Well im done with this category for now until new stuff is found. Still in shock I managed to get this time. I stream everyday at / distortion2 Follow me on twitter! / distortion_2 Join the Distcord Server Now! / discord
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@distortion22 жыл бұрын
This time I'm going to give a thorough explanation of what is going on in this category as this run was insane. To start off, this run is done on CURRENT Patch as we believe it has more stability, and this falls into the UNRESTRICTED Any% category on www.speedrun.com/eldenring This category allows ALL use of glitches and the ability to ALT+F4 the game to achieve the Wrong Warp. This allows us to enter Farum Azula and is why you see the game close during that segment. The zip glitch further explained below is also extremely hardware dependent and requires a stable 60 fps as well as stable frametimes. I also decided to use a keyboard mouse cam to further show legitimacy, and I switch to controller mainly for movement as that is what I mainly play the game with. The timer also pauses as we use in-game time, which only continues when you are loaded into the game. We check the load screen at the end for the final time. The run has pretty much come down to a test of a runners patience, nerves and the ability to perform 13 FRAME PERFECT glitches known as "The Zip". This zip glitch allows us to teleport a wide range of distances using a combination of blocking, holding walk, and pressing W to move forward with a combination of 139 frames. If the two actions add up to 139, you teleport, and this distance can vary depending on the combination. The longer you hold W, the further you go. Some zips are so precise, that you need the walk and block duration to line up perfectly, which makes them double frame perfect :) I'm not even done yet, as we also have a newfound discovery which is the reason why we no longer have to fight bosses. This is thanks to speedrunner SeekerTV, and it is known as the "Megazip". This is done by performing a normal zip, and pressing W to walk forward again within a 12-14 frame window after the initial zip. This nearly quadruples your momentum launching you significantly further. We can use this megazip to kill Maliketh as well as Elden Beast. We don't fully understand what is going on behind the scenes, but we believe that by going far enough away from a boss arena, the platforms deload and the bosses begin to fall to their demise. In normal circumstances, we wouldn't be able to use this as our character would normally die before the boss does. This is due to the inherent fall timer in Elden Ring which will kill you after roughly 13 seconds of falling. However, by doing a mid-air attack we can actually reset this timer allowing us to fall even longer than the normal 13 seconds. This buys us just enough time to fall for long enough where the boss will die before us. Maliketh "Megazip" requires extremely specific positioning and angles as to have your character get "zipped" high enough where you can fall for roughly 8 seconds before attacking. If you launch too high, the game wont let you attack. If you launch too low, you will die before the boss does. You also have to deal with performing a frame perfect glitch under high pressure with an angry Maliketh trying to kill you :) The Elden Beast "Megazip" is a bit easier as we start as the Vagabond class, which has enough starting equipment that we can reach "Heavy Equip Load". (We also use this for the second zip of the run). This heavy equip load causes zips to go roughly 8% further and allows us to get just enough distance enabling us to more consistently to kill Hoarah Loux. It is a blessing that he has a cutscene, as when his first phase dies, it teleports us saving us from very imminent death. Elden Beast takes a bit longer to fall for whatever reason, and lucky for us the timing lines up perfectly where we can get piledrived by Hoarah Loux and receive the "God Slain" message indicating Elden Beast is dead right as the screen fades to black. The final boss is now dead and we are teleported to the final platform where we can beat the game. Radagon gets to survive, as the only trigger check for being able to activate the Statue is whether or not Elden Beast is dead. Hope this explanation helps and thank you for watching!
@seikeshklerns2 жыл бұрын
A god among men, you are. Godspeed on all your future endeavors!
@michelemeriggi2 жыл бұрын
Goat
@Jatch252 жыл бұрын
Well deserved, congrats my dude.
@Avric2 жыл бұрын
Christ man.
@jarrarwinks84702 жыл бұрын
Thanks, so good glad to see you are doing so well with this.
@jacksepticeye2 жыл бұрын
Sat down to watch this with my dinner and it was over before I took my first bite! Insane dude
@bassmasta91172 жыл бұрын
I blinked and missed it
@sin-jay7332 жыл бұрын
(Insert words here)
@lookatmybirdmybirdisamazin14152 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly when my bird saw the the thumbnail of the video he was like holy macaroni!!!! In bird language of course. 🤗
@GolDRoger-mh6gm2 жыл бұрын
JACK !!!
@angelo4232 жыл бұрын
What you eating
@SixStringsBroken2 жыл бұрын
At this point the run has evolved so that there aren't even spoilers anymore, you don't even see enough of the game to figure out what's happening
@marcofox4442 жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGGG
@MrBlackGamer1002 жыл бұрын
@@marcofox444 Yeah i didnt finish the game but was really interested in this run. funny i didnt get spoiled
@kylerpointerify2 жыл бұрын
He didn't even play the game lol.
@Nyzer_2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I know nothing about the plot of Elden Ring and after watching this video AND reading the explanation, I still know nothing
@makajossos94312 жыл бұрын
@@Nyzer_ i have finished elden ring twice and still have no idea about the plot lol
@username_69807 Жыл бұрын
What speedrunners seeing: good glitches and skilled speed run techniques Me: a man teleporting around and somehow killed stuff
@raleighredinger42942 жыл бұрын
“Sub 7 is so insanely difficult” 4 minutes in and he is DEAD SILENT in focus. Mad respect
@RealRanton2 жыл бұрын
just spare us the anticipation and make the 10 second run already
@whismond2 жыл бұрын
It's him! It's the one and only Rantoni!
@wat98342 жыл бұрын
the man, the myth, the legend.
@joshuawood10822 жыл бұрын
komm ins cafe
@whexgamer37802 жыл бұрын
Is so good.
@kaiderhai862 жыл бұрын
Nah man gotta get those subs 😅
@IronPineapple2 жыл бұрын
3:20 "Sub 7 is so insanely difficult, guys. I don't think you realize." lmao
@Jarrot2 жыл бұрын
The mark of a great wr is saying “it’s not gonna happen guys” into the true combo of it happening
@rabiyonoko56312 жыл бұрын
Hes cheating I will expose him soon
@Altiex2 жыл бұрын
2:56 "if I get a 7:30 I'll probably just call it quits" past dis had no idea
@kobeandgary2 жыл бұрын
@@rabiyonoko5631 why do you care? None of this shit matters 😂
@Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce2 жыл бұрын
@ rabiyonoko L+Ratio+Maidenless Behavior
@ConLLee Жыл бұрын
There’s a trend I’ve noticed with crazy speed run clips like this. 1. They almost always mention how ridiculous it would be to get a crazy time they’re unknowingly about to achieve and 2. There is always a point in the run where they just go completely silent because they know they got a special run going. GG!
@cranberrydaddy85292 жыл бұрын
The joy and tears in your voice. That shit made life worth living. Great job brother. Not sure wtf is evening happening but IT DOESNT MATTER.
@str1ve8962 жыл бұрын
“We’re leaving in 10 minutes. Finish your game up” This guy:
@CygnusX-112 жыл бұрын
so funny and original
@MemeGamerr2 жыл бұрын
Ngl so true
@duplab1432 Жыл бұрын
And he would have some time to pack his things:D
@Lolatyou332 Жыл бұрын
7 minutes to beat the game, 2 seconds to jerk off, 3 minutes of waiting in the car for them to get ready
@MrHenrikAndersson Жыл бұрын
That is how it was in the 80's before autosave. Kids today wouldn't believe you.
@kap64572 жыл бұрын
-Born into existence -Bends space and time using only a straight sword to teleport himself to farum azula -Removes maliketh from existence -Gets turned into a red mist by godfrey -becomes elden lord Fucking chad
@mrskittles98462 жыл бұрын
*leaves room without explanation*
@dodojesus45292 жыл бұрын
Has only used sword as teleportation device
@duchuynhvuong17332 жыл бұрын
ok
@fernandofaria28722 жыл бұрын
all in under 7 minutes.
@giangkim87892 жыл бұрын
ok
@digilost712 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this is having absolutely no clue what the fuck happens there and chat just going crazy. Never mind, the best part is when he has done it and gets really emotional, made me tear up a bit. Insane, good job!
@garrettjohnsen Жыл бұрын
I’ve been unsure about playing this game. Watching this made me realize how much I’ve been missing out. This looks awesome and so fun.
@ronln73862 жыл бұрын
As I commented before, this saga will end when dist creates his character and immediately after the credits start rolling
@attackoncake48512 жыл бұрын
watch, there's some character slider code that coincides with the code to trigger the ending cutscene.
@AUH5OJ2 жыл бұрын
After that he will load onto the game and it will be the credits
@Alyce-Donut2 жыл бұрын
Gets the rememberance of Elden Beast from dying from the Scion boss.
@zn6632u2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@gagemcphail2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao true
@dillyboyq2 жыл бұрын
“Hey son we’re leaving in 7min so be ready” Distortion2: “sweet I have just enough time to beat Elden Ring”
@MattyBudzzz2 жыл бұрын
how long has this comment been in rotation on speedrun videos? im surprised people continue saying it, my only guess is that its just bots programmed to use buzzword or catchphrases that generate likes for some reason. Cant really imagine actual people reusing this phrase for like 5+ years
@Prayrz2 жыл бұрын
@@MattyBudzzz alright speedrunning professor relax
@MattyBudzzz2 жыл бұрын
@@Prayrz ??? you must have misunderstood, im curious if that guy up there is a bot
@moooseman32 жыл бұрын
@@MattyBudzzz it's just a meme. Don't come to KZbin comments expecting originality.
@brod71732 жыл бұрын
@@MattyBudzzz you overestimate the creativity of comments in youtube
@billyhendry8369 Жыл бұрын
Oh man when he finished and you could hear him nearly start crying he instantly became one of my favourite creators. Reading the comments and learning even more about him only increases that
@toastybowl2 жыл бұрын
Never seen an ER speed run but it's hard to imagine this going much better. The Godfrey piledriver is just perfect comedic timing
@rasmus64863 ай бұрын
I think they did...😂
@LobosjrGaming2 жыл бұрын
Zip Lord Dist2 has invaded
@KKKuma2 жыл бұрын
Hello lobos
@Roguchii2 жыл бұрын
Hey Looby
@Voidward2 жыл бұрын
He zips out of the arena into outer space, your game crashes, and you load back in with your armor set missing.
@archangelgabriel84932 жыл бұрын
All you see is the invasion indicator then Dist teleports behind you anime style then backstabs.
@austingage85932 жыл бұрын
Hi Lobos :)
@LoPiccolo.2 жыл бұрын
“Sub 7 is insanely difficult.” “If I grinded hard enough I can maybe do it.” And he does just that in the same run. Good shit my friend.
@johnnymartin6462 жыл бұрын
Grinded?? How abouf have no fucking like guy. Pc players i beat the game in 20 mins while doing nothing legit..
@tamnguyen-bl7jf2 жыл бұрын
ok
@TheWeen3442 жыл бұрын
@@tamnguyen-bl7jf why are you mad bozo
@xnotasweatx2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWeen344 probably can’t beat elden beast
@TheWeen3442 жыл бұрын
@@xnotasweatx facts
@BJGvideos2 жыл бұрын
I've never played Elden Ring and it seems I wouldn't know what was going on even if I had but I'm still happy for you. I love when the runners get so emotional! It's awesome.
@draky777602 жыл бұрын
That's great!! You'r awesome dude BIG GG to you This run is crazy
@krt82052 жыл бұрын
These runs went from "ill catch this after work" to " Ive got something to watch on break"
@Hatchling992 жыл бұрын
At this point I can just take a bathroom break and watch them lol
@jh_902 жыл бұрын
“Sub 7 is so insanely difficult guys I don’t think you realize.” “I think if I grind it hard enough I can maaaaybe do it but….” Gets it on that run 😂
@NihongoWakannai2 жыл бұрын
It's always funny watching and knowing the run is a world record, but hearing them talk as if it's another regular run.
@kaelflamebringer34362 жыл бұрын
The best thing is he got the exact same time the run after that
@RougeMephilesClone2 жыл бұрын
You love to hear it.
@uniqueusername7982 жыл бұрын
I was watching and reading comments and he said this at the EXACT time i read this comment. I feel like he talks about how difficult every run is, and then within three days he beats whatever run he had.
@CyberneticArgumentCreator2 жыл бұрын
3:21
@imafirinmahlazahr2 жыл бұрын
It was pretty funny to be watching the Maliketh fight, have no idea what was happening, and then just see the chat exploding.
@MindstabThrull2 жыл бұрын
Congrats to sub-7! When I started watching speedruns of Elden Ring, I thought sub-20 would be impossible. And now you and others have chipped away, chipped away, and chipped away at it to the point where using Torrent would slow you down! Congrats to you and the rest of the speedrunning community for accomplishing this feat especially so soon after the game came out!
@ioacc12372 жыл бұрын
Man, every time I go onto KZbin this guy has a new record... Absolute madlad
@Nenad022 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@frankcoley15372 жыл бұрын
He's a lad :D Lad
@DemBigOlEyes2 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for his sub 5 minute run. Should be out tmr maybe lmao.
@eminence_2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the runs are just easy to beat then
@synergy5252 жыл бұрын
@@eminence_ he’s just very skilled
@junojuno37452 жыл бұрын
I still remember watching some guy explain how he found this zip glitch. He was very humble/nice about everything too. "Maybe there could be speed runners that could use this". If only he knew the power he was unleashing upon the world.
@lilporky85652 жыл бұрын
5 days later he's doing his laundry and all of a sudden *GOD SLAIN*
@executor312 жыл бұрын
I remember the YT vid as well !
@josuemelena14782 жыл бұрын
@@executor31 link
@dailyjumps_paul62452 жыл бұрын
@@executor31 link please
@ryuj31n2 жыл бұрын
can you give us a link? :)
@MuteSpectre2 жыл бұрын
I love how the end of the run makes it seem like you are the god who was slain. Maybe the real Elden Beast was inside is the whole time.
@Cpt_Dave2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I didn't look for two weeks and we went from half an hour to this? Great job dude, as always.
@DreamhopMusic2 жыл бұрын
i had such a massive smile on my face listening to how excited distortion got when he saw the sub 7 time haha
@CH1EFBL1TZ2 жыл бұрын
I also had a massive...... smile
@thestormkage2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@pthibault6302 жыл бұрын
@@CH1EFBL1TZ I feel like you don't really mean "smile". Was what you're talking about also on your face?
@TheEgalisator2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's named Distortion Two because he's in the habit of breaking that many minute barriers at once.
@jonperez123442 жыл бұрын
I’d cry too
@harborwolf222 жыл бұрын
Love how he talks about 'sub 7' maybe being possible with tons of grinding... Perfect.
@JafarFromAfar_2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched almost all of his speed runs and at the start of every record he says that setting that would be a perfect run, and then he goes and does it over and over again.
@rabiyonoko56312 жыл бұрын
He was cheating ill expose him on my next video
@Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce2 жыл бұрын
@rabiyonoko Maidenless behavior
@user-kx4cf7iy5u2 жыл бұрын
mmmm
@dr.leadbetter13152 жыл бұрын
@@Xol_Will_of_the_Divorce its a bot he want attention
@Muniizzz6 ай бұрын
9:00 Kid plays without having his hand on the keyboard, another level xD
@estebancasillas95295 ай бұрын
He just uses the keyboard to so the zips
@Nateda_2 жыл бұрын
The people malding over this video is too funny😂😂
@Ganondurk2 жыл бұрын
"Damn, he beat the game in under an hour? Impressive, but he probably can't get much lower than that" - Me, a month ago, the naive fool that I was
@riner92 жыл бұрын
'Beat the game'
@ozylocz40782 жыл бұрын
Why would you say that on a game like this, that early? Lol it’s beyond foolish.
@Fenthule2 жыл бұрын
me two weeks ago "man zips are kinda trash and ruin the fun of the game" me now: "annnddd ZOOOOM!!!!!" lmao
@alienx28822 жыл бұрын
@Mona Lissa Terrible virus debe ser eso
@expeditor58952 жыл бұрын
@@riner9 getting to the credits = beating the game in most cases
@HavokYT2 жыл бұрын
This is getting out of hand 😂
@alwayssmiling30072 жыл бұрын
"now there are two of them"
@utmostkibbles91252 жыл бұрын
This is literally the exact same line that entered my head when I saw this pop up xD
@CaptPoco2 жыл бұрын
This is the first gameplay of Elden Ring that I've seen. As far as I can tell, it's a parkour/teleportation game with subtle fantasy elements.
@volgtonnen3182 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@1979Xfiles2 жыл бұрын
Dist has broken this run into pieces ‼️‼️‼️🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👀👀👀
@Epsonea_4822 жыл бұрын
Melina is still waiting for the Tarnished to show up when they've already become Elden Lord in 6:59 minutes lmao
@samharold90222 жыл бұрын
Melina: Hmmm, where is our future Elden Lord? Torrent: I told you we should have waited at the Chapel of Anticipation…
@shieldgenerator72 жыл бұрын
poor Torrent never gets shown :(
@garrytalaroc2 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have 7 minutes left to live. Distortion2: Aiight, let me finish Elden Ring first.
@jonnyfendi20032 жыл бұрын
Melania gonna pop out of nowhere and be like “i will show you true horror”
@davida1d22 жыл бұрын
Time to do it: 7:00.17 God shivering: "Put on my tab."
@twxet70952 жыл бұрын
Dies in the middle of credits
@user-kx4cf7iy5u2 жыл бұрын
mmm
@redeyesstfu2 жыл бұрын
Mom- It's a school night. You have ten more minutes to finish your game This guy- Aight bet
@MultiOlimac2 жыл бұрын
Dude, there is already a new record, sub 6 min run. This is nuts.
@alfietresadern86802 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel really good about my first playthrough which took me almost 100 hours
@shannonbertram55132 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s not beating the game lol
@volgtonnen3182 жыл бұрын
I mean... You actually probably found yourself playing Elden Ring? That's not uncommon when you boot up Elden Ring tbh. Some people just play Zip instead.
@williamkline64502 жыл бұрын
@@shannonbertram5513 ?
@f0urth3kill2 жыл бұрын
Don't understand why this dude is having an orgasm because he beat a game by cheating
@alexandertaddy46392 жыл бұрын
@@williamkline6450 he’s talking abt the video, in which he does not legit beat the game. Pretty simple stuff to comprehend.
@mellowmike62632 жыл бұрын
"Sub 7 is so insanely difficult, guys, I don't think you realize." Yeah you'd have to be some kind of God to get a sub 7
@timo42582 жыл бұрын
A god slain, a god born.
@BaconUnicorn4Life2 жыл бұрын
@@ContentCreature why are you so angry
@russellmcintyre76252 жыл бұрын
@@BaconUnicorn4Life not angry ; anxsty, it's worse for everyone involved.
@ContentCreature2 жыл бұрын
@@BaconUnicorn4Life because literally everyone is so blind and dense
@ThePhoenix12 жыл бұрын
@@ContentCreature so then why the f*ck did you click on the video? just to spread hate on him for doing something that pays him? thats just pathetic bro. makes you way worse than the person you hate so much. 😒
@bourne. Жыл бұрын
I still am baffled over the fact he goes so far away to the point the area where the bosses stand on is completely deloaded and they simply fall and die it's so mind blowing
@sportspotlight67226 ай бұрын
Speed run or exploiting.... no fighting or gameplay. Simply just exploiting your way to the credits... what a gamer
@MIGGYME16 ай бұрын
Lmao
@PapaFlammy692 жыл бұрын
Such unreal achievements in such short time frames, holy frick
@Cyridi312 жыл бұрын
Yeah, dist is cracked, shame I missed the stream :(
@chantalhibbert62592 жыл бұрын
Papa's here!!!!!
@kellsierliosan44042 жыл бұрын
Hey Jens, following you since you only solved integrals for a couple hundred kids with autism like me. Was not expecting you here, but it is a welcome surprise.
@siskxsuao34272 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3qlXnWve5tpoqM
@Cyridi312 жыл бұрын
@ALICE [[LOVE※dating※s*x※B🅰️BY BEGONE BOT
@ravenslayer20002 жыл бұрын
i love how quiet it got towards the end, you could feel the sweaty palms grats dude!
@lprivate2 жыл бұрын
"the end" wich in this case is also the beginning
@Squiggy20102 жыл бұрын
Mom's spaghetti
@cool.5219 Жыл бұрын
mans used a sword as a teleportation device and finished the game in exactly 7 minutes legend
@BerkvyYasar Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I started to applause when you finished the run!
@ilikefriez31612 жыл бұрын
This man literally broke his own record yesterday. AND HE DID IT AGAIN
@lewispooper31382 жыл бұрын
Well no one else is trying
@fred-lol2 жыл бұрын
@@lewispooper3138 jorrit geerdsen
@scottybassman2 жыл бұрын
The story of watching Dist
@bettynandako54552 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g57bgoVnptdpqJY
@everydaydubs17132 жыл бұрын
Is there a record for consecutive self-owned records broken?
@chettest24472 жыл бұрын
Him: “Sub 7 is really difficult!” The game: We reward you with some quick zips for the grind you’ve been putting in!! 👍🏼
@thisguy74962 жыл бұрын
Me: spends 200+ hours to beat the game distortion: beats game in 7 minutes
@zwleathers Жыл бұрын
Nothing but respect to speed runners. Its not for me and I do not understand how and why it’s so fun for you people, but to each their own. What I don’t understand is how these glitches are discovered, because I know that you have to do specific actions in specific places with specific timing, Somebody hast to figure it out first, who the fuck figures these things out? Is it on purpose or by accident? I may not understand why you guys love doing this, but it is still fascinating to watch.
@GBlockbreaker Жыл бұрын
most of it is by accident, though there's probably also a few people that go out of their way to find glitches
@alvarolopez69322 жыл бұрын
Dist: "sub 7 is so insanely difficult guys" Also Dist 6:59 minutes later:
@ougi12672 жыл бұрын
SUB 7 minutes later****
@alvarolopez69322 жыл бұрын
@@ougi1267 There, fixed that for you ;)
@Elvis.D992 жыл бұрын
@@alvarolopez6932 why did i click on the time stamp
@skippersquirtel97842 жыл бұрын
The hilarity of only engaging two bosses (both of whom are my two favorites) and the massive contrast between teleporting around Maliketh but Horah Lou gets to tear you in half and then the run is over is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any speed run
@zes38132 жыл бұрын
wrr, laughx any nmw
@astronomical_fivehead Жыл бұрын
I love that the speedrun doesnt count loadtimes of on pc which makes sense because they vary depending on jow good it is. Switch games should have the same requirements i feel because games actually load faster if they are downloaded than kf on cartridge
@rintaroou Жыл бұрын
jesus christ man i dont understand whats with the hate in these comments dont let it get to u bro this is great goodjob
@owennakamoto43912 жыл бұрын
Hearing dist cry tears of joy just tells you how insane this truly was
@mvhess2 жыл бұрын
It can't be that insane if it only took a couple weeks to do.
@Sekijuann2 жыл бұрын
@@mvhess Dist has been consistently beating his record. let's see you beat Elden Ring in 7 minutes
@mvhess2 жыл бұрын
@@Sekijuann that's not the point. I'm not trying to do that. The zip glitch was only discovered like 2-3 weeks ago. It's not like he spent years or even months practicing this.
@tripldigitz2 жыл бұрын
@@mvhess yeah but its still impressive? why do you feel the need to undermine other peoples accomplishments
@jayman18972 жыл бұрын
@@tripldigitz not impressive at all. Using exploites and glitches isn't a legit speedrun.
@ahmedaly4112 жыл бұрын
I can watch an Elden Ring run between meetings now. What a time to be alive.
@NIKA_24_4 ай бұрын
Here i am after 82 hours of gameplay 140 level and just killed fire giant. If i had watched this video earlier i could have saved lot of my precious time
@gabrielbelmont80132 ай бұрын
This could've been leaked before the release and no one would've understood a thing.
@kyleflanagan12352 жыл бұрын
I was able to watch this whole run in a bojangles drive through, you’re insane dude!!!
@FenoTheFox2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but what did you order
@CautiousDad2 жыл бұрын
🤣 Who was faster Dist or the food?
@kirkginoabolafia36502 жыл бұрын
Get me some dirty rice and a chicken sandwich with sweet tea, please.
@MizuMark2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha they are slow as fuck
@ashs31222 жыл бұрын
Good luck beating the new 1:23s record. Lol
@gaster30462 жыл бұрын
0:59 Lol
@BatmanisBatman2 жыл бұрын
That speedrun is fake. Cheat engine used.
@kaiderhai86 Жыл бұрын
Game of the year btw 😅 His reaction at the end really shows how nerve wracking these zips were
@AntiTheory2 жыл бұрын
Two weeks ago I was incredibly impressed by the sub-1 hour run. This is insane. Well done Distortion for lowering the record to a bafflingly short time. I knew that once you guys found a way to skip Maliketh the run would be on an entirely new level.
@Gomolon952 жыл бұрын
I know right, I remember my mind being blown by the Stormveil Castle skip on Torrent, it’s crazy how fast the speed running community have broken this game lol
@Spo82 жыл бұрын
Do you know how that works? I don't get how zipping, then catching a pile driver from Hoarah Loux equals killing the Elden Beast. Is it some trigger that's hit by walking up the tree stairs first?
@mikec43082 жыл бұрын
takes all the excitement out of the run tho, just all glitches and no fights
@tyrenace65972 жыл бұрын
@@Spo8 The only way the enemies die like that is from falling from an extreme height. The megaskip some how turns his own game into a bottomless pit for all enemies near him. That's why when he kills the beast clergy form, the sentinel outside also dies.
@agentsam752 жыл бұрын
@@Spo8 seems like by zipping away far enough from the boss arena causes platforms to deload, putting the boss in a falling state until it eventually dies (i believe anything falling for too long is automatically killed as a way to prevent softlocks). Because the Elden Beast is loaded in the same time as Hoarah Loux, it dies while Godfrey "dies" and enters phase 2. Getting pile drivered by Loux just happens to take the same amount time it takes for the Elden Beast to fully pass away.
@TimeBucks2 жыл бұрын
This is insane, good job man
@Maggolando2 жыл бұрын
Insane, but also extremely boring as a speedrun.
@vasilemariangiarap70052 жыл бұрын
Interesant
@MultiOlimac2 жыл бұрын
There is a sub 6 run now, this record was broken
@zes38132 жыл бұрын
wrrr
@grapesforallofus2 жыл бұрын
Good job indeed
@lomo14072 жыл бұрын
Imagine you just finished the tutorial and Dist already finished the game.
@subenoeva2 жыл бұрын
Most people on this comment section don’t seem to know the meaning of any%
@sorensouthard9272 жыл бұрын
I feel like every day dist is on the verge of a heart attack with how many records he has.
@siskxsuao34272 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3qlXnWve5tpoqM
@xd-qi6ry2 жыл бұрын
Not many run the category as it is mainly glitches, hardware focused, and tedius to het perfect.
@bettynandako54552 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g57bgoVnptdpqJY
@MooseCraft2 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely legendary!!!!
@mahyar47152 жыл бұрын
Insanely legendary
@wildpants23342 жыл бұрын
@L_O_W_K_E_Y-G probs that he managed to just barely managed to get sub 7? i dont think its about the glitches lol
@siskxsuao34272 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3qlXnWve5tpoqM
@hunterclark99322 жыл бұрын
@L_O_W_K_E_Y-G each one of those zip glitches have to be frame perfect. The fact that he hit that many frame perfect glitches in such a short amount of time, and in succession, makes this run legendary alone. The real legendary aspect is the hard work and dedication Dist has contributed to these speed runs.
@hunterclark99322 жыл бұрын
@L_O_W_K_E_Y-G ahh I see you're just a troll. Have a nice day.
@MrSnow24 Жыл бұрын
He was so close to crying :DDD
@meruril23095 ай бұрын
its always amazing how ppl come up with those strats such a vast game so many options its really art
@RyanWilliamsYoutube2 жыл бұрын
That was insane!🙌🏼
@RBepic2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect R Willy to be here 🤙🏼
@McShag4202 жыл бұрын
What was?
@bettynandako54552 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g57bgoVnptdpqJY
@Zach-rt9kg2 жыл бұрын
@@McShag420 …the run???
@acherontiaatropos12 жыл бұрын
Wahh R willy never thought I'd find you here 😁
@jimtsap042 жыл бұрын
Absolute madlad, elden ring has the craziest any% development I've seen in a game, one month and we've turned a hundred hour game into 7 minutes of pure skill and determination. Edit: damn a lot of maidenlessness in the replies, let us enjoy what we want, if you don't like it you are free to watch anything else.
@TheEgalisator2 жыл бұрын
Thinking that one day, the mouse will do a mega zip and make the floor disappear from under the cheese fills you with DETERMINATION.
@ACS2000ify2 жыл бұрын
And zips
@Daddy_Grimm2 жыл бұрын
It can actually be beat in less than 2 hours if you know where to go. Kill Godrick Beat Rennala Get captured by the abductor virgin in the academy Escape the dungeon Go to the capital Proceed as normal, and you’re done.
@Jermo4842 жыл бұрын
You guys have an odd definition of skill.
@alfredong68502 жыл бұрын
@@Jermo484 Right? It should be played normally, all remembrance runs, all main boss runs. Instead they choose to dig themselves in glitches and trying to break the game as much as possible for the obsession of fast. They cant even bother to enjoy it the way the devs intended.
@Alfazri572 жыл бұрын
Should be called: No spoilers run. Gratz my man, you are da GOAT.
@Dr.UldenWascht2 жыл бұрын
Elden Ring Speedrun, the LMAO category 😂 Well done brother. "That was clutch. My man hasn't seen 7:00 and he F-ing never will."
@DemMedHornene2 жыл бұрын
Having watched all your speedruns up to this involving the zips, I can tell how fucking crazy this run was. You got almost all the zips after one or two attempts, and got the last megazip first try instead of flying short. I don't think anyone will beat this unless a new zip is found, because this was so perfect you shaved off 2 min from the last WR run
@TheMellowSide2 жыл бұрын
Not to diminish how insane this run is, because it's crazy, but there's at least another minute to be saved with perfect zips if people rinse this route
@Amainville932 жыл бұрын
You’d have to do every single zip perfectly though. I’m not even sure a human could do that. Then again , Distortion almost did, so who knows?
@XL18132 жыл бұрын
@@TheMellowSide A whole minute? I'm not sure. A 6:30 absolutely; but a sub 6? I just don't see it. If anyone can do it its Dist though.
@fulltimeslackerii82292 жыл бұрын
his sum of bests is 6:21. another skip would need to be discovered to shave time to sub 6
@TheMellowSide2 жыл бұрын
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 with faster set up, perfect zips and movement, I think it could be done or at least approached. It would take a ridiculous amount of trying and failing a zip is probably going to become an instant reset so I don't know if people are really going to push for it but there's been a lot of very tight speedruns before
@Cybershroom2 жыл бұрын
In a few months, distortion will be able to beat Elden Ring in no less than 2 minutes whilst blindfolded and using a guitar hero controller, and he will tell us that with enough grind, sub 1 minute is possible.
@Kasharicdaims2 жыл бұрын
and as he says it, that will be the run he gets sub 1.
@TinmanHU7 ай бұрын
For glitch runs, I don't know if there is anything more pathetic in gaming. I watched this 7 minutes and I feel dirty. Secondary feeling of shame all the way through.
@fallinggoombas4452 Жыл бұрын
Im now just imagining the pov's of every boss/enemy/npc in the game who witnessed this happening.Melinas just watching this and being like: 'What the f*ck?"
@slimymegumin59802 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely unstoppable..like what the hell🔥🔥
@stickyone112 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can do the zips because I guess it's based off hardware....so competition isn't as heavy as it could be.....plus this guy plays like 10 hours a day yah? lol
@TheBlackAztec32 жыл бұрын
@@stickyone11 So?
@lennysummers2 жыл бұрын
@@stickyone11 He’s still unstoppable, what are trying to say?
@DevilMayCarry2 жыл бұрын
@@stickyone11 Your turn
@fabiofranchi96782 жыл бұрын
@@stickyone11 ok do it
@cloudyreader11522 жыл бұрын
I was mighty impressed when Lobos fought Malenia with a level 1 character. It took about 7 minutes. Now there's a speedrun of the game in the around the same time. Interesting times.
@chaotictuc2 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not playing the game haha
@fulltimeslackerii82292 жыл бұрын
technically, the run takes longer way than 7 minutes, they only count IGT
@MrKob202 жыл бұрын
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 okay make that a total of 10 minutes real time, still ridiculous LMAO
@impotenceaura2 жыл бұрын
Speedrun of the game? He's just glitching to the credits scene.
@jerelomee2 жыл бұрын
@@impotenceaura thats speedrunning if u dont know
@sweetcyan47462 жыл бұрын
‼️New World Record: 5:58 by SeekerTV‼️
@breakalime2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been on vacation for the last week and the last WR run I watched was sub 17 minutes. I had to do a double take when I saw that this one was sub 7 minutes!
@kontorabasukurarinetto25562 жыл бұрын
First five zips to Maliketh either first or second try. Already inhuman consistency. UNREAL Maliketh fight. Clutched out the escape in the first phase, even with nerves setting in. 4 tries for the first mega zip, first hurdle crossed. A PERFECT getaway in the second phase, and an even quicker second mega zip with only 3 tries. Holy shit. 4 tries to the Erdtree. 9 tries for the final mega zip. 6:59. Actually dead category. GG
@GraveXSensei2 жыл бұрын
3:53 - Hands Lost ~ Heresy 🔥🔥🔥
@Thanatos29962 жыл бұрын
My PB is 89:50:35. Well freaking done.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if you did a legit 5 minute run, only you of all people would probably be able to do it.
@youdumlmao94512 жыл бұрын
bro how do you beat a 45gb game in 5 minutes??????
@doublehit91652 жыл бұрын
@@youdumlmao9451 by zipping it. but phisically and methaphorically
@Faeron19842 жыл бұрын
Category is dead whats the point
@enymetouche25582 жыл бұрын
It's already been brought down to 2 minutes.
@sivikiwi142 жыл бұрын
@@enymetouche2558 1:23 to be exact
@dahminator15652 жыл бұрын
Would love a 30 minute video explaining the discoveries along the way that led to the ability to complete the game this quickly
@madf00bar152 жыл бұрын
Paging Tomatoanus . . .
@seikeshklerns2 жыл бұрын
Karl Jobst is playing Elden Ring heavily now so I'm certain he's doing research.
@FredeGredde2 жыл бұрын
Hoping Catalystz makes one like he did on DS
@majora_902 жыл бұрын
Summoning Salt :D
@123bruhhhhhh2 жыл бұрын
'A history of elden ring speedruns' is gonna be sick
@candisfritz40812 жыл бұрын
I don't get why a majority of people in the comment section are angry at him. C'mon man, the title has "Any%" in it for a reason.
@ifeelallflumpy Жыл бұрын
The saddest in his voice in the first few minutes then completely changes later on
@Azzrenoza2 жыл бұрын
Probably the best Elden Ring speedrun i'll ever see, that was just unexpectedly clean
@hauslerful2 жыл бұрын
I had that thought a *couple* of times in the last days...
@asmrvideosaretheworstshlto15652 жыл бұрын
@@hauslerful congratulations bruh
@ximiony2 жыл бұрын
Yeah until tomorrow, we know the drill by now.
@MrAnoymousBoss1232 жыл бұрын
give it a day he’ll top this one too
@MrAnoymousBoss1232 жыл бұрын
@Engine grow up
@1FifaGamer2 жыл бұрын
3:21 "Sub 7 is insanely difficult." *Gets a Sub 7*
@victorladyzhets4476 ай бұрын
I needed 80 hour to beat this game and here this Chad doing it in less then 7 minutes. Legend
@bradyfields441 Жыл бұрын
How in the hell do people find all this stuff. Speed runs are so satisfying to watch
@chaotiic2 жыл бұрын
I swear he uploads a new world record every day
@Randybobandy0242 жыл бұрын
Yeah i was getting up today, checking youtube asking myself where the daily upload is Well, here it is
@gusget2 жыл бұрын
I am nearly SIXTY HOURS in my first run. You just broke the whole game, the speedruns records, everything. Amazing.
@coltonhuddle2 жыл бұрын
Im at 110 hrs on 1 character at beast and 98 hrs at millicent on other character
@Purriah2 жыл бұрын
@@coltonhuddle you realize you can just respec one character right ?
@coltonhuddle2 жыл бұрын
Yea but i liked both characters I have. One is a strength mage using moonlight and the other is a faith dex character using blasphemous blade
@coltonhuddle2 жыл бұрын
Going to make a 3rd soon using twinblades and greatbows
@farajhassan43482 жыл бұрын
And here i am 14 hours in just defeated godric
@abhishekraj65193 ай бұрын
if wesker played elden ring:"Seven Minutes. Seven Minutes is all I can spare to play with you right now."
@peacecraft93542 жыл бұрын
3:05 "I can feel this a new WR run, i was here to witness"