"Dirty Show" at Yuk Yuks

Yumi tells her favourite dirty jokes

[@adyari808]

when youre Hello Kitty outside and Rambo Inside.

[@XIIIphobos]

David Mc i think her doing sexual stuff has some good shock value to it because of her being japanese

[@ahnrho]

Oh shit.

[@GungFuRichard]

Outside is living tissue, sweat, hair, bad breath, human. But underneath is The Terminator.

[@kennethjenkins1094]

I am old school, I like hair down there! lol

[@bayareaartist999]

That's hello kitty anyway.

[@natib7365]

Listening to Yumi is like a guided meditation of savagery.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Truly !

[@AK-jt7kh]

Lol!!! Very true!

[@ritzkashyap8288]

Very well put

[@ayumis5452]

😂😂😂

[@Pinionistus]

Broken with hyena kind of laugh in between.

[@A.C.71]

The fact we can laugh today with a japanese woman joking about the us bombing japan years ago shows there is always hope for things to get better.

[@A.C.71]

​@Tyler Moore This too can change. Don't ever count God's ability to change hearts and minds. It's happening right now..people are waking up to how the left has manipulated people for their vote for instance. He has people here for this very purpose I.e Candace Owens is just one example of someone who is making a big impact. Change can take time given we have free will..but things are constantly changing. Focus your energy on good things and good things happen, focus on bad things, and bad things happen..it's just the way it works. God Bless

[@johnlane2395]

@@A.C.71 Being a Veteran I am against any traitor foreign or domestic, trump is not a true patriot, siding with putin instead of our men and women serving our nation, he is a false republican and does not represent my conservative and national view, if you support the traitor then you are no better than him.

[@ItsBritneyBitch1]

@Tyler Moore BLM is about what is CURRENTLY happening TODAY. The racism that black people face today. You and Trump seem to share one braincell together, congrats..

[@Likesandonthebeach]

@Tyler Moore Tyler!! no :( :( things are still unequal today and haven't changed from when they were created during slavery so people are trying to fix them. Reparations may sound crazy but people deserve them and it redistributes wealth!! Which is good for you Tyler 💞😭💞😭💞💖💖💖💝💘💘💘😍😍🤠💛

[@abiodunodeleye7984]

@tyler Moore Are you clueless, or in denial, or just oblivious?

[@Michelle.Leslie]

Thank you YT algorithm for introducing me to Yumi. She's hilarious. 😂

[@DT-eg4ip]

why is she moving the table?

[@davidc5820]

Like twice

[@HerbalMoon17]

It was a suggested clip on Instagram for me. (Different clip, but I wanted to see more of Yumi. LOL)

[@MsFuzzipoo]

Yup, just discovered her today. Love her!

[@zaaracervantes9740]

Michelle you lookin hella sexy

[@AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy]

This woman is breaking all kind of stereo types or expectations regarding female comedians...let alone hot women...she has genuinely hilarious jokes..Bravo Yu

[@victoriannecastle]

Breaking Stereotypes of females comedian??? Uhm ... Amy S?

[@AntonioRibeiro-qs3fy]

@@victoriannecastle Yeah maybe Amy S too....I didn't say Yumi is the only one. Amy is just not as gorgeous and as funny as Yumi though

[@john-jamesblanchette6607]

@@victoriannecastle Amy Schumer is the stereotype she is actively combatting LMAO

[@suj4924]

Only Yu ? What about Me

[@michaelmano7261]

Not just women. Have you seen Japanese comedians. Their humour is like a dude wearing nothing but short shorts in the snow.

[@SoonKyu515]

"Because they are guilty of NAKASAKI and HIROSHIMA" LOL man this girl is born to use this as a punchline lol

[@KEEMBO7]

SoonKyu515 Nagasaki

[@danroffee4904]

Nanking

[@dudescrawny5859]

Yeah, that joke was the *bomb*

[@dauphongii]

Plus one

[@dudescrawny5859]

@Noah Berger ah, pure and innocent. You wouldn't understand yet.

[@MIAninjas]

Yumi: Hello. Crowd: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@justagosling]

Theres always 2 or 3 girls in the crowd fucking shit up

[@lorean_987]

@@matthewlewis9996 wtf

[@matthewlewis9996]

@@lorean_987 wtfw? You dont have a sense of humor?

[@lorean_987]

@@matthewlewis9996 i dont know do i have one sweaty?

[@matthewlewis9996]

@@lorean_987 your wtf comment makes me think that you don't

[@sirpfa]

Honestly! Im kinda speechless... How is it possible to talk about such intimate things so dirty and open and yet still be cute and not vulgar? I think this is her superpower... She can talk about whole adult move or play in one and still make it look or sound as innocent as cartoon where a butterfly is dancing with flowers...

[@akatsukiadecerez5525]

Cuz she is a japanese ..

[@sirpfa]

Akatsuki Adecerez so your saying all Japanese are like this?:)

[@akatsukiadecerez5525]

@@sirpfa I am not saying all but most of the Japanese has this kind of ability..

[@sirpfa]

Akatsuki Adecerez where are you from your self?

[@fastballonly]

@Lucas Cruz Oh, get a grip. It was just a compliment by the poster.

[@guycalgary7800]

Her humour hits like a pearl harbour sneak attack !

[@squidwardssoul631]

Duuuuude! 😱🤣🤣

[@bijoyxxx4267]

This is million likes comnent...

[@vishwajeetpandey7392]

Surely what happened next was a disaster

[@EzEcHiEl1121]

@@vishwajeetpandey7392 it was bomb

[@pradhyuman05]

That's too much....😂😂😂

[@youaintready1006]

This lady legit figured out a unique comedy style. Good on her. She's actually super funny and her timing/delivery is great!

[@jucy588]

Oh god when she talk about Japanese porn and the dude went "Oh yeah" God I was almost crying 😂😂😂

[@jucy588]

@Bhum Brahmavira not necessarily, but sometimes yeah

[@futurestoryteller]

Not at all, I want them to cry because it's intense, not because it's starting.

[@matthewlewis9996]

@Bhum Brahmavira can't. Cant stand the whimpering. Fucking annoying.

[@bandostyle]

Why japanese porn girls cries? I mean Is bloody annoying!

[@shawnlee8573]

@@bandostyle they always act like virgin 😂

[@JibranAmmad]

"busy crying" instantly dead

[@Retodd._.]

I didn’t get that

[@bopon4090]

@@Retodd._. noob

[@Retodd._.]

@@bopon4090 who let the Indian talk

[@Biobele]

She'll move that stool all the way to Japan. Great piece tho

[@postmelon645]

@StealthyMonk ohhh, smart

[@shawnx7230]

Lmfao

[@augusts1]

@StealthyMonk she didn't need to move the stool every time she looked at it though. Thought that was strange.

[@Rizaldjohan]

@@augusts1 I f ind that strange too but maybe that's just her method to remember that she has done one bit onto another

[@potatoracer6137]

DublinGreen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kayyahya4901]

Ok, Yumi deserves a Netflix special, without a doubt. She is so contradictory, it's oddly amusing and very refreshing.

[@natev1956]

Yes! 💯

[@jonathanhains814]

As an American guy that has worked in Japanese companies in the US for over 25 years, Yumi is SO skilled at taking advantage of stereotypes that it is really especially hilarious for me.

[@TheAmericaninchina]

Wtf does your working in Japan have to do with it? I’ve never worked there and she’s great. It’s about her not you.

[@harjeetsinghbrar6987]

@@TheAmericaninchina He's not working in Japan. He's working in Japanese companies which are located inside USA. Also, there are specific stereotypes (not general stereotypes) related to work culture of such companies which keep circulating. Only a worker who has experienced these things can relate to that. He's just telling how those things helped him to enjoy this video even better. Nothing wrong with that.

[@thepoolhustlerman]

5:52 Flying goose will never sound the same again.

[@alice_radio]

thepoolhustlerman hahahahhahaha

[@Alrion1704]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWnXhWCrgM9mgtU

[@JurassicLion2049]

thepoolhustlerman i dont know what that is and I dont think I want to know now.

[@Alrion1704]

@@JurassicLion2049 we are talking about birds.

[@Token_Nerd]

IKR?! And I go to the University of Waterloo, our mascot is a freaking Canada goose.

[@kasparnguyen7979]

I like that she's using the sweet innocent anime Japanese stereotype to deliver her vicious brand of bukkake-in-your-face savage humour 😂 its a strange juxtaposition but its definitely working for her.

[@AK-jt7kh]

Kaspar Nguyen Her humor is DARK! Wow. You’re right - the stage persona she uses definitely didn’t prepare me for that!

[@claymarquess.2213]

I, like YUMI MOE,,,,

[@jonathanhains814]

Where else would bukkake be?

[@bryanfongo327]

@@jonathanhains814 on tits, but mostly every-fuckin-where

[@aronnemcsik]

@@jonathanhains814 on tits. Cuz you're a gentleman.

[@mikamika5414]

As a Japanese, I have some mixed feelings watching this😂😂😂 Her jokes are hilarious but somehow makes me want to escape from Japan😂😂😂

[@aidariko4030]

No pls.. it makes u guys more fun!!!

[@CyberEJ]

Seeing her saying something filthy and then look shy is hilarious. It's watching the internal battle of Japanese yumi vs Canadian yumi. Fab video. Super cute accent too!

[@yogodagorah5928]

Her timing is so impressive. Imagine being able to write stuff as fresh and funny as Yumi, then being able to deliver it with such point-perfect timing, all in a language whose cadence is as different from your native tongue as English is from Japanese. Now imagine making it look and sound so easy and natural, and appreciate her skills even more.

[@Theohybrid]

Same same smae

[@acarroll1714]

It’s probably really natural for her because she’s adjusted to America and Japan.

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

It's definitely funny--but listen to the part when she's asking the person's name then apologizes. She slips out of character for a moment and drops the accent. Throughout her comedy, she's emphasizing her old accent for comedic effect, it's not really how she still talks. As she said, she's westernized. But I'm not detracting from her at all, it's still hilarious and impressive. She has the terrific insight, wry wisdom, vulnerability and timing that a great comic needs.

[@okieto]

@@ryadinstormblessed8308 I picked up on that too. Was thinking she probably doesn’t have that strong of an accent IRL.

[@lockandloadlikehell]

@@ryadinstormblessed8308 she's absolutely not hilarious Not even close

[@irfinity]

Anyone else notice that one lady uncontrollably laughing!

[@deanosslewis]

Cant miss it. Bad sound balance.

[@wisdomleader85]

It was truly hysterical.

[@lunjai1414]

not even laughing at punchlines, just laughing when she said anything

[@masroorahmedkhan5028]

She was planted

[@masroorahmedkhan5028]

Japanese only laughing

[@pr0gengoo96]

Nobody : Litterally not a single soul : Yumi : I bEc0me hOrnY in aPriL

[@jessy7641]

😂😂😂

[@davecahyo]

That was super random 😂😂

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Ok...so it's weird...? Because I do too!!!

[@Icythot-m6i]

"Your Vag In April" was such a good anime

[@Ichisamui]

Glad my bday comes in april xD

[@sjukfan]

"Eww... I get it, it's weird. Who hunts dolphins?" I wasn't ready for that :-D :-D :-D

[@Thi-Nguyen]

I just love how she covers her mouth when she laughs. It’s so Japanese and so cute, innocent.

[@ralphbrito]

Netflix special now please.

[@kernell32bcn]

⬆️⬆️This!

[@laneeric]

While I like her jokes, this is her entire bit. It's been reposted a billion times.

[@ralphbrito]

@@laneeric surely she'd write fresh material for a special... maybe use this comment in it. Also, netflix has given specials to worse comedians...

[@kernell32bcn]

@@laneeric that's the whole point. On hour so she can write more jokes.

[@ThemissouriTraveler]

I agree. She definitely deserves it.

[@DanishKhan-mx3ec]

I feel bad for her boyfriend, it's been 6 months and he still hasn't improved his work down there😂

[@JediTridae]

@Will Pack I think he's referring to the fact that she's had that part in her routine for a while now.

[@germanher7528]

@Will Pack sadly your joke failed

[@DanishKhan-mx3ec]

@@JediTridae thank you explaining my point 😂

[@nerdpoindexter]

If that's the case I feel more badly for her lol

[@justapassingbycommenterrem5642]

Lol

[@georgiebailey5195]

You're always giggling at your own jokes and its honestly the cutest thing

[@blammmed]

shes laughing at peoples laughs lmao

[@jimmymurphy906]

She is amazing at comedy, down right gorgeous. She needs her own show!!! I'm in love :)

[@sebastianrex6697]

Never in my life I thought I'll run to grab my headset for stand up comedy clip....just awesome

[@demonitized6208]

Yumi: hey hey hey Audience: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[@sidechain0]

Bit coneeeeeeect

[@demonitized6208]

Dominik Pintarić 😂😂😂

[@PenduLover07]

It sounds better on 1.25x speed

[@junaidqureshi3863]

They have paid...

[@wendynerd1199]

"I can't talk dirty". I do not believe that.

[@rogerbarrett8204]

When a girl says she can't talk dirty, she's fucking lying! And don't believe her when she says she ain't freaky neither.

[@biglicker4473]

Roger Barrett very true 😂 man do i have stories about this one japanese girl i dated named yi

[@lilsammich8252]

She's playing hard to get.

[@rjun152]

Lol maybe when she talk dirty it turns out cute like this one..

[@emjayscat5947]

You are fearless...AND you bring a smile to our sad faces. Bless you Yumi. Thank you...for existing.

[@delisyus]

I love how she is so soft spoken and sound so soothing yet very savage and her timing is on point. Makes you want to listen better!

[@caramelkisses8396]

I don't even know how this got on my recommendations but I'm binging!!! She is soooo freakin funny! Awesome

[@anthonybuck1044]

Same

[@thommytsunami]

The timing on "like twice" was spot on.

[@anandvermaearth]

Gem of a performer :) What a globalized world we live in...Watching an outstanding Japanese performer in Canada...recommended by a Russian to an Indian living in Switzerland :) World is getting happier and better and thanks a lot to @yumitube for such a refreshing content ;)

[@stevennunez6013]

Dr

[@acarroll1714]

I need to get globalized. I’m stuck in Florida.

[@himmsingz]

You summed it up well!

[@zane4575]

There's always one laughing above everyone else. It's not a contest ffs.

[@DIgitusSmartas]

Its contagious dude, first laugh at joke than at other ppl laughing.

[@Yoko684]

Probably some desperate thirsty white boii wants to score

[@InertiaEffect]

What if people are just enjoying themselves.

[@jerrycue]

Because someone is always nearer to the microphone.

[@ivoryandgold88]

OMG she's hilarious! I think I've found my favorite female comedian! 😂🤣

[@eat_pray_porg8450]

Yumi is so savage. A very unique voice in stand-up comedy, for sure!

[@lifesurfer2417]

The "sweet bite", lol. That's why Yumi Hiroshima is one of my fave comedians.

[@qamarpasha2818]

Life Surfer it is Nagashima= Nagasaki+Hiroshima

[@SV-pv6km]

@@qamarpasha2818 r/woosh

[@reehatyonin]

@@qamarpasha2818 r/woosh so hard its actually funny

[@thomasleedds5402]

You must be white.

[@rexxbailey2764]

SHE CLEARLY MENTIONED SHE IS NAGASAKI U FREAK !!! >:(

[@kurti4796]

I hope soooo badly that Yumi get a hour special or even half n hour I love her soooo much!!!!! She is AWESOME!!!

[@opufy]

2:29 “oh wah, creepy white man -_-“

[@greggdrake]

White wolf spotted lol

[@binaryvoid0101]

Lots of creepy White men.

[@diamantinoalberto688]

It’s been a long while since I legitimately laughed out loudly with stand up jokes. You rock Yumi

[@five2112]

I'm addicted to the delivery of all your jokes. It's so careful and courteous, and the punchline arrives and BAM! :D

[@Ryuuthegreat]

Dirty mind with creative sarcasm: definition of a perfect human

[@m.lmuneer2327]

She's so intelligent and the way she times her jokes is totally brilliant . I love it!

[@kolekole6017]

Oh wow, a female comedian doing "dirty" jokes without sounding gross. I didn't know that was possible. Amy schumer could learn a thing or two from her.

[@karbiguy9972]

Kole Kole definitely

[@keithklassen5320]

Or you could just deal with the fact that lots of comedians use grossness.

[@DalePWhyte]

But Amy Schumer says "vagina" a lot and it would be sexist not to laugh.

[@michaelmacdonald334]

Don't worry, it's Amy Schumer, give her time and she will be along to steal Yumi's jokes.

[@DM-nw5lu]

Dirty jokes are usually poorly executed by men aswell. But men get a free pass because we as a society for whatever reason decided that men are funny even though many of them aren't.

[@f.mazz.459]

I love Yumi Nagashima 💘. Her cuteness, accent and witty comedy is an irresistible combination 😍

[@earlgrey9964]

Laughed so hard my hernia popped out. Need to see an hour special of this gal. She's terrific.

[@irongamingyt1104]

Love the way she delivers the joke. Made my day! 😂lol

[@mania4gaming510]

Dat voice can clam down any men

[@yougants8927]

Or....

[@mack7963]

Your standards are incredibly low

[@ludwigwittgenstein1280]

Anyone

[@AL_1314]

And women too😂

[@nishilbright2007]

Clam down.. Oh Yeahhh

[@jooesubliminals6581]

No one: Absolutly no one: That one person in the crowd: "HUE HUE HUE HUE"

[@かそくかげ]

She sounds like Janice

[@PequenaNoobAmaPudim]

Br

[@iWinimobi32828]

Hyena

[@shrimboy7492]

Yumi is lethal with her 'friendly' demeanor. She cut u in a million ways and u think she's making fun of someone else. LMAO

[@JRyoutube09]

I have not laughed this hard in forever. I never heard seen this style before. wow she's a genius

[@DaveMorgan]

You're so funny! I could listen to you for hours. Go Yumi!

Hahahaha! Great dirty jokes Yumi. Keep up the great humor.

[@janekaha]

Even if she is doing a dirty joke it didn’t feel nasty..!! She is adorable and a real keeper..!! Why didn’t I saw her before. 😘

[@eternalreign2313]

Probably because she's adorable lol? If she looked like Amy Shumer you'd be disgusted.

[@miss420mj]

@@eternalreign2313 Yumi has a way of delivering the things she says in an oddly vulgarly-graceful way..whereas Amy..well, I don't really have anything nice to say other than she's just not funny. I mean she's brave for trying to be, she's got that...but that's it.

[@dinoroar6065]

The woman laughing in the background is having the time of her life...

[@bubbercakes528]

She is awesome! Her voice is so funny; like a six year old telling dirty jokes! Way cute.

[@adolthitler]

You didn't grow a big bush, you grew a bonsai.

[@avrahamvidal4255]

adolthitler Lol 😂

[@leesteal4458]

Lol

[@youknowwhoalready]

Dayumm

[@Jobe-13]

😂

[@IronCan88]

Bonsai Bush

[@HeyItsRicki85]

Yumi you are amazing, funniest lady comedian I've heard in a long time 💗

[@itbetay8490]

This is HILARIOUS!! I’ve found my new favorite comedian 😂😂

[@LanningKann]

Great comic! Raunchy yet funny as hell. She’s got a career!

[@thedarknessunderneathpodca6366]

This is one of my new favorite comedians. She is hilarious.

[@MattNeufy]

I’d post a comment but it looks like it’s all been taken care of by you beautiful people! What a Canadian legend! Glad to have you this side of the pond Yumi!

[@lukenzur1667]

Looking GREAT Yumi! Blunt honesty is the best comedy - get'em girl! You have my love :)

[@s4ppyb855]

She should do a show a with Andrew Schulz, it's gonna be a banger to watch.

[@kevinking2380]

S4PPY B that’s what’s up

[@TampaJohn]

I’m glad I found her on here. She’s hilarious. She needs her own HBO special.

[@idkt0ri189]

the way she covers her mouth after saying the most profane thing omg i love her skdjhf

[@rafshantik]

People started laughing when she came to stage. I feel that. Even I would laugh if I see Mr Bean, even if he's dead serious 😂

[@bhowmikpratik2012]

This is awesome. She has a unique grace to speak about the most intimate thing in most cute way it's mind bogling. Btw kudos to the Sweet Bite.

[@ericwilliams398]

It’s weird.....who hunts dolphins??? 😂

[@letitgrow9343]

Honestly, she is one of the most bravest and funniest Japanese person I know. Please keep it up!!

[@vikinglore1066]

Absolutely adorable and hilarious!!! I laughed from beginning to end....well done! Keep up the fantastic work! Those jokes were the perfect blend of dirty and funny without being over the top. Very impressive.

[@jos487]

I’m a big fan of stand up comedy, but she’s on another planet entirely. I’m binge watching all of her videos lmao can’t believe I didn’t stumble upon her sooner

[@parag93681]

Yumiiiiiiii sooo cutee... Loved it soo much... The tone and timing... Soo awesome.... So sweet and simple... Beautifully performed... Post moreeee

[@constablebentonfraser5014]

You kill it everytime. Your standup is laugh out loud deadpan genius. I love you.

[@squidwardssoul631]

SHE'S DRUNKKK🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Tnnn Tnnn Tnnnnnn* "Your next stop is... jumping in front of the train" LAMAOO 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

[@mitchelltannis]

any stand-up that makes me laugh and teaches me new skills for the bedroom is a winner

[@johnspence8141]

Just saw this for first time, very very funny. I've done a few standups, great timing, great crowd connection.

[@miss420mj]

🤣 Listened/somewhat watched this on my walk with my pup this evening and Yumi had me laughing out loud lol what a great bit!! Thank You and More Please!!

[@julzamidala2865]

Yumi love your set! You get better and better every time!

[@ttheway2life157]

This is going to be a great comedian. Awesome confidence in her material. Cheers Yumi

[@brucewilson1958]

She is utterly unique among comedians...and that is a delight. Bravo!

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

I think she would be great as a sitcom actor / writer. She'd be the character who's often just quietly in the background as all the loud people are making a fuss, then she suddenly and quietly inserts some ridiculously poignant observation and just destroys their entire situation, all the while looking completely innocent, but hiding a raucous internal laugh beneath the surface that only manifests as that mischievous twinkle in her eye.

[@IronCan88]

She'd probably be great in The Office

[@kernell32bcn]

The more videos I watch of her the more I love her style: cutely brutal humor

[@stephenmathew2633]

I really love the way she delivers her jokes. Hopefully yumi will be very famous and I will be to see her perform when she tours to my country🙈

[@idontgetlife9471]

I like how calm Yumis voice is it makes it more funny

[@mcjackspaz]

Hilarious 😂 I look forward to your Netflix special!!

[@nickhall9873]

I will never hear geese migrate the same... I’m okay with that. 😂

[@tb8651]

It was a Japanese girl that gave me the best lessons on going down. Game changing.

[@carlosf3421]

She is an actual badass comedian! Looking forward to her career blossoming her big bush lol

[@binaryvoid0101]

Creepy White guy alert! 😂

[@crimsonshade8125]

My mother banished me from home too. My bush shames our family.

[@BangiranaAllan]

'Your next stop is, jumping in front of the train' that hit deep but funny as hell

[@mondalankur8334]

That's hilarious.. I seriously mean it... Her vids are the only thing that makes me laugh... LOVE IT ❤️♥️

[@Heatblast747]

People who say " No matter what you do or how good you think you are at something, there is always an asian out there that can do it better" are completely right One of the best standup I have ever seen

[@Omuretsu]

Hilarious Yumi😂. Keep it up. My wife is Japanese and we really enjoy your comedy.

[@jena1513]

I am speechless. Like literally, my mind just shut down.

[@ZeroOne46]

I don't typically subscribe to comedy channels but damn, Yumi, you've got something special here.

[@ProfMannion]

I just came to the comments to read the jokes she hasn’t told yet.