Elden Ring Any% Glitchless Speedrun in

[@eaglelord145]

I swear every one of distortions speedruns I’ve watched he spends the whole video going “that was bad” “this is a terrible run” and then it ends up being WR

[@duzypokoj1151]

HEHE YE

[@nickmunz764]

Facts haha, I thought the same bro

[@WarriorofZarona]

Yep, happens a lot in WR runs. It just means there's even more room for improvement which is exciting. All the mistakes could lead to another minute down. Sub 56 next, let's go.

[@andnl9819]

​@@WarriorofZarona The closer to perfection you get, the farther you realize you are

[@samael4550]

Pretty much every speedrunner ever lmao

[@slicknick9791]

Just a quick reminder that I spent 57 minutes on just hair color my first play through.

[@cagataysirin1259]

this is the way

[@JH-un1vt]

Or 6 days dying to the first knight...🤦🤣

[@wadegardnerwtb]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gehweggg]

When I played the game first I thought I had to defeat every enemy on the way so I spend like 2 days trying to defeat the troll jumping from the bridge that gets supported by the archers lmao😂

[@ElGuztavoMex]

same 🤣

[@xSharpW]

I ain't gonna lie I prefer the glitchless speedrun compared to the any% where that whole zipping thing is useable. Not that zipping doesn't require skill (it requires heavy patience and stuff I am aware) but I just like it a lot more when the runners have to play the game as intended to the best of their abilities rather than being able to just "zip" right through the final bosses and stuff. Very cool run !!

[@jjchello]

This

[@Earths14]

Based and real

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

yeah that applies to most any% vs glitchless speedruns. Usually glitchless are way more interesting because of raw skill used more than schemed plan of a precise glitch that I would never guess whether it was difficult or not unless the runner says it is

[@GeodudeSpitsFacts]

Yup, me too. I want to see the strategies they use to defeat bosses and areas. Seeing them clipping walls is very uninteresting.

[@folksyoxytocin]

The zip glitch is so strong that there's a new category. Glitchless, restricted (no zips), and any%

[@villelepoaho4105]

My personal speedrun record was 120 hours. I'm wondering if I could maybe do a 119 hour run if I quit the game when opening doors?

[@odintheshortsheep]

That will make it 121 hours of your time 119 game time

[@Joeylikecoffee]

That’s not bad actually bro. Well done. My best time was never.

[@grizzlywhisker]

I never timed myself, but I beat this game 3 times and I think my Steam playtime is around 400 hours lol...

[@by.lli1po804]

Sorry, but I’m only 4h speedrunner😂 but in ng+3 my time is 1,27h

[@SpacialKatana]

I managed 8 hours in Ng+ that's my best lol

[@aroldo7590]

glitchless speedrun almost the same time as your first WR, the way people improve speedruns strats is truly amazing

[@konsumer]

With all the 'mistakes' on this run, he can easily save another minute.

[@duzypokoj1151]

HEHE YE

[@P1Volvo850R]

I haven't been keeping up with souls speedrun after the any% got butchered like OOT but the glitchless is so clean

[@samael4550]

@@P1Volvo850R any% for pretty much every game is kinda boring in general imo. It’s obviously super impressive how people even find out and optimize the strats, but at some point it just becomes way too boring to watch

[@P1Volvo850R]

@Samael OOT was good for about 6 years until they found the warps, there's a lot of good any% still but a lot of games is just code/rng manip or skips that aren't even fun to watch

[@Poopio]

"This run is bad, I need to warm up" Gets WR.

[@zes7215]

wrgg

[@astrealove1]

Each time I watch these speedruns it always starts with "This run is a disaster" and ends in "Hey I got the new WR".

[@Yamthief]

All that means is that there's still a little room for the record to be broken.

[@spinloki]

I figured it was an anti-choke strategy. You try to trick yourself into thinking the run sucks when your run is actually amazing so far.

[@Joespart9010]

@@spinlokihe lost 25 secs bro

[@mattROKX]

I know this is an old comment but I feel like this could be a new law of physics, that unless a speedrunner is constantly telling the audience how shitty they think their segments are they can never actually beat their old records 🤔🤔🤔

[@grizzlywhisker]

I think you have to be an OCD perfectionist to even get into serious speedrunning, so most of the top tier speedrunners are probably the type of people who refuse to settle for anything less than absolute perfection. Once they've figured out what the best version of what they're trying to do looks like, anything less appears problematic lol. It seems like a big part of successful speedrunning is being able to improvise when you make a slight mistake or get bad RNG.

[@JesusProtects]

Man, I can't remember where I parked my car the day before and this guy has memorized this entire run. Incredible.

[@everycastell5330]

0:00 - Intro 0:19 - Gatefront 3:52 - Faroth Medallion 9:47 - Haight Medallion 13:04 - Dectus Lift 19:46 - DTS Dead 24:13 - BHF 25:37 - Sentinel 26:22 - Radahn 28:43 - Margit 30:11 - Godrick 32:18 - Golden Godfrey 37:16 - Morgott 39:16 - Fire Giant 53:12 - Godskin Duo 57:15 - Maliketh 1:00:58 - Gideon 1:03:22 - Hoarah Loux 1:05:14 - Radabeast 1:06:12 - Elden Beast FIGHT

[@nalp1]

gigachad

[@TheDarkWizard666]

Minx

[@adnanmicahchips2842]

Over a year later and I’m still tuning into your world records. Absolutely love it and keep it up bro. 🔥

[@badbadthingss]

Absolute legend of DS Running. DS runs are some of the most vital to the popularity of Speedrunning, so appreciate all you've done for the community!

[@mistahanansi2264]

Dis2 ain’t playing around when it comes to wanting to be the world record holder 😆 his record was just beat the other day, then he turns around and beats THAT record in record time, truly a legend.

[@TheLilE1993]

Lmao fr I was just thinking I kno I seen a title stating a new glitchless wr and then next few days distortions name comes up

[@nawm8]

World first comment on this video any%

[@pukcabsozaxiamie]

no

[@trialbyicecream]

Me too!

[@laserbazooka3759]

Nah u got 4th

[@trialbyicecream]

@@laserbazooka3759 you can’t take this honor from us

[@gameguy01]

Congrats u earned it🎉

[@frantisekfojt8688]

Nothing warms you up like a fresh wr

[@TheCharCzar]

1st try back from break! Well deserved Dist!

[@cavey1082]

Whenever Dist says its a "warmup run" you know hes about to set a new WR

[@ampsv2]

he really is the best speed runner in the game

[@zacpalmer2040]

like life? yeah probs

[@IIMANIXII]

Damn, I finished a playthrough yesterday too - 139 Hrs 😅

[@eartlavia]

what an amazing run! congrats bro, ur truly insane

[@tomweevil]

*Absolutely melts Margit in seconds* "Thou art of passing skill"

[@alvaro92]

Just beat Margit after 20hours of game time. Seeing him do it in like 10 seconds feels so weird lol

[@wrongwarrior3009]

I cant imagine the time and effort spent to perfect runs like that. Well done bro!

[@Lucifaar]

It's crazy that reloading the save is faster than just waiting for the door to open. Also not sure what I expected in an elden ring speedrun, but the amount of time spent not actually fighting anything was not it.

[@chriskuchiki]

It's not faster, he only does it because it stops the timer

[@ronnoneya7323]

I was there and saw it live. Still a thrill! Congrats again Dist!!

[@strogonoffcore]

21:09 I love it when chat predicts the future

[@ZiggyStarman42]

Most of these boss fights are just absolutely poetic. 👌👌

[@antoniocoyan]

Bruh these runs are so sick I love watching you run around for n hour ! ❤

[@Drytchnath]

Started playing again after a 6 month break and wonder what the fastest glitchless speedrun was. Of course its Distortion, I'm not even surprised anymore, just happy he got it.

[@StrayPaolo]

6:35 "I'm just gonna try to do a warm up run here." ends up getting WR

[@avomew]

constantly beating your own world record - you are the king of souls speed runs ma boi

[@Existence_Optional]

This is awesome it's nice to see you make such a refined run.

[@kellymalott7872]

This warm up run was certified nasty

[@Bones_]

Now that it's a year later I'm watching Dist's first playthrough and it's hilarious in hindsight, and it'll be even more fun to watch him do a crazy optimized speedrun once I'm done.

[@anthonygoodson6736]

It's crazy how just one tech can flip a wall of red splits into WR Disty is goated

[@beatsbygoldie2383]

What’s tech

[@epicshibexd5049]

Technique @@beatsbygoldie2383

[@Earths14]

@@beatsbygoldie2383skips and tricks used in the run that people normally wouldn’t do but they usually if executed correctly safe a big amount of time

[@Worsteverseen]

Gongratz great run other the bow shenigans :D First try new skip like it was nothing

[@randomstuff1491]

Perfect timing for RE4 Remake

[@Pepinocletes]

what a WR Machine

[@zortex6110]

Well done, man! Cool speedrun!

[@bascvegobekli3548]

Yes he missed the bow purchase but come on our man executed some of the most seamless boss fights back to back at the latter half. Fire Giant, foreskinz and glitter slime are beaten sick af smokin sexy style...

[@odile2odette]

sick af smokin sexy style ?

[@kevinstearns32]

I feel like I see a new world record every week 😂

[@DT-gn4qw]

Ridiculous it’s taken me 3 days to complete the final boss. With level 250 stats blasphemous blade build. This guy goes in with a frog looking character and finishes the game in under an hour. I think it took me an hour to figure out what an incantation was.

[@boemullins]

Congrats man, you deserved a win after that unfortunate streak of losses 🎉

[@ГерманБеляев]

I didn’t even doubt that Dist would make sub 57, maximum respect for diligence and grind!

[@waltersullivan2727]

24:50 for like the first actual combat interaction. I know reset on these runs must be real sleeper sometimes huh lol

[@puffii_]

I swear every wr ever starts off with them saying "this run is bad, I should reset"

[@donnyylicious8384]

man i watched this guy so much during the village days. Can not wait for re4 remake

[@_zeege]

Happy to see this guy is putting his huge amount of pent up anger into speed running Elden ring and shouting at twitch chat.

[@qmil7115]

Forefathers one and all... BEAR WITNESS! What a run! Congrats

[@YUNGSLEEVES]

a game i get lost in all the time, im just still on my first playthrough im like how tf do u know this map like that! lmao absolutely incredible stuff bro

[@Oraif]

How did you use the golden vow at 26:59 I was trying to use your method and I got stuck here I was shocked when I couldn’t use the ash of war 😂

[@nguyenvanquang876]

He 2-handed the halberd to get the strength requirement for it.

[@Jinzo_ftw]

No fucking way I lost this live

[@idioticsavant1]

I would hate for my WR run to be me complaining about blinds and being a gate keeper to those in my own chat.

[@Captain_Yata]

Seeing Maliketh demolished so easily makes me feel very inept

[@danreyes6354]

Congratulations man!

[@ResoL_]

That's really impressive. Congrats.

[@Wutwut1n1]

Crazy run bro, good job :D

[@romilrh]

42:22 - 42:57 Local speedrunner has a stroke trying to explain himself while riding through the Forbidden Lands (I love him tho)

[@jeffphisher3801]

Havent beat him yet but watching your strats have given me ways of having a chance against radahn for my lvl 1 run

[@planetcaravan2925]

He hates rotten breath dragon skill

[@Lobotobilbo]

Dist 5 minutes in : oh well this is just a test run anyway cant pull this back Dist later : gets WR

[@GriffinatorOriginal]

“These blinds are flapping so hard bro” I think that’s just the sound of you clapping this games cheeks.

[@JeqhOG]

Fascinating how fast you get in areas i visit first time after 30hrs 😂

[@maximumgaming1125]

Fuckin crazy how you are still breakin records

[@Valatyalie]

Today I learned you can parry the damn tree sentinels. Yet more reason to try and get good at parry timing.

[@joshbelsito188]

I cannot for the life of me understand what you or anyone in the chat is talking about, y’all really have an entire shorthand language for this extremely niche style of playing this one specific game lmaooo

[@kenn1ld676]

Finally a actual legit speedrun. Not one of those bullshit glitching speedruns.

[@Quisshy]

I love how he’s saying that hes doing awful and it’s just a warm up at the beginning 😭

[@hollondoom]

Hahahahaha, did you see that? That was Barbaro. Only 1 hp, he was able to defeat the boss in the area. Alluring ❤❤❤

[@ahmetalpergultekin]

Man I have just beaten the Draconic Tree Sentinel after around 60 tries and wanted to see how this guy passed it, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[@planetcaravan2925]

Poison mist him for ez

[@Korvilon]

jeeze im at 97 hours and standing at the Elden Beast. I can't imagine how much effort it'd take to get that good at this game.

[@kenneththomason583]

Great video. Forgive me if this is a dumb question for I am new to the speedrun. But why do you quit and restart during the game? What purpose does it serve? I genuinely don’t know. Thanks

[@nicporcelli]

There’s a couple reasons. First off, opening doors can be slightly faster if you save quit mid animation. Those fractions of a second saved start to add up to many seconds saved by the end of the run. The other reason is to reset the aggregation of enemies so that they don’t attack him while he’s doing jumps and such.

[@kenneththomason583]

@@nicporcelliahhh..thank you. Makes sense

[@damonchaumont5350]

My name's Damon and I started this video high at 1am to him saying, "Hey, Damon." Thought i was tripping.

[@sybrenschuuring9681]

16:36 i heard that redbone in the background good music choice

[@Huxnerz]

My first playthrough took about 90hrs this makes me wanna cry

[@cptchuckles4195]

the definintion of glitchless gets more skewed every time i watch a speedrun

[@misaelrivarolaaquino]

Excellent speedrun. Congratulations

[@averagenobody9906]

I’m an avid Elden Ring speedrunner. Not to toot my own horn but my PB is 101 hours, 57 minutes, and 28 seconds. With some optimization I think I can cut it down to around 101 hours, 57 minutes and 27 minutes.

[@fizzychip412]

This in my mind is a real speedrun… no glitch bullshit

[@insidiousmarko]

“That was horrible, this is just a practice run.” End up beating the WR…

[@Enderking394]

My first playthrough took 80 hours💀 I couldnt imagine playing this fast

[@outlawskarlet]

based

[@Duckman8213]

Congrats

[@RaVeN1K]

Sub 57 already and sub 56 in sight, holy shit dude.

[@Kooshywooshy]

Glitchless speedruns make me think of old school games and how you could beat them in 2 hours but they were hard/gimmicky so it’d take a week minimum

[@slackstarfish8133]

This is an unreal level of skill

[@codyjackson5648]

I hear that Donkey Kong Country 2 music, fuck yes.

[@phil_zupra_b5880]

Dist is a literal machine! He must be a robot there is no other way!

[@planetcaravan2925]

Its part of the game design son

[@S3N_Gaming]

#1 thing any speedrunner say before a wr is " this runs bad but we finish it anyways"

[@tsarbamba642]

can't wait to watch the summoning salt video about this

[@Minipera]

Congrats!

[@muhng-kee989]

bro just felt like getting a world record today

[@PurdoTTV]

I hadn’t even beaten a boss within the first 57 minutes of my first play through

[@danielkanewske8473]

Who else doesn't run for 2 days, scuffs this run into the ground within 15 min and then sets a WR!?!?!

[@regulareric8759]

"it's just a warmup run. I don't like how it's going" Gets wr.

[@johnnyyy_wentghost]

Absolute Chad. GG

[@VERDICTInsanity]

Well done buddy 😊🎉

[@abdalla8558]

funny choice of weapon, cuz I'm playing this game for the first time, my main weapon is bloodhound fang, and I accidentally killed Margit.

[@jamesaditya5254]

The blinds are just clapping preemptively for the new WR

[@ultimatebuilds]

dayum good work man

[@PontschPauPau3451]

This was absolutely fucking incredible. Congrats on the WR, you as always are too hard on yourself!

[@stefanobianchi8736]

29:45 "I shall remember thee, tarnished.." The tarnished: *boing* *boing* *boing*

[@Quisshy]

I love how its faster to quit the game and then reload it than to wait for a door to open 😭😭

[@MaxHellscream]

Poor Gideon didn't even get a chance to finish his talk at the start. 😂😂😂