Agatha All Along Review - They MUST Be Punished

[@disparutoo]

Agatha All Along Review of the Season 1 Finale Episode 9. The finale desperately tried to make the evil people sympathetic, they failed. Instead no-ones motivations make any sense, everyone feels sorry for themselves. And we get horrific people going off on adventures to be even more evil in the future. I'm not sure why they would expect anyone to support these characters or want them to get to the end. But when you're self inserting your own life into the show, no matter how evil, no wonder you don't want to be punished. But what do you think about what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@alecktidwell3479]

A touch melodramatic

[@theetruetolkienpatriot7701]

Trump won he is now president of the United States of America 2024 Freedom Ring

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

The sad thing is I kind of saw this all before. Back when I was reading science fiction pulps, I noted a turn towards this. I think I finally checked out (decades ago) after reading a story where both major factions were running death camps and we were expected to cheer on the protagonist (who was in charge at one of the camps) because... protagonist? It wasn't just that the protagonist was evil, that's workable, it was the feeling that the writer didn't *understand* that.

[@Rummy623]

Not that it matters, but basically Agatha was killing witches to give Death bodies so Death didn't take Agatha or her son. When the son keeps Agatha from killing witches that one time, then Death doesn't get her bodies, so she takes Agatha's son. I'm assuming Agatha keeps killing witches to give herself power and Death more bodies, which keeps Death from killing Agatha. For the final coven she needed to steal their power to fight off the Salem Seven coming at dusk and give Death more bodies. Although the old neighbor wasn't a witch and the black witch was bound and couldn't use power, so not sure what the point was with taking those two since Agatha couldn't take their power.

[@TK199999]

On the whole I found the reviews entertaining. I also liked how you cooled it some with the forced gay jokes, they work best when implied and in this show you didn't have to work hard. But I would point out its not the lack of men in the show that make it bad. That falls into the trolls who push what we see in shows like Agatha, no its lack of just moral human beings with talent for story telling. It matters not boy, girl or in between/other, if they want to tell good stories about growth and people being better than they were before/at the start of a story. A sorta hero's journey if you will. Then they don't moralize...er, I wouldn't call Agatha moralize since that implies anyone is good and worth caring about. As moralizing requires moral point of reference and not, 'Oh all witches are bad/evil. Our characters are irredeemable, but diverse so watch please?'

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

I think Agatha was the one who ratted out Peanut all along.

[@bjorn301]

Seems plausible, she acts like a fink

[@elusivemayfly7534]

LOL

[@AndrewStefanac]

at least peanut had cache, w

[@unseenmarauder]

“…….And I ratted out Peanut too.”

[@curiositycloset2359]

It was someone surprisingly similar

[@brendancoulter5761]

Agatha was a murderer in the past, them she murdered more people, then she murdered some more people in her own show. Agatha makes a vary compelling argument that witches should be burned.

[@nont18411]

Wanda show: Blamed it all on Agatha Agatha show: Blamed it all on Wanda It seems like the writers just can’t make up their minds and I’m quite surprised they didn’t cast the blame on Doctor Strange. The perfect scapegoat is right there.

[@big_red01027]

Witches in general and lesbian earth witches specifically. Damn you, unintended consequences!

[@odindarkll3706]

​@@nont18411Wandavision and everything that's tied to it is cursed.

[@Stefan_trekkie]

Bigger kill count then John Matrix

[@ge2719]

@@Stefan_trekkie let off some steam agatha

[@Cassandra112]

so, the show wants to have women/witches oppressed by the patriarchy.. but also, reveals it was only Agatha. It was Agatha binding and murdering witches. not any patriarchy. but doesn't actually realize their own reveal about this.. if they continue this mess, they should establish the Road was actually real the entire time. it calls to witches, invoking the song into their minds. Like a Muse. Agatha's cruelty just kept her from realizing it till Sharon arrives. also this version of Death is awful. and completely at odds with Marvel's death.

[@marhawkman303]

Yeah, their surprise twist ending.... The show already sucked, but what little it had going for it is gone.

[@zidahya]

I bet their big twist in season two (yeah, lol) will be that her son is behind the witches road (all along), probably feeding death some witches so he can go back to his mother of whatnot.

[@marhawkman303]

@@zidahya Yeah, in the comics... Nick was raised by someone other than Agatha and was the Father of the Salem Seven. So it makes sense to reveal he's not dead.

[@bettysteve322716]

Season 2, there is an illness that sweeps the country and the witches have a mental breakdown and start making unhinged kneejerk reaction demands that everyone gets locked in their homes and wear masks and are forced to allow the witches to cast a spell on them, one that is "safe and effective", to protect them from the spell effects that they themselves, have had a counter spell cast on them for, anyway. Oh and it turns out, it was another coven of witches that started the illness in the first place.

[@Xurelbes]

So the patriarchy was Agatha... all along?

[@thatgirlfromthecraft]

not gonna miss show, am gonna miss your commentary on it never have jokes about eating candles made me laugh so hard. ty for this gem of a series

[@catbert2412]

so if they can just become ghosts shouldn't she have a crap load of them haunting her & trying to kill her for revenge?

[@Sage-Thyme]

And why would no other witches try going down the road without Agatha? Surely a few Covens tried it, which she wasn't part of, and it failed, yet in the modern era they all think the road is a real thing. Someone would have work out it didn't work especially as Agatha keeps killing those that think it does.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

They would constantly be fucking with her and feeding information to her enemies.

[@V_i_vi_an]

Agatha becoming a ghost just because is directly taken from the comics.

[@LunarSpiral1127]

So, we never find out who the father was of Nicholas Scratch, how Agatha and Death even became a thing, why Agatha wanted the Darkhold nor if she still has it or not, and why kill all those witches for centuries. She say it's for survival, but I don’t think that's the case. She's just power hungry and a serial killer , and we're supposed to feel sorry for her and root for her?! Screw that! She deserves to go to hell!

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

We didn't get answers because they wanted a S2.

[@marhawkman303]

Also this is a MASSIVE deviation from the comics... unless... the next plot twist is that Agatha's son didn't actually die. In the comics Nick is actually the father of the Salem Seven, and.. well... an evil warlock.

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

I think the implication was supposed to be that she was draining all those other witches in hopes of having enough power to defeat death when she came to retrieve her zombie child, not realizing she'd just take him in his sleep. Of course this does not explain why she KEPT doing it for hundreds of years after he was long dead...

[@marhawkman303]

@@BertoxolusThePuzzled yeah there's a void of plot that leaves everything ambiguous and uncertain.

[@GideonRavenor712]

Simple answer for why she wanted the Darkhold: Power. Why does she want this power after her son dies? I don't know, presumably she wanted to resurrect Nicholas, but didn't possess the power or knowledge to do so. I only assume this because she gives us nothing about why she wants power still, but because she never forgot about and seems to even now regularly think of Nicholas. Had she just forgotten about Nick and did her own purely selfish pursuits, she wouldn't have kept the lock of his hair, she wouldn't bother explaining him to anyone, and she wouldn't have cared if Billy mentioned him last episode. . . . Except this also doesn't make sense as to why she'd be afraid to face Nick in death, because Nick knew exactly what she was doing and was actively helping her. She tried, but ultimately failed, and bit off more than she could chew with Wanda. The only other motivation I can think of for this pursuit of Power would be to find a permanent way to cheat Death, but then this makes her entire relationship with Lady Death and their interactions look odd, and again doesn't explain why she wouldn't have killed Billy at the first opportunity.

[@mhc706]

i like how the twitter post thats a fake conversation that never happened had the nonexistent son describing the show incorrectly. "its a superhero show" no its not, its a supervillain show, which youd know if youd watched wanda vision or agatha all along as she killed her "friends" and didnt care at all

[@iinred1954]

These witches are the heroes of the modern woman.

[@mikoto7693]

⁠@@iinred1954Not all of us women. Some of us do have a moral compass.

[@Jace-uw6ml]

@@iinred1954 Literally no one actually thinks like that, but lemme guess, you speak for women now? Are you even one?

[@Seebeejeebees]

That Tweet at the beginning is a certified "Oh f*ck off Rebecca, he did not say that" moment if I've ever seen one lol.

[@daniell1483]

Imagine if Darth Vader was a woman. His betrayal of the Jedi would be presented as an act of female empowerment and sincerely presented as the moral thing to do. Hollywood has forgotten the first principles of morality.

[@DarthZ01]

so basically the acolyte?

[@draw2death421]

Isint that what hapened in acolyte?

[@TheWarmotor]

You just put more energy into that one thought than the entire writers room of this show.

[@ryanbarker5217]

hollywood never knew anything about morality to begin with in its entire history.

[@stuartpatterson5094]

I mean the pair of them are basically Palpatine and Vader except Billy didn't need seducing to evil as he was evil all along.

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

1:50 They forgot the "And then everyone clapped."

[@Disinterested1]

they tried that all season!

[@falguard]

Where's Puritan witch hunter, Solomon Kane when you need him?

[@Ottuln]

Yes. That would be amazing.

[@samspurgeon4222]

Speaking of which, I'd love another film with James Purefoy.....it was really good

[@darrekworkman5595]

Why? The show gave us Agatha with hunter. She was doing just fine all by herself.

[@GideonRavenor712]

@@darrekworkman5595 That is the irony, isn't it? No, Witches are not an oppressed minority because of society, no, they're getting killed off in this universe because of ANOTHER WITCH who was hungry for more power.

[@Xana.01]

I love Solomon Kane. I wish we had gotten that.

[@SuperTab2]

Agatha: MARTHA teen: why did you say that name

[@gustavolourenco5709]

SaVe MAArtHa!

[@CintiaJigs]

The edits are on point, loved it!

[@TheWaterdog6]

Agatha, a woman who serial killered people to keep her son alive, then just kept going with it when he died with no character development. Billy, who was never real or born, somehow took over a body, then has magic and he subconsciously and intentionally kills people along the way and the big surprise was he had power all along. On the other hand both are the most evil you can be as a character. And on a side note, in his room there is a lot of Pro trans, LGBT propaganda and other 'progressive' stuff there. I wonder if there is a connection?

[@PermanentHigh]

The moment they made a show about some female character that nobody had about, is the moment you should've known they were on some fuck shit

[@The_Vaperion]

She wasn’t killing people to keep her son alive, she was doing it because she couldn’t trust other witches, Billy was real as stated many times and was also very clear and obvious

[@TheWaterdog6]

​@@The_Vaperion Really? So the fact she does not do another witches road to kill more witches and her son dies right after was just a coincidence. And no, Scarlet witch created illusions in the form of her husband and two sons, they were not real. That is cannon. They are just making up the rules now and changing what is previously established.

[@misterlobsterman]

Wow, they were very diverse in 17th century colonial america.

[@iinred1954]

Funny that. Next they will claim they built America , oh wait..

[@Josue-mv2fo]

I mean... Slavery...

[@misterlobsterman]

@Josue-mv2fo Yeah, those people sure looked like slaves to me....

[@KainGerc]

Yes, murderous evil spirit, be my guide. Because you cared about your son and that makes all of your evil deeds forgivable?! Our hero?!

[@odindarkll3706]

The real hero was the curse... Unfortunately, it was just a gay guy's dream.

[@BetaRayBill32]

Remember how Dr. Strange spent nearly everything he had before he finally tracked down the Ancient One and found magic power? It's convenient that Billy just had to do a Google search or something else that was nearly zero effort.

[@bambiibumsy8512]

Honestly tho that's how the maximoffs just function just like Wanda she wasn't trained it's just natural raw power ig bcuz dr strange was just a normal human from what I remember

[@Madaseter]

​@@bambiibumsy8512 it's amazing think that a human became the sorcer supreme

[@zackz7563]

thats cause agatha wasnt hiding from anyone and lots of people knew her

[@Inventors_Toolbox]

Coven of 2....like one master and one apprentice?? Wasn't there some other show with this formula?

[@Dafuq-is-going-on]

Disparu is a real one. I couldn't get through the season. I stopped in episode 3, screaming from the cringe.

[@rogerborg]

The watch numbers for these reviews are poor too, this is an act of self harm.

[@draw2death421]

Ngl ive watched all dispare videos like 5 times allready lol. Its nice and funny background noise.

[@darrekworkman5595]

Disparu is the guy who made She Hulk bearable. That was much worse than this. At least this show didn't try and claim Agatha was a 'HERo'. Billy called her out and attacked her because she was 'bad' at least once and no one even tried saying he was wrong about it. That is so against the usual 'woke messaging' in these shows. Wanda apparently was supposed to be sympathized with after torturing a whole town.

[@Xurelbes]

He got through The Acolyte, She Hulk, 2 seasons of Velma and Rings of Power, as well as many other awful shows. He can endure anything at this point.

[@ninjanibba4259]

3? I stopped after 1

[@mrskribble]

Teen being an abomination of nature could be seen as a reason he doesn't understand morality or something. He came into existence by someone else's actions and got yeeted into a corpse instead of dying. He didn't have a real childhood or proper upbringing. That could be a tragic story and make him more sympathetic. Following him trying to make things right could be something. He could learn how to be human-esque. That's not what they did but it could have been a good idea for a character.

[@Relugus]

Teen's actual dad is Chthon the Elder God.

[@natp8387]

So at no point did some witch NOT use her magic and just stab Agatha with a dagger? Really? No witch happened to have her powers locked off and just smashed her in the head with a hunk of wood?

[@ptonpc]

That is logic, So you see why that couldn't happen in the show.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

They probably used magic so much their normal fighting skills atrophied.When all you have is a hammer,every problem looks like a nail.

[@natp8387]

@@naamadossantossilva4736 In the show several of these women don't use or want to use magic all that much thanks to bindings, curses, etc. That never happened before? Never ever once despite her running into dozens of witches? I don't think so.

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Also her power only seems to work if you specifically fire magic hand beams at her, since death using vines to restrain her wasn't immediately absorbed or countered. This means all someone had to do was cast any OTHER form of magic than a hand beam and/or use any sort of physical object or long ranged magic, IE magically throwing a rock or using some sort of course or hex rather than just brainlessly shooting your beams at her even as you see it not working when the rest of your coven does the same. Agatha is simultaneously written as unbelievably weak and vulnerable while also being unbelievably powerful via absorbing countless innocent peers. She also is never shown actually shown using any sort of ancient knowledge or, ya know, ACTUAL SPELLS via rituals or potions or whatnot. For that matter none of the "witches" seem to know any actual spells, except for that one healing potion I guess, beyond "magical singing" and somehow living for hundreds of years...

[@babbit09]

That's what I said! Like what was Agatha's plan in episode 2 anyways? Get Alice to blast her and then just be done? Potion witch can't use magic and Fortune witch doesn't seem like a "blaster" type, and Sharon wasn't even a witch!

[@lynz223]

He did it! He finished this monstrosity of a sh*tshow ! 🥳👏🏻 Thanks Disparu. Your commentary has been fun to listen to. I think I'll rewatch his Willow reviews again.

[@jimsteinmanfan80]

I've seen She-hulk and Secret invasion and also seen his reviews. I haven't seen Velma but I've seen a couple of episode reviews. I haven't seen Willow or his reviews, are they particularly funny (I take for granted that they were much more entertaining than the show itself)?

[@lynz223]

@jimsteinmanfan80 Yes, they're funny. But also it's the only way you can kinda watch the show now. Seeing as they took it off Disney+.

[@jimsteinmanfan80]

Well @@lynz223 when there is a will there is always a way. I'm not interested in watching Willow though as it seems to be a very bad show from what I can tell.

[@Byronic19134]

This show was fire y’all just let people think for you too often.

[@tkps]

@@Byronic19134 If you liked the show (and you're welcome to) it's more likely you're the one going along with being told how to think. We just happen to dislike the premise of the show as much as Disparu does but we don't need such people to tell us what to like. We've already decided. His reviews simply confirm what we already suspected and we find them entertaining.

[@britishshock]

9:05 I knew Green Day was trash, but I didn't know they started witchcraft. **I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known.**

[@catbert2412]

ok so they call the show agatha all along yet the show is all about the parasite inhabiting a dead person. so they even screwed up the name since in the end it had nothing to do with agatha

[@MemoristCed]

Had the cast been smaller and the show focused on the relationship between the two, it would have been easier to execute.

[@martinkathleen8981]

Somewhat explains why they couldn't settle on a title for the little longest time.

[@jesusknight1]

Yes, she became the ghostly sidekick in her own show at the end..

[@Jace-uw6ml]

if you think this show has nothing to do with Agatha it’s further proof you haven’t watched it for yourself and genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about 🤣 not only that - the show title is also a reference to Agatha being the one behind the witches road legend all along, the main plot point of said story. Y’all sound dumb at this point

[@bambiibumsy8512]

I think the title meant that she was the one who originally made the road...sure nick did it but she was the reason it kept going on so it was Agatha all along ig

[@SarahGarcia-mo9ge]

Such a talented creator, seriously!

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

So, killing five people by unwittingly creating a mysterious road is bad? But him knowingly personally murdering three people in cold blood is just fine? Interesting moral compass there.

[@The_Vaperion]

Well to be honest Agatha deserved it, and Billy did kinda feel bad when he through Jen and Lilia off the road

[@samuraifencer]

My issue with the whole ‘all you can drain witchapalooza’ prior to the witches road montage, she enters a camp, or gets witches alone and instantly a pan off and purple zaps… if she can only drain if the prey witch starts the conduit, what the heck did she say or do in 5 seconds? ‘Your mother smells of elderberries!’ Zap!

[@JaimieSch]

The only acceptable ending to this story would have been if Dr Strange showed up, and banished them both to the Dark Dimension for all eternity.

[@kolicgames4750]

I like how the 'son' quote is just utter stupidity. When do you believe whatever a show says about itself? My show is the best show ever because I wrote it. I'm sure it will get nominated for sixteen oscars! It's so incredibly special they will invent new oscars to give me!

[@Mark-nh2hs]

They are obviously trying to make "Down the Witches Road" a chart topping single 😂.

[@dalecrez8708]

Well its has showed up on the charts so its doing alright

[@RMD-uw5np]

“A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break that’s like....16 walls”

[@richardmattocks]

As a fan of Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple, I have to say, they seem to have deviated from the source material quite a long way 😝

[@makingabusinesswithmoe]

Not to justify the foolery. But Agatha did say “I spoke no spell. I said no incantation and you I made from scratch.” So I guess no man was needed to make her child hence why death came for him. You gotta put it together like a puzzle lol.

[@Nadfin]

Thank you for watching this so we don't have to. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten

[@YourBeingParanoid]

Or, neither of you could bother and maybe less incel?

[@catbert2412]

funny the "dude bros" don't seem to care they just check out. which pisses of the writers because their ratings are horrible due to the "dude bros" not watching

[@Jace-uw6ml]

Can you explain how 83 percent rotten tomatoes critic + audience score is horrible? If not, could you explain the 7.3 IMDB score? Obviously not perfect, but way better than horrible (Secret Invasion). You sound a bit stuck in your head scenario and uninformed. You can seethe and lie about it as much as you want, but numbers don’t lie 😉

[@catbert2412]

@@Jace-uw6ml well first off when did rotten tomatoes stop saying how many people actually rated a show? also on imbd apparently only 96.8k people added it to their watch list which lets face it means pretty much nobody cares to watch the dang show. only has 542 review & 11 critic reviews. stop acting like people care about a show when nobody wants to see it

[@catbert2412]

@@Jace-uw6ml couldn't even get more views thatn the acolyte nor ahsoka 2 shows that let's face it bombed

[@Jace-uw6ml]

@@catbert2412 you guys love to throw rotten tomatoes under the bus whenever it supports your argument. People liked the show, and it was the number one watched show on Disney plus for the majority of its runtime plus it had a higher viewer retention rate than even wandavision, which mean millions of people were watching and continued to watch every week. I know it’s hard for you to hear, but the world doesn’t revolve around your opinion in this tiny corner of the internet. It’s okay to be wrong, because at the end of the day you don’t speak for everyone. That’s life.

[@Jace-uw6ml]

@@catbert2412 also since when does idmb watch list have any merit in the quality of a show 🤣🤣 let’s face that it’s never used as a valid point of discussion because literally no one does that. You’re clawing at the air to come up with statistics that you’ve barely done any research on because your head canon is enough for you. It took one minute of article searching to find that Agatha All Along had slightly less viewers than the Acolyte *in the first 7 days* but was more well received and the amount of viewers increased by margins of 35% frequently. I implore you to do some research - these points you’re making don’t actually merit if a show is good or bad. You’re just using them to fuel a biased and uneducated standpoint.

[@bloodrunsclear]

So the villainous evil murderer...has a Trans Lives Matter flag in his bed room Weird flex

[@TiredOfThisCrapMan]

Disney basically saying women with power act like blood thirsty animals when questioned or slightly inconvenienced, didn’t see that coming.

[@dashampelstielzchen1239]

They spoke truth by calling that out.

[@raygonzales8720]

Maybe this entire show was a shot at Kennedy?

[@Jace-uw6ml]

@@TiredOfThisCrapMan Your type is all too quick to jab in your despise of women

[@TiredOfThisCrapMan]

@ There was a literal montage of “women with power” or witches being “slightly inconvenienced” by not having the road appear so they get “questioned” about not being real witches and their first thought was I’ll be a “blood thirsty animal” and kill Agatha but yes go on and white knight kid.

[@TiredOfThisCrapMan]

@ There was a literal montage of “women with power” or witches being “slightly inconvenienced” by not having the road appear so they get “questioned” about not being real witches and their first thought was I’ll be a “blood thirsty animal” and delete Agatha but yes go on and white knight kid.

[@betag24cn]

as a marvel fan, i do not understand why anyone would want this to exist the best part is it is over

[@marhawkman303]

yeah, every aspect it borrowed from the comics is RUINED.

[@GideonRavenor712]

Yea, I don't get it either. I've yet to hear any real explanation as to why we should care about Agatha particularly, since she's supposed to be the primary draw of the show. If we watched Wandavision, why do we want her to succeed? If we watched this why do we want her to succeed? She mass-murdered, cheated and tricked countless people across centuries for power! Her bad luck was biting off more than she could chew with Wanda, that has not changed.

[@odindarkll3706]

Kevin Fiege wanted this to happen.

[@MamaMOB]

Yeah no one does. Hence why it's got shit views. No one is watching this crap except for people reviewing it to tell us how crappy it is.

[@MamaMOB]

​@@odindarkll3706fair.

[@tayman9011]

you are with out a doubt my favorite dude bro

[@raferuddle6695]

Yay, another! Just what I needed this afternoon.

[@insensitive919]

Imagine if the Hulk really showed up and smashed everybody at the end. 8 boring episodes but then it subverts your expectations. Everybody would be talking about this show. They could at least do their weird stories in a cool way.

[@Flerfy_McDerpington]

🤣😂😄😅

[@irishnotsane9365]

I knew it could get worse, I didn’t expect it to get even worse and that singing should be banned under the Geneva Conventions

[@Relugus]

But what if Israelis do it, then you're not allowed to complain.

[@tomaszrychlewski4574]

She-Hulk showing up out of nowhere and stomping out Agatha and the Dybuk would be a satisfying ending and would make as much sense as the entire show.

[@MaztRPwn]

Nothing in this show made any damn sense. I have never seen an entire show about evil people waffling on trying to kill each other but not finishing the job for some dumb reason.

[@Rahab198]

This episode really needed Ghostrider, to rock up. Nicolas Cage would have hit the spot.

[@Elhao]

Disparu's not planning to let the "going in a circle, like a ring" thing go anytime soon. xD

[@mirzasharamova-if7qq]

This deserves so many more subs!

[@ninja-mouse]

13:50 is a good summary of what is going wrong these days. Words are more important than actions. You used a bad word, so we have the right to destroy your life. As someone from the "Sticks and Stones Break My Bones" generation, I can only shake my head.

[@joebro2670]

Its weird that ALL the witches are so easily insulted into committing murder

[@babbit09]

18:37 so is nobody going to point out how Disney put that flag behind the ghost of a woman who effectively "undid" herself? I can't tell if it's accidental or someone at Disney is secretly incredibased.

[@JoeOvercoat]

Subtitle: “Make Burning Witches Great Again” But isn’t it odd that in a world where inclusion is the most important thing, that the mythical character of the witch is painted as being universally evil.

[@HonkHonkler]

AH, PERFECT timing lol. What an amazing day lol.

[@skylx0812]

Reminds a little of the end of the one segment from Twilight Zone: The Movie. After a woman confronts the bratty kid with super powers she gets him to vanquish his nightmarish play world where he was holding people captive to a misty void. I forget what was the point of the two of them strolling off together. A little like what was the point of this show.

[@coyoteone6197]

In the Twilight Zone case, it was just to give the story a more definite end point than the original short story it was based on.

[@slyc5920]

So they just tried to justify why she's evil... Yep i give up

[@RantingRamsay]

... No female character who is a villain is ever that way from being evil. It is always the fault of someone else (usually a man) and the things the female does are completely justified because muh male oppression. This is the "new normal", all started by that god-awful Broadway play "Wicked" and its inexplicable popularity.

[@V_i_vi_an]

no? Agatha remains evil the whole show, she only has a soft spot for Billy because he reminds her of Nicholas Scratch. You guys didn't watch the show you're ripping apart.

[@slyc5920]

@@V_i_vi_an Nor did I claim to watch it or have any intention to watch it. I wasn't going to waste my time watching a series that doesn't shouldn't even exist except because of a gimmicky song.

[@V_i_vi_an]

@@slyc5920 You think the show was conceived after the song and no the other way around? Sure. And why shouldn't exist? The magical corner of the MCU is practically empty aside from Doctor Strange, this show is very needed, especially now that Dr Doom is coming, being a very powerful magic user himself and Wanda still dead. You probably just saw it was about witches and made up your mind, let's be real.

[@slyc5920]

@@V_i_vi_an You are absolutely delusional. When even Dr. Strange 2 and Wandavision don't even feel like they connect. Especially since they cut Strange from the show because of reasons. This show was based on a song. They have even admitted this, this is the reason why this is a semi-musical. I didn't watch it because of the marketing, the fact that they give up the twist in the trailer, and the fact that this leads to no plan that they DON'T HAVE! I am not wasting my time to be excited about a show that doesn't have anything really that feels connected. That is what Phase 4&5 has really been. I could've been interested if the magical universe of marvel was made to be more interesting. Because, let's be honest it really hasn't.

[@Some_Really_Random_Dude.]

This show is making an argument in favour of the inquisition. Which at this point we really should have expected.

[@mediablindspots]

What you seem to have overlooked is that Wiccan (Spoilers!) has a magical Rick cloak, from which he can draw any object that is currently needed in terms of moving the plot forward

[@yourfeedYT]

Millions of dallors worth of budgiting that should of went towards creating better CGI in the future marvel movies.

[@XthegreatwhyX]

Bad CGI isn't due to budget constraints, but continuous rewrites.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

@@XthegreatwhyX And constant frivolous design changes.

[@Grivehn]

Or towards something actually meaningful, like education, hospitals, veterans, battling inflation... Hollywood can burn.

[@MemoristCed]

​@@Grivehn As if that money were destined for anything other than the Money Machine.

[@DanWestErupt]

I love that the Salem Seven got the Knights of Ren treatment! 🤣

[@ashesmoria5902]

Peanut didn't die for this madness...

[@JosephTerracina-c7l]

After seeing all nine of Disparu's review, I'm honestly confused about who is the hero of this show. Every character is unlikable and evil. I give props to Disparu for making this entertaining.

[@MamaMOB]

How absolutely insulting is it to women who've suffered miscarriages and sudden infant death to say that a decade with your child isn't a gift? Isn't death being kind. This show is not only evil it's insulting to women!

[@Jace-uw6ml]

How many calories did you burn jumping that ignorant conclusion?

[@Jace-uw6ml]

@@MamaMOB I was thinking about this last night randomly because of how absurd it truly was. I laughed quite a bit. To be clear - this is just your head canon. It’s not real, and that’s not any part of the show. Agatha losing her son stuck with her for centuries and always will, he was the light of her life and she was grateful more than anything for the time she got with him. Her look of relief when Death offered more time and how much she loved her son is an obvious tell for that. (I’m assuming you missed all that based on what you said, and that you didn’t even watch the show, there’s much more). But you’re saying…because she grieved for her son, she wasn’t grateful for him and didn’t see him as a gift and it’s a slap in the face for women?? Can you even explain how that makes any sense?? Absolutely unhinged. Have fun with your crazy head canons, but you definitely don’t speak for women with those.

[@jamesmetcalf5597]

How sweet, Agatha's kid is such a polite piece of evil filth how he does his villainous power hungry mommy proud.

[@BreakingPhobia103]

Death and agatha were never an item in the comics. What is this??

[@rogerborg]

The comics primarily written by men, for men? Why would those have anything to do with the M-She-U?

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Take a guess.

Garbage.

[@Jace-uw6ml]

@@rogerborgnot the gender gatekeeping. Go back to the 1940s. The world never did revolve around you

[@Rahab198]

They were never an item in the comics. Because Death loves it big and Purple.

[@AkuTenshiiZero]

Y'know if you're gonna do a plot twist at the end of a story, it helps if the reveal isn't infinitely more boring than the charade. The idea of a magical alternate reality that tests and rewards witches is actually an interesting concept if they put in any effort to fleshing it out, but instead the twist is just super boring and mundane by comparison.

[@sita9071]

I just find it funny that Agatha is going up against actually decent comedies like The Bear and Abbott Elementary. This show felt more like a drama, tbh.

[@rogerborg]

I actually had no idea what you were talking about until I got to the part where it had been put up for a "comedy" award. Wow.

[@catbert2412]

so was agatha running from death when giving birth or is she just too dumb to realize she should probably be in a bed somewhere to have the baby? seemed like she didn't know death was after the kid so not sure what she was running from

[@rogerborg]

_Don't know!_

[@leonnunhofer3453]

Responsibility. Women most of the time run from responsibility 🤷‍♂️

[@a.nonymouse]

No wonder the bible says, "THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE."

[@marhawkman303]

Well, that's actually an awkward translation... It's actually talking about people who use potions to fatally poison others. Which yeah... is kinda treated as equal to "dark magic" but it's not magic by modern standards. It's an odd thing to translate that way, as there IS a different thing that actually deals with what we would call magic... and that penalty is actually just banishment. Yeah, it's the MURDER that makes it a crime worthy of death. Not the magic.

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

2:17 You missed out on years of not knowing about the "Superb Owl" problem?

[@eerielamp]

Disgraceful. There was no Owl 😔

[@Sayquidnidly]

I'm not an actor. I cannot act. That being said. This was fucking rough to watch.

[@ggrarl]

When has being unable to act ever stopped someone from becoming an actor nowadays?

[@odindarkll3706]

As another atrocious actor said: "Weird, weird!"

[@V_i_vi_an]

Calling Patty Lupone a bad actor is literally insane.

[@Jace-uw6ml]

Me when I lie (you didn’t watch this 😂) no one who did is actually here. Patti lupone objectively performed amazingly, amongst others like Kathryn Hahn especially during her birthing scene (which I’m sure you haven’t watched)

[@odindarkll3706]

Wanda having evil children? Who am I supposed to root for? The curse was the only true hero of this show, after all.

[@Relugus]

Chthon created Wanda, thus Chthon created Vision and the children.

[@robertjackson2700]

Let's make Salem great again 🤣 Good one

[@KitsuneAdorable]

If you're writing a manga or a comic book, then you can write by the seat of your pants. (Meaning create the plot(s) as you go on) but with a television series that doesn't work. While these writers are very bad at what they do, they're pretty good at making everyone confused as to what the hell is going on plot and story wise. 🤦🏻‍♀Why was Agatha so convinced that she would get power from the Witches Road, when she knew it was bull shit? When her kid created the song, including Agatha having no intention of making it real deal? We know she's a power hungry toad, but this show and its plot line still makes no bloody sense. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀

[@Sayquidnidly]

Thanks for your service.

[@PersonallyPerhaps]

Wow 2 uploads in one week whooooo!

[@johndarksouls4566]

We need Guts from Berserk to Chop Agatha

[@DavidByrden1]

"What is the entertainment in watching people I despise be worse than I could possibly imagine.....?" That CAN be entertaining. Macbeth, for example, has despicable murderous protagonists. Game of Thrones has deplorable people, yet we find some of them watchable. And I think the reason is this: we know what they want, and we know what is physically possible for them. We are shocked when they break society's rules (e.g. murder a whole wedding party) but we always knew it was POSSIBLE to murder a wedding party. But in "Agatha", we are almost never aware of what's possible. The rules of magic are rarely spelled out in advance. We often learn that things are possible only by seeing them happen. We can't think "Wow, she went THERE" because we didn't know there WAS a "there". For example, at the end, Agatha becomes a ghost. Er.... is that unusual? Can everybody choose it, or has she achieved something difficult? Is it WORTH being a ghost? Is she now poweful or powerless? WE DON'T KNOW. It's like being in an antique shop, unable to estimate the value or meaning of the curios.

[@ChiadikaobiExcellent]

Really you didn't understand why she became a ghost, ok I'll break it down 1. she doesn't want to face Nicky after destroying his memory with the con of the witches road. 2. Her deal with death to get Billy to surrender and when she dies she doesn't see Rio It's like Agatha said a calculated risk.

[@DavidByrden1]

@@ChiadikaobiExcellent I asked four questions about Agatha being a ghost. You didn't answer a single one of them.

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

I hate how they ended the show with Billy and Agatha in good terms and even becoming friends, did he forget that evil woman tried to kill him more than once? That she used him to try to kill his real mother? Billy refuses to see Wanda as his mother but he accepts Agatha as his adviser? Also I think he should at least have told the truth to Rebecca and Jeff (William’s parents) about what happened, he says that they are his parents instead of Wanda and Vision but he never told them that he is not William because deep down they know if he did they would be angry or sad and feel betrayed because their real son was dead for 3 years and they had no idea

[@V_i_vi_an]

I mean, his options are sending Agatha to the afterlife or have her around harmless as a ghost and his personal mentor to become powerful. I'd pick the second.

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

@ I wouldn’t say she is harmless as a ghost, she can still move things and her mother as a ghost could possess people so maybe with time Agatha will as well, and I don’t think Billy would need her help to become more powerful he already is more powerful than her

[@jimsteinmanfan80]

She-Hulk was the same. It started with her trying to kill a couple of dudes for following her out of a bar and ended in her being arrested before she realised that her incredible powers could be used for purely selfish reasons and help her completely avoid accountability for her actions. Feminists are of course applauding this.

[@The_Vaperion]

She hulk wasn’t even trying to kill anyone😅 all she did was get angry and turn into her hulk form and that was her first time doing so🤦 I swear people always trying to find something

[@jimsteinmanfan80]

Ok@@The_Vaperion so you draw the line for who are villains at "do they try to purposfully murder innocents"? She's throwing cars around, demolishing buildings, throwing people five meters up in the air, slamming and punching them into walls while having no clue if that will kill them (in all likelyhood it would have)... Complete disregard for people and property, lying without remorse, in short a clear villain.

[@The_Vaperion]

@@jimsteinmanfan80 your saying that like she’s throwing cars at innocent people, the one you could argue would be daredevil but in Jen’s eyes he was someone dressed in a devil suit attacking her client, and for property damage almost every superhero has destroyed property but I guess she hulk is just so different that she’s a villain now, and at least she felt bad about it afterwards

[@jimsteinmanfan80]

Sure lots of super folk have unfortunate collateral damage @@The_Vaperion , when saving lives or stopping crime, not because they are angry and simple lash out in frustration. Sure some heroes have done bad things like Quicksilver, Black widow and Songbird, but that have been as part of a redemption arc where they have acknowledged their wrongdoings and woved to better themselves. Peter Parker failed to stop a burglar once who went on to kill his uncle and it has bothered him ever since so other heroes don't take such things lightly. She-hulk does none of that and would just have been arrested again if she didn't go outside of the MCU to get the writers to save her. Like other feminists she refuses to take accountability for any of her actions. She completely wrecked poor Bruce's lair when he was only trying to help her because she thought she knew much better than him not accepting his vast experience of being gamma powered.

[@The_Vaperion]

@@jimsteinmanfan80 brother you like the people that she hulk was making fun of, first off she- hasn’t destroyed something just to destroy it, that beach house was a combined effort of both Bruce and Jen basically having a kitty fight(not just Jen), and when you say she “wasn’t taking responsibility for her actions”, she literally had all her information stolen and doxxed at a public gala, not to mention they also showed a non consented porno in front of everyone including her parents, and all she did was simply destroy the screen which caused no one actually danger

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Disparu: "We need the Hulk to come in and pound his face." Hulkling *appears* Wiccan: "No, this will lead to the wrong kind of pounding." Honestly, I thought this show might be boring but I didn't expect it to be THIS boring. I didn't know much of Wiccan before but after Agatha I actually wanna know less about him. Because like this, he just isn't very interesting. The twist with the Road being a scam is kinda interesting, I just wish it was done differently. A way to ultimate power which is actually just the scam of a thousand year old magic parasite? Yeah, I can dig that. Can't dig Agatha Harkness though. That character doesn't interest me at all. Same with the Road Summoning Ritual. As I said: trap for magical people? That can work. If only it was done better. I simply expect more from an ancient witch. The fact that Agatha's entire scheme relies on holding hands in a circle and insulting people until they want to blast her doesn't paint her as smart....it paints her as pathetic. Give them the Illusion that it's working. Make them believe that the road really is there. Where's the spectacle? The fact that so many witches could get drained so goddamn easily also doesn't paint a good picture of them. All of Witchkind apparantly seems to be really easy to anger.

[@gboy1973]

i am not the most handsome man... but has anyone noticed the uglification of hollywood. ???

[@sofakingcrazy1]

It's pretty interesting that Disparu says he wants the Hulk to come in and smash Wiccan's face. That is, given Wiccan's boyfriend's name in the comics, and obviously what he looks like.

[@IwonaKlich]

He just a grifter. Know nothing...

[@sofakingcrazy1]

@@IwonaKlich That's fine. I don't care if he doesn't believe what he says. I don't require that from my entertainers.

[@HaydenFPlaysVODS]

7:20 along this lonely road I walk alone along these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams

[@RealRushinRussian]

You know, there's a bad show, and then there's a show for which writers and producers need to be prosecuted for this sort of messaging in mainstream media.

[@andywarda1481]

I didn't expect this to be any good, but I had no idea this would be so insultingly bad. This is somehow worse than The Acolyte. That was just dull bad writing. This straight up insults my intelligence, and I feel that much stupider for just watching the reviews. There is nothing redeeming about this dumpster fire.

[@Zara-Bari]

The really amazing thing is that Disney is so committed to making the titular character into a guest star of their own show that they managed to push even Agatha aside to make this goober magic boy child into the functional main character that causes everything to happen and around whom the entire plot actually revolves.

[@tyrael303]

Ah yes the episode where someone finally shows them the way to Amarillo 😂

[@silastipton9982]

I love these are supposedly different witches across time and yet they all do the same attack

[@peteypiranalover]

0:39 Define worst? Madison was annoying and pointless. She didn't destroy other characters, the show, or continuity. Maybe she was the worst on a pointless scale but that is debatable. She Hulk plot and characters were terrible throughout but Maddison worst in MCU is tough pill to swallow. Definitely doesn't help this show though

[@hirudinaria]

I agree. There are way worse characters including Big Green Jen herself 😂😂

[@jeniferclemente1252]

I still appreciate the “montage” clips 😆

[@Jokerwysiwyg]

The witches reaction is like Hollywood, criticism is met with attacks.

[@MajorSmurf]

"They're all interesting enough to have their own story?"... Yeah I'm going to bet you in four weeks time, if you ask this so called son the name of the Asian character he wouldn't know it. Actually does anyone know it, without googling? I can easily remember more about side characters in shows I haven't watched in years, but every week I come here for these reviews and I forget entire episodes because nothing worth remembering happens. Even TV Willow, The Acolyte, Echo, ROP and so on I remember more about, sure maybe its because they are more trash but that means that Agatha is even worse as it's unmemorable trash. I have a generally good memory for shows, books and so on where if I see a picture I can recall names, plot points and so on but not for this show... apart from Agatha. I can't for the life of me remember the old witch, candle eating witch or red hair Asian chick name.

[@GH-ub7qz]

that is their names... isn't it?

[@babbit09]

Comically of the "coven" I only remember Alice, Rio, and Sharon's names, but give me a week or two and they'll elude my memory as well. While checking if Disparu had new videos the other day, I saw his (then) latest Agatha video and went "Wait, I don't remember there being that many episodes already," so I did a mental redo of the episodes before giving up and searching for the episode list, finding out I had COMPLETELY forgotten all about episode 1

[@MajorSmurf]

@@babbit09 Yep I had that same feeling like last week or two... I legit thought we were on Ep4 when I saw Disparu's review for EP6 pop into my feed. I was like wait 6... checked through my history and I had watched the previous reviews and I know I watched them all because I always watch his reviews. All I can remember is the very few broad strokes of plot points happening in this show so I think because nothing of note happens in most of them I just combine several eps in my head as one. I legit think you can tell what they told in nine in about 3 or 4.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

I only remember Mrs. Hart. And she isn't even a witch.

[@GH-ub7qz]

@@johannesseyfried7933 reds wife

[@nekotheliar6393]

A warlock is not a male witch. A wizard is. A warlock is someone who's power is not their own and was acquired though a deal with the devil or as people commonly call them. Someone that has a magical sugar daddy

Wizardry and witchcraft are usually depicted as fundamentally different though.

[@kingcosworth2643]

All those medieval African Europeans, history is filled with examples

[@Zennsunni]

I notice that Agatha’s witch power resembles Dr Who does it not, especially during the montage

[@gummboote]

The whole thing is like Russell T Davies' Doctor Who at its worst, all big splashing lights and loud music, and characters saying "Ha! This is how powerful I am, and I win!" - "No! I have SUPER-magic power, so I WIN!"

[@americanhero1234]

Dude bro sport in America is "American Football"

[@rogerborg]

Only Redcoats quality sportsball with "American".

[@cameronlowery7180]

Just what I needed 🗣️

[@iJobama]

Thanks for the review Famous Dude Bro

[@maxthebestboy71]

They also never tied up the stuff with Agatha's mom or the salem seven.

[@JayMaverick]

Drusilla from Buffy, I know right? She's the spitting image. Just watched Buffy recently like wait Drusilla looks exactly like Aubrey Plaza.