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Star Wars The Acolyte reviews are nearing their end as the season 1 finale draws close. Leslye Headland has given interviews about the latest Lucasfilm disney+ Star Wars show, and as ever they make the episodes make less sense. Osha, Mae and Manny Jacinto are all on a planet to save one another, while trying to believe that Amandla Stenberg is interested in him. While the Disney audio description makes The Acolyte more funny than the script. Is there any viewership left watching for the story rather than laughs? Is there going to be a second series of The Acolyte? Is The Acolyte worth watching?
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@disparutoo
@disparutoo Ай бұрын
The Acolyte Reviews are almost here for the Disney+ Star Wars Finale episode. As the audio description of Leslye Headlands tv show will no doubt be far more hilarious than intended, what does the script have in store for us? Apart from Manny Jacinto thirst I'm not sure what the finale can provide that will actually bring in fans. Is there any mystery left? Any surprise that hasn't already been predicted long ago? With 8 episodes of an incredibly slow show that has disappointed even the low expectations of the people who actually liked the show. The finale will no doubt be a car crash that doesn't deserve a season 2. But hopefully, will get one. Because The Acolyte has hit that so bad it's funny level, and I'd be happy for more. But what do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
@MedalionDS9
@MedalionDS9 Ай бұрын
STILL THROBBING
@8101nevermind
@8101nevermind Ай бұрын
😂
@mikusoxlongius
@mikusoxlongius Ай бұрын
Jah Keen toe? It's Spanish... It's Ha Seen toe.
@Hey_you_______x
@Hey_you_______x Ай бұрын
​@@MedalionDS9 Just checked, STILL.... throbbeen.
@Hey_you_______x
@Hey_you_______x Ай бұрын
​@@mikusoxlongiusno, it's chinese Juh-Sin-Toe, hahmbray.
@a_rapidly_deflating_mattress
@a_rapidly_deflating_mattress Ай бұрын
The frequent callbacks to "still throbbing" sent me over the edge laughing
@Haven6419
@Haven6419 Ай бұрын
Gets me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂
@thanos43infinity
@thanos43infinity Ай бұрын
@@Haven6419 Even the woman who is translating the scene sounds extremely sensous and more like something you would hear from the hub 😂
@EbenezerEibenhardt
@EbenezerEibenhardt Ай бұрын
Sensuous? Sounds more like a droid programmed to try to re-explain biological sensuality to a kaminoan.
@psibug565
@psibug565 Ай бұрын
For me it was saying how “optimistic” the british are. That includes the Scots a famously dour race.
@zhaloman92
@zhaloman92 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Ай бұрын
“Throbbing” 😂🤣
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Ай бұрын
Pulsating.
@tmacm2237
@tmacm2237 Ай бұрын
Pulsing works better for a lightsaber.😂
@ObeseCaligula
@ObeseCaligula Ай бұрын
I was trying to post that to see if it would get auto-delete or auto-censored but i have an android and we all know it takes several hours to post a comment in KZbin from an android phone which will most likely be auto-censored. So it's all just wasted hours. But that is our purpose on earth.
@Haven6419
@Haven6419 Ай бұрын
Gets me me every time! 😂😂😂😂
@Total_Entropy36
@Total_Entropy36 Ай бұрын
..."pressed against him..." 😂
@a_lost_one
@a_lost_one Ай бұрын
The Acolyte: "This isn't about good or evil. This is about power, and those allowed to wield it." Obi-Wan: "THEN YOU ARE LOST!"
@MAegcuru
@MAegcuru Ай бұрын
True but I love the backstroke translation. "Friend, you are crazy!"
@sephikong7880
@sephikong7880 Ай бұрын
Literally sounds like what Voldemort says in The Philosopher's Stone, lol
@sparquisdesade
@sparquisdesade Ай бұрын
Mayosha: (o_///o)
@alexiserlexcc
@alexiserlexcc Ай бұрын
@@sephikong7880Quirell
@UncleBorisBoi
@UncleBorisBoi Ай бұрын
"This isn't about good or evil. This is about power, and those allowed to wield it." Meanwhile episode 7:
@Boethius4748
@Boethius4748 Ай бұрын
I’d call it bad fan fiction but that would be an insult to bad fan fiction
@nmr7203
@nmr7203 Ай бұрын
What fan would write this
@andromedach
@andromedach Ай бұрын
I never realized the hilarity I was missing without the AI narration of the show
@sarasunshinemt4444
@sarasunshinemt4444 Ай бұрын
My 2015 Jeep used to read out text messages and I swear, there is nothing funnier than hearing a female AI voice saying "lesbian librarians"! (My sister in law sent me a hilarious text about some rant she apparently went one once while coming out of anesthesia 😅)
@CD-Gaming
@CD-Gaming Ай бұрын
@@sarasunshinemt4444 That sounds more lethal than the Deadliest Joke in the World from Monty Python! And I've jus got two words to work with!
@lukycharms9970
@lukycharms9970 Ай бұрын
It’s not even AI. It’s the normal blind narration version. Some actual human wrote that narration which I think makes it even more hilarious.
@littleluxia
@littleluxia Ай бұрын
The absolute seriousness of the voiceover is the funniest part🤣🤣🤣
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
The first time I heard that Audible track I thought it was a comedic bit introduced by the KZbinr.
@teslawolverine7009
@teslawolverine7009 Ай бұрын
A lightsaber hums, it doesn't "throb"
@davidkampmann9783
@davidkampmann9783 Ай бұрын
These ones do 🤔 I would be concerned
@happychappy492
@happychappy492 Ай бұрын
They throb with power and who can use it...😂🤣😅
@jhammer4919
@jhammer4919 Ай бұрын
Unless its a DEIsney vibrator 🤣🤣🤣👍👍😂😂
@weswolever7477
@weswolever7477 Ай бұрын
Lightdildo’s do
@kenwarren9450
@kenwarren9450 Ай бұрын
And lightsabers are definitely not "veiny and girthy"
@theunknowncommenter725
@theunknowncommenter725 Ай бұрын
The real Acolyte was the friends we made along the way.
@IncredibleMet
@IncredibleMet Ай бұрын
The real Acolyte is the communist lesbian space witches we accidentally stumbled upon while looking for virgins along the way.
@smoketinytom
@smoketinytom Ай бұрын
Honestly, the only winners are the KZbin channels covering their $180 million bonfire.
@ShadowBorneAssassin
@ShadowBorneAssassin Ай бұрын
😂
@sparquisdesade
@sparquisdesade Ай бұрын
The real power of many was the throbbing an blank stares we had along the way
@Interdacted
@Interdacted Ай бұрын
Friends are not the way of the Jedi
@LegendaryDorkKnight
@LegendaryDorkKnight Ай бұрын
The jedi didn't even kill the witches. They killed themselves. It was literally the price of their mind control magic. The only witch who was killed by a jedi was queen mother and it was because she turned into a smoke demon and tried to do...something to Mae whom Sol was trying to protect. It was a misunderstanding that came about because queen mother was hostile during their initial talk.
@cycomiko73
@cycomiko73 Ай бұрын
You know way too much about horrible Disney SW and the Dykeolyte 😂
@elenoe8
@elenoe8 Ай бұрын
it's that kind of misunderstanding when the police is pointing a gun at you and you suddenly pull out a knife and run towards a child walking by. On top of that, LH explanation Mama Yaas only wanted to be with force is a euphemism for death as explained in ep.4?
@Quandry1
@Quandry1 Ай бұрын
@@elenoe8 Just remember this was made by the same ideological people that screamed racism when a person drew a knife and attacked police and then got shot to death for it.
@kooler8586
@kooler8586 Ай бұрын
The power of one 💪🤣
@DeathsjesterKMNP
@DeathsjesterKMNP Ай бұрын
Not to mention, she could have just told the Jedi what she was about to do and why.
@erichtomanek4739
@erichtomanek4739 Ай бұрын
George Lucas: May the Force be with you. Kathleen Kennedy: The Force is female. Leslie Headland, (personal assistant to harvey weinstein): Throbbing.
@gungaloscrungalo8925
@gungaloscrungalo8925 Ай бұрын
May the Thread be throbbing
@SpaceViking2000
@SpaceViking2000 Ай бұрын
I’m still not over the Power of Many getting killed by the Power of One
@PortfolioPL
@PortfolioPL Ай бұрын
Trinity still got it! :)
@flyingfish7787
@flyingfish7787 Ай бұрын
They got killed by trinity’s wishful thinking.😂
@Kushflex
@Kushflex Ай бұрын
No idea after the séance, what happened to their powers, but also witches have never been a match for a jedi knight 😢
@LordNexusTheFir
@LordNexusTheFir Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your comment broke me! The power of 1 > The power of Many
@Der_Thrombozyt
@Der_Thrombozyt Ай бұрын
And then the "Power of Manny" (Jacinto) kills the Jedi.
@DrakeTimbershaft
@DrakeTimbershaft Ай бұрын
"Star Wars fans are obsessed with... Manny Jacinto." Since when did "Star Wars fan" become synonymous with "wine box mom?"
@DH-xw6jp
@DH-xw6jp Ай бұрын
Around the same time that the wine moms took control of the franchise.
@kentlindal5422
@kentlindal5422 Ай бұрын
Probably some time around TLJ.
@bettysteve322716
@bettysteve322716 Ай бұрын
@@DH-xw6jp hence the mills and boon writing style
@BrakSplash
@BrakSplash Ай бұрын
Star Wars fans are obsessed with a lot of weird things 😅 I remember when Revenge of the Sith first came out. It was enjoyable, but many pointed out plot holes, inconsistencies, and the terrible acting of Hayden. Now, everyone swears Hayden carried the film, and points at the most ludicrous comics or statement of some book made years after RofS to explain away plot holes 😅
@martindixon54
@martindixon54 Ай бұрын
@@bettysteve322716 As someone who won a bunch of Mills & Boone books in a raffle many years ago (I wanted the expensive bottle of whisky that was the top prize, but never mind...) and, against my better judgement, read them, they are (or at least were, before quotas and tick boxes ruined everything) _way_ better written than this. Why? Because many of them are (or at least were) written by men.
@Badghost_
@Badghost_ Ай бұрын
This is not star wars, this is agenda wars
@joshualove8817
@joshualove8817 Ай бұрын
More like star trash
@martinstuvland8620
@martinstuvland8620 Ай бұрын
Hah. Good one!
@arthaiser
@arthaiser Ай бұрын
@@joshualove8817 agenda trash?
@santos.l.halper1999
@santos.l.halper1999 Ай бұрын
​@@arthaiser Agenda Trash: The Throb Wokens
@michaelcook7778
@michaelcook7778 Ай бұрын
The most glaring agenda is suits at Disney bumbling around with hollow attempts to pander via terrible writing, acting, and directing.
@Mark-nh2hs
@Mark-nh2hs Ай бұрын
"Throbbing" it just rolls of the tongue like "Moist" 😂
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 Ай бұрын
Please put "throbbing" over the scene of Osha looking at Qimir's sausage 🤣
@travishutchings5423
@travishutchings5423 Ай бұрын
What surprises the hell out of me and I used to be one of the biggest Star Wars fans around. People actually still watch Star Wars. I tried coming back once with Obi-Wan and instantly regretted it. I barely made it to 3 episodes.
@RoseBaggins
@RoseBaggins Ай бұрын
Well of course many people still watch Star Wars, the movies are classic! Oh, you meant this ... not as many as they want or need to keep it afloat.
@yannicreicher6811
@yannicreicher6811 Ай бұрын
I'm still a Star Wars Fan, but I'm a Legends fan. I've completely given up on anything Disney produces. It's all going to ultimately be garbage.
@flyingfish7787
@flyingfish7787 Ай бұрын
I start watching again because of Andor. Loved the show. Others, for the memes.
@Kushflex
@Kushflex Ай бұрын
I still find it entertaining I liked the stories from asoka to andor to the animated series obi bit was fun and Darth Vader coming back I enjoyed my butter popcorn... As far as I know if ur a true sw fan any stroy that gets to fill in the gaps is worth watching atleast once
@headrockbeats
@headrockbeats Ай бұрын
I still watch every Star Wars movie at least once a year. Yes, _all three of them!_
@cpdreyer
@cpdreyer Ай бұрын
Headland: "Hear me out, Star Wars, but it's just fanfic smut if it were written by teenagers..." Any sane person: "Can't you produce that without spending $180M?" Headland, now in a bathtub of money: "Um...no."
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie Ай бұрын
Straight up smutty fanfic would be better.
@interestedobserver587
@interestedobserver587 Ай бұрын
Preteen more like it.
@marqod1437
@marqod1437 Ай бұрын
​@@AliceBowieYou used the word "straight!" How dare you! You've stolen my childhood! 😆
@Wickedstrife
@Wickedstrife Ай бұрын
I truly believe a 10 year old could write a better script. This show may be the worst written show ever. Makes willows writers seem meh.
@alexkoronec4326
@alexkoronec4326 Ай бұрын
This is all due to Kathleen Kennedy and her minions
@dragonmaster1360
@dragonmaster1360 Ай бұрын
So... Wait. They ADMITTED that ghodt/smoke demon woman (I'm not gonna be bothered to learn her name) was LITERALLY trying to unalive the child? Seriously?! In a previous episode, they literally had Jeckie or however its spelled say it's an honor to WITNESS SOMEBODY BECOME THE FORCE when a bug is unalived. By "turning her into the force", they're ADMITTING SHE WAS UNALIVING THE CHILD! They just confirmed that everything the Jedi did was 100% called for, and that the witches are UNDENIABLY the bad guys. And they DON'T REALIZE IT!
@Br4dSp34d
@Br4dSp34d Ай бұрын
Oh it gets better, Headland said in an interview that she thinks (yes, the creator of the show said ‘I THINK what happened was) that smoke demon lady was trying to make them one with the force WITHOUT dying… She thinks…
@Ryan-by8ui
@Ryan-by8ui Ай бұрын
Why are you saying unalived. The word is killed.
@CharlesUrban
@CharlesUrban Ай бұрын
​@@Ryan-by8uiKZbin eats comments with bad words in them.
@DH-xw6jp
@DH-xw6jp Ай бұрын
​@@Ryan-by8uiif you put too many trigger words in the same comment the auto moderator algorithm that KZbin uses with censor and delete the comment. Which is why people have come up with so many euphemisms.
@sethsmith2608
@sethsmith2608 Ай бұрын
@@Br4dSp34d lmao "without dying". It's like saying you went to the afterlife without dying.
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Ай бұрын
Did anyone see the veins on that Sith's lightsaber? Wait....... that's not a lightsaber 😬
@zoebaggins90
@zoebaggins90 Ай бұрын
His thick and throbbing...lightsaber.
@SusieQ3
@SusieQ3 Ай бұрын
I think an argument can be made that this was a Star Wars series set in hell.
@GH-ub7qz
@GH-ub7qz Ай бұрын
unknown hot planet
@andy-floriplay-time7366
@andy-floriplay-time7366 Ай бұрын
Space hell!
@alexkoronec4326
@alexkoronec4326 Ай бұрын
No creativity, Kathleen kennedy star wars garbage disposal writing and Leslie headland who doesn't have a clue walkes away from her garbage.
@craigjacks588
@craigjacks588 Ай бұрын
I don't know, hell and demons are actually creative, and have some form of consistency, unlike the terribly-written characters of this garbage.
@Aurumfae
@Aurumfae Ай бұрын
The "throbbing" edit is KILLING ME 😂😂😂😂😂
@Haven6419
@Haven6419 Ай бұрын
Never gets old 😂😂😂😂
@ShooterMcgavin119
@ShooterMcgavin119 Ай бұрын
I don't think it's an "edit" it's described video for the visually impaired. That's what makes it so funny.
@The_Laughing_Cavalier
@The_Laughing_Cavalier Ай бұрын
"Cover this up, we must. Sith Scissoring, abrasive it is."- Yoda, Acolyte finale (probably)
@BouncingZeus
@BouncingZeus Ай бұрын
Honestly would have improved the viewership
@scottwyatt2614
@scottwyatt2614 Ай бұрын
@@BouncingZeus As Gary's wife said, "How do you screw up lesbian space witches?"
@alexneff
@alexneff Ай бұрын
Not probably ... I heard him say it ...
@brainrain1142
@brainrain1142 Ай бұрын
better ending that what they will write. cant believe im gonna say it. this is more canon than disney.
@alexneff
@alexneff Ай бұрын
@brainrain1142 remember when anikin blew up the death star
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Ай бұрын
Why was Torbin so worried about going back home? We saw that it only took a few minutes of hyperspace travel to get there from Courascant, he could commute in every day.
@davidkampmann9783
@davidkampmann9783 Ай бұрын
@@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays because Time and space are only problems if the writer needs them to be one. We saw that impressively displayed in Rings of Power.
@PersonallyPerhaps
@PersonallyPerhaps Ай бұрын
Because That all just reasons they did not think about it farther than that.
@Mangolorian-je3eo
@Mangolorian-je3eo Ай бұрын
As a white male he can’t travel anywhere he might be seen or the people with worth might feel uncomfortable.
@Kushflex
@Kushflex Ай бұрын
​@@PersonallyPerhapsjedi follow orders also he was originally from a mining planet poverty etc as we found out later in the episode during the mind fuck thingy, so Being on another mining planet for that long must of been torture for him... 😢
@myhchen78
@myhchen78 Ай бұрын
Because you don't send a team of Jedi to collect samples on a supposedly deserted planet, that's what droids are for. So this "mission" was obviously some form of punishment. Dammit, I just created another theory to explain their plot holes!
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 Ай бұрын
"Ah, the youth in Asia. Whats wrong with youth in Asia?" -Garrison Keillor
@jabrockobiden9434
@jabrockobiden9434 Ай бұрын
George clearly stated that balance is the absence of the dark side
@Corpsehorser
@Corpsehorser Ай бұрын
That isn't "balance" though, ironically enough
@StarStuff.
@StarStuff. Ай бұрын
Yeah but Headlamp got stuck on "seduce" so she failed to pay attention to the rest...
@DisFantasy
@DisFantasy Ай бұрын
@@Corpsehorser The Force has two components. The energy field and the living things that generate it. The spirit and the body. Neglecting either of them will cause an imbalance and lead to the dark side. The imbalance gives rise to the dark side and the dark side will seek to perpetuate the imbalance, creating a feedback loop that gives it more power.
@jeanpagette5019
@jeanpagette5019 Ай бұрын
That does not hold water or continuity. Balance to the force included the order 66 and the removal of Sidious. With a rise of his son (Luke). The following order that would be Jedi were fundamentally closer to Qui-gon initially before the cycle repeating
@EbenezerEibenhardt
@EbenezerEibenhardt Ай бұрын
I still think balance in the force is the death of all force users. Sentient beings manipulating it always unbalances things.
@DelightfullyMADD
@DelightfullyMADD Ай бұрын
Ahsoka already killed the concept of the Force by making it into something that anyone can use if they just want it hard enough... All the Acolyte did was empty the magazine into the corpse
@willem1642
@willem1642 Ай бұрын
Disney+ demonstrates that following streaming services is a mistake. Buy physical media of great classic shows. No ads, no increasing subscriptions, no annoying logo in the corner of the screen, no scrolling through pages of garbage in the hope of finding something you like.
@dlewis9760
@dlewis9760 Ай бұрын
No future editing because things become "Problematic" in the future. "Hey, where's that scene where......."
@user-zq6sz2cr6g
@user-zq6sz2cr6g Ай бұрын
No unexpected disappearances from the available catalogue, either.
@SerpentineDeity
@SerpentineDeity Ай бұрын
My god, Amandla Manhandla could not even force her face to look angry when she confronted Smilo. That range makes you think she playing poker. Someone should give this girl some acting lessons. 😅
@Ankhtowe
@Ankhtowe Ай бұрын
>"I was transforming into the Force!" >uses the exact effects Supernatural used to denote demonic possession What did Raimi mean by this?
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie Ай бұрын
Raimi? Sam Raimi?
@elenoe8
@elenoe8 Ай бұрын
"transforming into force" is euphemism the show uses for death. As explained in ep.4
@Ankhtowe
@Ankhtowe Ай бұрын
@@elenoe8 I know that that's not true, because no one watched Episode 4 or any other episode.
@Warui88
@Warui88 Ай бұрын
Carry on my wayward son~
@zuko9085
@zuko9085 Ай бұрын
The force is female, right?
@alexandermccabe556
@alexandermccabe556 Ай бұрын
ive been eagerly waiting the finale not because im excited for the show but because i just want it to end
@lancebakore497
@lancebakore497 Ай бұрын
Odd: many people suffering from serious cancer say the same thing.
@alexandermccabe556
@alexandermccabe556 Ай бұрын
@@lancebakore497 probably a connection there
@bkh8528
@bkh8528 Ай бұрын
@lancebakore497 Odd, that people would rather suffer with “serious” cancer then watch to acolyte………. Odd, indeed.
@jcorbett9620
@jcorbett9620 Ай бұрын
I'm ambivalent about the show ending. On the one side, thank god there is no more of this dreck and hopefully that insufferable rich, privileged, half-white, "oppressed" activist will be fired from everything and the P(ervert) Assistant to Harvey Weinstein will be shortly be following suit. On the other, the show has been such a weath of content for content creators to mine into videos and programs that have been infinitely more entertaining than The Acoshyte ever was, so I'm sad that font for content will be exhausted.
@tonyste12
@tonyste12 Ай бұрын
and after trying so HARD, will end, without having a 'happy ending' that will SUCK.
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Ай бұрын
Apparently Disney had a terabyte of data haxxored - maybe it will have details on the true plot agenda for the past decade.
@dragonmaster1360
@dragonmaster1360 Ай бұрын
@theelder4797 Just watch the coverage of the Disney Files. They've proven what people have been saying about Disney for 10+ years...
@sarasunshinemt4444
@sarasunshinemt4444 Ай бұрын
We pretty much already know it: "Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay"
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Ай бұрын
@@dragonmaster1360 Excellent, hopefully this gets into the eyes of those that still go to their parks and subscribers.
@daniell1483
@daniell1483 Ай бұрын
The Acolyte is like ordering a pool get installed on your property, contractors come in and make it look perfect, just for you to jump in and realize the pool is never deeper than a single foot. Yeah all that depth you thought would be there? Nope, didn't exist, was totally a product of YOUR own mind.
@leonnunhofer3453
@leonnunhofer3453 Ай бұрын
"Turning someone into the force" -> killing someone. So the black space witch leader wanted to take out herself and the child, Sol stopped her, so she got just half of what she wanted. She died, the child survived. So you can't even say, he took her out, he just stopped her of taking her child out. Sol, a man, is even less "evil" than I thought. 🤷‍♂️
@etrosknight2254
@etrosknight2254 Ай бұрын
You're right, in ep. 4 Jecki said "it's always an honor to see something being turned into the force" referring to the bug getting killed, so Diverse Space Witch Leader is confirmed to have been trying to kill Mae, and Squid Game saved her
@roundrock63
@roundrock63 Ай бұрын
It was a toss up between pulsating and throbbing. They went with what they know.
@ericv00
@ericv00 Ай бұрын
"Somehow, Jeckie returned."
@kimrasmussen7188
@kimrasmussen7188 Ай бұрын
she was the best character, the best fighter AND the only functional jedi in the show. fuck pisney.
@MrNickPresley
@MrNickPresley Ай бұрын
@@kimrasmussen7188 Yeah, Bisney is dreck.
@k96969
@k96969 Ай бұрын
Noone handles a meatsaber better then Ahsoka
@Kyle-sr6jm
@Kyle-sr6jm Ай бұрын
It was surreal
@DarkAion
@DarkAion Ай бұрын
Oh my word, I get it now. It is not the power of Many. It's power of Manny!
@RoseBaggins
@RoseBaggins Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking that too!!
@thelaughingrouge
@thelaughingrouge Ай бұрын
Now to wait a week or two for all the people who've been shilling for this show to write articles saying "It's time to admit the acolyte was pretty bad".
@crazyralph6386
@crazyralph6386 Ай бұрын
Spot on. I’d be shocked that half even watched it in its entirety, much like those “Tolkien Super Fans”? 😂
@rosssoyka860
@rosssoyka860 18 күн бұрын
He’s got only fans shills all over the place and drunk folks everywhere. He’s doing fine.
@Spamkromite
@Spamkromite Ай бұрын
Those audio-book lines crack me up every time 😆
@slicerneons3300
@slicerneons3300 Ай бұрын
Explains the 'phallic' design of the lightsaber hilts being thicker than they are supposed to be. Gross-I will not miss this dreck.
@thac0twenty377
@thac0twenty377 Ай бұрын
yeah I thought so. wasn't sure though on the handle design
@alexkoronec4326
@alexkoronec4326 Ай бұрын
Shades of Leslie headland ideas for being Harvey weinstein right hand girl getter.
@greggeiger7532
@greggeiger7532 Ай бұрын
Disparu you are one of the most creative and clever critics out there. Congrats on joining FNT as cohost!
@LaCazaLP
@LaCazaLP Ай бұрын
If "somehow" Palpatine can returne...."somehow" anything can happen.
@obi_wanshinobi
@obi_wanshinobi Ай бұрын
Remember the screen rant article that said “Exclusive Data Suggests The Acolyte Is A Star Wars Success Story”? Lmao
@ereini0n
@ereini0n Ай бұрын
There's a legend that if you listen hard enough, and it's very quiet, you can hear it still throbbing in the distance.
@MBeeching
@MBeeching Ай бұрын
Qimir once stole a spice cake, punished and whipped by Vernestra and now participating in an exodus story - incredible!
@PersephoneVariety
@PersephoneVariety Ай бұрын
Are you serious? that's the explanation? That's actually pathetic, terrible writing.
@actinium2754
@actinium2754 Ай бұрын
Wait, is the "throbbing" thing real or a perfect meme insert? I can't tell anymore...
@Karzir1
@Karzir1 Ай бұрын
It's real. If you turn on the reading for the blind feature on D+.
@EnsignRedshirtRicky
@EnsignRedshirtRicky Ай бұрын
That is the audio description that Disney Star Wars made to describe that scene. So that is what they want to portray, which proves they cannot even make pron.
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 Ай бұрын
Sounds like the previous voice, and while it sounds like a joke, I guess throbbing would be an acceptable synonym for humming or thrumming...but I do think they had to CHOOSE that particular word. 🤦
@aradarkagus
@aradarkagus Ай бұрын
The light saber is throbbing and veiny and thicc
@anthonydomench6871
@anthonydomench6871 Ай бұрын
@@theelder4797it is in no way a synonym for humming.
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Ай бұрын
Of all the shows of 2024, The Acolyte is definitely one of them.
@SusieQ3
@SusieQ3 Ай бұрын
😂
@keithchamp
@keithchamp Ай бұрын
That is a fact...it is...a thing that happened.
@davidkampmann9783
@davidkampmann9783 Ай бұрын
I dont know if you can call that a show 😅😅
@Skoora
@Skoora Ай бұрын
😂😂
@alexneff
@alexneff Ай бұрын
Sadly
@daveeyes
@daveeyes Ай бұрын
I wont miss The Acolyte. I will miss the hilarious reviews! It's clear that the few people who watch it are enjoying the train wreck and dumpster fire.
@Kushflex
@Kushflex Ай бұрын
They are also enjoying the multiple cannon cameos, the hints of Darth plagus, anakan possible origins, corruption of the jedi Council which lead to plapatin taking over... Solid 6/10 so far not the best but the gap fillers
@patrickhenry8425
@patrickhenry8425 Ай бұрын
We only mock it. Its utter shite ​@@Kushflex
@LimSky420
@LimSky420 Ай бұрын
Disney needs to be audited no way they spent $180 million on this shit 😂
@MrTobi013
@MrTobi013 Ай бұрын
I urge thee S. Korea....do not waste one of your prominent actors on a second season of this.
@DragonEclipseX7
@DragonEclipseX7 Ай бұрын
I agree. Lee Jung-Jae deserves a better role than what Headcaseland provided him. His talents are way too pure for abysmal dross like The Acolyte.
@CinYinGo
@CinYinGo Ай бұрын
Your Acolyte videos have legit made my year. Thank you so much, Disparu!! 🤗💛
@KennethRobinson-rf9wj
@KennethRobinson-rf9wj Ай бұрын
Enjoying your videos, keep them coming!
@user-bl9tg2vu6v
@user-bl9tg2vu6v Ай бұрын
Love your unique style, never change!
@samp9220
@samp9220 Ай бұрын
What a nightmare series! At least we can get some fun from these videos. More fun than the series itself 😂
@Aleyck
@Aleyck Ай бұрын
I need to see this 'Narrator Cut' of The Acolyte, just because it's so damn funny
@vespenegas261
@vespenegas261 Ай бұрын
That's one kinky AI
@danjohnson2986
@danjohnson2986 Ай бұрын
I want a Sith to make my baby, but a Jedi to raise it… Sounds about right.
@etrosknight2254
@etrosknight2254 Ай бұрын
No wonder the Jedi are walking away
@DesmondTroy420
@DesmondTroy420 Ай бұрын
While talking to a customer service representative, they said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but I'm a fan, and I'm upset with the acolyte"
@AlexanderSalas-l6f
@AlexanderSalas-l6f Ай бұрын
Now there's throbbing light sabers we're screwed
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Ай бұрын
Thank God thats over. Now lets finally take a rest before the next inevitable disaster from Disney lol
@theunknowncommenter725
@theunknowncommenter725 Ай бұрын
Agatha All Along.
@IstariAzul777
@IstariAzul777 Ай бұрын
@@theunknowncommenter725yay more witches. This is like 3 series in a row all about witches. I wonder if kk is a witch.. I suspect we may be dealing with a real life coven
@roygbiv8226
@roygbiv8226 Ай бұрын
When 75% of your audience vanishes do they not believe women are apart of that?
@MarkLittle-rq2bq
@MarkLittle-rq2bq Ай бұрын
"Sol, my dear old friend..." *throws Sol under the bus*
@DBONPC
@DBONPC Ай бұрын
Just that random "THORBBIN" in the middle of an actual sentence.
@willem1642
@willem1642 Ай бұрын
If there is no good or evil, there is no problem with being a toxic fan.
@knotengajin7359
@knotengajin7359 Ай бұрын
To be honest, I don’t think there were enough witches to qualify as Gino, particularly when portrayed as so insular that they would have disappeared due to old age in just a few decades.
@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar
@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar Ай бұрын
Gino refers to a genos being destroyed, as there were many species represented it is the wrong term. It was clearly based on religion.
@knotengajin7359
@knotengajin7359 Ай бұрын
@@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar National, ethnic, racial, or religious groups. Definitely the last, possibly loosely fitting the first as well. My point was that as they weren’t self sustaining and would succumb to old age anyway, you couldn’t really consider that applicable. Also, it could only be applicable if Trinity was aware that breaking the mind control would get them all or planned to regardless.
@papalaz4444244
@papalaz4444244 Ай бұрын
cosplay, fanfiction AND RPG CHARACTERS
@DragonEclipseX7
@DragonEclipseX7 Ай бұрын
Facts
@ChaniElkin
@ChaniElkin Ай бұрын
So I was generally enjoying this video. Disparu: "Willow and She-Hulk" Me: 'So bad it's good - what about Robyn Hood? Somewhere Director X is unable to meditate - I mean, he actually called you out by name!' Then was caught completely unprepared by Disparu talking about his 'natural British optimism' & caused me to laugh for minutes (had to pause) so hard I had tears. And Disparu, you should know the British are a light in the darkness with cheery optimism - just think about our Cornish Tom Bombadil with his combined harvester (& Pollyanna expression pics)!
@TheFistOfNuevaYork
@TheFistOfNuevaYork Ай бұрын
That combine harvester thing made me laugh so hard😂 Definitely in the top 5 moments of the channel🤣 and Director X didn’t really call Disp out by name(at least not correctly). He called him “Dizburra” if I remember correctly😂
@Gamer-kg4ec
@Gamer-kg4ec Ай бұрын
Me at the Jedi temple: “Hey guys does your saber throb? I think mines broken.”
@thomasace2547
@thomasace2547 Ай бұрын
*Still Throbbing* Is this REALLY what SW has become?! 😂
@winterfrench8094
@winterfrench8094 Ай бұрын
When I was a boy committing Gino was just what happened whenever Italian grandpa fell off the wagon.
@Vyhox2000
@Vyhox2000 Ай бұрын
This video left me T H R O B B I N G
@Maladjester
@Maladjester Ай бұрын
"The series deals with online hate" Last I checked, blaming something for your failure is not the same as dealing with it.
@hselwyn
@hselwyn Ай бұрын
If you release a “diss track” after the show releases and is still airing. Go on the view saying nonsense most of us weren’t even thinking. It’s you honey not the fans
@ourlordsauron
@ourlordsauron Ай бұрын
There's no way the audio description said "throbbing" 😭
@ProudlyShadowBanned
@ProudlyShadowBanned Ай бұрын
They really don't know the difference between right and wrong, isn't it ?
@haraldbredsdorff2699
@haraldbredsdorff2699 Ай бұрын
They are literary luciferins, who believe what they want is good, because they want it. And other people preventing them from doing whatever they want are evil. I can not think of a single society outside of Hollywood that think this way.
@CouchCoop128
@CouchCoop128 Ай бұрын
Bro i saw your comment on X to Hamill about trumps ear 🤣the spice was strong 🙏
@N.S.M.C1999
@N.S.M.C1999 Ай бұрын
The worst part is is. I have a friend who's a writer and they use D&D characters from campaigns as characters. Sometimes there's like one from this campaign and one from that campaign type of deal, but she's from the left. They don't play D&D. They play whatever the f*** it is now
@TestAcct46
@TestAcct46 Ай бұрын
Star Wars Defense Squad: It must be tiring, thinking about how much you hate Star Wars all the time. Me: I don't think about you at all.
@chrisstahl2653
@chrisstahl2653 Ай бұрын
Even IF Indara would have known that severing the telepathic mind-control would kill the witches and have gone ahead with it anyway, that would hardly be genocide. Mass murder maybe, but not genocide. It's really shocking how the media keeps distorting meanings of words. Either way, Indara severing the connection was self-defense.
@samhampton6771
@samhampton6771 Ай бұрын
What happened to the witches was a “gyneocide” if you will
@davidhurcombe6505
@davidhurcombe6505 Ай бұрын
I really hope there's gonna be a season 2 for the hilarious KZbin content made about it.
@user-ex9zo1kk2y
@user-ex9zo1kk2y Ай бұрын
Red and still throbbing! Yes my friend you got it right 😂
@MedalionDS9
@MedalionDS9 Ай бұрын
Why is this Audio Description sound like it's narrating a Romance Novel... "still throbbing"
@EmeraldSullivan-si7tb
@EmeraldSullivan-si7tb Ай бұрын
Interesting perspective, got me thinking!
@headrockbeats
@headrockbeats Ай бұрын
I can't wait for your review of the finale! It's the event of the summer! GAH THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME.
@imjustsaying5357
@imjustsaying5357 Ай бұрын
I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetic... Oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway hahahahaha
@CujoHyer
@CujoHyer Ай бұрын
You know, the world from Willow, was added to Wookieepedia many years ago, as an April Fool's joke... At this point in Disney Star Wars... with Witches and magic, and all... I could see them combining Willow season 2 with Acolyte season 2. It is not even slightly a leap to say 'Osha lands her ship on a strange world, a fantasy world... where she is greeted by two annoying lesbian girls, and a midget that nobody respects anymore!'
@fionnaitsradag5152
@fionnaitsradag5152 Ай бұрын
🤣
@mkabilly
@mkabilly Ай бұрын
The article tries to argue this show is the least popular because it has no recognizable characters. This argument is so absolutely f*ing dumb. You know what didn't have any recognizable characters? Star Wars. Toy Story. Breaking Bad. Game of Thrones. Literally any single new IP there ever was. It's not about having recognizable characters, it's about building, writing, making the next generation of recognizable characters.
@jacquelineking5783
@jacquelineking5783 Ай бұрын
Whatever you might think of the show, I never watched it, the Mandolorian didn't have known characters or at least not on the level of the movies. It was a hit for lots of people until season three.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one Ай бұрын
*"THROBBING"*
@lordaizen8004
@lordaizen8004 Ай бұрын
I’m not don’t pointing and laughing yet…… bring on a season 2!!! 😂 The world NEEDS some good belly laughs during these hard times
@seanfoltz7645
@seanfoltz7645 Ай бұрын
You need to understand that their best are dumber than our worst idiots. We're not mad about the Acolyte, instead, we're simply disgusted.
@cmac3530
@cmac3530 Ай бұрын
The "Still Throbbing" soundbyte might be the best thing to come out of this shit show
@paulfountain1364
@paulfountain1364 Ай бұрын
The car crash continues. Going to miss these reviews, best thing inspired by Disney in years.
@kevo-o-o
@kevo-o-o Ай бұрын
Disparu I just saw your burn on Hammil. Excellent work man
@sant5925
@sant5925 Ай бұрын
If Velma and Batwoman got a Season 2 so can this brainrot
@RandomTChance
@RandomTChance Ай бұрын
I didn't know she was Rue until the other day. Now I'm sickened even more. 🤢🤮🤢
@andyjj6494
@andyjj6494 Ай бұрын
It was truly awful. The camp Jedi knight mincing about with his light sabre was hysterical.
@fionnaitsradag5152
@fionnaitsradag5152 Ай бұрын
Come on Season Two! I need more hilarious reviews!😆
@likestech1873
@likestech1873 Ай бұрын
She had to go to hospital when her light saber remained erect for over four hours.
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 Ай бұрын
That audio discription. ...not since The Afterschool Special: Go Ask Alice has there ever been anything more smarmier directed toward Junior High.
@luminousbrilliance1711
@luminousbrilliance1711 Ай бұрын
"Gynocide"-get it correct Lord God Emperor Disparu-LOL 🙂
@TheRoflcer
@TheRoflcer Ай бұрын
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