DIVORCE A tug of war arcade machine where you turn the handles to separate from your partner

[@MaxHarden]

I can relate to the instruction: "When you see red, push the lever for surge of rage."

[@Arctorkovich]

After it ends they get back together just so it can start all over again :(

[@anniespencer7879]

That reminds me of an old display in the Chamber Of Horrors at Blackpool years ago. A woman was trapped between a crocodile and a gorilla and daren't get out of the swamp. The crocodile caught her and bit off her leg. Unfortunately the lights didn't go off altogether so visitors could see her leg connecting back on again.

[@grayrabbit2211]

Just like real life

[@U014B]

It's the Circle of Wife.

[@Cyanide926]

​@@U014Bthats hilarious

[@MrBooojangles]

HAHA brilliant, Another brilliant machine from Tim Hunkin.

[@twocvbloke]

Another brilliantly hilarious machine!!! :D

[@anniespencer7879]

Bet the dog wasn't laughing.

[@mfbfreak]

Oh my god, that poor dog :D

[@taylorthompson9752]

Yes, definitely didn’t see that one coming 😮😢

[@Xirken]

What do you mean by "that poor dog:D"

[@doctorelijah]

wrong emoticon bro 😬

[@geneswu]

@@doctorelijahHe is an adult he probably didn’t know it was a smiley face

[@doctorelijah]

@@geneswu or hes using it ironically cuz its both sad and funny

[@nodmoz]

Reminds me of my own parent's divorce!

[@_panilaperman9881]

Oof

[@reaper2579]

So your parents cut your dog in half? 😮

[@_intergalacticaliyah]

Did your dog get split in half too?

[@nodmoz]

@_intergalacticaliyah had we got a dog at the time, probably! It's strange to see a comment I made 10 years ago, I've just got engaged and having a nightmare trying to sort out table plans to include my parents! 🤣

[@_intergalacticaliyah]

@@nodmoz aww congratulations!!! It's beautiful that you're getting married, I pray for eternal blessings for you and your spouse. Lmao I can only imagine 😅 I hope everything pans out well given the circumstances

[@carterucm]

Loving the sad Henry Hoover!

[@Aimee-u9c]

(Someone needs to see a lawyer) Kids: who broke the house Parents: it was your father no it was your mother

[@grodenbarg]

no kidding about that.

[@puciohenzap891]

God this is actually dark :o

[@Wheels23245]

This new PAC-MAN game is pretty good

[@newformula1433]

Finally a game for couples

[@bob-ii8oe]

thomas the engine is like what the ???

[@Cheezwizzz]

So brilliant!!!

[@YuriyKrivosheyev]

Amazing mechanics! Thank you!

[@hobojoe9284]

fantastic machine

[@38911bytefree]

Brilliant as usual. Is sooo funny

[@timeahwg4867]

I don't get it so the endresult is always the same? You just crank it until it opens? Whats the point in trying to do it faster then the other player

[@foxthx1138]

Reminds me of my divorce........

[@yunhi2722]

damn i guess no one won after all

[@taylorthompson9752]

Maybe I can think of a blueprint of a divorce game that would not involve something vile?

[@manco828]

Nothing funny about this.

[@Blitterbug]

Satire, mate.

[@MochaSugar50658]

Shut

[@RWBHere]

@@Blitterbug From a dictionary: 'Satire: The use of humour, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose or criticise people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.' So, no; it's certainly not humour, and it's not politics in this context. But it's definitely exaggeration and ridicule about an unfortunately topical issue, which often arises because of people's stupidity. So you're quite correct. Thanks for making me double-check the meaning of the word. I'd only ever associated satire with politics.