Dirty Ditties - Quartermasters Store

Dirty Ditties - Quartermasters Store

[@enckidoofalling4519]

They never taught me these verses when I was n third grade lol

[@kimluck6718]

Remember this from years back as a child... loved it and not heard for so long... Terrific... love this... appreciate. xoxo😊💕💖

[@robertwood6811]

Old tunes love em

[@timothyflint684]

I love 💕 this one,,,. The first time I had heard it I was like 3 years old. It was wonderful, or so they had told me it were so, lol !

[@sandraevans138]

My dad had the records that this song was on, now I have them.

[@maxinebennett1996]

Omg listened to this & had to go dig out the album thats been packed away in a cupboard for yrs. Remember listening to it as a teenager.. Those were the days..

[@dawnmorris3718]

Learned a different version in the Girl Guides...There were eggs, eggs running around on legs...There were mice, mice eating all the rice....

[@TKGIOIA]

Classic rhymes eh?

[@adrianstruys5644]

wow i remembered quartermasters store & googled it & found this gem

[@billie-kateoliver6696]

Omg cant control myself

[@BigLisaFan]

Aw, they forgot the gravy that sank the German Navy or the rats, the size of alley cats. We used to sing this in the army.

[@kerylgillett]

Why oh why didn't Monty Python pick up on this??? Oh it could be sooooo legendary

[@flucazade]

I find it a bit suspicious all these people where coincidentally doing things that rhyme with their name

[@petersmith7360]

What a great song

[@barrydelisle8655]

Its one of the fun songs

[@skol56]

God God Mr Spink, you make me blush.

[@siiri3027]

Hello

[@ACGreyhound04]

I remember singing this one as a teenager at Boy Scout camp in the 1990s! After an unfortunate incident one summer, I became “Nick, Nick, who got bug bites on his...” 😬😬😬

[@hazelmavros]

I'm so sorry but that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anummasa]

the 1 i heard when 11 was Chike Chike trying to ride a bike that was 60 years ago

[@TKGIOIA]

I love England!

[@Bobbydazzlla]

I think you'll find rootin' on the table is an Australia term. I had this record when I was younger

[@TKGIOIA]

But that song is from England...what IS "rooting on the table?"

[@BIGGOLDTHREE]

Thanks for posting, any of the other songs off this album floating around?

[@davidrobinson9526]

"Dr, I'm feeling a bit depressed & contemplating suicide", Dr Replies, "watch Dirty Ditties - Quartermasters Store" & If that doesn't work try KBW. ! Ciao 4 Now ;)

[@batteryworldrozelle4516]

where is the rest of this brilliant album

[@batteryworldrozelle4516]

shit yeah you cant find it anymore

[@yorickhunt3371]

I bought this LP back in 1980 or thereabouts and made the mistake of leaving it overseas when I spent some years in Europe. I've beep deeply regretting that decision ever since, as I haven't been able to find anywhere to buy a copy since! Matthew, if you have the entire album, is there any chance you could upload all the tracks - or if you're interested, would you be willing to sell me your LP?

[@pipihalliday3542]

Where on earth can I get this album, as a kid, I mean young a bunch of us used to listen to this and it was hilarious!! Brings back the fondest funniest time of my life, somewhere along the lines it went missing! I wonder why, it was as as funny as!! Can you please download all these songs plzzzzzzzzzzz I want the hairs in her dicky dido, Omg I can't believe I was listening to this as a kid!! No wonder we found it funny!! No wonder I had such a good humour in life, things like this an the memories attached sets a humour for life!! At the time I'm sure we had no idea what it was really about! Plzzzzz post

[@purplealice]

I heard a version of this back in the early 1960s, sung to a different tune, and instead of the names of various people and what they were doing, the verses were things like, "Oh, it's rum, rum, rum, that makes you wanna come, in the Quartermaster Corps..." usually ending with "Oh, it's cold roast duck that makes you want... a sandwich!"

[@Bobbydazzlla]

I'm with fritz

[@SuperNormalMan]

Same. No better feeling, heh heh.

[@19smokey19]

I never heard this one before vwho sang this..?

[@Clydesider711]

Val Doonican.

[@williammchale5000]

LoL

[@AndrewSmith-dk2je]

where can I buy this album? or download it?

[@CB-xr1eg]

+Andrew Smith Seriously..how sad are you? Listen on youtube if you have the need

[@roofusonna1846]

Come off it Clive, how is buying this song any sadder than listening to it on KZbin? We are all in the same boat :P

[@kathleengeiser6956]

my Dad used to play this on the accordion. But a less risque version. It was whiskey whiskey whiskey that made us feel so frisky . and it was gin gin gin that made us want to sin..and it was beer beer beer that made us feel so queer. and it was wine wine wine that made us feel so fine. Great song, brings back lots of happy memories.