independent woman

[@ihkeseteeietos5722]

She’s so polite yet she has dark humor. I love it.

[@dandee6604]

@Jesus Christ no but she might be just irritated with the fetish thirsty ones. Also she specified that in Vancouver specifically there are creepy men that just so happen to be white and the majority for the area. Chill, not racist just a repeat occurrence that she noticed. To be fair she also talked about creepy guys who are Japanese living in Japan, which is the majority of the population there.

[@dandee6604]

@Andrew Sully my statement was only specifying fetish thirty individuals. That is all.

[@Kenzabukuro]

@@dandee6604 How about the accent she puts on for her on-stage character? Is that racist?

[@dandee6604]

@@Kenzabukuro shes Asian doing an Asian accent. Lots of non Asian comedians do accents. What about it?

[@Kenzabukuro]

@@dandee6604 The question was whether or not you think it's racist for her to put on that accent. It's just a yes/no, no need to reply back with a question. Yes or no?

[@JVIPER88]

The wall joke was solid. Everyone thought they knew where that joke was going, but they were wrong.

[@whatshisface1390]

JVIPER88 thought she was gonna take me out for tacos..

[@deymargonzalez6466]

They hit a wall

[@karbiguy9972]

I thought tacos as well

[@karbiguy9972]

False Feathers people like you are lame

[@itze_]

Yeah brick solid

[@anima099]

She's perfected the art of innocence comedy.

[@Shawn-cv1lr]

First comment

[@ElderCM]

@Lynette Scribner thats the point, pal. She just looks it.

[@scriblestingray5713]

Lynette Scribner hmmmmmm what

[@gogopossum]

Lol, this thread.

[@anima099]

Someone's not into comedy bars.

[@josesamp]

When you are Hello Kitty from outside and Rambo from inside.

[@anushejq310]

I've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate

[@aliray1165]

Nah it’s all shit mate

[@beeeeee2684]

More like Deadpool version Pikachu 🤣

[@porzto]

Not Rambo. Freddie Krueger.

[@gr8dvd]

Yea, curse words never delivered in such a gentile manner.

[@humanbeing1429]

There's this one person laughing like a hyena making this show much funnier

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

Hahaha I noticed that too. Great crowd! And I keep hearing the hyenas from Lion King 😂

[@ilysm.6642]

Axone Sukhamaas Me in the corner: aHahahHhhaheHehEhheEe

[@dude99844]

Omg you cant unhear it once you hear it hahaha

[@bobbyc1120]

"I am full of fire and ambition. I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry." Well I didn't see that coming lol.

[@jojo1a]

That's either really sad or highly psycotheriputic, is that a good thing?

[@thomastallis8819]

it was obvious that she was going to say that if you had half a brain. She's everything she complains about in the negative male stereotype; her stage affectation exhibits the female version. And as every good child has learned -- but forgotten by many adults, two wrongs don't make a right. Of course not all people are like that, but her humor is based on stereotypes, but she is totally not balanced in exposing the foibles of both (all?) sexes.

[@MegaSandyvagina]

Fuck it might as well pretend you're a good man, because you sure as fuck aren't a decent woman, Lord knows there are NONE of those left on this planet

[@-HolySpiritDove-]

Yumi, you leave home because you wanted to do things differently. Now you want to marry that type of man. It’s not too late to go back home & reconcile with your mom. Mother might be happy that you’re back safe & together again. (Parable of the Prodigal Son) 🐥👼🌿❤🌻💫

[@azza-in_this_day_and_age]

top ten anime plot reversals i love how the people didnt even register the 3rd degree burns they just received! thats icing on an masterfully baked cake, which she could bake anytime my kitchen is always open to her 😍

[@wiretrap1035]

If one was to read her act on paper, it would not work. Her live timing and carefully-placed sarcasm make the bit successful. She is a force to be reckoned with.

[@thinkingaloud7925]

It's the Japanese accent

[@biggawinnacrapsa3870]

@Jesus Christ - Yes, and if you take all the words out of a dictionary, you have a note pad.

[@BipoIarbear]

Any comedian wrote down without context is horrible, imagine jim Jeffries joke "as rapes go being raped by bill cosby wouldnt be the worst would it" They did a news article in australia an ruined a tour

[@BipoIarbear]

@Carl Glennerster made me laugh u didn't

[@BipoIarbear]

@Carl Glennerster i do not mind that anoligy at all

[@caydenblue]

The internet: “Women aren’t funny” Yumi: “Fuck that shit”

[@shivamgadekar8643]

In India there are many women who do standup and are funny

[@darrenjones2933]

White women comedians aren't funny because they can't push boundaries. They usually just go straight to disgusting. Yumi can get away with a lot. Chappelle, Chris Rock, Mencia.....all were able to push boundaries and all are hilarious.

[@bigs3291]

@@darrenjones2933 that’s not really true a lot of white women are funny it’s just that the popular ones give them a bad name

[@virtualnatureone]

@@darrenjones2933 you're right and not at the same time. I agree most of them just talk about their sexuality too much and it's gross. But some actually pretty funny.

[@rjun152]

@@bigs3291 name some

[@owbahraniya500]

That guy in the front, always looking at his wife to make sure she is laughing 😂😂😂

[@esejsnake1503]

Hah :-D

[@arinanamjin2622]

@Jesus Christ it’s called not being abusive because his wife is a human not a sex doll. also change your name, I smell your evilness from a mile away

[@YukiGibson]

@Jesus Christ Beta and Alpha shit has been disprove lotta of times

[@The-Azure-Knight]

@Jesus Christ bro change your profile name if you don't want to go to hell.

[@videlonlyfans8495]

Arina nam Jin Where did that come from? Are you good?

[@sebastianlodge7549]

As an Australian I can say that is a loss for our whole nation.

[@ffrebello]

I was like what joke she can possibly make for Australian men lol she is genius

[@brisbanerugby]

Yeah, do Aussies do cocaine in Whistler? Is that a thing for Aussies?

[@utubenagarjuna9]

I thought only in India people complain that their feelings were hurt bcoz of dialogues in comedy shows.

[@stefjonesee6180]

@@brisbanerugby I wasn't aware it was a thing.

[@barrymanning6554]

As a Australian I telling you I would growl her sushi.

[@kobinsadvance]

*Comedians speaks the truth.* *Media tells the joke.*

[@joey22306]

Well said

[@Ascendedninja6]

Welcome to Earth.

[@alicelu5691]

yeap, very true example of funny failed experiment...

[@theonlyjuancortez187]

Kobin Kago well u can spell comedian without media lol🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🤔🤯😱🤭😭😂🤣🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♀️😐😑🤯

[@JamesZeroSix]

I'm 14 and this is deep.

[@allidoiscry4119]

This almost sounds like a TED talk but it's stand up comedy

[@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338]

Ya man

[@Pingalu2]

The part before she tells the first punchline really does sound like a TED talk hahaha

[@learningenglishpath8148]

You mean some TED talks sound like they picked up some tricks from stand up comedy.

[@wailandkarisma4279]

Lmao

[@jv-lk7bc]

...except in TED talks they don't say "fuck" as much ... and are les sarcastic, actually mean some of their statements...(as opposed to pretty much the opposite)...and do a little less racist name-calling while making you laugh at it.

[@asianthor]

She's super cute, adorable, savage, and kills. She is a ninja comedian.

[@maddiesiegmund5623]

asianthor ninja? that’s like 75% racist

[@asianthor]

@@maddiesiegmund5623 if it's coming from a non Asian, yes, it would be, but I'm Korean/Chinese

[@snehparab4265]

@@maddiesiegmund5623 came here to say that!

[@delgado8]

She is a Japanese samurai

[@shadowclone3783]

@Rusty Shackleford you sound stupid and a KKK member trying to recruit

[@dorjiwangchuk5453]

Her dark humour in contrast to her polite and innocent composition is her main draw. Love that.

[@thisisntallowed9560]

''I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry'' I use that to motivate myself sometimes, seriously. ...For men it's ''Become the man you would want your daughter to marry'', that's how I know I do all of this for nothing

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

are you sure about that second one? sounds a bit fucked up hahaha. Maybe 'become the man your son would want to become'

[@tromboner6061]

@@Yarblocosifilitico He didn't say or mean anything wrong You percieved it wrongly

[@gr8dvd]

@@Yarblocosifilitico or… "'Become the TYPE OF man…" for your daughter. (I know you were joking.)

[@subhasisrocks]

For some reasons youtube really wanted me to see this.

[@vaishnavishingne3729]

I know! is it an agenda?!

[@TonyBenoy]

Yeah

[@robinsinghchauhan1834]

For real I have been getting this for the last few months now,I mean her other videos pop up all the time and today I finally gave in

[@lancelotray]

hahahha that algorithm tho..

[@hibinmohamed5474]

Omfg I thought I was the only one who thought that... It kept popping up... Liberal ideology pushers

[@adivasi8277]

How can u be so nice and Savage at the same time

[@pyroxldasmellgood6196]

I couldn't agree you with more. Shes deep poetic and got potential to be greater. U go girl.

[@m.alifmumtaz7804]

Cuz she is asian 🤣

[@nikkoallen6637]

@@m.alifmumtaz7804 its true, my mom is asian.

[@stephenskinner7207]

Eh, I'm not really seeing the "nice" part, unless it's the calm tone of voice. It's mostly sarcastic and cynical.

[@stillthepillar684]

@@stephenskinner7207 Same. Literally nothing nice or special about her. Just another stup!d b!tch moving towards what's popular. Hardly original or brave.

[@ThatLaloBoy]

"Hola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" Me, a Mexican guy: "Usually, no. But for you, yes!"

[@JM-fo1te]

I'd turn her out in Tijuana 🤑

[@idkwhoiam351]

can anyone explain the joke "cocaine in whistler?"

[@jackd2083]

pacarnya sebong Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia

[@jesusvazquez5047]

@@jackd2083 can you explain the wall joke I was going through the comments and saw a bunch of Mexicans saying they like the joke, that shit went over my head or something cuz I don't get the joke, what does a wall have to do with sushi in her scenario, was it an insult towards Mexicans or something?

[@jackd2083]

Jesus Vazquez She was comparing meeting a Japanese person and asking them if they wanted to go get sushi with meeting a Mexican person and asking if they wanted help building the wall. It’s a bit of a stretch but only supposed to make the audience laugh. Kind of a weak joke but she is pretty funny.

[@bluemoondiadochi]

Girl: do you want me to pay for the wall? me (if i was the mexican): so kind, but no need, i'm already over it.

[@JustSomeone553]

😆😆😆

[@gauravkulkarni6120]

😆😆😆😆

[@thelivinglipid5025]

I kinda don't get this joke, what context am i missing? I wanna understand it plss.

[@garethbaus5471]

@@thelivinglipid5025 a politician in the US made a campaign promise to build a massive wall on the Mexican border and somehow tricking the Mexican government into paying for the project. Based on other comments said politician made many people infer that the idea behind such a massive project was probably motivated by a desire to keep the US racially pure.

[@lnopia]

@@thelivinglipid5025 The wall is supposed to stop illegal immigrants from sneaking in, he is saying there is no need to pay for the wall because he is already over it (alrdy crossed the border)

[@ejaylala1]

I love the way she sets up the jokes. You never see the punchline coming until she delivers it

[@ylx4219]

Fxxk that sh** is like the most powerful three word phrase in the world

[@stephenskinner7207]

Not really. Curse words have become so overused and saturated in English that they've essentially lost all their meaning. Instead they just make you sound childish and angry these days.

[@geenee3053]

@@stephenskinner7207 Still fucking cathartic

[@deez6584]

Konichiwa, daisuki onee-chan

[@eniofenio1465]

"Pierdolę to" is more powerful xd

[@Pariperi]

Especially when _she_ says that.That line was all about timing and delivery and she did it impeccably 👌

[@anasbouayad6826]

Very nice delivery. The writing of the jokes is also on point, like when she said "mexican", in my mind I thought she was going to make a joke about tacos, but that was so unexpected that I laughed out loud. Very cool stuff!

[@leftyjones9792]

You are very easily amused....

[@paulzammataro7185]

And thought she was going to say something about 🌮 s also...

[@radsimp5710]

Same

[@ABBAOPAXO]

So unexpected, cuz we mexicans don't pay Coppel, how the fuck would we pay for a stupid wall? the US is so broke they can't even pay for their own shit?

[@chrisparker8539]

You just described how jokes work.

[@mikan1998ful]

"Ola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" 😂😂😂

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

AwesoMESS hola bro, hola

[@electron7659]

The thing is that Mexicans are not paying for the wall. They are building it. 🤔

[@mikan1998ful]

@@electron7659 The Mexicans pay for the wall, American company will build it.

[@electron7659]

@@mikan1998ful Wrong answer buddy. Most Mexicans don't have the money to build the wall. So common sense says they can't pay for it. They are actually the ones who are out there, all day, from dusk to dawn, with their own hard labor, building the damn thing.

[@umerali2349]

I thought she said war +_+

[@sibtainali1033]

"ola" "Want me to pay for the wall?" Dead😂

[@youreindoctrinated2657]

Hola**

[@6v6s43]

I just love how she's so calm and collected the whole time

[@asyraf3647]

Then goes "fuck that shit"

[@lelemsays]

"I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry" Can relate!

[@skiphaskell706]

@Bobby Brown Black hahaha ouch

[@e.a.1548]

Lmao with the comments under here, you go girl, me too I'm starting to feel that way 😂

[@kirstenematthews]

“Ladies & gentlemen, I’m becoming the man I always wanted to marry.” 🙌🏻 goals

[@EriPages]

No, that isnt goals because you then won't find a man who'd want to be with you longterm let alone for marriage Feminists are brainwashing women into becoming semi-men. We Men want feminine women, not feminists.

[@marialacambra9715]

@@EriPages "If you become independent then you won't be attractive for men who don't actually want an equal, but a cute and dainty little thing that they can take care of so they can feel strong and manly". OH NO, THE HORROR.

[@wildforfreedom6614]

EriPages basically if you want to be an independent woman and be ambitious then you are just a woman trying to be a man cause being independent and ambitious is a right reserved for men . We women don’t want to marry shitholes like you . We want real men not idiots . Go fuck yourself

[@JKTProductionzIncNCo]

@@marialacambra9715 That person never even typed that. You literally just projected your insecurities on their post. What the fudge?

[@JKTProductionzIncNCo]

@@wildforfreedom6614 Seriously what is wrong with people. Idk if you lack reading comprehension or do you read into things that aren't even there b/c of confusion and bitterness. Tbf it seems like they hit it where it hurts you the most. I wonder why? Also you do not speak for all women. Only one. Yourself. How do you define a "real man"? Seems extremely arbitrary. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean the same thing across different places all over the world. Yeah maybe you should take your own advice and go "fuck yourself" instead? Does it make you feel like a "big girl" using swear words online? Getting upset over a harmless comment. People these days seriously need to take anger management classes. I hope you figure out the source of your bitterness in your life. But whatever. Peace out.

[@alexhiguera8753]

im mexican (born and raised) and you killed me with that mexican line!! i expected something about food, but not that!!

[@allidoiscry4119]

As a Finnish woman I know almost nothing about Mexico lol

[@praveenranakoti9843]

i dont understand that joke

[@jamesrather7170]

@@praveenranakoti9843 Because Trump promised that Mexico would pay to build the wall on the border with the U.S.

[@Wise__guy]

Me too.

[@RJCHOICE]

@@jamesrather7170 yeah that's funny from all angles. points out how racist and arrogant and gullible trump supporters are. some even believe it actually happened. Not joking. a trump supporter told me that there's actually more than a thousand miles of new wall and medico paid for it. I asked him if he ever heard of the concept of fact checking shit he read on Facebook. He had no idea how to do it.

[@nevertellmethaoddz8581]

This made me Google "cocaine in Whistler" cos I didn't get the joke. I'm very glad I Googled "cocaine in Whistler" cos now I get the joke.

[@videlonlyfans8495]

What

[@redlobster4841]

Lol so did I

[@ritdesh5220]

Tried googling ...didn't get that joke yet :(

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

What did it mean?

[@myleg3636]

Whistlers have a cocaine problem

[@MJAY-N7129]

Her performance and deliverance is impeccable. She is so creative and witty with her remarks. It's so refreshing!!!

[@Prisoner-24601]

I'm become a man that I always want to marry. XD

[@kingwong1088]

This joke is so underated xD

[@AccordGTR]

i have been watching her videos and her routine and jokes are always the same. but i still laugh because of her sweet looks and dirty mouth 😄

[@ptbot3294]

Spoke my mind. Shes cute hotness.

[@Kyle-se4uw]

That’s literally what a routine is

[@edpho4779]

Same reason all man watch her, she cashes on that really good though.

[@blognewb]

All the dumb ass millennials like you need to know what stand-up is and how they seem to be "the same" to your freeloading ass just watching it on youtube when it's a goddamn show with a different audience every night who paid to see her.

[@highvoltage47]

creepy white man alert

[@sylvesterbestertester1013]

Great delivery makes her hysterical. Quite easy on the eyes too.

[@indielistener-xh6qq]

Yasssss, when is her Netflix special coming out???🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️❤️❤️

[@TheWolverine1984]

Probably soon because Netflix is super woke.

[@trauko1388]

@@TheWolverine1984 Found the trumptard! 🤣

[@JodiGilar]

Damn, her punchlines come outta nowhere, basically like a ninja..🤣

[@marvelousmrsnunya]

Oh no, I'm starting to crush on her real bad...!!!! 😭😭😭😍😍😍

[@RMS550]

I just want to bone her 😆

[@amzarwan6900]

Same here

[@TheMrKennyC]

Creepy white men

[@marvelousmrsnunya]

Aww is that supposed to be an insult?

[@kammiikaze6887]

alexandriusgirl me too ❤️🙈 haha 😂 😂

[@lockejawe4050]

I just realized that her last name is a hybrid of the nuked cities...

[@janeeyre1990]

She has a joke about it. 😋

[@rjun152]

@@janeeyre1990 title of the video?

[@gabbylon2077]

"Ladies and gentlemen I am becoming the man I have always wanted to marry "-yumi 👏👏👏😂😂 best quote of 2017

[@043_kirtibarnwal3]

You are "75%" sarcastic🤣🤣❤

[@richart58]

'Giving you dry humps on a crowded train'

[@investorjeong]

As another Asian, just feels amazing how u fought the stereotypes Hilarious jokes based on solid truth

[@nagarajaraogangodu5184]

If Yumi thought me my courses. I would ace it all. you are smart, funny and witty. Yet you command the audience very naturally. Kudos to your hardwork and research that went behind it. :))

[@nono7105]

Taught*

[@tomalajr]

Finally a female comic who's routine isn't all about her vagina, boyfriend, and/or sexual experiences. Amazing. Very good set!

[@pockyhawk]

tomalajr careful your misogyny is showing. Maria Bamford, Ali Wong, Nicole byer, Aparna nancherla, Hannah Gadsby, the list goes on. there are so many female comics with original and diverse routines

[@nestorgonzalez6078]

No political bullshit, just plain jokes Good

[@JM-fo1te]

She literally mentioned who she wouldn't fuck lol

[@wilsonsanabia4259]

@@pockyhawk Hanna Gadsby? You mean the woman that hate everything that makes reference to the masculine? Am I to assume then that, not only you think that's funny, but also the other names in that list are the same? My god, modern "comedians" are a parody of themselves.

[@katherines6322]

@Arthur Monty she's making fun of the cultural differences, if not just straight 100% "I don't need a man", it's more like"I don't need Japan's way of needing man".

[@stephenrochester6309]

White dudes in Vancouver wouldn’t walk up and say “konnichiwa” because they would think you are Chinese. Other than that... everything else on point

[@mocromo2010]

you think they would know the difference lmao

[@Nexez]

Konnichiwa is Japanese

[@savageshot3723]

Would black dudes in Vancouver know she wasnt?

[@savageshot3723]

@Huncho Hendrix Lmfao you have been watching too much porn my dude

[@savageshot3723]

@Huncho Hendrix Nobody talks like that in real life my guy which leads me to believe you watch too much porn because you brought that up lol

[@stanislavplazilski]

If i ever have a daughter ,i want her to hve her attitude in life...

[@othergeorgea]

Jesus Christ watch out we got a badass over here

[@som0919]

@Jesus Christ damn.. Why so negative? Why can't you appreciate them wanting to be independent.. Be a little positive. She is not doing any harm to you.

[@GGGGGG-xd8ru]

@Jesus Christ A feminist has a successful career, wakes up one day, and realizes that she wasn't hoodwinked by men and men's bullshit.

[@strawhatmucci7086]

Then get falsely accused and in prison.

[@TheNakedWombat]

Great humour. I had to look up cocaine in Whistler because as an Australian, I had no idea what that line was about but yeah, now I do. Hilarious.

[@gopikagopan3113]

"I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry!" 🤣

[@TheSansoboy]

Shes so pretty, I couldn’t move my eyes away from her face

[@vkrgfan]

Wildforfreedom 🤣

[@Patrick0900]

Smart, funny, and beautiful. What an awesome combination.👍

[@EventingInSeattle]

What a cutie! Great delivery! Would love to see her act in person! 👍👏

[@ernestwegner4960]

She's Outstanding!!!

[@zharmzz1435]

I really love her style😂 She's so funny

[@kanwalhr1781]

You nailed it girl .... Mexican one....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fishingfreak2754]

God she is beautiful 😍

[@lilsaam]

I gotta admit I don't like a lot of female comedians, but this girl is GENUIS, her humour is so dark and original and her comedic timing is perfect !!! She deserves more recognition

[@lifematch]

Her leg game is on point.

[@80cardcolumn]

Too bad the redhead in front is blocking the view.

[@aswinaugustine5308]

@@80cardcolumn yeah , fuck that shit .

[@chadsmith8966]

Folks, I believe we've found the next Betty White.

[@corysamoila]

I'd sleep with Betty too

[@lucasfranke3326]

Betty Asian

[@b-radg916]

I hope she likes Snickers.

[@naliburg]

Lucas Franke this comment is underrated

[@ilysm.6642]

Lucas Franke *_W H E E Z E_*

[@JD-tv9dc]

"I have become the man I always wanted to marry." 😂

[@waterlegend72]

This has been in my recommended for like 2 weeks now...Now I know why KZbin wanted me to watch this so much...it's pretty good xD

[@scroobledooble6257]

The delivery on these is great! It’s just so blunt, and with her innocent sounding voice, the dark humour is just that much funnier

[@ralphlauren3356]

Omfg!!! Soooo adorable!! Priceless delivery!!

[@kammiikaze6887]

🖕🏻😂 that Australian joke though , gutted ! Haha

[@davidjd123]

Kammii Kaze that and the one about the Japanese dry humping on the train lmao. She might be big in writing

[@jessicawilcox935]

"I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dagashithellama]

Thank you for your beautiful, perfect delivery, Yumi.

[@tsl.123]

1:35 Mexican here, I burst in laugh LMAO

[@OtherMike5000]

Genius. Totally underrated. Genius.

[@RishabhSawant]

She is uniquely funny and extremely gorgeous. I’m in love with her 😍

[@Fyrecide]

She's hilarious... and an absolute smoke show. How does that even happen?!

[@henryphilippeaux3566]

@wearealltubes what are your standards? Just for reference

[@The_Eastbound_Hyena]

@wearealltubes you're gonna sir there and tell me she is NOT hot? Get the fuck over yourself.

[@The_Eastbound_Hyena]

@Bill Laswell @Bill Laswell pbbbttt... a "4". Yeah I know your kind bro. That "10" you're looking for (particularly the one that'll actually fuck you) doesn't exist. A Plain Jane you don't even notice is 4-5 by default, so unless you score LEGITIMATE ugly chicks in the negative you're arguing just for the sake of it.

[@effendyrianto3045]

インドネシアからなんですが、今日本に留学しています。 これを見たら、日本の女子のイメージが一瞬に変わりました。 めちゃ面白い。なんでも喋られる。 今度、我がずっとこのスタンドアップコメディを拝見します。 頑張れ！

[@jroden06]

She needs a special on a big platform - this is brilliant work!

[@smv8102]

My earphones fell off at the end, that was hilarious!

[@BCAB1992]

My head nearly cracked open from that first joke.

[@shubhamgoswami9085]

You are soon going to get very famous miss yumi #intuitions

[@Williameagleblanket]

Damn.. she is funny. Great stand up. 😄

[@stewartm.8987]

Thank you for the great laughs and smiles. Makes me miss Hokkaido more. Best wishes for lifelong success!

[@Landrew0]

My favorite comedians build a character persona. Neil Hamburger comes to mind.

[@aefikhan]

I m in love with her ❤️ She is so cute and she look like anime girl

[@GanzuGinisu]

This is good material! I love it!

[@priestesspersephone9266]

smart, sassy and surprising!!!

[@Adobo2BBQ]

Enjoyed watching Yumi delivering all her funny lines…😃😃😃

[@DefinitiveMedia22]

She's beautiful, with a sense of humour, and smart, Can't wait until she has her own special, she deserves it 👌🏼.

[@constablebentonfraser5014]

I love you. Best female stand up. Ever. Breath of fresh air on todays world.

[@dickymartinus1753]

KZbin recommendation brought me here. She is so sweet and funny.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Yumi: "Hola..." Me: "Hola..." Yumi: "Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" Me:...

[@AtYourMumshouse]

KAREN GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[@Annibals]

How you can look so innocent and be so savage at the same time

[@mosamaster]

She is "One Punch-dialogue woman"

[@unrealsparda]

That deadpan delivery is on point!

[@いしけんチャンネル-l8c]

As a Japanese guy in BC. Whistler part had me dead😂😂😂

[@o0OHermioneO0o]

That last sentence is goals!! 💪💜

[@djkurtstudio]

She's so beautiful!

[@jno4159]

I like to keep the ladies on their toes. My offers are usually 50% racist, could go either way.

[@Liaoxo]

*"I am becoming the man i always wanted to marry"* omlllll

[@lay-2356]

@Jesus Christ why r sooo pressed about this shit _jesus christ_

[@JasonPhillip303]

@Jesus Christ let them live thier lives...let us wait till "where are all the good men gone" "why guys dont take me on dates anymore" "men.should man up" lol...idk y guys hurt thier heads about women pussy is flooding the markets...just use your head listen MGTOW CONTENT dont marry and cohabitat....unless u want to lose your house...kids...pay child support alimony all at the sametime....

[@powbobs]

Keish Williams Oh Jesus. A f’ken pathetic MGTOW has appeared.

[@GGGGGG-xd8ru]

@Jesus Christ fuck off already, your reply with your toxic shit on every comment.

[@jarjeguzman5676]

Its funny to hear japanese dropping the f word

[@Holyinductor]

Its Like Natalie Portmann Rap...

[@Gamenetreviews]

Makes me sad what our culture did to her.

[@Tiandesta]

Its not funny when your kind starts dropping the bombs

[@MythicalYub]

It seems like she dropped the f *bomb* if u know what I mean

[@macbuff81]

Very very pretty and witty. She's got great style

[@kunalverma8335]

strong and fierce, full of fire...her accent!

[@jjtt4101]

She hot af

[@jhaz3333]

THAT HEAD TILT THO I LOVE HER

[@tukaichoudhury6165]

*Face of an Angel humor of a Devil 😂*

[@mingjili2607]

I love her perform style

[@geetakapoor9820]

"Dry humps in crowded trains" 😂😂