Steven Seagal visits the convenience store

[@SonicGardens]

The owner died. Good job to Steven as he smiles and signs the paperwork.

[@wolfdogtribe]

You're a fuckin idiot... it's a movie. Get over yourself

[@SonicGardens]

wolfdogtribe owooooo

[@jesusislord7526]

@@wolfdogtribe A bad movie.

[@Chris24_]

wolfdogtribe he’s the idiot for calling a shitty movie shitty? I bet you have the IQ of a donkey.

[@markoconnor4110]

Still was going home to get some. Be smiling too.

[@angryprincess5544]

my worst nightmare as a store owner would be seeing steven seagal walking in. you just know you're about to get robbed, murdered and/or both. but at least you know your attackers will die after, so there's something.

[@jaminj8438]

If Steven Seagal is there, you will die first so Seagal can get in a few sharp one liners before disposing the attackers.

[@DieFlabbergast]

You forgot that half the merchandise in your store is going to be trashed. Seagal can't win a fight without destroying the immediate environment.

[@mathgasm8484]

@@DieFlabbergast so get insurance and a bullet proof vest.

[@Backroad_Junkie]

Always a sliver lining, lol...

[@jlinkous05]

@@mathgasm8484 It's the insurance company who needs the vest

[@jackskerry2467]

I love how the bad guy blew the shop owner away without a moment’s hesitation, but respectfully waited for Segal to take the gun off him. 🙄

[@bijelabgd]

The interracial gang strikes again ! XD

[@taurian551]

@@bijelabgdunity in diversity

[@markhirstwood4190]

Killing one man terrifies the other so the gunman was enjoying his feeling of superiority, totally unexpecting Seagal to be anything but compliant.

[@manoman0]

Well, he was trigger happy on Seagal but Seagal was just a bit faster.

[@Stuart68505]

What is there to love about cold blooded murder of an innocent old man? You could have stated this better like the fact that they were afraid of Steven Segall.

[@Wardfolio]

People can say what they want but Seagal had the cleanest and meanest clotheslines i've scene.

[@TrollHunterxXx]

He’s the goat … best fight scenes I don’t care what anyone says .. the brutality of his counter moves get me hard … people talk smack but he’s legit

[@Ryo-xx1lm]

The years are passing, I'm getting older, but I still believe that Steven Seagal is the best involuntary comedian of our time.

[@jamesrawlins735]

No - that would be Tommy Wiseau - The Room (but Segal is close these days)

[@Dan-di9jd]

Yes the whole anyone seen richie part is the best. Followed by this scene ranking in at 2.

[@georgecoventry8441]

Absolutely. LOL!

[@tileformiles]

Seagal running is better than standup comedy. I can't stop laughing.

[@Dan-di9jd]

@@tileformiles Yeah the funny part is once he catches up to the bad guy he's chasing, he beats him up so severely that he has broken bones all over.

[@jesusislord7526]

Steven didn't like the clerks snide caviar comment so he let him die.

[@roytrenneman2200]

I don't blame him.. that smart ass had it coming! Lol

[@tanderson1480]

😭😂😂😂

[@kenklein9120]

Clearly.

[@mindriot91_96]

hahahaha

[@Mistwalker67]

Left of the heart, probably hit a Rib.

[@RichardColon0088]

Steven Seagal is the only man who can dodge everything without moving anything.

[@ZenTradeGame]

😂

[@gimmyherbert8217]

Like seagal violent ways

[@alejandroavila4288]

And without messing his hair 🤣

[@gimmyherbert8217]

Getting paid

[@leonardlarrisey5680]

While the store clerk is saying yo I'm bleeding over here

[@adamscoll8791]

3:19 😂 Seagal breaks the dude’s leg - then a quick cut to the paramedic: “looks like you won the Oscar tonight, Storm.” Brilliant filmmaking.

[@TheCrusaderRabbits]

The most shocking part is a movie ticket used to cost only $4.

[@wuzupyou3509]

That was like alot cause in Massachusetts it was $2

[@Coincollector81]

This movie is atleast 25 years old. When i was a kid . I seen the first two tmnt movies , the ticket prices for kids was $3.00.

[@fasiapulekaufusi6632]

I remember those days

[@Coincollector81]

@tim conway That's before my first job. Minimum wage when i started working in 1998 was $5.15.

[@Coincollector81]

@John Lorenzo Yes he was. I've been watching this movie since the later 1990's.

[@leohthelion8485]

The clerk grabbed maybe 10 dollars at the most and said take my life's savings lol.

[@CoolSmoovie]

This actually says a lot about his character. He put his real life-savings into his Store. He regrets it everyday so he has a very cynical view on the world as a result. His life is compressed into a management position at his shitty Store. As a result of this, he developed a sarcastic and asshole’ish outlook at life. Even when he was facing down his demise, he was still cracking jokes like, “Take my Life savings”, before ultimately realizing that his less than ideal life is over. The Clerk then accepts his fate, and decides to go down like a man before being brutally gunned down before he had the chance to fight. This truly belongs in the Oscars

[@Teddy_Bass]

@@CoolSmoovie He hates the Oscars😉

[@Aphichat.]

@@CoolSmoovie What a story, to bad the cop. That is right there, doesnt do anything. When the gun was not pointing at him. Perfect to attack with his bulljitzu. Nah, lets wait to see the story. Then maybe have a chat.

[@jsm530]

@@Aphichat. its a movie try to suspend your own logic on a fight scene. It will save you the pain lol.

[@jjrj8568]

@@CoolSmoovie ok, that last line made me realize you were just being sarcastic, but let me say, at the peril of sounding like a working-class hero, that owning a business is never a failure.

[@DraconianPolicy]

Ah the 90s, when the average street gang consisted of young hispanic men with hair nets, asian karate guys, and middle aged white guys with beards.

[@Grizzly01]

They were so ahead of the game in terms of diversity targets.

[@in_vas_por8810]

Don't forget black dudes with switch blades, wearing some tight ass jean outfits and calling innocent people "jive turkey".

[@kentonclarkson1449]

It was a CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY! I felt especially empowered when Steven broke the guy's ankle, the cracking sound made me want to be a better person

[@bmillerdrums]

Ah the millennial's, where CGI completely replaced 95% of actual stunts, and technology unfortunately gave every douche bag with some elitist opinion a grand platform to spew out all sorts of idiot comments and posts

[@The_KLF]

I'm pretty sure this came out in the 80s, when I was in high school. Is it Nico - Above The Law (New Zealand theatrical title)

[@c0m4g1bb]

I love how he always prides himself by making the screenplay as realistic as possible- taking actual scenarios from him just visiting stores and his life travels

[@chriswesterfield2042]

I'm sick of your sarcasm. Segal is a screen legend. This fight was real, and he was victorious over 4 of the toughest thugs in NYC.

[@datadavis]

I thought it was anchorage

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

@@chriswesterfield2042 And he's beaten Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight

[@portugal5698]

@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool That actually was true!! *SUPRISINGLY!!* Howeverrrrrrrrr, by bare knuckle fighting, I am referring to the SR Circle Jerk World Championship Tour he hosted alongside his tag team partner, Putin. This was the iconic match where Norris was too scared to pull his pants down next to the almighty Segal, so he used his *”Life-Line”* call to contact Bernie Mac to take over and step in for him. Legend has it that Mac actually came close and more than likely tied, but Putin wasn’t going to allow that kind of embarrassment and defeat w/ Dennis Rodman and Nicholas Cage in the crowd!! This was the day fans found out it was rigged by the Clintons and Colonel Sanders!!

[@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool]

@@portugal5698 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@guruuudev5071]

He takes his time to dramatically toy with the bad guys -- while the store clerk might still be alive and bleeding out with no one to attend to him.

[@jimmyjimmy1601]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@MedOKC]

doubt it; 12 gauge with buckshot will do a quick number on you.

[@jshaw4757]

@@MedOKC rock salt

[@billlombard9911]

Exactly !!! Victims of crimes to Steven are just red shirts in Star Trek , vehicles to make him look like a bad ass while he toys with the criminals .

[@mixbassdj]

You must be ‘fun’ to watch a movie with by overanalyzing it…

[@skull9674]

Perhaps he could have used these skills before the clerk was murdered?

[@flaglesspirate5250]

Dude... They shot him in the heart

[@cheesesteakphilly]

rockerfrog25 I was there. I was one of the goons! They definitely shot him in the heart.

[@IskandarTheWack]

I was the champagne, I can confirm he was shot in the heart.

[@jjrj8568]

perhaps he thought they were robbers put not stone-cold murderers?

[@alexmacleod4364]

Steven seagull full length films

[@quantumcrash7266]

The clerk will never achieve his dream of starring in a porno. RIP.

[@amiehiggins2541]

😄

[@notoriouselwood9253]

Quantum Crash a necro porn scene?

[@28098610w]

Well you could say he was in a gay porno of sorts . The gang leader blew his load on him .🤣

[@trje246]

he kind of did, if you stretch the definition of the money shot? :oP

[@Crazyoldman84]

It was a gang bang

[@Boxing_Gamer]

Gotta give these early movies credit, they were just great

[@chillstep4life471]

I'm sure the store clerk was really blown away by Steven Seagal's display of martial arts.

[@michaelmoubarek1178]

“Blown away” I see what you did there! 🤣

[@gerrob6222]

You only got half a mind

[@chriswesterfield2042]

@@gerrob6222 I don't like your sarcasm. The actors and writers were top notch. I do not see you fighting 4 rough thugs at once.

[@jjmm2]

@@chriswesterfield2042 Calm down, Karen.

[@dudekfox7685]

While the combatants' discussion was going on, the poor storekeeper was bleeding to death.

[@moonblink]

After this scene, Steven Segal ate everything in the store. It's in the Outtakes.

[@seankingston7518]

lmfao

[@Zachye67]

Lol

[@cakestalker]

That explains how he looks now.

[@jacoblalomia8900]

Right before JCVD kicks his ass in the parking lot.

[@hankmoody5514]

Hahaha

[@mmodnao]

Back in the days when Segal was able to move without resting every minute.

[@monstersdoexist]

Pussies don't get old, my friend.

[@davidjsaul]

And without requiring fifty edits per punch.

[@pedrofernandez8729]

Back in the day when he did not need a stunt person to do his fighting for him.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Ha

[@drmayeda1930]

Arnold wouldn't need the cops, he could make the arrest himself. The crooks get ambulance rides to the hospital before being booked.

[@Unsung_Earth]

Steven seagal is the type of person to wake up his family to tell them that he's going to sleep

[@ZackMorris1]

Lol you won the internet tonight, I'm cracking up!

[@1878reddevil]

😂😂

[@matricule69]

he is the only guy i know who is building chimney and start from the top to bottom

[@alexiswiftrock]

Lol

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

@@matricule69 so that's the wrong way?

[@nez9751]

When I was a teenager I used to get stoned with my mates and watch his films, and they were great for what they were. But we still always found it hilarious the way he ran.

[@parkjamesshaw3189]

He still runs like a girl

[@chriswesterfield2042]

@@parkjamesshaw3189 how dare you criticize Seagal. He is a judo black belt and defeated 4 street tough gang members here.

[@bradhuskers]

​@@parkjamesshaw3189 In a fight, you're a scared little girl

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Runs like a nine-year-old girl: all knees and elbows.

[@Aphichat.]

Wait until the Clerk dies, then make his moves. When the gun is pointing at him.

[@ryanvacation7319]

Look on the bright side, he got the champagne for free!

[@jordanhicks5131]

Gotta make it fair for the bad guy

[@MrMZaccone]

I know, right? Incredibly stupid scene.

[@mphlohi]

Well notice he's trying to get closer to the hair net guy at 1:25 , but he keeps alternating the shotgun between him and the clerk, he would have been the one shot first if he got too close.

[@lennyboh6300]

When you don't want to pay the Champagne bottle, so you let the cashier die before to do your aikido show. 🧠

[@JohnSmith-gq9gn]

Why would the champagne bottle get paid?

[@westcali9621]

John Smith yeah I know what a big DUMBO

[@craigtheus57]

He took out a baseball bat and he knows that they got guns.

[@jjrj8568]

lmao

[@mr.obrien6984]

@MUFC what does that have to do with anything?

[@jessevasquez7917]

I love how the martial arts pads are on the floor lmao love it

[@chriswesterfield2042]

Hey! I do not like your sarcasm and negativity. The store was in the middle of being remodeled and the mats were on the floor for the carpenters.

[@jessevasquez7917]

@@chriswesterfield2042 lol

[@EricCutrer]

I'm glad you said that, I never noticed until now.

[@Oldlard]

I’ve watched this countless times and never noticed. Now I can’t I see it.

[@Motorsheep]

He looked pretty satisfied with himself after having let the store clerk die before he launched into his heroics.

[@kamuelalee]

@Obadiah 118 LOL!

[@johnyguitar258]

@Obadiah 118 bahahahahaa

[@johnrotten3268]

Well the clerk kind of caused his own demise... rule of thumb when someone has a shotgun pointed at you it is best to just shut the fuck up and not pull out a bat and try to be a tough guy...

[@thekabn]

TF? lol. That old geezer tried to charge at a young banger who had a double barrel pointing @ him.

[@johnnymcafee01]

This is a joke every living person knows how intimidating just the sound of a shotgun being cocked is. Not alone one just being pointed at you. This was so fake that it hurt to even watch.

[@ephemispriest8069]

More people watch this clip than the Oscars. XD

[@Gandalf606]

what's the Oscars? It was finished years ago. No one sane watches that rubbish anymore.

[@totallysmooth1203]

@@Gandalf606 The Oscars??? Just a bunch of Liberal whackjobs rewarding each other.

[@whocare4]

@@totallysmooth1203 The Oscars suck.

[@1981bevo]

holy shit you're right

[@MutarFuqueer]

Because as stupid as it was, it is still more believable than the Oscars

[@andrew_owens7680]

He's like Bruce Lee without the everything.

[@shannoncassidy4423]

Seagal used to get busy

[@stevem2323]

I don't know, back in the day i loved his movies.

[@monbreau7306]

@@stevem2323 Before you knew he was a narcissistic sociopath.

[@stevem2323]

@@monbreau7306 Yep.

[@blackbaron2572]

@@monbreau7306 before you knew he was a nar......basically, the first 5 minutes of his career, you mean? Interesting guy, in some ways, but clearly prone to thinking the universe revolves around himself

[@wientz]

I love how the old guy jokes that he would never have something fancy like champagne, and then directs Seagal to the spot where he can find it

[@dodgertalk5764]

lol🤣

[@georget10i]

I swear Steven Seagal movie scene comments are comedy gold! I'm crying here from some of the stuff people are posting.

[@dylanchamberlin5552]

I just love his "Brooklyn" accent lol, the most egregious thing to hit cinema since Dr. Strangelove

[@justarshad8354]

Yh especially the richie one Cant get enough!

[@jasonsparks5620]

I absolutely agree with you there. I think he’s a good guy altogether who has obviously DEFINITELY been taught that particular style of ending a potential “kill la kill” fighting technique that he has because he was a CIA opps agent and probably was in situations where a life and death situation called for stopping a fight cold On the other hand, From what I know about Van Damm is that he took another actors eye out when making “Cyborg”. It was testified in civil court that not only is he over zealous doing fight scenes. But the choreographers started that he was basically stubborn and refused to listen to any of their instructions. If this is actually true...the worst part of what happened way back when this occurred, he has been paying his defense attorney more money to stonewall the case in court than just paying the the poor guy what he damn well owned his to begin with!! Besides, I really like Steven Seagal’s first handful of movies. 👍🏻🎟

[@mindriot91_96]

Right? hahahaha

[@richardbets4825]

I'm telling ya, it's the reason I type in Steven seagal. Just to come to the comment section. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The comments are the best. I keep coming back because I need to laugh and find out if anybody's seen Richie.

[@kevinr2999]

If Chuck Norris was there, the clerk would have lived.

[@MegaZeta]

Stop

[@荒野行動のフレンチうさぎ]

If Clint Eastwood was there, he would have complained about the clerk not having champagne to sell, about the coffee with too much sugar in it, and then shoot all the guys but the one with the shotgun, asked the one with the shotgun to apologize to his mule, then shot him....and the clerk would have lived

[@MilesNauticus]

If Chuck Norris was there he would have been just a brand of champagne.

[@johnharris6655]

Chuck Norris would not have to ask where the Champagne is, the champagne would just come to him.

[@SYCZ]

as as yeah

[@davidross8233]

Seagal is the most unintentionally funny human on earth. He's an evergreen delight. The gift that keeps on giving.

[@claytonheydukejr1136]

He needs to be given center ring at SeaWorld., shamu got nothing on him

[@josemendoza-jf5ed]

Haters

[@justinezafra]

That's his fantasy of what every simple trip to any store could turn into. 😊💭

[@parapoliticos52]

If you see Steven seagal in a store..Run! He ll get 2/3rds of the people in it killed.

[@Fluoride_Jones]

I love how that hard-working, decent old man gets blown away, and Seagal is droppin' one-liners. 😆

[@chriswesterfield2042]

How dare you criticize Steven!!! He needed a little comic relief during the stress.

[@bradhuskers]

​@@chriswesterfield2042 I love how you'd cry like a scared little girl

[@trr9230]

Seagal was very lucky here. The frequency of attacks from the various crooks coincided perfectly with Steven being ready to tackle the next one.

[@davidkirk2554]

Its a movie...

[@ghostofdota]

@@davidkirk2554 I thought this was a documentary????

[@mattwebb5276]

Lol yeah just like in Bruce Lee films when they all wait there turn aswell to get kicked by Bruce 🤣😂🤣

[@robertsmith6068]

pure luck. happens sometimes (in the movies)

[@NapolianMusic24]

Steven Segal is the only guy I know who could beat the hell out of 10 guys and move slower than all of em!😀

[@Favorline]

kinda funny how he had no problem shooting the shop clerk but can't make up his mind when steven stands right in front of his shotgun. Would not be fun if the hero dies like the store clerk I guess.

[@roger5173]

@@Favorline when you write the screenplay you can make it any way you want

[@Favorline]

​ roger5173 Sure. or you could just write your opinion on the movie without guys like you coming here trying to get a stupid discussion going. You do know that your comment can be used on nearly everything. So people should just stay quiet. So people talking politics about the president should just become president and make the changes they want and shut up until the time they are president? Example of how stupid your comment is.

[@dalewesley1662]

More eggs

[@rainsauzer760]

@@Favorline so stupid, he's right

[@matricule69]

when i feel sad i come here.and watch Steven.what a great comedian.laughter is the best medecine.

[@thegingerpowerranger]

The cashier dies and he happily takes his free bottle of champagne to his party. Psychopath!

[@flybeep1661]

Lol.

[@monbreau7306]

Just like real life!

[@blackbaron2572]

Well, to be fair he may have just been tryin to drink away the stabbing pain of seeing a good friend and a good cashier die. Maybe he had been getting it for a classy date with a lady friend. Or did he say otherwise, I didn't have audio. Either way, it seems like fair payment for getting vengeance on the guys killers. That keg twist he did to the last guy alone was at least worth a whatchamacallit bar.

[@lauramartinez3980]

1:00 YOU DONT WANT TO CALL 911 lol!

[@brandonthomas6142]

🤣

[@talkingdogpro]

I love how Seagal just goes about his day at the end, like it's an everyday thing

[@tbiz8459]

I know a regular guy would have temporary shell shock and would be freaking out

[@gardeningwithscience1317]

They didnt even offer him trauma councelling. Those bad cops

[@austinmoore7328]

Just a load of bolex

[@oldschoolfan420]

Storm won an oscar that night.

[@mugabi9502]

Just another day at the office.

[@Gablesman888]

Love how in these "Seagull" movies each bad guy waits their turn to approach Steven during the brawl instead of all of them attacking at once. So polite of them to do that. LOL.

[@cjmarshall0221]

You see that in a lot of martial arts/action shows. As a kid, I loved the Green Hornet TV show, mainly watching it to see Bruce Lee go into action. Years later, when I re-watched the shows, I noticed the same thing. Despite the fact there was a room full of bad guys, they always came at Kato just one or two at a time. A martial arts instructor I know that - no matter how good you are - you can't overcome the advantage of weight of numbers.

[@EVEROSFP1]

It is rare in the movies showing bad guys attacking all at once.

[@pmointernet]

it's the only way aikido works as a martial art.

[@krtlkid]

its just like jumping rope just waiting for your turn

[@homeagent]

@@pmointernet actually, there is an aikido technique for multiple attackers but it doesn't look like this. more like running around. my instructor had us bumping into each other & he pushed one into another. it was kind of like no rules football. That guy had me flying across the room once. Aikido can work if your an absolute beast at it but i don't think many are, including myself. good ole karate blocks n punches is what I've actually used in self defense. thanks for listening. long reply, sorry.

[@dksilvers1759]

"Anybody seen Richie?!"

[@tysonthegringo]

Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?

[@tysonthegringo]

Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?

[@williammason475]

Tell him im looking for him!!😂😂😂

[@Mr.Honest247]

I’m not gonna lie, Steven Seagals movies are more entertaining and compelling than almost any modern movie. These movies have some kind of MAGIC about them.

[@Billyg215]

Are you extracting the bodily waste fluid out of everyone ???.

[@Joseph-be3tv]

Totally agree I can sit down and watch a Steven Seagal movie start to finish any time

[@Billyg215]

@@Joseph-be3tv To sit and be able to watch a Seagal movie from start to finish means that you need treatment for your mental illness or your poor taste in movies.

[@Joseph-be3tv]

@@Billyg215 Lol but your online watching old scenes from a Steven Seagal movie, you may need some help too

[@Billyg215]

@@Joseph-be3tv Your right Joe i never thought about that. I must be starting to go brain dead like Seagal i wonder if there is a cure for Seagalitis.

[@great567]

Friendly grocer gets shot at close range. Steven Segal still has times for snarky remarks and a laugh with his buddy cops afterwards.

[@JetsetUnited]

Life must go on .

[@MrMrlosteruk]

Looking for this comment

[@MajorT0m]

@MUFC Yeah it's boring though. 20 men fighting over a bag of air.

[@DemocracyManifest]

@MUFC Soccer is shite and boring. The players are wimps and stage being hurt. Literally no one in the U.S cares about a lame sissy sport like soccer. Plus if you even had a clue about the game you'd call it by its proper name ...football.

[@allwrighty100]

@@DemocracyManifest USA has both a womens and mens football team and you use the word 'literally'. Do you know what it means?

[@MrJeffer0326]

Technically, he stole that bottle of Champagne..

[@showalk]

Maybe he left cash at the counter.

[@4q518]

Steven did'nt planned to pay from the beginning

[@MrAtown3057]

He paid the thugs to rob the store so he didn't have to pay for the bottle..

[@simonscardino6597]

What bout da money..?? 🤗

[@StealthMarmot_]

I know. I mean, who is the REAL criminal here, I ask you?

[@Phyroxin]

Seagal really punishes the antagonists in his movies, I love it

[@zigomanis18]

HOw would Segal's character do against the Jack Reacher Character on Netflix?

[@acmartialarts2227]

What he will do to your husband Jack Reacher’s ankle 3:22

[@parapoliticos52]

..you mean the extras.

[@jdexposure]

"I hate the Oscars" I feel ya, player...

[@danielstellwag3081]

Fuck those Hollywood pussy boys

[@rl1800]

Old dude was ahead of his time

[@ikaikamaleko8370]

😂😂😂

[@p.v.b533]

@@danielstellwag3081 daamn straight

[@resdog851]

Steven Seagal- "I just read the greatest script ever." Other movie crew member- "Yeah, who wrote it?" Steven Seagal- "I did"

[@JohnGPagani]

Just another good and yet simple lesson given by Mr. Steven Seagal. Thank you, Mr. Seagal.

[@czechraiser]

What lesson? How not to act while pretending you are?

[@parkjamesshaw3189]

Chicanos pissed segal off

[@Blake4625kHz]

And that lesson is: live like a store owner die like a store owner😂

[@MoKXGu1]

Maybe these guys have seen Ritchie !

[@burleykev]

Find out why he did Bobby Lupo

[@shinmegamanzx]

Wrong movie lol

[@burleykev]

shinmegamanzx quoting out for justice is always fun tho

[@meninpapin]

That same dude who's ankle he broke was also one of Richie's goons

[@slowdancer5563]

Now that's funny!

[@thinkforyourself2109]

Everyone loves to criticize Seagal but the fact is that in the early 90s his action movies were awesome. They were on par with Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood. No one can ever take that away from him.

[@JOHNizSiK]

Thing is no one tries to take anything away from him. He willingly stomps all over his legacy himself. I like Segal the actor. His hits and takedowns look painful and he does a great job. But he is very abrasive in reality and no one seems to care for him.

[@thinkforyourself2109]

@@JOHNizSiK I agree. He is egotism is the problem. It's borne of insecurity. He would have done well to make no public pronouncements, stay in shape, and stick to making movies. When actors speak their minds, it often tends to go wrong. It used to be an ethic among them to keep their opinions to themselves. Not anymore.

[@pwilson6439]

Really ? No one ??@@JOHNizSiK

[@charlesmagee1853]

Back when a movie ticket was 4 dollars.

[@dede19833]

Now its 12 😪

[@pep590]

dede 19833 $9 if you're an old senior like me. Lol.

[@auralfury]

ikr...and even that was high back then

[@fhhfgj]

And gangs used double barrel shotguns.

[@Geckoste]

A movie theater near me has a 5$ special on Tuesdays, before the pandemic at least

[@dr.robert5322]

“Yeah, poor guy died . . . but hey, did you see how I broke that dude’s ankle?” (Hi-Five!)

[@iggyarctic5711]

A Twist Fracture. Nice one,Steve!

[@parapoliticos52]

He was really traumatised, he grabbed a chocolate bar too for his romantic dinner. What, it's like the owner will miss the profit.

[@stevecooksley]

"Of course I paid him for the champagne before he got shot officer".

[@VideoDeadGaming]

" i actually paid him for 20 bottles, so i'll just take the rest now"

[@capnrob97]

He probably pocketed the money the owner took out of the cash register too.

[@trueauburnchampion1322]

Good one. Cops are more worried about what the victim did wrong. I get it. Happens all the time.

[@mackeydirk8643]

Seagal never waste his time saving other people's lives........he saves all his energy for dropping dope one-liners before dispensing ass kickings.

[@damasek219]

When Steven Seagal wants to fight, he goes shopping.

[@triciajohansen7124]

In the meat department!

[@damasek219]

@Michael Semon he's missing Bobby Lupo😁

[@damiengates7581]

He must be a good fighter then

[@myjourney3229]

Steven has been going to that same store for 37 years and still can't remember where the champagne is.

[@debowiec3]

They keep moving it......shop-floor psychology or something like that!!!!!

[@axiomist1076]

Hes not even 37 years old.

[@manuelruen]

And still can't find Richie lol

[@andypetrovich2155]

Steven has also been eating CheeseBalls and slamming colas for 37 years too. He forgot where the gym is.

[@steveeddy9686]

@@andypetrovich2155 hahaha

[@frankfortjuggalo5936]

Hard to kill. This was always my favorite Steven Seagal movie.

[@Joseph-be3tv]

Great movie, my favorite as well. Also really like under siege 2

[@JJS595]

@@Joseph-be3tv I like under siege 1 cause of Tommy Lee Jones

[@dbloyd2]

It is tie between Under Siege and Hard to Kill for me. I remember Under Siege 2 and I remember it being good but only remember it had something to do with a train.

[@kenb2671]

This one, Under Siege and Hard to Kill are my top three Seagal movies. "Oh, Vernon where are you Vernon?"

[@chibuezeibeh1647]

I have always loved his movies

[@хип-хоп-канал]

I had a dream being a young boy , one day to come to America and run my own market , but after this movie I decided to stay in Kabul for good

[@bobabooey4537]

Thank you.

[@VydeoGramesJunk]

Before he was a joke, he actually starred in some good action films and was a promising future movie star.

[@BWMagus]

@mr Han Man Not only fat, but his ego became the size of a celestial body.

[@hansbambach4854]

@@BWMagus this is sadly true

[@Rick_Cleland]

@@hansbambach4854 😔😔😔

[@Blake4625kHz]

This isn't a balding, boozed up Steven incognito making this comment is it? Lol

[@TurnOffYourTV]

Lol.

[@videos4mydad]

I love how Seagal acts as tough and as bad ass as he wants - because he wrote the script.

[@hankhardonblkface6941]

You'd do the same

[@filonin2]

@Aerojet01 That's not how that works.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

I once saw Steven Seagal single-handedly take on 12 Boston Creme donuts. He killed all of them in about a minute, and washed 'em down with a Yoo Hoo. It was incredible.

[@aragorn1079]

I heard Seagull’s next movie is titled “Enter The Buffet”

[@leorios8279]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@donshipman8441]

Bravo 👏 bravo 👏 bravo

[@cookiemonsterdayz]

More like "Out of breath" or "The big feast".

[@Malachor01]

Christ I just about shit 🤣🤣

[@mynameisgladiator1933]

I heard his next movie was titled: "How Jean Claud Van Damme bruised my vagina just by being an actual tough guy while I only talk tough."

[@NotQuiteFirst]

Why did the owner make a sarcastic joke about having champagne as if it was something that he didn't stock, when he actually had it?

[@Mads-hl8xj]

yeah, doesn't make sense.. but it's Steven Segal... so then it makes sense.

[@stevem2323]

Breaking balls with him, probably they knew each other.

[@starkrebel]

cos he's a Wiseguy

[@ronagoodwell2709]

Stupid script, that's why.

[@amirmaroof9216]

the writer once ate "Caviaaar" and liked it, then decided to throw it in the script

[@hunterd78]

i remember loving this movie way back when. it was this movie and 'split second' that my gran recorded for me from cable. i would watch both over and over.

[@chriswesterfield2042]

How dare you insinuate that Seagal is old!!! He is still young, still thin and still capable of his judo moves.

[@MamaMia84oo7]

😂😂😂 it’s hilarious. But Steven made amazing movies back then. I watched all this as a kid.

[@paulaitchison]

I love how they don't even bother to frame out the stunt mats

[@JoelLinus]

it is a dojo which you can see on the signs

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

Ikr?

[@TheMichaelCardoza]

paulaitchison hahahahaha I didn’t even notice that

[@norndev]

Haha his movies were all mob financed as a way to launder money, it's a shock any of them are actually decent

[@norndev]

@@chinlaiyo9565 Yeah most of the earlier movies were paid for by the mafia

[@leorios8279]

He wasn’t wrong about the oscars though

[@lrm21]

Ah the 90's when sleeves tattoos meant you were a real thug not just a poser.

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

Yeah cause these guys are such badasses.

[@joetheplummer8128]

Today , nothing but a bunch of posers

[@bcm3938]

Yea like Those bad ass chefs with tattoos or the skinny jean hipsters. Pathetic

[@tomkrueger6556]

tattoos are stupid

[@Ginx-pe4si]

@nickyheavy disgusting whores

[@BackToBasics90s]

3:24 One of the greatest, most underrated and hilarious hard cuts of any movie ever made. The wink and that ADR are glorious.

[@adamscoll8791]

This whole movie has some of the best unintentional comedy of any action film I’ve ever seen.

[@strassenbahnfilmguy9306]

Twist and shout man .

[@CeciliaCharlesbanda]

español

[@jamestiscareno4387]

Seagal gives what most Americans want, for good to win out over evil. For hope to prevail over hopelessness. He gives us hope that our America will survive for our children and future generations.

[@ViViDG]

This is the scene Steven imagines in his head every night when he goes to the liquor store.

[@LuckyXCX]

Then cries coz he can’t move like he used to in this scene

[@WM-mu8ep]

He ate everything in the store after this scene

[@sadetta9312]

you got liquor stores open at night?

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

And he has already done it while you stuff your face with Doritos on the sofa

[@frankieC1023]

LOL!

[@sjtom57]

Love him or hate him there's no denying Seagal made some entertaining movies.

[@AngelofAnguish]

LIKEWISE!

[@scottisitoro3953]

I read where Seagal DOES NOT TAKE IT EASY on stuntman in his films; he actually hits them...ouch !!

[@scottisitoro3953]

Yes, when he was fit and used martial arts skills. Then he got really heavy and it was all car chases, guns, etc....too bad.

[@Blake4625kHz]

Love him or hate him, there’s no denying he but Putin in a head lock and made him crap his pants.

[@matthewhickman9220]

He sure did ....top guy all round....

[@Timothy-vj4to]

The USA needs more people like home protecting the people and streets like him 1000's of them

[@mickblack2800]

Guess those hoods hadn't seen Richie either? 🍾

[@SerMattzio]

When someone is pointing a shotgun at you, best not to limply wave a baseball bat towards them from out of range...lol.

[@josephbarclayross6216]

"Take me out to the ball" -- WHAM!!!

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

Ah, the old adage "don't bring a baseball bat to a shotgun fight".

[@chriswesterfield2042]

your post is funny as hell

[@bigiedieot]

The bit about “I hate the Oscars” was a subtle jab at the Academy for constantly snubbing our boy Steven! He deserves more accolades.

[@NoName-vx6up]

Though, wasn't this early in his career?

[@allan2098]

Didn't he get a few raspberries?

[@BWMagus]

Just as soon as they add a "Best Worst Actor", he'll get his...

[@zyzzyvacation]

Seagal's particular brand of Martial Arts is called, "Ai Kant Akt . . .

[@TweedSuit]

Robert LaSardo has played the same character for 30 years.

[@franzhaas5597]

I new him......he is one tough guy in real life. He sat in the same coffee shop every day reading scripts.

[@jerrystuch6723]

I love Steven Seagal. Back in the day in his earlier film roles like this this guy was a bad dude. I know he’s a little out of shape and his movies aren’t what they used to be but he’s still one of my favorite actors.

[@yellow6100]

At least nowdays he makes better movies than Bruce Willis.

[@Blake4625kHz]

@@yellow6100 DAYUMM😆

[@stacybaldwin3346]

You need to broaden your horizons, this guy is a bag of sh*t

[@Meme-zc4cw]

Kinda playing it fast and loose with the word "actor."

[@cerxusinvellum2289]

A little?

[@d3mitchus593]

Get em man! That dude got me dying laughing 😂😂🤣

[@Dan.50]

You can just feel the passion. Seagal is an amazing actor!

[@LucidDreamer54321]

I feel your sarcasm.

[@georgecoventry8441]

He IS better at acting than the average cigar store Indian (wooden statue).

[@MatthewCoast]

Just a regular day when Steven goes to the store.

[@jimkrizman5261]

😂

[@renevanginneken7217]

Yeah, our lives are boring....

[@crazyviking24]

What movie is this

[@thomaspaine4004]

@@crazyviking24 Hard to Kill

[@crazyviking24]

@@thomaspaine4004 thanks

[@erenunal]

chiropractor: what on earth happened to yous? ethnically diverse gang: we ran into Steven Seagal

[@zcustomcarnesi]

That's when Steven had that badasses look . Now 🤣

[@zorkajoncic2678]

Vann Damm is a gay

[@alwillk]

You would think the the store owner might have had some bullet proof glass or a shotgun instead of a baseball bat? I mean crime must have been somewhat of a concern to him. He had four surveillance monitors.

[@yoitstevetomesco]

al d 😂

[@woooose]

phillyphillhouse What a bunch of nonsense, "mostly wannabe white boy wiggers though" maybe in what ever little city you're from but that is not true for the rest of the country.

[@phillyphilhouse79]

@@woooose It was in San Diego. Not a little city, guy.

[@12gauge599]

@@phillyphilhouse79 And what kind of rap they listen... Only 2pac kinda stuff, but nowadays they listen to rappers who can barely speak

[@zacharycat]

Store where I lived (Detroit) the owner had the biggest dog I ever saw.

[@gregmccarty8476]

You know it's fictional when the gang celebrates diversity.

[@thirdbnico]

There actually are some mixed race gangs like folk nation which is a mix of multiple gangs across state lines.

[@genalex100]

They are all probably one of Steven’s student

[@TraumaER]

@The Raisin underrated!

[@choprox01]

fuck I was gonna say that.....and this is 2021...hahahahahaha

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

I’ve encountered diverse street gangs

[@anthonyphillips9773]

My late dad put me on this movie when I was 6. I’m 37. I miss you GAP 😭😭😭

[@charleswhiting2498]

Sorry for your loss. My dad would watch all the Van Damme & Steven Segal movies with me too at that age. I’m 36 now. My dad would even hook up 2 VCRs & double tape from the Movie Gallery copy. VHS & VCR. Good times man lol good times.

[@anthonyphillips9773]

@@charleswhiting2498 I appreciate it sir. Yeah we watched all the Van Damme movies as well. But my favorite action star my dad ever put me on was the legendary Bruce Lee!

[@zandarx]

the amount of cool actors in this scene is amazing

[@MrGolf1235]

Seagal has made so many comedies he doesn’t even know it.

[@saigokun]

From the days that Seagal was still fun to watch.

[@Fakename70]

saigokun True. His first 2 or 3 films were actually entertaining back then.

[@saigokun]

@@Fakename70 In those days he had directors who could reign him in or control him. Later that was lost.

[@fairphil2890]

Spoiler Alert: Segal was never fun to watch.

[@Mr.Honest247]

@@saigokun What do you mean? So during his good movies, he was more cooperative and then later got selfish and his movies started sucking? Is that what happened?

[@CDbiggen]

@@fairphil2890 , Nah, the under siege films were fun.

[@ridethasno]

Honestly the store owner got himself killed , never bring a baseball bat to a gun fight. 🤷‍♂️

[@zemetrius]

it was not very smart of him to do that.

[@sbtopjosh4098]

Nah he's alive

[@zemetrius]

@@sbtopjosh4098 load of buckshot to the chest would make anyone rethink their life choices. i remember this clerk though, from night of the comet, he was manager of the theater.

[@barmbailey6934]

Unless if your Max Payne.

[@CobraGTXNoS]

Especially when Papajohn is the thug robbing.

[@MrPocketfullOfSteel]

Steven gets up an hour earlier, just to spend more time with himself.

[@herrwabbaloo937]

Hey, don't knock it, I get up early even on the weekends so I can have a cup of coffee to myself before the wife and kids get up.

[@isidoro8566]

It puts the lotion in the basket.

[@miklosko3355]

I'm starting to think that this was all staged...

[@ariesZG]

lol

[@rafawieruszynski7156]

You dont say..

[@skiphaskell706]

You're onto something there

[@bafera3618]

nah

[@Coincollector81]

😆

[@davidherranzvilla4513]

In my opinion the best film of Steven Seagal is " Above the law". It was his first film.

[@scatterthewinds3126]

yeah, and Under Siege.

[@ofdrumsandchords]

What was this movie with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey on a ship ? It was probably Under siege but it has a different title in french. There was at least one good actor, and it was not mister Seagal, who is a calamitous comedian. But I like this one, the actress playing the nurse is a stunner.

[@theironshiek]

@Charles Gosnell cmon dude that was dreadful

[@midohiobuckeyeaorwarrior9743]

"Above The Law" was even gorier than "Cobra" (with Sly) and "Raw Deal" (with Awwnold.) Couldn't watch it.

[@brubakervideo2145]

Seagal's early films were quite enjoyable.

[@ZackMorris1]

They just were, we knew they were unrealistic and cheesy, but something about them were just so damn entertaining. Marked for Death, Above the Law, and Hard to Kill are just action masterpieces. If they come on the TV you just end up watching them all the way thru. I can't explain it but they are just damn good movies.

[@ajn8861]

fuck that piece of shit

[@Idontknow69353]

Saves no one but made to look like a hero. Great writing.

[@GoaWay4Sanity]

“....anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?! I’m gonna keep coming back here till somebody remembers seeing Richie...”

[@fawkkyutuu8851]

LOL!

[@williamdon3442]

Love the background music (lead guitar especially) in these 80s cop hero movies. Lethal weapon is good

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Seagal really jumped into action... After the guy gets shot in the chest. Thanks Steven! Your sense of urgency was admirable.

[@BWMagus]

I don't know why everyone keeps saying that; he didn't want to make any sudden moves that might get the cashier killed, and hoped the old man would be smart enough to just give the money and shut up. Not Steven's fault the dude was a complete fucking moron and used a baseball bat to threaten a man with a shotgun.

[@-RandomBiz-]

"Here. Take my life savings. Here's sixteen dollars. All four of youse, go see a movie."

[@gregoryvanhalen]

When you flip someone over and they stay down for 20 minutes

[@chriswesterfield2042]

Yeah, I was wondering what happened to the dude with the shotgun.