Dissidia Final Fantasy: Vs. Kuja Intros

Zidane's villainous cross-dressing brother vexing his entire audience with over 22 acts of his cacophonous insults. Unlike everybody else, Kuja has more different intros with his rival Zidane.

[@tjvtown1]

Kuja: You don't wear the light very well. Shantotto: You don't wear the darkness well. Cecil: MAKE UP YOUR F***ING MINDS PEOPLE!!!

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@jewellcleveland2226]

Facts

[@rinafiles]

LMFAO

[@finstrike7]

Kuja: "Let me clip your wing, fallen one." Sephitorh: "Hmm... Come and try."

[@inesatt1313]

Oooh good one

[@GirtheAlienGoldfish]

"The weakest dog barks the loudest." OH SNAP.

[@BahamutZero09]

Kuja: Will you wag your tail for me? "Gabranth use Tail whip. Kuja's DEFENSE fell" Kuja: Awww man

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

0:13 Calm down, Kuja. It's not the same Garland you're thinking of.

[@GarredHATES]

"you make my skin crawl, Garland!" that line alone makes me wanna buy this game.

[@Lulu4Presidente]

Kuja:'You think you can dominate me?" Mateus:"You were not complaining when I did so last night"

[@paulineiv878]

OMG I loved this one lol!!♡

[@zzz43344]

O_O

[@sparklechild7689]

Kuja: Your screams will sound glorious with my music Zidane: ... Kuja: What's wrong? Already afraid to fight me? Zidane: ...Don't...EVER...say that again!

[@Wolfboy2012]

Kuja: would you wag your tail for me Gabranth: do i look like a fucking dog to you?!

[@DullBones]

Kuja: Exit quietly, old crone! Ultimecia: The last person that called me old ended up as a snack for some dinosaur!

[@zzz43344]

Lmao

[@jewellcleveland2226]

It should’ve been Griever

[@stef96ify]

Omega Weapon

[@Sinistrad627]

Kuja (at Terra):" A poor bird without wings". Terra (at Kuja):"A poor girl without tits".

[@himikotoga3283]

Sion Blade OMG i don't care if this was 5 years ago, not even blizzaga is gonna freeze that burn!!!

[@yuliaririhena3208]

@@himikotoga3283 So Seira Said to the Mysterious unknown guy:"I Hate it...i hate with those Goddamn scream in too much" And The mysterious unknown guy tells to Seira:"scream to me and the glorious with my music,my dear beloved one",like that right?

[@zzz43344]

O_O

[@SirenosSong]

His words to Cloud and Squall make me smile. And who else tried to imagine what it'd sound like if Kuja wrote a song, when they heard that line? XD

[@hortissimo613]

Kuja is the ultimate Queen of shade!

[@ViviFromFFIX]

Ultimecia alway looks offended in every one of these VS. videos like: Kuja: Exit quietly, you old crone. Ultimecia: *Gives Kuja death stare*

[@Epsilonyx]

"Let me clip your wing, fallen one." O_O Anyone else think Kuja's intro cuts deeper than most of the others toward Sephiroth?

[@skeletondemon6009]

It does honestly

[@tmma1869]

Anyway, I believe you forgot Kuja saying "I've been waiting for you, Zidane."

[@MrsJasmyn45]

I would love to dominate kuja... if you catch my drift

[@abkmf]

Kuja: You don't wear the light very well! Cecil: And the 5 light balls around you make you gay!

[@stef96ify]

To Kefka: "I can't stand the untalented." Kuja doesn't know.

[@DarkVaati13]

"You think you can dominate me?"

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

DarkVaati13 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[@spawnthecrazy]

I Love Kuja´s Voice!! Is The Best In This Game

[@MrsJasmyn45]

"You think you can dominate me" No, but I think a woman can

[@paulineiv878]

Sephiroth can as well!!♡

[@yuliaririhena3208]

@@paulineiv878 She said "you make My God dang Flesh crawl,Do You!?"

[@zzz43344]

😅

[@DarkPaladin24]

(Cloud to Kuja) We just met, but i won't miss you

[@Souijinn]

Kuja:Exit quietly old crone Ultimacia:GRRRR take that back! Zidane:HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@hedgehoundable]

People are always fighting if FF6 or 7 is better. But it doesent matter because 9 kicks both of their asses. Accept it.

[@ladycordelia17]

"Every little thing about you ticks me off!" (Tidus to Kuja)

[@AvatarDemonBird]

You're missing one other intro for Zidane, when Kuja says, "I've been waiting for you, Zidane." But I can't blame you for missing that one, since he has more lol. Keep up the good work, and I'll be expecting Gabranth's intros. His lines are badass!

[@iceblue1220]

BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER.

[@kouyung]

shantoto tells cecil he doesnt wear the darkness very well

[@Sagemaster00]

Shantotto laughs at his weak powers.

[@minimeg]

gg for the 10 subs ! sorry if its late, I use internet explorer

[@SirenosSong]

@Raionhato I agree. I think he also wants to show off not just his body, but the fact that he doesn't wear heavy armour, or more like he doensn't NEED to. It's as if he's saying "I don't even need these armoured boots." and he's aware of how taunting his costume can be. It's also just that - a costume. He loves the stage. There are a lot of reasons Kuja would have..

[@Megamelo]

Does Kuja call Terra a bird? OH great now Kuja fancies Terra. Kuja V Kefka "I can't stand the untalented" So you can't stand yourself?

[@Dsurvivor21stCentury]

HAHA the way Kuja says "fallen one" sounds like he's jealous.

[@marksmanTOP]

ah i remember the first time fought kuja with gabranth and he said "will you wag your tail for me" and I skipped every kuja battle ever since...

[@Fujikaya]

"You think you can dominate me" This is so not the thing to say to Palamecia XD

[@KaroandEk]

My intro to Kuja: "Your underwear is showing"

[@KitaraStrife]

@Thegreencrow No. This is not Duodecim. If it was, it would probably have battle intros against Kain, Tifa, Laguna, Yuna, and Lightning.

[@lighth4zard]

@dimesentyou ***MOAR SPOILERS*** I was comparing time compression to memoria.

[@RCDeschene]

@Sannya1803 Yeah, actually, they admit they fluked out with the way Kuja's Voice's actor was directed.

[@Netsaver]

Actually Kuja has like 5 intros with Zidane...

[@cmdood92]

@Person0805 yeah the day i posted that i went on to wikipedia, and found out the details. Just sounded too weird lol

[@tmma1869]

"Will you wag your tail for me?" Genius! Why does Gabranth refer to himself as a stray dog (?) though.

[@Bugeye27]

I think you're missing one more intro vs Zidane. Cause I saw another video and Kuja said "I've been waiting for you, Zidane"

[@KitaraStrife]

@souldrinker555 Actually, it's KUJA that is the original. To Old Man Garland (NOT to be confused with the Garland from FF1 and in these games), Zidane is an upgrade from Kuja, thus the longer life span.

[@KitaraStrife]

@HerbaMaliciferum He IS!

[@Halo1Light]

"You think you can dominate me?" ....Wait what?

[@Randomizer903]

@HighJudgeGabranth OOOooohhh, i see. i didn't know up until now. thnx :)

[@Randomizer903]

@Thegreencrow no. but it does use these intros.

[@Sceleratus]

@heroshadow42 Yeah i've heard a little of Jap Kuja, he sounds more like a theatrical lord, i think it's better too but still doesn't feel right. And i can see how English Kefka is more fun, the english voice actor does do a splendid job for him =)

[@DarkPaladin24]

@Dsurvivor21stCentury oh, and also how come zidane and kuja have more orntos than the rest

[@Zeromux]

"You don't scare me one BITCH" xD

[@distortomanipulo]

@92PinkRavens probably a reference to being a "military dog"

[@ValentineVanDrarcla]

@Halo1Light giggity XD

[@michaelkinley6422]

Kuja vs Garland... Hehe

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

"You think you can dominate me?" Looks like Kujie-koo's into BDSM.

[@sailorsaix1668]

Fletcher Reed I mean he has a sex dungeon in his palace

[@tmma1869]

OMG, you turned him into a Pokemon

[@hheecckk526]

well if light doesnt fit and shanotto says dark doesnt fit. what does?

[@Sagemaster00]

What is with Kuja and calling Firion and Gabranth dogs? Im playing 9 now so is it some kind of reference?

[@Randomizer903]

doesn'y his line for Gabranth seem out of place? but if there's a reason, please inform me.

[@lokishadownerd]

KUJIE!!! how COULD you?? i thought u had STANDARDS!!! and PRIDE!!

[@yuliaririhena3208]

Seira tells to Nanako, she says "a beautiful twin wild flowers" Eh?

[@HerbaMaliciferum]

@MarluxiaOrgXIII I think you mean homophobic, not sexist. Kuja is a great character, although I'm not entirely satisfied with his Dissida portrayal. He's so much darker in the original game.

[@cmdood92]

woah woah woah woah woah. Zidane and Kuja are siblings?

[@nalrashido]

Are Zidane and Kuja actually related as brothers?

[@Dsurvivor21stCentury]

@DarkPaladin24 Tbh I really don't know :(

[@heroshadow42]

@trevents I've only got a good glimpse of the English and Japanese Kuja and Kefka. I think the Japanese Kuja is better and the English Kefka is more fun.

[@DarkPaladin24]

@KaroandEk mine is "Nice outfit bub"

[@KitaraStrife]

@hedgehoundable NEVAAH!! Has either of those games inspired an author or write a book about a character that is an HOMAGE to one in those games? I DON'T THINK SOOO!! FF6, FTW!! For those wondering, I speak of the book THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA by Scott Lynch. :P

[@lokishadownerd]

the comment for this one are so funny X3

[@bja808]

According to this video, I think Kuja F**ked 6 guys xD

[@supersaiyansai]

@jameygamer My bad

[@SatoshiKurokawa]

exist quietly old crone lol

[@lighth4zard]

@dimesentyou how can you agree with my arguement then throw it out the window because u disagree with 1 part of it?

[@heroshadow42]

Why did they make Kuja's taunts make him seem like a douche. When I played Final Fantasy 9, it felt he was more like Seymore with skills, maybe even skillz, in manipulating.

[@huy218]

theyre brothers??!

[@HarbingerYT]

You missed Vaan.

[@PacificViceroy]

@powflip the best comment ever!

[@CynicalGamingBlogTerry309]

@lighth4zard lol

[@Dsurvivor21stCentury]

@DarkPaladin24 Sort of....

[@DarkPaladin24]

is kuja really zidane's brother?

[@villager9874]

Yes

[@MarluxiaOrgXIII]

To me Kuja is the best FF character, and as a villain, the best right after Kefka. :3 If people were less sexist everyone would understand how cool he is. But I'll admit it took me a while to get used to his english voice, now I don't hate it... Well, at least not THAT much.

[@hedgehoundable]

@KitaraStrife Maybe not but I still don't care. 9 was the best in my oppinion. On this,

[@betarugula8886]

Whoa, reaaally hating Kuja's English VA. The one against Sephiroth was decent though.

[@GirtheAlienGoldfish]

I like his VA. O 0 o

[@yuliaririhena3208]

@@GirtheAlienGoldfish Ami Said "I Hate Those Freaking Scream From Your glorious music" And The Hasegawa sisters Said "We Are not afraid You,You little animal freaky bunch of ratchet!"

[@TheBoredomOtaku]

OMG kuja sounds so....effeminate in dissidia english XP

[@LaviniaDeMortalium]

Er, Kuja's voice doesn't sound quite like him. Too nasally.

[@supersaiyansai]

When fighting kuja, tidus should have said, "Aaaah! a gay clown!"

[@gabrieliusstirna]

No

[@MK-vi2cm]

Gabrielius Stirna Yes

[@lighth4zard]

Kuja: "The moon steals light to shine brighter." And Final fantasy 9 steals plot devices to look cooler.

[@Sceleratus]

Argh god i love Kuja so much but this voice is TERRIBLE for him D:< ;_;

[@RaijinDestroyer]

I really do not like Kuja's voice in English :/

[@lighth4zard]

@dimesentyou ***SPOILERS*** 1) assumed protagonist and antagonist are brothers = ff4 2) a woman character afraid of her power as pretaining to espers/eidolons = ff6 3) protagonist from annother world (well kinda and kinda not referencing) = ff5 4) protagonist is a test tube experiment made by someone with deeper ambitions = ff7 5) shit stops making sense around the end of disk 3 = ff8 there are many other ideas... but really these are some of the stronger ones that spawn from other ff games.

[@Sannya1803]

WHOSE the hell is this voice??? It sounds like the voice of a host of a cheap show. SE, please leave my Kuja alone. I don't need any remake/retouch/re-create of FF9, please.

[@Golbez42]

One word about Kuja = gay

[@PCGamerNET]

Seriously, why did Yoshitaka Amano draw Kuja as a transvestite?