Thales's Theorem

[@tixqu837]

Me: proves Thales theorem through known geometry Micheal: proves all of Euclidean geometry in order to prove Thales theorem

[@adamqazsedc]

The 5 postulates

[@derpatel9760]

some day, so kid will have to say, "that's, MY DAD"

[@pkfirematt]

@@derpatel9760 Vsauce: Or am I?

[@NerdWithLaptop]

That’s my 50orfewer-th cousin.

[@muskmelon-o-8161]

😂

[@YostPeter]

What kind of madman says "compbutt" several times and keeps a straight face.

[@LucasAlexander]

I believe it is pronounced "Cum(p)butt"

[@nikkan3810]

I can do that

[@principal_optimism]

We called them compasses at school. I'm so confused. Subtitles said it was spelt "kumbha" ????? compbutt? you sure?

[@RazorM97]

he's a genius

[@nawid21]

Germany here, 5th and 6th grade

[@Ikebot]

Teacher: "The angles of a triangle always add up to 180 degrees." Student: "Why?" Teacher: "Uh, well, it's--" Michael: "Hold my compbutt"

[@hunnitmanjuuve2404]

Cumbutt

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

Cumjar

[@kryptokly1435]

I think, we also did the proof for this in school.

[@ΒασίληςΓερμανίδης-ζ8η]

@@kryptokly1435 yes indeed

[@sanyalox01]

Proving the 180° triangle is in the school system in my country

[@odoyle6778]

i lost it when he pulled out the "short sided ruler"

[@nihabkhan9184]

0:56: Shouldn't that be a compdonkey?

[@mrguest3749]

5:52

[@jamesmurchie6157]

They’re sold out. Big sad

[@dewut420]

L

[@cl0p38]

They could be shorter if the length was its thickness

[@CensoredHarbor]

This dude just used circles to teach us about triangles and plugged his product line in the process.

[@frechjo]

I'd say it like this: this guy just fooled us into watching a middle school geometry class full of humor in line with it and lots of product placement.

[@colinfaherty661]

its hostility impressive how he does all that and somehow keeps our attention throughout a 9th grade geometry lesson

[@yon8081]

he's not a dude, _he's a man_

[@spencerbrady2425]

Dubaron mad skills

[@daviddo658]

Yeah, but it was about math, so it was worth it.

[@aleksa13579]

michael is such a chaotic neutral

[@joshbobst1629]

What makes a man turn neutral?

[@nikkan3810]

More like chaotic chaotic.

[@yboy898]

He's chaotic evil. Remember that he drew two parallel lines just to make sure it never meet. What kind of a neutral person does that?

[@ohboy1113]

yusuf red he more often acts chaotic neutral than chaotic evil though. See “Vsauce without context”

[@Tryh4rd3rr]

He’s more chaotic good

[@Taikamuna]

_"They're never gonna meet"_ *_PERMANENT LONELINESS_* -Michael 2019

[@ganagal6546]

Take that lines

[@lambchu6459]

-Michael [on "...you and your waifu" (circa 2019)]

[@zoyuu]

I see u legit everyday

[@sleonard-lu7bo]

Looks like I’m a parallel line

[@oexnorth]

Russian troll bot detected.

[@ahmedsherief724]

Micheal: teaching basic geometry i already know Me: still fascinated

[@anton9297]

Yeah me too

[@jojoversus1100]

Michael's smooth like that.

[@nicid0es348]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jam8eWh5jcejj6M

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@jojoversus1100 like ur pfp

[@jojoversus1100]

@@mihailmilev9909 Thanks! I drew it myself!

[@peek_yew9369]

"Ooh, they're never gonna meet, take that lines. Permanent loneliness..." Dang dude what the heck

[@captaincrust2180]

14:11

[@plokijum]

Frog Boot “Take that lines” (Permanent loneliness)

[@VitaliyCD]

😿

[@0xVENx0]

dong

[@notkiwibird]

Frog Boot me

[@nicktokar2459]

Did I really just watch a 24 minute high school geometry lecture?

[@conficturaincarnatus1034]

We did. Yes we just did.

[@OkamiDesuGa]

I learned more from this 24 minute lecture than my entire high school geometry class

[@sepioify]

Phoenix White well, you should’ve paid more attention in class.

[@mxj1337]

That's too obvious for a high school

[@icevlad148]

middle school

[@gregvillafane9167]

Almost sure he forgot the password to his main channel at this point.

[@thatfoodguy7661]

Greg Villafane oh yeah yeah

[@quarterexploding]

O yeye

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

He's been uploading a new series of Mind Field, & three of the episodes are free!

[@DemiSamaKun]

Just use the ice breaker. Hope he was properly trained in its operation.

[@matthewzuelke6721]

No, KZbin Red stole his password

[@pan_man69]

Michael seems like an immortal being that's trying to relate to the cool kids

[@doctorduck4844]

And succeeding

[@hareecionelson5875]

Correction: Michael IS an immortal being that's trying to relate to the cool kids

[@MurshidIslam]

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

[@aarondavis8943]

Maybe he's Tom Bombadil.

[@UserT049.]

@@hareecionelson5875 no he IS an immortal being who IS related to the cool kids.

[@i-win]

Michael's toys 2.0 looks great!

[@AxxLAfriku]

I will now count to 4 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3...4. Thank you for your attention, dear michaels toys

[@Nick_1911]

Plot twist , we(viewers) are Michael's toys because Michael is playing with us :D

[@lilianaortiz2798]

Second best show of 2019

[@marre8974]

Oh yeah yeah

[@apersonontheinternet7607]

@@Nick_1911 It depends on which sense, with a channel named Dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@johnchessant3012]

Michael probably forgot the pbuttword to his main channel.

[@HaydenManka]

Maybe

[@NotReese]

He tweeted about you. You did it.

[@sdm000]

LOL good one

[@yugal.prakash]

Ayyy

[@carloscepeda-diaz9722]

hahahah that was what i was thinking

[@evanco5213]

This entire vid was just for Michael to flex on us with his gold watch

[@asgeiralbretsen]

His gold wristband with a white area and a stick.

[@BluntforceJ]

if i ever see Michael in my hood wearing that gold watch, i'll ask him "what time is it?"

[@shadowsfromolliesgraveyard6577]

That watch has hands, where are your fingers?

[@aurigo_tech]

Looks like he is wearing a "Slow Watch" - a watch with just one hand and 24h dial. Cool!

[@durdleduc8520]

I didn’t even notice it

[@user84074]

16:00 My mind was blown! Seeing how this all lead to showing that Triangles have 180° of internal angles was like learning it for the first time all over again. This video is as good as an entire semester of high school geometry

[@segmentsAndCurves]

When did you first learn this?

[@segmentsAndCurves]

@@hextav Thanks, I'm not a native English speaker.

[@Shashank_ssm]

In India we learn that in 5th grade

[@ritwikism]

That too in one week, not one semester lol

[@manavshah8335]

@@Shashank_ssm padhle bsdk

[@reabkire]

It's always been a miracle to me, how Michael can be this memey, be this much of a science nerd (in the best and positive way) AND is even able to comminucate his thoughts so well. Gotta love this guy.

[@poddime]

'This is a family friendly show' _Literally moments ago was making out with a skull_

[@nopenope1305]

A compbutt

[@e11eohe11e]

@Xavier VK That's funny since þ looks like p and b put together. But that would be pronounced comthutt. 😂 Fun Fact: þ is called Thorn and makes a "th" sound. So on old signs where it said "þe olde tavern," people like to say "ye olde tavern" because it makes it sound old, but it was literally "the olde tavern."

[@elleoat]

@@e11eohe11e oK why then did they not use an "eth" (ð) instead of a "thorn" (þ) as the "eth" makes the soft "th" that we use in words like the or there?

[@elleoat]

What do you mean? What kind of family do you live in?

[@sw3aterCS_]

I thought the and there are pronounced with hard THs?

[@arwa7067]

Michael: "You will need one comp--" Viewers: ... Michael: "I'm sorry this is a family channel, a compBUTT." me: *this is why I love this man*

[@япростоигрок-к6щ]

GOODgod

[@plasmatorproducer]

It's a pair of compbutts though

[@josehuertamiranda8176]

I feel like compass is better than cumbutt

[@bobanagram6769]

HAHA you repeated his joke bravo

[@abritishguy8351]

@@bobanagram6769 I too enjoy belittling people for enjoying a joke

[@triteraerlangga7917]

Michael: *show elements book* "this book is fantastic..." Me: "cool! A book that display every elements!" Michael: "because it has nice sharp right angle.." Me: "ohh..."

[@ShapeDoppelganger]

When I heard him saying "Elements" I thought it would be the Euclid's book.

[@shivamchouhan5077]

@@ShapeDoppelganger same

[@krishnachoubey8648]

@@shivamchouhan5077 approximately equal

[@Houshalter]

​@@ShapeDoppelgangerthat's the joke

[@tvmoviemakers659]

I basically sat through a geometry lecture and enjoyed it

[@dyscea]

This. Flashback of my high school geometry. She was already the awesomest math teacher ever, but this would have been cool to see back then. Man, proofs and trig...

[@sadtoast6122]

Michal good at that

[@鳩ø]

Yeah, michael is a good teacher ;)

[@xuanpang1972]

This is why Michael would be a good math teacher Edit: oh wait u Americans say math, so there Edit to my edit: oh I forgot to change it, here u go

[@sadtoast6122]

@@xuanpang1972 he's making more money being a KZbinr and a living meme

[@L3SSTH4NL33T]

This video has a bit of a "I just a had a psychotic break" vibe, and I love it.

[@zacozacoify]

L3SSTH4NL33T If you haven’t already check out DogBeef’s video Inside the Mind of Vsauce

[@UnderscoreZeroLP]

i had a psychotic break recently

[@LtCrispo]

He has fully embraced the memes now. My life is complete

[@fgvcosmic6752]

*jazz muzic stops

[@clairecrichtonmusic]

i love how instead of doing math homework i decide to watch a math related video for 20 minutes

[@justaregulartoaster]

Michael more and more reminds me of a retired scientist who's gone crazy and now secretly uploads videos to the internet from the psychiatric facility

[@hectoralejandrotorrespopoc9232]

Erich Roethlisberger This Remembers me to Dr. Walter Lewin xD

[@654pedro123]

@@hectoralejandrotorrespopoc9232 Same, xD.

[@QuadroMan1]

You should see Cliff on Numberphile

[@doctordank4229]

so that's why he isn't uploading on vsauce1

[@ActionJackson669]

Michael makes his videos during rec time at the institution 😭😭😭

[@adolw3266]

I love that Micheal is just hijacking the dong channel to show off his geometry skills and everyone loves it

[@wrhythm]

It's probably an experiment in intersecting audiences.

[@Jerkasaur]

D!NG

[@GoldenTV3]

Teaches entire sophomore geometry in 24 minutes.

[@blubberdust]

Michael's tongue-and cheek response to having to change the name of the show to d!ng bc dong wasn't family friendly

[@frogz]

there was never a ding, only a dong nelson mandella effect

[@pugsriel]

good point.

[@shaunmitchell1923]

This channel has always been called D!ng. There was never a Dong. Maybe you're thinking about the Hostess chocolate cake?

[@magpie405]

That short sided ruler made me laugh a lot

[@Sebz]

Same

[@abhinavsahal5572]

He's embracing the meme celebrity he is

[@Gooberpatrol66]

DONG but out of context

[@Skystrike70]

>says show is family friendly >literally names it dong

[@kliop00023]

not that laughable in this one...

[@CoffeeD_1]

Skystrike70 mmmmmh you touch my tralala mhhhhhhhhh my dingdingdong

[@RiggingDoctor]

I take it Dong is the new VSauce

[@kpman644]

Rigging Doctor He said he's working on one massive vsauce vid

[@camerongray7767]

Kevin O'Riordan Really? Tell me more

[@DiamGR]

He's also working on a massive dong video

[@bassemb]

DONG (at least as it is now; it started as something different) is much smaller in scale than Vsauce, and deals with less abstract and wide-ranging topics. It's mostly about tangible objects, mathematics, and applied physics.

[@deadross3894]

@@bassemb r/woooosh

[@matematicaHobby]

*Teorema*: encontrando o centro do círculo 05:30. Axiomas -> Teoremas 06:47. *Propriedades/conceitos primitivos*: conceito de Transformações Isométricas 07:14, LAL informações suficientes para saber que dois triângulos são congruentes 09:21, translação de um quadrilátero 11:10, preserva o ângulo 12:09, ângulos correspondentes, alternos internos e externos, colaterais, etc 13:51. Demonstração que a soma dos ângulos internos de um triângulo é 180º: 16:10. Teorema: os ângulos da base de um triângulo isósceles são iguais 19:18. Ângulo inscrito de 90º interceptará a circunferência nas extremidades de algum diâmetro 23:05

[@RobinBrewsBeer]

It literally doesn't matter what this guy talks about. I will be completely engrossed, and I will finish the video.

[@arnovj1]

That's respect.

[@prylon1908]

I was about to click off half way through then got mad at myself because it would disrespect michael

[@NeilCrabbe]

Did you see him find out if a watched pot boils?

[@velx2495]

I love Michael's bald head.

[@Zeppec]

Me too i wanna lick his head

[@fundemort]

I miss his head pops up from the bottom of the screen.

[@Reptarevangelion]

mood

[@civilizedzombie8760]

i like eggs too

[@KrXza]

Civilized Zombie LMAO

[@icejamevents]

This video includes 90% of everything I learned in my geometry class in 20 min.

[@ginbelg1]

The system will find a way to emply loads of people yet underpay them to work 8 hours a day for years to accomplish something a private citizen can do in 20 minutes

[@theinfinitylab2727]

Zachary Mazur yes so true this is a summary of like the whole "proving triangles congruent" and "proving lines parallel" units in geometry

[@chironroe8288]

Yup, and that is because Michael is a good teacher. He also doesn't have to compensate for slow learners, because one could just re-watch the video, yet a school teacher would have to go slower and repeat themselves to make sure all the students understand. If the teacher could go at their own pace without interruption, it would of course be quicker. School teachers for the most part are trying their best.

[@ahmedshaikh7662]

I was looking for this comment. And its so true.

[@alacastersoi8265]

Michael: Compbutt Me: Semenpass

[@somecat7272]

its actually semenpbutt

[@bonemann6107]

HMMMmMmmMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmm~~~

[@423adriana]

semenpee, because the pass part sounds like piss. so semenpee instead of cumpiss

[@dylankrejci9965]

@@423adriana sepersonurine. can't say men, that's sExIsT

[@user-gb5od8nh7m]

@@dylankrejci9965 seperchildurine. can't say son, that's sExIsT

[@turcandumitru]

Damn, Michael flexin' on us with his golden watch.

[@usagi2934]

And ring

[@MrCimik]

I believe it was a gift from his wife.

[@whatif7229]

Best intro to any video on youtube

[@kpk1171]

ayye 100th like

[@Tweogan]

is this sarcasm? because I assume the vast majority of dislikes are due to the intro

[@bigfly1391]

Tweogan That intro is absolute gold! The hell are you saying?

[@repsforjesus3563]

I want someone to talk about me like Michael talks about his drawings *Beautiful* *Beautiful* *PERFECT*

[@rorygoode3266]

But he also said:"make this longer" 😪

[@rr.studios]

He also said "Permanent loneliness" ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

[@lvbboi9]

Im getting MoNika vibes

[@loganrawson6069]

I do not expect you to read this or even see it but I've really been impacted by you a lot. I used to just be a math kid getting good grades and getting through it easily, but ever since i started watching you my love for science has been skyrocketing. Right now I'm actually deciding whether or not I want to go into music or into science for college (I will probably just try and do both), and I'm not really concerned about it because I know either way I won't stop loving science. You have really made science a part of my life and I can't thank you enough for that. (also yes I notice this is a more math sided video but it was when this popped up in my head)

[@WujuStyler]

What happened? I went to uni for compsci and have now started a job doing science stuff for a cool company but I play music with others almost every week. It's so good!

[@SenseiShart]

Update??

[@loganrawson6069]

@@WujuStyler I ultimately decided on audio engineering while enrolled at Belmont university. It’s a good mix of electronic and music and some of those science things that really get me excited. A lot of people wanted me to do piano or voice as a major because those are my two best instruments by a long shot, but I didn’t see how I could further the connection of science in those fields. I am also exploring the science of coffees and such as I’m planning to work as a barista while in college. Eventually I may try to get a undergraduates degree in chemistry but I’m happy where I am now so I have no current plans for that

[@kai4486]

This Michael guy is really cool, he should make a KZbin channel!

[@notwildcard377]

Please include me in screenshot if you woooosh someone

[@ramosdetrigo]

@@notwildcard377 ok

[@vicirdek2275]

r/whoosh

[@vicirdek2275]

Okay im putting this on reddit now and im including you

[@kai4486]

Asjad Ali, I think we both know that won’t happen

[@suzizanna]

"But you don't always have a compbutt" ~ Michael Stevens

[@hrrawr]

I had forgotten what it was like to enjoy math. Thank you.

[@heisselnicholaspramoedya8121]

Math become unenjoyable when they introduces letters

[@gubre2195]

Boi! You baisicly are saying what I am when I fricken watch vsouce

[@Ottmar555]

@@heisselnicholaspramoedya8121 Only because it is not taught the correct way. Basic algebra can be quite intuitive if you have some geometric background. But computation ability is seen as more important instead of actual comprehension of the subject. It is a true shame.

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

BRO! Same here!!!

[@AmazingLube]

I learned all of this in school but my teacher had a hard time explaining it. You are way better at it.

[@sarath_sajan]

Me: Mom, buy me this great book. Mom: What's so special about this book? Me: Because it has a nice sharp right angle.

[@funnyvideos-funnyoutloud2618]

It's like I am 6th grade schoolboy again, but my teacher is having existential crisis -_-

[@sharonjuniorchess]

Don't they all? We used to make a game of making them all go mad.

[@likebot.]

Remember, your are responsible for your axioms and your axioms have consequences.

[@citrusfruitunion7382]

you could argue that is the principle (or even axiom) that the entirety of mathematics is built on but okay.

[@panta_rhei.26]

wHeN wIlL yOu LeArN *WHeN wiLL YOu LEaRn* *_THAT YOUR AXIOMS HAVE CONSEQUENCES_*

[@ConceptHut]

Well that's a very cool statement. Thank you.

[@axiom6919]

10-4

[@FreeMindedMason]

Not to be confused with Axion, the snowboard gear company

[@whatskrakin37]

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “Yes, you are”

[@ieuangriffith1742]

If Thales' Theorem always works does that mean it's Thale-safe

[@boxofparadoxes1988]

Ieuan Griffith underrated comment

[@icetemplar7555]

YES

[@pbierre]

I'm diametrically opposed

[@paracetamol256]

I don't understand

[@ainukoinu7862]

@@pbierre I was damn cube rooted

[@diegoenciso7693]

It would be great to see this man talking about college calculus

[@oreggon9355]

Diego Enciso he said in a Ted-X speech that he tries to make the videos so that everybody can learn something from/understand the videos. College calculus isn’t exactly everybody, and would likely be boring to the people who do know calculus.

[@mastershooter64]

Lmao whats college calculus

[@atharvadeshpande2409]

3blue1brown

[@RatKeeperDude]

@@mastershooter64 multi-variable is not usually taught in HS

[@jojoversus1100]

@@oreggon9355 I totally feel you bro, but I've been watching Michael for a decade now, & he ALWAYS, without fail, makes ANYTHING easier to understand. He's an amazing teacher. He really is.

[@imaghostbtw]

What's a good way to make a perfect circle without a compbutt? The only other way I know is to draw a realistic face then erase all the details until your left with a circle

[@LightningSe7en]

Idk man that's too simple. I like to plant a tree, make paper from that tree which I use to write to a friend to draw a face who then erases the details to eventually make a circle. Simple.

[@ganaraminukshuk0]

Does it also work with drawing an owl and erasing everything but the fork-ing circles?

[@clarahowson2911]

M. rta. How many comments did you say this on?

[@berdyie]

First I draw this head. Then I erase some of the more detailed features. And then one-two-three, a circle!.. uh.. thingy?

[@4na-k8]

S P U N G B O B

[@rowan1691]

I love how you don’t just say “this is Thales Theorem and how to use it”, but rather you go in depth and offer explanations of how and why it works, opening up so many new ideas and concepts. Thank you for sharing your amazing work

[@loamguitar]

Anyone else get really anxious that Michael was going to accidentally stain the side of his book blue?

[@X.L.B1]

Liam McLaughlin riiight. He’s also gunna have a magenta ring around his decoder😱

[@elliotlea5457]

We all did, I think.

[@bogdan_cx]

@@elliotlea5457 nope, get your facts right.

[@Nen_niN]

@@bogdan_cx Cakeportal: "We all did, I think" Emphasis on "I think"

[@bogdan_cx]

@@Nen_niN lolol

[@nikolajnrregaardmunk9436]

Nothing like listening to smooth jazz whilst Micheal Stevens is teaching triangles.

[@boobrowsky]

maniacally kind of

[@karim____]

i have a degree in math, still watching and clapping like a child

[@jsutinbibber9508]

which courses

[@baileymcmanus1816]

Which field of math

[@thatfoodguy7661]

Lol, I invented math and I'm doing that as well!

[@Jeonex]

the vault dweller math math

[@JPEG0812]

I'm in high school geometry and me too

[@Derrythe01]

This is a perfect example of what I love about your shows. I can show this to my 7 year old (which I did) and he actually learns something because you walk through all of the steps to finding out how things work in a way that he can follow but makes it entertaining for people who already understand the concepts.

[@zacharyfilion1437]

My man out here flexing that gold watch

[@bardisaythen4392]

It came from the KZbin red series money

[@astroneural]

Imagine thinking of that and not having a video to help you. This Thales dude is smart.

[@jaok6568]

Yeah, the greeks are very cool.

[@mayamayhemmusic]

he's also dead.

[@wizardo9226]

are you sure he didn't get that from this video?

[@astroneural]

@@wizardo9226 that’s what I thought at first but if you check the dates Thales was a couple thousand years earlier

[@wizardo9226]

@@astroneural oh I see different timezones and what not

[@handsomelspunge4829]

This video is just an excuse for Micheal to flex his brand new Rolex. Smh

[@thatcrystalpie]

hahaaaaah

[@sturmifan]

he's a watch guy, and I can relate to him

[@TAiles13]

Isnt it a slow watch?

[@temmiemew]

i remember watching this video a long time ago. i didn't retain anything from it, but now in 9th grade, taking geometry, and I know all of this. i know congruence, isometries, SAS, corresponding angles, verticle angles, the reflexive property, and ITBAT. i know everything you told us in this video, and its a pretty incredible feeling to recognize all that, see it proved, and see it all put together like this.

[@ΣοφίαΣτουπά-ρ2τ]

Similar experience, the first time I watched it I had no clue who Thalis even was, then after taking these lessons and finally finding this video again today after all this time, it was so satisfying.

[@iamaioshi]

hello freshman geometry

[@darkpanthertv7330]

sean my man

[@BudderB0y2222]

*Nam flashbacks*

[@vitalik38815]

Oh hey

[@Darxide23]

Or earlier.

[@jetbean9157]

My geometry teacher was named Mr. Hogan.

[@dr.avalanche4994]

I’m 100% sure Michael does weird things in hope to feed the meme community

[@daniellaffan6992]

14:18

[@ssathessa]

Actually he mentioned this in a podcast with Kevin

[@joyo4597]

He is a comedian, its funny

[@MrHauerManuel]

The pause after the intro was amazing 00:40

[@br45entei]

The angle that he drew at 13:03 was nearly a perfect half circle. Wow.

[@therainbowwillow4453]

Brian Entei I literally showed that arc to my parents it was so beautiful.

[@alexw.outdoors4269]

its not like he used two straight lines or anything...WOW.

[@john_duncan]

haha i saw that too.

[@literalcode]

He forgot to intentionally make it imperfect

[@1SSJA]

@@alexw.outdoors4269 ? Do you not understand that he could have made a half oval or a half rectangle? A perfect half circle is hard to achieve, with or without two straight lines

[@bemshire]

Why do I feel like I am getting smarter and going insane at the same time?

[@portalmanHUN]

Now you know why they say ignorance is bliss

[@cuca_str4151]

24 min vídeo, Michael, an beautiful math explanation, compbutt, I couldn’t be more happy

[@nemer_k]

spent half a year in middle school learning something that could be learned in less than half an hour

[@connorscosette5440]

oh well , i don't care about geometry anymore , i'm a medical student

[@imyourmaster77]

You spent half a year in this? We spent only a couple of classes but it was because we exercised on it. But I do agree teaching should be far more focused on explaining the why and be a lot more intuitive.

[@beenathomas9153]

I'm not complete, without the "Hey, VSauce, Michael here!"

[@GeraltofRivia22]

You mean, "here, Hey, Michael VSauce".

[@cactuslactus6007]

*"Hey, DONG, Michael here!"

[@menthaspicata1571]

"Oh oops, this is my short sided ruler" - Micheal Early 2019

[@_spiderz_571]

A year has passed since you commented? Do u remember yourself watching this video?

[@benben4967]

@@_spiderz_571 I dont think he does

[@ettaoudianas6748]

@@_spiderz_571 do you remember making this comment?

[@lasso.]

Do you remember this comment!!

[@menthaspicata1571]

@@lasso. no lol

[@cadepatton6418]

I think Michael just forgot the vsauce one password.

[@evanlino6769]

You mean pbuttword!

[@GEB_Rosee_PPS]

is the last 9 digits of π

[@SlewedBoot25934]

*dead silence for 4 seconds* IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO DOES NOT LOVE MAKING CIRCLES?

[@parast1721]

Anyone else miss, *"Hey, VSauce. Michael Here"* ?

[@titaniumwolf439]

this ain't vsauce

[@parast1721]

Titanium Wolf yes... that’s the point smh

[@titaniumwolf439]

@@parast1721 ....

[@davidramirez6896]

We are the sauce

[@arnavanand8037]

@@titaniumwolf439 you are partially correct

[@S85B50Engine]

This is why I love demonstrations that use geometry, they are so simple to understand, and so elegant because they are so tangible.

[@jeffreyluciana8711]

Why did I divide sin by tan? Answer: Just cos.

[@user-sf1uc7ft1t]

Just cos I 1ted 2

[@the_haakinton8924]

I was going to like this comment but it has 69 likes...

[@xenomni1673]

Just sec

[@chromiyum6849]

@@xenomni1673 that's 1/cos

[@bl1398]

cos what?

[@Taikamuna]

I almost read it as Thanos's theorem

[@darealpoopster]

You watch Vsauce?

[@iironieminen6849]

Taikamuna, you're world record egg right?

[@tinmajdandzic6437]

Me to 😂

[@percydeckard5974]

well, it does seem pretty perfectly balanced... as all things should be

[@corrod3195]

Balanced as all things should be

[@peepo_beepo3190]

I'm a simple man. I see Michael's DONG, I smash like.

[@thallassion2718]

I approve

[@SneakyBee]

Say that VERRYYYYY slowly with out like

[@mr.turdlybird4387]

Eww

[@hunterc1805]

peepo _ beepo always smash for Michael’s DONG

[@jamesdavis2027]

This is a family show >:(

[@Felipe-sw8wp]

I can't stop laughing at this. "oh this is my short sided ruler"

[@ing8404]

Michael Stevens... The man, The Myth, The Legend.... The immortal meme lord.

[@nobodynowhere8061]

Until it was 6:30:30

[@patrickhodson8715]

Dis boi deadass made out with a skull

[@8-bitapple85]

I guess he's in to older people

[@patrickhodson8715]

marijnnk right! Sorry.

[@rageagainstmyhairline5574]

The skull was on top. It made out with him.

[@E-Eyes]

I hope this is satire. If not then your grammar is that of a 13 year old to cool for school kid.

[@1234macro]

this a fam show. deadbutt

[@marios3427]

*Michael forgot his password is the last 9 digits of π*

[@_rlb]

Don't you mean pbuttword?

[@perhaps5095]

Something's not right here...

[@ryanstock7094]

Adolf Hitler “Honey”? Interesting

[@cemeterydive]

@@inaayachen7592 ew

[@woodywoodmc2209]

Oh no

[@AldrenBriones]

19:52 michael: "A and B. The center I will label..." me: "C" michael: "...O" me: o h

[@JustinY.]

Look! It's that guy who makes good KZbin Red shows!

[@GeometryDashKenaz]

OK Justin

[@unknow_oh]

Yep.

[@malhargudekar9494]

Rrrrriiiiiiiisssssssdseeeeeee

[@JunaidAhmed-hr9io]

Yes, this is the real one

[@IncBot]

Shh

[@MrBoko1234]

If only more teachers were like Michael, i mightve actually learned something in school

[@jade4781]

How did you learn to spell?

[@Astarath]

@@jade4781 without apostrophes, evidently.

[@Dman6779]

@@Astarath improper use of comma, try again

[@ShreyashKore]

@@Dman6779 You missed a full stop.

[@kanva4]

Like compbutt?

[@danbeucler3029]

My 2 month old nephew was conceived and born since the last vsauce upload. Not complaining since we have all these dongs, but a fun observation nonetheless.

[@pauliejay4161]

That intro is pure satirical gold.

[@skyeparker1333]

Can't believe I really learn more from a channel named DONG than I do from school.

[@sufsanin1917]

A channel about doing things online.

[@epicgamer-xc9bw]

@@sufsanin1917 you mean doing things online now guys

[@sufsanin1917]

@@epicgamer-xc9bw yes but yo get the point. Right?

[@DlcEnergy]

epic gamer you mean something you can Do Online Now Guys (D.O.N.G)

[@doublesystem9790]

What ya talking about, this channel clearly has always been called D!NG

[@cr5678]

Michael: compbutt KZbin demonetization: am I a joke to you?

[@plokijum]

Yes. Yes, youtube demonetization. You are a fricken joke.

[@jaimesoad]

Am I a yOlK yo you?

[@felixroux]

It's not as rude as compass

[@JimTheKid]

Cumbutt

[@sanyalox01]

@JimTheKid True

[@WHatchitW]

I think "compass" sounds a lot less dirtier than "cumbutt".

[@Greenfire44]

**gasp** you said the "a" word..... get outta this christian channel >:(

[@nabhchandra_]

I see what you did there 😏

[@EdwinCristobal]

KZbin Monetization *DISAGREES*

[@WHatchitW]

lol

[@JustA.Person]

Omg i didn't realize why he was saying compbutt throughout the entire video cause I didn't see anything unchristian about compass

[@legendarypillow1450]

Micheal is truly something else. A polymath of great proportions and an amazing comedian.

[@FmFnBeats]

11:50 - 11:56 Actual footage of God creating Michael

[@quarkerson7607]

OMG yes

[@DanielPfender]

HAHA

[@abysmal83]

Beautiful, beautiful... let's make this longer.

[@The3rdGraySky]

Perfect!

[@katethenerd6508]

Scourge Of The Universe nice

[@norefill007]

I love the new intro *Michael's Living* and the cOmPbUtT

[@Fernisawake]

I kNoW ThE CoMPbUTt iS So gOoD At kEEpINg It fAMiLy FreINdly

[@blokvader8283]

Michael's living looks like a lonely sitcom

[@actionmac3907]

Michael sounds so sarcastic all the time, I'm not sure if he's teaching me math or making fun of me for learning.

[@ahmxdhsn]

I actually smiled automatically in fascination when i saw all of this connect THANKS MICHAEL!!

[@ENDESGA]

that was genuinely great, and I wish I had this video back when I learned all this as a teen

[@СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э]

I love this new show. Waiting for "Making nuke at home"

[@karnak1023]

You should check out Cody'sLab

[@trikitsu2913]

Step 1: befriend Putin...

[@rephaelreyes8552]

First buy hundreds of smoke detectors

[@h_3795]

Get some fissile material like plutonium or enriched uranium. Measure how much of the mass of the material you need for it to go critical. Break up that mass into two parts by making a “bullet” (10% of the mass) and a sphere with a bullet shaped hole (90% of the mass). Create a mechanism that launches the bullet into the other part. Modern nukes are much more complex but here you go.

[@hasbullah3459]

Странный Человек, someone made a nuclear reactor on a shed

[@adarshmusa]

0:12 Michael is having a truly high meme potential

[@joshthefantasydude9254]

4:49 That's unfortunate, but you know, life is all about mistakes, and it's all about being imperfect. And bad. So, good work everyone!

[@NewbyTon]

Michael is growing a monster of a beard Can't wait to see it's final evolution

[@HYEOL]

"This isnt even our final form" - Charles Darwin

[@levmarchuk998]

Your pfp nice

[@Shorteagle]

He's gonna look like Mega Glalie from Pokèmon

[@Devin-ul4ho]

There is no final evolution. It will grow infinitely

[@theorangeguy3869]

Michael: "Is there anyone out there who DOESN'T love drawing circles?" Me *doesn't raise his hand up because he doesn't want to disappoint his senpai* Micheal: *Raises hand* Me: *Raises hand because he thinks it's ok* Micheal: "Just kidding." Me...

[@aboubacrinecisse3455]

Thank you, internet stranger for making me feel less alone

[@lukekesletal4468]

Top 10 saddest anime betrayals

[@bookdream]

I am going to start using the more appropriate and sophisticated "comp-butt". Still deciding whether or not i'll keep the "p" in.

[@JustAnthon]

Nah, you should rather just go to the toilet... holding your p isn't healthy

[@BedlessSleeper]

Try googling comp-butt.

[@cornbreadloverrr]

Keep the P in for the com butt experience

[@durdleduc8520]

_com _*_p_*_ butt_

[@Kangooroo08]

14:11 I think he has some left over frustration from that experiment... Poor Michael.