Disney's Star Wars Nightmare

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Disney's Mickey Mouse is finally ready to tackle the conundrum that is Star Wars.
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[@1977Yakko]

Well, there's a reason Disney is now called The Evil Empire.

[@kaydgaming]

God... I need to listen to Rage Against the Machine

[@adrianschell8679]

They were always the evil empire, does no one remember Mickey Mouse in blackface

[@FlyingRaijin52]

@@UDF2Spawn Disney executed order 66 on FOX

[@onyx7ven10en5]

420themachine Schell also they stole the process of animation and successfully kept the creator of it quiet and out of public eyes look it up film theory talked about I’ll send a link in a sec

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@UDF2Spawn hmm what? Fox has better movies than Disney

[@37Dayzzz]

Remember, if Disney copyright claims this, that means its OFFICAL.

[@furrycrusader1293]

I get the reference lol

[@firestar4407]

I'm still struggling to realize why they would want to... Legally fight for that.

[@AmazingKrimispinner]

At this point, it’s a game. If they strike it, FG wins... and they know that

[@engineergaming2414]

Copyright the characters in it you mean

[@michaelstephens4992]

He was just a struggling rapist :(

[@banger320]

Can't wait for disney to copystrike this and justify it's authenticity as canon.

[@phuzzychinn]

Like how Nickelodeon copyright struck down a porn artist's animation of one of their characters and claimed it as their own, justifying that a beloved character canonically takes it up the butt?

[@ephex3094]

All hail the Disney overlords

[@rustyexe9378]

@@phuzzychinn Nintendo did it too. They just bought all rights for Mario porn. And now somewhere in the world is stored a video that cannot be watched. It's like treasure for a porn collectior

[@NookyBrownies-San]

Right Unreeal

[@innosam123]

RUSTY exe The thing is that anyone can set up a claim and claim to be a company... and since copyright strikes tend not be verified...

[@danksanchez4324]

If anyone touches wall-E I’m gonna make sure every single rule in the Geneva convention will be violated

[@ThePaperKhan]

"rule" more like suggestion

[@Blowtorch87]

I could link some sites with instructions for making explosives if that will help you in your crusade

[@IronFreakV]

From what I understand Wall-E wasn't that big of a hit so it's probably safe. Same reason they are only making soulless remakes of the movies that were massive hits

[@KingAgniKai]

@@IronFreakV Disney is already developing a Tangled live action film so its inevitable that Frozen gets on too

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Read that in Rick’s voice and totally sounds like something he’d say

[@chaosindustry2279]

Mickey: "One bad movie, and the franchise dies." The Terminator: "oh boy do I have something for you..."

[@fussiestgoblin2872]

Chaos Industry T1: A MASTERPIECE T2: EVEN MORE OF A MASTERPIECE T3: Eh it’s enough TS: Decent TG: WHAT THE FUCK TDF: LITERAL SHIT

[@weebsdf1662]

@@fussiestgoblin2872 Yeah T2 was my favorite, I wasn't too interested in much of the series after that.

[@orvillechen9722]

Eh TDF was alright

[@eloncrust9191]

What do you mean?

[@chaosindustry2279]

@@eloncrust9191 To me the 1st and 2nd movies are the best, the only other one that I'm ok with is salvation only because it doesn't revolve around time travel

[@Dimeinurear]

This isn't considered "satire," it's a documentary.

[@faderunnerx7230]

Dimeinurear it’s not considered satire because he did a full blown channel made, paid ad for Raid: shadow legends in the same video

[@faderunnerx7230]

It’s really just an elaborate way to show a pot calling a kettle black

[@mexcube51]

@@faderunnerx7230 Y'know, this whole "Raid: Shadow Legend = bad" is a stupid bandwagon; creators need money, and Raid pays them, so what? Taking sponsorship does not mean sellout, it means paying for bread.

[@MastaBlastaS99]

@@mexcube51 Fucking THANK YOU. I've been commenting the same thing on pretty much every video. Being a sellout is GOING AGAINST YOUR MORALS to make money. It is NOT having a normal ass sponsorship. How fucking entitled are people that getting free content is fine, but content creators getting paid for giving you free content isn't fine? "Ugh, I can't be bothered to move my mouse and skip 30 seconds along in the video, you're such a sellout" fuckin ridiculous. Let the people make their money, damn. And it doesn't even make logical sense, because if a channel has no sponsors, then they have a shit tonne of KZbin ads, which detract much more from the viewing experience than sponsorships do. Ugh.

[@idkwhatmychannelisgonnabe6737]

@@MastaBlastaS99 I skip the ads

[@TheNucaKola]

I’m liking the more widely accepted and humorous take on Mickey being a cold, ruthless businessman without morals

[@4everSolidSnake]

South Park eh?

[@BillyLegumbres]

They have Been portrating the greedy Rat like that since forever, what's the big deal?

[@WillyP-s3f]

@@BillyLegumbres there is more of it since they started making remakes

[@hectorabrambeltrandomingue3902]

Wasnt he always?

[@Nueamien]

Mokey!

[@Reesej0520]

Mickey: "One bad movie and the franchise dies" Universal: "Words can hurt"

[@jonathanortiz6212]

The Dark Universe: let me introduce myself

[@senjithegamer3829]

"One bad movie, and the franchise is ruined" Wall-e: No sequels or life action. Phew

[@DearHRS]

you jinxed it, didn't you?

[@d.e5964]

Ffs man it'll come soon now

[@cocolahoff4292]

Disney: “Write that down, write that down!” *shits out live-action remake*

[@gillianfleischer5620]

They better fuckin not, as much as love Disney they have been fucking up their original movies by making them live action

[@deleted4913]

CoCola Hoff “shits out live-action remake”

[@ananas8592]

One of the few channels that make annoying ads entertaining

[@TruePT]

Ananas That's the only reason why I watch them (the ads)

[@markserv9434]

The best part is not being available in my country!

[@PuerRidcully]

It actually almost made me download it. Almost.

[@Yasviele]

And they put it to the end like great guys

[@he-man3653]

You should go subscribe to Internet Comment Etiquette

[@unsoundfoxly]

This seems like something South Park would do.

[@xblade149]

I know right

[@John-X]

South Park *_has and does_* stuff like this.

[@unsoundfoxly]

John Doe I know that’s why I said this seams like something they would do

[@John-X]

@@unsoundfoxly i know, and that's why I said they *_have, and do do_* this stuff.

[@unsoundfoxly]

John Doe I know but it just seems as tho your restating what is already said in a hat on a hat kinda matter.

[@chrishamilton7516]

With the whole “Disney employees kidnapping/grooming children” thing that just came out this is more like a documentary than a parody.

[@cosmicmuse2195]

Goodness, what?

[@Stitched_up]

​@@cosmicmuse2195Yeah I agree, WHAT!

[@theredhood7879]

Hold up, WTF?!?! Dude, when the hell did this come out?!?! I remember hearing creepypasta about it, but for real?!?!

[@RegularDude]

I keep saying it. You guys gotta make sure you select this video is not for kids. KZbin has a habit of changing the selection after "review." It's recommended to children now.

[@royshaltiel6398]

Everyone like this comment so they can see

[@rafidifrancesco7956]

@@royshaltiel6398 no no, this is very important educational stuff. This is pure, classic, family comedy for the MASSES, DAMMIT!

[@LateNlght]

All jokes aside about this being educational, WHICH IT IS, the last thing i want is my favorite bois being sued for thousands of dollars because this was “mistaken” to be “child” friendly, so people plus up vote this comment so they can be aware of this

[@rafidifrancesco7956]

@@LateNlght ok fair

[@BossManSays]

The children need to learn one way or another. The younger the better.

[@princesoulger999]

So that's why toy story 4 felt so lukewarm. They didn't put enough soul in it.

[@smw1279]

They must of thrown a ginger in the meat grinder.

[@petergeramin7195]

Nice

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

smw1279 That’s just a myth thrown around by liberals, they must have thrown in a cheap knockoff kid, one from China or Africa or something

[@tuskegeeace2840]

@@rynemcgriffin1752 Ginger detected.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Princesoulger It was a pretty damn good send-off in my honest opinion. However, I felt pretty lost when the movie ended and I realized Woody and Buzz barely even talked to each other and Bopeep essentially coerced Woody into leaving his best friends. But yeah... what was I talking about again?

[@junkcodes]

this feels like a south park episode i love it

[@theblancmange1265]

Then Ju Ju Binks, The Mouse and the other guy would be raping Luke.

[@tactknightgaming2066]

South Park is leftist normie crap..Hasn't been funny in 10 years.

[@fireicelightarrows]

Tactical Knight Gaming Stream Keep crying, Drumpfer. Nobody fucking cares about you.

[@markserv9434]

But good

[@ShadierStream]

The Blancmange it would be like the Indiana Jones episode and hilarious as usual

[@GR-rx7zq]

"I've been able to speak it as long as I can remember" *"A durrrrrr"*

[@drgboyegababatola01]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@DARTHLungren99]

Lol me 2

[@y.o.s6000]

“I’m not allowed to abduct US citizens” just made me crack up

[@rodystam3519]

Yeah the US government has a legal monopoly on that since Obama enacted it.

[@Sephiroth144]

I feel it should have had an "any more"...

[@romanmax8561]

Micky kidnaps Canadians m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5yVmZ1rpNV6iLM

[@juiteko8375]

We have enough illegal immigrants to make up for it.

[@notanguished]

would be funnier if he said "anymore" 2 seconds afterwards

[@SaintJohnYT]

*Demonetized but Worth It.*

[@khledsingleton9063]

SaintJohn it’s a good thing they were sponsored

[@Bayofthe91st]

I saw several baby channel below the video as recommendations. Looks like this time the system got tricked lol

[@cgme7076]

Not really. They still get money from views because of getting sponsored. They stopped relying on monetization a while ago because they just kept getting demonetized 😂

[@denarus3939]

The yellow mark still appears ar the end

[@PathologicGaming]

KZbin: Demonetized! everyone: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

[@ildiran]

Dude, why is the entire recommended bar filled with peppa pig videos? I'm scared.

[@Ask4This]

right wtf?

[@leecupp2573]

Glad to see it wasn't only me

[@thetopsgeek-loquendoymas3305]

Holy shit, it's true

[@gamerguy6990]

I’m getting other kids videos

[@theokami248]

Probably the KZbin algorithm, it thinks this video is cartoony and probably thinks it's for kids, hence kids videos are recommended. Let's just hope no 4 year old sees this vid instead peppa the pig or paw patrol. I can only imagine the reaction lmao

[@jacobpascale4858]

Never has there been another parody channel that has accurately portrayed Disney like this one. Good on ya mates.

[@SultenZone]

Flashgitz: *"Have you ever heard of Raid Shadow Legends?"* Me: *YOU SON OF A-...*

[@user-ck2dc8mq5m]

Nigga gotta eat

[@toxicgamer612]

Its become a meme

[@predator5775]

No thank you, Imma get that lego one instead.

[@13lbs47]

Indeed,

[@burgur192]

Video;child screaming Captions;[Music]

[@ancientcultist4654]

Ain’t that Ugly bruh

[@guaperryz596]

Deaf people: *confused and fearful dancing*

[@rashedalmarri1169]

Ah yes my favourite music genre VIOLENCE

[@mumkeymaan4600]

"Not a single good movie in what, 40 years?" Revenge of the Sith: *Impossible... perhaps the archives are incomplete.*

[@mumkeymaan4600]

​@@spearofconquest I've already rewatched it more times than you can imagine, and I would still beg to differ. Granted it suffers from clunky dialogue and hit-or-miss acting like the other Prequels (stuff which I didn't mind as a kid), if you dig beneath the surface and focus more on the narrative, themes and worldbuilding, you'll realize that its worthy of standing next to Originals. In fact, I would even go as far as to argue that the Prequel Trilogy as a WHOLE (meaning not individual movies like Attack of the Clones, which I admit is still terrible) can be considered "good" in that they actually fulfill their purpose in the franchise (presenting the fall of Anakin/Jedi Order and the rise of Palpatine/Empire), something that the Micky Mouse Sequel Trilogy ​itself couldn't accomplish.

[@KingRogue]

@@mumkeymaan4600 Truer words have never been spoken

[@onionman5724]

Revenge of the sith is horrible

[@KingRogue]

@@onionman5724 That's your opinion man it's the wrong one but your opinion

[@pablocardoso7830]

@@KingRogue There are no right or wrong opinions. Just opinions.

[@kingmarz7963]

Everbody forgot that Flashgitz predicted the making of toy story 5 (literally)

[@tradingturtle2313]

That creepy smile Mickey gives when the child is bring shredded

[@bloxracer3627]

Hes worst than afton

[@medexamtoolscom]

Ponder how Mickey's voice is a dead ringer for Herbert from family guy and it will make sense.

[@vomitedthoughts]

I was hoping Mickey's ears would get bigger Everytime it changed scenes

[@ggt47]

Ha! Why

[@vomitedthoughts]

@@ggt47 Since the camera kept jumping back and forth that scene from scary movie 3, i think where the cop's hat would get bigger and bigger, poped int0 my head maybe next time

[@Sir_Bucket]

It would have been amazing actually, but seeing how the animation relies on the dialogues it would just have made the cartoon unfocused

[@l.m3195]

All of my recommended is peppa pig and childrens unboxing. Does that mean this is on youtube kids?

[@FenrirFire18]

Most likely yes. Id be on this fast, hate to see any channel get hurt

[@BeaudoinMotorsports]

OMG me too lol

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

same

[@potatoboy4913]

COOPA

[@bastianzeas3198]

Someone needs to DM Flashgitz about this Hope big brother youtube doesn't penalize him by random shit

[@JaredLB1990]

They just straight up murdered a child.

[@smd0512]

Confirmed Mickey mouse is fnaf William afton

[@BuffDaddySmoove]

Jared no they didnt. Its called making a movie. I bet you dont even understand art. 😤

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

I mean yeah what did you expect?

[@jimmybuck1993]

The murdered a child and its soul

[@MrCrasherdog]

It’s for the greater good.

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

Disney: The Expanded Universe was weak. I destroyed it. Fans: Then we will avenge its death.

[@ericfrancisco6615]

And a guy with a mask with a green baby will be leading that charge to avenge it.

[@CognizantCheddar]

By giving Disney more money? Not sure you and 154 other people get how 'revenge' works. Edit: 1.7k other people We American consumers love to throw our money at what we claim to hate. :\

[@CognizantCheddar]

@Glenn Krenz What you're missing is that it isn't literally Yoda.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@Glenn Krenz It's not YODA. Do you think there's only one? Do you even float, or are you too dense?

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Reality: _No. You pathetic children will just keep eating shit._ Because? Star Wars was _always_ shit. Disney really couldn't have happened to a better fandom.

[@RandomAwesomeDude]

Don't you love it when KZbin deems FlashGitz as kid's content and gives recommended videos like Peppa Pig and Frozen toys?

[@eselesser669]

Bruh my entire recommended turned into fucking ElsaGate, but it was worth it

[@warriormasterdeath7093]

@@eselesser669 lmao

[@R3M1Xed]

Fuck recommendations

[@StarlightGippy]

AHAH! I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE! It was like Peppa pig and some shit and I'm looking at my watch history like... Ah... WW2 memes and watching builds of cars are definitely child content 😂

[@StephenLynx8492]

See, this is why that whole COPPAppocalypse thing is happening. KZbin desperately trying to make kids watch and generate ad revenue, even though it’s illegal under COPPA.

[@Michael-io3dd]

The irony is, with the last movie, they pretty much did run it into the ground, at least as a theatrical franchise, for the time being.

[@thegreatcalvinio]

“It’s true. All of it.” -Han Solo

[@ElValuador]

Episode 8 cured my autism.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@OtakuPaku ok?

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@ElValuador the prequels and the clone wars cured my depression,insanity, ptsds,etc.

[@OrphanPuncher]

This is the most savage and accurate shit ever

[@OrphanPuncher]

@Nohlan Fisherman Its true though lol

[@paddydelaney799]

More so then your plan, Dutch?

[@axelhopfinger533]

Yep, just frighteningly accurate. Pure, unadulterated truth.

[@n.i.c.k]

Like ur plans

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Dutch Van Der Linde I read that in your voice

[@CarlMarxPunk]

I like how the blame is not only put on Disney, but on George and the cringy fans too.

[@reccreate2146]

Are they? Idk

[@marabus6776]

@Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist ehm

[@rhettstricklind8464]

Shut the fuck up plz

[@tabe3263]

@@rhettstricklind8464 hes speaking the truth tho

[@andreiavellana8958]

@Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist unfortunately, most Disney is run by "new generation" woketards that pander into leftist ideologies which ruin the direction of their movies If Disney is losing money over a failed movie, it's not the fans' fault Its Disney's

[@keven8951]

0:45 they predicted Toy Story 5

[@Kazuma11290]

Raid sucks, and I'm sick of all the ads for their trash game... but your ads make it tolerable.

[@MarioCorleone]

What's a good mobile game?

[@RB-mm7ce]

@@MarioCorleone Bloons Tower Defense 6... and Brawl Stars if you ignore the community and don't care which hero of the bunch you roll to your collection

[@robotrannicthesurprisingly9085]

the hungry shark line of games (besides hero's) is also a good choice if you have the specs for it

[@Kazuma11290]

@@MarioCorleone That question is paradoxical.

[@MarioCorleone]

@@RB-mm7ce I'll check em out. Thanks.

[@ferriusnillan5323]

So i maybe don't like just the sequels... But feel called out anyway.

[@bulbafett5001]

I thought TFA wasn't too bad, felt like it was a well meaning, but misguided, Step Father trying to impress his step kids. TLJ was an utter trainwreck.

[@TheVagabondGadite]

bulbafett5001 The Force Awakens was just A New Hope recycled in shit quality

[@TheVagabondGadite]

Glenn Krenz kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZiVaoaXa7Z5m9U

[@znightowlz6585]

The force awakens was easily the best one. But oh boy, James Cameron wasn’t exaggerating...the bar really is fucking low

[@MagcargoMan]

@@bulbafett5001 Lazy rehashing and SJW pandering isn't well-meaning.

[@dikinebaks]

"Worst. Star Wars. Ever. I will only see it three more times. Today."

[@Nidav3]

Underrated coment

[@nazeirsvibingandstuff769]

Looks like you predicted 0:45 in your video.

[@Chad.Commenter]

I was just WAITING on Flashgitz after watching the latest Star Wars movie.

[@cometastral]

You watched that shit?

[@Rareknightking]

cometastral some of us were very curious how shit it was and now those some of us would like to drown our brains in bleach.

[@killian9314]

Did you pay for it?

[@Rareknightking]

A1pha Ch3rnovak yes, went with the family so. At least the concessions were good that’s all I can say about the movie that was good. Again why I want to bleach my brain because hopefully it removes the stain and end my suffering at the same time.

[@rednation149]

BackdriftNightfall good thing I’m out of that phase......well not entirely since I gotta watch the new clone wars season

[@causingknight8671]

Video about children souls being chopped up KZbin:meh that happens alot Minecraft people slautering pigs for food KZbin: BAN HAMMER

[@xjyo]

Don't you know that this channel always gets demonetized and labeled 18+ immediately after it releases a video no matter how much dark/"offending" humor it has?

[@Emerald_OnYT]

Slaughtering*

[@causingknight8671]

@@Emerald_OnYT thx lol

[@commandercaptain4664]

Coming soon: Pixar's -Soul-.

[@mm-ns1wb]

haram

[@truckinconvoy7312]

STA WAAZ!!

[@weree8509]

STAAA WAAAZZ!!!

[@derrickquintanilla7378]

STA WAAAAAZ!!!

[@CJRH1FILMS]

Star Wars.

[@Igor_Shinryu]

DA STAA WAAAAGH!

[@Theguy-yr5sq]

STAAAWAAAAAZZ

[@somesubstitute4242]

So two notes. 1. You guys always remind me of the best parts of south park level absurdity and I approve wholecockedly, so kudos. 2. Who ever drew George Lucas was on point.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Episode 9: Rise of Skywalker, Fall of a Franchise

[@RevMirrane]

ok

[@sirdorkster]

Episode 8: The Last Jedi, Fall of a Franchise Episode 9: Rise of Skywalker, Damage Control

[@doobulldorph8849]

Mandalorian you're our only hope

[@darkdragon7887]

More like shooting a corpse...

[@Matt_Mosley1983]

YES!

[@thetoadinator9954]

"One bad movie and the franchise dies." *Laughs in Ice Age*

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

It’s like Star Wars. Much less complicated

[@RogueFox2185]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the people at Lucasfilms actually think that about Star Wars fans, they are that out of touch.

[@Basteal]

They'd be right? It's how they make money.

[@duvallxavier4368]

And they'd be right about how they think about fans. They saw just how many people watched star wars in spite of 3 consecutively bad films with lucasfilms, and decided "this doesn't have to be the next Dark Knight". Personally, I like star wars no matter what, but star wars hasn't been objectively good since Empire strikes back

[@davidpaul6290]

After the reception of the last Jedi, I’d say they’re VERY in touch with reality.

[@MastaBlastaS99]

I mean, The Force Awakens was possibly literally the most unoriginal film of all time and yet it made 2 billion dollars off of nostalgia, emotion and fan service despite it not being all that high in quality. TLJ was an awful Star Wars film that made another billion. Episode 9 (which is arguably worse but for different reasons) is probably still going to make a BILLION dollars because it's Star Wars. Think about that. Zero quality, but 9 zero's. 1,000,000,000, just off of its name alone. Why would you put in effort when your fans will make you a billion regardless. This is the Call of Duty, FIFA, NBA 2k, Dragon Ball, One Piece anime, Star Wars etc model. If fans didn't like and purchase bullshit, then they wouldn't be getting bullshit lol. Supply and demand is as simple as that.

[@dgrdst5810]

@@MastaBlastaS99 I don't think that last movie was the worst it was way better than TLJ the new movie has some originality to it and none of that formulaic marvel narrative

[@roxassora2706]

As a sucker for Disney, this is accurate.

[@KaleyTheNepali]

It's just sad because it's accurate

[@deadaccount9220]

They kill kids and their souls?!

[@KaleyTheNepali]

@@deadaccount9220 Exactly

[@typhlosion212]

Yeah star war fans are retarded especially the ones nowadays 🤣

[@elpepe-zr3ge]

@@typhlosion212 u can’t just say they’re stupid, each one is a human (saying we’re all different) so they all aren’t the same. So u would say the same if someone said that about u and what u like

[@typhlosion212]

@@elpepe-zr3ge if a company like Disney completely destroy a franchise and there are still fans out there supporting it to the death. Yeah there is something wrong with the fan base 😹 People who say names about me for liking something there not into I don’t care.I’m a weeb 🥳

[@howdillydoodilly4062]

I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@TK--kq1mg]

Howdilly Doodilly yep. Yep

[@lordfluffyboots6480]

What made you offended, I didn't find anything wrong with it.

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

As least now you know what you are.

[@zenith2930]

Starwars has more nuances than what a little shit video like this can explain that's why there 10,000+ videos on the subject. I'm not going to act like it's flawless but it's probably the most potent fictional story ever told. The part with the fans of the series being retard seems out of place considering the facts with this last trilogy. Have balls and say something deep that cuts deeper than uh wizards in space is kinda dumb. Y'all can do better than that

[@substantivalism6787]

@@zenith2930 But the new trilogy is nothing but fan service, company pandering, and the studio bending over to be fucked by either the fans or board room executives who shift direction with the slightest fucking breeze.

[@MagnificantSasquatch]

Aw, that’s adorable. They thought anybody was gonna go see Rise of Skywalker.

[@davidhong1934]

I went to see it

[@johnathen9322]

@@davidhong1934 i am so sorry

[@amrindersekhon9080]

After the travesty of episode 8 I just said fuck it its probably shit. And to my complete surprise it was shit. I believe that the new trilogy isn't even canon now, its all just poorly written fanfiction at this point.

[@amrindersekhon9080]

@Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist I just thought that after episode 7 it would get better but it regressed in my opinion.

[@amrindersekhon9080]

@Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist when tf did I say I watched 9

[@user-BadUsername]

Leave Wall E Alone Disney, you’ve ruined enough franchises already

[@loganboots4192]

I love this kind of humor KZbin doesn’t allow

[@number-qx1kw]

A bit of a problem KZbin says this is child friendly I mean look at the recommendations

[@kx7500]

Its literally on youtube dumbass

[@hornyducks4090]

@@kx7500 they also don't allow it to be monitized, bar it from being recommended as much, and I'm sure it will be age restricted eventually. The whole reason half the video is an ad is because youtube won't promote or endorse this humour. Also name calling isn't going to accomplish anything.. You prick

[@kx7500]

Horny Ducks they still freely allow it. That’s completely irrelevant

[@hornyducks4090]

@@kx7500 ok, let's say an art gallery has one painting that the venue doesn't like. They let the art go up, but in the back room, then they station someone to wave off anybody that wants to go in there. And on top of that when the painting is bought, they don't pay the artist. That's what youtube is doing. They don't get paid jack shit by youtube. Because youtube doesn't like this content. Because the corporations that pay to put there ads on youtube doesn't like it. They allow it, but shove it in the back with all the other "problematic" videos

[@MizantropMan]

Star Wars didn't die. It was murdered. The wallets of normies are what dealt the mortal wound.

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

The same could be said about Marvel lol.

[@MizantropMan]

@@KoPLeaderKiactu If you mean the Marvel Comics, then yes, they are so rotted through with social justice, it's a lost cause, but the MCU had a good run this past decade. The phase 4, now that's when the process of murdering it is about to start. Two or three shit movies in a row, about female Thor being a strong woman and bisexual Valkyrie looking for "her queen" and the franchise is going straight to the mud to rot alongside Star Wars.

[@genebomb9958]

@@Harleyquinn_95 Bitch please there isn't even enough people in fandoms for that kind of shit. If your going to make claims at think about before saying shit

[@mjolnir1981]

Are normies those who watch a movie and then go on with their lives instead of obsessing about it 24/7 and dressing up for comicon?

[@coolshirmpdude2323]

@Juan Cortez Muro i will call the fbi

[@codyyac22]

“Toy Story 5”

[@stitchedbyiron]

I'm your 10th

[@codyyac22]

Big guy R4nd0m sm1le ❤️

[@Patrick-nq9ij]

6Vape_Lord9 lol

[@lovergirl7560]

Hey why’d this get so much likes lemme try “Toy Story 5”

[@supergonk6485]

1:45 he just insulted return of the Jedi, revenge of the sith, and the 2003 animated clone wars…

[@aztros8128]

Damn right 😂

[@juliegrine2875]

He just insulted all clone wars fans.....

[@simplygod1035]

everything after 1981 hasn’t been the same “Star Wars” vibe. prolly cuz sw enjoyment comes from being a kid

[@Oncewaslostbutnowimsaved]

Now update it for the Acolyte disaster!

[@foresteholmes780]

It’s sad but Accurate that’s why I stopped going to those stupid movies

[@playerhateroftheyear1084]

i like how your highly liked comment is still pretty low compared to these other ones nearing 1k. tells me people have gone to see episode 9 anyway lol

[@phantomishereidk]

Im gonna pirate the movie not gonna pay Disney anything

[@hairypancake]

Even after TLJ I was still on board...but after seeing EP. 9 I don't think I even care about the franchise as a whole anymore. If TLJ killed Star Wars then TROS is dancing on the grave.

[@ActionAlligator]

@@hairypancake Still on board after TLJ? Well, that's why RoS was made you tard.

[@HELLO_KORO]

Force Awakens was the last good star wars film

[@alexrexaros9837]

I refuse to believe he took him out of Disneyland Paris. But Disneyland Shangai on the other hand...

[@sjent]

Yes, american tourists are everywhere.

[@legatesotomayor9692]

Chinese laborers. Probably where they got that Asian lady, Rose, in the Star Wars films.

[@daltonblair4105]

Found your comment deep in the sea

[@alexrexaros9837]

@Glenn Krenz Merci pour la remarque. Amerigros.

[@Gothead420]

That ad was bloody good.

[@thisismyname3928]

Fuck off, shill.

[@treekid7455]

and we all enjoyed the ads but not a single one of us actually download the game,lol

[@zimtak6418]

What's crazy is this is one of the smartest videos I've seen on explaining Disney's StarWars.

[@alejandroguzman5349]

Who's watching this before it gets taken down?

[@justincalitz5754]

Nah man I'm watching after it get's taken down

[@squak___]

Me :^D

[@sean48611]

Who here is reading this comment while being alive?

[@literaryloser4470]

@Juan Cortez Muro hey guess what? Nobody cares

[@coolshirmpdude2323]

@Juan Cortez Muro you need some *aids*

[@RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL]

Better watch this while you can before it gets taken down by the Disney overlords.

[@ohk7278]

Why TF is the recommended is Ryan's world and unboxing video

[@peterbanderas8184]

Yeah I think the algorithm is drunk, I got recommended Pepa the pig videos and little kid toy reviews...

[@epicwoad8999]

me too, they must think this is for kids because its animated.

[@Schwartzbruder1]

This is what happens when stupid ass KZbin doesn't wanna hire an actual full employee staff to oversee these things.

[@crowmaster9652]

vox videos for me

[@BDSquirrel]

@@crowmaster9652 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........

[@TheBeastoftheNight]

Well they predicted toy story 5 lol

[@nalamthembu6505]

0:16 these screams are genuinely terrifying 😂😫

[@anutaNYC]

Nala Mthembu I wonder if they actually had a kid scream or if I was stock screams.

[@tai1364]

But it's funny. I laughing out of my ass for it.

[@marcello7781]

I should feel terrifyied but instead I laughed

[@BedfastSquid]

My cat literally freaked out when the kid started screaming😭

[@MajoraBoiiiiii]

Me: watches video, gets to end “Man that was funny!” Sees artist suit up in armor “Oh god...please don’t say raid sh-“ “HAVE YOU HEARD OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?!?” Raid Shadow legends haunts me where ever I go

[@h.walker1332]

If was still fun to watch.

[@TheWeb-Slinger]

“Everywhere I go I see it’s face”

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

Glad I'm not the only one

[@epicgizmo5565]

BEGONE FOUL ADS HAUNT ME NO LONGER!

[@Lord_Poyo]

@@epicgizmo5565 Yea, but flashgitz does the ads right.

[@tripled5211]

*Mickey was so calm In this video*

[@sambalekouy7298]

What do you expect ? He's used to.

[@coolshirmpdude2323]

@Juan Cortez Muro there you are you little spammer thinking you can delete your comments i not stupid you are bad move bad move

[@commandercaptain4664]

Notice that Disney doesn't have a grinding process for making a TRON movie. Thus the long wait.

[@23Raind]

@Juan Cortez Muro go away!!

[@LazyPirate8]

Goddammit they predicted the future

[@metrozeegle4985]

I want a 10 hours loop of those Disney scientists putting that kid in a wood chipper !

[@NitroMike]

r/cursedcomments

[@Nouz8063]

r/cursedcomments

[@Black_Clyod]

r/wholesomecomments

[@smackslackerhaper2272]

Top ten people that turned into murders

[@chigstardan7285]

You are a sick fuck ya know?

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

Disney: (takes companies cause they cant think of animation) Everyone: get some actual ideas

[@23Raind]

Disney: introducing Frozen 8!

[@JordanWheeler1999]

*me in the terror chamber* Me: where am i? Mickey: you were sent here because I'm tired of your shit, Jordan. You will not ruin my reputation. Me: what reputation? Your movies are shit your fanbase are *reTa.rdeD* more than donkeys you only buy companies because you cant make good ideas... Disney Fandom comes by: money does... Me: that's invalid. Disney cockbois and mickey: *shocked pikachu face*

[@StarboyXL9]

This is on KZbin Kids. Allow that thought to settle in your cortex please.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

"one bad movie and the franchise dies" *Toy Story 4 has entered the chat*

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

@A Catalan Liam I'm glad they enjoyed it.

[@hoyabembe8858]

Poor George Lucas :(

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

How many billions does he have? Several? I'll check on my tears for him next century.

[@requited2568]

It is sad. The prequels overall storyline was good but he could not see through his arrogance and hire a decent writer to refine the dialogue and edit out his bad ideas, jar jar and the mediclorians for example. This made him fear the fans and sell his soul to Disney. Not that there are any real writers left in Hollywood after the purge though.

[@ParanoidBrain]

Requited Or it’s because he never wanted to make more movies and preferred to expand the universe using legends rather than making constant movies like Disney? Pretty sure he only sold it because Disney offered him a shit load of money for a franchise he was barely doing anything with.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@ParanoidBrain Get outta here with your facts!

[@bobdole776thegreat]

I'm not even a SW fan and I've never been, but even I could see GL was butchering that franchise for the sake of money and heavily due to his arrogance and 'pride'. Guys' an asshole and once he 'got his', he stopped caring about making a decent story in anything and just wanted to milk it. Disney merely took that to factor 10 once they got the franchise. They're like R* or Bethesda milking the shit out of a gaming franchise, but for movies...

[@lordlupusrex3781]

I'd download this now before it gets taken down like the dragon ball z one... Also if Flashgitz could re-upload the dragon ball z raid shadow legends ad at the end that would be great👍

[@bigshitty4956]

Why did dragonball get taken down you cannot copystrike parody 😡😡

[@jeangreffsbp]

@@bigshitty4956 Disney can do whatever they want,including pushing out any garbage because people settle for mediocrity :^)

[@bigshitty4956]

Jean Greff if it's parody Disney can't touch it, it's the law

[@clochard4074]

@@bigshitty4956 Of course. But who will enforce the law?

[@marrier9999]

Don't forget they puppeteered Carrie Fisher's corpse for two more movies after that!

[@jackieec]

RIP space mom though :(

[@repulser93]

Only one movie. Carrie’s TLJ scenes were filmed before she died. Hell she was a script doctor on TLJ.

[@mrkyle5774]

"One bad movie,and franchise is ruined" Disney Trilogy:

[@RICH1FLOYD]

Flashgitz: *Post an animation of Disney* Disney: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!

[@axson8]

YOU TURNED STAR WARS AGAINST ME!!!

[@cellperfecto421]

YOU DID THAT YOURSELF, DISNEY!!!

[@commandercaptain4664]

YOU WILL TRY...

[@insomnomnomnia]

Derrrr guurr herr .....

[@hobofromsoho]

Nyeee derr bwrrr

[@jjlatinopedia]

Surkk mah arshole. Yeaaaaah.

[@vg6273]

Burr hurr serr guur

[@dirk1998]

Reeee

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

The fuck did you say about my mom

[@LewisWrAllison]

I love how the hazmat suits have the ears

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

I didn't know Eric Butts was French.

[@rjg27]

Dude, its a smelly Butt, of course its French

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

This is actually a very accurate "making of" of the Disney Star Wars movies. Enjoy this as long as you can before the Disney troopers come to throw it into the Sarlacc Pit of removed content.

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

But Mandalorian thats good

[@dookietoon7198]

lol that kid screaming was brutal. and the guy eating sshit was too lol . shameless plug, I make cartoons similar to flashgitz, check out my new star wars toon ! its on my channel newest upload its called " obi wan tells Anakin a story "

[@hotasice6475]

Shit actually isn't that bad

[@hotasice6475]

It gets better after your 12th time

[@bluemobster0023]

@@hotasice6475 stop

[@hotasice6475]

@@bluemobster0023 hey, don't knock it till you try it

[@bluemobster0023]

@@hotasice6475 stop it

[@fireblade696]

I like how when Mickey said 40 years George looked at him upset he called the sequels bad.

[@MiguelAngel_-ue1bm]

I fear no man But this thing... (Raid Shadow Legends) It scares me.

[@bloxracer3627]

this is (a terrible star wars movie) Viewer: dear God There's more Viewer: noooo

[@Jm-ki4su]

oh dear, the Raid virus is unstoppable...

[@justadrifter4867]

Once it become a meme it will die like all memes

[@maxpayne6019]

The sad thing this is not a parody

[@dankmemes8254]

You are saying they sacrifice children for their moves

[@discountpotato5680]

I work at disney and i can confirm that this video is true, im part of the child sacrifice team

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

@@discountpotato5680 just one?

[@treecrab8192]

powerthunfisch des donners I can assure you that for movies like Up they sacrifice at least 5 but for movies they don’t care about like Frozen 2 they will bring the number down to 1. The amount of souls depends on how much money they want to make.

[@rodman2570]

Here in 2024. Toy Story 5 is legit gonna be a thing lmfao

[@matthewp3017]

Tell me why Mickey keeps looking at George Lucas’s gut

[@youronlinegirlfriend5508]

He wants what is underneath it

[@mgsBicycleO9]

i thought he was going to pet it lol

[@FireShadow1560]

1:12 Accurate representation of Ep. 9.

[@omegathepervet3218]

Sora: so where are w- Mickey: I can explain Minnie: Mickey I’m breaking up Mickey: aw goddamn it

[@TvCoffee2002]

Who’s here after after the Toy Story 5 announcement?

[@MM-bj8og]

This is like watching a political cartoon in motion. It's wonderful.

[@yourneighbour5738]

Mr. Mouse really don't mess around.

[@DizzyDebacles]

Mickey: "One bad movie and the whole franchise dies" Texas Chainsaw Massacre: "I have something disappointing to tell you.." (Thanks for all the likes, I'm really glad my comment provoked so many interesting opinions! 🤗)

[@marceloforce002]

Toy story isnt a horror movie, thats the difference

[@deathmetaldalton6766]

As much as I love texas chainsaw, Your right

[@roidgainz8381]

Only good one is the original

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

Roid Gainz like all movies that have a sequel

[@roidgainz8381]

Siicoviiciouse 16 I wouldn’t say all movies all the Lord of the Rings are damn good, it’s just the hobbit...

[@littlegyro8340]

A perfect metaphor for modern Disney and it's consumers.

[@gamerman9702]

This is a good representation of Mickey Not overly exaggerated like South Park, an evil capitalist but still containing a bit of charm

[@saiga8598]

Like, disney is really evil actually. Do some research

[@gorgon352]

SAIGA Not really what just because they took advantage of a few kids and screwed some people over ? Welcome to show business as far as I’m concerned they are squeaky clean

[@gamerman9702]

SAIGA every corporate company is evil but Disney at least still has some charm

[@FlyingRaijin52]

@@gamerman9702 Disney lost their charm when Bob Iger is in control.

[@commandercaptain4664]

South Park got it right. This is just a ripoff of that version.

[@Fibrosis50Creations]

Know what's worse than Disney and speaks the language of retarted money? Raid Shadow Legends.

[@randomman29]

I would have gone with the live action transformers movies, even as a fan of Transformers.

[@abysoon]

Here we go again.. It's hard to be French in this world 😂

[@thomaskittock2866]

France has two flags... Its national and the white one.

[@melynxforce8918]

Je vois pas en quoi c'est dur :/