Another 10 DUMB KickStarter video game consoles that failed! - SGR [RE-UPLOAD]

[@slopesgameroom]

Had issues with copyright on the last video that happened shortly after the original upload went live. I did hold out for as long as possible for it to fix but sadly nothing happened! in other words... this video is exactly the same besides 8 seconds of music! Normal programming will commence this weekend!

[@slopesgameroom]

And yes... I even kept the NUTSHACK stuff in too!!! I fell for it first time and it would be rude if I changed it now :P

[@MichaelKilley]

Damn copyright

[@SuperDsx]

@@slopesgameroom Man Fuck UMG

[@SpJrD]

Daniel Ibbertson it’s alright mate, we support you, likes and all 👍🏼

[@JuanGomez-ke5py]

@@slopesgameroom if you love your high quality with definitely do something with talk about the coleco chameleon

[@Ajzan1]

So the most popular types of Kickstarter consoles are: - unofficial retro consoles, - several consoles in one or play-every-type-of-game consoles, - portable versions of home video game consoles, - home consoles for mobile games,

[@EgoCityGamingUK]

I’m gonna be honest, I’m more interested in creating biscuit me’s than the book console.

[@troywright359]

He wanted to change the busicuit world. But he neede you help. Support Novatio.

[@wesleythomas7125]

Hmmmm...

[@ccricers]

I’m interested in the Spring Zone game.

[@187Streak]

8 seconds of music is all you need to take down 20 minute video? I am amazed

[@comradedragunov4476]

LDS church claimed copyright on one of my public domain civil defense film uploads, for footage featuring 8 seconds of clouds. The video was never produced by them to begin with.

[@mornananchy495]

@@comradedragunov4476 Clouds? As in, a song named Clouds or actual clouds?

[@eddiedingle767]

Mornan Anchy I assume he means actual clouds Get this, some guy did a video game walk-through/let’s play about seven or eight years ago. A different channel recently did the walk-through/let’s play for that game, so they hit the original guy with the DMCA copyright claim, that’s right, someone got DMCA you do for a video he made seven years ago by someone who didn’t even make the game

[@comradedragunov4476]

@@eddiedingle767 Yes, actual footage of clouds, from old nuclear test footage. I doubt the LDS church owns this footage they claim, but its on me to prove it.

[@eddiedingle767]

Comrade Dragunov I haven’t read the book of Mormon, I don’t have the magical underpants or special goggles, maybe it says something about it in there? Only the heads of the Mormon church can own the earth

[@ikeyasector]

That last part about having a service where people can sell their home cooked food (locally in their towns) might have been great in the 1950's, but in this age there would be so many people getting food poison and others being deliberately poisoned because people have lost their damn minds these days.

[@frankowalker4662]

Also - Order a take-out. :)

[@ikeyasector]

@@frankowalker4662 Even that can't be trusted much. There's a segment on the channel 'Oneyplays' where they talked about a pizza delivery guy poisoning their pizza (on purpose), to get revenge for complaining about a previous delivery he serviced them with. It wasn't lethal, but they said they were throwing up all night. You just can't trust people these days.

[@frankowalker4662]

@@ikeyasector Yeah, point taken. There are some sick people out around.

[@ikeyasector]

@@frankowalker4662 It's nuts. I grew up in the 80's in a somewhat small town and that sort of thing didn't happen... well... in my area. Now my home town is three times the size from what it was and people are pulling all kinds of evil sh*t. Always be careful out there.

[@anapaularochacampos6738]

World has always been evil tho. Not a new thing.

[@Cp-71]

"I'm the founder and CEO of Inception International Industries and the creator of GamerArchive" Wow, this guy really gave himself a *PRRRRRRRRRROMOTION!*

[@SeelkadoomandJokic00]

18:52 Those aren't cosplayers. Those are actors from a scene from Street Fighter Assassin's Fist, which IS official from Capcom.

[@stapuft]

Damnit, you beat me to it and you have a timestamp.....it was made by machinima for WB and premiered on KZbin as a series of shorts, just like the previous series they did, "mortal Kombat", but both have sense been deleted due to all that crap that went down. You can sometimes find them on DVD at Walmart, so I'm 100% certain that you can still find them for sale....somewhere

[@gabrielcarter4822]

Which makes Mr. Demo there more of a fool because had he made any money off his nonsense, Capcom would have sent their lawyers out for illegally using their property. Ignorance is no excuse but he's clearly ignorant of Copyright.

[@thomasleathers7018]

The ironic thing about novatio, is steam on linux now has proton, which runs windows steam games on linux. proton is based on the open source windows compatibility layer for linux: wine, which is probably what they would have used anyways.

[@bolttracks]

In what world does “press a button on your controller to tell your friend what to do for your amusement” at all like fun? 🤣

[@SSand4]

Totally forgot the SmachZ used to be called the PGS. The "interactive game console" with the whole controlling real actors to play out the game in real life sounds like the plot of that Gerard Butler movie, "Gamer".

[@Wartooth91]

18:56 hell that's not even cosplayers....those are the actors who play Ken and Ryu in Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist.

[@TomSketchit]

*Sees video* Oh sweet, another new KickScammer so soon? *Sees it is reupload* Aw... ... *Decides to rewatch it anyway because it's good content*

[@cinyarko]

10:12 - that one is actually pretty easy. Off the shelf you can buy a 3-in 1-out hdmi switch with a remote for like $20, at the time of making the video they might have been a bit more expensive but with a budget of $7k it shouldn't be a problem.

[@Blind-Ambition]

that PGS handheld might have been possible. not quite in the form factor they showed, but with devices such as the GPD Win series of UMPCs, these things do exist and are fairly good

[@Guzuma]

21:14 Graphic design is my passion

[@Compucles]

Apparently that PGS guy has never heard of the Nintendo Switch.

[@KnakuanaRka]

Compucles Or proper lip sync. Seriously, why is that terrible ADR necessary?

[@stapuft]

Yeah...jsyk, those arnt cosplayers they are actual actors from a now deleted machinima series about Street fighter that was made for WB after they did so well on the mortal Kombat series.

[@WillKeaton]

That device in the number 1 slot, is he trying to make mind controller glasses?

[@Pendarr]

Will Keaton I think the idea is that you would be telling your friend to do actions and they would re-enact it...for.......reasons?

[@WillKeaton]

Yeah, one person pushes some buttons, then the glasses tell the wearer what they're supposed to do. Right now the person wearing the glasses is supposedly doing this willingly, but as time goes by...

[@Daniel_Coffman]

"We're not even going to mention Soulja Boy once in this video!" Me: Too late, ya just did! XD

[@BichaelStevens]

Why is Ben Shapiro trying to sell us CGI windows consoles?

[@eval_is_evil]

Hahah

[@pferreira1983]

That wasn't Shapiro but came across as someone from a foreign country. Clearly looped dialogue.

[@CoolHandJames]

Got excited about another slopes video. Was immediately disappointed when realising its an old video that youtube has decided needs to be reedited. Thanks youtube.

[@ccricers]

Wow, the stark difference in effort designing the Pony console and the Amiga. Actually the Pony does look kind of cool, but I would just be worried how they would scale up production with that design.

[@LuxwingGo]

I'm still amazed at people obsessed with making consoles solely for "classic gaming" when most phones can run an snes emulator with little issue.

[@Compucles]

Sure, if you want to break the law and also settle for terrible touchscreen controls.

[@LuxwingGo]

@@Compuclesfuck the cop I'm playing contra with my fuckin toes

[@LightsolP]

Not to mention, for less than $200 you could get a RaspPi or similar and a retro case and build a decent system yourself.

[@metalc.s3170]

This is my personal favourite series on your channel. And as usual you do great work. Keep up the good work good sir. 😃

[@Jogproof]

I love seeing stuff I recognise from Stop Drop and Retro. The PGS saga is a fun time

[@taffysaur]

“... a console made by a bloody biscuit!” 😂

[@Drain_Life_Archive]

You need to make a video on the souljaboy consoles.

[@gus_valadares]

- The other player will know the movement of the opponent by seeing arrows and the buttons used on his visor? Who can measure in a fighting game what to do based only on the description of the opponent's moves? - The enemy commands will be in English... yes, the arrows and A and B commands will be in English, because movements are in some coded language. - How can you react to the enemy and attack with hundreds of commands being written on your vr goggles? - How can you do a half-moon movement to do a special movement with motion controls?

[@alwayszero3709]

Re upload? Man I guess I’ll just have to watch it again 👍

[@metalc.s3170]

Re uploaded Because 8 seconds of music!.....yep

[@dragonforcecam]

same

[@darklilligant2636]

Stop Drop Retro Did a pretty good vid covering the "Gamer Archive" if anyone sees my comment and wants to watch it.

[@lipstickzombie4981]

Also the PGS system

[@g0ddish434]

6:19 That man lowkey just went on ms paint and tried to recreate the PSP.

[@whiteglovian]

2:55 I guess you understand _the concept of love_

[@randyvoid155]

thumbs up for english rhyme slang explanations

[@wesleythomas7125]

The main advantage of a console is that the game you buy is garunteed to work (barring worn-out consoles/carts/discs or games programmed around a faulty chipset, like that one SHMUP on the Genesis that won't work on the mark 3). I was thinking of the specifications of the console I was going to kickstart, one with a built-in screen and battery, several high-end CPU's, and a quantum hard-drive, but I realized that all I wanted was a Switch with a bigger memory, longer-lasting battery, and faster speed, or a gaming laptop with the Xbox One's OS.

[@MrNegativecreep07]

Am I the only one who quite likes the design of the Pony?

[@Chris-ci8vs]

I did too

[@Kyaramel]

All these failed game consoles can be summed up with "I'm an idea"

[@h3x3dit]

I LOL'd at the concept art for that portable gaming rig. The sketches with pencil do not have straight lines. lol

[@redvelvetunderground]

lol so many of these "all games ever" consoles are rendered obsolete by the existence of a raspberry pi or a half decent gaming PC w/ emulators also the ADR on kickstarter video #4 is so atrocious, you're just filming a dude in a room, do you really need to bad ADR over him?

[@KnakuanaRka]

Shannihilator Yeah, I was wondering why the hell his lipsync was so off.

[@d.b.coopers.strongest.soldier]

I WAS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER COMMENT LIKE THIS. Glad I’m not the only one that noticed that atrocious lipsyncing. They tried so hard to make it look professional, but something about it is still so weirdly off. Maybe it’s the overexposed lighting/filter combined with the spokesman that looks almost human.

[@MichaelOddish]

12:50, 14:00 - That sounds like an uncanny resemblance to Andrew Anthony and his iconic line for Electronic Arts.

[@Ralpheo]

What is the for the countdown? The 16bit haunted medieval organ music?

[@retropalooza]

Sad when I can defend the ouya over the amico

[@awesomeferret]

StopDropandRetro made a great video a few years ago about the Gamer Archive and the PGS. In fact, if you like Kickscammers then I recommend checking that channel out. He often makes videos similar to this show, except they are more detailed and more focused (less compilations) while still having more jokes. And of course, he's been doing it a lot longer. I pretty much know that you used his videos as research, and that's great, but I do wish you had shouted him out. This is really his niche within the niche of crowdfunding scam analysis.

[@Activated_Complex]

Not gonna lie, the design of the Pony actually looked really cool. Trying to make it a laptop was overreaching, though. Especially at that price point. As simply a custom case for console modders, sold on Amazon and picking up some attention from gaming sites, it could have worked.

[@adamfrazer5150]

Jared Kushner's Twilight brother says I don't have to take it out of my pocket - just like my wallet !

[@cartoongodelitedevy4051]

Can someone one explain the player 1 clothing thing to me? When I saw the description, it said that slope wasn't affiliated with them anymore, and when I searched them up, one of the search results was "Player 1 Clothing Controversy".

[@MuchWhittering]

Damn, guess I have to watch it again!

[@MeCooper]

14:13 hahahhaha Well now I'm conflicted. That sounds like a very _Honest_ voice to me. Ba dum tss

[@dagmus]

I don't mind watching this twice.

[@brycevo]

It's back. Let's hope it stays that way

[@Boogie_the_cat]

I'm surprised that biscuit guy got $4. That's $3 more then he should have gotten (I know the idea is impossible and stupid, but biscuits need to eat, too. He gets $1 for not being ashamed for being a biscuit. Biscuit pride, if you will)

[@jaypadron6302]

I saw a more detailed video on that gamer archive thing from a channel called Stop Drop and Retro. He backed that project to troll the guy. He also did another one on that PGS system too.

[@HaydenX]

That number 1 was...well, unexpected. Although, the mix of products on offer from "Demo" made me think of my own KickStarter for a controller which uses capacitance, gyroscopics, and haptic feedback in an adjustable ring-shaped detector/controller to enable a player to control certain simple/casual games by flexing and wiggling their penis or thumb. I actually think this could be a fun project that would definitely make for some interesting gaming parties. The thing I need to figure out is, for safety reasons, if anyone has made a capacitive condom. I'm actually serious...I have some experience modding controllers, and working on arcade controls for MAME cabinets. This wouldn't even be that complicated to accomplish, assuming that capacitive condoms are a thing. If anyone thinks they'd have fun with such a device, reply to my comment with a simple "yes" or "no". It is admittedly silly, and I don't want to spend the time on it if everyone but me thinks it's a bad idea.

[@alptigin5438]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't RetroArch (which is on everything, including Android and Pi) already do the whole "emulators plus achievements and online multiplayer" thing? So these are all basically just Raspberry Pi cases?

[@tokyohanamura]

Anstream or whatever it’s called wasn’t the first to try “Netflix for games”. A site called Game Tap did at one point in the early 2000’s

[@InsomniacBasilisk]

Question what do you think of the Erma game kickstarter?

[@HaziiMazeCave]

the humor is always so dry it's the reason i subscribed

[@slopesgameroom]

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[@imalltheragex2000]

15:21 THATS FOOTAGE FROM THAT ONE POKEMON FAN GAME! The name eludes me, but I know for certain that, that footage is from a Pokemon fan game

[@imalltheragex2000]

20:19 here is what I got from that...ITS LITERALLY JUST SOME GUY PITCHING A WEIRD WAY OF LARPING OR PLAYING PRETEND!!!!

[@jmtrad1906]

Unepic is an awesome game

[@slopesgameroom]

@@jmtrad1906 I have not played it yet. But very excited to do so

[@troywright359]

??? where is the link to preorder Sega Mega Drive mini dude?

[@WilliamAmbervein]

For all those "gaming console hybrids" or whatever they wanted to call the 2 systems being put into the same case, those already exist.

[@batsunz]

Probably the best hybrid I have seen is the Super Genintari, which lets them play NES, SNES, Genesis or Atari 2600 games (as far as I am aware, it is one of a kind.)

[@xxEchoDecayxx]

When are you gonna make a video praising Cybermatrix 100 already?

[@FrostyNagaBear]

I tried watching this and then the video just stopped loading. I assumed it was web, it most certainly wasn't my web. Sorry you went through the nonsense.

[@hazydoom69]

I unironically love the look of the gamer archive console

[@slappymcphee]

love the content as usual....until the roll call. I support Patreon creators and am one myself. never understood the fascination of why people even care if they "get a shout out". I always leave the video at that point and move on....most do.

[@daisybutinhertennisoutfit]

I think it’s because people like being part of something they’re into. It’s cool for their favorite KZbinr to shout them out for their support/it’s nice to be appreciated for your contribution. that being said, I also leave because I have the attention span of a goldfish that is also a toddler. but I’m down with the thought

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

12:31 I have a hard time trusting a Kickstarter campaign that can't even get the lipsync right on their promo video

[@Himmelschenk]

"Novatio is the future. It will become what the steam machine failed to be." Steam in 2021: Hold my beer *Announces the Steam Deck*

[@TonySpike]

Looks like it's time to start asking where the fair use is again I'm sorry but taking down a video over 8 seconds of music is complete bullshit I would have re-uploaded it with the music intact just on sheer fucking principal

[@evickaklierova3107]

I love your voice. Just love it, especially the laugh.

[@aimwell8813]

The portable PC concept can be done. That’s been shown with the GPD win series

[@Thebossstage1]

4:44 Anyone know what the music in the background is from?

[@Thebossstage1]

Nvm I just realised its music from Burnout

[@slopesgameroom]

Love me some burnout... I use the music a lot

[@Ensign_games]

8:35 this aged like maik because the steam deck is a steam machine and it can run windows games but i dont think anyone has there's yet

[@MissBeeBonnet]

All I can think about with the last one is “ok so… This man knows what ACTING is, right? What he has done is reinvented Acting, but Way Worse and with a bunch of expensive peripherals”? Am I crazy, or is that what this feels like???? Like… Dude, you know you can play pretend for FREE, right? 😂

[@25Leprechaun]

I find that the Novatio console was trying to make something like Proton for Linux, due to "no games on linux hence why Steam machines failed", itself failing and then Valve made Proton instead ironic.

[@EdgyShooter]

I mean to be fair there are quite a few examples of people turning consoles into working laptops

[@reanukeeves1164]

From what game is the music at 12:10 ? I remember I played it but can't remember. Edit: was it some sonic game?

[@pokemario6456]

That would be Carnival Night Zone, from Sonic 3/Knuckles

[@reanukeeves1164]

@@pokemario6456 thanks

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

These remind me of the foreign dudes at fleet markets and county fairs selling bootleg systems/games and yugioh cards. "Yes of course it does that. It does everything, buy now!"

[@ErectedGasCan]

The Novatio fellow sounded like he said his name was "Cotton Candy" in Finnish...

[@adamfrazer5150]

The PS / XBOX combo would've been a puddle of melted case. Comes with controller. And anger.

[@charliefoxglove4471]

6:10 Someone else remembers Rock 'n Roll!

[@KairosObj]

2:00 nice Croc music

[@sloppynyuszi]

That portable windows PC for gaming concept exists with the GPD. Looks nice, but I opted for the Android one instead. I just want to play old Sega and Nintendo games, with PSP being a bonus.

[@edge247]

By the way, I really hope you didn't do a Scott the Woz and unintentionally put a nutshack version of a song in your video at 3:20. *Because I think you did*

[@Gooner333333333]

The last 1 just sounds like a fancy version of the Nintendo power glove

[@NightPhantom392]

When you stated you would not mention soulja boy once, I didn't think it was possible to make this video. Anything is possible now.

[@tylersyaboi]

Wait a minute... I've head the concept of that Interactive Video Game Console For Action Games before this video ever came out.... Oh yeah that's right Johnny Test did an episode of something almost exactly like that

[@kaboomgamer333]

Gamer archive became the polymega.

[@joeyclemenza7339]

The “gamer archive” would essentially be a giant computer the size of a mini fridge, what with all of the necessary PCB’s, drives and other components necessary to build.... ....and he wouldn’t need $26 million to start. Maybe $15,000 to develop a prototype. Then again, who the fuck would allow this guy to sell this thing? Not Sony, Nintendo or Microsoft....

[@sumdood8563]

StopAndDropRetro covered their comedically brilliant (for all the wrong reasons) apology.

[@chandlerdoeswhatifs9399]

"Hybrid console that plays all games, browses the internet, and plays blu rays" So...a pc?

[@Matt-md5yt]

Keep them coming man.

[@FizzleFX]

I love how kickstarter lets them go up and...... perhaps after being harassed, checked if those are legit

[@Big5mokE719]

Could you imagine fumbling over that asterisk controller? Lmao smh

[@kde9910]

"32 bit processor - 3 times the power of a SNES" so the SNES had a 10.6 bit processor?

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

32.8

[@keijijohnson9754]

5:36 - Last time I checked, the first Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare game didn’t have any sort of Kinect support in it. Try again.😑

[@nosrepsuomynona7192]

hmm, I think I saw a video here on youtube of someone successfully creating a portable Xbox and PS4 combined unit, I don't knkw if it was for sale though.

[@Seanmm8855]

04:26 is that a typo, does he mean generous donation because WTF is a generation donation

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

13:00 wonder why that doofus used a voiceover?

[@Treychik]

Maaaaan! I thought it's another another 10 failed consoles :'(

[@cheappyv5156]

Where did the Ren and Stimpy history go?

[@beardeth69]

LOL that John was dumb enough to back a project like that. On the other hand, if they sent him one for free he would have said it's a good option for some people.

[@alfonsoflorio]

Loved the "amiga portable console". These people are really clueless

[@danielcox8980]

So dumb to have to take down the original. I'm gonna let this play through, add a comment, and like it as I know taking down a video can be detrimental to the way KZbin's algorithms work.