The Acolyte Review WORST Star Wars Story so Far! Episode 7 Season 1

Star Wars The Acolyte Review of Season 1 Episode 7 for Leslye Headlands $180 Million Disney+ Star Wars Show. This is a flashback episode of Star Wars The Acolyte where we find out about the witches from the Jedi perspective. But as The Acolyte was portrayed by Leslye Headland as a deep complex moral dilemma where the Jedi and Sith were not just good vs evil. Does this episode prove her statements true? Or Is The Acolyte just another show proving the Jedi are the good guys, and the Sith are evil. Is The Acolyte worth watching?
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Star Wars The Acolyte Review of Season 1 Episode 7 where we get a flashback to explain the plot holes. Except the plot holes just get worse and now the previous episodes don't make sense too. Surprisingly most of The Acolyte episode 3 was just confirmed, even the stupid parts of the plot. Everyone was making up theories and excuses to try and make the show better but no, we overestimated the writers once more. In fact all of the interviews about the show being morally complex, challenging, and shown from the sith perspective. None of this has happened. The Sith are entirely evil, the Jedi entirely good, and while that's how it should be. It's very strange that wasn't the intention of the show and they lucked into it. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@sketchtherapy1218]

Bro the best thing about The Acolyte is the reviews this stuff is hilarious can't wait to get into this you Little Platoon and Mauler make this garbage awesome.

[@GerardoMadrigalSmiles]

You're toxic

[@brockdavid]

Is it just me or does the Wookie’s feet look faker than usual? I’m surprised that Headland didn’t have her commie space witches do some ‘spirit cooking.’

[@braddl9442]

"grace didnt like it", thats pretty bad.

[@marbles8641]

The whole series is a shit show, and this episode was essily yhe worst one yet, But they're not Sith. Sith is a very specific order of teachings in the usage of the Dark Side of the force. This is jusf a Dark Side sect of witches. (Sorry, calling anyone who uses the Dark Side a Sith really bothers me. Sith is a very specific group and teachings, the opposite of Jedi. There are also Dark Side using Jedi, like Kylo who are called Dark or Fallen Jedi. He was never a Sith) There are more force sects than Jedi and Sith, groups who are light, dark, or even grey.

[@iamtheprotagonist]

Disney: From our perspective, the Jedi are evil. Fans: From our perspective, Disney is evil.

[@JH-il4nv]

Disney (screaming as their stock plummets): Well then you are lost!

[@maybehuman4]

The power of one... the power of two... the power of the hole.

[@The13thRonin]

George Soros: From our perspective you will continue to allow yourselves to be conquered. The sheep will bleat... ... But still be fleeced.

[@tumojitekatotumojitekato423]

Mmmm well i always thought Jedi are as evil as Sith so...

[@Captain-Thievius]

Fans: It's over Disney! We have the Moral High Ground!

[@iamtheprotagonist]

Fans: What makes the Jedi evil? Disney: Their noble intentions.

[@Bleederhosen]

Well, the path to hell is paved with good intentions.

[@croach2194]

Absolutely. Headland thinks good is evil and evil is good. Or maybe she believes there is no difference.

[@10thletter40]

​@@Bleederhosen Which one of the two groups is able to turn into a black dust devil demon and take over people's bodies 😂 The path to hell can also be paved by people who live hellishly.

[@TB-zf7we]

@@croach2194 That is the answer to the riddle of Headland.

[@NeoakiraIV]

They like the YT side You mean light? DARK SIDE LIVES MATTER!!!!

[@L337M4573RK]

Possessing Jedi to attack their friends, mind-manipulating a padawan by preying on their insecurities, manipulating an 8 year old child into using violence, and suddenly turning into a black smoke creature will certainly prove that the Lesbian Space Witches were (somehow) "good", and that the Jedi were (somehow) "evil", right? (Seriously, what the HELL were the writers smoking when they wrote this episode?)

[@psychomammoth9640]

And they continue to portray the witches as good? I fail to see how.

[@L337M4573RK]

@@psychomammoth9640 Only Leslye Headland, with her "special" mind, knows for sure...

[@Hiraghm]

Why not? This is what these people have done in the real world of western civilization... flipped everything on its head so that the good values and mores that made western civilization great are considered evil, and every twisted, perverted idea is moral, instead.

[@Psylove17]

What they were smoking? Clearly just inhaling their own farts

[@kesamek8537]

A huge pile of CIA crack.

[@nadrewod999]

This show has proven two rumors beyond any shadow of a doubt: 1, it is basically impossible for a writer to write a convincing character who is smarter than themselves; and 2, Leslye Headland has a room-temperature IQ...

[@TaoScribble]

To be fair, her interviews prove point two even more than the show does.

[@ryanharo9552]

I'm beginning to think it's room temperature in Celsius, not even Farenheit.

[@maciek3891d]

@@ryanharo9552 you beat me to it

[@Helena-me6mp]

@@ryanharo9552 funny, ive never thought about that. i always assumed celsius, but maybe thats because mine really is in °c

[@sk8rz2]

room temperature IQ in celsius… moronic series

[@cousinbryan3007]

Gets bored hiking for seven weeks. Spends ten years meditating in silence. Sure. Why not?🙄

[@korimiller379]

Well yeah, but he was home now so it's fine. The white boy introvert clearly needs to remove himself in shame.

[@turinreza]

The rich white boy just felt entitled to go home

[@craigjacks588]

He was mastering the patience he clearly lacked. And then he became so patient that he wanted someone to kill him out of boredom...I think. I have no idea what is going on in that then-padawan's mind other than a lesbian space witch telling him that he just wants to go home.

[@coyoteone6197]

And at some point in between, this whiny dullard finds the drive and motivation to become a Master Jedi in six years.

[@JohnPaulWalshy]

And he's not even back on Coruscant like he wanted, he's meditating on Olega. 🤡

[@Moon-nk3co]

It’s gonna be the worst Star Wars Story until the next Star Wars story. The bar is so low yet they still manage to trip over it

[@henryspiers8578]

......trip under

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

The bar is so low it's in another dimension

[@stevek28]

They might as well hire 2 Disparu subs to write a show. Nevermind. Those subs would write a better Star Wars show than Disney has so far (besides Andor and 2 seasons of Mandolorian.)

[@NeoakiraIV]

Bar so low it’s in the negative top -10

[@GenesisBoi]

The bar is so low satan can see it

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

"I just wanted to go home. I thought it was doing the right thing." *downs poison and dies from stupidity*

[@biffdakid]

Dude was high on spice and thought it was blue milk

[@jaanzi4347]

To be fair, if I had to be in this show, I'd willingly drink poison too.

[@jeffreyfrey1936]

It's obvious: Jedi Curly took the poison because he *still* hadn't made it back to Coruscant.

[@upstatelee18]

Either that or the receding hairline.

[@MrDavidGustav]

> Osha is Leslie > Maye is her sister > Qimir is Harvey Weinstein

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

*NAILED IT!*

[@Velocity_420]

Which is Leslie Headlands former boss💀💀💀

[@jahwehsbsideandrarities6162]

Leslie is Sol and Qimir, think about it she picked Amandla for this role before it was even done, and she wrote both these characters to be obsessed with the child and adult versions of her character. Leslie writes what she knows.

[@AllenSteadham]

I think Leslie is Maye.

[@smakfu1375]

Good. Goooood. Let the Weinstein flow through you.

[@Ninjaz1432]

The fact that they quite literally worship a plot hole is kind of funny.

[@kylekatarn5964]

Meta and hilarious

[@Ninjaz1432]

@@kylekatarn5964 I would question if the writers did it on purpose, but I can tell by the rest of the show they don’t have the brain capacity for it.

[@kylekatarn5964]

@Ninjaz1432 I agree. Serendipitous owning of themselves is quite delicious though.

[@willfilmon182]

If the hole is deep then that's where I'd throw this show.

[@kentonbaird1723]

seriously..... i's a hole. It's a gods damned hole... That was somebody's great idea. A hole.

[@clarity2199]

"That's why I have a padawan and you don't." She was SO GOOD at training this padawan that he placed himself in a trance for 16 years and finally gets out of the trance to drink poison and off himself. Yeah.....what a great f*cking teacher she was!

[@craigjacks588]

So the Jedi really didn't do anything wrong. The Space Witches attacked the Jedi with their magic powers, took over the then-Padawan's mind and coerced him into making a hasty decision, took over the Wookie's mind and forced him into trying to kill his allies, died when their connection to the one they were mind-controlling was severed, and Evil Twin really did almost get Good Twin killed by setting their home on fire...even though it was all stone, metal, and non-flammable materials. Such stunning and brave writing.

[@AAX1975]

Indara was able to kill an entire coven of witches with her mind...yet got taken out by a steel dagger thrown by a weak force user. Jeezus.

[@clairemadeinheaven]

I'm good with that because Indara's compassion killed her, which is one of the Jedi's weakness imo

[@orionbelt4013]

​@@clairemadeinheavenbut the main problem is that she's highly skilled in the force as a master. Dagger thrown by such a pathetic assassin should've been stopped or deflected by her powers. Its baffling how that scene played out. There should've been no scenario in where she loses to her.

[@wadereynoldsdeadpool5768]

Not this Jedi cause I'd not have taken my eyes off Mae ​@@clairemadeinheaven

[@TheLikenessOfNormal]

@@orionbelt4013 Biggest issue is that Indara didn't do enough against May. She was passive the entire fight when she could've disarmed May and snapped her arm like a twig before she could hurt a single person. Indara was actively not compassionate in that scene. Legends did have a weird battle with Jacen Solo taking out Mara Jade, but in the moment she was about to kill him he used to force to project an image of HER OWN SON over himself to make her hesitate for a single moment and counter-attack. Like fuck, it woulda been cool if she had a remote crossbow set up to fire at a specific spot and then she lured Indara there, using machines who can't be detected to use traditional ballistics which can't be deflected.

[@jeffreyspinner5437]

Indra was having her period that day. So much hate...

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

"Im on a revenge quest to kill the Jedi who were there when my family and our community were killed." Mae "The Jedi killed your entire community!?!? Thats horrifying!" Sensible person "No. I killed them. The Jedi were there though." Mae Also googling "Star Wars Acolyte characters" is a treat. The protagonist of the show wasnt even on the first row of actors listed.

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

That's because she's not even a character. Even a plank of wood has characteristics and flaws... and a purpose.

[@Fred-gu6pk]

She is getting rid of the witnesses to her culpability. Write what you know

[@aqlanimations4822]

Who is paying for this? Please anyone lol. I don't think your smart if you are. I see in every comment section saying, well this happened. I am like, your actually paying for this show, and more to be made like it. Boy oh boy. No complaining it sucks if you are paying these writers checks lol. NO saying oh well your mean because. I don't care to be honest lol. You can't on any term tell me your smart, defending this show at all. Your paying for a 2 out of 10 show. Go pay for House of the D. If your intelligent, no telling a 2/10, show being nice, means I am the problem lol. I agree with Disparu this is for bankrupt brained individuals, if that offends you, GOOD. If you aren't paying for this, then you shouldn't be upset, don't get those comments at all TBH.

[@aqlanimations4822]

This isn't SW anymore. It's on the realm of some freaking Exorcist show. Definitely need some dangly bits. The Star Blair Witch Wars Story II Attack of the Stupids, for Stupids

[@majorgear1021]

@@annatardlordofderps9181 Even the CW would refuse to carry this show.

[@TheWaterdog6]

THese script writers have to have characters tell you what "Really" happened in movies and shows constantly, because we saw what happened, and they are going to gaslight us. "No it is the Jedi's fault for being their without being hostile and actually being attacked first. They are the evil ones, the girl who literally tried to kill her sister but felt bad after doing it and ran to mommy to come fix it as her mothers are aggressively threatening two people with their weapons, and then turns into some kind of dark cloud, They are innocent. It is the Jedi's fault."

[@BookishStephanie]

Every time I think Disney Star Wars has hit rock bottom, they find a trap door.

[@seanpgallagher22ify]

“…a trap”!

[@Mental_Toss_Flycoon]

"ThE pOwEr Of MaNy" *all die instantaneously as a group Welp.....

[@brockdavid]

Teamwork share victory and defeat. Commie Space witches share utter and complete failure, based.

[@Black_Revue]

Emperor Palpatine: (Goat Laugh)

[@majorgear1021]

Just like real communism.

[@jeremyallen5974]

"Oops." - Nick Parker, Command and Conquer: Renegade

[@-Ryu]

Next time they want to do their weird cult stuff, don't misuse the pose of Hadouken.

[@majorgear1021]

Osha’s parents discovered the Thread while studying spiders in Amazon….

[@davidpa9266]

Leslie discovered the thread while offering women to Harvey Weinstein.

[@davidpa9266]

Leslie discovered the thread while locking women in Harvey Weinstein's office

[@ThePhoenixScribe]

..right before they died.

[@misha7626]

The funny thing is, other episodes have shown us travel between Coruscant and any other place in the galaxy takes about 2 seconds; if Torbin was so homesick he could have went there, watched his favorite show and returned back before any of the other jedi even noticed.

[@biffdakid]

He's going through spice withdraw

[@SunchaserKandri]

So, we're supposed to hate the Jedi for...entirely reasonable self-defense?

[@UltimateDeliciousPie]

Turning into a huge evil smoke monster to just say, Osha chose the Jedi. Is a bit like waving a gun at child protection services and then wondering why the police are shooting you.

[@davfree9732]

Also, that last bit of gaslighting when she says... "I was going to let her go with you..." Should have told them that from the start, would have saved by letting the Jedi know she's okay with Osha leaving... Except she wasn't really and allowed the situation to deteriorate. Only saying what she did to cast doubt in Sol's mind and make him question himself which would hurt his focus on the force and make him an easier target. Fortunately all the Witches were killed when they threaded together to hard and were then forced out of the Wookie. It's exactly what happens when you tell a Wokers "No." They think their dying only in the Acolyte they pushed the idea a bit further.

[@KoshoShinogi]

@@UltimateDeliciousPie Given the context and what we later see the Zabrak mother do, I think it's safe to say that she was attempting to magic her daughter away from what was about to become a dangerous situation. That is, until Master Sol says "I don't know what it is you're doing, mother of that child who I've known for a day, so I guess I'll just kill you".

[@rosssoyka860]

In those backwards coven cultures they gotta save face all the time before they agree

[@psychomammoth9640]

I still don’t understand why she just randomly turned into a smoke monster, that was very stupid.

[@ericyen763]

Sorry Leslye that we cannot relate to adult characters having creepy designs over children while everyone else around either enables or turns a blind eye. Acolyte of Harvey she is.

[@smoketinytom]

Having a black woman go out with Death by Cop is a wild way to go in Star Wars…

[@jeffzeiler346]

But it fits well with the criminally homicidal, fatherless black children motif, so ..

[@latetotheparty7551]

Damn. I was so blinded by how dumb that whole encounter was, I missed that obvious parallel. Wow! 😂

[@littleluxia]

Underrated comment

[@parapoliticos52]

It's ok he is a minority too.. Question.. Why do human subcategories exist in SW when they specifically evolved on earth 50 to 100,000 years ago?

[@master11050]

@@parapoliticos52 Star Wars takes place in the past, not the future. Those aren't humans from earth. "A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away."

[@catbert2412]

All this time they kept saying jedi go around kidnapping kids yet now we clearly see they weren’t even on this planet looking for the kids. They stumbled upon them & asked to test them. Then only after one said she wanted to go with the jedi did they consider taking her. Again how are they evil?

[@biffdakid]

Because there not the space witches of course, the witches are the good ones because there all women and worship a hole

[@RobinMcBeth]

You seem to not understand that these writers don't have a moral compass.

[@thespider8782]

they're evil because............ they're evil obviously

[@natp8387]

'I don't tell my padawan answers to ease his mind, I let him stew over not having information he can't possibly get'. So you train people to turn to the dark side in sheer frustration because you're a crap teacher then, lady? No wonder he's a twit. His teacher doesn't teach. The rest of this episode just reminded me of one thing: Remember when an aged Obi Wan Kenobi sliced a dude's hand off for pulling a blaster? I miss when Jedi weren't complete wussies.

[@gabbycotto4024]

>Mae really did try to kill OSHA for no reason >Horny Mommy is the one to talk her into it >Diverse Mommy tried to kill Mae cuz she’s innately evil & will ruin OSHA life if left alive >Sol attacked in reflexive defense of a child >Coven died of strain controlling one Wookie How are the witches victims of anything but their own arrogance & possessiveness? How are the Jedi evil for at most jumping the gun against child abusers & seeming-murderous shadow dust monsters? I’d say these people need morality coaches, but given how they behave IRL, just chuck them straight to jail.

[@Zac15]

Liberation Theology. Any amount of evil is justified as long as the perpetrators of that evil are the victims of oppression. The Jedis are the oppressors. They forced the witches to resort to this evil by using their power and privilege to subject the galaxy to their morality. These people are lunatics. They are being given positions of power all throughout the western world by a global corporate banking oligarchy. They will commit unbelievable atrocities if given the opportunity

[@Gozokukolat]

More like a wood chipper.

[@psychomammoth9640]

Less lesbian space witches to deal with the better.

[@craigjacks588]

The Jedi wanting to take one or both of their magic children triggered the space witches so badly that they did something self-destructive, so I think the argument is that the Jedi are the bad guys because if they weren't there and left this possibly Dark Side cult alone, they wouldn't have put themselves in a situation where they would have died. Though they are still the ones responsible for their own deaths by mind-controlling a Jedi master, so I have no sympathy for that. Its like a crazy person shooting themselves in the head while screaming, "This is all your fault!"

[@gdegde4406]

>Diverse Mommy tried to kill Mae cuz she’s innately evil & will ruin OSHA life if left alive I didn't watch the show, but from what I've seen in the review it looked like "turning into a smoke monster" is an escape tactics. I presume, she saw her scared child and wanted to take her to a less intense environment.

[@thetruth45678]

Jedi Master: "You must eat padawan." Jedi Knight: "Aw, but we had padawan last night!"

[@latetotheparty7551]

Better than the show! 😂

[@coyoteone6197]

Commas save Padawans. 😂

[@account01289]

Lol this made me chuckle 😂

[@joesmutz9287]

Padawan today, padawan yesterday, and blimy if it doesn't look like padawan tomorrow

[@Steroyd666]

That scene where the mother got stabbed was so dumb, imagine Thanos did the snap everyone is dissolving Thor comes in and stabs Thanos, then Thanos goes "I'm saving half the universe" and then Thor feels remorse and goes "what have I done!?" and then starts playing Fortnite in depression and gets fat. The Jedi did nothing wrong, the writers have no concept of self defense.

[@RobinMcBeth]

It's even worse. They have no concept of good and evil.

[@MichaelB-jw5po]

Wait, so Tommen was willing to betray the Jedi Order and his oath just because he was sick of camping out in the woods for 2 months?

[@bryanbabcock6012]

I knew I recognized that dude! Everytime I saw “Torbin” I was like, “Why does he look so familiar?” Then you called him “Tommen”, and it instantly clicked where I saw him from.🤣🤣

[@AncestorEmpire1]

Padme: It gets better, right? Right? Arnold: WRONG!

[@SammEater]

"How embarassing." -Yoda.

[@steveouk90126]

*John Matrix

[@AncestorEmpire1]

@@steveouk90126 also John Matrix: “I Lied!”

[@near--zero]

Let off some steam, leslie

[@casbyness]

"If so powerful are you, why write like shit must you do?" - Yoda Baggins, Chief Spider of the Jedi Magic Circle

[@RG-ps1mc]

Do you know why a boat floats, but stone explodes?

[@DH-xw6jp]

The power of maAaAAaaany.

[@carole5933]

Idiotic writers.

[@carole5933]

Idiotic writers.

[@FullFNCode]

water

crazy space lesbian cult.

[@AdamIsUrqed]

Big Fuzz with the metal detector reminded me of Spaceballs combing the desert.

[@kylekatarn5964]

"We ain't found shit!"

[@chindleymuffin]

​@@kylekatarn5964 the guy who says that is Tim Russ, who played Tuvok in Star Trek Voyager. It was one of his earliest roles in Hollywood.

[@kaykutcher2103]

​@@kylekatarn5964 "Sith".

[@kylekatarn5964]

@@kaykutcher2103 lol

[@AlphaAurora]

Lets see what we "learnt" 1) Mae still is the cause of fire, AND the explosions too! 2) Sol only killed head witch AFTER she appears to attack, and she tries to kill Mae without explaining anything! 3) other mother gets disarmed in quick order 4) Other witches posess the wookiee to attack first. Trinity breaking the connection kills them all in hilarious fashion 5) Jedi spend 2 months literally combing the desert, completely ignoring the village or other events 6) Jedi are stupidly emo for no darn reason. Especially Sol 7) Jedi can scan for force vergences with machines, but not sense it in the force themselves. 8) So much for the power of Many. One Jedi just beat them all in mind games

[@EvilDoresh]

The Jedi never forgave themselves for not collecting enough moss.

[@Kahnovitch]

All the padawan had to do was kill the wicked witch, take her ruby slippers and utter the phrase, "There's no place like home."

[@kylemenos]

The problem with that plot is meeting the wizard who can't possible exist given there is not a single man in this universe that is powerful enough for that role.

[@BNuts]

@@kylemenos What about Darth Smiley?

[@dailyencouragementtolovego3836]

That would be more plausible and enjoyable than this tripe!

[@lancebakore497]

​@@BNutshe's not powerful! "The Helmet" makes him powerful. It turns him into "Darth Helmet". Without wearing it for too long he becomes a skinny dipping house maid.

[@DH-Champy]

Never in my wildest fever dreams could I ever have predicted that one day I would witness a Jedi in canon using a metal detector like an 80 year old retiree at the beach...

[@Ceyx000]

To find 'the force'.

[@Ceyx000]

"Beach better have my midichlorians."

[@bethanyh1637]

If only they had some kind of droid that could probe things or something.

[@James_Bee]

Like some kind of "probe droid"? What are you gonna suggest next, that Star Wars should have a "protocol droid"? Nonsense.

[@makcity7850]

So the infamous "Power of Many" is easily defeated by one lone Jedi master and the price to pay is they die?

[@Hiraghm]

I absolutely love that. The very absolute top 100% best of all of Star Wars. I can forgive almost anything if they keep that theme going. Funny how socialist slavers would write that into their show cum treatise.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

Clearly the Jedi did not understand the nuanced communication which the witches use. Turning into a giant evil-looking smoke monster while seemingly causing a kid to slowly start to blow away...is just how the witches say 'Goodbye'. Silly Jedi...

[@FittedSheetGaming]

If I hear "if you don't like it, don't watch it" one more time, I'm gonna set some concrete on fire

[@sdmayday]

If you don't like it, burn it! That's my takeaway from the series.

[@timsellers4946]

Be careful. You might accidentally blow up the building next to the concrete. Because, you know, that’s how fire works.

[@sdmayday]

Open campfire in the midfle of a forrest seems to be okay though. They could have easily burned down the hole planet!

[@purpledragon1945]

I hate that mentality, ignoring a problem only makes it worse

[@86BarbOmega]

thats the disneyshills, they dont want us to ridicule disneys SW

[@lazytyrant9010]

Dark side users: make one Jedi dude sorta succumb to the dark side, ready to do anything to go home..... Turns out he actually ends up acting reasonable despite all that.... Dark side users: make their own daughter succumb to the dark side, ready to burn her own home to the ground and kill her sister in order to stop her sister from leaving..... Dark side users: succumb to the dark side and act hostile and try to start a war over something that could be easily solved with, "No thanks, go away now." Jedi: "Hey your kid seems to be trying to kill your other kid and we are worried for her safety." Dark side user: *Turns demonic* Disney: "The Jedi are the bad guys. Hyuhuk"

[@Crystalgate]

I think this episode accurately represent how the writers feel about oppression. The witches are being oppressed because they simple are oppressed, the actions of the Jedi and their actions don't have to line up with the idea that they are oppressed. Women are oppressed by men, black people by white people, homosexuals by heterosexuals and transsexuals by everyone, regardless of whatever situation is at hand. In this fantasy world, the witches are set up as being oppressed by the Jedi and the republic and that is what is happening regardless of what actions the supposed victims and the supposed oppressors take.

[@bricelory9534]

Don't forget that the witches just assumed the Jedi were there to spy on them when the Jedi had no freaking clue they were even there. It was rash paranoia that fueled panic and overreaction without any desire to work out what was actually going on. The whole coven was unstable and unreliable in providing any sort of clear judgment about the situation - either in the moment or reflecting on it. The fact that the Jedi seem to agree with the witches' self-ascribed martyrdom even though it was all self-inflicted means that we're all supposed to agree that the witches were the victims here, but they instigated it all and invaded people's minds in very forceful ways without warning or attempts at deescalation.

[@rogerfurlong1535]

HeelsVSBabyface pointed out when master Squid Game was putting the moss in the... thing, Carrie Anne Moss was in frame. That's about as deep as this show gets, probably by accident.

[@Black_Revue]

Troll 2 Tweeb: OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD?!

[@EndThusIAm]

I died at that bit, along with him praying for God to rewind 30 years. "I'll do better!"

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

Expecting moss in a box to be an in-joke or reference and then being upset about it is absurd, and retarded.

[@dlewis9760]

Squid Game is from Korea. He's named Sol in the show. The capital of Korea is Seoul. While Moss isn't playing one of the witches, Indara sounds a lot like Andora from Bewitched.

[@sarkastodon30]

Stop making the producers seem more clever than what we know they are! The evidence is too clear.

[@rossescott9529]

When you are Harvey's personal assistant. You 100% stumble onto blackmail material for other celebs or corps.

[@furrygecko]

Seriously. There’s no other plausible explanation why Disney would associate themselves with her. And that’s why there’ll be a season two if she wants it. But I suspect she’ll just pull a Trump and declare season one was a massive historic victory and move on to her next disaster.

[@healergirl28]

@@furrygecko You're going to get a lot of hate for that stupid thing you said about Trump. And you deserve it.

[@e.c.winner7252]

@@furrygecko I dunno… she might take another $180 mil. Why not?

[@parapoliticos52]

She knows all about H's auditioning couch. Tailor the series around Amandhla . I wonder why?

[@Bignuke87]

Shes eatin that sweet stenberg booty​@@parapoliticos52

[@Mobius118]

Funny thing, the mother lesbian space witch is like “you want [Osha] to be raised by an institution, not a family” not realizing that their little cult doesn’t constitute a family! Woman + woman does not a family make.

[@elsaeraser]

What is astonishing about this series is, that whenever you see an obvious cliche plot point coming and you are thinking "nah, that can't be it, it would be too obvious and stupid" that is exactly what is going to happen. It is like Headland invented the reverse red herring. It is so stupid it is kinda genius. Anyone could make a bad Star Wars show, but to make a Star Wars show that is so bad that even Grace Randolph has to stop pretending to like it has to be a form of art.

[@Hiraghm]

"it's so stupid it's absolutely brilliant" - MacDonald' on Hills' plan to escape like a gopher in "The Great Escape"

[@Avenged7xJunkie]

the "sacrifice" cinematic trailer for SWTOR literally told the twin story better in 3 minutes than this show has in 7 whole episodes. It's insane how bad the writing is

[@cattrucker8257]

Seriously, were the Sacrifice trailer animated into a full length feature, it'd have been the best Star Wars product since Revenge of the Sith came out. Awesome visuals, functioning philosophy, confronting the problems at the heart of Star Wars' factions (BOTH Sith and Jedi), in a setup with sci-fantasy tech both new and ancient and super cool and compelling characters needing but minutes of screentime to be three-dimensional. Instead, we have Ejacolyte.

[@BenSuzuki]

Your privilege is the dirt

[@Kolossus_]

That trailer went hard as fuck

[@av_oid]

26:15 “We need men to raise children.” I think that’s the takeaway from The Acolyte that should be remembered.

[@av_oid]

@@OryXity I don’t believe the quote meant “only”. Children deserve to have both their parents - unless of course there is abuse by one or both parents (edge cases don’t mean the ideal isn’t best).

[@FreeTheDonbas]

Actually raising them would require men not being neglectful parents.

[@richimorton]

@@FreeTheDonbas That is what "raise" means .

[@FreeTheDonbas]

@@richimorton I know what raise means, do you know what a man is & have you ever met one willing to actually put the work in that mothers normally do?

[@radnairenegat]

Raising kids must also include being able to properly express your _feelings_ towards them, for example that you love them, you appreciate them, you are proud of them.... but all the same time Disparu seems to be denying very vehemently the validity or need for any feelings whatsoever. His views on men, women and relationships seem to be worryingly warped at this point

[@LRTrack]

So, A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, They Find King Leonidas' PIT OF DEATH!

[@cattrucker8257]

My theory is that the two are actually the different ends of the same hole, and the guys who were kicked down the Spartans hole came out inside Disney Wars' universe. Truly a fate worse than death.

[@constcarry]

The funny thing about the test is she still knows exactly when the picture changes (except for the time she suddenly doesn't) so she gives herself away immediately

[@ketchupcommander]

Padawan waits seven weeks to ask what they are there and what they are doing. Trinity waits seven weeks to comment dont insult the Wookies cooking. Leslie Headland says its really hard to tell two identical things apart. STAR WARS IS 47 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS

[@chefref5027]

And people still gobble it up. Wild.

[@RU-qv3jl]

And between the two backstory episodes that are not a backstory because there is no story this cost $45,000,000 to give no perspective. The two back episodes (I refuse to keep adding story to that) cost more than most people will ever earn in their lifetimes just to do nothing useful. JFHC on a bike this is bizarre beyond words.

[@Warui88]

When even the shills are jumping off, you know you've got a winner of a series.

[@Rakshiir]

What I find extremly funny is that the show wants to tell us the witches were good, the Sith is understandable and the Jedi are bad. But all the show SHOWED is the opposite. The Sith killing people because he wants to, the witches attacking the Jedi who were civil and polite and the Jedi only acted in self defense. And why the Jedi have so many regrets makes no sense to me (especially Thorben who has no reason to kill himself) - Sol acted how he thought the force wanted him to, and acted in self defense, trying his best to keep two children alive. They acted in self defense (which is no issue at all according to the Jedi teachings) or in defense of others (Sol killed the leader, true, but only because he thought she is attacking a child). There is no reason at all to be so regretful. Even letting Mae fall (which was a bit stupid) would not be such a devastating thing, because she tried to kill her sister, burned down the whole complex and was already corrupted by the dark side) Really ironic that they didn't even manage to have the message they wanted to have in their show, even though they wrote it. Sure, the writing is bad, but if you can't even write the message you intended to write (according to comments in interviews and in articles in the media)

[@Brent_Mosey]

It's like a vergence, touched for the very first time.

[@cattrucker8257]

Everywhere around the deep dank much-worshipped hole.

[@Lttlemoi]

The auto-subtitles literally spell it out as "virgin". Seems like just another sign of how dumb the writers are. "convergence" is a perfectly fine word for a place where things come together. Dropping the "con" doesn't make them look smarter.

[@iamtheprotagonist]

Jedi Master Sol: Craves excitement over saving Osha and Mae. Yoda’s warning to Luke: “Adventure, excitement…a Jedi craves not these things.”

[@Manuel-lx8bx]

He is saving children, and in a good show, that would be clear and more important. But we have this, and this is a Star Wars parody fanfic. Star Wars doesn't exist any more.

[@skylx0812]

Uhura locked a cadet in a closet for that in a better sequence.

[@americanhero1234]

This show gets dumber by the episode.

[@marhawkman303]

@@skylx0812 Well, yes, that was a better fictional work than this one though.

[@mikemoore4033]

10:46 The expression on Trinity’s face says “I was in the f**cking Matrix, now I’m in this sh*t?”

[@RainFox919]

Thats what happen if you take the blue Pill and sign a contract with DISNEY!!

[@ReinoldFZ]

I have never seen her acting so sad, not even in that part in Memento when she tells the story about the abusive ex.

[@georgekane6732]

Actually, it's more like she's the reason we watched The Matrix 😂. Did anybody really watch The Matrix because of Keanu?

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

@@georgekane6732 why would you watch the matrix for her? She's a fence post.

[@georgekane6732]

@@retsaMinnavoiG 🤣

[@03stmlax]

I feel like the writers have never seen a mining site before. It's a huge concrete/stone structure/building on top of a mountain. Most mines are just holes when viewed from the outside

[@jhosuerui9806]

She said "it's Kill Bill meets Frozen," and this episode shows that Leslye Headland is not only a poor showrunner, but she's also a liar, a fraud, and someone who longs to write something equivalent to Kill Bill or Frozen, but she can't, because she lacks the talent to do it.

[@MagicE13]

Remember when Space Balls was the Parody.

[@biffdakid]

Yes

[@TyeDPod]

Space Balls was supposed to be parody. Space Balls was amazing.

[@Mancada100]

Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

[@marhawkman303]

bold of you to assume they haven't already.

[@parapoliticos52]

Until Families stop going to the parks, the Farce will be with you. On you. Upon you. Either you like it or not.

[@marhawkman303]

@@parapoliticos52 as much as Disney jacked up park prices, I'm thinking that's not much longer...

[@jtowensbyiii6018]

​@@parapoliticos52that's begin to happen actually

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

They definitely chickened out with the whole "Torbin getting mind-broken" thing, and it would have been so simple. Just have his reason to go home be that he senses great pain in his future or something, then when the head witch gets in his head, make it actual torture instead of "I can help you go home", so that his reasoning for wanting to go home later is for good reason; he doesn't want to get mind-tortured again! Wouldn't make his suicide make any more sense, but at least his motivation in this episode would make more sense.

[@chromeego7903]

Luke needed the Rebel Alliance, a X-wing, and the Force to destroy the Death Star, he should have just thrown a lantern at the trash compactor door - job done.

[@silastipton9982]

7 out of 8 episodes in this show and I still have no idea who these characters are

[@latetotheparty7551]

I still don't care. 😂

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

You probably know better than the writers.

[@emanwe01]

If I'd seen impossibly identical results from two samples in a test, my first conclusion would be "oops, I must've put the same sample in twice!", not "holy hyperspace, the Force did it!"

[@latetotheparty7551]

You mean actual science?!

@@latetotheparty7551 Isnt that racist, sexist or something these days?

[@Barwasser]

I am a scientist and this is *exactly* what anyone reasonable would assume. Next would be: "contamination of the machine by the previous sample", "testing machine is defect" "it was the same girl twice and we didn't notice, because they were twins - we got bamboozled!" you would never jump to the conclusion that it is something that has never happened before in the history of science.

[@latetotheparty7551]

But of course!

[@jacquelineking5783]

Devil's advocate but we live in a world without the force nor do we know that the tech they use isn't advance enough to account for things like that.

[@oteliadavid7507]

Love your unique style, never change!

[@bloodrunsclear]

Setting fire to a story and blowing up a building is this show in a nutshell

[@seantang9591]

Lol. Every single KZbin I follow has pointed out that even Grace Randolph has given up on the ghost.

[@majorgear1021]

Disney “But what about your early access to our content?” Grace R “Screw it. I’m done shilling!”

[@SammEater]

A show so bad even their paid shills are going: "That is not for me, dawg."

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@majorgear1021 oh no, she’ll be right back to it with the next one. She just knows she can’t get away with lying in Disney’s defense this time

[@littleluxia]

You know its bad when even the Queen of All Shills hates it

[@marychocolatefairy]

Heh, possibly her most rebellious moment against her corporate overlords since she called RoP's Galadriel a Mary Sue.

[@ASoberBear]

Trinity clarifying they are WoMEN is the perfect personification of Disney Star Wars.

[@EndThusIAm]

I'm pretty much certain the point was supposed to be "They're not violent because they're women" Which in the how's context alone that's laughable, but how the line came up made it easy to think she meant they weren't a threat hahaha!

[@haroldb1856]

One of the witches is transgender. Trinity needed to point that out as a lesson to the audience. And she's evil.

[@antisocialjustice]

$180 million for the series, $22 million dollars per episode. It's truly amazing.

[@tyreni]

"Juicy!" Fully lost it on the last one. 🤣

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

The rumour is that Headlamp converted most of the budget into Krugerrands and buried them for a rainy day. That’s probably what the metal detector was for.

[@Jamesmatise]

That makes more sense than anything else I've seen

[@TheWxwookie]

That money didn't go into the show.

[@captainhurricane5705]

I think they were searching for the script

[@thedealmama3070]

You know things are bad when I am looking forward to the creative new insults of a Disparu review more than the actual plot developments!

[@Pooflake1973]

I only watch the show now as a joke and to get a head start on what Disparu and the other KZbinrs are going to rip the piss out of. I’m normally pretty accurate. That’s nothing to do with my analytical skills, but more to do with how blatantly rubbish and obvious the plots are.

[@derekhamel2991]

​@Pooflake1973 I would do the same but I can't bring myself to support the big D

[@cristela4034]

@@Pooflake1973 I don't even watch the show, just the reviews. This is my new entertainment.

[@lorrainecasey749]

“What’s his other hand doing “ I pissed myself 🤣🤣

[@mii747]

I can’t believe that an orbital scan by the Jedi’s ship could not see or find the woman made structure that is the mountain fortress, before they spent 7 weeks conducting ground exploration.

[@rosssoyka860]

Instead of member berrying the huge disaster that supposedly just took place mention it a little more in their own flashback. Was kinda an important event.

[@balazsszaraz8831]

The metal detector was a terrible idea i can’t stop laughing

[@ba2724]

Star Wars must have made a deal with Radio Shack for their entry level metal detectors. Please make this show stop!

[@davidpa9266]

The Wookie was looking to see if anyone dropped a watch or some jewelry on the planet.

[@ReinoldFZ]

he he, like the vacuum cleaner in Spaceballs? it was so funny

[@nilsirrah7672]

I saw Reddit defending the metal detector

[@bethanyh1637]

I saw a video overlaying this show with the desert combing scene from Spaceballs. We ain't found shit!

[@NickNapoli]

Never thought in all my years of enjoying good Star Wars I would see the Jedi be labeled as the bad guys.

[@Ulron1]

I guess you never read that hack Karen Traviss.

[@thebst1976]

See the thing is jedi aren't necessarily good and sith aren't necessarily evil atleast in the values they teach it's just that their beliefs align with good or evil more so a story about jedi being technically the antagonists could be super interesting but only if the jedi who r the antagonists r actually following jedi teachings as we understand them not this trash

[@iceman00behave]

​​@@thebst1976Jedi and Sith are meant to be archetypes of good and evil. What do you mean 'not necessarily?' When you see Darth Maul remove his hood for the first time, do you think that one's first thought is "well he's not necessarily evil."?

[@thebst1976]

@iceman00behave no I didn't say that I said the teachings the jedi and sith follow r not necessarily good or evil but lead to good or evil more often than not the sith teach to use your emotions to access more power which more often then not leads to corruption and evil while the jedi teach neutrality disconnecting from all worldly desires like emotion and trusting in the force keeping the peace doesn't always end well for people involved which is why I'm saying it would be interesting to have jedi as the TECHNICAL antagonists not that the jedi would be actually bad people but more that something they're doing screws over people they didn't intend we know order 66 happened because the jedi got complacent and were too disconnected which lead to their down fall so something in that vain could be fun to watch

[@kylemenos]

No no it's just the white straight male Jedi that are evil, the Jedi of colour are actually good.

[@nexviper]

Turning into an evil smoke demon while screaming "No!" instead of just stepping between your psychotic wife and the Padawan she's about to try and stab with a spear is certainly an interesting de-escalation tactic.

[@187onaPigeon]

Even "The Smoke Monster" from LOST makes more sense that her turning into smoke

[@stevegt2682]

It is something of an accomplishment that it keeps getting worse when you think it couldn't possibly get worse.

[@majorgear1021]

Episode 8 hasn’t happened yet. It can still get worse.

[@jeffzeiler346]

It is certainly a KIND of talent.

[@latetotheparty7551]

I had hoped...🤣

[@fredsmith1970]

I've now put the official Hasbro "Star Wars: Acolyte - Jedi Grass Bucket" on my Christmas wish list 🙂

[@towelgirl21]

Does it include grass, or do we have to pick out own?

[@user-bl9tg2vu6v]

I love how you address this topic with such honesty.

[@LimSky420]

I think the black witch mother also thought Mae was Osha 😅 she turned into black smoke to help Osha escape... But Jedi Master Squid thought her objective was to attack her and smoked her ass. That's why she says she wanted Osha to go when Jedi Master Squid caught her. 😂 So she couldn't tell her kids apart too?

[@johannderjager4146]

The Witches literally started with mind-control to try to take-out the Jedi, yet I'm supposed to think the Jedi are the villains?! The Jedi are absolute heroes here! The Witches FA&FO, conscious cleared. Absolutely no remorse or regret should be had from this. Good triumphed over evil, the end.

[@SunwardRanger83]

Well, the writers are woke and they made the Jedi into space cops, so that alone makes the Jedi evil in their book. Remember, awhile back a cop shot a black teenage girl as she was trying to stab another black teenage girl. The whole thing was caught on the officer's body cam. You see him yelling at the girl to drop the knife, and he only shot her about a half second before the knife would've gone into the other girl's torso. No question the cop saved the other girl's life, but the wokies claimed he was just a racist murderer who wanted to shoot a black teenage girl for being black. They even claimed there was no reason to shoot since she didn't have a gun. These people truly hate police, and they assume that if the Jedi are the police everyone will just naturally hate them for it even if there's no other reason given to show why you should.

[@jacquelineking5783]

Ah that incident, there off to the side was a man about to stomp on a different girl's head. The officer probably saved two people that day.

[@samaelament]

I love how this reminds me of how demons, usually during a exorcism or on the lead up to one, will quote scripture mockingly but may inadvertently quote something that encourages more faith in their opponents, ultimately leading to their loss in the battle. The writers made a straw man out of the Jedi and thought they were dunking on them but ended up letting us know that the dark side loses because of their lack of faith. I'll call this story canon in the meta sense that it brings the truth of the fight between good fans and misguided creators to our world. The fans won because the force is strong in all of us.

[@lazytyrant9010]

Tommen trying to abduct the kids: Because Witch mother seduced him to the dark side by exploiting his desire to go home. Mae burning down the fortress: Because Devil mother seduced her to the dark side. Fight breaking out: Because Devil mother was seduced by the dark side, and Witch mother acted hostile and turned into a shadow demon...... Disney: "It's the Jedi's fault."

[@SamtheBravesFan]

Interesting way to look at it.

[@SammEater]

​@@lazytyrant9010That is the funniest part in all of this, they truly thought this was a "morally grey" story, when in fact it is clear as crystal who are the bad guys in this.

[@jankieek8218]

@@SammEater Well I wouldn't call the head witch bad per say, she is just really really stupid at least according to all the choices she made in those episodes. The Horny Witch and possibly the rest of the Witches ? Yeah they are just bad.

[@kenwarren9450]

The thing about people who write scripts like this is that they have been exposed to a lot of entertaining scenes and plots from the past, but they genuinely do not understand how and why those old plots were entertaining. They're trying to throw in a bunch of gimmicks and expecting that to be good enough.

[@Lttlemoi]

I think these people just don't have any experience outside of the Hollywood fantasy bubble and therefore have no conception of normal human behavior. It's the only sane explanation I can come up with for how their characters act.

[@colebrandt9302]

I shed a tear when Jedi Master Ron Burgundy said "well. That escalated quickly" such masterful writing

[@draconis3d140]

Turbin got sick and tired of eating burnt porg for 2 months straight, he needs to get to a proper chippy back on Coruscant asap

[@FuriKitten]

He'll Trade you his lightsabre for a Fish finger butty, or a pork pie, and what he'd do for a Spam Fritter, Chips, and gravy, is forbidden throughout most of the galaxy

[@JohnDoe-vm5rb]

Understandable

[@tjmitchell42]

I cant wait for episode 8 where these amazing writers tie this entire story of suspense together in a perfectly reasonable and amazingly twisty way that none of us expect.

[@jeffzeiler346]

I think Lesby already said there was no surprise ending. It's just going to be another disappointment in a series of growing disappointments. So, peak disappointment.

[@tjmitchell42]

@@jeffzeiler346 Well now you did it, you ruined the surprise nobody saw coming...... disappointment.

[@latetotheparty7551]

😂

[@marychocolatefairy]

The biggest suspense will be if the writers are able to leave as many unexplained (and inexplicable) plot threads hanging as RTD did for the recent Who finale, lol.

[@IntroducingMrLucci]

​@@jeffzeiler346final episode, Jedi are accused of being Racis as only they can be

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

They portrayed the Sith mothers as evil IN THEIR OWN SHOW! Mae came out and called for help. Sol, even though he got the wrong kid, reached out to signal her to stay back while the Sith mother made no move to help Mae, but was so consumed by hate that she set her daughter's distress aside to attempt murder.

[@tkps]

So you'd wonder why she's so adamant they can't leave. It's certainly not because she cares one whit about them that's for sure. But as per, no real explanations.

[@The_Brickster]

The Acolyte has hurt my brain enough that only a competent Star Wars story will heal it. I'm going to retreat back into the warm embrace of the Thrawn trilogy and the New Jedi Order for a month or so to start healing from this madness

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

Disparu's played D & D,he knows that splitting up the party is a potentially disastrous move. 😂😂😂

[@willfilmon182]

Disparu might have also watched lots of horror movies

[@AliceBowie]

When sol gives Mae and Osha the test, they should have done it like Bill Murray doing the Zener Card test with the students in Ghost Busters. Osha gets them all wrong, but Sol just lies and says she got them all right, while Mae guesses correctly, but he fails her anyway.

Yeah but that takes imagination and an intelligence level that is above room temperature..... if that room was near the arctic circle with no heating. You clearly are a super genius by comparison to these writers and Lesbian Headlamp.

[@a.nonymouse]

Random fact: The CIA had tests for people and they referred to it as "Remote viewing" you can look it up. The ability to describe locations one has never visited.

[@littlerichard96]

The climbing the mountain part is fucking hilarious to me - apparently him and curlbin scaled this Everest in about 10-20 mins hahahaha

[@obi_wanshinobi]

The biggest problem with portraying the Jedi as bad/corrupt is that no matter how the current writers see it, George Lucas never really saw it that way. So there’s all these things in the lore and stuff characters have said that they have to either re-contextualize, ignore, or just say that the old & beloved characters were wrong about the Jedi. And none of those explanations are going to sit well with die-hard Star Wars fans.

[@MetalHippie83]

I think its this huge anti hero craze, its like what everyone is doing these days, I cant remember the last just pure good hero character that's been done since captain america.

[@GlobeWarmer]

Here's the thing: They don't care about any of that.

[@obi_wanshinobi]

@@GlobeWarmer true. Whenever people have valid criticisms of this show, people on Twitter will either call them bigots, or post a 5 second clip from the OT or the prequels and be like “ha, Star Wars has always been weird so you’re wrong”

[@boobah5643]

@@MetalHippie83 It's not even that. The makers of this show, as part of their song and dance on the press tour, were gushing about how the morality in _Star Wars_ was all gray and nuanced. You can, if you like, believe that they believe that. I think they need to believe that there's no such thing as black and white morality, that everything is shades of gray, because it allows Leslye Headland to pretend that she's not a horrible person.

[@diononeofyourbusiness8634]

I mean, the galaxy is humongous big. There is more than enough space for interesting Jedi splinter movements. Forget the fuggin Sith, there is more than a good story for splinter jedi and for tension with non-jedi force users.

[@Dave_L913]

1:44 Were the witches cooking meth in the basement? Ether and and open flame could cause an explosion like that 12:30 King Tommen wants to go home -- well take him home! It's only like a 30 minute trip.

[@stevenscott2718]

and most of that is starting the ship

[@ian8477]

Oh. Is spice flammable? From the spice creams? Was this a spice mine?

[@babbit09]

"Why did we build our fortress out of explodium?!"

[@julieanngoodwin30]

@@babbit09 🤣👍

So would that make Spikey head Witch, Walter White?

[@PuissantPeacock]

"If you eat that chicken, it will feel like you're flossing". ROFL! Classic line Disparu. 😂 Very funny review man, loved it.

[@dinoeduard8181]

The way sol said " I Feel for the girls safety" ,made me laugh my ass of 🤣.

[@julesknight1511]

Torbin somehow goes from emotionally unstable to the most powerful untouchable floating Jedi to ever exists

[@abdieljove2011]

10 years of straight meditation without stopping to even take a shit will do that. He became suicidal space Buddha. Don’t ask me how he got promoted from padawan to knight and then to master though.

[@skwills1629]

Red Bull Gives You Mastery Over The Force.

[@RobinMcBeth]

Suicidal Space Buddha 😂

[@headrockbeats]

I'm 100% invested in wanting to know just how bad this will get by the end. Not disappointed so far.

[@alphgeek]

Sol learned his testing protocol based on Venkman and Stantz's pioneering work with paranormal essence transfer. They used flash cards though.