DO I PEE SITTING DOWN??

[@margpamo]

I love how cody reads a quote he said himself and spends 5 minutes talking about why the quote is so right.

[@JeSuisDeTexas]

That’s what old folks do, baby

[@owenhawkins9326]

🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈 🙉 🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈 🙉 🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈 🙉 🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈

[@cosmicnic]

hoy minoy

[@HalfNHalf.]

I love hoy, too

[@damiandcjr6702]

Hoy

[@firstnamalastnama2794]

Cody: “the old jokes aren’t funny” Me: true Cody: “I have chronic back pain” Me: .........

[@Andrew-wo8ry]

I like how everyone agrees and there isn’t a single reply

[@deli2sexy576]

@@Andrew-wo8ry ikkk

[@mtak160]

lmaooo I’m actually crying why is this so funny 😭

[@wmcdowell]

i was just thinking this lmao

[@VibinBryan]

*its free real estate*

[@Sallybubble5166]

Cody’s new aesthetic is Arizona high school dropout turned disgruntled truck driver

[@DaKFPS]

😭😭😭

[@tunafish5462]

why is this so accurate? lol

[@brynleehassan3614]

The fact that I was about to comment about him looking like an Arizona dropout-

[@mollymahoney9688]

nailed it

[@ryanb6618]

as someone who has lived in arizona for their whole life and knows a few truck drivers... absolutely correct 💀💀

[@izzzzy3160]

Cody reading his own quote like 😔👆amen🙏if that ain’t the truth🙌🥺

[@liainahamilton2145]

LMFAO

[@carson6290]

ahahha unicorn is disguise im crying

[@rabiedmonkey]

Did Cody just read HIS OWN quote and then say "So true"

[@CodyCoder]

Frictionless

[@krazyku8589]

Lol the inside jokes!! 🤣🤣❤🖤❤

[@SnozBerryQueen]

@@CodyCoder 😂😭😅

[@deancreate]

Uhh...I think so. 😂

[@wysoup3506]

Its the dementia getting to him, rough times ahead for that jolly old man

[@celiathirimanna5118]

cody looks like harry styles cousin who moved to alabama to find himself, and then found his cousin and he’s a truck driver to get away from the wife and kids

[@jules9835]

Stream blood related by kurtis conner

[@lavag1rl646]

I got a seizure trying to make sense of this comment

[@vallynstyles3000]

babe....take a nap

[@Melaramaa]

@@celiathirimanna5118 reread your comment. It makes sense up until you said the word "and". After that it sounds like u just had a stroke while typing it

[@sigridlindhjetland3053]

No, you’re right

[@linusoppenheimer9248]

Cody: I wish the old jokes would end Also Cody: sometimes I pee sitting down because of chronic back pain

[@younghex9577]

He asked for it he literally asked for it

[@DM-xw5rp]

Why does he have back pain?

[@younghex9577]

@@DM-xw5rp he says it's because of diving but we all know its because he's old

[@jenicicerello7622]

LMFAOOOO

[@redronniebalofama5365]

@@younghex9577 damn you just ripped Cody a new one 💣boom roasted

[@kiselitabancic1315]

Bruh im so drunk and high i have no idea whats going on but i love this guy hes like the uncle i never had

[@swinktea]

facts bruh i hope you had a good time getting crunk

[@8bitbob562]

hell yea bro

[@mikehoncho2149]

Fax

[@phatpat7629]

hell yAH

[@thizwillbeboring7772]

uncle??

[@grandmahelen4198]

For everyone who calls Cody old... I can completely back that up. Cody and I went to elementary school together back in 1962.

[@harsheh]

We love you grandma Helen

[@dunklebaumwolle164]

*1862

[@mochiyoongs5565]

Hi grandma I miss you I hope you return home soon. It's about time you get outta that old, small grave of yours 😭 we'll be waiting for you grandma

[@nickratt1818]

Thank you grandma I love you❤️❤️

[@vishwanathakhilkandagiri3915]

Grandma I'm hungry

[@lanarose1075]

I like how he is open about his anxiety. A lot of guys tend to hide their feelings about their mental health, due to society. I’m so happy for him being LIKe a friend of ours, telling us everything he is going through.

[@nathanclark3277]

I’m g

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Agreed 💕

[@spongemon1]

Lol. Stop virtue signaling. We all know you just lost attraction to him for being weak. No girl wants a weak beta soyboy.

[@lizedejong7674]

Fr

[@jessicawold]

@@spongemon1 literally cant tell if this is satire or not

[@theproductionbros.5073]

It took years of Cody saying coffee "tastes like piss" to realize he doesn't like coffee

[@whitykitty2651]

i do the samething and im drinking coffee rn. DOesn't taste like piss tho not sure why he would think that he must have rlly bad piss'

[@bonnguyen]

two things that are getting old: 1.) old jokes 2.) cody

[@juliasanchez6300]

That one was good

[@jacobchow5627]

Loll that was a good one

[@kaveriv9193]

good one ngl

[@redronniebalofama5365]

Oh no 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luisbadillo8889]

When cody was talking about Matt King I was like "yeah, sounds like him"

[@mynameisjob]

We need a compilation video called “30 minutes of Matt king being a little bitch”

[@Vincisomething]

Lmao I came back to this to look for a Matt King comment

[@ernie9109]

Matt the rat

[@macypassmore]

Classic Matt

[@karentais2890]

It reminded me of how he was ready to throw Dom under the bus when David pulled that cop prank on them

[@seanmartin4897]

Cody hasn’t cut his hair because he has ptsd from the haircut where jake Paul called him out

[@mianieto6038]

Im dying💀

[@aimeetorresan4792]

This is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[@notaperson9831]

😂😂

[@AJ-kg9pn]

Underrated comment

[@mj.guti_]

LMFAOO

[@loganledoux1776]

why does Cody look exactly like Mike Myers in Wayne’s World tho...

[@jaydenbecker]

Just laughed out loud LOL

[@hubertjay3980]

@@jaydenbecker I was just thinking that yes

[@kelleecrumby4434]

That’s who it is!!!!! I knew he looked like someone else but I couldn’t place it!!

[@morrisdeporris]

hahaha omg

[@zoedocherty1412]

I was looking for this comment 🤣 this defo deserves more likes

[@poison1749]

Cody : “I think I bought this in the last video. It really came!” Yes Cody that’s what happens when u order stuff

[@vidzeerox]

Hey man, lay off Cody! In his day, post office wasn't a thing yet! You know this. Be understanding to the elderly!

[@ImTerpy]

"coffee triggers my anxiety" was the most relatable statement cody ko has ever uttered

[@rubenscrown]

literally thought the same thing

[@JeSuisDeTexas]

It’s a close second to “I chose not to drink one, but drink *two* “

[@tunafish5462]

weird question but I really don't know. how does coffee triggers anxiety?

[@JeSuisDeTexas]

Tuna Fish caffeine is a stimulant, which essentially kicks your body’s mechanisms into high gear. The feeling of your fight-or-flight response with no actual stressor present brings on feelings of anxiousness

[@rubenscrown]

@@JeSuisDeTexas well said

[@lukamixan3493]

“This is a struggle man” “Is a struggle man” “A struggle man” “Struggle man” =Mr. Struggle 👀

[@nirupamjain3601]

Nice

[@miles2412]

Why did I click so fast on a video called “do I pee sitting down”

[@DaKFPS]

😭😭😭

[@deancreate]

It’s okay. I did too. 😪

[@pelin0611]

so we all wanna know the answer huh

[@camila-oq6sp]

😂😂

[@Ashleyaireonna]

Matt king running away while Cody was being choked is 100% how I would vision matt king to react in that situation 😂🙈

[@samnyenhuis3917]

I’m getting strong Wayne from Wayne’s World vibes with this current aesthetic you have

[@courtney2590]

Excellent

[@laurelkennedy3344]

Party on!

[@stonks9032]

We're not worthy

[@nateroberts877]

Poor Cody, clearly still traumatized by getting called a “little backend tech developer”

[@willsputter]

42.3k “Not quite a million” Just 957,700 short. So close guys!

[@bezllama3325]

Now he's at 49k 951k away!

[@pianoraves]

Here's the theory: The background isn't actually real and Cody just put an empty shelf to have an excuse for buying more books like Frictionless

[@karen52396]

“I don’t care how funny he was. Jason Sudeikis is dead”

[@karen52396]

@CareFreeSalmon267 good for you

[@artistana523]

I had to rewind the vid twice to catch this. I’m dead lol

[@karen52396]

@@artistana523 lol same

[@Zomby]

Cody is slowly forming into Billy Ray Cyrus, but shorter

[@haleyw5677]

In physics class we kept talking about frictionless environments and I though of you

[@abtarv]

“I feel like complete shhh...*contemplates not cursing* ASS”

[@hannahmn4040]

I’m loving all this content recently 🤩

[@saltyy5834]

Yeah his upload schedule is popping

[@Jake-ds9sw]

@@saltyy5834 Same with Noel, both are popping off

[@utz2867]

Bored

[@Fanylorena]

“I don’t know what it was, I was on..I was...a..drugs” like yes, just say it were all cool here man we won’t judge

[@kaavyakumar1683]

'Am I that much of a sellout?' Two seconds ago: I'm a famous person

[@YK-hh7vs]

Bro I wonder if anyone is subscribed to Cody's second channel but not to his first one. This Cody & ko guy seams pretty cool

[@meatmonki]

Cody: I dont like the old jokes Also Cody: yeah i have chronic back pain

[@candyprincess-uy8hl]

😨

[@crosamond]

Specifically mentioned it was from diving.

[@abdulrahmanmahmoud6288]

Cody is the type to make a cup of tea/coffee, put it in his desk or table, goes to the bathroom find the cup of tea/coffee. Then thank his gf that she made him a cup of tea/coffe

[@basballrox8]

Cody has been seeing these old jokes for many, many, many years. It’s no wonder he’s starting to think it’s getting... old.

[@earlgrey4013]

🙄

[@wiets90]

Cody's highlighter is poppin' ✨💅🏻

[@Oscar-ij6vw]

Could we all respect Cody kos consistency

[@SeifZeid]

Cody ko: doesn't like that he has 40k members, look at miniminter Miniminter: doesn't like that he has 120k members, look at ksi

[@KayP18]

Ksi- doesn't like that he has 1.4 million members, look at PewDiePie

[@jep6759]

CODY YOU NEED TO SORT BY TOP POSTS OF THE WEEK INSTEAD OF HOT.

[@caesthoffe]

sort by new, live in the moment

[@princessketamine0]

@@caesthoffe sort by controversial. relish in the drama.

[@cwheezy]

HAHAAH the Matt King choking story is so fucking funny

[@ianchandler9993]

wearing a "liquid death" hat is appropriate when you're on 2 coffees and feel like shhhhhh-ass

[@jakebrown6836]

cody agreeing with his own quote is so funny to me 😭😭

[@olivialaura270]

Just wanted to let you know I was drinking coffee while watching this and laughed and inhaled some and just spent the last 10 minutes choking and coughing over my sink. Keep up the good content

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

Holy shit dude I know it's been a year but are you ok

[@shahd131]

Cody, I really appreciate your content and you for sure make my day, well my week because i genuinely love it and i know you care about it cause it shows and stop worrying about people thinking you are doing it for money cuz ik there are many people like me who actually love you and your content

[@CesarMendoza-ud7gt]

Nobody: Cody: Making the weirdest thumbnail ever

[@Chloejannelli]

I've been watching you for awhile and this video hit different. You were more raw, honest & serious, I liked it!

[@jaydajones365]

y’all commenting the old jokes before you even watched the part where he called them unfunny AOSHNWJSJXN 💀💀💀

[@lipglossgirl50]

LMAO

[@opinionatednobody5631]

theyll probably continue regardless

[@Ashleyaireonna]

@@opinionatednobody5631 I hope so

[@sierraesau1387]

That Matt king impression was spot on 11:46

[@flavorous1233]

I agree, the old man jokes are so d r y. It’s done, it’s over.

Dry like Cody's old ass face

[@StarSalt]

ikr, I still have no idea why people think its funny, its overdone and proves how unfunny his fans are that they can't come up with something new even though its been actual years of the same shit

[@melissarivera5489]

I agree, couldn't have said it better. Such a frictionless statement. Before you attack me that was like my first and last time using the word frictionless.

[@MADExotix]

People cracking Cody is old jokes are the same ones still laughing about harambe

[@NO-fn6wy]

They were never really funny imo

[@mills8]

@7.20 I just found your channel 👋 the ‘old’ jokes are new for me!

[@neabby]

"He just ran out..." Yeah sounds like something Matt King would do lol

[@mynameisjob]

Seriously. The man is built like a Great Dane but a has scared chihuahua personality.

[@sadiyanoor7320]

that made me laugh so hard that fkin rat he gives me peter pettigrew vibes.

[@eyalgreen8285]

I laughed so hard because that's EXACTLY what I would imagine him to do in that situation 😂

[@kbeit8272]

Cody is like the grandpa that just randomly starts telling stories and you think he's joking but then half way through you realize he really did get choked by a stranger in a public bathroom.

[@tonitalks]

Cody’s upload schedule been going CRAZY recently

[@whyistherehandlesnow]

Cody: wont even mention the name of reddit and discards its existence Also Cody: *GUYSSS WHAT ARE WE DOINGGG*

[@thezupptroop8811]

old man has back problems from carrying KZbin

[@oop6390]

“I’m getting a new chair soon” *three years later the same chair is still here*

[@noataylor9628]

That’s so cute. Cody thinks he’s famous.

[@saltyy5834]

Poor Gramps is senile

[@tylerbruno07]

Haha

[@logan__4517]

Cody: **eats bread pudding** Also Cody: “I worked really hard on this new series!”

[@Ok-dl9fz]

I love that as soon as Cody says that the old jokes are unfunny, everyone in his comments is all of the sudden agreeing

[@tunafish5462]

Exactly. They are also arguing about it, I was like you are all a bunch of hypocrites. There is a lot of people that made this joke and got thousands of likes on his main channel. I made this joke on his second channel and got like 200 likes and the comments were all laughing. (all his Instagram comments are all about how old he is with thousands of likes too)

[@earlgrey4013]

Well imo I didn’t know that Cody thought the jokes were unfunny. So I didn’t say anything cuz I figured if he doesn’t mind it, it’s fine. I wonder who actually thought the old jokes were funny tho?

[@earlgrey4013]

@@tunafish5462 I think a lot of people didn’t like the old jokes. They can say it out loud now cause they have Cody backing them up

[@Tiffany-lh2kn]

I never thought the old jokes were funny ngl

[@sivertpettersen4472]

Last time i was this early old cody jokes were still funny and cody was still young

[@chadautry8659]

were*

[@younghex9577]

Snuck in a old joke. Love it haha

[@PlentyOfTrickShots]

@@chadautry8659 last time I were this early????????

[@chadautry8659]

@@PlentyOfTrickShots I think they put where instead of were and fixed it, I don't really remember doe.

[@annarabelo8392]

the story from Australia (don't know if i actually believe it) made me think of your early sit-down travel storytimes from like 2016! i miss those!

[@lucyjean111]

in the spirit of halloween cody has decided to dress up as a 45 year old man going through a midlife crisis

[@brittbc4215]

Just commenting to say your KZbin vids on Sweet Treats have been my fav addition. Food and the funniest KZbinr around? Can’t get better than that

[@allisacoles3496]

The Wayne’s World vibes are off the charts recently

[@mattsaracen7]

How did I not think of this before?? Thank you!

[@cihesham]

6:03 He started this "TuRniNg tHinGs mY tEaChEr sAiD iNt0 iNsPirAtiOnAL qUoTeS✨🍃🧚🤪" trend long before tiktok stole it but they somehow made it lame. A real pioneer.

[@bsfuneral8639]

Cody I’m the restroom:😮😵 Mat to everyone: CODYS GETTING CHOKED 🗣

[@alicerpz3468]

I've been subscribed for months and the old jokes are still funny

[@nathanielnot4u]

i think i just learned that coffee gives me anxiety, and that cody will make fun of u on the internet and in person. respect

[@EnderTrev5]

coffee basically fucked me up tbh

[@briannaledoux5252]

Love going to sleep to Cody’s videos it’s something about his voice

[@kiniishaa]

No one: Literally no one: Cody: *starts filming and simply doesn't look at the camera*

[@hollysaylor6727]

No one: Literally no one: Cody: starts filming and simply doesn't look at the camera

[@chelsea9493]

"CODY'S GETTING CHOKED" I can perfectly picture that scenario 🤣

[@zSPC]

Poor Cody, blaming his senility on coffee.

[@fergalkidd91]

😴

[@olivercopson1984]

@@fergalkidd91 it’s getting boring now

[@cinibanda]

Cringe

[@cumpenis]

@@fergalkidd91 @Victor Nunes I see all of the elderly are circlejerking in the comments

[@earlgrey4013]

🙄🙄

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

anxiety loves ultimatums, lines that cannot be crossed without feeling like your gonna die. It might even feel like a completely new feeling of horror despite being the same old fear! Its interesting how stimulating your senses can heighten this awareness of yourself.

[@othrworldly69]

I’ve always daydreamed about meeting Cody and telling him that I think the old jokes are not funny

[@NoahVenesile]

Hell yeah dude i love these types of videos. btw the one you did with Noel was hysterical do more of those

[@hudsonlabresh8554]

I like how Cody said he looked like Harry styles as a joke when he legit actually sounds like Harry styles

[@redronniebalofama5365]

Lol maybe a liiiil bit

[@dominichiebert5715]

Cody. I have the same thing too. I love coffee so much but Stimulants like coffee and energy drinks just trigger my anxiety to a high. I wish you the best bro

[@maria_____.]

cody's aesthetic is truck driver who peaked in high school

[@H.E.M.]

11:45 LMAO 🤣 MATT THE RAT IS LIKE 6’5” WHY DIDNT HE DO ANYTHING?!

[@alechunt4343]

at the end he was like " I want to treat this like a podcast, etc." just STREAM BRO we want that shit

[@michael_f13]

one of my favorite youtubers cody talking about my favorite group the sidemen my worlds are colliding

[@egcyxc]

cody: the old jokes aren’t funny anymore also cody: i have chronic back pain

[@seanguirola6375]

At 3:45 I love how you can still hear his programer days haunt him "a puny little backend bitch boi 40k"

[@jonathana.4685]

alternative title: cody tells his storys from the good ol days when he was a youngin

[@Taylor-fv1gj]

Okay, the impression of your friend while you’re getting choked got me. Watched it about 10 times. Still funny. Subscribed!

[@jakeorland1896]

I guess he forgot about the the third time he almost got in a fight when Jeff ambushed him with Jake Paul while getting his haircut

[@danielbourgeois952]

Just want to say I love sweet tooth. I think it's hilarious, and that it's gonna be a great series. also, kelsey was awesome as well.

[@aaaaappppppppzzzzzzzzddzzz6096]

I never thought I would hear the words Playboi Carti come out of Cody’s mouth wow my day is made

[@madeleinekorn946]

Cody - who are to other famous people with large fan bases espically on reddit. Me - KSI pewdiepie Cody - two random dudes i've never heard of Me - oh ok cool

[@kanakbakhru188]

I really want him or Kelsey to do a house tour.

[@garbagejuice1]

Bof

[@ashleyg4484]

i can’t believe i just started watching you. elite humor.

[@Suzy24]

7:10 I agree the old jokes have been going on for so long that it’s not funny anymore

[@earlgrey4013]

We need something new lmao

[@jae4049]

Anyone know any other funny youtubers with Cody’s kinda comedic vibe ? Cody’s videos are the only ones I genuinely laugh at rn lmao

[@alexsmith8571]

Matt really is the rat king😭😭

[@bryanezambrana8885]

I'm glad YMH had you on. I love all the content you put out. I've been binging hard.

[@mattsherack]

Ok ngl I thought “Sweet Tooth” was “Sweet Gooh” until now

[@noahfrankl1003]

1:50 thanks for the shoutout Cody!

[@noahsharon5750]

TELL ME WHY I READ THE TITLE AS “DO I SIT PEEING DOWN”

[@24sar24]

Why did I have to read your comment a trillion times before I even realized what was wrong lol 😬

[@axyboo]

I don’t get this what

[@taelorrison4871]

I think your funny af. Period. You’re honest about yourself, your funny when you’re not trying. Keep doing you and being you.

[@mack7235]

Jimmy Tatro?? TATRO. This man really said Tatro instead of Tatro

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Smh he should know