DJO - Happy in Paraguay

[@posthistoricdino422]

this video was pulled from the depths of my memory when i saw apple juice that was, indeed, half price. almost made me cry, remembering how much my father loved this video

[@MichaelSchlossberg]

This video came out before my wife and I were married, but had started dating. 10 years, two kids, two dogs, two houses, and many times later, and we still say half of these lines to each other on a regular basis

[@highstimulation2497]

I do this with my best friend. jesus is a raisin. you haaaaaaave a whole bunch of fish in your bathroom WITH you!!

[@neogramps]

My wife loves apple juice - every time she asks for a glass i reply "Apple juice for half price". She has never seen this video

[@KG-th3cr]

@@neogramps I say that at the store when I see apple juice and my family thinks I'm a psychopath lol.

[@aph0gen]

Same

[@sniperslim]

is it safe to say you’re happy in paraguay?

[@reciprocating_popcorn_blade]

It's been a decade, and every time I pull up to a drive through and they ask me what I want, I'm still tempted to tell them "Four hundred and fifty fuckin' hard boiled eggs"

[@highstimulation2497]

I'LL pay you to do that and livestream it or somethin

[@phildobson5544]

I'll still randomly blurt out in public "Who painted my ass white?"

[@sniperslim]

a pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass

[@DW-indeed]

@@phildobson5544 It's time to poo

[@MadSpectre47]

@@sniperslim Warp me to Halifax

[@Thespanglerangler]

In my job, I used to get calls from these small businesses that I had to prospect and sell, so I’d have to get them to explain what they do exactly, which often made no sense. So in my notes, I’d type, “installs styrofoam nuns” in those cases.

[@raven4k998]

shit go the fuck away

[@Ninjanium]

I've watched this so many times that when my boss asked me if I was happy I answered 'happy in Paraguay' without even thinking.

[@Quinnzel101]

Can't fucking listen to Tom Sawyer anymore without hearing "Apple juice... for half price!" in my head.

[@TheABElia]

Alex Lifeson wouldn't want it any other way I'm sure!

[@seraphale]

This is one of the greatest things that the internet has ever spit out in my direction. The best part is that you've actually watched TNG enough to get their voices right. I can't believe it's only been 10 years, honestly it seems like I've been laughing at this for twice as long. Thanks for the joy!

[@TheBaltasaro]

I've watched this video at least 15 times, and I just now figured out that what Data says after Geordi says "Haiku" again is actually a haiku. Mind = blown. DJO = legendary.

[@ShoeTheGreyCat]

A decade later and this is still infinitely quotable. "I gotta piss so... real bad", "Apple juice, for half price", and "Go the fuck away... go away" are now an integral part of my vocabulary.

[@JustenGC]

"I need to piss soon*... real bad"

[@boiledelephant]

I love that the last line in the video is easily the most fantastic and isn't even derived from the video - Data's offscreen, so they just put in whatever they wanted there. And what they wanted to put in was, "Fuck a fruit basket." God bless these guys.

[@Nekzus]

"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass" still gets me after all this time.

[@idgonemad]

"We'll put on Zeppelin an eat cheddar cheese." is the line that got me hooked. Mad props.

[@kateshiningdeer3334]

Frankly, sounds like a fun date night to me...

[@cannedcatfood]

Did you water your airport, Jim?

[@personzorz]

Patrick Stewart tweeted it out once.

[@Barnacules]

This is still the best thing on the internet! :P

[@esaedvik]

Can't argue with that :D Love misheard lyrics stuff too :D

[@dr1096]

My IQ dropped 10pts watching this

[@patronsaintofpoison]

I wholeheartedly agree. As does the Fruit Basket.

[@MrxDeeds]

is that mom

[@GROENAASMusic]

Totally agree, Jerry. Even though your comment is 2 years old. :p

[@orchetect7415]

The 'fax it to each other' and 'cheddar cheese' lines still kill me to this day

[@user-yn7ql6yh7l]

I love that Patrick Stewart quotes the cheddar cheese line in real life

[@Armitage112a]

It's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic, and I need to laugh so freaking bad. This never fails to bring me to hysterical tears. Thank you SO much for making this.

[@ArcMedicalResearch]

"it's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic" posted 2 years ago I wither

[@beerhoven]

The Rush, the shotgun cocking sound with the shirt and the apple juice for half price makes me laugh just as hard no matter how many times I watch it. Pure genius.

[@GeorgeTsiros]

The video is shown to be 11 years old Your comment is 13 years old Go home youtube you're drunk

[@SNESdrunk]

APPLE JUICE, FOR HALF PRICE

[@nickcarter4006]

I WANT A DJO SNES DRUNK CROSS OVER I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKS I JUST KNOW THAT I WANT IT

[@DangDoona]

After all these years of referencing this video...I learn that it's "half price" and not 'HOT PRICE' my world is shattered

[@Baopand]

I love that patrick stewart quoted this one!

[@Ruprect44]

Really? Cool! Link?

[@Baopand]

Ruprect44 twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/239999775171293184

[@Ruprect44]

Bailey260012 Hahaha. That's awesome!

[@aMiyafuji]

Oh my. I clicked that just as the line came up.

[@negascoot23]

Sir Patrick is just that fucking awesome💗 He's one of those serious, respected, Shakespearean actors who nobody realizes is also a comedic genius... Watch him as a gay interior decorator in Jeffrey, or his VO work on American Dad--he's got better timing than most professonal comedians.

[@FGSRFunLol]

I've watched the majority of these TNG videos but keep returning to this one. It does have a certain charm. My favorite parts keep changing. I really like how angry the feringi is when he says "you have a whole bunch of fish in your bathrOOM" although Jesus is a Raisin revolutionized my spirituality altogether.

[@dancing_odie]

Two things: One, don't watch these while eating. I almost suffocated. Two, I work at a grocery store and every time I walk by the apple juice I bust out laughing hysterically and I can't properly explain why to my coworkers.

[@JacobPadlock]

The way he says "You're crazy" matches up so well with his body movement, I end up looping that part at least 3 times per viewing it makes me laugh that much.

[@Kathrynerius]

Twelve years later, and I'm still coming back to this.

[@voicetube]

Somebody in my Facebook feed had asked her Facebook friends "Can someone send me a link to something that'll make me laugh" and I of course came to this video immediately to grab a link. Hopefully, she'll love me forever :-) I decided to come back over and watch this video again and BOY does it still hold up!! Indeed, still one of the very best videos on all of KZbin (and I mean that)!

[@dayjoborchestra]

We uploaded this on December 2, 2009 at 6:44 AM

[@personzorz]

I remember it well

[@AnkushNarula]

years later - this is still hilarious - love me some DJO

[@rainbowbrite6046]

years later this is still the shit APPLE JUICE!

[@KG-th3cr]

At half price!

[@wompstopm123]

i can never hear the song tom sawyer or look at apple juice without saying APPLE JUICE FOR HALF PRICE! damn you!

[@TheRainblossoms]

It's a very real problem. You're not the only one who has it.

[@kellyweingart3692]

🎵apple juice🎵

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Fuck a fruitbasket” 😂😂

[@SRSOS1]

lol

[@skakirask]

Lines that still live rent free in my head to this day: -Warp me to Halifax -Happy? happy in Paraguay! -You and me in Japan, watch me dance -I like haiku!

[@Robotika]

This never EVER gets old. Jesus is a raisin.

[@hardrocker04]

ok well after research that line picard says at 0:24 - 0:28 is from the song hero by Mariah Carey feat. Luciano Pavarotti and the line he says is "E vuoi dimenticare" which translated from italian to "and you want to forget"

[@trenttrent3228]

My hero!

[@voicetube]

This may be my favorite.. it's the one I always seem to come back to when I need a DJO fix.

[@voicetube]

I have not seen this in maybe about a year and going back to it I realize this is my favorite DJO video! I'm amazed at how many of the DEEPLY classic DJO lines this one video contains!

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

This is widely considered their best work. This is the one that got noticed on Attack of the Show (which in turn led to their AotS video).

[@voicetube]

I'm absolutely not surprised. Although for me, there are a lot of other favorites that come pretty close.

[@Hallow334]

I love DJO's Star Trek Next Generation videos. They crack me up. I remember seeing this one when it first came out. Its still funny 10 years later.

[@AngelKay7]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch these, I still laugh my ass off every time.

[@robintate]

This video still makes apple juice and faxes it to me.

[@Hoboburp]

" have a sheep... doing roofing... over at my house.... doing roofing.... drop in sometime.... we'll put on Zeppelin and eat Cheddar Cheese." Definitely my favorite line of the whole thing I give this video a 5/5.

[@HSchultz79]

I saw the actual episode on tv to day and quoted along to it, I was dying! Still my favorite video on the internet!

[@destrucktor8071]

Still on my mind years later

[@kittykatBflat]

"I have a business installing styrofome nuns" this is the most epic thing anyone has ever said lmfao

[@xyphious]

All these years later and I’m still watching this. Top quote for me has to me “You and me in Japan. Watch me Dance”

[@personzorz]

We'll put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.

[@nebakaben]

Ok, so its been like 10 years since I first saw this. I just watched it again and yes, its still hilarious

[@Spockitans]

Bad lip reading ain't got shit on this.

[@BlazeHedgehog]

Bad Lip Reading is some of the same people tho

[@toastyplatters70]

BLR is from Los Angeles and DJO is Canadian. They don't sound the same, either. Makes me wonder...

[@Tominator7]

Oh god, I've been watching this every day for like a week now and I still get teary eyes from laughing ... It's just brilliant.

[@Phobos_Anomaly]

"Why don't we have some fries? Buh, buh, check me out, I'm obviously made of fish...abdomen and some dried fish..."

[@raven4k998]

I need to go piss really soon very bad

[@bstelly]

The fact that this video has only 17K likes is criminal. This is STILL the best thing on the internet!

[@jacquielunari]

Still as hilarious today as it was when new ♥️ I used to have the ‘put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese’ line painted on the wall of my party den. Ah good times…

[@datboyomunky]

Still faxing apple juice 10 years later

[@STangoFox]

"Ever scratch yourself til you have a hole in your bag?" Gets me every time. hahahahahahaha

[@jennyehyatt6658]

Even in 2020 the worst year in the history of ever this still warms my cold dark heart.

[@zamnodorszk7898]

My wife and I still can't say "Apple juice" without one of us yelling "FOR HALF PRICE!" Also we can't listen to Tom Sawyer without yelling it.

[@jackfisk2840]

“Warp me to Halifax !” In 2020!! 😎

[@RyanGeorge]

you can disable the subtitles P to the S

[@leifkvenvolden4076]

hello

[@i9incher]

Woah. This is a rare find

[@Circuitssmith]

Ohhhhh, random incorrect dubbing is TIGHT!

[@kittykatbat]

I still come back periodically to rewatch. This is one of my old school favorites 🍎

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass."

[@Venkman007]

I love the "gun noises" that occur when Picard adjusts his clothes. Brilliant.

[@sarahlaw3948]

watch me eat 450 fuckin hard boiled eggs

[@ThatGuyBrian]

+Sarah Law A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass.

[@fallenseraph3256]

+That Guy...Brian There are too many penguins eating lunch-shiit...

[@fallenseraph3256]

+That Guy...Brian Ebwoi-yeemen-tikareh~ (my best rendition I can manage...)

[@ThatGuyBrian]

Gabrielle Townsend Whuzzhappenin'?

[@fallenseraph3256]

That Guy...Brian END GAMES

[@Phobos_Anomaly]

I wish there was a full version of the "Apple juice for half price" song lol

[@rainbowbrite6046]

someone could probably take the apple juice lines and make a song starting with that XD i cant fucking breathe XDDD

[@dayjoborchestra]

It's called "DJO Theme" - imaginative name, I know. The full version is only 1 minute long so we never posted the audio anywhere. We made it to go with the intro animation. You can hear a better version at the start of "Eat That Thing". Apple Juice.

[@smiththers2]

ever do any more of these with startrek? this is so funny!

[@semikruller]

I watch this video 10 times a day while sitting at my day job..

[@ericholcombe1]

Years and years later I still love this video

[@benbedwell343]

"Fuck a fruit basket" is my new favorite way to express frustration

[@DembaiVT]

This is always the one that makes me laugh so hard I cry. Every fucking time. Also whoever does your Worf is my hero.

[@MichaelSchlossberg]

This video is over eight years old, and my wife and I STILL turn to each other and say the lines. We can never say “FIVE!” In a normal voice. Thanks for the memories DJO.

[@TheChadarad]

Can’t believe it’s been 11 years since I stumbled upon this! Been loving your videos ever since, f*** a fruit basket!

[@dayjoborchestra]

Check the dates; it's the other way around. DJO started uploading to KZbin in 2006. BLR started March 2011.

[@TimmahUK]

Behold, pay respects to clearly one of the best vidyas on the Tube. PS. Someone must create ringtone of "apple juice, for half price"

[@jordanm2984]

Sometimes when I visit people in their home I'll ask "Mind if I... Fuck around in your attic?" on the off-chance they get the reference. Nobody yet. Someday.

[@slushpuppy2326]

Everytime someone burps: "I can smell that, my van's in pieces"

[@jpgonzales2425]

i love that people still love this. i saw it back in '09 and its still just as funny

[@corinnegrey]

One of the best videos on the Internet. Enjoy your stay.

[@TwelveinchChewbacca]

There is so much here that still kills me. "...Cheddar cheese", the random Worfism @0:35, the shotgun racking each time Picard fixes his shirt (& Tom Sawyer), the whiny Ferengi (Heeeeey....), the belch...

[@TheIceBoxCards]

Thanks to DJO for the hole in my bag.

[@joncrochetiere7601]

Still cracks me up

[@tgitt]

every time you watch this video you get a new favorite part. right now it's ninjas. hijacked. my mother.

[@MegaCheesypeas]

Love these Trek dubs. Whenever I get interrupted by my phone ringing at work, before I answer I always say “Go the f*ck away” like Geordi does on this one 😂

[@Procket12]

"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass."

[@venusasaboy]

I have a business Installing Styrofoam nuns Fuck a fruit basket It's actually a haiku! Genius.

[@dasoulfoodbuffet]

Holy shitbags, I never realized that till I read your comment just now LOL! Damn, these DJO dudes are some magical fucking bastards

[@Adam-mf6vj]

APPAJOOCE

[@AnotherPostcard]

FO HAF PRICE

[@kellyweingart3692]

“You and me in Japan...watch me dance”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“KILL GEORDI!”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Mind if I...fuck around in your attic?”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Jesus is a raisin”

[@maashysteria]

OMG I have been searching for months to find the episode this video dubs over!! YAY, it's "Force of Nature" S7E9!!! Apple juice for half price!!

[@collectivelight]

These are the best re-dubs I have ever seen! Subscribed!

[@dayjoborchestra]

Remember when "Top Comments" meant top fucking comments? Fuck this Orwellian secret math, there are FOUR LIGHTS!!!!

[@deathgnomes]

Three.

[@mef1975]

it's apple juice! 1:02 please fax me some... 2:38

[@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5]

It's not Orwellian. It's Cardassian. Now give me that fucking egg.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

"So tell me, are there five lights or four?" "Go fuck a fruitbasket man, nobody cares about your goddamn lights, geez!" (Picard sticking it to the man)

[@mHerrickk]

Discovered you guys back in '06. You still make me laugh. :D I'm not sure if BLR directly copied you, but either way I think you guys are funnier and better overall.

[@aeronomer8389]

2019 anyone??

[@MirrorMonolith]

yep, still the best one

[@Thespanglerangler]

You crazy woman?

[@MirrorMonolith]

You shut up!!

[@danmcdaid]

Fuck a fruit basket

[@pronstorestiffi]

2020 represent.

[@alex_michaels]

I have watched this so many times. It never gets old.

[@dayjoborchestra]

BLR started March 2011. DJO started posting in 2006. Firesign theatre did it a long time ago

[@stevieg2536]

BLR before BLR

[@channelfadge7438]

DJO has made me obsessed with drinking apple juice IRL

[@negascoot23]

Did you water your airport, Jim?

[@cuteblondecrystal]

LOL - I'm just amazed at how synchronized the dubbing is, and it's still really funny - good job! :)

[@teresacollins7763]

I never get tired of these....

[@GreenDay1981]

I have a sheep doing roofing at my house too!

[@trentonlacy6547]

Goddamn. At least 50% of the views on this video are from me. Also, for those interested: Star Trek: The Next Generation "Force of Nature" Season 7, Episode 9

[@nitehawk86]

The French are about to kick some ass, indeed.

[@kimonui]

this never gets old. watched it dozens of times. and HEY! this viewing; a cat outside my window, meowed the moment data's cat appeared onscreen. The gods are calling.

[@butIforgotmypen...]

Seriously, I watch this every day at least once. No matter how bad life can be at the time this just cheers me up :D

[@bennyfactor]

WARP ME TO HALIFAX

[@wompstopm123]

this is so fucking quotable

[@eshbyesh]

Hi all. My name is Darrell and I have an addiction to fisting ashtrays. I dialed the number at the end of the apple juice commercials and the next thing I knew I had been faxed to Darth Vader and then to the IRS building.

[@irjacoby4775]

genuinely funny comment here.

[@olieve]

No One should ever dislike this video!!! Pure Comedy Genius !!

[@NunSuperior]

Still can't think of apple juice without this video coming to mind. Especially when it's half price.