Dishwasher Lasagna Extreme Cheapskates | React Couch

[@GrandmaLoves2Scuba]

If she is feeding the baby anything cooked in that nasty water, that is child abuse. Someone needs to stop her.

[@randomdragen1015]

dont worry we're on it

[@homelessrobot]

also, most of these people aren't real, its 'reality' tv. they pay people with no shame to ham the shit up.

[@redduskironsky1058]

@@homelessrobot im sure they area real to some extent

[@homelessrobot]

@@redduskironsky1058 yes, to some extent. but the rest of the extent to which they are not, makes them not real. Its like any sort of reality thing. They take a real situation that isn't actually all that interesting and inject outrageous silliness.

[@redduskironsky1058]

@@homelessrobot i mean yeah im sure she aint actually re using boiling water or feeding others sauce that their kids had before...or actually using syringes on detergent...but I can actually see the lights part happening.

[@kadnfildnsflisfilsdn]

This situation isn't about her being cheap, but about her being in control.

[@michellesovereign4564]

Exactly

[@pottymouthedplanter]

EXACTLY

[@feraltaco4783]

"My way is the best way." Yeah, if that doesn't scream "I'M AN ARROGANT CONTROL FREAK!" I don't know what does.

[@feraltaco4783]

And I'm not a big germaphobe but holy crap! Being around toddlers is like swimming around a giant petri dish. Screw that.

[@FallenAngel7538]

yeah, it's kind of abusive in a way...

[@rainyjelly]

she realizes that... having multiple light bulbs isn't gonna run up her electricity if she just doesn't have them all on at once?

[@11AceHearts11]

Seems more like a control thing to me than anything else. If she hand washes their laundry and hung to dry, she'd save a lot more on water and electric. If she didn't "cook" the lasagna in the dishwasher, or even stopped using the dishwasher altogether, she could save even more water there, allowing her husband to have a decent shower. She can pinch in other areas allowing them to have more hygienic food. "The Stephanie way is the better way." -Cheapskate Lady

[@xaisat]

@@11AceHearts11 using the dishwasher uses way less water (2-8 gallons per cycle) than washing by hand (~2 gallons per minute).

[@stevethebeave]

Nope, she doesn't realize that cause she's a dumbass lol

[@Rogue_Leader]

It'll wear the bulb out more quickly too. It stresses the lighting element when you turn it off and on.

[@vinnyguitara]

@@xaisat But damn that dry cycle

[@uhh1492]

I immediately imagined her in a horror movie situation and as she's running from a serial killer, she's having to stop and replace her light bulb per room

[@Thenoobestgirl]

LOL

[@pinkmushroom3226]

😂😂😂 yesss!!

[@AtemiRaven]

I didn't even really understand that one. It isn't going to cost you more electricity to have more than one lamp plugged in if they are OFF. Just turn them off when you leave the room like a sane person. You're not even going to save on the cost of lightbulbs because the single bulb is just getting used 5 times as much, thus burns out five times faster. It's just straight up idiotic.

[@crypticcorgi8280]

Her husband and kid's life is a horror show scenario.

[@cattyghostly7414]

@@AtemiRaven that way she wont keep anything on.

[@noirevala]

“I want a divorce” “Do you know how much the gas will cost to get to the courthouse? No, no divorce”

[@notwhoashethinks4388]

I'm going to hell for laughing

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

_Counter point: "We could just do the paperwork online and send it to a lawyer/we could do it withOUT a lawyer,you cheap bastard. And besides,we could always drop the kid off at a relative's and take the bus there,you freak."_

[@suahannecarpenter887]

Lol

[@KittyKraftStudio]

I'd walk to the damn courthouse to divorce her, I don't care how far it was.

[@KittyKraftStudio]

@@sharonspears-mandeville2369 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THE INTERNETS COST??? 😂 Sure you could go find free Wi-Fi but then we're talking gas again...

[@Al3x_no_name]

That lasagna got a better shower than the husband 💅✨

[@lilithconley3097]

😭😂✨

[@Xoxovampp]

Best comment

[@deannas2778]

True. And gross 🤮

[@Mica_Macchiato]

big OOF 😂

[@pmn7544]

this made me collapse a lung

[@evelynandersen5987]

The phrase “it may be a little chunky” should never be used in the context of water 🤢

[@filthypenguintv4931]

Yeah, I gagged when I heard that

[@moonchild_778]

A literal LIQUID

[@pottymouthedplanter]

RIGHT??? Like WTF!

[@siobhanriopelle6156]

Evelyn Andersen , can't wait !😳

[@siobhanriopelle6156]

Filthy Penguin TV , fish chunks ?

[@ejanocrowsnatcher]

She feels uncomfortable about the football party cause she knows that what she does is abnormal and unhygienic

[@alexisd6106]

No I don't think that. She agreed to be on national TV. She's nervous because she doesn't want them using extra tp, eating their food, making a mess that she has to spend money or resources to clean up.

[@deannaw9128]

Yep

[@zamap4278]

@@alexisd6106 Not to mention that football game running up the bill🤣🤣🤣

[@michibmoon]

Alexis D Exactly

[@petalpotionsart]

This doesn't even seem like it's about her necessarily wanting being cheap, it's about her own superiority. You can see how controlling she is to her boyfriend/husband, not wanting him to have friends over, monitoring his time in the shower, I hope my dude *escaped far far away*

[@franbow984]

Could be a reason behind it but yeah, still disgusting.

[@AgentK83]

@@franbow984 why does your name sound familiar

[@jazflanagan8693]

She and her hubby eventually ended up on Maury-- he cheated on her and failed a polygraph. Can't said I blame him.

[@petalpotionsart]

@@jazflanagan8693 I don't blame him either. I hope he's living happily somewhere without this crazy bitch

[@JoeMama-kj7bq]

He did *escape far far away* and got married to Fiona.

[@littleblueclovers]

Ok that “the more you ask me the longer I have to reuse it” actually sincerely angered me. The moment she said that she’s admitting it that it’s not just about the money, but about her pride and spitefulness. To cause such discomfort for her spouse and then get angry at his requests is just a douchebag thing to do.

[@ispilled_thetea3286]

The Wolfman Smith they probably say that shit so you won’t call them out on their bad behavior. It’s blaming you for addressing the problem when they’re the one causing it smh.

[@vesselfit2use]

She is straight trash!!

[@andrewv8472]

littleblueclovers I agree she just started and won’t stop for pride

[@andrewv8472]

The Wolfman Smith I was like you then I was hmmmm

[@s0lastsummer7]

YEP the "have to" part is what really set off the alarm bells!!! She's just keeping him on a leash!

[@AnnoyingTiger888]

Look at all the tinfoil she wasted wrapping up the lasagna though.

[@SalariaStudios]

Yea but then she washed it soo lol

[@skylarwolf225]

And it STILL just tasted like water

[@offbrand_2863]

@@skylarwolf225 That's because she doesn't understand cooking gotta let the moisture bake off or just not put it in the dishwasher

[@fluffuchan0629]

Look at the valuable oxygen she's wasting when others could make better use of it

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I bet she reuses it afterwards

[@LilDragonskudos]

you know she aint buying no plastic syringes and gloves she taking them used ones home from work "oh its okay ill just rinse them off"

[@seeriousli8169]

she 'sanitizes' them in her recycled boiling water

[@kelseyhatton1]

This girl uses a syringe for her laundry detergent?? Shed have a heart attack if she saw how much soap I use for my clothes.

[@zozocecp]

using too much detergent can wear out your clothes faster, Lol...

[@sundaestar750]

@@zozocecp yikes i just POUR that shit in

[@ArcaneJudge]

Enough to have a bubble bath in your laundry room lmao

[@jenewok]

I use the max amount of laundry detergent every time. My clothes from five years ago still look brand new!

[@xarxesmora9738]

Kelsey Hatton bro if she dies her family’s quality of life improves just saying

[@gmoney66]

Think of all the money she'll save when CPS takes her kids.

[@TheUltimateRare]

don't know why she even has kids. it's the biggest waste of money yet she went with it.

[@megancarter9997]

@@TheUltimateRare exactly. Children are ridiculously expensive

[@bezllama3325]

Some of her things (the turning off shower water and the grape thing and maybe the drink thing) are smart but most of them are disgusting

[@TheImprovised]

Daaamn!!! Right? Poor babies.

[@TheImprovised]

@@TheUltimateRare that is correct. It's cheaper to use birth control for real.

[@gothlynx803]

"I don't ever get to fully wash myself." DUDE RUN AND GO FIND YOURSELF A HYGENIC WOMAN THAT APPRECIATES A MAN WHO WANTS TO BE FULLY WASHED

[@Nikki-lh1tu]

AND TAKE THE KIDSSS 🏃....👧🧑

[@KatieLizzy-uy4xs]

that's what i'm saying.

[@21hairgirl]

Two minutes is not enough time to wash your body, hair and face. 😳🤦‍♀️

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

Then, what's her shower like?

[@BriMarks]

@@21hairgirl it’s not even enough time to just brush your TEETH. “Experts say that you should be brushing your teeth twice a day for ATLEAST 2 minutes each time. “ 😳 and this woman expects him to wash his ENTIRE BODY in 2 minutes!? Makes me wonder how rank she must be smelling on a regular basis, especially her lower half (not to sound creepy. But I don’t think anybody is oblivious to the fact that certain places are a little bit worse when not adequately cleaned on a regular basis..)

[@cocoabeane789]

I can't believe her baby daddy hasn't left her and filed for custody of the child. It wouldn't be hard to say she isn't caring for her child properly 0.0

[@j3in725]

Well, I'm pretty sure he's a bit of a wuss to say the least if you can't take responsibility over the health of your OWN children.

[@selenabranch936]

I'm surprised no one died yet lol

[@j3in725]

@@GluedTechDude true

[@LikaLaruku]

@@j3in725, yeah, any man who can be drill sargented out of a 4 minute shower by a thin waif who looks fresh from highschool is not a man with much spine.

[@peachysakura24]

If they showed this episode to a judge, those kids would be in his custody before she could move her light bulb to the next room.

[@InfernosReaper]

The worst part is they're not really saving anything doing half this crap....

[@jamelgallagher6602]

Right especially the light one

[@InfernosReaper]

@EVOlution Production Studios Pretty much. Often, they end up costing themselves more with their ideas. . It'd be sad if it weren't so hilarious

[@Wanderingstarlet]

Like how would buying a makeup brush one time be wasteful money wise? The lint thing just killed me. I've used the same makeup brushes for years and a lot of them are cheap as hell. This looks more like mental illness to me than being a cheapskate

[@UtopiaZv]

@@InfernosReaper No, it's still pretty sad I really feel bad for the husband

[@perrilewis180]

No on this show saves anything except like pennies. She could save money by not having the lights on and keep the light bulbs in the sockets and you can buy makeup sponges they use in sephora and the like, for dirt cheap. Even the fancy ones you can get 10 of them for 4 bucks at tjmaxx

[@Puddin44]

Real talk, CPS needs to get involved. That is really unhealthy for the kids.

[@chayden153]

For real, especially that chunky water.

[@ReeN1995]

@@chayden153 if it makes you guys feel better I can tell you that this along with a lot of other cheap people on this show is faked. If you do the math and look a little closer you will notice all the stuff is just for TV.

[@StarryInkArt]

Agreed.

[@ChampagneKanyon]

No one is gonna tell her that the lint trap collects more than just lint? Like dirt and dust? What the shit?

[@dylanncalvin4137]

Not to mention actual shit. As if she doesnt wash underwear lmfao

[@dylanncalvin4137]

Oh shit I didnt think bout them pubes im literally gagin

[@katelynpratt257]

Yeah and she rubbing it on her face like it's nothing 🤢

[@Shadowdreamer4]

yeah honestly like just use your hands at that point.

[@ImAngieBaby]

Girl she’s using chunky water I don’t think she cares hahahah 🤢🤢

[@a.griffin3430]

Dane : “what!???” Everyone: agreed.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

17:05

[@a.griffin3430]

Visible confusion XD

[@x3midnightsky3x]

Sexual confusion for me...

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

"Extremely controlling people" that should be the title of the show

[@theforgottendinosaur]

I mean...She could have saved even more money if she made the football party a pot luck..then she wouldn't of had to make anything in her dish washer haha

[@brooklynnbailey4356]

Forreal tho!! Bring yalls own stuff, then put the lightbulb in the livingroom and everybody chill. 🤷‍♀️

[@jennifersantillana9738]

Exactly! This chick should be embarrassed. I've seen some dumb shit on KZbin but this is definitely one of the stupidest woman PERIOD!

[@samanthahough3598]

Isn't this scripted though?

[@michibmoon]

RIGHT? They need to bring some damn sense. She could've just supplied chips and salsa....or wait, maybe not the salsa but the chips.

[@cassandraps]

And you end up with all the food left

[@slymorrigan]

Haha you guys are cute. You actually believe she bought those gloves and syringes? She stole those from her work, as a phlebotomist. LOL

[@potatotomato7025]

I'd rather her steal new ones then try to take used ones

[@phreshmark]

Free blood transfusions

[@jarod2044]

you're stupid if you don't take the little shit from work.

[@snotsicle]

@Lil Donkey and?

[@marinabruce2977]

@@potatotomato7025 you know for a fact those were used lmao

[@Xoxovampp]

She can’t change reused boiling water yet she can buy herself makeup, a necklace and a chest tattoo, how nice.

[@talynorf389]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Inamichan]

It’s probably from how she was raised. She probably didn’t have much and so she buys what makes her happy and recycles the things that are more necessary. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@mrmacedon]

narcissism

[@serosss5708]

@@Inamichan but she cant make her spouse happy as well? Have you seen the poor man💀

[@Proserpira]

Well, the whole show is staged, so it's not like it really matters.

[@SpotOn1998]

This woman’s sanitation regarding food Blows my mind that she hasn’t killed anyone yet. Imagine the bacteria in that boiling water.

[@summergamer7650]

Wouldn’t be surprise if she takes food from public trash cans. Probably first person to get corona virus

[@suzannenichols6900]

Imagine the bacteria on those bananas by the time they get eaten.

[@j3in725]

Na dshe is a nurse to like, how?

[@ani8218]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Abbyguh82]

And the saliva in the repurposed sauces 😭😭

[@Meiabell]

She isn’t spiteful or defiant. She is CONTROLLING!!!

[@polarbal5919]

No, she is all three of those things.

[@lovelysophxox]

she’s literally D. all of the above

[@Princessbuttercupish]

"The lightbulb is in the kitchen cause she's washing the lasagna' 😂 omg

[@acidrain9207]

Instead of having a dishwaser, maybe wash the dishes by hand.

[@omaewawoahshindeiru1756]

yeah all she would have to do is fill one side up with a little bit of soap and another side to rinse off and then dry. sure is a lot less water than a dish washer

[@melodismith6139]

How would she make dinner then? Lmao

[@InfernosReaper]

@@melodismith6139 by taking the money she's not using on the dishwasher and putting it towards using the oven, which would take *less* time to cook things?

[@melodismith6139]

InfernosReaper that just makes too much sense lmao

[@HK47_115]

@@InfernosReaper it's funny how she just doesn't realize that water is actually more expensive than gas. No reason why most people made P gas mower it's because they may live in areas where it gets cold thus requiring to heat up the whole house. Especially if it's a big one. Another words during winter time gas bill Skyrocket. But it really looks like it's not winter time for them so I'm not sure what the hell this chick is freaking out about. She's literally wasted more money just doing one load of dishes every day in a dishwasher let alone cooking with it an hour or so.

[@ak6046]

SHE'S A NURSE!!!! How is she ok with these unsanitary practices??!!!! 🤢🤢🤢

[@iwillhavemora7656]

she mad

[@j3in725]

She stupid and cheap

[@jeffpro8]

She must be a shitty nurse then. I'm shock to hear that she's a nurse!

[@jacencko011]

She’s not a nurse, she’s a phlebotomist

[@StoicVeR]

@@jacencko011 still, I would not want her two miles of a person needing medical care. Home life practices are habitual to the person, and it could unintentionally leak into the professional work zone.

[@kaylaplasch2922]

Never have I ever heard someone describe their cooking water as chunky 😭

[@animatorstanley]

🤮🤮

[@soosquatch4236]

I live in the boonies. Sometimes our water is... different 😔

[@animatorstanley]

@@soosquatch4236 I feel that. Cooking food in the dishwasher is waistful! I wash by hand, (I've never had a dishwasher that has worked) also the guests said "ew it tastes like soap".

[@SteviiLove]

I do the "navy" shower thing. In the winter I plug the tub a little to keep my feet warm because as long as your feet are warm, it's not so bad. It's not really to save money, it's more to save hot water. I don't do a time limit though because you need and deserve to be clean.

[@TroubledOnePaydirt]

SteviiLove hey I know u!!

[@alyabogers6691]

She sounds like the 'I'm washing me and my clothes' girl im-

[@ghostflxwer]

I'm washing me and my clothes BITCH

[@arianaa.3357]

I'm washin me and my clothes, beitchhh, I'm washin me and my clothes

[@jeshikasara6343]

hahahahaha

[@sarasmith374]

My favorite comment of the day. I can hear this.

[@HanaDubs]

I'm washing me and my lasagna

[@toyamwarr]

It’s frustrating that most of these cheapskates lose money in the long run, waste tons of energy, and compromise their health doing all this penny pinching stuff.

[@jennyoneill8879]

Yet most of them have kids and live in houses and drive cars which is expensive

[@456puff]

@@jennyoneill8879 Plus, she wears makeup and gets her nails professionally done. If she was really a penny pincher she wouldn't do this stuff, or at least paint her nails on her own.

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

She's usimg so much foil on that dish, she might as well just use the oven!

[@ghostflxwer]

they waste more money doing all this extra shit 😂

[@arunghadi]

She probably reuses the foil.... 😂

[@x3midnightsky3x]

Probably duct tapes the ripped parts of the foil before reusing

[@finnley905]

@@arunghadi makes sense

[@lil6381]

Plus the oven would take like only 45 minutes or something cooking in the oven than an hour and a half in the dish washer😂

[@braelyn4233]

They should have a doctor come to her house and show her how much bacteria is in that recycled food 🤢🤮

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

Hello Kitty the sad thing is she apparently is some kind of medical professional. Sounds like she’s some sort of nurse that specializes in drawing blood. Possibly a donation clinic. I’m always worried that my dentist or doctor is secretly some kind of flat earther or equally crazy person.

[@NDJunction]

the doctor would just peek in and say "hmm, Corona" and leave

[@K.Marie119]

@@daltooinewestwood6380 Sounds like she's a phlebotomy technician. She's responsible for drawing blood, ontaining urine specimens, etc. Pretty sure it's just a certificate. You can train to be a CPT in a matter.of weeks to months. It doesn't require the upper level science courses that nurses, PAs, NPs, and MDs go through. I'm a medical student now, but even my CPhT (Certified Pharmacy Technician) program was longer than the CPT program.

[@aulanitafoya3011]

Hello Kitty lmaoooo turns from a cheapskate to ocd

[@suzannenichols6900]

TRUE. Her husband should call somebody from the health department and have them go over all that food and stuff. They'd probably declare her kitchen a health hazard.

[@zachtaivalmaa]

My dad's water heater blew out one time and we had to take "navy showers" for a few days. Not being able to take a manly shower is truly a kick in the balls.

[@anonym7347]

Feeding that spit-sauce lasagna to her bf’s friends! I’d flip if I found out someone fed me old saliva

[@GoestiaDimas]

bruh I'd called a child protective services and a health inspector for serving those to her bf friend and her kid

[@venchergaming]

I keep lint as fire starter while camping and in emergency kits.

[@carpediem2445]

That's a smart idea.

[@rnqt2122]

Just hope she don't blow out the candles wrong when it's her birthday...

[@queenicedcoffee4217]

Learned from minecraft 😂

[@FrostedUndead]

Smart

[@dylanncalvin4137]

Ahaha jane.... Call that the lint and steel lmfao

[@irishthresher8428]

I was in the Navy for a time and yes we had to do the 'navy showers' sometimes, not to save water but because the water was either so fuckin cold or extremely hot and it was only manageable for a few seconds at a time. In times where there was no water in the boilers on the ship we resulted to 'baby wipe showers'. Pretty self explanatory.

[@AgentK83]

Baby wipe wipe down, don’t even call it a shower

[@newmenalejandro1362]

I'm shocked that hes still with her after all that.. she needs psychological help like damn.

[@emmettbattle5728]

loves a helluva drug

[@newmenalejandro1362]

@Michael O Callaghan facts

[@0Tenshi0]

@Michael O Callaghan One that only gets two minute showers? Hell nah.

[@Hortonheardahoe]

I bet he has a chick on the side, just for the shower and food benefits.

[@LSK2K]

I don't think any of those videos are real.

[@allikl7188]

I couldn't live with someone that cheap. Look, I get it. I've had to stretch a dollar hard before but like...that's too much

[@bowen1230]

They were on Maury, too. He cheated on her. Wonder why...

[@farahdammad5986]

Glad to hear that

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

No way

[@oliviapierce7619]

🧐 Not surprised!! Wonder how many phone minutes and internet she wasted trying to get on these shows!!

[@hungryburger1170]

Link

[@Prophezora]

Lol

[@Kindred500]

The amount of foil she used to do that and running the dishwasher twice makes zero sense. That is delusional 😂😂

[@Chocolover5652]

I agree most of it is cooked on the stovetop anyway lol

[@turuus5215]

She used too much foil😂. She could have saved on that altogether and cook dish water lasagnia.

[@seeriousli8169]

seriously though! the amount of suffering and humiliation they inflict on their famlies over $200-$300 a year is ridiculous

[@jiminyjimjamjenkins1081]

Husband: "I'ma grown ass man, I should be able to take a manly shower... so I said bbbii" Her : "I CAN STILL HERE YOU!!"

[@thesunisalie_5457]

You edited it and still can't spell hear

[@jessicamacful]

Hear

[@gorgeousgambler]

We have what are called "Navy Showers", cut to: a sad man showering while another man films him.

[@devilslayer215]

reusing the food is a great way to get food poisoning

[@homelessrobot]

she's a medical professional, she knows better than to buy into this whole 'contamination' thing. I mean, she uses plastic gloves to do her laundry XD

[@dylanncalvin4137]

And diahreah

[@KitAE0]

Especially if the food being recycled has already been heated up 🤮

[@herzen9857]

Saving leftovers for later? Sure, that's reasonable. But RECYCLING FOOD? *R E C Y C L I N G F O O D ?*

[@KimNoAkasunaXJashin]

When I don't finish dinner I just put it in the freezer and reheat it the next day, is this a health risk? Genuine Question :x

[@vocexseta]

That man must feel like he’s in prison.

[@Nob911]

Give it 2 years

[@TroubledOnePaydirt]

Ana Darko I’ve been to prison. It ain’t nearly as bad as living with this crazy bitch must be. 🤦‍♂️

[@deadneopet]

What do you mean? He is in prison 👀

[@ruesylvester]

@@TroubledOnePaydirt If I may ask, what did you go to prison for and what was it like? I'm honestly just curious, it's fine if you'd rather not say.

[@suzannenichols6900]

I feel sorriest for her kid.

[@sauceItsGood]

Fun fact they were on The Maury Show to see if her husband was cheating and I think he failed the test.

[@bubblesawesome3284]

I hope he got away from her crazy ass. Like shit I hate cheaters but damn I would cheat too if I was stuck with her.

[@seeriousli8169]

theres a big suprise

[@randallweese9468]

Can you blame him in fact can anyone blame him

[@vh6772]

Turns out all he was doing was using his side chicks shower 😂😂

[@elfiefromangelcity6142]

My husband while I'm watching this: "I'm getting food poisoning just listening to this!" Seriously, I would have called cps on her. If she was my wife/girlfriend/whatever, I'd be like take all the money you're saving to go to a therapist, or I'm leaving, and I'm taking the kid with me.

[@lydiaking6341]

The navy shower actually seems pretty logical. Just like how you turn off the water to brush your teeth.

[@thecooltable9481]

I'm from an army family and I remember at one point when we were living in the military base housing there were strange water regulations and we had to take those kinds of showers too.

[@stratokast4730]

but my teeth don't get cold and shrivel up.

[@tombradygoat1456]

You turn the water off while brushing your teeth?

[@carpediem2445]

@@tombradygoat1456 yes. Why leave it on for nothing? You're not using it while the toothbrush is in your mouth. Common sense.

[@Dd12389]

Ive been doing that for my whole life. Im from europe, they teach us to respect the environment in school

[@NakamoriAra]

Dishwashers often actually reuse the same water for most of the cycle with the exception of the final rinse which will use new water

[@marcovalentini2310]

Being Italian I will say: I'd rather get coughed in my face than eat that lasagna. It's painful. I know you can't have such premium lasagna as here, but that's definitely illegal

[@1WEareBUFO1]

there's a place that has Bolognese Lasanga near where i live thats GODLY. But they're one of those cheesy italian places where they think its okay to play Sinatra 24/7 as if that weren't cliche.

[@marcovalentini2310]

@@1WEareBUFO1 I have a American base near where I live. When I go in what became their town I don't know if it's a whole cliche or just the norm, but at least I have fun

[@Michael-is-bored]

guardarla cucinare le lasagne mi ha ucciso sia fisicamente sia psicologicamente

[@MrGrimside]

dont worry you dont need to be Italian to not want to eat that lol

[@alyssagosche8017]

As a non Italian I agree 😂

[@hellfire3471]

Bro if I was the husband I’d just throw the water out when she was at work and be like I accidentally knocked it over

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

she’d probably be like uhhh why didn’t you pick it up off the floor

[@snoot6629]

@@Pretty.Biology.Princess use a sponge and soak it off the floor lmao

[@bubblesawesome3284]

I would take the kids and leave.

[@Unlovable]

He probably takes hours-long showers when she's finally out of the house.

[@minxymoo2325]

@@Unlovable Nah, she'd notice the change in the water bill.

[@crystalpongallo849]

I'd love to see what she does and how she shops now during covid she won't get away with half the shit she does lmao

[@themaninthecrowd1557]

Hey there, I'm in the navy and I'd like to point out that the water we use on the ship comes from the ocean so...we don't take water conservation into acount when we shower because it's like...infinite.

[@nilsudemirtash]

This is the first time I’ve heard of a navy shower and I was kinda confused about how that works. Thanks for educating me about that. 😇

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

hi! thank you for the knowledge!! i had never heard of that before, why do people think that?

[@luckyyydayyy15]

Sounds like a dream 😂

[@AskingAlexandriaYTF]

Not true, the navy shower is a thing considering that people take showers, wash their clothes and how the deep sink uses a ton of water. They can't refine the water as fast as we use it and if it goes below that amount they start securing the washers and such. So water conservation is a very real and annoying thing especially on a small boy

[@suonatar1]

Infinite... Is it though?

[@crybabyseras]

That lady’s watermelon slice even had a ‘*_*’ look 😂

[@ebonih7138]

I just spit my water at the grapes scene - THAT WHOLE SCENE IN GENERAL 😂

[@robinbrown2256]

The grapes are one thing, but how about the banana? It going to turn brown

[@shwilliam2522]

11:23. The transition of buffs face from happiness to confused sadness

[@Rockas360]

This is a recipe for poisoning or food poisoning

[@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire]

A lot of these extreme cheapskates videos look like they can lead to that.

[@adamgray1753]

If you are genuinely living like this, @@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire, chances are you have become tolerant to major food poisoning. While your guests are literally dying from massive food poisoning you are complaining, "I think I might be stopped up for a while. Hehehehehe!".

[@adamgray1753]

We are reading your post, @th1smomentisfate, from our death beds. Given unto us by the Coronavirus. This family, however, are not reading your post. They are too busy being in the dark saving money.

[@theamazing1149]

Her moving one light around. Reminds me of when I'd run out of touches in Minecraft and reuse the same torch.

[@Alireza-bz1ch]

Buff: laughs Auto-generated subtitles: [music]

[@insaiyanfit1571]

Evangelic music*

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Because his laugh is music to my ears! :D

[@mayuwunnaise]

Blind people: *migraine skank*

[@PleasentDddd]

11:20 Sickness sauce goes great with pestilence pasta.

[@santannabrantley4957]

This is one of those "eat before you go" kind of parties 🤣

[@jebadibus1779]

What a depressing existence.

[@streghewitch77]

This broad isn't cheap, she's is flipping crazy!

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

They are basically living in a crack house, but she's too cheap to let the family budget any illegal drugs.

[@brittanyhoward98]

I wonder if Julius from 'Everybody Hates Chris' is taking notes 🤣

[@crittenhouse8270]

Use a half a roll of aluminum foil to cover up the lasagna to put in a dishwasher instead of just putting it in an oven

[@SahrishRawra]

And run it for an hour and a half with hot water, but make her own husband take 3 min showers.

[@kenyashort8452]

She's stupid as hell

[@azazellon]

I was eating during this. Don't make my mistake.

[@FrostedUndead]

Too late 😭😭

[@_dallas_]

Azuel Zorro I was eating too. I was fine. Y’all have problems

[@osasfromdebooshes4357]

It's breakfast for me, I was about to eat then I saw this

[@adamgray1753]

I am *still* eating as of this message, @@osasfromdebooshes4357. lol

[@erichittle]

NEVER Eat & watch Ex'Ch' 🤣

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

That shit she did with the grapes was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on this show cause like it’s not counterintuitive but it’s not saving money either I’m pretty sure the grapes would cost the same regardless lol

[@playcube4564]

year late but they are sold by weight so she is scamming the store by removing weight and only taking the edible parts

[@carmentalisa5036]

If this lady was peeling bananas in my store she be kicked out so fast

[@kinagrill]

after paying for the destroyed produce? It's not like it's an accidental 'woopsie' after all.

[@carmentalisa5036]

@@kinagrill You'd be surprised what the general population is allowed to get away with. And the workers can be reprimanded or fired if they say anything. Company cares more about avoiding lawsuits.

[@irohsteacup]

I've heard of b**** lasagna, but DISH lasagna, that's new

[@dandandaniel1]

Dusty Carter ah yes bit lasagna

[@yahya9629]

Bee lasagna?

[@ComXDude]

Bob Lasagna, the duke of pastaland.

[@irohsteacup]

@@ComXDude you made me cackle really loud on that one.

[@jesusdiscipledon1499]

This made me little haha

[@atraxian5881]

Man: "she makes my life a living hell" Also man: "I'm not divorcing her and get my children out of this hell" ... Humans...

[@seanreedhere9393]

@@RazedParadise not if the court watched this show. It had more than enough evidence to show her incompetence at being a mother.

[@hannahmotta4908]

Most makeup compacts come with sponges though, so not sure I understand using lint instead🤨

[@eva1585]

Right?? Had the exact same thought

[@TrollToove]

You can buy reusable ones too, and they are dirt cheap!

[@medig0tm898]

could’ve just used her fingers lmao

[@claranadine1086]

I thought the same thing too 😂

[@txjayhwk]

I wanna see how extreme cheapskates deal with preparing for the coronavirus pandemic. Make it happen TLC!!

[@CazadorSlayer]

They can't, all these cheapskates were the first to get infected and die. Their immune systems are non-existent after all these years of self-torture...

[@Thenoobestgirl]

@@CazadorSlayer actually getting themselves exposed to this many germs (and staying alive) should have made their immune system stronger than average, but I don't think that would matter in the case of the corona because it's not a germ and there no vaccine for it yet.

[@NordicVigilante]

@@Thenoobestgirl America has the patent for coronavirus in 2004, they've known about it for a while now. In fact we made it. :)

[@Victoriascarn]

Vigilante Live No.

[@perrilewis180]

@@NordicVigilante if it was true then why hasn't the vaccine been given to everyone yet? This is probably a different strain from 2004.

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Somebody save this dude. It Definitely seems like an abusive relationship. I agree that he should take the kids and go. But something tells me she’s not really like this or he would not stay

[@moxygirlhey]

She intentionally did this so he wouldn't ever ask for company to come over again

[@j3in725]

I don't understand why he would want friends over in the first place, to show them how unhygienic and cheap they are?

[@D.A.B1994]

@@j3in725 seriously if that was my house someone else will be hosting the party.

[@kino_ryousuke]

@@D.A.B1994 yeah same

[@brucedowden3442]

I thought she wasn't that bad compared to to some of the other people we've seen. Then I saw she was reusing food items, it was all down hill from there.

[@packisbetter90]

shes the worst one ive ever seen on this show lol

[@robinbrown2256]

Her reusing the tomato sauce was so disgusting. You can't have tomato products sitting in the fridge for a long period of time. You're only supposed to have it for maybe 5 days or so. I can imagine all the bacteria swimming in that sauce she reused to make the lasagna. Gross 😝

[@robinbrown2256]

Not to mention that the friends were eating the whole family's spit.

[@aleafe5069]

Manly shower 💀 and the baby monitor part lmaoooo

[@evanislost]

That boiling water made me wanna puke

[@Zenendos]

evanislost same

[@NaudVanDalen]

That's like 1/10th of a cent of water and she won't change it. 😂 Her husband's opinion is not worth close to 2 cents to her.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

"""water""" not 'wet Durham flour'

[@NixyRose72]

Chunky... she even said (gag) "it might be a little chunky..." 🤢

[@inexorablemalady6102]

"a little chunky" is how she described it. "CHUNKY" water! 😱

[@victoriamahnke1755]

This lady took, "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" waaay too far

[@ellamay6405]

i love the first "whut" from buff at the beginning. that alone got me going lol

[@meganverne]

she really shouldnt cook with a plastic fork , its gonna melt

[@carpediem2445]

Facts.

[@MarcMeal]

It's obvious it doesn't melt or she wouldn't be using it lol I'm sure if she reuses the water she reuses the fork.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

@@MarcMeal there's something called METAL FORKS. The are reusable!

[@MarcMeal]

@@Thenoobestgirl plastic forks are reusable as well in case you didn't know.

[@MarcMeal]

@@alisana8346 but it didn't melt and it obviously hasn't done it before.

[@binbashbuddy]

$60 a month for electric just for lighting? That's an incredible amount actually, lighting isn't that expensive, and having a bulb in each socket but just turning it off when you leave the room saves you as much as moving one bulb as you move. And gas which runs her oven for 45 minutes to bake a lasagna is cheaper than the electricity from running her dishwasher for 1.5 hours. She's wasting instead of saving money, and her food and water habits are disgusting.

[@jennyoneill8879]

During the day use the sunlight from outside that saves on electric

[@sethstevenson2072]

She does realize that hand washing dishes is way cheaper than a dishwasher, right?

[@jennyoneill8879]

Or using paper plates and cups

[@GhostFox728]

I hope Child Protective Services came after the episode aired!

[@oggydoggy8541]

Sadly they didnt. CPS is broken and needs fixed.

[@GhostFox728]

@@oggydoggy8541 Soo true

[@bentley_234]

Rob Murphy same with the episode where their kid had to share bath water with them and it was dark brown

[@samueld1068]

Why would you say that?

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

Samuel's favorite thing yo - the living conditions may be considered dirty or unhealthy for children. that’s cps might intervene

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

disgusting. if she invited me over , “oh sorry you know, i’m not feeling well, maybe next time!” i’m not eating that

[@AgentK83]

Your profile banner is three orcas Is that because you like whales? I like whales

[@suecastle9724]

Thanks!

[@katyalupochev9589]

I was down with car dashboard cookies, but dishwasher lasagna, man... Y’know what I’m down. Lasagna is lasagna

[@Darkshade_01]

There's no meat in it tho and it taste like water

[@iceboundwolf7431]

With SICKNESS SAUCE!!!!

[@Darkshade_01]

@@iceboundwolf7431 yes

[@mindlessscarecrow4886]

Lasagna deserves better, respect your lasagna

[@constantine9142]

Your no Italian then

[@dogmahexx6856]

I've never seen Dane look this stressed and confused before, is he okay? 💀

[@jordanb0130]

11:26 the absolutely confused what has my dying 😂

[@shandy1556]

She would be the perfect wife for Paul from 90 days , 5 for 5.

[@TunTheOfficial]

Lmaoo yesss

[@PeridotChampion]

BUT YOU BUY FIVE YOU SAVE FIVE

[@cristinacr8948]

You buy fah you save fah

[@brittz1359]

That old lady holding the watermelon watching her was probably thinking "Oh dang, if I cut the rind off of this will it be cheaper??" XD Also, they sell the lard in some grocery stores around here. It's called suet sometimes and birds like it. I think it's used for other things too but I'm not sure. I couldn't imagine trying to cook anything with it.

[@Bayloy]

Suet is actually used like lard when baking breads and cakes and such.

[@thegorgon3]

Not only does the dollar store exist, but buying in bulk with the added use of very large containers for safe storage (such as reusing large amounts of oil) exists too.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

at a certain point, with a child that young in the household... shouldn't someone... anyone... be required to call cps...?

[@ultimateempress1739]

As long as he’s not being emotionally or physically abused, or physically neglected. I’m more worried about the marriage.

[@Emily-kd2zv]

the bathing situation and reusing food is definitely neglect.

[@GippyHappy]

It's bad for sure but the truth is they won't do anything. The only requirements are that the kid has a room, windows can't be barred (in case of fire), access to water, and functioning smoke detector. That's pretty much it. Unless the child is being beaten or severely sexually abused they won't take them away.

[@GippyHappy]

@Ace G I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm telling you what I know based on experience.

[@GippyHappy]

@Ace G You can tell me I'm wrong all you want, doesn't change a thing. Do your own research if you don't believe, but I warn you its not a fun reality.

[@helenemaja0912]

With the grape thing I was like, alright I guess you can do that... but then i saw her take the banana peel off...😶

[@carpediem2445]

Which don't make sense because they are sold in bunches.

[@Thegeekponygirl]

Some places do it by weight if the banana bunches have different amounts of bananas

[@pinoybalut1556]

If she's my mom, I would argue with her every single time.

[@s.m.g.9320]

Boyfriend be lookin like bootleg dollar store Martin Lawrence

[@sporkybutterz]

He's not as animated, no screaming and no Mike Lawry

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I have shared this on r/RareInsults. Just letting you know. 😊

[@mal4349]

In my opinion..... life is about living and the experiences. I could never let saving a few dollars control my life.

[@rerojones]

So, she won't let her husband shower for more than 2 minutes, but she will waste water running the dishwasher for an hour and a half?! And she is a nurse?! Didn't they teach her about bacteria in nursing school?! That recycled pot of water probably has all kinds of bacteria growing on the surface!!!🤢

[@beyondlimit99]

She needs to move that lightbulb over her head and rethink her life

[@itsjustme5030]

Beyond Limit99 you win!! Best comment so far 🤣🤣