Dissecting Cursed Nintendo Commercials

[@lounge-mutt]

ah yes mirinda, that sweet glorious nectar link MUST consume

[@joniivee]

He's got an extreme thirst and there's only one thing that can quench it.

[@lounge-mutt]

@@joniivee he's got low blood sugar baby

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@joniivee There are Moo Moos, which are cows, in the Mushroom World. They were introduced in MarioKart 64 in the same year as SM64.

[@topaz_anole]

STOOPID

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

Bro I'd drink that chimical shit back in Morrocco with my cousins 🤣

[@jackhageman9983]

There’s cows in Mario kart, I hope they make milk

[@StafkiGTN]

maybe they do.

[@jtothepmoreno1010]

In Yoshi’s crafted world- one of the levels has stickers in the background that advertise “Moo Moo Meadows Milk”

[@supersmashbro596]

paper mario when peach is making gourmet guy a cake one of the ingredients is MILK.

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

They do

[@butterknife4621]

Can't you see ads for moo moo milk in the tracks in mario kart

[@SameNameDifferentGame]

I *think* Link is giving a "cheers" to the kid shaking the TV, not looking at the bottle. But I could be wrong.

[@ibilesfighter3.16]

Like a mockery of the kid like, cheers for the drink, now time to take another

[@SECONDQUEST]

I believe this as well. ENGAGEMENT.

[@SameNameDifferentGame]

@@SECONDQUEST Like and comment for the Algorithm God for @jonii.

[@franz2989]

You are not wrong, that's actually the message

[@nargishun6549]

@@SECONDQUEST E N G A G E M E N T

[@bukachell]

I think the reason mario's model in the got milk ad is to reinforce the idea that he's from the game directly while making him more dynamic and expressive

[@caxolog]

I think it’s the same model from the title screen face drag thing lol

[@kat_lynx]

I can explain the Mirinda commercial! It was actually made here in Mexico and aired sometime in 1999 (Fall if memory serves right), Nintendo was a HUMONGOUS deal over here at the time, so much the brand had it's own tv show called Nintendomania, which was... Imagine Nintendo Power, but as a TV show. It is generally agreed Gus Rodriguez, the man behind Nintendomania, Club Nintendo magazine and basically introducing Nintendo to Latin America, was responsible for the commercial with assets sent by NoA, as he had really a good relationship with NoA and they would send prototype build of games to show in the show and show how big dev carts are compared to the retail version and other things for the magazine, as well as managing the creation of original commercials (like that Link one) for the region and the dubs of US Nintendo commercials. Of course it aired later in arab regions the following year, OoT was still Nintendo's highest talked about game, and Mirinda is a pretty popular drink. I want a Mirinda now.

[@lonk_skonk]

Well too bad it's all mine

[@Gear07]

@@lonk_skonk wait. There's already a link Miranda pfp?

[@sthirteen]

humongus 😳

[@Elementa2006]

Yeah, I can confirm that the Miranda commercial did air on Arabic stations at the time. We actually air commercials from other countries and slap Arabic texts on it with dialogue either subtitled or dubbed depending on who's translating the commercials.

[@dumpyisking7498]

I personally love the Singapore airlines Mario, he is one of my favorite models just because of his uniqueness

[@banjosoldaccount7907]

“We’re looking for a magic puzzle piece” I was told that a hound and a drake threw one across DK's treehouse

[@robbiewalker2831]

Also, Jiggies ARE puzzle pieces; they're named after the term "Jigsaw Puzzle", where the pieces are like the Jiggies you see before you.

[@stapler942]

"If Mario is sentient, what happens when the game turns off?" So fun fact, when a computer is turned off or really any circuit, there is always a small amount of leakage current that happens (i.e. spontaneous discharge in capacitors or quantum tunneling in semiconductors). So in a way, Mario is never truly "off", he just rests for a while...

[@SrSander]

oh no

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Mario is never really gone...

[@ArynBendah]

Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized.

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

I actually wanted to make a Sonic Pepsi commercial once just because we already had Mario, Link and Pac-Man in drink commercials Also, milk DOES exist in the Mario universe because of Moo Moo Meadows from Mario Kart

[@joniivee]

Oh damn, that's another example! A friend of mine also already pointed out the milk bar in Mario Party 2. And wow, I hadn't realized Sonic's never promoted a drink! It's his turn haha.

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Jonii It ended up being just an April Fools joke, but I might get working on it when I have the time

[@TheMGMfan]

@@joniivee Why would you not assume that milk exists in this universe? You do know that it comes from organisms, right?

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

@@joniivee I finally made the commercial. Like a month ago

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@joniivee Oh yeah, there's that too, the Milk Bar.

[@lrgogo1517]

So, a main point of the Pikmin 2 ad that Jonii didn't mention: Its punchline is that the "pikmin" come to two dudes, who ask that they get *two hotdogs **with mustard included, and the ad read at the end highlights the feature of working with two captains in the game. It just stood out to me how the hook point of that strange ad was just "This time there are _two_ guys 😎"

[@HeadphoneHeavenmakeswubz]

Seeing the Mario headbanging gif in high quality was an out-of-body experience.

[@hedgehoggamer5555]

ok, the link one got me when does link ever take a break to drink suspisicous soda out of a treasure chest since when does he take breaks in general, he's a very serious person

[@SrSander]

i remember the mexican version of that zelda commercial being uploaded on youtube a few years ago, but i can't seem to find it nowadays its the same commercial but shorter, and at the end it showed what probably was the mexican slogan for mirinda at the time "Un momento Mirinda"

[@xavierlime06]

The last commercial is new to me. I literally don't know how to feel right now.

[@cheerfulremorse]

Couldn't Mario get milk from the farms in Moo Moo Meadows? lol cool video

[@GojiBoiEarth1964]

Surprised you don’t bring up that one Yoshi Island commercial where a fat guy literally explodes from eating too much with fluids flying everywhere

[@SrSander]

oh god i've always hated that one for the sole reason that its too grotesque lmao

[@ChickenCoop82]

I figured out what made Mario’s Bulging -animation- so cursed When a normal person guzzles milk where does it go? Their throat and then their stomach, so Mario’s throat and stomach _should_ be bulging, which they are But Y’know what else bulges? Mario’s legs, Mario is drinking milk and the milk is going through his legs

[@Julian_Pepper]

Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait: *_Mario drinking Milk and Link drinking Mirinda_*

[@Angel-ex1zg]

Don't know where the Ocarina of time Mirinda commercial is from, but it definitely was on tv a lot back in the n64 days here in Mexico, it was weird then, and it is weird now lmao Good vid

[@brokenlimit6870]

This guy is going to be one of those KZbinrs that you’ve watched that one time and loved but never watched again to a one million subscriber channel that almost all of your friends know about. It’s crazy how much time flys for KZbinrs

[@awesomeocelot7475]

They literally have Mario kart tracks in and around Moo Moo farms with LITERAL Cows (and Bulls) so if they have cows they of. corse have to have milk. Plus they mention Milk briefly at the Tea Vendor in Bowser’s inside story.

[@melon6444]

"Does milk even exist in Mario?" Moo Moo Meadows: Am I a joke to you?

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

I think link is toasting his drink to the player when it shows the reverse shot

[@notarmani4804]

I wonder what happens to Mario when he drinks Chocolate Milk…

[@simonj4889]

Jesus, the mouth on airplane Mario... fuckin haunted. Great video!

[@joniivee]

It's so fucking cursed. xD And thank you!

[@megadaddy1995]

Thanks for reminding me about the mario milk commercial that's been living deep in the crevices of my mind.

[@kerokerocola99]

Waaaay too late but tbh I always liked that model of Got Milk, it looks fairly close to the N64 renders, but without the orange tan lol Also, the Banjo one is not the model. Their actual promo models were used in the JP commercials of both Kazooie and Tooie.

[@Launchpad05]

Seeing Mario in a stupid Milk commercial was like A huge punch to the gut for me.

[@tymime]

Weird, I was actually scared of the Got Milk commercial as a kid, but for entirely different reasons. It was specifically Mario getting his face slammed into the block, and the kid yelling in frustration. I don't know exactly why it scared me then, but as near as I can figure, the way Mario is smacking into it so violently over and over, and the kid's voice reminding me of feeling helpless and stuck was the reason.

[@caxolog]

Dude, I’m pretty sure the head model for the Mario Commercial is the EXACT same as the head from the title screen (Edit:)Lol I went back and it is 100% the same model with the eyes slightly bigger but you saying that you’re “not used to seeing it close and emote” is kinda hilarious when it’s not any of this promo art, it’s literally just the title screen haha

[@sammylane21]

Link wasn't inspecting, he was saluting the boy, thus acknowledging the kid,, the fact he knows he's a game changer, and knows of the giant screen. Also Link's drink doesn't empty at all.

[@Goomba456]

Your point about cake falls apart even more when you remember the Mario Kart track Moo Moo Meadows where there is visible Mario Branded Milk.

[@RiiViiMedia2424]

How to improve the commercials 1st commercial: Make milk chocolate milk. 2nd commercial: Have milk included. 3rd commercial: Have Link drink milk. Seriously, that last one literally has Lon-Lon milk in their universe.

[@lucaostuni2688]

2:30 my guy forgot about moo moo meadows

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

Your anslysis on the Pikmin commercial made me laugh my ass off. Now, I'm going to need to get an ass implant from that one Pikmin dude at 12:15.

[@rocksinaroll5727]

Oh I remember the early years of KZbin and there was tons of memes and YTPs of those creepy Nintendo ads everywhere

[@xxElyonxx]

god why does it seemingly take link hours to consume one (1) beverage

[@lov3yzz]

Nintendo adds are still weird, and Mario is still jumping out of tvs there’s one I saw like a week ago where 4 kids were playing Mario party superstars but he didn’t jump outta the tv, mario crept by the wall like “I’m gonna take your liver” then he hits a number block, pretty weird add 😭

[@boinkus5063]

Freakish growth aside Mario made that milk look really appealing

[@thegarbageguy788]

I remember seeing those weird remote controller things in an airplane once and never in a million years would i thought the commercial which advertised it was where the mario head banging gif came from

[@SlyHikari03]

the Mirinda ad was kinda cool, i loved watching that on early KZbin as a kid. Link giving a "cheers" is kinda charming. also, that pikmin ad makes me laugh, the "hot dog!/mustard!" chants became an inside joke between my high school friends. Ps, the Mario Headbang gif is the most Y2K image ive ever seen, and the fact that it came from an Airlines ad from Malaysia makes it even more interesting.

[@zeko4497]

Jonii: no milk in the mushroom Kingdom Moo moo Meadows: my joke to you

[@TurbopropPuppy]

"no evidence that milk exists" uh hello? Moo Moo Meadows? and you call yourself an authority 🙄

[@colefitzpatrick8431]

i just spent my lunch break watching jonii theoretically dissertate about milk gulping sounds in the mario universe

[@arcata6612]

Before you even mentioned the Mario headbanging meme as soon as he headbanged on the commercial I was like OMFG SO THATS WHERE THATS FROM! I remember the Mario techno remix with that Mario gif way back in like 2006 or whatever lol

[@Shrek_es_mi_pastor]

Mario lived in the real world before getting to the mushroom kingdom, so he knows about milk. Also, as another person pointed out, in the Moo-Moo Farms stages of the Mario Kart series, there's cows, they should produce milk

[@minerpig04]

The Majora's Mask ad you showed in the outro is just bad touch all around! Its unnerving to think of a scenario where you're playing LoZ:MM and then hear a faint skull kid laugh behind you, it just makes me shudder.

[@cartoontvshowscommercialsa7438]

Thank you for using one of my commercials in your video

[@tacobellabeanburrito]

I just wanted to say that I really like your videos!!

[@JimmieJon]

Same

[@stapler942]

Apart from phallic comparisons, the "inflating Mario" animation makes me think of that original Mario Party game where you inflate Bowser balloons with an air pump.

[@NTMonsty]

I hope you're able to do more of these. The SNES-N64 era was a goldmine.

[@wachajulya]

I feel like I am the only one who likes the got milk commercial and is entirely unphased the magazine commercial is rather creepy though

[@NintendOtaku96]

Baby Bowser mentions wanting milk from an evil cow in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

[@Toy_story_and_beyond]

Peach bakes him a cake, so there’s an explanation on why Mario probably knows what milk is😂

[@Toy_story_and_beyond]

Nvm, I just watched the rest of the video😅

[@King_Cisco]

“Have you ever seen milk in the Mushroom Kingdom?” There are cows. What would the cows be used for?

[@BlueAmpharos]

The pikmin costumes made them look more like a cross between Wizard of Oz munchkins and Teletubies.

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

3:24 3:57 *f i l l i n g o u t*

[@heathinvaderstudios]

Mirinda! Jim Henson made two commercials for it in the 70’s. Interesting stuff!

[@andrescube64]

I love the N64 Commercials there very charming, I love the Banjo Kazooie commercials

[@dinisourdoomgaming9139]

I once crashed into a big barrel of milk while playing the moo moo meadows stage in mario kart wii

[@ShovelFighter12]

Mario: robbing milk in your houses since the 90’s.

[@Antifearn]

Mario probably gets most of his milk from Moomoo Meadows in Mario Kart. He didn’t have to run over any cows with his car in the real world

[@Gear07]

From where i live. I can confirm that Miranda one is *definitely* true Fun fact: Miranda is like fanta but better

[@jawharp1992]

I've never seen Melk in the Mario universe

[@pac-kikin]

I think you should talk about Cursed Pac-Man Commercials, I hope you can find some!

[@jdogmcfly1712]

Mario does know what milk is because he and Luigi lived Brooklyn before going to the mushroom kingdom.

[@StrawberryServal]

one of the videos that somehow made me uncontrolably giggle for 0,3 seconds

[@obsidian_oki]

Ah yes the uncanny valley

[@vacuumblink2300]

Milk is in Mario party 2

[@nargishun6549]

There's milk on the Mario Cereal Box.

[@Nic_2751]

I’ll be waiting for the next lengthy video

[@genkaiba15]

Milk comes from Princess Peach. Peach makes Mario grow. Asked and answered. 🤣🤣🤣

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

Theres coffee in new donk city, implying that if someone drank latte there, milk exists in the mario universe

[@theorangetoad5669]

KZbin Recommend System got me here.

[@iwaslego2505]

In moo moo meadows there is milk carts, milk jugs, and believe it or not, cows.

[@rikukeyblademaster1575]

Hey there I just randomly stumbled upon your channel and noticed that you cover cursed content as a girl who was born with a multitude of disabilities such as hydrocephalus and LMC while also dealing with being in the first stage of multiple sclerosis I have become a very Worthy investigator despite all of that. Honestly long story short I was not supposed to live past the age of 2 years old I had fluid on the brain and the LMC is a brain eating bacterial disorder that I got from my father's genetics unfortunately and I also got the LMC as well as the multiple sclerosis from him as well which really sucked and it still sucks. Although some good came out of it even though the LMC was cornered because of the fluid surrounding my brain instead of getting the chance to attack my brain and killing me at the age of 2 years old it instead had nowhere to go so it would attack my retinas and severely damaged my optic nerves which like I said rendered me completely blind when I was a baby causing me to overanalyze many things because I had to use my ears as my eyes and my brain as a projector as well. It's funny after all these years I finally have a little bit of a theory about myself and the theory is, what if I'm still actually completely blind but my eyes are being powered by my brain which is the projector. You see my brain like I said before acts as a projector as well as a memory storage unit I basically am like a computer chip I'm also multi-talented not only do I have both the photographic and identic memory but I have some wicked singing and voice acting skills as well :-) I also used to do stuff like sewing and many other things too until my doctor banned me from sharp objects. She also told me I couldn't go anywhere near heights due to the fact that when I was a baby in order to drain the fluid out of me they had to install a shunt but that wasn't until after they used a pea straw which took 17 hours because they were scared they were going to collapse my brain if they went too fast but despite it I somehow managed to put a bright spin on things :-) not much gets me down in other words!

[@kylermorrellfortiner1104]

7:49 what is that coming out of his mouth?

[@biscuitsepicdogkennelforme8333]

2:17 you heard of moo moo meadows? You know, with the cows?.the cows that make milk?

[@CatalinaMaxCisternasJofre]

Link for the Singapore Airlines commercial with the weird-looking Mario?

[@GregCubed]

“There’s no evidence milk exists in this universe” MOO MOO MEADOWS??? Cancelled and unsubscribe d.

[@joniivee]

I can't believe I've made such a glaring mistake. I don't deserve to call myself a gamer.

[@dustinmartin3549]

Moo Moo meadows didnt exist in these times.. hes excused.

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

GregCubed I think you mean “Obviously, FAKE GAMER”

[@connorbeith3232]

Not only that, but Yoshi's Crafted World has milk bottles hidden throughout and there's even a giant milk carton that says, "Moo Moo Meadows Milk."

[@Antonio-is2cn]

Mario and Link drinking is very cute!

[@theeducatedfool]

The Singapore ad looks like an early preview of Illumination’s Mario movie.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

There’s cows in Mariokart with milk containers in the background, I think he knows what milk is

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

The Mario render in the flight ad literally looks like Super Show Mario mixed with N64 render Mario and modern/GC Mario

[@danielmallory4687]

To be fair.to the pigmen casting and acting dwarfism is decently rare so in order to cat so many they had to not be too picky

[@rocksinaroll5727]

Those pikmin men reminds me of teletubbies if they lose 90% of their total body weight leaving only skin tights suits with faces of old middle aged men.

[@BreathWeapon]

in mario kart wii you can find milk bottles inside of carrages or karts or whatever those wagon whings pulled by horses are called

[@Yuti640]

9:01 (Don’t say what the white text looks like Don’t say what the white text looks like Don’t say what the white text looks like)

[@TonyTwoNukes]

Mario Milk commercial is to blame for people having inflation fetishes now

[@CassiusStelar]

moo moo farms. Mario Kart 64 moo moo meadows. Mario Kart Wii What else can they be farming from black and white spotted cows with udders?

[@finleythegemmyfan5659]

2:23 it's lined up perfectly

[@supersmashbro596]

2:17...hello? mario kart has moo moo farm and moo moo meadows. BOTH of which have cows in them. plus in paper mario when peach is baking a cake for gourmet guy. one of the ingredients is MILK.

[@BsKHacker]

Thank you I completely forgotten about the banjo-kazooie commercial

[@EricE549]

i swear you mixed this video in surround sound. it sounds like you're right behind me and the music is playing around me.

[@gabekyle260]

2:16 the way we know that he knows is in mario kart 64 there is a track called moo moo farm with cows.

[@Itshomski]

I love Mario jamming to that rock XD

[@archangelcabalhug7875]

big brain: you can learn lucid dream to meet the mario

[@danielmallory4687]

Idk if it was said in the comments before but mario is technically from the real world but whilst plumbing gets send to the mushroom kingdom world

[@simply7920]

Malk is in mario, Specifically mario kart. Moo Moo farm and stuff produce it, ALSO In Mk8 deluxe there is a billboard for Moo Moo Milk