That’s what Bob Iger menacingly said before he destroyed it.
@365ral2 ай бұрын
Long live James Baskett; the 1st black actor to win an Honorary Oscar!
@RonanBunny2 ай бұрын
@@365ral indeed. Disney did him dirty.
@CrazyManhog2 ай бұрын
It's actually still visible in Disney World in the shop
@Thatfoxatthebowlinglane2 ай бұрын
May the battle of the briar patch begin!
@batmanuel96692 ай бұрын
The Curse of Br'er Rabbit is real folks!
@skunkman98152 ай бұрын
It’s beginning again
@applianceman60092 ай бұрын
Remember Brer Rabbit’s laugh as we entered laughing place in Splash Mountain? Well, that’s his laugh as Tiana’s is failing and malfunctioning.
@superomegaprimemk22 ай бұрын
I guess they forgot to lay down a cheese trap to catch the Warerabbit!!
@superomegaprimemk22 ай бұрын
@RonanBunny Iger: "Gromit, do something!!" Gromit takes out his book entitled "Electronics for dogs!!" grabs a chair, sits down, and begins reading the book, giving Iger the silent treatment !!
@RonanBunny2 ай бұрын
Baxter: “We’ve got to get the frogs out of their Briar Patch, Gromit! We can’t let a single rabbit, bear or fox get destroyed by those cultural arsonists, do you hear me Gromit?”
@brianscotpatterson21012 ай бұрын
Tiana's Bad JuJu. That''s what they get for eliminating Voodoo from the story.
@365ral2 ай бұрын
TBA was built to sustain false narratives about SotS, and the ride broke along with them.
@SirBuzz2 ай бұрын
This is a perfect description of this dumpster fire of an "attraction".
@kalzium88572 ай бұрын
Tiana bayous adventure (TBA) is objectivly not a good retheme. Even if all the technical problems are solved and even if you ignore splash mountain. TBA will always suffer from two issues. Forcing the same storyline on two different rides was a mistake. The Disneyland version may be a tiny bit too fast and the World one has the opposite issue. Both rides may be log flume rides but they are not carbon copies. Splash mountain worked but Tiana. The second problem is that the ride system is a log flume ride. What makes them special? The drops! You have a thrillride with height requirement and your story needs to support the ride. Before a drop you need to build up tension. There is danger. After the drop the ride needs to communicate that the danger is over and the guest can relax again. Basic storytelling stuff.
@shteebo2 ай бұрын
It's so sad that "Disney Magic" is now a sarcastic air-quoted phrase.
@Attmay2 ай бұрын
Steve Martin needs to start charging royalties on air quotes.
@TheFoxFromSplashMountain2 ай бұрын
They did Tony Baxter so dirty. First Figment, now Splash. Big Thunder is next, folks.
@SirBuzz2 ай бұрын
They absolutely did. He made some of the greatest attractions of all time and Disney destroyed them for absolutely no reason. At least Splash is still alive in Tokyo.
@movieedge73702 ай бұрын
Walt Disney’s dream is being erased slowly
@NordicDan2 ай бұрын
I would love to hear Tony's genuine opinion on this. Wonder if he's as disgusted as the Splash Mountain fans are.
@TheFoxFromSplashMountain2 ай бұрын
@@NordicDan He has stated in a podcast that he believed there was nothing wrong with Splash Mountain and explained how he consulted the NAACP for their approval during the creation of the ride. Long story short, they loved it. Seeing him cry on Splash Mountain's last day broke my heart. I can't imagine seeing my masterpiece destroyed on both coasts like that. Must be an awful thing to witness.
@NordicDan2 ай бұрын
@@TheFoxFromSplashMountain Oh man, I never knew that he cried on its last day of operation. That's just crushing. Makes what was done even more despicable.
@alecj34542 ай бұрын
Tiana's Bayou is SO poorly thought out, and the subject matter is so problematic they have to pretend characters dont exist and completely change other characters because they wont say "voodoo". Its like they got rid of a wonderful classic ride without 10 minutes of real thought. Did some racist grifter, Disney pays to destroy their brand, see that the new main character was a black girl and force them to ignore other consideration? I feel like im taking crazy pills.... Tiana's Bayou is a perfect symbol for DEI its the modern sabotage of greatness. What Disney did to Splash Mountain is what leftists want to do to America? Use lies and a demented, evil world view to justify the destruction of prosperity, and success....because...."racism". We cant stop Disney from self destructing, but we can stop the country....
@SirBuzz2 ай бұрын
Dude, you brilliantly summed up this Woketeer garbage attraction and how it parallels America.
@MRebeca2 ай бұрын
I had a crappy day but somehow knowing this is also a garbage pile in CA makes me happy. I am a terrible person.
@fourlittlebirds61662 ай бұрын
Then we ALL terrible people cause we’re over here gleefully rubbing our hands together and laughing maniacally. 😂
@NordicDan2 ай бұрын
I assure you you're not. We are all smiling about the failures of ACTUAL terrible people.
@Valiantes_2 ай бұрын
I'm here today. They're already hiding details on the virtual queue window when the ride is not Summoning groups aka the ride is down. They're trying to save themselves from further humiliation. 3 days in a row long breakdowns up to 2hrs +. This retheme is CURSED.
@SirBuzz2 ай бұрын
It's retribution for James Baskett and the Song cast, Walt, and most importantly, Tony Baxter.
@ItzAdrian022 ай бұрын
You guys realized this is technical rehearsals previews, they can make fixes before the opening.
@davideckert53532 ай бұрын
I find it interesting that the beginning of the queue line has a white-washed picket fence. Odd to reference of a stereotype of the South aka Tom Sawyer. The murals that were added have no reference to the time period since the children playing trumpets are wearing modern day attire. This ride has better timing because of the ride's length, however the story is still confusing since the log boats move too quick at certain moments. Lastly it is really odd to make reference to Splash Mountain with the riverboat on the mantle when you go through the main entrance sign
@tommix60162 ай бұрын
When you wish upon a rusted star...
@hopejordan29972 ай бұрын
I've heard stories of people who ride TBA and have seen the ghostly figures of a rabbit, bear, and fox causing mischief on the ride.
@dayoldbread16962 ай бұрын
It’s disappointing that Disney didn’t bother to fix the actual ride system during the re theme here at Disneyland and also at wdw. That’s why it’s breaking down so much. Also after how awful web slingers and Tiana’s turned out, makes me worried for how that avengers e ticket ride will turn out (infinity defense). It’ll probably be all screens and just as bad if not worse than Tiana’s
@thewalkingdad682 ай бұрын
Disney is garbage. They've become the Kmart/sears of theme parks. Soon to be out of business... thanks Bob Iger 👍.
@thewalkingdad682 ай бұрын
What did you expect...this is Disney now. They've become the Kmart/Sears of theme parks.
@dayoldbread16962 ай бұрын
@@thewalkingdad68 very true, after avengers campus (after many other garbage things like Pixar pier) let me down, I lost all confidence in Disney making good quality rides/lands and keeping their promises. Basically they love to overpromise and underdeliver now
@skunkman98152 ай бұрын
@@dayoldbread1696avengers campus broke me It killed a bug’s land and replaced it with that shitty son of chapek
@thewalkingdad682 ай бұрын
From the Fresh Baked vlog, they rode it with no hassles. But after they had gotten off there was an announcement that the ride went down, not only 1 hour 45 minutes after the ride initially opened.
@chronomatt69902 ай бұрын
The railing crossing Tiana’s body located on the lift hill is stunning.
@grizzlymom5792 ай бұрын
The actual imagineers are gone -- either fired or pushed out -- so they couldn't fix it even if they wanted to (and i doubt they want to).
@loneeldritchknight73622 ай бұрын
I dont think Disney cares if the ride has a lot of break downs or not. Access to the ride is controlled through the Virtual Queue and there's a vast sea of mouth breathing idiots waiting for their chance to virtue signal on social media. So most likely Disney is going to spin this as a postive with vague VQ statistics while dodging share holder questions about the quality of the ride.
@AlbertusMagnus_442 ай бұрын
“Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.” Vash, I always thought that was from “Small World.” 😁😁😁
@Princessmisery2 ай бұрын
Was at Disneyland yesterday (tuesday) it broke down while I was there while there was no water flowing out like it should be. Didn't bother riding it myself thankfully.
@ThomasHildebrand-rc8qp2 ай бұрын
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”.
@davidhartsuiker93542 ай бұрын
Sad to see that all the America Sings audioanimatronics have met their demise ☹️
@paboy27272 ай бұрын
The took a great ride and just plan out trashed it but I’m sure the pixie dusters just love it the necessary down grade
@MonkeyAdventures2 ай бұрын
Also on Tuesday, my Nephew went down to get footage of the attraction for me since I was stuck at work. The ride opened at three broke down by four then reopened at about six. He also overheard that they are only giving out thirty groups at the moment.
@MrMe-xy2eu2 ай бұрын
The movie that thee ride is based on was a bomb. It didn't deserve it's own ride let alone remove splash mountain. Walt is turning over in his grave.
@SirBuzz2 ай бұрын
I feel the worst for Tony Baxter who created the greatest theme park attraction on Earth only to have it slandered and replaced with DEI trash. I think Song being so easily accessible online, people are finding out the film isn't what the lunatics say it is.
@movieedge73702 ай бұрын
I liked the movie, the Princess and the frog, but it didn’t deserve to take over splash Mountain.
@OakForestBoys2 ай бұрын
Necessary downgrade part two. Electric boogaloo
@AltairEgoX2 ай бұрын
I weep for brer rabbit and I weep even more for Dr facilier
@DavidBlake-lc6jd2 ай бұрын
From Splash Mountain to Tiana's Bayou Log Jam? Should start playing Zippty do dah as you exit during the breakdown. The way of The Iger Sanction.
@fabulouslifestyles2 ай бұрын
This ride is complete garage. It will never get the foot traffic that Splash Mountain did. That in its self will cause a ride to close. If TBA cannot get consistent 45 minute plus wait time, its clearly not a ride that will last ...PERIOD
@danielpalmer28182 ай бұрын
at this point I think Walt ghost is cursing everything Igor and that's why everything he touches turns to garbage.
@superomegaprimemk22 ай бұрын
It's a sign that Walt is displeased that his legacy is being trashed
@fourlittlebirds61662 ай бұрын
Or possibly all of Igers ideas just suck.
@Not_So_Weird_in_Austin2 ай бұрын
On my last and final visit to Disney World, all 3 of my reserved premium rides were broken, my grand kids were tired of shoulder to shoulder crowds, and my oldest grandson asked to go back to the off hotel and play in the pool...
@RonanBunny2 ай бұрын
The screen with Mama Odie and Juju before the final lift hill has been glitching lately 😂
@ien20232 ай бұрын
They already F it up. RIP Splash Mountain.
@yahwehsdaughterromans11642 ай бұрын
We didn’t want the scraps of a ride that’s music was rooted in problematic issues. She deserved her OWN RIDE 😡
@jamesturnbaugh1772 ай бұрын
Vegas seems to be able to reliably project onto mist for years, there is actually a commercial product call the fog screen that should have been able to pull the flamingos off.
@francoiseeduard3032 ай бұрын
Princess and The Frog is the Miles Morales of Disney Princess. There is no such thing as “good” voodoo!
@gregr37202 ай бұрын
I don't recognize Tiana on this ride.
@ddc1632642 ай бұрын
As you mentioned it, it's the reason that Haunted Mansion spiels have been memorized by thousands of people. For that matter, many of the classic rides of Walt's creation, as well as what I call the renaissance rides of the late 80's to 90's are as well. Pirates, Thunder Mtn, Alice, Mr. Toad, Tower of Terror, even Rockin Roller coaster, for examples. Most of the latest rides are forgettable, Avengers campus, Frozen, Guardians, etc and few people know those words and any of the lines said and nobody quotes them. Tiana's is a pathetic retheme. A mountain in the lowest elevation state , that tries to make a hill from a salt dome mined by slaves. All to replace a ride that had nothing to do with slavery and was themed to both a good movie, but even more to a compilation of Black folktales for children. With a song sung by the first Black man to receive an Oscar for his work. If destroying that legacy isn't the TRUE racism nothing else in corporate disney is. Now it doesn't operate well. It never will. Splash mtn had its downtime issues, but NEVER to this level.
@movieedge73702 ай бұрын
How the hell does this thing break down as soon as they put it up for people to ride? Is it put together with superglue? Twist ties. Legos.
@fourlittlebirds61662 ай бұрын
Nah. Legos would actually hold together. So would duct tape.
@KoubuPilot2 ай бұрын
At least Knott’s Berry Farm has a working log ride
@fourlittlebirds61662 ай бұрын
This is hilarious to me. As someone who grew up in LA and went to Disneyland all the time, I can tell you that entitled people in LA are NOT going to go for being stuck on a broken ride for even ten minutes. Once all the instagram and KZbin “influencers” get stuck on there… hoo boy! Things are gonna get REAL interesting. I’m getting my popcorn ready. 😂
@martinbalasco93072 ай бұрын
Book report ride would have been great but they hate Facilier They even kept him out of the Simpsons villains short last week
@bebopblue2 ай бұрын
The “bayou mist” light beams actually look better in the Disneyland version because the Magic Kingdom version the top part of the beams are caught by the ceiling. And the bottom beams that aren’t there in both versions I just assume they don’t want the beams shining in guest eyes. Also I recall seeing a similar effect on Maelstrom with Odin’s eye, so it isn’t new.
@breesco2 ай бұрын
Should we rename the behind-the-scenes folks "lack of imagineers"?
@Expialidocious465452 ай бұрын
When Disney announced they would retheme Splash Mountain to Princess and the Frog I thought it would be cool if the ride took place when Tiana and Naveen were frogs and escaping/harassing the frog hunters. And they could have rethemed Winnie the Pooh to a dark ride of the story of the Princess and the Frog. Then the older kids could go on a wild and crazy thrill ride and the little kids who were too small to go on the big kids ride would have their own attraction too. Hungry Bear could have been Mama Odie’s Gumbo House. And the whole land could be reimagined as the bayou.
@lonesoul6632 ай бұрын
It's definitely the Laughing Place because I'm laughing at Disney's failures.
@lewhalboth2 ай бұрын
We were in Back-up group #33. Very disappointed!
@Delundon2 ай бұрын
Can you guys talk about how the Donkey Kong ride in Japan is not open after it was after it was supposed to be this past spring but somehow it must be ready by May in FL?
@Thatfoxatthebowlinglane2 ай бұрын
Brer Fox’s bad juju is real folks! And it’s strong! Don’t get on his bad side or else he might curse you too!
@tres-adames2 ай бұрын
They're complicated animatronics that are constantly around water and moisture.
@SirBuzz2 ай бұрын
I see they still used the same horrendous two motion windpowered lawn ornaments animatronics. Hopefully, both Tiana's Crapping Places were built on giant sink holes that will get swallowed up by the Earth eventually.
@IzzosPlace2 ай бұрын
I went to Disney a lot in the late 80’s and early 90’s. Taking note of the maintenance crews is literally the reason I got into construction. I’ve noticed a decline in the quality of products and services for the last 20 years. In 2005 the monorails at WDW started smelling like they transported the horses regularly on them. I wish we could get back to the 80’s and 90’s of quality but I don’t think our current society has that kind of quality anymore. All aspects of production and service need to be faster and cheaper. Could Disney do better? Yeah I think current management has their collective heads up their collective rears. But even if we replaced them with “better” people it will never be what it was. Thanks for your continued fight and I hope I’m wrong, but it might not ever get better than now. (Till Jesus fixes it 😉)
@DennyGayTk-4212 ай бұрын
Theses rides have been around for many many years
@kylekeller33982 ай бұрын
Just close down Tiana's Bayou Adventure and bring back Splash Mountain! 😡
@jediknight28832 ай бұрын
When will yeti be fully operational on expedition Everest
@thewalkingdad682 ай бұрын
Probably never. Disney would bulldoze it before they would fix it.
@kerrytakashi122 ай бұрын
Never. They built the Yeti directly into the structure. So they can't fix it without taking the whole mountain apart to get to the Yeti. I hope they fired whoever decided on that bonehead decision. I rode it a few weeks ago, the flashing lights weren't even working. I also rode Tiana's new ride in FL. It was working except for one Mama Odie animatronic. Plus there was no line. At the end of the ride there was hardly any merchandise for what should and would be a fairly well liked character. It was done cheap all the way around and it is a shame.
@thefanguy28472 ай бұрын
Actually that's false. They actually can take the yeti out, Without taking out part of the mountain, they've done it before. They did it One night after the park closed and put him back in the next day.
@thewalkingdad682 ай бұрын
Both wrong... The yeti has it's own foundation, the track has it's own foundation and the building has it's own foundation. They're 3 different structures. Problem is that you have to disassemble parts of the building and track to remove the yeti and get it out. Then build a new foundation under the yeti and replace the animatronic, track and building/mountain. To do that you'd essentially have to have the ride closed down for 18 months while that work can be done. In a park with so few rides, it's just not practical to close the ride and reduce the capacity of an already weak park. Also, Disney of today wouldn't spend the money to do that on an attraction that is nearing the end of it's lifespan.
@Wolfwithinus2 ай бұрын
@@thefanguy2847 I think you are thinking of Matterhorn in Disneyland. Disney World that is not possible
@NickyHelp2 ай бұрын
I forewarned and foreseen that it will fail and break. And what did I tell you all?
@CoasterJacob2 ай бұрын
Tiana's at Disneyland is very good better than WDW but the final drop water is not working and I never know they had some breakdowns!
@JSwag_Reviews2 ай бұрын
It’s very bad lol.
@sardonicspartan93432 ай бұрын
This is been happening since it opened
@superomegaprimemk22 ай бұрын
This is what you get when you put amateurs in charge of trying to change things!!
@krazykat32972 ай бұрын
So sick of hearing about this dumb ride!😝
@skunkman98152 ай бұрын
Me too Splash mountain was better
@crosswalkX2 ай бұрын
Yeah and I'm irritated and annoyed that the Disneyland and Disney World Imagineers did their own thing without asking us what we actually want to see on Tiana's Bayou Adventure. I used to be excited but now I just look at it as another Jungle Cruise copycat ride. No conflict, no real story, no Spoonbill Birds, no Lady Butterflies, no 3 Frog Hunter Hillbilly Men or Dr. Facilier to make it more fun and interesting, I'll probably ride it once and then forget about it afterwards. I'm very sad that Tiana's Bayou Adventure was slapped together and excluded "When We're Human", "Friends on the Other Side", I'd rather rewatch The Princess and the Frog 2009 and Jungle Cruise 2021 films on Disney Plus. They're way more fun and exciting films than the Disneyland rides.
@justinfriedrich57412 ай бұрын
So, with the new ride collecting animals for a selfish use, does that mean Tiana is a poacher now?
@Patrick-yh5yd2 ай бұрын
Is that ride telling us to visit New Orleans?
@terri_blueberri2 ай бұрын
I never really was bothered by the Tianna theme but this story they came up with is so brain dead boring and stupid. Preschoolers would be insulted by how childish it is.
@jlhshdue2 ай бұрын
The song is awful too, they could have used a song that was in the movie but used a stupid lullaby like the one that guy wrote for the very special spice it’s so boring and not catchy at all, it’s a snooze fest
@Opp4.2 ай бұрын
Shoulda been Kuzkotopia!
@NordicDan2 ай бұрын
It's almost as if Splash Mountain wants to REMAIN as Splash Mountain Sadly it's too late for that, as so much of the original attraction was destroyed in an orgy of hate by woke employees after it closed.
@gregr37202 ай бұрын
13:20 "We're going to use mist like a painter's canvas to create this amazing sense of awe, er aura. Which is going to be different..." I've heard of a sense of awe. I've never heard of a sense of aura.
@VaxxedStories2 ай бұрын
I think the story that Tiana owns a food and dry goods warehouse is based on Kamala Harris's Grandparents in Jamaica. Trouble is, Harris' Paternal Grandmother was actually Irish!
@Eucalyptus_koala2 ай бұрын
In the immortal words of Beni from the mummy BEEARE OF THE CURSE!!!!
@fourlittlebirds61662 ай бұрын
“Beeevare the curse!!” “O’Connell my old friend” 😂
@crosswalkX2 ай бұрын
Tiana's Bayou Adventure is more than just broken, not as bad as the Disney World version, they need to close Tiana's Bayou Adventure in both Disneyland and Disney World and add the missing characters I want to see. I want to see iconic moments from the Princess and the Frog including dancing Spoonbill birds, red and yellow lady butterflies, 3 possums, deer, 2 alligators, Tiana's former boss Buford, Buta the dog, Marcel the cat, Tiana in her iconic blue dress at the opening rather than having her dress up like Skipper from Jungle Cruise at the beginning of the ride, I want to see 3 Frog Hunter Hillbilly men Reggie, Darnell, Two Fingers cause mischief or mayhem for funny conflict scenes, also I want 2 songs added to Tiana's Bayou Adventure "When We're Human", during the nighttime ride after sunset play "Ma Belle Evangeline" instead of "Down in New Orleans" which should only play in the daytime. Also for the Halloween season they should rename it to "Dr. Facilier's Magic Splash Show" add Dr. Facilier and maybe include Lawrence and add the shadow spirits, masks, dolls, creepy dead trees, brambles, Owls, and include "Friends on the Other Side" song, however the song may end up getting censored to remove the "I've got Voodoo, I've got Hoodoo." verse. But otherwise it would be great to have, and the line for "Dr. Facilier's Magic Splash Show ride" would fill up like the final days of the Former Splash Mountain and boost Disneyland and Disney World tickets. I'll have to call Disneyland and Disney World customer service and write to them and share my ideas with them and talk to the Disney Imagineers because I want to help boost their park ticket sales in my small contributing way and hopefully get Tiana's Bayou Adventure to be more like Pirates of the Caribbean ride rather than the Jungle Cruise ride.
@johnhuffman56802 ай бұрын
They replaced (another) classic with a poorly thought out "upgrade" that is disappointing across the board...
@gridley2 ай бұрын
An attraction inspired by neurotic ideology instead of inspiration & creativity. A surly, cynical veneer covers Tiana's DEI/ESG Adventure. Today's Disney Co might next green light for the parks in Hong Kong & Shanghai a ride that pays homage to "lefty" Mao Zedong
@davidmacias7412 ай бұрын
Well when you slap something together to be politically correct this is what happens! 😂 lol
@grege96012 ай бұрын
DEI LAND
@etherealbladerx81532 ай бұрын
Na they wanna blame the Christians as a scapegoat 😂 cuz dem les wits up there under maleficents reign dont like hearing what they actually practice
@netizen_m39192 ай бұрын
Congratulations you haven't figured out how technical rehearsals work....and you're supposed to be the....what was it "Investigative reporter" ...or something?
@therealjustlegalizit2 ай бұрын
Just a heads up! I got auto unsubscribed from your channel, wdw pro, and everyone else out of nowhere.
@ThatParkPlace2 ай бұрын
Welcome back?
@michaelmason66832 ай бұрын
The Wokesters that created this downgrade of a ride, dont have the Disney talent required to make their ride work. Sad.
@louiefrancuz32822 ай бұрын
Disney phoned in the Wokeback Mountains.
@MatthewJohnson-wh5ru2 ай бұрын
Her own ride no. her own restaurant yes, hay kids do you want to feed a live croc?
@eleegs2 ай бұрын
Is there any other content other than hater content here? I a, all for criticism, but damn, sounds like Disney hater obsession here, hahaha
@thewalkingdad682 ай бұрын
You don't get out much, do you? I don't think you know what this channel is about... because just about every video is critical of Disney... at least on this channel anyways.
@eleegs2 ай бұрын
@@thewalkingdad68 I think there are better topics to discuss than opening day glitches on a new ride. No I don’t have time to surf you tube as often as you. You got me there.
@davidculver54462 ай бұрын
The information is helpful for those looking to spend $650 dollars to ride this attraction.