Dissidia Final Fantasy: Vs. Kefka Palazzo Intros

Everybody's favorite world-destroying angel of death is back and dancing madder than ever just in time to verbally abuse the hell out of everybody in Dissidia.

[@BC465]

Kefka has the best verbal burns

[@LookerDewott502]

Just another reason I love Dissidia. I should really replay it.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

BC465 He does... But I'll will still always like Sephiroth and Kuja better

[@Nosretep]

Shantotto.

[@zzz43344]

Agreed

[@Spikkle]

Love the references, isn't "You are less than worthless", his line when facing The Emperor a direct quote of what he said to the Emperor like guy in FF6?

[@adarkerlink]

+Nevfx exactly.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Whoa! I just remembered that!

[@AegisOfFreedom]

I SEE A POZER!

[@thesecondsafckugcikxd7040]

*Jojo music starts playing*

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

"Ohhhhh...who's THAT handsome devil?" I bet Kefka would do himself if he could.

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Fletcher Reed and he’d still have Firion on the side

[@RichterTheRat]

*Goodbye Horses intensifies*

[@zzz43344]

Wouldn't put it past that guy.

[@DisterPluton]

I love the noise that happens whenever Kefka jumps. XD

[@BastardMan]

even though I'm quite the Squall fanboy, I fricking love Kefka's quote for him.

[@unetortue3429]

"Get lost, fossil" I bursted out laughing

[@zzz43344]

Me too!

[@Nautalus]

Kefka: "Ehh, what IS it that you want..." Sephiroth: I want Mother Kefka: "Oh I had 'that' already"

[@bluebirdsigma]

MEATHEADS MEATHEADS EVERYWHERE

[@KayDizzelVids]

"One of us is not serious enough" GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE????

[@Spikkle]

I love how he mimicks Shantotto's voice and her trademark "loser" insult to Gabranth: "Just another loser!"

[@SatoshiKurokawa]

MEATHEADS, MEATHEADS, EVERYWHERE. my favorite

[@ladycordelia17]

"You're annoying." (Sephiroth to Kefka)

[@supersaiyansai]

Kefka actually tells shantoto "you have a pretty mouth, want some candy?"

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

Kefka has some of the best comebacks and insults out of any of the fighters in Dissidia. Imagine if he maintained that similar mindset if he was playable in other crossover fighting games. Like, Smash Bros as an example.

[@GamerXZ0]

"one of us is not serious enough."

[@coastaldogz019]

Kefka: time for your punisment, LITTLE ONE!! XD

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@fffan96]

Ah man. I'll be in school and miss all the fun.

[@charcharmunr]

He means it in the literal way because of the weapons.

[@signis94]

Hes the only one who had the balls to destroy the world,and,succeded.

[@eyescoldlemonade]

"Time for your punishment... LITTLE ONE!!" 0_0

[@Lu15d4]

Firion: what comes about from destruction? Kefka: oh, aren't you hot? Firion: okay, first the princess and now a clown! What's next, a teletubbie?!

[@Avalanste]

Kefka: EHH...what IS it that you want? Sephiroth: My mother. Kefka: ooohh, the momma's boy!

[@CrossoverGameReviews]

Kefka: Time for your punishment... Onion Knight: What do you mean by that? Oh crap, I better not lose this battle!

[@cobbil]

Best quote in this game: "I smell a poser!"

[@La-hora-del-terror]

0:33 i like that

[@Netsaver]

Kefka Papa... IT'S TOO LONG!!!

[@DragonslayerII]

Seems like the audio captions finished Kefka's quote to Gabranth... "Just another loser..." 'in the senate' o_O

[@Bullwine]

The quote is, "Who cares? He's just another sadist with a god complex. Like THAT'S something special!" Obviously referring to Sephiroth.

[@1upSmashUploader]

Now it seems like the bird is churping at old comments. what a small world

[@AxelFireDancer]

oO am I only one wonder about the line said to Kuja "I'm not in the mood" ... wow X'D

[@L33TRedNinja]

Kefka: Let's put a smile on that face >:)

[@dracocrusher]

*looks at Sepheroth* "Ehh, what IS it that you want?" Kafka just radiated pure smite and arguments over years of Sepheroth fan-boys/girls.

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@1upSmashUploader]

Yeah what can I say. FFX was one of my favorites too. Seymore had a weird story though like "Yo dawg ima protect you from Sin so ima transform into Sin"

[@DevilHunterJames]

Kefka should have said to Sephiroth "Please don't pwn me!"

[@ladycordelia17]

@thedarkmasters - When Kefka asks Sephiroth this question, I don't know whether Seph should reply, "To kick your ass, because you're annoying," or something like, "Would you blame me if I said I wanted Terra?"

[@WhiteBuddha]

He should have called Sephiroth a Momma's Boy

[@italian504]

Kefk used "Emotional Crit" On Garland, Firion, Cloud of Darkness, Cecil, Cloud, Squall, Zidane, jecht, and Gabranth. I would put Tidus but some ppl didn't play 10 to understand it.

[@GrayAria]

Kefka: One of us is not serious enough. Zidane: Why so serious? Kefka and Zidane: trollface

[@ladycordelia17]

@thedarkmasters - "I can't STAND the untalented." (Kuja to Kefka)

[@fffan96]

Nah, as Kefka said to Ultimecia in Duodecim "Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?"

[@jewellcleveland2226]

Alternative title: Kefka hates everyone (except himself)

[@CecilandRosa4ever]

who"s that handsome devil??!! lol

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

Kefka: You are less than worthless! Emperor: Your mom doesn't think so. Kefka: Well, Sephiroth's mom anyway.

[@Shetyre]

now you got what it takes to destroy the world i lold

[@Symonch_]

"I seeee a pooooser!" "And I seeee a gaaaaay clown!" "LIGHT OF JUDEGMENT!!!"

[@MJN_SEIFER]

While I hate hearing voices in ACTUAL Final Fantasy games, it's cool to hear them outside them like this. I think they did well with Kefka here, as this is pretty close to how Square wanted to portray him, I gather - especially the way his pitch changes midsentence.

[@alexthepure]

I agree with Kefka's first intro

[@Netsaver]

DEATH WITH DESTRUCTION!? BO-RING!

[@Passwordcom]

Kefka could have just use the "sand in my boots" joke for sephiroth.

[@finstrike7]

Yeah. Kefka would play some games too, just not agonizing ones. He's be flinging Ultima spells all around the place yelling in glee: "Cmon, let's play! Dance! DANCE! Let's destroy... EVERYTHING!!!"

[@ladycordelia17]

"I'm far more entertaining than you!" (Tidus to Kefka)

[@Aqua311]

I can picture Kefka taunting Squall like this: I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser!

[@fffan96]

Alright her we go. Kefka destroyed the world that's it a world. While Exdeath almost erased ALL existence meaning the universe and everything in it including himself. Ex death has done what both sephiroth and Kefka are famous for, 1. Killin a beloved character. 2.detroying the world.

[@John_Doe4269]

MEATHEADS. MEATHEADS EVERYWHERE.

[@geanlucas6728]

Go back to beach was the best

[@Link500ACS]

strange how everyone in the game either shows insane amounts of respect, or fear to shantoto, despite how tiny and "weak" she "looks".....

[@fffan96]

lol that's what happens when you judge Kefka!

[@Randomizer903]

1. see video of Darth Vader in a kilt riding a unicycle playing the bagpipes (check) 2. meet Kefka fangirl (check) 3. live to see the end of CoD/Battlefield fan wars ( ) 4. meet David Tennant and make him wear bunny ears ( ) thanks for helping me complete my bucket list

[@RobertSilvermyst]

Kefka: One of us is not serious enough. Now the question is: Which one? =P

[@fffan96]

Yep, I even remember reading that Caius may be the most powerful FF villain to date because he bore the heart of Etro. I gotta admit I was pissed when I saw this but whatever. What do you think?

[@AuronandSephirothmix]

amen

[@fffan96]

*Disappear without a trace.

[@makhyusnimakhyusni401]

Come to papa

[@YoshiAngemon]

I wonder what he'd say about Sora, if he were a Secret Boss in a Kingdom Hearts game, instead of Sephiroth.

[@thedarkmasters]

@ladycordelia17 I find that one odd because what onion knight says to cloud is "I think you think too much"

[@patrickanzaldua5389]

He kinda reminds me of the joker from the batman series cause of the way he talks.

[@ryanw5500]

Patrick Anzaldua He pretty much is Final Fantasy's Joker, if the Joker was a sorcerer. I think the two would get along quite well.

[@La-hora-del-terror]

@@ryanw5500 I rather Kefka more than Joker

[@GiordanDiodato]

in Japan, he's a joker clone in NA and EU, he's a psychopath

[@fffan96]

"A god" and God are two completely different things.

[@ladycordelia17]

@jameygamer - "If all you have is power, you are powerless." (Cecil to Exdeath)

[@haseomyth16]

1:50-1:54 Kefka: I see a poser! Squall: And i see a DEAD MAN! >:(

[@Megamelo]

@Hambrack ZOMG that's probably what actually happened he just had the sword to break his fall.

[@kirbyburn1]

Narcissist Kefka is Narcissist... still funny though Kefka to Kefka: Who's that handsome devil?

[@dementedvillian]

1:19 - 1:23 : Kefka was arrested later that day.

[@thedarkmasters]

ha ha ha basically kefka makes fun of every one but sephiroth "Eh...what is it that you want"

[@Snofey1]

Kefka is this game's star. If he would say something like that to me, I would so kick his ass xD

[@1upSmashUploader]

I think there's like a bird trying to chirp at us? Weird

[@thedarkmasters]

Dude there is another one he says "ah the smell of inexpiriance" to cloud...which means he is still a virgin

[@cliff1572]

Kefka to Zidane; I am Afraid the little mouse is SMACK!! lol

[@screaminggingin83]

"One of us is not serious enough" Mega rip off of "Why so Serious?" hahahaha

[@Hambrack]

Kefka- err... What is it that you want? Sephiroth- I want my mommy! (starts crying falls down the cliff, and, just by accident, stabs Aerith)

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@YouthMistake]

Dear lord, what a shitstorm. Seems like I missed a big feast.

[@radrillest]

@SwordSkill2 XD! Yeah!

[@felabugg1]

@HeavyMetalBeliever And Sephiroth goes to cry in a corner

[@VampirePrinceKRS]

is this Teddy from Persona 4? you can hear it the most in the "Who's That Handsome Devil" line he says to himself

[@NanTheDark]

1:20 Time to come home to Papa? That sounds kind of disturbing...

[@Legumaniac]

I think it would be funnier if for Sephiroth, Kefka said "You're SO overrated!"

[@Randomizer903]

S: you're annoying K: you're over-rated S: so are you K: i don't have any yoai pairings that i know of S: i can fight well WITHOUT magic K: my boss theme is 17 minutes long S: my boss theme has a million remixes K: my boss theme is symbolic S: my theme isn't boring K: i destroyed the world S: i destroyed 7 K: i don't have an oedipus complex S: i get all the girls >:3 K: ... uhhh S: AND i didn't get beat by one >:3 K: :'( S: oh yeah, i went there >:3

[@fffan96]

*love

[@lighth4zard]

@MrGothchibi poor inuyasha.... ohh wait...

[@captainnikolai25]

"I smell a poser!" Wow! Kefka's worse than Shantotto! XD

[@MetalFusionMaster]

destruction without death? BO-RING

[@MyDamnGrizzlyNigga]

you made a good point bra. Kefka craps all other the others. Him, Garland, and Golbez are still my fav. Ex Death is a golbez wannabe

[@DeezSkates]

"I see a poser!" hahahahahaha. It wouldn't have been so funny it it wasn't toward Squall.

[@finstrike7]

And his taunt to Tidus is SO Funny. "Go back the beach already...!"

[@zzz43344]

Ikr! Lmao

[@fffan96]

Yep and live and friendship aren't in Kefka's vocabulary.

[@ladycordelia17]

"This is gonna be your grave." (Zidane to Garland)

[@fffan96]

Apparently too him whoever he likes wins the fight. So I guess he misinterpreted me saying I like Kefka as a villain better over Ultimecia as Kefka beats Ultimecia in battle.

[@finstrike7]

Kefka PWND!!

[@gabrieliusstirna]

I'm not poser

[@PokemonGoGetter]

Your right the guy at 1:34 is

[@La-hora-del-terror]

that's my line

[@TonRobo]

He's that too. (=p)