Madame Web Reviews NUKE Marvel Flop - Worst EVER Claim Critics

[@disparutoo]

Madame Web reviews are out and they're absolutely savage. Always the funniest times about when the critics decide they've had enough, even better when they really don't want to admit it. Rolling Stone is agreeing with the fans and still trying to attack them. When they begrudgingly have to admit the fans were right, you KNOW it's bad. Even for Marvel, when people are saying sorry to Morbius and wishing it returned, you're breaking new ground. But what did you think of the reviews? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@HEAVY_IS_THE_METAL]

The blondeWhore interview was amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Quicksymphony]

And we still got this over the Batwoman movie so you HAVE TO ASK 😂

[@Lobomon2k20]

This film will break records...for the most Razzie nominations and wins.

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

We are at a point , at which a Spider Noir Movie based on Nic Cages take would makes not only more sense, but also would be a actual good spiderverse movie. Heck even Spiderham. It seems like a pissing contest who can fuck up a character, a movie or an actual good story even harder with the highest budget. God, even Green Latern looks decent in comparsion.

[@essa6315]

It's not a Marvel movie, it's made by Sony. At least get the basics right.

[@younger544]

The fact the writers of Morbius got another job says all you need to know about the industry. Studios apparently just don't care about making money.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Think about all the shit you could do with the premise of "seeing 10 minutes into the future". There's episodes of cartoons like Ben 10 that make the most of it with basic crap like knowing where objects in the environment are going to end up. Thet idea isn't lame. This is a skill issue. If I wrote Morbius, I'd quietly leave Hollywood and maybe write short stories on the internet. It is wild that the writers landed another gig.

[@Blisterdude123]

People can dunk on this all they like but it's worth remembering Sony probably don't care. This film is a product of 'we need to hold onto the license' rule of thumb. Licenses can lapse if you don't use them for a certain period of time. Sony's 'villainverse' is literally just them pumping out cheap crap films so they can keep hold of it. The goal isn't to make money, it's to stop other people making money.

[@biruk316]

But you still have ppl saying that only the higher ups and executives are responsible for Disney's and Hollywood's decline and that there's nothing wrong with the "creative" ppl.

[@gabrielmorse9306]

@@valentinegonsalves7322there’s a movie called Next that the main character could see 2 minutes into the future. It’s pretty good. Nicolas Cage and Jessica Biel.

[@stephenmeinhold5452]

they do make money the movies costs a huge amount and i dont see it on the screen so i think some of it is missaproprated, it would not be the first time almost eveyone is doing it unless it realy did cost 3,2 billion to make a track and tarce app for covid which did not even work?

[@kiyrow]

As someone who's working inside of the theater right now we have been playing the movie all day and so far the first three showings have not had a single person😂

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

If you run a film, and nobody sees it, did you really show it?

[@sammuslu2992]

The first ive Heard of this film is when watching this very video! I didn't know it was a thing! I haven't seen a single trailer or anything 😅

[@Jebushatesyou]

I didn't even know it was out right now. I wouldn't watch this if i was paid 100$ to watch it.

[@cathulhu3772]

Dune DLC for MS FSX is out. ;)

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

My favourite part was when Madame Web yelled 'there is a tempest inside of me!' and then she webbed all over the rug.

[@TwilightAnarchy]

Out of context, the webbing part sounds better

[@HEAVY_IS_THE_METAL]

😂😂😂🤮

[@ExtraMediumRegular]

It's just pee.

[@davfree9732]

… I think I’ll just ask Bhaalbuddy to put all his vids into a single feature and pay the price of a cinema ticket to watch them all… … twice.

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

​@user-nd8rb7hg5m Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@z.z.1876]

In the originally Charmed series realeased in 1998 I believe when Phoebe realizes that she can see the future, practically the first thing she does is buying a lottery ticket. Back in time, people understood people :p

[@xFlareLeon]

Nicholas Cage in Next. He can only see two minutes into the future, so he can buy a lotto ticket in time before the drawing. So how does that movie start? At a casino.

[@daverobson3084]

In the character's defense, she was spending most of the time trying to not die.

[@PaulyDFromDownunder]

When Dakota Johnson says, “When you see Madam Web, you’re going to love it. In fact, I think you are going to see it twice”.…….. Isn’t that the Premise of the movie??? She sees one outcome, so they play the same scene over over with a slightly different outcome????

[@Fexrless1234]

I'm glad Stan Lee didn't see his marvel universe get butchered

[@sita9071]

Same with Jack Kirby.

[@CBRM9000]

he is watching from the heavens

[@crazyralph6386]

Yep, he would’ve been devastated

[@StarStuff.]

Sure he didn't get to see this but the temperature in his grave must be very chilly due to all the spinning 😕

[@markfreenick]

I am sure that he was partially preventing this when was alive.

[@Gem.Jacinth]

IT'S WEBBIN' TIME, WHEN HE WAS WITH MY MOM RESEARCHING SPIDERS IN THE AMAZON FOREST. RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED !!!!

[@mr.punisher5100]

🔥🔥🔥

[@YakouHikoichi]

After madame web asked spider man "are you spider man because you're bitten by an radioactive spider, or are you the radioactive spider that was bitten by spider man" Spider man then said "Yes, it was me who left the overwhelming intensity and all of it behind, because throughout the Morbius and madame web, I alone am the morbing one"

[@CAPSLOCKON]

I had a “rate this post” underneath 😂 clearly it was “informative”

[@wikipediafollower]

@@YakouHikoichi He was then asked if he feared Morbius and his vast reserves of Cinematic Excellence and replied, "Nah. I'd win"

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

Where Morbius simply felt you up without permission, Madame Web full on penetrates your trapdoor against your will.

[@robertkirk318]

I have indeed found the rarest insult of all time

[@CharlesUrban]

Huh. It's a trap-door spider.

[@jsmith8255]

Ouch...

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

I mean its an achievement in itself to make morbius look like a decent movie with this garbage fire.

[@r.c.8268]

@@Cpt.Str4ng3 in morbius at least, as far i know one actor was having fun with the roll, he knew that was a garbage movie

[@Haplo699g]

It's telling that their version of being powerful sounds self-centered and very unpleasant to be around.

[@bl8388]

Which would make a compelling villain bio for the next film, written by better writers. Then they have heroes who have to stop "them evil self-empowered, bitches," from the first film. I like where this is headed.

[@Kastle9791]

The sad reality is that Hollywood has rejected 50 years of Marvel Comic book & Graphic Novel history to interject self indulged writers that deny what the fans have enjoyed for years. And naturally this is why they get a flop that no one wants to watch.

[@DavidByrden1]

Oh, for god's sake. "He was in the Amazon with my grandmother and she told him Cleopatra was black. Right before she died." You can't make up this stuff. But, somehow, Hollywood has hired people who can ONLY make up this stuff.

[@bathtub_marmot]

lol there's a part in the movie where you know that line was supposed to be, and you can just imagine some producer reacting to the memes

[@Envision_]

Cleopatra was black AND trans. Get your story straight, bud

[@DavidByrden1]

@@Envision_ Oh - I forgot the OTHER grandmother.

[@amos_comedies742]

Cleopatra 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amos_comedies742]

@@Envision_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BIGJUNK1MILLION]

0:55 this clip genuinely shocks me. I am currently in a high school film class and even I know what’s wrong here. For those who don’t know, there exists a rule in filmmaking called the 180 rule. Essentially what it boils down to is that if a character is on one side of the screen in one shot, they shouldn’t be on the other side of the screen in the next shot. You either need to position the camera so that the character is on the proper side or add some shots with movement in between to get them to the other side. This is a fucking fundamental rule of filmmaking, one that most people can get right based off of pure instinct, and this production with the backing of fucking MARVEL can’t get it right. Genuinely shameful on the entire production team responsible for this.

[@blacksheep9505]

This is what happens when you hire based on diversity quotas. They don’t hire people based on talent or merit anymore.

[@SatanLiterally]

I wouldn't have known how to word it but I would have known it was a bad cut.

[@Knight_Kin]

Well you have to actually care first, clearly they did not.

[@EyeOfMagnus4E201]

Well, actually it’s a Sony movie (so disappointing because I thought Sony was better than this, but I guess you can’t contain the mind rot in Hollywood) starring a Marvel character. Otherwise, absolutely. 👍👍

[@ahmataevo]

@@SatanLiterally - That's because its a jarring transition for the viewer. Its as bad as lens flares all over the place and shaky cam.

[@curtishammer748]

My favorite part was when Madame Web said "They'll never know what you sacrificed for them" then stabbed Frodo in the gut with her poison stinger. Truly one of the films of all time.

[@joesmutz9287]

It was the simple gardener, the gentle soul with the frying pan, that sent her skuttling back into the shadows

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I feel like a lot of people went limp as a boned fish watching this too.

[@bathtub_marmot]

They literally say in the movie, "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come". TWICE.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

lmao

[@Ender7j]

I had to hit my inhaler after this comment. Well done 😊

[@peteywheatstraw8760]

Consumers are not suffering from "superhero fatigue", they are suffering from companies abusing superhero IPs.

[@ekij133]

"You can choose your family" - This is why actors are _told_ what to say.

[@sirsancti5504]

Here in Portugal, there's a saying when spanniards call us "their brothers".. "Yes, they are family, not friends ... Friends you can choose, with fanily, you're stuck with it".

[@daverobson3084]

Also, these characters didn't " chose" to be together. They were forced together by a psycho trying to kill them.

[@chomosuke0720]

These actors sound like they're drunk and concussed at the same time in the interviews it was hilarious

[@andylaauk]

50 shades of crap.

[@dennisdouglas5941]

That is a lot of shades of Brown!

[@billm3210]

Or 50 shades of gay?

[@DiarrheaBubbles]

Cmon man you don't need to disrespect poop like that. Watching dog crap turn white is WAY more entertaining than MW.

[@jameswhittingham8027]

I doubt there's even that much variation.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

"Get some skin out on the red carpet, girls. Make it look like you're proud of this."

[@drgordo112]

Kudos to these ladies for going out there and promoting this film instead of sitting around on social media and blaming fans for failure.

[@teastrainer3604]

How you gonna put Sydney in a movie and not emphasize her tits?

[@MrPeachblossom]

thats there next job

[@dr.juerdotitsgo5119]

Indeed. And I bet if this very Madame Web was an all-female remake of "Mister Web" or something, the entire mainstream media would have their backs against the "toxic fandom".

[@yougotrice9655]

Fck you and fck these ladies who think their message will pass Another go woke go broke Have fun with the 00001% woke tards out there😂 but don’t you worry You all soon be irrelevant

[@samblack5313]

Wait for it…

[@rahn45]

"I want Spiderwoman." "We have Spiderwoman at home."

[@StevieZala]

Yeah, couldn't we have had the original Madame Web & the original Jessica Drew as the OG Spider Woman in this movie? I feel like those characters way back in the 70's & 80's comics represented us wimmin brilliantly, even way back then. We were 'empowered tenfold', just fine, 40 years ago, thank you very bloody much. Oh please, can we just have some hot Superhero chicks using their powers, for the good of all mankind, in a fun movie which we can enjoy 😅. Controversial take, I know...

[@KNIGHTSWATCH]

Eyy, shoutout man, thanks for the plug!

[@CutzMcOnions]

they had to whore it up real quick to pull some attention for the flop movie. suddenly its not sexist to pander to the male gaze when the money is needed.

[@mikemiller4726]

Dakota is not hot. If they were smart they would have has Sweeney in a skin tight leather outfit the whole movie. The plus for Sweeney is she is the lead in a romcom competing against madman web which on valentines week should easily beat it

[@samblack5313]

It didn’t work, that should be terrifying to them. The ability to use sex to manipulate men, has been one of women’s strongest weapons.

[@Likexner]

@@mikemiller4726 I dont even know which one Dakota is but if shes the flat chested one, i agree, though she does have an ok face. The big boobed blonde (BBB) is hot though.

[@jprsfragoso]

Morbius: _This is the worst Sony has to offer_ Sony: _Hold my Spider-Man license_

[@whiskeyniner6416]

I'm sure Insomniac Games had something to do with this ridiculous movie as well.

[@xFlareLeon]

Sony dropped the ball hard. It always happens, they'll make a great movie or two, and then bomb. Spider-Man 3, Venom 2, Across the Spider-Verse, and now this one died on the first installment so we're not likely to see the character again. I think it's time the Spider-Man license went to someone else.

[@skarlock5257]

The best part was when Madame Web said "I'm not Spider-Man. I'm... MILES MORALES!" and then took off her mask revealing she wasn't a white woman, but a gay Latinx boy, I stood up, cried and clapped in the theater along with the other person in the theater with me. I believe that person was a staff member of the theater but it was a sweet shared moment none the less. I give this movie a SOLID score of Pi over the square root of i^2 out of a possible maximum score of all surreal numbers multiplied by infinity minus one.

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

I absolutely agree! 6 giraffes out of 10 toothpaste tubes!

[@aldonfroelick7392]

This is the best review comment I have ever seen. Thank you.

[@LifesLesson806]

So pi/i ?

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@LifesLesson806 π aye Captain!

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Captain, my Captain!

[@The2ndFirst]

Disparu is the hero we need. Perhaps we didn't ask for him......But now he's here.

[@IncredibleMet]

I can only hope he doesn’t live long enough to become a villain…

[@essa6315]

His arch nemeses appear to be soap and toothpaste

[@The2ndFirst]

@@essa6315 Hygene is not a question here.

[@essa6315]

@@The2ndFirst clearly not.

[@DiarrheaBubbles]

I read that in Nickelback's voice

[@dinosaurwoman]

Can I say how INCREDIBLY CREEPY that "When you see Madame Web" ad is???? I honestly can't stand it.

[@thatdarnkitteh]

Dakota is creepy.

[@alvaro.martinez]

You're gonna love it

[@andr386]

I just rewatched the silence of the lambs. That's a movie with a powerful woman. Not a kindergarten powerful girl.

[@BRNDMYR]

She is a paralyzed, blind, telepathic, clairvoyant, and precognitive mutant, allowing her to work as a professional medium. She was originally stricken with myasthenia gravis and was connected to a life support system designed by her husband Jonathan Webb, which included a series of tubes shaped like a spider-web ...

[@MamaMOB]

She was also an elderly woman. Wouldn't you love to see an elderly woman wearing the dress Dakota Johnson was wearing on the red carpet? Sexy!

[@darthlaurel]

A way way more interesting story. But hard to cast a soft prawn star in.

[@MrTobi013]

I remember that design! That was a far more interesting concept than whatever the heck this was suppose to be.😒

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Shuck the prawn star, go 7 of 9 on the costume (male gaze friendly), and nobody would care about the acting.

[@Jashtvorak]

Good luck in casting a paralysed, blind, telepathic, clairvoyant and precognitive black trans woman… It’s just too many boxes

[@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI]

Am I the only one who remembers madame web was A SENIOR FREAKING CITIZEN!!!!!!! I can't recall her ass leaving that chair.

[@fallenangelo6049]

Because I seem to be one of only 5 people on earth who went to see it today I will spoil it for you. She ends up in a wheelchair AND also blind at the end of the movie.

[@JahonCross]

​@@fallenangelo6049bro don't spoil it for everyone lol😂😂😂

[@wilamblack8372]

​@@fallenangelo6049 wait really?

[@dastvan8002]

I mean, last I checked there were at least five or six Madame Web's in marvel comics.

[@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI]

The original basis for the character...the one you start with traditionally when transferring to a different medium. You know? so you expand interest in the previous medium and people start purchasing at the beginning of the original line so you sell more overtime. This was absolutely stupid because I never remember madame web as a 20 something whatever the hell this was. She was never meant to be a main character, just a basic plot progression point for spiderman. Marvel died with the great Stan Lee. RIP that blunt in heaven homie! We miss you so fkn much. Sorry about Disney destroying your legacy.

[@mhc706]

They literally think that “consequences for actions” is a super power. That’s just being a normal human!! wtf?!?!

[@aahzmandiaz2767]

Normal for men, not so much for women.

[@frikabg]

your expectations of them were too high! :D

[@xFlareLeon]

She talked about projecting herself into the future to change it at that moment. Unless she misspoke, that's different from taking actions to influence the future.

[@fusionspace175]

What Sony doesn't get is that Venom took decades to get made, and had people pulling for the character behind the scenes for years. You can't just slot any Spider Man villain into there and expect it to have that fanbase.

[@marcusgaius]

Technically, if the movie is done with passion, you can make it with a set of completely new characters. You know, the way they used to make movies.

[@xFlareLeon]

That, and the Venom we got isn't related to Spider-Man at all. It's like making a Joker movie without Batman. OH WAIT. We got one and it felt so little like a Joker movie that if you removed mention of Gotham and the Waynes, it would just be a story about a loser going insane and slapping some clown makeup on before going on a shooting spree.

[@MemoirsofaGamer1982]

Can anyone else remember the last time actors on a red carpet actually spoke about the film, and not themselves or feeling empowered? I can't....

[@madambutterfly1997]

Characters like Madame Web can only ever truly prosper and exist as supporting roles not as the main character. Even in the comics detailing her origin story she's not much of a main character

[@NK-mn6zu]

Wasn’t Madame Web an old woman in the comics?

[@madambutterfly1997]

​@@NK-mn6zu funny enough in the Animated Series when we see her she acts more like a second Aunt May to Peter

[@infinitydreamzz]

But feminism thinks women are men, so if males can carry action superhero franchises so can women and they've been trying to prove this point by rewriting every iconic male character they can

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Ellen Ripley says, Hi! It is not that a female cannot carry a superhero or action movie, it is that they actively tear down male roles. The feminist, libwit, DEI ideology is a lethal mind virus.

[@tkps]

@@infinitydreamzz Yet still balk at an 'old' woman fronting a film.

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

This confirms that Sony has been copying Disney's homework.

[@g.w.7893]

Bingo.

[@Avalon_1991]

Imagine if they had taken the money spent on Morbius and Madam Web and spent it on Spiderman 4 with Tobey Maguire and directed by Sam Raimi. If they had announced it a few months after No Way Home when everyone was really excited about Tobey Maguire returning it would have had so much hype and would have made Sony so much money. I can't understand the decision making at Sony.

[@deez3913]

Garfield was/is better and raimi is outdated these days.

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

Apparently this film began production in 2014 when a previous Sony head came up with the precursor to the M-She-U, but in part because of the Sony hacks it spent years in production hell.

[@IncredibleMet]

You think money is more important than spreading THE MESSAGE?? Spoken like a true bigot!

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Doesn't Tobey Maguire not want to do Spider-Man 4?

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

You’ll say that till you see Tobeys weird “old baby” face swinging from the rooftops

[@jolynn89]

The Bride fulfilled her mission in Kill Bill: Volume 2 and, as the title says, she finally killed Bill with a legendary death blow known as the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. They got to it eventually

[@maravreloaded]

Also. Sony doesn't seem to understand this The SPIDERMAN UNIVERSE but without Spidey isn't going to last too long. Even in "There Will be Carnage" they had to put something related to Spiderman in it. What about Morbius and this?

[@UncensoredScion]

As I’m re-reading Wheel of Time atm I’m going to quote “Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountain.” that duty is the responsibility of those with power to do the right thing with that power. It just baffles me how people can sit there and argue the inverse of that. The idea of “have a responsibility and gain power from it.” implies that you’re only doing that responsibility for the power

[@thelaughingrouge]

I love that quote so much. Both for It's meaning and the foreshadowing it has. And I agree with your point 100%.

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

It also let's them off the hook for any responsibility until they have "power", in whichever form it comes. Basically, victimhood culture. You're not responsible for ANYTHING until you become powerful/successful.

[@ReinoldFZ]

The perversion comes from fem inism I think 🤔 they believe that if a woman wants to do the same a man can do, is just an issue of wanting and the woman gets empowered, although is a lie.

[@ShadowRulah]

I mean it's the entire motivation of like most villains.

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

Such a great quote

[@danknfrshtv]

"...it truly is 2024." 😂 nearly lost my coffee on that one

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Either my spidey sense is telling me there's a game of Blame Game Bingo coming in the near future, or it's just the psoriasis playing up.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Its even funnier when you watch Nerdrotic's livestream. He said he's taking his wife and two other friends to laugh at the movie. So the four seats are Nerdrotic's side. Not the two other seats.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

If you are going to MST3000 it, first row or fail.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I already lost it just reading the first couple comments, havent even gotten into the video yet.

[@madambutterfly1997]

As a fan of the character of Madame Web, I'm feeling like somebody just spat in my face and shit in my food with this movie.

[@deez3913]

Now you know how fans of marvel, sw, indy have felt for years.

[@Killthefish]

I like to put bets on whichever franchise I think is next to ruin my nostalgia and whenever I get one right I spend it on getting drunk enough to forget, long story short, liver failure is looking pretty good right now

[@madambutterfly1997]

Oh no I've been suffering with them since day one of this shit show ​@@deez3913

[@toolegittoquit_001]

How did it taste ?

[@Knight_Kin]

Ah yes, a refined dish of Brappatatouille

[@batmanincodm]

Looking at the seating layout of theaters "I wonder why they've got the disabled seats. Haven't they suffered enough?" 😂

[@greenlyte3000]

Reviewers are calling Madame Web everything from “shit” to “fucking shit.” -Norm Macdonald

[@thebluetiger26]

YES! Imagine norm in this timeline😂 he'd have a dog house

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

"Empowering women", "young women can see..." etc Well, would you look at that! Hollywood suddenly knows what a woman is! 🙄 Geez those weren't interviews, they were buzzword word-salad buffets!

[@brianmurphy6480]

One could even say they were tossin' word salad. 🤷‍♂️

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

They truly act like a woman is imvention of recent few years

[@tkps]

@@svetlanaandrasova6086 I call it reinventing the wheel because they all act like they have. First time (insert a b c here) has produced, directed, written, did the catering, was an extra on the set of, x y z movie/show.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@tkps The first woman to lead in a Spiderman movie! There ya go. Where's Jennifer Lawrence when you need her?

[@gaiali453]

Yup empowering imbeciles is a thing. Thanks to thirsty men that have a profound need to be validated by any woman that might give them a nanosecond of attention. 😂

[@DeusExMachina10001]

Damn. When Rolling Stone tells you something is woke trash, you know you’re dealing with truly Lovecraftian levels of cringe.

[@bathtub_marmot]

Madam Web is so loud and abrasive that the messaging hardly even registered. You're already in tears laughing at how ridiculous it is on so many levels, and then they'll throw something on-the-nose and it's just like, "lol sure, why not??" You have to see it to understand how hilariously awful it is.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Thanks, now I have an image in my head of a Lovecraftian horror monster stuck in a dumpster that is on fire. The screeching. Oh God, the screeching.

[@aahzmandiaz2767]

The older ones would agree.

[@da_ocsta1452]

​@@TheSuperappelflap I hear it in my dreams.

[@bongobongo3661]

What does woke mean?

[@brettrace]

Pepsi gets their esg points for the year and rollingstone... well there's a special place in he'll for that garbage "magazine"

[@erichtomanek4739]

Madam Webb, Echo and the Marvels should do a crossover. Imagine the clicks!!!

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Dont forget all those chicks from the Birds of Prey movie that also nobody saw.

[@tsuumon]

As a woman, I treasure the 'empowerment' to do something more useful with my time. Great video as usual, Disparu

[@johnpk5831]

I'm pretty sure the whamen characters in this movie would go with "I want great power but no responsibility" rather than Spiderman's "With great power comes great responsibility".

[@bathtub_marmot]

This movie is such an assault on the senses that it is not capable of delivering any type of message

[@sidearmsalpha]

"I want great power with no accountability." Isn't that what whamen really want these days? They should have just made it a chick flick comedy with a super hero background story. At least more women would have gone to see it.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

​@@sidearmsalpha"My Super Ex-Girlfriend"

[@daverobson3084]

To be fair, that's what Peter parker in the comic book also wanted. He just got slapped with a huge dose of reality , which utterly changed him from a rather selfish child to a highly responsible adult. I'm not sure that happened in this movie. It could have. Hell, there was loss that Cassie could have been shown taking the responsibility for to learn from, but the movie kind of ignored the possibilities there .

[@jeniferclemente1252]

I laughed so hard at the comment on the handicap seatings in the cinemas. “Haven’t they suffered enough?” 😆 Still enjoy the videos overall 😆

[@mudcrab3420]

Handicap people are EVIL. I know that because I stopped watching Doctor Who before Peter regenerated.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

"In a standalone world" because no one wants to take responsibility for it. The director of 'Life on Mars' made this? What the hell is going on?

[@Lttlemoi]

"Projecting yourself into the future to change events" is called "writing a post-it note to remind yourself to bring eggs from the store".

[@renzrose9050]

Does anybody have the clip where a man said his favorite thing about landing a role was the power they achieve? My internet seems to not have it.

[@Safety3d]

The empowerment of this empowering empowers me to feel very empowered.

[@fredfredburger5150]

Women as women thinking that being women is important to women is an important message for women to give women.

[@thatdarnkitteh]

FALLOPIAN TUBES AND WHATNOT

[@samblack5313]

I’m in tears over this bravery.

[@Cavethug]

The only way I see that movie twice is if I'm dating Dakota, and she gets pissed at me for falling asleep when we watched it the first time, and she makes me watch it again, and buys the ticket both time, because I have an iron clad policy about spending good money on absolute shit. So.... in other words.... NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

[@Film_Sushi]

The only way to do this with Dakota is to lick her entire time and when it´s end credits, ask her how was it, lol. I mean, the film, not cunnilingus, that would be awesome anyway. :)

[@elusivemayfly7534]

As a woman, I am grateful that I can now choose my friends and change the future…by moving forward in time

[@emperordragon1794]

and us plebs are stuck in the present.

[@trolleriffic]

Don't forget that you can also choose your family... "What are you doing, step bro?"

[@daverobson3084]

Its funny that the characters in this movie didn't chose their friends though. They were forced together by a lunatic trying to kill them. they didn't " chose" each other.

[@nobodyworthknowing8707]

I know Dakota Johnson looks as plain and dull as her acting and that she was cast in 50 Shades specifically so the 40 year old single cat ladies could believe they were the lead and had a chance w/ Christian Grey. But it really puts it in perspective when you put her side by side w/ her 3 supporting actresses, two of whom I wouldn't call "hot", either. Hope Sydney Sweeney finds more work where she can show off her talent after this dumpster fire.

[@daverobson3084]

I thought that the actress playing her mom was flat as hell, then Dakota came on and I realized that she was probably directed to play the part that way to draw attention away from the main character's dull delivery.

[@blastyblast1010]

Empowerment means being disagreeable apparently

[@petethehawk5186]

It’s the feminist idea of girl power. That’s pretty much a caricature of the stoic toxic male persona.

[@samblack5313]

Disrespectful is also an expected stance.

[@tommyservo9660]

4:57 - You don't think Mom jeans are sexy?! No? Well then, maybe this mandatory DEI powerpoint will change your mind.

[@Wardog01Actual]

I think we're looking at this the wrong way. It makes more sense when you imagine that they're doing all of this on purpose.

[@Boethius4748]

Nah we all know it. It’s pandering execs doing it on purpose. The writers and directors are the motards that actually believe the shit, though. The actors are just useful idiots for the most part.

[@QuirkCreep]

"Guys i think i change my future with my new powers i ate the whole chocolate box I brought yesterday , that mean i have no chocolate for Tomorrow , dang.. i never thought i have superpowers."

[@AegisRick]

I'm thinking Pepsi has got to come off the soda list after this one.

[@cormoran2303]

"quiet humor" ahhh yes, people smile more when she shuts up.

[@Herpter_91]

Sounds like this went past Bad, flew through “so bad it’s good”, and then swung off a cliff into the abyss of piss right alongside MoM

[@jonathanmitchell9886]

I reckon there weren't too many people who wanted to see a superhero movie in the vein of the Gilmore Girls. "You guys, my mom like totally died while researching spiders in the Amazon rainforest!"

[@exoncon2129]

after stan passed all his work is being taken over and trashed. stan would be heartbroken or maybe he knew this would happen.

[@colin5577]

Wait… the Morbius writers got another gig? And given an undeserved second chance they did a messagpge-heavy all female superhero movie directed by what looks like a care home supervisor?

[@ronrii2684]

My favorite part of the movie is when she says, "It's Madamin' Time!"

[@unappealingpig8592]

Then Webbed all over

[@bathtub_marmot]

They freakin cut out "He was in the Amazon researching spiders with my mom, right before she died"! There was more than enough epic dialogue to make up for that, like "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come", but Sony really messed the bed on that one.

[@rogerallen6644]

Disparu’s analysis needs to be required watching at every film school.

[@TheNachmar]

"The best thing about the future is it hasn't happened yet." They really trying to outdo the classic "People die when they are killed!"

[@Redhead-pf8le]

The Archer class is really made of archers

[@jarrydpersson8958]

Does anyone remember the days where you used to get excited to go to the cinema? I can honestly say it’s been so many years since I’ve felt that. The people running these companies have absolutely no idea what the average person wants to see

[@_Tricky_]

People of Talent are a grossly underrepresented minority in Hollywood now. You reap what you sow.

[@tomcampbell8934]

When she said “IT IS MA’AM!” Inside the game stop was so stunning and brave

[@samblack5313]

One of the greatest human interactions of the 21st century.

[@galenschultz3239]

How could I forget about Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage?

[@lesewing]

I guess Sony doesn't pay off critics like Disney usually does.

[@drews2444]

Very strange

[@realistic_delinquent]

They seem to have paid off about 15% of them…

[@Jormunguandr]

sony don't care, got too much money and other markets to profit from. Movies is just a fraction of all their businesses.

[@ArgHelo]

It looks like something American network television would put out on a Thursday night in the 90s

[@radrobd123]

on the WB, no less

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Nailed it. The movie looks flat. Like a TV movie. Venom looked more like a movie when this and that movie was 80% black screen.

[@petethehawk5186]

This looked like str8 up CW garbage from square one.

[@andyburns8869]

Since when were women not represented in movies? Have we gone so far backwards by accelerating so far into the realm of narcissism that to simply exist warrants a claim to be 'powerful'? The whole draw of superheroes and their arc that is built off of sacrifice, responsibility and making the hard choices, is being stripped away by writers and producers who want to insert their warped self perception into their financially failing vanity projects. This obsession with power is f**king bizarre and just speaks to how childish a lot of these 'creatives' are..

[@truepridejb]

Hollywood has declared anything popular should be a conduit for them to push their views instead of entertaining movies. Guess they don’t need the money any more

[@aldonfroelick7392]

Well, at least Morbius is better now.

[@EyeOfMagnus4E201]

You know when Rolling Stone agrees with the fans, it’s REALLY bad!

[@amos_comedies742]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@patricialynn6327]

It is also the production company telling the actors that they are replaceable and won't pay high wages for them. How is that going?

[@floydlooney6837]

Wait for it on streaming was a POSITIVE review.... I'm going to choke to death while laughing.

[@maravreloaded]

Am I the only human being on earth TIRED of the whole "EMPOWERING" speech?

[@P.Sotirov]

I haven't seen the movie, but the more i hear about whats happening with M-She-U, the more i think Thanos actually won and remade the universe. I have no idea what else could be the reason behind all those flops from a studio that was once great.

[@bararobberbaron859]

Its when you have some seriously great stories, dedicated people and you manage to work out an impressive and fun movie series. Good start, then the company made billions and wants to do it again, but there's been less fantasizing about these characters or scripts already laying around, less time to get excited, but still a few good ideas, so phase 2 goes off pretty well. Fatigue is starting to set in and the idea well has run dry, and phase 3 only makes it to the end on the strength of the first 2 phases. Phase 4 they haven't had any ideas or passionate people for years, and it seems anybody who manages to string a sentence together gets to take part. Not every project is meant to be 60 movies long lol.

[@P.Sotirov]

If it was happening only in MCU i could agree with the fatigue part, but sadly its all over the industry. So no i don't think its about fatigue. its due to chasing trends and hiring ppl that can't write, don't want to stick to the source material and want to self insert in one way or another. This is not what the audience is looking for, thus the flops of so many recent movies. As for the MCU, those recent flops only show that not every side character needs their own movie or tv show.

[@AmanojakuX]

Not to say Marvel hasn't had flops, but this isn't the MCU or the same studio.

[@Yolanda8419]

Why would you give the Morbius screenwriters more jobs?

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Because it made a morbillion dollars?

[@arcticfox04]

Sony likely has a certain amount of films in their contract.

[@ryanbesco8067]

This is the most expensive OnlyFans ad I’ve ever seen

[@Jithinjohnson007]

If I hear the word “empowered” again 🤦‍♂️

[@samblack5313]

!!!!!BUZZ WORDS!!!!!

[@ironelemental9367]

EMPOWERED!! You're welcome😅 I'll see myself out now.

[@Wilphart]

I saw it last night with my wife while two of my nieces were hiding from a shooter at the Chief's parade. But I didn't know that until later. My expectations couldn't have been lower. But surprisingly, neither one of us hated it. There were plenty of problems with the plot, but Dakota's powers were interesting, they were employed in a creative way, she went through a real character arc to earn her place as a heroine, and - despite the girl power trope - it wasn't woke. She was feminine and fully in her feminine energy. And it is Sony and not Disney. Not saying it was brilliant, but we don't regret seeing it. Definitely better than Mobius, if that counts for anything.

[@azuredream23]

Points to Disparu for the Farscape reference and I remember that episode too!

[@caldodge]

"Madame Web tells the standalone tampon story.". "I could stand to hear more" - Jayne Cobb

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

That this POS got funding, but Firefly was killed. There is no justice

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@Kyle-sr6jm "We're bringing that show back on the air, buddy" - Troy Barnes

[@GeoffInfield]

Back when women understood men they realised they were ALWAYS powerful and men weak. Our desires make up putty in their hands. French women always understood that, their culture embraced it to everyone's benefit. But now, being 'empowered' means being combative, it means that even when you have more power than the men around you we're supposed to STILL think you're a victim. NO.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Underrated comment.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Feminists hate the power they have, and lust for the power of destruction.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

True. I think all heroes now in Marvel do that,have bigger and bigger powers but no responsibility,but female ones especially. Its crazy. That teaches girls what I have already observed them doing - be complete cunts then playing victims.

[@BloodyArchangelus]

By our nature - women are mostly in some kind of control. Even when we see it- it is cute for us in most cases and we love more clear than girls. It is funny, coz modern culture force the narrative that boys can not love, only f*ck, when girls are the white unicorns. Xd

[@TheSuperappelflap]

They dont want to get power from men, voluntarily. That would imply that they need men for something. They want to take it by force. Obviously this doesnt work and only results in them getting laughed at, like you would if a child tries to punch you and you just hold them off with one hand on their forehead.

[@mattb6704]

“ I do question why we’ve got disabled seating I mean haven’t they suffered enough?” 😂😂

[@mike-hunt3527]

"I do question why we've got disabled seating in the the screening, haven't they suffered enough?" lol

[@alexandermccabe556]

i actually feel bad for Dakota Johnson she is firing her agent lol

[@avaria1538]

I don’t. She’s such a terrible actress she should be grateful for being cast in anything (and if she wasn’t a nepobaby, she’d probably be working a normal 9-5 like the rest of us). This film will probably score her fourth Razzie nomination and third win.

[@jackdarby2168]

She's funny saying "I think you're going to see it twice"

[@xManzi]

Well, it isn't an easy job to reform ex-softcore porn nepobaby actress... Let alone one who can't act to save her life.

[@AKUJIVALDO]

Who?

[@DensilGrant]

What does her agent have to do with this,it's the same as morons like Sam Jackson they read the script and are just concerned with the money regardless of how much garbage it is

[@IncredibleMet]

There are two great things that came out of Madame Webb. One is Disparu’s review and two is that blonde’s big ‘personality’.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

All her personility went into i flating those things.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Huge....tracts of land

[@trolleriffic]

@@Kyle-sr6jm You say that like it's a bad thing.

[@flying1dead155]

Wow the fact tjey can't make four young attractive females in skin tight spandex sell movie tickets is just mind boggling .

[@paul.9828]

The problem is that 95% of the movie they’re covered up as much as a NASCAR driver.

[@dbf1dware]

Well, TWO attractive females. Well, ONE smoking hot female and one pretty female, along with two, uh, I guess females. Sure.

[@tonygreenfield7820]

To be fair, there is so far as I can see only one image of Sydney Sweeney in the Spidey suit on line. That's a clear failure in the marketing. I know very little about her and haven't seen her in any movie or show but the internet is very clear as to the....assets....she brings to a project. Yet all the advance press show her as a frump. Now, maybe that's for a big reveal. You know the old trope. Frumpy librarian girl takes off her glasses, shakes loose her hair and hey presto, she's a sex kitten. But, and yes this is a shallow observation, given the lousy press in advance one sure way to get some added audience was indeed to get publicity images of Sydney Sweeney (and yes the others) squeezed into as you say, skin tight Spandex.

[@sidearmsalpha]

They could have but then it would have been a rated X movie. 😆

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I can see that on the internet for free, minus the spandex.

[@milesprowr]

You drop the value of your company by making it release crap, then you buy more of its stocks as it drops in value, then later on you bring back good quality and reap the profits. But who's buying the stocks?... 🤔

[@Max-ep5ir]

2:58 is the best thing to come out of Madame Web.

[@theshokjax]

Man I LOVE coming here for your commentary... so spot on! I never have to watch shit movies or shows... Just have a blast watching them through YOU!

[@VimRazz]

I'm actually impressed how they keep finding ways to lower the bar even further than before.

[@B0mber44]

Hermes Conrad will have trouble with how low the bar is

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Someone has to call James Cameron, he has to get back in the Mariana trench to find the bar again.

[@plugshirt1762]

⁠​⁠@@TheSuperappelflapJames Cameron makes pretty mediocre movies so I guess he can pull the bar a few feet for someone else

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@plugshirt1762 Its a thing from south park episode, you should go watch it, just google south park james Cameron

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

@@TheSuperappelflap I was going to make this joke.

[@Rosales3269]

It sounds like Batgirl would've been a better film than Madame Web. Cuz, at least it has Batman in it, even if it's for a little bit.

[@radrobd123]

but this movie has Uncle Ben before he... well, you know

[@solarstoned]

thanks again Disparu.....you're constantly saving my time to go explore other decent artistic endeavors

[@dennismason3740]

The whole universe has officially dropped the word "empowered" from all reality.