DnD Players Accuse DM Of Incest | r/rpghorrorstories

[@zakuraRabbit]

"The DM doesn't accept our blatant bullying... he must be sleeping with this person."

[@starofjustice1]

People learn too much of their worldviews from stupid comedies.

[@RiveroftheWither]

These guys had a definite "just dudes being bros" sort of mob mentality, the kind where they make a stupid decision and then gas each other up to make more and more bad decisions. These guys tend to have the view of "if you're nice to a woman, especially if you're going against the bros, it's because you're either sleeping with her or want to."

[@MrJasonx249]

Now I'm not saying that the rogue should tpk the entire group but the rogue absolutely could tpk the entire group while they slept and there would be nothing they could do about it without metagaming😂

[@michaeldolan5792]

Re: The last story: Isn't it fascinating that "historical accuracy" only ever gets brought up in D&D as an excuse to defend being a complete smeghead? I mean, it's never cool historically accurate stuff like "This village's economy depends on harvesting a specific kind of sea snail to make purple dye for fabrics" or "the monks drew knights doing battle with rabbits in the margins of their manuscripts as a way of venting their frustration with the little pests ruining the monastery garden." No, it's always to justify misogyny and racism. The average D&D world has tabaxi, tieflings, and tortles walking around as everyday citizens; civilization is under constant threat from marauding dragons and undead hordes; any piece of random furniture could secretly be a ravenous shape-shifting horror waiting to devour you, and spellcasters invoke the primordial elements and divine miracles on an hourly basis; but life was nonstop trauma and abuse for gays, women, and brown people a thousand years ago on Earth (which D&D this world clearly isn't but never mind that now), so I have to go out of my way to treat your characters with that kind of pointless cruelty at every turn because "hIsToRiCaL aCcuRaCy."

[@DellikkilleD]

life is always going to be shitty for people that dont meet the minimum requirements for normal. its a choice, conform, or suffer.

[@GarkKahn]

​@@DellikkilleD and most of that people just pretend to be normal in order to meet those standards

[@ShyBiiteVT]

Some people never grow up beyond high school. Because for them, high school was their best years. Those three bullies have clearly declined in their lives after graduating. So when they saw OP, they saw the opportunity to relive their glory days. Unfortunately for them, they weren't kids in high school anymore. So they had to face the consequences of their stupid actions.

[@GarkKahn]

True i'm tired of hearing stories about people being demigods in school and now i see nothing but avg adults, it's kinda like a dad exaggerating stories about "back during his days"

[@katherinedonovan974]

As a bullied survivor; I approve of the cousin giving them a talking to those jerks! Jerks who used to be bullies in high school. Mannn my blood boiled over how mean they were being and to assume Rogue was sleeping with the DM who is a cousin...What a sick thing to say and assume!

[@cmhsky]

I can't imagine peaking in highschool which is what these guys clearly did 😅

[@katherinedonovan974]

@@cmhsky Heh, yeah gives me Lilly Gaddis vibes. SHE PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL AND CAN'T STAND ALL THOSE NERDS! But joke's on her, her ass got fired for saying the N word and that's what karma does.

[@NereidAlbel]

As somebody who works at a Wegmans, I wish I could say that group is the weirdest thing to happen that week. But, it definitely wasn't.

[@LucyBean42]

Pretty sure the DM in the first story should fire them. People like that are garbage.

[@TigerW0lf]

They learned their lesson after being caught and have kept their heads down since. They are likely on their last legs and absolutely WILL be fired should they slip up again.

[@GundamAngelicDevil]

Not enough grounds for outright dismissal. At best a warning letter and a talk with HR about code of conducts. The paladin resigning later was the best outcome for themselves and the parties involved.

[@blesper3415]

If they act like that at work or in uniform, then sure. Otherwise, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen

[@Jay-Gruener]

Every time a Doge title pops up in my feed, I'm both intrigued but confused.

[@32ekoc]

People who peak in high school never grow up.

[@blesper3415]

I've reconciled with one of my school bullies as an adult. Turned out he was in a real bad home situation, and I was the conduit through which he let out his rage since I was an easy target. Doesn't justify that kind of thing, but these people aren't always jerks down to their core

[@GarkKahn]

Nah and they even think that same mentality works in the real world And we all know how far a childish mentality can get you

[@hellbreakfast1590]

Right as Nipsy was on screen, my own kitty cuddled up on my lap. Coincidence? ABSOLUTELY! But it was cute. Hey, Doge, I hope you're doing ok. I hope life is treating you and yours better than it was.

[@BrandonTheFanGuy]

Excitedly talking about historical accuracy of something like that IN PUBLIC is not just a regular red flag you see planted in someone's yard, no sir that's one of them big ass garrison flags you see at car dealerships (those things are massive, 38 feet long for reference)

[@sailorsloth8183]

Wacky waving arm inflatable red flag!

[@TigerW0lf]

Something tells me it wasn't even historically accurate

[@Creshosk]

@@TigerW0lf Given that it carried the possibility of a death penalty according to the Articles of War circa 1660, and there are cases where people who did were sentenced to death by hanging. One William James was hanged for it for example... Yeah, its something that did happen, but it was not socially acceptable and thus was probably a lot more rare than the pedophile couple thought it would have been. Even people who are into studying history can tell you that there were messed up things that should never have happened. To excitedly defend it? That only shows that they're into that sort of thing.

[@Midnight3Wonder]

Not gonna lie, it's kinda a fear of mine that I'll one day run into my old bullies during a game of D&D. I don't know if any of them would ever be interested in D&D, but it's still a bit of a concern of mine. The bullying luckily never led to a broken arm or anything and mostly remained verbal, but one bully did harass me so much to the point that I tried to slap him out of instinctive self-defense. I literally blacked out as he was yelling insults at me in front of nearly the entire school and my body just moved on its own to strike back at him before falling to my knees, sobbing and screaming that I hated him. REALLY hope I don't run into that bully in D&D (or in general), especially since that incident actually got him expelled...

[@evancarlson5805]

I like how Doge calls the first story out for being fictional, and people (including Doge somehow) still think it is a real story.

[@evancarlson5805]

It plays out beat-for-beat like a fan fiction. Except it's about her playing dnd instead of about a celebrity falling in love with her.

[@AvatAR42420]

I think the game should have ended with the potion smashing incident. They should have gotten WAY more than a warning. DM then should have either rounded up other people hanging around the store, or simply done a solo one shot with the cousin if they even were in the mood to continue at that point.

[@SrenHolm-k3o]

Man, that GM should have kicked those bullies out immediately at the potion smashing. OP should have probably said at the beginning "That psycho there broke my arm IRL" immediately. Then call the police. Never play with people from work.

[@alleosussquirt8041]

I dunno how the dude reached that connection, but lord I pray it wasn't through projection.

[@TigerW0lf]

What the hell was that cabin boy bs in the 2nd story!? What made him think anything they said was okay!?

[@ThrashMetallix]

I had a run in with my elementary school bullies in high school after some years apart. While I can't say I was very grown up myself at the time, and rolled a natural 1 on reading the room, the events of that evening have convinced me to hope never to see them again. You hope people can change. Sometimes they don't.

[@The_gaming_archaeologist]

wow lots of yikes here. Especially the last one and as someone who has played with war vets, dark humour is sometimes something that happens, but they would never go there. ESPECIALLY in public like WTF?!?! Also that bulling situation...yikes it really is like they came out of a Stephen King novel and I have experienced bullying like that, which is why I'd get frustrated when people would criticise a movie based on his work, claiming that there are NO bullies like that in the world. Their suggestion of sleeping with the DM was obviously a combination of "getting into trouble" "She's more comfortable around him than us" and "She's a female" which all expose some very red flags about their personality...

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Nipsey deserves more likes.

[@Dragonslore2594]

I think the people in that last story need to be registered

[@AnimalDelos]

Didn't the first story start with something about the bullies being the cousin's EMPLOYEES or something? I'm too lazy to go back and check but if that's the case, I also hope they were FIRED. Would serve'em right.

[@tefnutofhoney2832]

The comments on the first story here annoy me. Who cares if its fake? Just enjoy the story. Op has nothing to gain from lying except your entertainment and the TINIEST crumb of internet clout. You treat it fine enough, but the commenters here, doge, they just.

[@alastortheradiodemon8810]

I failed my will save the cat cuteness made me hit the like button

[@DarthRic_]

Bullies are some of the worst scum imaginable. If that was me I would have told the DM immediately I was going home and wouldn't okay with them.

[@fred_derf]

I'm sorry, the cousin, the DM of the first story? He's terrible! Why is he allowing these guys to go after the OP and even instigate PVP? He should have shut that [bleep] down immediately.

[@TigerW0lf]

The fact that they were working with him may have led to some of his decisions. That won't happen again, considering that he now knows their true colors

[@fred_derf]

@@TigerW0lf I don't care if he did work with them, he should have stopped them when he took the potions and broke them. Particularly since they were new players -- he should have stopped them and explained how D&D is a cooperative game and the PCs and players are there to work together to tell the story.

[@OlympusPublicAffairs]

​@@fred_derfShould have, sure, but it's not easy to balance your social obligations in the moment sometimes.

[@JustAPasserby-e6z]

The school shrugged off a BROKEN ARM?! I agree with the Doge, these sacks of crap are what inspire Stephen King.

[@SilverTemplar]

I'll be real with ya, when I heard that line I kinda just assumed the entire story was made up. Like I know schools can be negligent with bullies, but broken bones can lead to lawsuits and there's no way in hell they're gonna just ignore that.

[@JustAPasserby-e6z]

@@SilverTemplar Not as outlandish as your confidence in common sense and self preservation would lead you to think. I should know, I used to get swarmed a lot at school and one time it was so bad I pulled a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway and started swinging. There was a distinctive lack of police involvement and the way the incident was downplayed to my mother was so jaw-dropping I'd have been too stunned to pipe up with the truth even if I hadn't been shamed into silence and didn't have a vested interest in the incident just going away. Incidentally this story is also a lesson for those who tell their kids to just toughen up in the face of bullies, laying them out on their asses and putting genuine fear for their lives into them does even less than saying "acting more normal" does. And even beyond personal experience it's hard not to have heard of a lot of schools that have covered up things like sex crimes to save face.

[@SilverTemplar]

@@JustAPasserby-e6z Ripping a fire extinguisher off the wall isn't on the same level of a literal broken bone. I went to school way back in the day where teachers would encourage the jocks to bully the other kids. To foster a "you're a badass, be mean and win" attitude. Even then, if some kid broke another kid's arm the parents would get involved and it would cause a shit storm. The uncomfortable truth is there's an "acceptable level" of bullying that can go on, that the staff can and will ignore. This is not to say that any bullying is acceptable ofc, but I mean through the lens of douche bag coaches trying to win a state tourney or an AP teacher proud of their student that's in college classes or whatever position of "merit" that the school offers. However, that's not an unlimited threshold. Eventually other parents are going to notice, and there's going to be actual doctors involved. It's not just some kid being a hooligan and swinging a fire extinguisher around.

[@JustAPasserby-e6z]

@@SilverTemplar You do realize you just downplayed a 3 on 1 beating and assault with a deadly weapon simply to assert to yourself that "it couldn't be that serious" don't you? I mean, you were told directly yes it is that serious and looked for reasons to frame it otherwise tossing around worlds like "hooligan" and putting a swarming that drew blood followed by bludgeoning three people with a heavy object down on the level of "jocks harassing nerds." Seriously, this interaction right here fits perfectly enough for a "very special episode" on the matter. I don't *think* I did much more damage than deep bruising, they were able to stand back up on their own power by the time school staff got involved, but you decided for yourself the injuries couldn't possibly be that serious. And the only thing on the line for you when you decided to do that was an argument on the internet, people trying to convince themselves they raised good kids and live in a good neighbourhood are significantly more invested in deluding themselves.

[@SilverTemplar]

@@JustAPasserby-e6z Buddy first off, if you lead with "I beat someone with a fire extinguisher" and not "I ripped it off the wall and started swinging it" I'd believe you, but this come across as like a shower argument you had with yourself, and now you need to embellish your story to make it seem crazier than it really was.

[@vortega472]

Hi Doge - so what do you have for us just before the weekend. Oh, and by chance do you have any kitty's you want to share with us? What - Nipsy - why yes thank you! Love me some Nipsy.

[@littlelowlife]

I LOVE YOU DND DOGE

[@alphons1456o]

You know, when i heard the dm was a teen, i thought it was a case where the dm was a horny teen. Also, historical accuracy doesnt always apply wheny ou have a kraken in the ocean and 5 of the crew members of the ship have horns and tails

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

I would have let them have their historical accuracy. As DM I would have enforced British Royal Navy Law on the matter that stated from the early 1500's such behavior was punishable by DEATH of the one forcing the issue. Officers were not exempt either as there were British Captains executed for this sort of thing. So if they want historical accuracy to apply, let them see how much they like it when it is actually applied to them.

[@PTp1ranha]

@@davidtherwhanger6795 Funny how the only "historical" elements people try to bring up are bigotry and sexual deviance.

[@TheRPGNerd]

doge idk if you know this but the thumbnail has a recolor of azura from fire emblem fates. whom you can date. whom is also related to the main character. which makes this funnier

[@vigo0santiago]

First story is a bit odd. The reaction to seeing an old enemy was a bit laxed. Especially one who got away with assault?! And the DM seemed way too slow on the pick up. Id be really confused about the behavior at the table and start asking questions. If im not close to my cousin that much, why would i have his spouses number in my phone?

[@sailorsloth8183]

OP and their cousin carpooled, so maybe the cousin’s wife gave OP her phone number in case of an emergency. Otherwise yeah, the story seems fake. These bullies tormented OP to the point of seriously injuring them, yet OP felt safe and confident enough to sass back at them? OP and their cousin weren’t close and barely talked, yet OP has a habit of sitting close to their cousin when uncomfortable? OP’s cousin told them how he knew the other players, yet somehow never told the other players how he knows OP? And all the “quirked a brow” moments read like they’re straight out of a fanfic.

[@RealJacior]

@@sailorsloth8183 Hoo-boy, plethora of stupid to address: They tortured OP... in High-school before real consequences. In a scenario where you're stressed why wouldn't you sit next to your only family/the only one in the room who wasn't a bully? Do you regularly cuddle your bullies when they're antagonizing you? Sass is a perfectly fine response in the situation, do you think a group of adults are going to assault another now that they're out of school over pettiness? This one i dont get, why can't they have the spouses number? Because... they're not close? I know all my extended family's numbers and I havent talked to half of them in like 5 years. Sharing the other players were from work is something to share with your cousin coming to play with a group you dont know. Telling the group the other player is your cousin feels... irrelevant I guess? People. Quirk. Their. Brows. I dunno what to tell you here either

[@aidenhughes2472]

Some people never grow up

[@lessoriginal]

There's NO way that first story was real. It just feels so farcical.

[@NalroosKilana]

That felt like OP was writing a Wattpad story. If it is actually real that is wild.

[@TigerW0lf]

It is a bit weird that her high school did nothing about the bullies whose antics led to her having a BROKEN ARM! That is a lawsuit, at the very least, for the school and the one who broke her arm specifically.

[@mikeisernie]

Safe to say it's a very fake story. There might be a nugget of reality (probably the bullies at the table).....as soon as the "they threw the present in the street."....yeah that's not how any aspect of reality works.

[@resentedkhumbo7479]

@@TigerW0lf no that shit happens for real especially in small towns when the victim's family is very poor and mistrustful of the law. I've been through similar with those circumstances

[@TheZMage]

There’s maybe a 1% chance of it being real but for the most part it has all the hallmarks of a fake Reddit story

[@RealJacior]

​@@mikeisernie I'm sorry, you think you can't throw a package into a busy street and thats your basis for the argument its fake? Have you considered rational thought instead?

[@Keiji555]

We were all bullied, and/or bullied another person, at some point in our childhood. (Don't deny it. We all were dicks to other kids for various reasons.) And that was douchy. Never would I toss someone else's gift in a busy street. Plus where do they think they are, Alabama? That might actually explain a few things. And cabin boys weren't used very often for sex. They had the minor duties, and often were sons of nobles or urchins adopted and given an opportunity to move ahead. And if the child was literate, then the individual would be tossed over the rail to send a message to treat the cabin boy with respect.

[@marybdrake1472]

That's new, using "historical accuracy" to try and force unwanted content into a game. It's also not as "accurate" as they want it to be.

[@ArcCaravan]

Doesn't sound new.

[@marybdrake1472]

@@ArcCaravan In every other case I'm aware it was use to purely feed the ego of the player in question, or an excuse to make everyone and everything as miserable as possible. Actual abuse content, yeah, that is new. At least as far as this channel goes.

[@ArcCaravan]

@@marybdrake1472 Completely fair, I might have channels mixed up or legitimately haven't heard "historical accuracy" used for this specific intention. I just feel like it wouldn't surprise me at all when that phrase comes up.

[@marybdrake1472]

@@ArcCaravan It's amazing it doesn't come up more often to excuse any one awful thing or another.

[@sailorsloth8183]

It’s not uncommon in these horror stories. Though this is the first time I’ve seen someone invoke it to excuse wanting to do…that to a child.

[@DJRM01]

I also like it when I like the video Nipsy.

[@CooperAATE]

Welcome back to DTT

[@blesper3415]

Story 1 reminds me of an old-school Tumblr post. I don't think it happened

[@starofjustice1]

Sounds pretty orchestrated, yeah

[@sorrynamebroke]

Yeah i dont think the first story is real. Bullies broke their arm, nothing comes of it. The bullies are weirdly cruel And the line "i have her number *programmed* into my phone" is the straw that broke it for me

[@TigerW0lf]

Children are cruel. Adults can be far worse

[@sorrynamebroke]

@TigerW0lf yeah, can you program your number into my phone? Just hack it right in please

[@sailorsloth8183]

@@sorrynamebrokeI think it’s a colloquial way of saying “I have her number in my phone’s contact list”. I agree the story comes across as BS, I just don’t think that’s a piece of evidence.

[@sorrynamebroke]

@@sailorsloth8183 🤓

[@dwaynejackson551]

I have a friend who says programmed but english is his third language.

[@chomper720]

fike and lavorite!

[@paulman34340]

Love how your Thumbnail for this was a Red Haired Azura from Fire Emblem Fates! That stupid revelation of making her and the Main character Corrin Cousins was pretty fucking STUPID of the writers, especially if you are playing a MALE Corrin and married Azura before that point as it's revealed when you got like ONE MORE MAP after that one before the final boss so it come out of nowhere (not that the game didn't let you commit Incest ANYWAY by having Corrin marry their Adopted and Stepsiblings! The latter part BAD because Corrin didn't even KNOW they were stepsiblings till a note from their mother convienantly tells them AFTER they've developed feelings for them! Ryoma being the WORST as he KNEW ahead of time Corrin wasn't their blood sibling having been the one to MEET Corrin and Mikoto AFTER Corrin was born with his father, and NOT telling his sister Hinoka who was under the impression Corrin was born DURING the training trip between Mikoto and their father despite the fact it's made clear he never OFFICIALLY got with Mikoto "Spouse wise" untill AFTER his first wife's death, never hid the relationship as the two were aware and accepting of each other! Sumeragi basically did a BETTER job at his family affairs then Garon did which was a NIGHTMARE for all involved and led to him becoming "the slime Monster GOORON" we all know and loathe LOL! Had to have Mikoto SEE THE FUTURE to prepare a letter in the case Corrin needed confirmation that Ryoma wasn't making shit up about not being bio related! Oh and lets not forget Corrin can marry, well Female Corrin anyway her "aged up" Nephews! Bio or not, that ain't right! Seriously INCEST ALMOST DESTROYED A FIRE EMBLEM WORLD! Just look at "Genealogy of the Holy War!" This is ALL Leif's sister's fault! She's the one who started that stupid "loving and marrying her adoptive older brother"....who just so happens to be the son of the man who BUTCHERED her father and mother and tried to kill her ACTUAL Bio Little brother and oh yeah KIDNAPPED HER after using her as a HOSTAGE in order to BUTCHER her parents in the first place! Even his last NOBLE act was setting shit up so EVEN if her little brother Leif killed him, he'd be left the responsibility of caring for BOTH his own people AND the murdering "Garon if he was written right wait he IS Garon Prototype" people! In essence getting the last laugh on his Rival by FORCING his son to take care of HIS Kingdom! So Leif only gets the satisfaction of avenging his parents, but even bad guy knew he cared about innocent people so his old kingdom was in good hands!)

[@Emzy013]

you type like greg heffley im sorry

[@paulman34340]

@@Emzy013 ???? (Genuinely curious who that is?)

[@Emzy013]

@@paulman34340 protagonist of diary of a wimpy kid, it's a book series

[@paulman34340]

@@Emzy013 Heard of the movie, never read the books!

[@zrswitch8434]

Something about that first story comes off as scripted. Like it wraps up to much like a 'tale'. It just feels a little fake is all I'm saying.

[@dracone4370]

What class, and class archetype, do you think Nipsy would be?

[@jactheraven3692]

What in the Sailor Moon English Dub?

[@vincenthernandez2242]

Why does this guy talk like an AI chatbot from a decade ago?

[@mojpiesto]

This bully story is 100% fake

[@RealJacior]

@@mojpiesto evidence, evidence, evidence

[@TigerW0lf]

Proof or you're full of it

[@woodlefoof2]

@@RealJacior provide evidence of it being real 🤷 Everything reads like a fanfic and details don’t line up “I’m not close to my cousin” “I have his wife’s number in my phone” For one example

[@greasysmith3150]

I was there in that game store at the time all that happened was the op shit their pants and cried and accused everyone else. Prove i wasn't there /s

[@TigerW0lf]

@greasysmith3150 cool story bro.

[@DangleFree]

112 views? In 4 minutes? Bro fell off

[@MarquisLeary34]

Oh fer the love of....LEAVE THE GAME!!!! I am so, effing, sick of spineless players. No sympathy! You KNEW they were bullies, you KNEW they were bad people. You walked in anyway. UGH! I hate this community, on account of both sides of this story.

[@TigerW0lf]

Someone clearly didn't finish the video with that response. The assholes got what was coming to them

[@ArcCaravan]

Victim blaming.

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@ArcCaravan To a point, yes, and I ain't ashamed to do it. She had the option upon seeing just who was in this game to go "NOPE!" and walk away. Was she forced? Did she have a gun to her head?

[@ArcCaravan]

@@MarquisLeary34 Nobody forced the bullies to be bullies, but apparently it's more important to blame the victim for talking about a bad experience.

[@RealJacior]

​@@MarquisLeary34 Love the victim blaming

[@PTp1ranha]

The Azura recolor is appropriate for a story about cousins getting entangled.