What Is The Speed of Dark?

[@gee-dimnd693]

The speed of dark isn’t fast enough to get me when I’m running up the stairs

[@benedikhere5252]

*y e s*

[@HelpMeReachsubsWithoutAV-kg1ry]

or is it

[@Noah-hx9oi]

Am I the only one who runs up the stairs at 3AM (after going to the bathroom) because they think a dark monster is going to kill me?

[@unenaosauvagevientdapparai815]

@@Noah-hx9oi I'm 17 years old and I still don't trust my damn stairs in the dark. I'm 99% sure that if I slow down they are gonna eat me those littles devious fucks 😡

[@arlenedistel1108]

@@unenaosauvagevientdapparai815 same

[@alwaysthelight]

As a child I was afraid of the dark. Now, with electricity prices, I'm afraid of the lights.

[@goofysupporter6682]

Tru

[@pistachioczar3842]

Jean Baptiste life tip: use windows for light during day and not use lights unless you’re in a room that doesn’t have a window

[@mtib2721]

life tip: instead of a/c use foil on your window and maybe a fan

[@tommymarco9988]

lol that is good and very true!

[@tommymarco9988]

@@mtib2721 really? does it work?

[@thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454]

*The speed of fast*

[@incomingweeb4279]

The problem of being faster than the speed is fast is you can only live in the speed of slow

[@stickshinobi733]

@@incomingweeb4279 seems legit

[@incomingweeb4279]

this is legitness

[@emiliogates]

Faster than the speed of love -my favorite book by my favorite dog author

[@KryptonKr]

*bruh*

[@FewVidsJustComments]

You can also get the shadow blister effect when you pinch your fingers together, and look really closely. When they are REEEEEALLY close together, you can see a shadow blister spawn, connecting them.

[@adam-np4wo]

If you actually close one eye and bring your fingers right up to your open eye so your vision of them is unfocused when you do this, the effect becomes very pronounced. There's also an interesting inverse effect when you do this. After your fingers are already touching, you can still "see through" the point where they touch.

[@JatPhenshllem]

​@@adam-np4woThis is the effect i was more familiar with as I grew up

[@vonborgah]

If you go to microscopic level and check they dont actually ever touch

[@stanger8992]

​@@vonborgah well AKshUaLLy nothing you see on a daily basis ever touches anything

[@vonborgah]

@@stanger8992 yah

[@weewodon]

"what is the speed of dark?" what the speed of light isnt

[@DANGER10101]

In other words Lightn't

[@supreetkumar7604]

Wrong. Speed of light is 299 792 458 m / s. When you say other than, there are infinite possible values of speed other than 299 792 458 m / s. So, does dark changes it's mood whenever it wants? Lol. Take that last line as a joke.

[@insertclevernamehere2506]

These things are known on the Discworld ; that the Speed of Dark is faster than the Speed of Light. For is it not written that the darkness is always present before light is. Nearly as fast are lies - a lie can run around the world before the truth has gotten its boots on.

[@justin9202]

@@supreetkumar7604 I think what people fail to realize is that dark is both racing ahead in front of light and catching up behind light light takes a space that dark once filled therefore I would say that dark is actually faster because once the dark rushes in past the light then we have light again if light were faster than dark then the entire back side of the night sky would be have a faint glow around it because of the fact that darkness is always being pushed back from all these stars and everything so that would mean that darkness has to rush in in front of and behind the light giving it a faster speed

[@darxxcyxx]

Supreet Kumar r/wooosh

[@icepro10minecraft55]

Micheal makes me feel smart and dumb at the same time. Smh

[@gamycat0z591]

Omg same

[@Slimurgical]

Exactly what he says, our ignorance grows faster than our ability to learn.

[@KhalilAttiba]

Smart bc learning new stuff dumb for not knowing?..I understand

[@x2barreledPbJar]

Hey VSauce, Michael here. Can the human mind be dumb aaand smart? You might be surprised...

[@Shjmkhs]

1 more like till 420 we can make it.

[@shadydealz]

Really cool you've went back and put chapter listings on your videos. You and your team are good curators (:

[@bruh-lo5yy]

They are auto generated

[@kirbya9545]

@@bruh-lo5yyit’s crazy how accurate it is honestly

[@bostarl8002]

I always feel like I’ve learned nothing but everything at the same time when watching vsauce

[@garythefish6515]

L

[@portxr]

you rly put this into words

[@clickt8813]

It’s too complicated for you to understand the whole video, yet you remember key parts

[@suhdude9568]

I feel likr it's reauired a quite high "base-knowledge". I rewatch these videos like once a year and each time they become a tad bit more comprehendible as my knowledge from school and such increases.

[@Syrnkop]

So you created your own paradox

[@missskellington7277]

I'm honestly expecting one day to click a vsauce video titled "why cats land on their feet" and come out questioning my existence as a human.

[@sirmaxeer6909]

I would also like to know why toast lands on the buttery side

[@NNOutBurger_Gaming]

Miss Skellington lol

[@artema.]

Sir Maxeer that has to do with physics. If you had a table of 3.75 meters tall, only then the toast would fall on its back.

[@sleepyheadsylvee]

thats vsauce for you xD

[@henrycentlivre85]

Miss Skellington smarter everyday has a vidio of that

[@mdhaque9336]

wish school science was like this

[@Axeluhrig2304]

MD Haque yeah...

[@arpit5506]

wish michael was my teacher

[@goatgod3404]

MD Haque seesaw the same thing EE EE ewe wee rare aaaa ssss saw swift beast down they grip Jess Khadijah hungry fnjr kma m,know koi lllld kkkkk Leo ujj nfj JHD have.

[@daironhernandez5131]

MD Haque you need to learn the basics in school.Also, most people are not smart enough to catch up with what is happening here.

[@quinnlucas4345]

shikamaru nara

[@kellithompson7686]

Vsauce then: "How to count past infinity" Vsauce now: "Do chairs exist?"

[@imaspookycat]

We need to know

[@haileyv-log2326]

Vsaue now:Let's make a reindeer out of blocks

[@ThatOneCat-Person]

40

[@Eddo15878]

This was before that that video

[@sorinmanea8532]

Why dont you come up with something interesting then ? :)

[@Alpharelic]

"If there's nothing faster than light, then how does the dark get there first?" -Gumball Watterson

[@crayolarat5709]

-Richard Watterson, The Origins

[@t_0246]

Hi

[@stevenblankenship5852]

The "dark" doesn't go anywhere. Nothingness is infinite. The dark side doesn't hate. Get friendly with it.

[@NY-Buddy]

The speed of Clear is even faster!!

[@waleedisnotapenguin3754]

NOTHING is faster than light. Darkness is NOTHING... So technically DARKNESS is faster than light

[@gabriel6504]

Beginning of video: What is the speed of dark? End of video: *WE ARE ALL STUPID AND IGNORANT*

[@bigchungus914]

That’s literally how all vsauce videos are. They change topics multiple times throughout and if you don’t like that then leave

[@gabriel6504]

@Big Chungus , It was a joke.

[@JediEdi]

@@bigchungus914 when a fat rabbit gets pissed off, you know something's wrong

[@manipulativecookie6042]

THIS IS THE REAL BIG JUNGUS but it would be nice if you took a chill pill

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Yow I used that background image on your profile pic as my phone wallpaper

[@CardZed]

"The problem with being faster than light is that you live on the darkness." -Probrably sonic

[@CardZed]

@Jakub Beyger no u

[@doby8544]

Waat? He said sonic moves at the speed of light and you replied No, you!

[@doby8544]

@Jakub Beyger my last brain cell just jumped out of a window.

[@fihefihefihe]

VaNd3n1S f

[@ankushzap]

so I think it is dark matter which is immortal. But how big it is and at same time how small it is

[@xander2853]

Science is like a tree. Every branch we discover splits into a dozen more we haven’t discovered.

[@jacobAnd8]

Fractal

[@angryboi595]

Watching vsauce is like having a science teacher that gets your interest but confuses the shit out of you

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Sounds like most science teachers.

[@rte3y838]

it can be a bit disorienting

[@theevilmr.meowmeow8974]

I’m literally here to help me understand a relationship between me and this girl I like philosophy 👍

[@Fias_z]

Your profile picture makes this comment better.

[@casper5311]

@@theevilmr.meowmeow8974 no

[@commander7690]

Me: Alright, no more Vsauce videos Vsauce: "What is the Speed of Dark" Me: Damnit

[@nursmalik6024]

That's not a new vid ya know

[@commander7690]

@@nursmalik6024 doesn't matter, i hadn't seen it and its title made me need to watch it

[@krytzzz]

@@nursmalik6024 r/woooooooosh

[@stripthecat2673]

Same here, monday 10:25 am

[@nilsber.]

@@krytzzz no shut the hell up you dont even know what a joke is lmfao redditor L

[@Seeker]

So... don't cover yourself in lemon juice? Got it! Great video as always, Michael!

[@eudin98]

Dnews didn't expect to see you here!

[@ThaGuyWithPie]

Hello, DNews

[@dylreesYT]

Eudin De La Torre To be fair where else would they be? a gaming channel #sarcasm ;)

[@mrronolo]

Yo dnews

[@Vsauce]

I didn't read anything about lime juice NOT making you invisible, though... BRB, gonna rob a bank...

[@Deepfried900]

You are not afraid of being alone in the dark you are afraid of not being alone in the dark

[@mr.d8050]

That statement you made on bieng alone in the dark was Definitely a good one

[@JordanBeagle]

True

[@damonks490]

wow havent heard that before

[@satzukaze]

how original

[@Yellowsam4145]

Oh no there's something behind me now

[@maarten7760]

imagine being high and watching vsauce

[@ethannicholls8151]

It’s great.

[@anthonyfuentes1179]

Don’t have to imagine but I don’t understand shit when im high

[@Vulcannyx]

How tf u the top comment with 14 likes and 3 comments

[@xdrdm7096]

"Reality can be whatever i want"

[@StarWarsNerd1465]

Imma try it, anyone got some edibles?

[@Kikirocy]

Me: Hey Vsauce, you wanna watch some KZbin videos? Vsauce: But what *ARE* videos? *Funky music plays*

[@ggfhgfhgdfgfdgfdjjbjjhbjhh804]

Rocks Blocks Made my day

[@emilianoverdin9799]

Rocks Blocks XD

[@westzapwood8697]

IT'S A PIKACHU. (YoshiEgg12) but that's not the case for your computers or your mobile phones. The pixels in it change colors to define what you know as a picture. But, what is a pixel? How much does it weigh? What is the speed of a pixel changing its colors? *gong*

[@nutmaster652]

but what *IS* funky music?

[@callumbrowne2081]

TheRocksBlox *funky music* To get a good grasp, we have to start from the very beginning... Thomas Edison firs.......

[@Man-ez5vy]

"The only problem of being faster than light is that you're always stuck in darkness."

[@brianjohnson7110]

But what if you are faster than dark

[@icicle2211]

who said this?

[@personperson7316]

@@icicle2211 budget sonic

[@vornamenachname2858]

*sad sonic noises*

[@santzerosantone]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jam8eWh5jcejj6M

[@Noface603]

I just found this channel on KZbin recently, what a gem

[@sashimi879]

Dont be fooled. The Earth is flat.

[@thismakesnosense]

It's smooth, not flat.

[@The.BrightLord]

It's actually roblo😢

[@TheKorenji]

"What's the speed of ignorance?" is such a powerful quote, i'm upset this is the first time someone mentions it tbh.

[@b3astlyify]

Huh I don't know lol

[@MisterG.f]

I guess the speed of ignorance would actually be infinite, because whenever new advancements are made, inmediately new questions arise, and this questions are the technical embodiment of ignorance, so ignorance gets expanded whenever new discoveries are made. Don't take this comment seriously, and i hope you understand that i'm not a native english speaker and as such i might commit several misspellings. Thank you.

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@MisterG.f Very informative, thank you! Also, your English is great.

[@MisterG.f]

@@thelocalnecromancer1224 Thank you! =)

[@MerkhVision]

@@MisterG.f He demonstrates that very principle you’re describing in this video! Did u maybe make your comment before u finished watching it?

[@Benutcer]

Made me think of this Terry Pratchett quote: “Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Benutcer im using diss

[@jacy2332]

Sometimes you got to rethink old sayings such as "misery loves company". A way we know, is a person who is miserable likes to spread its misery to others to make the others miserable. Another example of misery loves company is a miserable person just badly NEEDS somebody to cheer him/her up ( which will extinguish or neutralize the misery). So of course darkness is waiting for light because Darkness has nothing and has/is always alone until 🌞LIGHT 💡🕯 comes about and changes all that by providing company and neutralizing loneliness✌

[@jacy2332]

You don't discover something without it being unknown first and you can't have answers without questions. Before things get better they have to be challenging and miserable first.

[@i_am_anxious02]

Benutcer but, umm, just because something was already there, doesn't mean it was going faster. Also, darkness isn't a thing. AnyTHING is the key word. Darkness isn't a thing in the group of anything.

[@the_enderslayer]

Benutcer Well Isn't that interesting.

[@sentinol8943]

"The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness."

[@shadi_ong]

The problem about beeing faster than darkness is that u live in nowhere Or do u ? (Vsauce plays music)

[@paciasus]

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT'S SO CREEPY NOW

[@eggboi6760]

- cursed sonic

[@AntOfBobby]

The Flash and Movie Sonic are depressive

[@di3yus459]

@@AntOfBobby The good thing about the Earth is even if we actually go faster than the speed of light(which ain't possible for now). We still won't be in darkness. The Sun is always shining on us.

[@leonardoleiva9525]

This is such a great piece of work that you do... I really enjoyed this. Thank you so much!

[@SeanDonSilvers]

Gay.

[@abdulrahmanadem3802]

​@@SeanDonSilvers Gay.

[@SeanDonSilvers]

…gay

[@duud337]

God:bro you're dead Michael:Or am I? *Lives*

[@ostrich4846]

lol

[@a_businessman]

How the turntables.

[@filipedias7284]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKuXfH5th7ydo80

[@orirori8294]

bruh

[@22y4ilimjingruihayden5]

smile.jpg REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ColterDewitt]

This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED DARKNESS.

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

says spongebob when he got stuck in the bus stop in rock bottom

[@00catlover]

exo darknes

[@00catlover]

HolaSoyAlejandro and what? jealous?

[@lilrewb4646]

+ArnoldsToms is your life commenting on youtube videos

[@00catlover]

Josh Rubin maybe.... maybe...

[@ivorytitan7653]

"What is the speed of ignorance?" Karens : *hold my essential oils.*

[@geniusgamer3840]

*I'd like to speak to your manager*

[@jameswalker6326]

Karen : hold your manager

[@ivorytitan7653]

@@jameswalker6326 On a pike

[@distractioncat7285]

@@ivorytitan7653 with his employees there too

[@simranjeetsinghmatharoo3877]

And hold mine unvaccinated child as well

[@TheCatstronaut]

true fact: everyone has nyctophobia when they are a kid. You might grow out of it when you are older, but sometimes it stays

[@tlreclipse1126]

The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know.

[@maija238]

"Education is only the further realization of our ignorance" - Bubbles

[@jaydenhaynes9985]

“The more I learn, the less I know”

[@orsemcore]

TLR Eclipse that was not funny?

[@Mr_BlueBanana]

TLR Eclipse woah

[@hmm2500]

so if u know nothing u don't know how much u or others could know

[@JakeLikesTech]

4:42 F for the man who was trying to go faster than the speed of dark and got pulled over.

[@BitterJoyXx]

That was Micheal, not a random man.

[@BitterJoyXx]

@Dazzy Boi Oops, thanks for correcting me without being a douche

[@gatornaught8984]

I would have pulled over sooner, but I didn't see your lights.

[@Foxieboi97]

Lol

[@littlegreen9274]

@@BitterJoyXx But what is random? kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6OsqmOujp5sl5I

[@thebradmarkschannel957]

Everybody knows that lemon juice doesn't make you invisible. It's lime juice.

[@RenopunkJo]

underrated

[@Swampert00260]

Obviously. Lemon juice is too tart, it only makes you translucent.

[@emberthewolf1297]

Cool cool

[@BS25999]

imma rob a bank

[@eufalesio1146]

I do not understand this joke, I’m angry, someone please explain

[@jakezywicke1179]

This is, by FAR, my favorite video ever published to KZbin!

[@unoriginalname4426]

This is my favourite Vsauce video. If someone asked, I’d say that this video perfectly encompasses what the channel is about. The intersection between theoretical and practical knowledge, jumping from topic to topic, questions that seem like they’re being answered, when they’re really not.

[@jdbreaux8080]

He always has to (and does so) 1-up every video he makes. He does it so eloquently. Boy, the man is truly an ignoramus of brilliance! You simply can't stop him.

[@orrinpants]

Those are some good things, is this your favorite video?

[@senorpepper3405]

I'd say darkness didn't show up until Wesley snipes came on the scene

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@senorpepper3405 what

[@mihailmilev9909]

You described it perfectly bro. I might even come back to this one day if I want someone do do something similar or something

[@qy72hund]

to be honest, the more science you know the more confusing this question is

[@matthewrasmussen4181]

Knowledge is a vicious circle of misunderstanding.

[@zinqtable1092]

You have to realize that science isn't about understanding, it is about results. It is about what you get. Logic? Out the window.

[@matthewrasmussen4181]

+seth chizmar unfortunately today theoretical science doesn't prove anything, you don't get anything. In many ways, it's not even what I'd call science since a majority of it isn't even testable. It's a bunch of made up crap to conform their ideas to explain what they don't understand when other explanations make more sense.

[@zinqtable1092]

***** lol you fool. science has never been about proving anything.

[@matthewrasmussen4181]

+seth chizmar wow, you fool? Really? How old are you 10? Science is SUPPOSED to be about proving things, if you read my post you'd realize that I agree, they don't prove anything.

[@ali__4645]

“Science will cause more questions” Literally this whole video. We went to the speed of dark to a man covering himself in lemon juice thinking he is invisible.

[@misateki]

That's the magic of the Vsauces

[@shadowprince4482]

The best thing I learned in college was how little I knew before and how much I still don't know.

[@majorthe3rd]

Whoever made nyctophobia knew what they were doing.

[@antlocwe]

“The fear of opening your eyes” that sounds like a phobia I always had, just figuratively.

[@Auricalios]

@Mac McCarter balls deep

[@starplatinum2885]

@@Auricalios in yo jaws

[@dood8098]

Like watching a horror movie and then washing your face lmao

[@dood8098]

@@starplatinum2885 unlock em

[@NocontextNocontext]

figuratively as in you're afraid of being aware?

[@ankitgurung8175]

WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING ME VSAUCE

[@zux128]

YEAH I WANT IT TO STOP I AM NOT VSAUCE

[@ankitgurung8175]

Zuxlshl HE CALLED YOU VSAUCE TOO?

[@ankitgurung8175]

Zuxlshl Or did he?

[@zux128]

@@ankitgurung8175 *-interesting music starts playing-*

[@ankitgurung8175]

Zuxlshl after 5 mins into the video The earth is round But why you think I called you VSAUCE? See the thing is your brain forces you to think that I called you VSAUCE, You think I said Hey VSAUCE. But no you are wrong Nobody said VSAUCE It’s just that the earth is round

[@zoomom1526]

A wiseman can learn more from a foolish question, than a fool can learn from a wise answer.....

[@LuisGarciaMusicMaker]

Wise words

[@flowerboyfozzie5033]

Mmm no because a foolish question is still foolish, at the basic level the wiseman already knows

[@LuisGarciaMusicMaker]

@@flowerboyfozzie5033 All the wise people know what means your reply

[@yxGu-lj3li]

I lick cow

[@justanotherguywithamoustac8893]

This makes no fucking sense

[@birbamour6]

When I was in junior high, this was my first Vsauce video and I sent it to my science teacher. He loved it and showed it to the class None of us in class really understood it, but it introduced my love of Vsauce videos

[@jacksonjackson4178]

i gotta go to bed bro, its becoming *you eclipse*

[@animationsbyaj9442]

yeah bruh,the shadow of the earth is getting closer

[@Porcelalina]

bro i hate you eclipse, it always ruins my mood

[@MafuyusZoloft]

I always love the you eclipse I can try to stay up but I'll sleep good when it's you eclipse

[@moonkookie1505]

Isn't that me eclipse

[@itseasy_okiecokie]

“Don’t be scared of the dark. Be scared of the THINGS in the dark.” Personally I despise this quote.

[@visionawake9224]

That quote fucked me up. And I just watched Shane Dawson conspiracy videos

[@daultimmatunn8160]

Be scared when your mom in the dark BEATS THE HECK OUTTA YOU

[@lnefty]

You're not scared of being alone, you're scared of not being alone.

[@paprikaa117]

@@lnefty I didn't need to sleep tonight

[@paprikaa117]

@@lnefty *Erm* Thanks for the information

[@thepuppethead1188]

Son: Daddy! How fast are shadows!?! Michael: I'm glad you asked,well this one time a guy covered his face in lemon juice (many hours later) Michael: and that's why lobster was fed to prisoners.

[@uhmokfuckyouandyourrespect2591]

That was awesome.

[@NotFarmerFlats]

D.C. Oakes family?

[@ifyourereadingmynamethenyo4234]

oakes family wut

[@DoodleBunnyTV]

tru story

[@ares9080]

I don't get it... What?

[@GoldenPaperclip]

This video was one of the first VSauce videos I saw, and I still come back to it every now and then just because of how fantastic it is... how does he manage to link up all these things and make them this interesting??

[@_The_SCP_Foundation_]

He just does

[@sindhusojan8225]

“Being faster than light, leaves you in the darkness” - Sonic the Hedgehog

[@brockpiano]

"The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness." -Another quote

[@djsahilking3807]

@@brockpiano Blackbeard laugh in darkness LoL 😂

[@alguem9421]

Flash viajando mais rápido do que a luz e,ainda assim,enxergando: foda-se😎✌🏼

[@Bugermanchi]

*laughts in being faster than dark*

[@tondekumo-kun5820]

Accidents turn me on -master oogway

[@youngharvey3373]

Darkness is fast but the guy at 4:40 to the left went over the ‘speed limit’ I’ll stop...

[@Jlubrano]

😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Black_Dark_Grey]

No way 💪😂😂

[@PixelGaming_2020]

aw man that's hilarious since he got pulled over

[@user-vf8zp2bk4p]

@@skru_bareq nice pfp

[@DON.KENNYEL]

Continue 😆 😆 😆

[@kidtronic1041]

He jumps from one topic to another faster than speed of light

[@bowldawg4394]

Your mom can do it faster

[@kidtronic1041]

@@bowldawg4394 Please upgrade your diss or be reported for being lame.

[@bowldawg4394]

That's beyond my power

[@kidtronic1041]

@@bowldawg4394 you're boring.

[@bowldawg4394]

No u

[@sebastiancorbett1790]

1:11 theres a big dong on the moon

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

10:40 let me give you a monumental uno reverse card: The more you know that you don't know, the more you know

[@kylaxial]

now i know!

[@roramdilxerx6646]

“He is speaking the language of the gods”

[@cirogatti8697]

Its called learning

[@crom4082]

brain overheating

[@cirogatti8697]

The more you know that you dont know, the more ignorant you realize you are

[@ebinnisti1769]

When life gives you lemons, Rob a bank

[@couch_enthusiast8915]

And Fail.

[@reignmein]

If you have the right attitude you can do anything

[@skeet1144]

Because its PAYDAY

[@mynameisearl4170]

GOTTA GET INTO THE VAULT

[@NoOne-iv3pm]

Ok..Sure..

[@jamespetersen4959]

Michael: "whats the speed of ignorance?" Me: "well how fast is the internet?"

[@controlequebrado4455]

Then multiply by the number of pseudointelectuals and pseudoscientists

[@jaimytourigny3027]

The speed of ignorance is proportionnal to the energy deployed to try to prove it wrong.

[@kcggaming5138]

Thing’s exist just because it didn’t exist so not existing gave it a reason to exist same thing with what you said and there can be a infinite number or answer behind the answer you got for it.

[@llounfox9290]

Kcg Gaming that’s simply not true it depends if you’re talking about the multi earth theory or just that something you met did today could figuratively speaking happens in many ways

[@llounfox9290]

Fuck! I literally proof your statement

[@Elwood128]

Hey Michael, KZbin here. We're not Vsauce. You're Vsauce. We're the audience. You're the content creator. That makes you Vsauce because it's your channel.

[@ДмитрийРубежов-э1б]

It's Just A Tradition.

[@The_three_best_friends]

At first, I thought he says "Hey, Vsauce Micheal here' instead of "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here"

[@PAWNB3YOND]

"How generous of darkness, to exist so light may have a purpose!"

[@alexberhane7083]

That's pretty deep

[@NaoshikuuAnimations]

Sounds like it could come from Alice in Wonderland

[@jgbee2726]

Darkness is not something but the lack of light.

[@ojasdighe991]

@@jgbee2726 woooosh

[@Chuked]

Ojas Dighe bruh

[@ladyjenkx]

Sleep is just an *Extended Blink*

[@bamberghh1691]

W O K E

[@ErikPT]

Or is woke superficial to our comprehension?

[@Eeter26]

ladyjenkx i hate you

[@hanspogi6465]

STOP

[@helliox2487]

Wrong. When you close your eyes for 10 seconds, you're completely aware of your surroundings, even more, your other senses apart from your sight get progressively more sensitive, which is exactly the reason why it's sometimes hard to fall asleep when you close your eyes and try not to think about anything until you fall asleep, because you progressively start getting alerted from every tiny sound your ears are capable to register, and every tiny feeling of something nearly weightless to nearly absolute zero, touching your face and tickling you, like a single hair string. *BUT* ! when you sleep, your eyes go through REM during sleep (rapid eye movement).

[@marmikemp3818]

Science is a road trip, facts are photos then fuel is ignorance. This is so great. I subbed & will watch other videos of you right now. Amazing content

[@oz_jones]

Be wary, existential crisis is coming your way. Many times. :D

[@coolperson4582]

U mean fax are photos

[@guystokesable]

Fax are just slow emails

[@DrLokal]

1:30 the shadow will be delayed because behind the finger there still light that travels to the moon

[@mixiezz]

person: the sunset is so pretty! person 2: look at the sun setting! me: look at the the shadow of the earth coming closer!

[@smilemore1997]

Shadow of the earth? Where are you on the moon???

[@smilemore1997]

Shadow of the earth?

[@smilemore1997]

Where are you, on the moon??.

[@umapessoanaosuspeita8608]

@@smilemore1997 *_I G N O R E D_*

[@smilemore1997]

@@umapessoanaosuspeita8608 dude I know..

[@xdunny1230]

I wonder how many people tried casting a shadow on the moon after this...

[@cheapalopod8563]

If they somewhat succeed, they would probably evaporated their own fingers..

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

@Mr Mindset You're a weeb ...Or are you?

[@hotpikachu]

I did but it didnt work so i went and stabled bread on trees and posted it to reddit

[@michaelnixon5524]

@HENRY Brogdon #weebnation #madmadara

[@or2kr]

You know, everyone who tried it did it successfully if they have hit the moon correctly, they just couldn't see the result

[@tarunmenon8028]

“There are many different stages of twilight” 5 movies later “There are *too* many different stages of twilight*

[@anilpanchal7315]

lmao

[@hongseng3670]

Oof

[@mosheahvows5071]

Stop

[@Mr.PapuXDXD]

Thank you, KZbin. For hearing my conversations with myself. I was wondering about it

[@void.6244]

"The more you know, the more you don't know." - Aristotle

[@benp1177]

Dunning kruger

[@blasmeeussen1857]

Isn’t it the more you know the more you realize how much you don’t know

[@cody_7.542]

Me: Vigorously shaking finger at the Moon with a flashlight at 1am Neighbor: Hunny, the meth heads are outside again!

[@lataajanaukas7035]

Its honey not hunny tho

[@iamthatoneguy7875]

I think you should just say you were on meth. *It's easier to explain than saying you watch a youtube guy who is.. uh.. y'know.*

[@joshsticko]

And thus, the transfer of information

[@WThroat]

@@iamthatoneguy7875 grammar natzis babyyyyy. I guess you are that one guy.

[@LTHXR-sv4iq]

@@lataajanaukas7035 hunny is also used. It's long for "hun"

[@tristanreimers423]

"What's the speed of darkness" Ask Sega. They made a hedgehog out of it.

[@mlc4495]

media.giphy.com/media/SUeUCn53naadO/giphy.gif

[@TS-jm7jm]

Tristan Reimers huh ...oh i get the sonic reference

[@romanstardust9478]

But Sonic only runs faster than the speed of sound.

[@xatanias]

He meant shadow,. not sonic.

[@sirdrastic6240]

romanstardust sonic is ftl

[@Rizzob17]

I wish you were a teacher of mine whilst growing up. I’m 35 now, and out of all those who taught me, English teachers always made me stop, ponder and think. Thank you.

[@missystephenson8806]

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” edit: oh, look, enslaved internet points! now that people are paying attention i should probably say something random uh national dark sky week is on the 19th edit 2: the quote is by Terry Pratchett, i didn't know this before commenting since i saw this on a different comment on another video

[@Specsy]

Yes

[@-Pam_Guti]

Gnu STP!!

[@sikdarshams]

Big brain 100

[@brazillo19]

Yeah, and that's called dark matter and a black hole.

[@nighthawkviper6791]

@@brazillo19 Also Aether

[@sebastianfries274]

You teach so well, I always end with more questions than we’re answered

[@ibrahimkayikci2146]

NIce 👌

[@tacoinapizzalolol]

666 likes

[@rohangeorge712]

that is how it should be, there is always more that is unknown that is known. this will pretty much always be true

[@smiller6986]

Were*

[@smiller6986]

Call me a nerd but I can’t stand massive typos or intentional typings that are actually wrong

[@mrfilmmaker3237]

me:Michael lets' go for shopping!!!! Michael:but what exactly *is* shopping....? *(weird music starts at the background)*

[@schadenfreudebuddha]

or is it...?

[@cactussenpai9625]

lmao

[@locngoduy1571]

WRECKER 123 Can you go shopping at the speed of light? Will the mall's toilet become a Quasar after 4.6 billion years?

[@thomasboys7216]

Depends how many people take a dump in it. A quasar is an area of electromagnetic energy that forms around a supermassive black hole, like the one at the centre of our galaxy. It has a mass of 8.2×10^36 kg or roughly 4 million times the mass of our sun, so in order for the mall toilet to have a quasar around it, it needs to become a supermassive black hole. Now, according to wikipedia, an average human produces 128g of shit per day or approx 47kg over the course of a year. Current population of the earth is 7.4 billion people, so we're looking at 348 billion kgs of shit each year. In other words, if the entire population of the Earth used that one toilet for 23,560,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, it could potentially form a quasar. For scale, 4.6 billion years looks like this: 4,600,000,000. It'd probably result in a few blockages as well.

[@gabrielschwartz81]

*queue music*

[@KieranLeCam]

I'd like to add something: though it is good to not be too confident in your findings, overly submitting to questioning, makes you question yourself to the point of ignorance. People end up submitting then, to any authority that appears more knowledgeable. Instead of searching for themselves. Do not be overly confident, but the manner in which you grow confidence in both yourself and others, is the doubt of both yourself and others. Challenge yourself. Challenge the others. We are one.

[@thefunnyracist5299]

“What's the speed of dark?" Usain Bolt

[@oskarg4270]

LOL

[@jasonhallneuroverse]

appropriate username lol

[@LightningJackFlash]

I once measured my 200m sprint time, it's little more than 33 seconds. Usain Bolt's time is 19,19 - this sprinter is almost 2 times faster.

[@notchocheese1234]

jack1981 33 sec for a 200, thats terrible :c

[@Slaphappy1975]

Notchocheese1234 I would probably pass out before I reach 200m lol

[@spiffycat]

Michael: I am going to go on a plane for 10 seconds of footage

[@derencio]

@Sir Knight Errant **edited cause I said something that doesn't fit KZbin, according to the Internet knowledge database**

[@derencio]

@Sir Knight Errant You know what? You are right. :) I'm sorry that I've placed my commentary in the wrong place. Best wishes to you!

[@NN-qj4sk]

Sir Knight Errant That’s the joke, you fool.

[@xXPewdieRocksXx]

What Is The Speed of Dank?

[@marcperez2598]

420m/s/s^3

[@BigRell91]

really really you know nothing moves faster than dank

[@ozo998]

69,420 ky/s

[@rohanix8953]

Matias Yancy 👌

[@DylanLivesAgain]

HUNTER Frenzy 👌/m^2

[@thegoodnoise8969]

Love that you used a time lapse shot from the shore on the south side of Maui to explain the different types of twilights.

[@VirtualRiot]

IDEA! continuing the thing from 8:20 What if we put information into the light-waves (binary information for example). Wouldnt the dark interference then also carry this information in some way? And move it faster than the speed of light?

[@cameraphone120]

Interesting if we could put information in light-waves.

[@sunny123today]

optic fibers already use light as an information transporter

[@dablasit]

cameraphone120 We can, sort of, it's called Li-Fi. Actually before that, infrared is sort of light information as well.

[@fsmvda]

cameraphone120 Radio waves are light waves of a different frequency than we see. All wireless communication is information is light waves.

[@MysticalPolymath]

yoooooo virtual riot!!!!

[@johntucker2826]

When I was a boy (1950's) there was a book in my school library, a fiction story of a boy who received a "flashdark" for Christmas ... he could aim it at an object or scene, then press the "on" button and the object or scene would go dark ...it was a pretty interesting invention ....and it made you think. Why not? Later on my mom gave me a solar-powered flashlight. That was pretty intriguing as well ....

[@MonochromeHD]

That would be sick

[@archockencanto1645]

Just going to clarify that "sick", said by person above means 'amazing' or 'cool'.

[@MonochromeHD]

@@archockencanto1645 ok?

[@archockencanto1645]

@@MonochromeHD The original poster is at-least 70 years old, so he might get the wrong idea by your comment.

[@MonochromeHD]

@@archockencanto1645 oh yeah ok lol

[@somebody3074]

“What is the speed of dark?” Idk but Usain Bolt is pretty damn fast and dark.

[@gerickguiyab4096]

Aint funny tho

[@TheUnknownname1000]

Gerick Guiyab hilarious tho

[@OkKhaos]

This is good! Quality joke.

[@captgeoff0713]

Lol

[@overwatchcombinesoldier9917]

@@gerickguiyab4096 stfu, you're so humorless lmao

[@master4927content]

9y later and I get this in my recandmendations

[@danacoleman4007]

your what?

[@master4927content]

@@danacoleman4007 lol forgot about this comment

[@Joemama-rt4vi]

Plot twist: VSAUCE has never given Michael a script or anything he just has all of this memorized and actually is omniscient

[@BitterJoyXx]

Tbh that could be real.

[@financialprofessionals]

Thats... how it actually is

[@ActionJackson669]

I'm quite sure that this man has probably written the script if he had been using one at all. If nothing else, he reads a lot and does a lot of research. But I wouldn't be surprised to learn that some of them are just from his head, no research because he already knows the topic well. And I've seen episodes of him alone filming, even filmed by himself in a hotel room for one episode. I'm fairly confident that he does all of, if not most of his own stuff. Maybe he has help with Mindfield, but I'm pretty sure that he doesn't get help, if nothing else, his special guests he brings on

[@yesm2840]

am i high or before i commented this it has 4 comments although it only has 3

[@punkiwii517]

@@yesm2840 before you commented, the principal comment has 3 replies 🙂 como dice javier saantaolalla dale al coco 👉 🧠 👈

[@joearrambide9088]

Shadows are getting their first kiss faster than me.

[@Scouse_Wayne]

kiss in the dark, simple, I get the feeling it's the only way you'll get kissed.

[@octobsession3061]

@@Scouse_Wayne oof

[@dynamitekitty2598]

Shout up

[@dynamitekitty2598]

@Sonic Is Laughing At Your Small Brain shout up

[@dynamitekitty2598]

@Sonic Is Laughing At Your Small Brain 🗣️ UP 🗣️ UP 🗣️ UP 🗣️ UP

[@bromixsr]

So the Dunning-Kruger Effect gives explanation as to why every KZbin commenter is an expert. I see.

[@StormyLines]

For real

[@rumfordc]

what do you see? you an expert or something?

[@TheEternalMoonlight]

bromixsr It's all crystal now

[@RoboBoddicker]

bromixsr No, that's completely wrong. So is the Dunning-Kruger Effect. The guys that theorized it are idiots and don't know half as much as I do about psychology.

[@xwinglover]

bromixsr well said. RoboBoddicker no you're wrong because I replied to your comment on youtube and I have been commenting for years so my expertise is unfathomable

[@triocha24]

this is the moment Michael becomes Hiesenberg

[@Goku17yen]

Is that why Sonic's rival is Shadow?

[@Cerberus03]

Goku17yen 😂😂😂😂

[@FeliciaRaquel08]

😲

[@Anatoli_Punto]

*Vsauce music plays*

[@xavier5276]

Holy fuck you God

[@wadealexander2429]

kakarot sonic travels at *"the speed of sound* so I don't think so because sound is slower than dark and light is beyond speeds so is shadow and if it made sense sonic must've been called "Star"

[@HotelMari0Maker]

13:00 "Knowing facts makes you bright, but the equally quick, sometimes quicker and most rewarding prize, is the dark." What a brilliant and concise way to take close out the video using the concepts we just learned. Michael is a genius!

[@CaptainQwazCaz]

*Darth Vader is typing...*

[@Alpostpone]

*Do not underestimate the speed of the Dark Side.*

[@ChuglyDugly]

*3 months and a week.*

[@research_winter]

4 months and he hasn't typed

[@AnimMusicTM]

Lol its 2089 why he can type

[@ultimaxkom8728]

This is why kids Never type with lemon juice...

[@BruhDOTcam]

This video made me realize something: When you feel like you don't know a lot of things that others don't even talk about, you probably know more than them about those things!

[@phucgiang395]

Joji: *Slow dancing in the dark* VSauce: *Fast dancing in the dark*

[@kamranemin5356]

Ahh a man of culture, joji when he was frank btw met michael

[@ethan_7480]

Phúc Giang *dancing in the fast dark

[@MrJoJI]

* I see A man of culture here*

[@asiansimp]

I don't wanna slow dance...

[@ouafmannlitchfield5448]

John Mayer : slow dancing in a burning room

[@Darthjojo47]

"If nothing is faster than light than how did the dark get there first"

[@zaid4871]

Jesus ok jesus

[@11t77]

Darkness is the lake of light . Read it again !

[@nikiforossarantoglou5917]

@@11t77 I hope there is no Loch Ness monster in that lake.

[@jcfsaiyan]

Because darkness is an absence of something. (Photons, mass, energy ect..) its nothing

[@andrewrodriguez7310]

Because light is polite and let dark go first, that's all. ;0)

[@Dominique632]

Me: * pours lemon juice on myself * Mom: What are you doing? Me: I'm camouflaging with the air Mom: Aight, you're going up for adoption

[@Doku666]

Wolgang Amadeus Mozart the day my mom sees me covering myself in lemon juice is the day I’m getting disowned

[@unicornuncorn7723]

Everyone i know thinks iminsane and their not wrong. Heh heh 😅

[@braylinnunez7303]

Therapist: so your mom tells me you’re crazy Me: or am I?

[@Sciguy95]

At least you smell nice

[@jonparedes6800]

So glad Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart decided to join us today

[@ej_makesvideos]

4:42 you thought I wouldn’t notice the two “the”s in the captions?

[@thejerrymobile]

*The shadow blister effect is one of the questions I have had forever that nobody has ever been able to answer satisfactorily.*

[@Spicymuffins89]

*I too make my whole comment bold for no reason.*

[@thejerrymobile]

Is there no reason? I'm emphasizing the entire statement, and an exclamation mark isn't appropriate to underscore the type of emphasis that is denoted by boldface.

[@TheMetaright]

thejerrymobile When you make the entire text bold without anything around it that isn't bold, the emphasis is removed. Sort of like how highlighting an entire page of a book doesn't add emphasis to anything, but rather removes emphasis from everything.

[@thejerrymobile]

TheMetaright It's a difference of opinion, then. A comment isn't a long-form text; it's usually a single statement. A single statement can have specific emphasis compared to others. That being said, if all comments were bold for no reason you would be absolutely right and no comment would have any additional emphasis. I maintain that I am not emphasizing any particular part of my statement, but the statement itself compared to others I am, as well as those the surrounding commentators are making.

[@TheMetaright]

thejerrymobile When you put it that way, I suppose it makes sense. I apologize for the little tangent here.

[@ScienceBang]

The speed of ignorance is the KZbin comments section.

[@PiercingIceTiger]

you're not wrong lol.

[@theforestero]

Ha ha..One of them,at least..there are many speeds...

[@mikdammehdi9614]

Youtoub pour toujour

[@Scoffslaphead72]

no that's the speed of I hacked this comment so you cant like it

[@theSpicyHam]

ha ha hahaha

[@Ensich]

0:14 VnyctofacePhobia: the fear of vsauce face in the darkness with a light on his face

[@funnyvideo-vn9kl]

That was faster then mrbeast views

[@sergio_-.]

Michael is the only person who can confuse me, but still have my interest in listening

[@LockyToons-kd3jh]

Exactly well your prolly not looking at this so thanks for taking your time to read this bye bye

[@dudeyeah665]

"What is the speed of stupidity?" "How fast can you run, Anakin?"

[@jotes2316]

"How many ft high are you, Anakin?" (Bear my bad English, I'm not english).

[@maestrofeli4259]

that's why anakin turned to the dark side, because he was always being teased by obi-wan.

[@volatile2.06]

I am not scared of the dark, it’s just that my imagination builds unnecessary fear

[@Chris77Rocks77]

So you're not scared of the dark but you're scared of the dark because your mind is scared of the dark

[@HeadsMan98]

Edgy joker quotes make me want to die

[@IAmCipeRamo]

@@HeadsMan98 “80 perecent of men have a girlfirend, 20 percent of men are having a brain”

[@spongebobcult7832]

Then tell it to stop God damn it you kids still need to learn

[@HeadsMan98]

@@IAmCipeRamo lol cope

[@Snippyyy]

i was 12 watching this video for the first time, 8 years later, i still use the nightlight

[@peteh4355]

Oddly, this is your most illuminating video for me.

[@peteh4355]

Grind Hard Shine Hard xD

[@peteh4355]

Grind Hard Shine Hard I had to go for the ultimate cheesy comment.

[@peteh4355]

***** Cheesier, perhaps. Dafter? Yes. :p

[@scaryanarchist1260]

Pete H And I say something random: PlayStation 4

[@frtard]

Pete H I don't know. A couple parts of the video left me in the dark.

[@zonkureebrenter6764]

What is the speed of quiet?

[@AurelUrban]

@@autisticgoat1553 quiet is not really an absence of sound, it's an absence of matter that could carry sound :) since sound is technically a compressing and stretching of matter that carries through that matter, you can say there is "no sound" when nothing causes these sound waves. but if you had a device detecting sound there, like an ear, and it was perfect, it wouldn't be totally quiet. because there are still particles around that are moving and can bump into your ear and cause your membrane to vibrate. so you could say even without sound there is no quiet as long as the medium is still there. I'm sure it's possible to find some philosophical implications in this.

[@christophergruenwald5054]

It depends on the medium that it’s traveling though. Through air 1125 ft/s.

[@synhaer]

@@autisticgoat1553 When we consider the fact that the sound is just our brains' way of telling us the wave of atoms in air hitting our ears periodictly, maybe it's the sound what we must call illusion.

[@felixkjornsberg]

Zonkuree Brenter well its never quit, dont believe me just think about it... It can’t be quit it’s impossible

[@nathanaelitoel9832]

silence...........