World's Dirtiest Song

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DJTbagger

DJTbagger

17 жыл бұрын

bird and macdonald

Пікірлер: 4 000
@ryanliufilms8986
@ryanliufilms8986 5 жыл бұрын
this is like a sneeze that just wont come.
@connorjohnson8590
@connorjohnson8590 4 жыл бұрын
That's so true
@burstvgc
@burstvgc 4 жыл бұрын
More like an orgasm that just wont come
@YourFriendlyViewerMan
@YourFriendlyViewerMan 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Roeclean
@Roeclean 4 жыл бұрын
@@burstvgc to the 2/3 of women 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@niyillustrations555
@niyillustrations555 3 жыл бұрын
Omggg true
@Voeluspa45
@Voeluspa45 4 жыл бұрын
0% Drugs 0% Insulting others 1% Swearing 99% Assumptions
@greendaquil
@greendaquil 4 жыл бұрын
1% swearing
@jango5794
@jango5794 4 жыл бұрын
@@greendaquil 0.1%
@MigiD-dv9bf
@MigiD-dv9bf 4 жыл бұрын
100% stolen
@gingadreamurr6238
@gingadreamurr6238 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@Paxep_
@Paxep_ 4 жыл бұрын
100% stolen
@dmadd4643
@dmadd4643 3 жыл бұрын
Producers: How many innuendos can you fit into a song? Bird and MacDonald: Yes.
@kingbaby8761
@kingbaby8761 Жыл бұрын
All of them.
@itsmephil2255
@itsmephil2255 7 ай бұрын
Hold my beer 🍺
@anemone105
@anemone105 3 жыл бұрын
“They had us the whole time, not gonna lie.”
@mikebastarache7677
@mikebastarache7677 Жыл бұрын
Damn homie, so true
@builderdude9488
@builderdude9488 Жыл бұрын
Damn homie, so tru
@BotulinSpikedMarzipan
@BotulinSpikedMarzipan Жыл бұрын
Damn homie, so tr
@gigachadus1546
@gigachadus1546 Жыл бұрын
Damn homie, so t
@kleytonbernan2984
@kleytonbernan2984 Жыл бұрын
Damn homie, so
@pokemonhub4042
@pokemonhub4042 4 жыл бұрын
When your teacher asks for a clean song request
@el4ki8632
@el4ki8632 4 жыл бұрын
Or boss lol
@catsareetuc7022
@catsareetuc7022 3 жыл бұрын
This is so savage. 😂
@Zequentious
@Zequentious 3 жыл бұрын
Yes genius it’s dirty but made clean techincally
@skibidirizzler200
@skibidirizzler200 3 жыл бұрын
Yes just yes
@okanoyuki
@okanoyuki 3 жыл бұрын
We had that last week
@cloroxbeach647
@cloroxbeach647 6 жыл бұрын
The dirtiest song that never says anything dirty, comedy genius.
@danmackintosh6325
@danmackintosh6325 5 жыл бұрын
Oh but my dear Clorox Beach, it clucking well does...
@Orangeflava
@Orangeflava 5 жыл бұрын
You must have not heard the last line of the song
@inutyounuteveryonenuts
@inutyounuteveryonenuts 5 жыл бұрын
How a dirty song should be
@Orangeflava
@Orangeflava 5 жыл бұрын
@@inutyounuteveryonenuts how all things should be
@user-fe4vu4cv8f
@user-fe4vu4cv8f 4 жыл бұрын
2:07 here we go
@napppann3486
@napppann3486 2 жыл бұрын
As a kid you knew the beat, as a teen you knew the lyrics.
@Kai_is_a_frying-pan
@Kai_is_a_frying-pan Жыл бұрын
I am kid and know the lyrics.
@aqua6613
@aqua6613 11 ай бұрын
As an adult you had tried every part of this song 😆
@MikeHottVOD
@MikeHottVOD 2 жыл бұрын
Tim MacDonald, the keyboard player., was a very good friend of mine. I knew him for over 30 years. He was responsible for my wife and I getting into the real estate rental business and us retiring in San Diego. Sadly he passed away in 2019 just before the pandemic. RIP Tim.
@hylobateslar4151
@hylobateslar4151 2 жыл бұрын
RIP
@mikebastarache7677
@mikebastarache7677 Жыл бұрын
You have my condolences, may this absolute legend Rest In Peace.
@alpacaofthemountain8760
@alpacaofthemountain8760 Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@gamingchickenstudios
@gamingchickenstudios Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace :(
@enn
@enn Жыл бұрын
RIP.
@mysticwolf1358
@mysticwolf1358 5 жыл бұрын
my friend used to say, “i don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination”
@ephreumwinslow4831
@ephreumwinslow4831 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@apaheehee7158
@apaheehee7158 4 жыл бұрын
Nice friend
@steveharrington9372
@steveharrington9372 4 жыл бұрын
Suspicion time..
@sirenofthesea7802
@sirenofthesea7802 4 жыл бұрын
What a lovely Man of Culture. 👍
@mysticwolf1358
@mysticwolf1358 4 жыл бұрын
Rayena Carter well it was actually a middle school girl but sure haha
@Frazzled_V3
@Frazzled_V3 4 жыл бұрын
imagine the kidzbop version coming out.
@poisonpeck9761
@poisonpeck9761 4 жыл бұрын
This is the kidz bop version
@Meanspoon
@Meanspoon 4 жыл бұрын
cant wait
@Lavender_haiz
@Lavender_haiz 4 жыл бұрын
This is
@Anonymous-jh1kg
@Anonymous-jh1kg 4 жыл бұрын
Cottage cheese bikini UwU kids pop wasent our when this made
@Anonymous-jh1kg
@Anonymous-jh1kg 4 жыл бұрын
Poison Peck kids popwasent out
@matthewbittenbender9191
@matthewbittenbender9191 Жыл бұрын
It's ironic that the thing that makes us the most uncomfortable is that they DIDN'T use the foul language we expected which is what really makes us uncomfortable.
@DJIncendration
@DJIncendration Жыл бұрын
Actually they did. At the end, they actually said "You're f***ing well right." That's all.
@goblue8371
@goblue8371 Жыл бұрын
I just nearly died laughing because I accidentally added this to my playlist for sad songs instead of funny stuff. All of a sudden, I just start to hear this and it made my day.
@hoeton3
@hoeton3 4 ай бұрын
Happy little accident
@FirstLast-qf1df
@FirstLast-qf1df 5 жыл бұрын
This is what trolling was like before the internet was invented
@ImFromIowa
@ImFromIowa 3 жыл бұрын
Well, let’s go back to those days. At least we won’t offend people...especially in 21st century (literally)
@Lilucious
@Lilucious 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImFromIowa maybe because people don’t like generally racist and homophobic jokes Ik not speaking for everyone
@stevengrant4117
@stevengrant4117 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever hear of Dixie union version?
@ImFromIowa
@ImFromIowa 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImmortalDaevon ikr, people getting offended for no reason. Ig cowards will always be cowards.
@benlogan8280
@benlogan8280 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImmortalDaevon your a leftist aren't you
@orirhlynsson6695
@orirhlynsson6695 4 жыл бұрын
I was so invested in the song that I didnt notice THAT THE MAN HAS A FOOT LONG HAT
@user-iv6mq7my9t
@user-iv6mq7my9t 4 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@cdrcrash468
@cdrcrash468 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf lol
@Kalani_Saiko
@Kalani_Saiko 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD HE DOES
@dannydestructoe2468
@dannydestructoe2468 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god how didn't I see that
@ryancrisp4947
@ryancrisp4947 3 жыл бұрын
the guy one the right also has one and it's red
@punishedkratos494
@punishedkratos494 Жыл бұрын
How can anyone write a song that's so dirty, yet not dirty at all? It sounds like an impossible task, yet these guys pulled it off flawlessly!
@kathleencook4674
@kathleencook4674 2 жыл бұрын
This song is absolutely hilarious, I have tears in my eyes and aching side from laughing so much 🤣😂🤣😂
@iambob7911
@iambob7911 3 жыл бұрын
2007: *"The Assumption Song"* 2020: *"WAP"*
@crystaldragon3491
@crystaldragon3491 3 жыл бұрын
Music is evolving just backwards, I had you in the first half didn't I
@djkong2309
@djkong2309 3 жыл бұрын
@@crystaldragon3491 You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
@pompshuffle562
@pompshuffle562 3 жыл бұрын
@a rat Wap: Wireless access point. Someone was trying to water cool their router but spilled all the coolant so they needed a bucket and a mop.
@Sharx1877
@Sharx1877 3 жыл бұрын
Dont even mention that garbage
@BluesCat1980
@BluesCat1980 3 жыл бұрын
Huge difference between "WAP" and the "Assumption Song". Not even in the same class.
@timmycollins5145
@timmycollins5145 6 жыл бұрын
I got detention in high school for accessing KZbin by bypassing the schools firewall and blaring this song in class.
@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036
@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036 5 жыл бұрын
Timmy Collins u guys cant even access youtube in your school? Damn ur school sucks man we can even watch porn in our school😂 at first they were blocked, then they unblocked them, then blocked them again😂
@theguy6245
@theguy6245 5 жыл бұрын
Timmy Collins it’s called an incognito tab
@oniari7306
@oniari7306 5 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't play "pumped up kicks" at school.
@josephstalin7353
@josephstalin7353 4 жыл бұрын
Legend
@ultimawolf7228
@ultimawolf7228 4 жыл бұрын
You must teach us your ways
@rando77552
@rando77552 Жыл бұрын
slim shady was quiet after this one
@carolinekirk7505
@carolinekirk7505 Жыл бұрын
Lies lol
@DeMoNoVsKi_
@DeMoNoVsKi_ Жыл бұрын
This just showed up on my home feed.. I remember this.. Redd Foxx.... I miss him... One of the all time greats for sure.
@renshedd_960
@renshedd_960 5 жыл бұрын
0:48 (Turn on captions) GEEZ THATS DARK
@imperialrule6652
@imperialrule6652 4 жыл бұрын
"Learning a new way to bring up her children abd burn them" hahaha
@Squeeky_Shadow
@Squeeky_Shadow 4 жыл бұрын
The captions make this song so much funnier. First she starts off by burning her children, then she starts purring and ends up innovating someone's daughter
@destinykornegay1368
@destinykornegay1368 4 жыл бұрын
Legit thoooooo
@ItzSmokeyB
@ItzSmokeyB 4 жыл бұрын
Yo wtd
@lucianacastaneda6006
@lucianacastaneda6006 4 жыл бұрын
And I oop
@sinnxrslove303
@sinnxrslove303 7 жыл бұрын
This should be named "How to troll dirty minded people"
@huup5959
@huup5959 5 жыл бұрын
Blazing Battle Bashers "dirty minded"
@subscribersnovideos-me8do
@subscribersnovideos-me8do 5 жыл бұрын
69th like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@JamesColemanTheater
@JamesColemanTheater 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not dirty minded. I’m just good at rhyming..
@stevenhicks8159
@stevenhicks8159 4 жыл бұрын
The song is actually called the assumption song
@user-dx8nl9qm9d
@user-dx8nl9qm9d 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesColemanTheater Same...
@brick4353
@brick4353 3 жыл бұрын
This is my new ringtone. Any guesses on how long untill my parents kick me out?
@seankelly8740
@seankelly8740 3 жыл бұрын
Your out by now
@evepayler1461
@evepayler1461 3 жыл бұрын
Why if I was your parents I would by you a beer if you put that as your ringtone. Come to think of it that’s why I’m on sexual harassment charges after my daughter played Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”
@brick4353
@brick4353 3 жыл бұрын
It took until now to get a call when they were around, they told me to change it is in being kicked out
@iamrazdai
@iamrazdai Жыл бұрын
I place my bet on 2- 3 months long, so technically you should have been kicked out long ago....
@Elavator66
@Elavator66 4 ай бұрын
1 week
@jonfoolery
@jonfoolery Жыл бұрын
Usually I’d say they had us in the first half but they held me hostage for the whole ride.
@cujopersico1120
@cujopersico1120 3 жыл бұрын
I remember this when I was young. I actually memorized it and used to sing it to my parents friends when they were drunk. It was impressive for a fifth grader to sing to a bunch of drunk adults.
@d.1290
@d.1290 2 жыл бұрын
bruh. *grand salute
@allenkirkham3001
@allenkirkham3001 2 жыл бұрын
No
@poppajournee8323
@poppajournee8323 Жыл бұрын
Or maybe it was sad
@bumblebee4280
@bumblebee4280 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@cujopersico1120
@cujopersico1120 Жыл бұрын
@@poppajournee8323 I got a standing applause
@justinboy1998
@justinboy1998 10 жыл бұрын
This song is so dirty febreeze could not clean it
@fabyanserrano00
@fabyanserrano00 9 жыл бұрын
This is the 7th worst joke I heard today. Get new jokes.
@MrGigawatt5
@MrGigawatt5 9 жыл бұрын
Justin Baldeosingh but there is no profanity hehe.
@onthespectrum69
@onthespectrum69 7 жыл бұрын
Febreeze is for scent you fucking door knob
@mimszanadunstedt441
@mimszanadunstedt441 7 жыл бұрын
Ever see those Febreeze commercials? *spritzes on some laundry, INHALES DEEPLY*
@platzhirsch366
@platzhirsch366 7 жыл бұрын
Drop of Dawn, dirty lyrics are gone.
@squishykif
@squishykif 3 жыл бұрын
I want a version with the assumptions actually happening
@-cloudfall-
@-cloudfall- 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZfIeWaha6mhgMk It's been done, just with a different version of the song.
@PsychoticKnight-gl2sn
@PsychoticKnight-gl2sn Жыл бұрын
Go look at the video animated assumption song. It came out like 7 years ago
@Vehiclemaster-qq6fr
@Vehiclemaster-qq6fr Жыл бұрын
The lyrics would have to change almost completely.
@t3rrar1z3r
@t3rrar1z3r Жыл бұрын
No, the assumptions not happening is what makes it fuckin hilarious
@Levithegreat-gq8sl
@Levithegreat-gq8sl 2 жыл бұрын
This should be called: how dirty is your mind? The ultimate test
@alexostriak6458
@alexostriak6458 4 жыл бұрын
finally some good christian music
@youneverknow3451
@youneverknow3451 3 жыл бұрын
@KIAKING _UNDERSCORE worship and pray 🙏🙏🙏
@Helpadoggoreachsubs
@Helpadoggoreachsubs 2 жыл бұрын
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@yomomma3251
@yomomma3251 2 жыл бұрын
@@youneverknow3451 I WAP too! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@georgesabb1890
@georgesabb1890 Жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHA
@colin8050
@colin8050 Жыл бұрын
I love WAP
@Evilnemo21
@Evilnemo21 3 жыл бұрын
13 years ago: OMG this is so dirty. Modern music: Hold my beer
@jamesbrown99991
@jamesbrown99991 3 жыл бұрын
More like, Modern music: hold my WAP
@Hellraiser988
@Hellraiser988 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest this is practically from a certain point of view more dirty then anything now
@bruh-im7gi
@bruh-im7gi 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hellraiser988 no, the human mind is dirty not the song
@fluxdrive8975
@fluxdrive8975 3 жыл бұрын
Lonley Island has entered the ring
@Evilnemo21
@Evilnemo21 3 жыл бұрын
@@fluxdrive8975 Ram ranch enters chat snorts a line of the special nose sugar and has some black Mexican needle juice
@fyradur
@fyradur 2 жыл бұрын
I love that nobody laughed the first misleadment, but the second time everyone laugh, implying that everyone thought first round "oh I thought they would say... Jesus i need to control myself"
@Madlander
@Madlander Жыл бұрын
When i was a teenager I bought the a cassette of Bird and MacDonald from a truck stop. The whole tape was hilarious. Wish i still had it.
@DavidHunter-cd3bw
@DavidHunter-cd3bw 2 күн бұрын
Bird and Macdobald on Apple Music 😀. Just found it.
@eukanuba98
@eukanuba98 8 жыл бұрын
show this to a child and they will see nothing wrong here
@ljalisauskas8597
@ljalisauskas8597 7 жыл бұрын
lukkajwalker98 I do
@dylanzrim1011
@dylanzrim1011 7 жыл бұрын
lukkajwalker98 lol I understood it in primary school. We used to go around singing how low our balls hang
@lcsc4871
@lcsc4871 7 жыл бұрын
I do, I'm 11 bitch
@austinglass9925
@austinglass9925 7 жыл бұрын
LCSC who the fuck are you 11 shut the fuck up before I burn
@dylanzrim1011
@dylanzrim1011 7 жыл бұрын
Austin Glass was that even English?
@connorfleury4993
@connorfleury4993 8 жыл бұрын
The trolliest song ever
@martainrabson2866
@martainrabson2866 7 жыл бұрын
ssggnvgnenn
@denismorgan6800
@denismorgan6800 7 жыл бұрын
Connor Fleury oilikket
@Nothing-jz8sd
@Nothing-jz8sd 7 жыл бұрын
No, Trololol is.
@cratosed951
@cratosed951 6 жыл бұрын
THIS HAS 666 LIKES
@nintySW
@nintySW 6 жыл бұрын
Kerry Brasher #shutupthisistheinternet
@davebruton5731
@davebruton5731 Жыл бұрын
Brings back memories of " The Doctor Demento Show "
@pretzelthedude
@pretzelthedude 3 жыл бұрын
Never get tired of this song.
@ivankuleshov1983
@ivankuleshov1983 4 жыл бұрын
This song is so good, my neighbors threw a rock through my window so they could hear it better.
@Cryscorde
@Cryscorde 3 жыл бұрын
*Ya wha?*
@thestinger7104
@thestinger7104 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes ;)
@maxamillion3437
@maxamillion3437 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it was so they could hear it better
@lt_tomusmcroblox9690
@lt_tomusmcroblox9690 3 жыл бұрын
Ik this is stolen but its funny and I dont care all that matters is that it made me laugh
@HipixOFFICIAL
@HipixOFFICIAL 3 жыл бұрын
Free thinking, high IQ individual
@dodgerswift
@dodgerswift 3 жыл бұрын
Lyrics There was an old farmer who lived by a rock, He sat in the meadow a-shaking his fist, At some boys who were down by the crick (creek), Their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles And playthings, and in days of yore There came a young lady she looked like a Pretty young creature. She sat on the grass She pulled up her dresses and showed us her Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck. She said she was learning a new way to Bring up her children and learn them to knit While the boys in the barnyard where shovelling Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her Eyes at the fellows as girls somtimes do, To make it quite clear that she wanted to Go for a nice pleasent stroll on the grass, Then hurry back home for a nice peice of Icecream and cake that stood three layers tall, And after dessert she was ready to Go for another walk down by the dock, With any young man with a sizeable Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front, If he asked politely she would show him her Little pet dog who was subject to fits, And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her Small tenders hands with movement so quick, Then she'd lean on over and suck on his Soda so sweetly till she finished it, Then pull down her panties to rub on her Hip, which she brused when she ran down the halls, 'Cause he tried to force her to lick on his Candy so tasty made of butterscotch, And then he spread whipped cream All over her cookies she had been baking all night, If you think this is dirty you're f***ing well right.
@war_duck
@war_duck 3 жыл бұрын
thx
@bored2216
@bored2216 3 жыл бұрын
i always listen to this song with this comment
@warden6760
@warden6760 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@daisybuchanan8205
@daisybuchanan8205 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot
@bisexualboy8209
@bisexualboy8209 3 жыл бұрын
Tis is wrong its lick not suck
@trill4907
@trill4907 Жыл бұрын
I remember songs like this at school in 1960 it was all a laugh and funny...the boys used to say wanna hear my new song and it was a sharing happy time
@winton4496
@winton4496 3 жыл бұрын
Most people: Talking about the song Me: Hehe. His hat is long
@robie1978
@robie1978 4 жыл бұрын
*Every Kidz Bop version* :
@scopesinc404
@scopesinc404 7 жыл бұрын
Love this 'fill-in-the-blank' style of music.
@karlblanch3898
@karlblanch3898 Ай бұрын
Love this ...well done guys . I'd buy if you release this cd .
@Invader-Den
@Invader-Den 2 ай бұрын
i love getting recommended videos from 10+ years ago.
@brandonorloff8454
@brandonorloff8454 8 жыл бұрын
this is comedy gold
@jingerstorm
@jingerstorm 7 жыл бұрын
best i can do is bronze, and i'm still taking a huge risk
@brandonorloff8454
@brandonorloff8454 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, so you're a comedy critic are you? If not, then your opinion didn't matter
@dylanzrim1011
@dylanzrim1011 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Orloff you forget. A comedic audience is the biggest critic second to yourself... if you don't realise that you're in the wrong line of work. Like a vegan food critic in a steakhouse..
@harrisbouvier-weinberg3277
@harrisbouvier-weinberg3277 7 жыл бұрын
Oh My Gosh Becky Look At Her Butt
@mtndrew7293
@mtndrew7293 6 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Orloff What? I'm pretty sure he was referring to himself "best I can do..." "taking a risk"...are you intellectually disabled? Only fucking morons like you lash out at people without taking a fucking second to contemplate the fucking comments. Fuck all, good bye!
@miket900
@miket900 4 жыл бұрын
I played this during a class The teacher turned red saying"I'm going to lose my job!"
@jongregory8554
@jongregory8554 3 жыл бұрын
Next play Samwell's "What What"
@amandacarr6764
@amandacarr6764 3 жыл бұрын
For some hell reason, I though this would be a rap song.
@FrehleyFan3988
@FrehleyFan3988 3 жыл бұрын
I hope 1 day a kid performs this at a talent show🤣
@oscarmorris07
@oscarmorris07 2 жыл бұрын
i had a talent show, me and my friend made a bet to see who would win, they sang never guna give you up, i sang this, i won
@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842
@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842 2 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@user-uh9rn6de9z
@user-uh9rn6de9z 5 ай бұрын
@@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842 they say the f word at the end of the song
@dylanslaughter3046
@dylanslaughter3046 7 жыл бұрын
The song doesn't rhyme But it does if you have the right vocabulary
@harrym1862
@harrym1862 5 жыл бұрын
In our minds it does if we use the words
@darkwomble1851
@darkwomble1851 5 жыл бұрын
its not meant to rhyme... thats what they exploited
@Muffledbox
@Muffledbox 5 жыл бұрын
I use the words in my mind it sounds better
@daveclose4935
@daveclose4935 5 жыл бұрын
listen to the song again it does rhyme if you fill in the rude bits
@willthechill3992
@willthechill3992 5 жыл бұрын
Idc about it rhyming, its clever as shit.
@amanwithaplan3051
@amanwithaplan3051 5 жыл бұрын
"If you think this is dirty, youre fucking well right" Im dying
@justacommenter1244
@justacommenter1244 3 жыл бұрын
13 years later this vid crawled into my reccomendations
@nickschauer582
@nickschauer582 2 жыл бұрын
1:37 that guy got mad creepy for a second haha
@rossmarshall33
@rossmarshall33 8 жыл бұрын
the ending is flawless "if you think this is dirty, you're fucking well right"
@theatagamer90
@theatagamer90 7 жыл бұрын
The version I heard was "If you think this is dirty you can go Fuck yourself".
@rossmarshall33
@rossmarshall33 7 жыл бұрын
TheataGamer yeah thats the first one I heard but then I found this
@Promethium666
@Promethium666 7 жыл бұрын
that version is the one with the animated video right? i've seen that one years ago!
@parzii_ii
@parzii_ii 7 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece
@koolrobloxgaming2855
@koolrobloxgaming2855 7 жыл бұрын
It's ment to say: "If you think this is dirty then go f*ck yourself"
@CT-5736-Bladez
@CT-5736-Bladez 5 жыл бұрын
I had a sub. teacher who sang this to all of his classes (every grade) Elementary kids: good song Middle school kids: laughing hysterically High school kids: blushing and snickering Edit: the sub past away a month ago from a stroke
@Badbhoys
@Badbhoys 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@michaelpalmieri7335
@michaelpalmieri7335 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they actually let a teacher sing a song like that to the whole class. Years ago, a teacher who did that would not only be fired, he would not be allowed to work in any other school for the rest of his life.
@hmubbg1639
@hmubbg1639 4 жыл бұрын
Nah high school is the same trust me.......I’m in it XD
@CT-5736-Bladez
@CT-5736-Bladez 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Palmieri Well the sub is old, rich, and loved by everyone
@KrispyKitty66
@KrispyKitty66 3 жыл бұрын
Pablo Escobar same thing with middle schoolers. At least at my school
@Ty-vj4wg
@Ty-vj4wg 3 жыл бұрын
These men were comedy geniuses. This song was dirty but not dirty at all.
@sleightofmind2016
@sleightofmind2016 Жыл бұрын
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches...." -R. Foxx
@jcwrior333
@jcwrior333 3 жыл бұрын
no one is gonna talk about his hat? ok.
@lewisa06xbox71
@lewisa06xbox71 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@GeldtheGelded
@GeldtheGelded 3 жыл бұрын
@@lewisa06xbox71 yooooo, loved you in the book of revelation!
@manfail7469
@manfail7469 3 жыл бұрын
yo it's a yankee with 2x brim
@mani-qj3np
@mani-qj3np 3 жыл бұрын
l ö n g
@lgskeete
@lgskeete 3 жыл бұрын
@@manfail7469 best comment 😂😂😂
@ryanslade2282
@ryanslade2282 8 жыл бұрын
Who the hell puts whipped cream on cookies
@Lonsoleil
@Lonsoleil 8 жыл бұрын
Don't knock it 'till you try it!
@jcurtiss1997
@jcurtiss1997 8 жыл бұрын
+ryan slade who the hell dosent
@zachh.9065
@zachh.9065 8 жыл бұрын
+GamingToTheMax me
@bcox1981
@bcox1981 8 жыл бұрын
Well, he actually wanted to put it on something else, but the songwriter wouldn't let him!
@ryanschroeder3535
@ryanschroeder3535 8 жыл бұрын
white people
@glonbon8481
@glonbon8481 3 жыл бұрын
it’s genuinely crazy i wasn’t even a year old when this came out and to this day it is still funny and the comedy is still good
@almightylordsatan475
@almightylordsatan475 2 жыл бұрын
I have literally been searching for this version of this song for well over a decade! Thank you!
@markyrd1507
@markyrd1507 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 she was like "mhm damn right thats what i was thinking"
@whp61
@whp61 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I wonder if they ever slip up.
@ratingaming8951
@ratingaming8951 5 жыл бұрын
This is then slipping up
@Hybridhero26
@Hybridhero26 3 жыл бұрын
This song came out in 1985. Times have changed a lot in 36 years.
@TheStreamingEnderman
@TheStreamingEnderman Жыл бұрын
"World's Dirtiest Song" Cardi B: *Allow me to introduce myself*
@jessesmith6018
@jessesmith6018 8 жыл бұрын
A good way of exposing the dirty-minded :)
@J2897Tutorials
@J2897Tutorials 8 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Smith What is?
@jessesmith6018
@jessesmith6018 8 жыл бұрын
***** This song.
@ChiboSader
@ChiboSader 8 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Smith *WOOSH* Watch out there man, that one almost hit you.
@ivanblyat3475
@ivanblyat3475 7 жыл бұрын
Is there a version with all the swears?
@MegaRazorback
@MegaRazorback 7 жыл бұрын
not that i know of, it's called the assumption song for a reason....you think they are going to say something dirty but they don't.
@zkizy
@zkizy 4 жыл бұрын
im gonna show this to my grand grand child and tell him/her “this is what we watch back in my 2000’s day”
@ShawnCatherineFisher
@ShawnCatherineFisher 4 жыл бұрын
3lise 7824 Try seeing it when it was first aired forty-ish years beforehand! 😀
@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842
@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842 Жыл бұрын
@@ShawnCatherineFisher "forty-ish" years before the 2000s? I doubt it, considering this is from 1985.
@chopitup9950
@chopitup9950 11 ай бұрын
​@@Legofan4ever88I was born in 73, you'll be alright.
@TheCanadianDude
@TheCanadianDude Жыл бұрын
I never heard this variation of the song before. It's totally hilarious.🤣
@pandawithaplan7233
@pandawithaplan7233 2 жыл бұрын
This whole song feels like a sneeze that won't come out
@jlsgarage872
@jlsgarage872 5 жыл бұрын
*mr clean has left the room*
@backbaconnbeer
@backbaconnbeer 8 жыл бұрын
This was released as a single in the early/mid 70's.
@josephfrye7342
@josephfrye7342 6 жыл бұрын
no kidding.
@harrym1862
@harrym1862 5 жыл бұрын
No shit
@FirstLast-qf1df
@FirstLast-qf1df 5 жыл бұрын
We have the same profile picture
@feez357
@feez357 4 жыл бұрын
No shit
@noorahmad767
@noorahmad767 4 жыл бұрын
No shit
@squeeble7345
@squeeble7345 3 жыл бұрын
You ever just watch this 13 years later
@centrans9
@centrans9 Жыл бұрын
Absolutefantastic...Saturday night live needs to do this
@deadaccount5889
@deadaccount5889 8 жыл бұрын
I broke the replay button Seriously, I've been laughing about this for 45 minutes fml 😂
@cannibalisticunderwear9243
@cannibalisticunderwear9243 7 жыл бұрын
here 0:00 :)
@austinclark6371
@austinclark6371 6 жыл бұрын
My fav part is 2:43
@eliraeclipse2435
@eliraeclipse2435 6 жыл бұрын
Clark of Ulster doesn't exist
@teraba1696
@teraba1696 6 жыл бұрын
I am Kira ive been listening to it for 3 hours 0.o
@rainbow_zone
@rainbow_zone 6 жыл бұрын
Clark of Ulstert XD the part that doesn't exist the end part
@fabiorutichelli7006
@fabiorutichelli7006 7 жыл бұрын
This song makes me want to call 911 and ask what their emergency is.
@shannonk.362
@shannonk.362 6 жыл бұрын
Fidget Spinner Wrong meme & wrong song.
@sorakingdom06
@sorakingdom06 4 жыл бұрын
Do it
@johngisuk
@johngisuk 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm in tears 😢 fantastic piece of tongue in cheek music 🎶
@ZeddiLeppi
@ZeddiLeppi 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Thirteen Year Old humor: ~~~
@kenrocksyn
@kenrocksyn 4 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooo
@ZeddiLeppi
@ZeddiLeppi 4 жыл бұрын
@@kenrocksyn Why you booing me? I'm right!
@companioncube4232
@companioncube4232 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZeddiLeppi in our case, it's five year olds
@Kaitlynmjoneszm2vs
@Kaitlynmjoneszm2vs 4 жыл бұрын
Belch this is KZbin there's little ones on here 🤢🤮🤮🤮
@ZeddiLeppi
@ZeddiLeppi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kaitlynmjoneszm2vs Well unfortunately that's how kids are apparantly.
@jojorobino5312
@jojorobino5312 7 жыл бұрын
I have new found respect for this song listening to it live.
@TristenTimberwolf
@TristenTimberwolf Жыл бұрын
I love how this recently pops up in my recomended
@squeakybeak7832
@squeakybeak7832 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me so much of the childhood rhyme "Miss Susie had a steamboat" 😂😂
@ladykatsuyu7632
@ladykatsuyu7632 4 жыл бұрын
When the sneeze doesn't come:
@Driptanius8810
@Driptanius8810 3 жыл бұрын
i showed this to my dad and he said "I don't see any dirty things about that song" And when i told him the slang of dirty, he was Laughing
@CantcerCause
@CantcerCause 3 жыл бұрын
this song is the sneeze that won't ever come out
@Nehauon
@Nehauon 2 ай бұрын
You copy the top comment after a year, and expect popularity🤦
@scottmckay9535
@scottmckay9535 3 жыл бұрын
I heard a variation of this song when I was about 14, in the early '60's.
@anothermike23
@anothermike23 9 жыл бұрын
I give them props for not laughing while they sang this
@turtle403
@turtle403 4 жыл бұрын
First time hearing this, can’t stop replaying.
@Sun_Disciple456
@Sun_Disciple456 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the pianist was hinting at some of the things
@juggaklown1
@juggaklown1 9 жыл бұрын
them hats though
@LilithstJayne
@LilithstJayne 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, my, God. I listened to this before I learned about sex and now, a small part of my childhood is a little tarnished.😅😅😅😅😅
@alan-1768
@alan-1768 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@realprime2927
@realprime2927 3 жыл бұрын
2020 and current: WAP By Cardi B 2007: this
@FatDuck-jt7zp
@FatDuck-jt7zp Ай бұрын
It was recorded in the 1980s
@humaniodxeno889
@humaniodxeno889 Жыл бұрын
Heavy had that cloudy with a chance of meatballs run 😂
@beeisdumbaf
@beeisdumbaf 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how... but this song somehow feels nostalgic... in some way...
@dannydestructoe2468
@dannydestructoe2468 3 жыл бұрын
It is 13 years old
@beeisdumbaf
@beeisdumbaf 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannydestructoe2468 True.... but I’m 13 years old.....
@jameschaykowski5742
@jameschaykowski5742 3 жыл бұрын
i remember my stepdad singing this in the mid 80s can't believe i found it again, last time i heard it was probably 1988 sure takes me back
@TheChosenMoose01
@TheChosenMoose01 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameschaykowski5742 I saw it was released in 84
@jameschaykowski5742
@jameschaykowski5742 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheChosenMoose01 my stepdad was a rinky dink country singer in the 80s playing in local bars and he would sing this, on weekends hed sing at home and let me fill in the last words and i would of course bellow out the dirtiest words my little mind would conjure, really pissed my mom off to no end lol
@devinmarks4610
@devinmarks4610 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZbin algorithm: yes
@ttyler07
@ttyler07 4 жыл бұрын
Devins gaming and vlogs channel fr...but they don’t want anyone cursing in their videos 🤨🤷🏼‍♂️
@raymondsandoval2255
@raymondsandoval2255 3 жыл бұрын
My boy can get banned permanently from the this KZbin channel for cussing but this is still up
@mikeblair2594
@mikeblair2594 Жыл бұрын
Damn! I saw that on tv back in the seventies when I was a kid and I've remembered it since. They did have a few variations.
@zerodarklumens4843
@zerodarklumens4843 3 жыл бұрын
I’m saving this for school. My teacher can’t say it’s dirty
@markhagaiv.flores4400
@markhagaiv.flores4400 3 жыл бұрын
When your going to sing a dirty song but Your parents came to the back of the stage
@pyro9417
@pyro9417 4 жыл бұрын
TV versions of movies be like:
@zachsutton2113
@zachsutton2113 2 жыл бұрын
You'll find a stranger in the Alps!!
@iammaybeabro4598
@iammaybeabro4598 2 жыл бұрын
Hand me the keys you fairy godmother.
@kathleencook4484
@kathleencook4484 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious, I'm sitting here nearly peeing myself laughing 🤣😂🤣😂
@ghost_chicken023
@ghost_chicken023 3 жыл бұрын
Still recommended 13 year later.
@cody5408
@cody5408 3 жыл бұрын
The people who laugh are the dirty minded people The others just don't know why the hell everyone is laughing
@chillycatmanoriginal1379
@chillycatmanoriginal1379 3 жыл бұрын
So basically 99% of people laughed at this? Good to know.
@Eok1an
@Eok1an 3 жыл бұрын
@@chillycatmanoriginal1379 Guess I'm that 1% lol
@chillycatmanoriginal1379
@chillycatmanoriginal1379 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eok1an Lol, I definitely laughed at this.
@BigCrimInIm
@BigCrimInIm Жыл бұрын
I disnt laugh it was my funny not
@BigCrimInIm
@BigCrimInIm Жыл бұрын
@@chillycatmanoriginal1379 iw was not fumny
@dware82799
@dware82799 8 жыл бұрын
Guess this is where the Assumption Song came from
@shellyrowland5360
@shellyrowland5360 6 жыл бұрын
Damon Ware oneyng
@poseidon8611
@poseidon8611 4 жыл бұрын
Guess so I thought no one would say that
@Twiz1620
@Twiz1620 4 жыл бұрын
I literally was like wait.... omg oney
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