OYSTERS | How It's Made

[@rickysuave89]

That crab at 3:48 is like, “here I go again” 😂😂

[@themirageguy6292]

ricky suave poor crab

[@豆腐花桑]

Crab soup

[@brotherofbattle7746]

You can see the crab being put back in to the ocean at 4:08

[@karensmith6074]

Lol it's chasing that harvester for another ride

[@ILoveCat03]

Mr Krabs looks like he needs new oysters for his Krabby patties

[@_labacanitaz]

"they act like miniature adults and stay put." and people wanna say i'm lazy. nah , bruh ive just spritually been an oyster my whole life

[@gutenman7112]

Im an adult responsible oyster

[@briancooley8777]

Me TOO

[@artjoeyjameslarena7953]

@@gutenman7112 and more stable

[@coolerthanafrieza4726]

The fact that humans went through trial and error to find a method such as this is insanely impressive

[@user-ho9pd2zp8n]

impressive but also, why?

[@VineFynn]

They probably didn't, likely someone ate a raw oyster out of hunger, and then we've harvested wild ones until marine biologists figured out enough about their lifecycle that they could be farmed reliably

[@indigo0086]

Economies of scales is a gift to all mankind.

[@izzy-monkey7112]

This guy is the only narrator I want on how it's made

[@budmeister]

What about the woman with the annoying-ass Canadian accent?

[@cademancaden]

Agreed. I like him.

[@char_shine]

i really like the narrator with the british accent, but this dude is good too.

[@tomblanco4106]

He IS how it's made!!!

[@honeylyn4893]

Tom Blanco I like How To Basic to Narrate this

[@chrispyy9294]

3:47 me trying to fit in

[@Hunter-dg6ix]

😅😅

[@pepperxwx9632]

Chrispyy XDDDDDDD

[@annedrieck7316]

🦀🦀🦀

[@baronvonkaiser9912]

felt. but dont worry. society wants you to conform to their cookie cutter set up. be yourself and revel in the fact that your not like everyone else. because you cant extraordinary by just being ordinary.

[@carlshneebly7136]

“Squirt out semen”. How scientific.

[@ZhuGeLiang6969]

cum outside... that is the proper scientific term

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

Lmaoooo

[@gray2306]

Pornography ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@princesscat_3019]

u ok?

[@mm-hq4qh]

1/64 of an inch lol

[@trickntreat1]

1:12 Never thought i would see an oyster nutting 😂

[@eieiw32424]

oooo

[@nyahoward5782]

Wow there buddy wrong site🥱💀

[@anguirus9993]

lol

[@Strickalator]

"ONLY OYSTERS" $9.99 Subscription

[@ebonimom6964]

Yea I could have lived without ever seeing that

[@SoN4a2ba0G0n]

"There are fields, Neo, endless fields where oysters are no longer born... they are grown."

[@hinokamikagura2580]

😂😂😂

[@ahoorakia]

where do they get the oyster seed to grow?!

[@masteriangamer]

This video makes me moister than an oyster.

[@jaiyuzivert]

Moister than me

[@vivigesso3756]

oyster lives matter.

[@Phaze511]

I'm borrowing that indefinitely

[@Starvingrobots]

Do you take criticism on your comments

[@kentoistt]

Oi

[@jonsnow3300]

3:50 *Day 28 they still haven’t found out my real identity*

[@cademancaden]

This is actually fascinating

[@floraguilar60]

Cademan Caden hell yeah!! Earth is magic

[@leviburns89]

I found this to be amazing, I had absolutely no idea.

[@briancooley8777]

Ikr. I had no idea they had shells even when they were babies they are so cute lol

[@Borger3941]

Indeed

[@MrDrew1]

Oysters| how it's made....... You see when a mommy oyster and a dad oyster fall in love... some bearded guy puts them in a bucket and films them making baby oysters and posts the video on the internet.

[@hinokamikagura2580]

Porntub 😂😂😂

[@kyon-kyon-]

hahahaaa

[@yaz0333]

2:37 Not sure why it bother me so much when he said "two tenth of an inch" instead of "one fifth of an inch"

[@Der_Kleine_Mann]

Learn the metric System, Neanderthals😄

[@JamezOwnU101]

@@Der_Kleine_Mann What?

[@v7ran]

GermanBurleyLover 320 haha Americans are so stoopid, right? They use a DIFFERENT SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT THAN US *slaps knee*! Imagine NOT using the same system as us! How embarrassing! Such a BAD system, where division ACTUALLY works!

[@videogamemusic2962]

Jax Trần what do you mean by where division actually works? I use metric, so I am confused.

[@floo1465]

GermanBurleyLover 777 dude no, we’re not “neanderthals” because our previous generation refused to accept anything new. sure, the metric system is practically superior in every way, but it would still take a very long time to rework every single thing to accommodate the metric system. i live in texas, the most ‘murica place around, and i can read the metric system well. i thought we were the ones who stereotype/generalize other countries constantly, but i guess not. stop being a smug (xenophobe? can’t think of the right word) and learn that not all americans are stupid. just the boomers.

[@aristo0448]

3:50 Crab:WHERE AM I?!?!?

[@ValAllenSamonte]

3:50 today's episode of "how did i get here?"

[@clairyboots.]

"How DID you get here!?"

[@bellerocks8227]

I like how everyone is talking about the crab 😂

[@amberrose7495]

I don’t even like oysters but this answered so many questions and shown me visuals of actual things I was always curious about like how the the shells grow and what not

[@superidoldexiarong7406]

3:48 The crab is like ahh sh*t here we go again

[@codalisa007]

With walking sideways it wasn't a case of it seeing what was coming. It was probably not the first time either if that was its local patch.

[@camillepailan4469]

4:09 he goes back in the water again haha

[@ninadachrekar7215]

3:49 Oysters to the Crab be like: You Picked the wrong house fool

[@koootoshidayo]

3:48 Are you feeling it now mr.krabs?

[@ripplewavess]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@candybar415]

okay this got me. lol

[@DanleyNuksGoneFishn]

3:49 when you lie on your cv but still get the job

[@StoneUSA]

I absolutely love oysters, but after watching this I am baffled at their cost. They are absolutely numerous and far easier to produce than many fish. Also why don't we see any curators producing 2 lbs oysters? Is the flesh no good by that age?

[@SalishCascadian]

Here are some reasons that might contribute to the cost: --> Fish can be farmed in way more places than oysters can. Oyster production usually requires tidal flats near river mouths with low to no pollution, specific salinities, and mild temperatures. The number of locations which meet these requirements are relatively limited, especially when you consider that humans love building factories, farms, and cities (all of which are huge sources of pollution) next to rivers for trade (economical) and irrigation (logistical) reasons. With fish you still need clean water but it doesn’t have nearly as many other constraints. --> In-shell oysters have a high ratio of heavy inedible shell to meat content. When you buy a live oyster at a store you mostly pay for the shell which is by far the heaviest part (and therefore responsible for most of the shipping cost). Fish and shrimp on the other-hand have a much higher meat to bone/shell ratio. --> Live oysters have very short shelf lives (about a week). Fish and shrimp can be flash frozen and stay good for several months. --> Out-of-shell oysters must be shucked by hand, which is a slow, labor-intensive, and hazardous task. --> Many consumers eat oysters because they’re considered a ‘fancy food’. If they were super cheap they wouldn’t be considered fancy anymore. As to why they don’t grow oysters to their full size: --> An oyster of that size cannot be eaten whole (the most common way to eat them). --> Bigger older oysters generally taste much worse than the small ones and have an unpleasant texture. --> It would be uneconomical to produce and ship oysters of that size. --> Older oysters have accumulated higher levels of pollutants and heavy metals.

[@yyg4632]

Did you see how much effort, movement, time,and transferring this took?

[@abeginnerspov5968]

3:49 Crab be like, *What the hell am I doing here?*

[@silentknight2329]

*i don't belong here*

[@abe6495]

Oysters, mmm. Lol, as a kid I always thought they were disgusting, but when I became an adult I realized they were delicious! I'm having some this week.

[@miiigoreng]

'How it's grown'.

[@sadiaansari4574]

D'Vonte Dawson the name of the program is "How it's Made", dumbass.

[@miiigoreng]

oysters can be made? fucktard

[@FILALOHA808]

I mean they also showed how the oysters are made. They just made it more interesting by showing how it's grown

[@polishjerry6389]

@@miiigoreng they showed how these shells can reproduce

[@rcy11]

3:47 They see me rolling, they hating...

[@alexissandoval1284]

That crab is in heaven. A bunch of immobile meals with juicy meat in the middle. And he has the perfect tools to shuck them!

[@jasondaniel918]

This is a very informative video. Thank you. For as much as I love oysters, I never inquired into the farming methods. I also never realized that the majority of the oysters we consume are farmed. I was naïve enough to think they were wild caught. - Now I need to go to the grocery store to get some oysters. ~ I have always loved raw oysters. I usually eat them with (fresh) lemon juice, salt and cocktail sauce. Lately, I have taken to eating them with soy sauce and sliced spring onion. I find that combination a welcome change.

[@petergreatbatch109]

This i not is how it is done

[@jasondaniel918]

@@petergreatbatch109 And?

[@jeromedavid7944]

The Oyster Bar in VA Beach at Pacific and Atlantic Aves is great! Last time I was there happy hour was from 4 to 7 and raw, fried, or Rockefeller style which are delicious are a buck a piece and the Jaws beer 🍺 Nassatucket lager was 2 bucks a can! I dipped a few raw ones in a white vinegar cracked black pepper mix and it tasted almost as good as dipping steamed blue crab 🦀 meat in it! My all time favorite is a shot of Louisiana Red 🔴 Dot hot sauce, little squirt of fresh lemon 🍋 juice sitting a top a saltine cracker dude!!!

[@fishingandfilming4464]

I would love an oyster right now. But ya know, the apocalypse is currently happening so I guess not.

[@DorothyDollLee]

Same

[@papireddy4805]

I am from the future

[@panostsak]

Is 1:14 considered oyster bukkake?

[@vincentnguyen3068]

LMFAO

[@panostsak]

How come?

[@irocc]

Xvideos:Oyster gets a huge bukkake

[@Dannybythebanana]

you stop that

[@soulfreaz]

That was a oyster gangbang.

[@grantmccoy6739]

That method of growing them is really productive. I bet they could use that same method to regrow the wild populations. They really only need to start a colony, because they'll obviously sustain themselves. It's of interest, because they filter the water, and clean water is really awesome to look at.

[@dadinicolas8557]

Well, mama oyster meets papa oyster thus an oyster is made.

[@jesuspg183]

Pizza Dip they dont even meet, they just cum and the water carries eggs and semen to each other. Imagine fapping and your semen reaching a vagina vía air

[@austinsears1637]

Shirokuro Max Ahahahaha!!! LMAO!!! YOURE RIGHT THO!!!

[@dadinicolas8557]

Shirokuro Max papa oyster's semen meets mama oyster's vagina thus an oyster is made

[@alexsmith1207]

Shirokuro Max that would make lots of babies to every women in the world

[@mglenadel]

When daddy oyster loves mommy oyster very much, he disperses sperm in her general direction… That's how oysters are made. Now go to sleep.

[@ErikGinting]

Can i get more videos.. because i just a little bit horny right now.. or can you give link maybe xnxx something like that

[@zihaoding4864]

3:48 crab:"Is this the party bus to oyster orgy?"

[@reimufumofan4195]

You know Mr. Bean hates the oyster’s taste.

[@Knallsack]

Yeah in the french restaurant

[@reimufumofan4195]

XD

[@DelinaSilence]

There was another episode of him eating expired oysters

[@richardgoring8752]

YES I SAW THAT HAHAHHA It was so funny XD

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

In the TV series, he loved them. To outdo another diner in a restaurant, he was downing a dozen by the second. When the other questioned their freshness to the waiter, the waiter gave them a smell, and discovered they were off, then removed them from the buffet. Mr. Bean saw this with a petrified look on his face. By the next scene, he had the runs.

[@ray7419]

Oysters: How it’s made.... Well it’s when a mommy oyster and a daddy oyster really love each other.

[@Ynek237]

The crab and oysters are paid actors.

[@milosnipez2753]

when a daddy oyster and a mommy oyster love each other veeerrryy much.

[@eieiw32424]

o

[@asmodeusasteroth7137]

Wild oyster has grit, pearls debris Same with mussels That's why the oysters usually has no tooth breaking stuff at restaurants and stores I found a 1/4 inch mussel pearl

[@Aequitas_RJ]

1:37 Dude, just give up the fight and shave your head.

[@TRPGpilot]

Best comment on this video ever!

[@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi]

Lmfao

[@bbbbbb-dc5bb]

3:49 I don’t think that belongs there 😂😂😂

[@marcusolivier1407]

Dorset where i live in Bournemouth and poole oysters are home grown learn something new every day.

[@an_entire_vibee]

Was that thing just shooting his load😣😥😂

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Yes.

[@miko5167]

@@Buddhadan100 Then why are you saying dirty things like that?

[@ZariainYT]

@@Buddhadan100 So Wtf is Wrong to ask If an oyster is "Shooting its Load"? You're Actually the one having dirty thoughts, even you've said you're 10, jackass 😑

[@garretlover9402]

@@Buddhadan100 Roblox

[@dsangel4135]

@@garretlover9402 lmao

[@xians3216]

Dude if I ordered oysters at a restaurant and the waiter brought out a plate of 2.2lb oysters I’d probably go into shock. 😂

[@thomopolusrex8436]

Oysters, shrimp, lobsters, and scallops. Time to eat.

[@b1g_b4d_j0hn6]

One thing I find amazing... The farmers can ACTUALLY tell male from female.

[@teonesterov9141]

Wow, this is so interesting! I eat several raw oysters every single day, btw.

[@ishutiwari5567]

i have searched about oysters life cycle and i found this video at top.

[@TyngdkraftLive]

2:41 sounds like a line in a rap song

[@Godesses_child_]

More like a nursery rhyme

[@outdoorfreedom9778]

Tried them raw, kind of like having a cold and swallowing snot. Then i tried them deep fried and really like them.

[@kjkj2322]

see kids, when a daddy oyster and a mommy oyster love each other very much...

[@xdxd-uc6hd]

1:09 𝐒 𝐐 𝐔 𝐈 𝐑 𝐓

[@khenanthonypacker]

Raw oysters the best..

[@ZooTycoonLord]

agreed

[@tou7331]

Jeong said it

[@mmontgomery7069]

Nature's Viagra.....E D doesn't stand a chance! Ask Sam Malone!

[@Mina_El_Nemr]

I live on the mediterranean sea in Alexandria, used to gather a similar type of oysters off the rocks and small islands, it's similar to oysters but small as a pestachio and more flat color is grey mixed with blue or violet, after gathering it i put in a cold water and leave it for like 5 to 10 minutes and it opens up it's shells, at that moment i put it under the running tap water to clean out the sands with the help of some vinegar to kill bacteria, then i take it out from water and add the lemon, it tastes very nice as an appetizer it needs no cook, but gets a little tricky some times to open up the shells as it closes as soon as you touch it :D , Yes you eat it alive xD it's the best way to eat it, we have that pearl oysters but it's bigger and has to be cooked nice too, Sea urchins also very nice it's the one like ball with hard long pointy spikes, crack it open add the lemon and enjoy :) *A bit of advice DON'T try to get near it if you don't know how to pick it up as some types are poisonous and it's painful like hell you may need a medical care*

[@TRPGpilot]

Interesting! Thanks for sharing.

[@ToXic_WeaponZ]

Can i throw the spiky death ball ?

[@lilliedawnwarriorscatsfan6552]

Is it like a tiny muscle? (The little shell animal, not like lifting weights.) Because it sounds like you ate a baby one. But I'm just guessing.

[@canna_craigy_uk172]

A winkle or a cockle?

[@obamastolemyvcr1446]

0:00 You’re telling me you can smoke oysters. I bet that’s the craziest high ever!

[@pelicanbeater6100]

There's absolutely no way I'd eat a raw oyster. What about parasites???

[@boxychubbo6922]

I've eaten thousands of raw oysters.

[@thekingmagnum7331]

Best narrator ever!

[@Fruitarian.]

Wow thats a lot of work, i bet oysters from them are expensive

[@travismoffat6701]

At the end of the day the farmer Doesn’t make as much money as for the restaurant for the end product it really sucks as an x farmer I no it to well

[@goldpieceleo]

Narrator: So today 95% of oysters we consume came from oyster farms. Philippines: Not in my place boi!

[@friedricedan9911]

3:49 yo that crab getting a free ride

[@javabean4594]

2:28 Larry loves his oysters

[@cornythecorn4044]

3:49 are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

[@SBIFILMSminivan]

Gold

[@cornythecorn4044]

*yes*

[@OliverTreeNews]

Me 3 hours before now: Last video before bed. Me rn: This shit is crazy.

[@susiecurtis2896]

Title: oysters: how its made Mother nature: am I a joke to you

[@salahahmed419]

Hi from Egypt

[@Flappmeister]

0:33 - 0:46 I'm certain this is the Seasalter Shellfish Co., near where I grew up in Thanet. They supply the juvenile oysters to fishers in Whitstable, where there's an annual oyster event there.

[@malcolmcarter5541]

Dorset oysters in Poole

[@PotatoTune]

lol that MrCrab dunno why he got sucked in xD

[@Lyokalita]

I love how oysters had their "internships" when they are grown up to gain some real world experience in order to grow bigger to be "qualified"

[@tabthecabbit3354]

And now I have a hankering for oysters, and a shrimp cocktail.

[@PastorPeewee20]

After watching the money shot it made me hurl a pearl.

[@soulfreaz]

Wtf. Oysters are grown, not made. And also, I love watching oyster porn first thing in the morning with my coffee.

[@alexm8010]

Thanks for the information. I've learnt something new.

[@Vin2q]

I have never thought once in my life that I would see an oyster nut

[@charlieretro]

3:48 Crab is like What Planet Is This ?

[@UrDomb]

Honestly I want to give a big shout out to How It’s Made for pretty much always being upfront about how gross or fucked up the production of a product is. They don’t tell you it’s fucked up but they just tell you the facts. Oysters are farmed because we destroyed the oceans. Bubble gum is plastic that you eat. :)

[@phroggy8563]

you really shouldn’t be actually eating bubble gum tho lol

[@noobdeswoop]

AThey forgot telling you that eating them raw means most of the times alive.

[@j-rocd9507]

@@noobdeswoop it should always be alive. Eating dead ones is how you get food poisoning.

[@boxychubbo6922]

Yeah, the oceans are "destroyed." HAHAHAHAHA ooook

[@memedeliveryboi1069]

3:48 The crab: Im a ouster too! But with legs!

[@reggie8370]

I love them. give me millions and you'll be surprised I'll eat them all and you'll be in debt too! lol

[@rsmccary1]

3:50 hey! Look, a creepy crab!

[@huh2340]

Oyster and mussel are my favorite clam-like shellfishes. If I had to think of the favorite in the entire shellfish category, shrimps are No.1 and Oysters are No. 2.

[@randycheow5311]

If your lucky enough, you might found a pearl inside the oyster

[@karstenschuhmann8334]

Maybe in that big one. I would guess 18 month is too short to grow a paerl.

[@synthsol5522]

Wow, ive learned raw oysters are cleaner than factory made rice

[@fuzzytop4746]

I watch this like 2 times a year it seems

[@SunnyWu]

I wonder how the huge ones taste.

[@eksine]

Wouldn't you like to know

[@JohnnyRamirez86]

Can you even fit that huge thing in your mouth though? Lol

[@salomonmendoza1435]

I’ve seen a few the size of a forearm. I literally had to use a fork and a knife

[@GabrielPerez-qh9ht]

So that’s where Santa Is during the off season

[@joshuamc96]

that dredging method is such a disruptive and awful method.

[@davegoodwin1848]

How an oyster is made...2am... Female squirts, male squirts. Riveting.

[@bluekeet]

I like how that oyster farm feeds the harvested oysters clean water so that they can be eaten raw.

[@brollowz2912]

3:49 that’s a kinda cute crab!

[@daxmocsin8479]

Idk how many times ive watched this but this still entertains me hahhahaa

[@walkerbrosfilms7077]

As soon as I seen that thing blow a load in the water I knew what too comment was going to be. KZbin is so predictable

[@brodyorsomething2662]

3:49 there’s a crab! XD

[@minhazkhan1104]

Carb be like : I'm not one of them believe me 😂😂😂

[@lecorny007]

Oysters we get here aint fresh, and damn they costs an arm.

[@jonvenusti]

where is here.

[@Milk3ubxtch]

Cooking asian food

[@neoxenoz3262]

I hate to say this, but we've all been swimming in oyster jizz

[@bugsy007]

1:38 A hillbilly doin' SCI...ENCE!!!

[@AiraCamille]

I live in an island and oysters and seafoods are easy to get. In fact I just had oysters last night.

[@wes2262]

Imagine if humans were made like this

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Please elaborate.

[@MubashirullahD]

Why? Haha

[@Alexander-xq8bd]

This is so much fun to catch

[@zachary4279]

3:49 crab: wtf am i doing between al these oisters

[@yockotacolorado]

Most people have the same oyster's life cycle, they have no choice.

[@AllanLovezGaming]

How can you "make" oysters?