, then people were born on the same moment.
@parthiancapitalist27335 жыл бұрын
?
@josefdrapak18894 жыл бұрын
@@banehog wtf
@banehog4 жыл бұрын
@@josefdrapak1889 here's a clue: Then != Than
@TaoSpin3 жыл бұрын
No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.
@blownfuse766 жыл бұрын
Best visual explanation of Terrell rotation I've come across so far. Thanks!
@KantFromEC6 жыл бұрын
"some countries babies are born more often then others" Yes for instance in Russia each baby is born 3 times before they're given citizenship.
@alexwang9826 жыл бұрын
Charlie C whaaaaaa
@NoveskeYT6 жыл бұрын
The joke is?
@Spartan-Four-Twenty6 жыл бұрын
Charlie C watch it again and you will be as surprised as i was that north korea lit up at all.
@yahyaelnaggar22646 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ei..6 жыл бұрын
Not a single baby was born in Norway
@jolez_48696 жыл бұрын
*GOOD*
@suwinkhamchaiwong83826 жыл бұрын
A baby is born there every 485.88 seconds. Or to put it another way, 8 minutes, 5 seconds and approximately 880 milliseconds.
@meshachwalker68416 жыл бұрын
Too cold to function
@sunshinedaniela85726 жыл бұрын
Einar Johnsen That is because Exurb1a destroyed Norway already
@crake95106 жыл бұрын
Suwin Khamchaiwong that’s how long it takes light to get from the sun to the earth.
@ossi_24296 жыл бұрын
I love DONG. Michael’s humorous side is so fun to experience.
@lucaslopes-ws5ng6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Michael's work, this man is just amazing
@LordMichaelRahl6 жыл бұрын
This helped me understand Terrell rotation better, great job Michael.
@lunhing53086 жыл бұрын
You so precious when you smile
@therambunctiousrobloxian93236 жыл бұрын
Did you say this before the song "Mine" came out? Time traveler!
@teppopierune55205 жыл бұрын
Wtfffsgitfuckinghellwhatamieventalkingaboutshiiit
@tmoney50365 жыл бұрын
@@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 did he really
@stax87616 жыл бұрын
what was the science behind 6:20, does a sudden topic change help us regain our attention? I'm actually curious.
@vitormelomedeiros6 жыл бұрын
It's nonsense humour, one of the favourite kinds of humour to the man of science.
@bonarjames-oneill24836 жыл бұрын
The memes have got to you Micheal
@SergioRodriguez_1012 жыл бұрын
Man I've been looking for a video about zucchinis for a long time, glad he delivered.
@shivamroy6526 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making such wonderful videos, Michel. They are the most amazing videos ever on KZbin. Keep it up.
@astroash6 жыл бұрын
*Top ten anime geniuses.*
@owenjames80406 жыл бұрын
I love this man
@TheV-Man6 жыл бұрын
#1 FIGHT ME
@elliotlea54576 жыл бұрын
*Top ten characters who could beat Thanos even with the infinity stone*
@raphagafloresol70696 жыл бұрын
nani
@wildharpy64355 жыл бұрын
@@ibyinstitute *to
@LightTheMars6 жыл бұрын
I like all Dongs, but I like Michael's Dong the most.
@cheesecakelasagna6 жыл бұрын
12:30 I mean I once triggered a very heated political debate on a youtube video.
@theceohq6 жыл бұрын
that's not even true you filthy commie! ALL LIES!! LIES I SAID
@cheesecakelasagna6 жыл бұрын
adrsya I'm not talking about American politics boi.
@argeliozamora10746 жыл бұрын
CheesecakeLasagna Politics? Lmao i once talked about religion, Some one got shot at the end
@alexanderm57286 жыл бұрын
I once started a ghif vs. jif debate. That got pretty hot.
@KhOrganization6 жыл бұрын
Alexander M in short, it’s pronounced JIF. The creator of GIFs even said so.
@Jeff-cp9xn4 жыл бұрын
Love this vid, its on the verge Vsauce
@Ncryption3 жыл бұрын
Within 30 seconds I always learn something cool or think about interesting things with any video Micheal is in. Thank you sir. May your atoms always change but may you not.
@bmccool6 жыл бұрын
VSauce really out here for us unable/unwilling to dive into KZbin Red
@sorenmine77656 жыл бұрын
micheal should start a let's play channel. "heyy, let's play, micheal here."
@newman64345 жыл бұрын
Sorenmine id kms
@eduardozanin85206 жыл бұрын
Hi Michael!
@GuyNamedSean6 жыл бұрын
Hi Eduardo!
@pijusnorusis92236 жыл бұрын
Hi Sean!
@kai615k6 жыл бұрын
Hi Himananshu
@thehunters72146 жыл бұрын
Hi Someone!
@diegoasanch6 жыл бұрын
VSauce here
@MalMedic6 күн бұрын
You had me at "Cooking" In the 1st nonooo seconds of YOur Dialogue 😅 Thank you for everything
@jacobocorujo66936 жыл бұрын
This video is truly the pinnacle of all human achievement
@ryattlarge95976 жыл бұрын
2:46 oh look the earth isn’t flat
@Batman-rq2vx6 жыл бұрын
Humans are some of my favorite animals too Michael.
@SmoothTurtle8406 жыл бұрын
D.O.N.G. doesn’t taste good when it’s over 12 inches...
@gurumage95556 жыл бұрын
Brilliant xD
@GSGHenrietta4 жыл бұрын
The last 60 seconds is gold Michael
@bing0bongo6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite cooking show on KZbin
@FEARbraveheart6 жыл бұрын
What's the song at 6:40 called? I've listened to all the songs in Jake's channel and I can't seem to find it :(
@909sickle5 жыл бұрын
10:55 my favorite part is when the raptor taps its claw on the ground
@TheAdelhide6 жыл бұрын
zukkini fact made me laugh, instant like
@attedau62356 жыл бұрын
This was so great nice to see him in a similar format 2 the vids I love the most
@JustPlainRob6 жыл бұрын
"Humans are, like, one of my top-10 favorite animals..." Michael is the best.
@Jennifer-ge1up6 жыл бұрын
You little, heheh, astronaut!
@doodoobonejones5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he misspelled the channel name in the video. It's D!NG, Michael lol. Can't win 'em all I suppose
@srisruthi89375 жыл бұрын
Once it was dong now it has been changed to ding
@mrmoth264 жыл бұрын
@@srisruthi8937 Heresey! It was never DONG it was always D!NG. DONG is not brand friendly and is innapropriate.
@kellyhe30124 жыл бұрын
@@mrmoth26 that is correct.
@angelmendez-rivera3514 жыл бұрын
Mr Moth Yes, which is why it was changed to D!NG. But it USED to be DONG.
@mrmoth264 жыл бұрын
@@angelmendez-rivera351 It was never DONG! Heretic!
@GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES6 жыл бұрын
He is how to basic creator
@despacitotv79066 жыл бұрын
preach amen btw despacito is epic
@user-bm2eq9xl6d6 жыл бұрын
No, that was a joke.
@blackseac6 жыл бұрын
- and you also missed this commenters joke
@Pluvillion6 жыл бұрын
r/wooooooooooooooooosh
@crake95106 жыл бұрын
r/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@0bsy965 жыл бұрын
Finding Vsauce and D!ng was one of the best things that happened in my life
@MacJunkyFlips5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Idaho and every time somebody literally mentions our existence I get happy!
@benjaminbrady23856 жыл бұрын
But Michael, if you move near the speed of light next to the earth, wouldn't you see more than 50% of its surface? Which you said was impossible
@brando85155 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Brady you would just see a different 50 percent
@kaushikmudgal54595 жыл бұрын
Or is it? (Vsauce music intensifies)
@thexsoar6 жыл бұрын
An oven can be in only one state; heated or unheated. Pre-heating an oven is a meaningless term. And as always, thank you Mr. Carlin.
@daniellebarker72056 жыл бұрын
Thexsoar the Bearded my oven is in two states, it sits on the Arizona Nevada border.
@annakrawczuk52216 жыл бұрын
Well, if you have a Shrodinger oven, it can be in the two states at the same time :)
@iagreebut68136 жыл бұрын
Danielle Barker theres only one place where an oven can be in 4 states.
@davidf22816 жыл бұрын
I really hope this comment was meant to be ironic
@thexsoar6 жыл бұрын
Actually I was referring to this: timestamp 1:50 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJWzqmh_oNNqmtk
@ابوعمر-ذ3س3ج6 жыл бұрын
Love you michael 👍👍👍
@adriendm6 жыл бұрын
Oh my... this humour is so subtle, i love it :')
@MalMedic6 күн бұрын
Hi Me again!! Bestsides this being HILARIOUS IT IS BRILLIANTLY PUT TOGETHER EDITS, PRESENTATION, ect. ...ecseter. Anywhoooo 5/5 ALL ROUND