Do NOT stop Filming!

today i asked the question "why were the filming" or "why were they recording" videos that are usually funny but it makes you ask how they were ever captured on camera. Its in moments like these youd say "Do NOT stop filming!" or do not turn that camera off
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[@Bob_Coffee]

Grandpa got the moves

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[@slowb4steady]

They’re being a little freaky today

[@Cervexer]

@@slowb4steady quite literally

[@vreenmario]

Goofy ahh bots

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[@jupiter3721]

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[@TheBanana93]

He's like Adam west and Patrick Warburton had a baby lol

[@AddieTheGhost]

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[@jacobosborne7907]

I hope he makes an onlyfans

[@theresaheroinmyhead]

@@jacobosborne7907 you what 🤨

[@Hydro_Waterbottle]

@@jacobosborne7907 this caused me immediate stress

[@1rytis]

bro just has a whole comedy dictionary in his brain

[@blap721]

@@Illamdalt what does that even mean

[@MrMelonsz]

@@blap721 Idk but they got likes so at least they can be happy now

[@francegamer]

Its called having a vocabulary and writing jokes.

[@YoNebby]

Kwite has the kind of voice that makes me feel calm and safe no matter what

[@DuskyChimms]

while also being hilarious, full package!

[@King0fKyles]

And also very threatening when I don’t like one of his videos! Haha he really is the full package…kwite please let my family go

[@Heavenly-Disaster]

Lmao bots raided ur comments

[@YoNebby]

@@Heavenly-Disaster Bots raid all the replies on Kwite's channel

[@Heavenly-Disaster]

@@YoNebby really? I haven't seen any THIS severe...

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

I like how Kwite can post a video of his fanfic preferences literally one day before and then post the least sus shit ever.

[@Cervexer]

Kwite has such a listenable voice

[@catchyname1081]

That's exactly the phrase I was looking for

[@Scratchydoesmusic]

i cannot put into words how true this is lol

[@trashhuman3977]

I feel like the most impressive things happen when you aren't trying to do something impressive

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

i peaked in life when i caught a glass falling behind me with one hand when i was like 7 LMAO

[@endeavor1664]

Fr I’ve only ever done anything impressive on accident, like I’m absolutely shit at basketball and sports in general but once in gym I was fucking around just throwing the ball aimlessly cuz I wasn’t getting it in when I actually tried anyways, and I ended up throwing it behind myself while walking away and getting it in. Didn’t even realize till my friends started yelling in surprise 😭

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@endeavor1664 anime moment 💀💀💀 that's hella cool though

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Yeah one time I cured cancer while trying to make hot chocolate

[@Graescalie]

The wheel fell off the plane because that person didn't turn off their phone during takeoff. Frankly it was lucky the plane didn't spontaneously combust.

[@ratking9411]

gramps still remembers his training from the war from when he would backflip tomahawk small vietnamese children

[@grousewithakeyboard]

Nah he does the backflip and stomps their head like a goomba

[@silverlion1269]

Your going to hell for that and so am I for laughing at it.

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@grousewithakeyboard at one point he jumped on enough in a row that he got a 1-up which he used to get out of a life sentence for warcrimes by immediately dying in jail and then coming back to life

[@wagabababobo]

Actually I think he used a 1-up trick on a staircase because like before that he literally jumped off a helicopter to 1080 pentuple midair flip no scope a child before that.

[@Rainok]

I'm guessing the ram bit was cut for copyright reasons, but it makes that part of the video borderline incomprehensible

[@Deactivatedsorry]

Thank you bro I was so confused

[@maironv6479]

You left out THE BEST PART of that seagull video!! The girl moves slightly to the side and there's a sign behind her warning about seagulls stealing food!

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

My uncle peeked at my screen just in time to see the grandpa on the swing, his words exactly. "Ow ow ow, what was that for Ben? Showing me that? Just thinking about it makes me wanna lay down and cry"

[@user-jn5sh7sx5e]

to be honest most people who record shit like that forgot they could just, make the person aware by shouting 'hey! (something) is gonna happen/is behind you!

[@Mirstre]

kwite, you're the most handsome floating hoodie with sunglasses and a mask that i've ever seen.

[@ijustwantedtocomment8319]

Gosh diddly darn doodle these bots

[@cryingchild4209]

@@ijustwantedtocomment8319 ikr

[@use2l]

@@ijustwantedtocomment8319 do not use the lord's name in vein

[@ijustwantedtocomment8319]

@@use2l Sorry, lemme just

[@use2l]

@@ijustwantedtocomment8319 thank you

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Honestly, as someone who does flips onto and off bars for fun at every chance I have to show off, I agree. That old man does this regularly, and yes it gets easy at some point, and yes it's still fun

[@monse0206]

If anyone is interested, i give my duck snacks besides the duck feed, i give him fish that I cook inthe oven ( he likes it crispy lol), celery, mango, sunflower seeds, cabbage, hes a rather picky eater. You shouldn't feed ducks brea de because it clogs them up and for a bird that goes potty like every four times an hour it can be dangerous

[@monse0206]

And ice in his water

[@robin9759]

@@monse0206 I saw a video that ducks love ice in their water, which I thought was a bit ironic since they're always in lakes.

[@citizen_grub4171]

That's just what Big Birdseed wants you to believe.

[@rainbowditto9033]

Answer to kwites question about what pigeons eat: they eat grains, but its more complicated than that. Pigeons were domesticated by humans to be pets, food, and showbirds. But were dumped by their owners once their popularity dropped. As a domesticated species, pigeons struggle to feed themselves and thus rely on human garbage in cities to feed Seagulls eat fish but steal food because theyre dicks. Lol.

[@kenn_k]

6:24 - HA *turns and smiles at that same ass exit sign above my bedroom door*

[@truebornseeker9767]

The second video was definitely recorded to send to a friend or family member just to say ‘the food’s here’ or something

[@user-wg6xk3bf1e]

the grandpa has definitely practiced that ever since he entered kindergarten

[@blacklighthologram5339]

Kwite when I’m drunk off scotch, sounds like a good Saturday.

[@ReeksofChees3]

3 bots in a row?

[@jc_art_]

@@ReeksofChees3 crazy

[@WinterBoots15]

the bots heard you were drunk and were like “hes lowered his defenses!!!” 😂😂

[@ReeksofChees3]

@@WinterBoots15 “enemy spotted!”

[@WinterBoots15]

@@ReeksofChees3 😂😂😂

[@GhostlyDilemma]

Jesus Christ the thing at 7:50 happened to me and my family once and as soon as I saw that steering wheel i got PTSD. Good thing it happened on an empty road. We had it happen in a tunnel on a highway and it was probably the scariest thing happening to me to date.

[@doozy5184]

The slipping on ice one was so stupidly funny, he was basically walking on it like a treadmill

[@gezz5904]

8:59 man ran a 2k marathon 💀

[@grousewithakeyboard]

That girl was a tower and that seagull was a happy little plane

[@saltyfella4983]

Gramps has moves man

[@cythesilly]

@The Game Тheorists shorts 🅥 my brother in christ u are a bot

[@kierstenalexander9251]

8:38 I got up, walked over to turn off the lights and sat back down before he fell

[@jamesgarofolo7576]

I saw 8:00 happen to someone on a highway once before. It was probably the wildest thing ever, and definitely comforting to observe before going to my job as a pizza delivery driver.

[@FuraFaolox]

kwite is the best youtuber ever with the funniest sense of humor, an amazing voice, and the perfect content i will never stop watching his videos bc he is my #1 favorite no one can top him unsubscribed

[@kyeatsbugs]

LMAO

[@drew2789]

2:17 Up until the sheep hit him, i fully thought the man was just standing in front of a grey wall

[@SwankemasterSupreme]

Damn it the clip was cut

[@stupidwarriorkitties]

@@SwankemasterSupremeyoutube can just do that? i thought that whoever was editing just had a hiccup in the software :p

[@krea8402]

Hi, I don't fly planes but I do work with their paperwork. I have a slight PSA to anyone even more scared of flying after that clip: Unless all the other wheels also fell apart, I doubt there would be any significant fanger to anyone. The plane itself would probably be fucked up a fair bit if it landed without that wheel, but you'd have been pretty safe I would think. Planes also have a sensor for like, everything. I don't know about that model in particular, but I know a bunch of them go off when there are lose parts and whatnot. If it went off, they'd make an emergency landing - which usually just means "land asap" as opposed to "land when you get to the destination" And even if they crash landed or had to make an emergency landing, the pilots are well equipped to handle it! And you don't have to fear not being found because federal law requires every plane to have an Emergency Location Transmitter that will start sending signals to the military that ___ plane's ELT went off and contact the company it belongs to while transmitting the location of the plane so they know exactly where it is. And those batteries last upwards of 3-5 years so it's not gonna die quickly. It's also powered by a power brick separate from the plane so even if the plane stops working, the ELT will keep broadcasting. I hope that helps assure people a bit.

[@vxicepickxv]

As long as the other tire holds that plane will be fine. Now, the inspector that signed off on the tire servicing is fired, the pilot and copilot might be fired, and the service tech will probably also be fired. Of course losing a wheel on a runway creates all kind of problems because now you need a crew to go look for hardware before the runway can be used again. Loose nuts could very well destroy a different plane.

[@cryolitegem]

Hot take I do wish that any outdoor spot where you’re supposed to wait for something we’re made entirely out of something opaque, because with glass I can’t shake the feeling I’m being watched

[@Jsembuh.Klansemi]

6:50 a lot of the village bus stops here actually are made out of concrete lol

[@amodjunkie]

2:12 i dont see a sheep

[@llliiimmmeee]

It was copyright claimed and the clip was removed from the video.

[@ibby138]

Kwite has the kind of voice that makes me have epileptic seizures no matter what

[@mitziMeow2]

@2:51 I work at a gas station and this lady kind of did the same thing except she put the pump in started pumping amd came in sure for snacks and shit, and left to see Gas spilling and she had to pay like 60 buck and she was screaming at the manager about her mistake

[@Teixas666]

4:02 big bird will eat anything that fits in their throats and yes they are not above being cannibals

[@KLOAF_525]

7:34 when the widowmaker main think they have it, but in reality they get noticed then die

[@scottyb8392]

3:00 New Jersey ppl on a road trip pumping their own gas for the first time

[@lunarsoul1737]

3:35 this makes me terrified to live in a city now

[@MrMelonsz]

Yep. It’s pretty shit sometimes. I just hope they’re doing ok now and got everything fixed.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

7:17 once I jumped to make a shot while playing basketball with my brother. I almost hit my head and said "ow" in advance, even though my head didn't even hit it

[@Z_dzrx]

3:26 if you are in Argentina with your phone out in public, chances are someone steals it like that- 😭

[@Ooffoop]

In the full video for the seagull one it happened *DIRECTLY* in front of a sign about seagull attacks

[@Cynuzo]

Gramps got more moves than me God dayum

[@user-Jay178]

Love your content Kwite and yeah crazy things can happen

[@idkuhhhhhhhhh]

I thought the old guy was gonna get a swing to the back of the knee

[@vikrambal6247]

That tire wanted to join a car with a good driver.

[@_Cawing_Crow]

I honestly would love to watch Kwite relapse back into overwatch on a stream

[@WD_RatLad]

@Eye shut.

[@senorjecansu1093]

Not Overwatch being compared to hard drugs

[@the_doug_digital]

4:53 Bro realized he could use Nen 💀💀

[@teathesilkwing7616]

6:07 actually, this is exactly how they should work. The only reason they’d go in a curve is because they’re stuck to your feet, so remove the feet and they go in a line Edit: weird, the time doesn’t sync up to the part I was talking about anymore. I guess part of the video was cut out. New time is about 5:50

[@SimF1e]

But why’d they fly off

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@SimF1emaybe they’re slides or just loosely attached

[@totallynotnen]

Kwite has the kind of voice that makes me feel like I would wash that living hoodie with my own hands.

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

When you made that Over The Hedge reference, it was really cool.

[@cryingchild4209]

i used to watching it all the time

[@Lee-wf4kr]

0:50 My friend has that. She captured something very funny that I did on camera because she just "had the instinct to start recording"

[@magnifichades9710]

If it’s the incident I’m thinking of then yes you’re correct 😂

[@Lee-wf4kr]

@@magnifichades9710 "No more of that..." *terrified laughter* (the horrors of Exploding Kittens part pack)

[@magnifichades9710]

@@Lee-wf4kr That was so perfect- I just got the urge to start filming out of nowhere

[@Lee-wf4kr]

@@magnifichades9710 Yeah, that was so hilarious tbh

[@velxoo]

4:28 *"never let them know your next move"*

[@fudgepudge2067]

the cartoon characters really got me-

[@Roperational_YT]

“Grandpa! We told you, you need to slow down and get some rest!” *”F*ck no, you whippersnappers.”*

[@clariarielle8936]

throughout this entire video, i was laughing so hard that if cocaine was under my nose, id be higher than a airplane. my grandma came into my room and actually asked if there was a pig in here.

[@graymoon1376]

The video of the guy falling with the trash bag had the shoes edited in

[@teslainvestah5003]

"most people stop gambling before they hit it big" sad but true. someone should've told them they can sell more than just their family's home and everything in it. They've got a whole extra kidney.

[@2manys337]

The person filming the sheep probably knew that when a sheep starts backing up it means it's about to ram since they probably live in the area

[@aaartemisss]

Bro how did I just now realize kwite reuses a series of photos taken of himself however long ago for his thumbnails

[@kemaiclemons7835]

Grandpa's got skills

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

8:12 "You just watched a rubber wheel gain sentience." I've seen that movie. It's not very good.

[@maritoguionyo]

8:27 something like I saw happen in a home depot with wood

[@AaronJLong]

I've seen a fair few incidents like that forklift video in my years of warehouse work. No careers were ended, because sometimes pallets or equipment are just faulty, and all humans make mistakes which is why all drivers have to have car insurance and all doctors have to have malpractice insurance. It sucks when a load is dropped, but there's a reason safety videos drill it into you to never walk under an elevated load. I've seen stoves, fridges, bundles of TVs, and more fall. I've even see a pallet full of boxes of printer paper break apart and rain down its contents. We clean up everything as best we can and then it is sent to the damage area for me to inspect and process. One of my roles is being the damage area guy. And when you've got a few dozen people driving around and picking stuff up with fork/clamp trucks and a steady stream of newbies, there's always going to be some expensive stuff in the damage area for me to process, whether it got scraped or dented by the lift or there was a major stack failure.

[@King0fKyles]

7:54 I thought it was a bear on a bouncy ball at first

[@RWAsur]

omg I saw a car do that with its wheel in front of me, the funniest part was the old lady didn't realize something went wrong so instead of pulling on the clear shoulder, she drove another half mile to turn into her development. But... the wheel landed in a bush of flowers so even if she pulls in her driveway to discover a missing wheel, she won't have any clue it was in the HOA's bushes. Wish I had a dashboard cam that day

[@SoraBorg]

6:40 I imagine this is why the bus stops at my local college have blue tape on the windows in an x shape.

[@CENSORED708]

5:20 - firstly, I've now unlocked a new fear Secondly, HOW IS THE PLANE GONNA LAND?!

[@PigeonofTheFrogs]

it still has ONE of the wheels on that part of the landing gear!

[@brieoshiro]

The way Kwite's mouth is making the mask move is weird and like an alien mouth haha I'm kinda tired rn so that's prob why I'm so focus on it

[@grousewithakeyboard]

I don’t think that guy would be allowed in a Casino

[@iamscared69]

Can't wait for 92 year long head-cam videos

[@Akechiscat]

kwite has his camera on 24/7

[@Ebrads420]

3:07 tbh, I never had that problem, the nuzzle would shut itself off when I pump gas for my family, perhaps it's because I live in Colorado and not where those girls were at lmao

[@Ebrads420]

5:00 dude, he should also appreciate how clean that was, I am impressed how he didn't leave any cracks 👌

[@Ebrads420]

5:44

[@Ebrads420]

6:56 they will be covered in loads of colors wether it be spray paint or outdoor paint (thier cans are similar to the indoor housing paint), *then* nobody will miss them

[@Ebrads420]

8:30 this is why you have to always make sure if your pallets are not missing or aren't loose anywhere, otherwise you get to clean up that kind of mess...

[@Ebrads420]

8:38 literally me in my very first winter

[@Kyuushi94]

This man is a legend on his own merit, but also on being one of only two people I’ve ever known outside of my own family that has seen ‘Over The Hedge’! 😂

[@XxKingCraZyxX]

6:35 love to see northern Germany in these. Greetings from Germany lmao

[@memory-lane24]

From the experience i have between the discord and the streams, i believe all kwite watchers are dying from crack and will soon populate the earth with rabid people. In this essay, i will...

[@Pixalborgsbabygirl]

No no, please go on chiaki pfp.

[@Aubsy]

@@Pixalborgsbabygirl ikr-

[@MezzyB0NB0N]

Watching while talking a spookie dookie!😊

[@_mango_]

AYO?!!!

[@Quinnie0821]

The whole time I was just losing it at the cartoon noises.

[@fries4me10]

He says "hi again guys" like a child who threw up and is now going to tell their parents

[@giraffe968]

Bros discombobulated

[@aceofclubs.]

“POPI POPI POP POPIPO POPI POPIPOPPOPIPOP”-Hatsune Miku

[@OZefiroMusica]

That lady slamming against the glass reminded me of the time I was sitting on a food kiosk with a female friend of mine and a dude passed by with his eyes glued on her, then proceeded to hit a stop sign with the side of his head and apologize to the stop sign.

[@lylam.480]

My cat legitimately scooted closer to my phone when I was watching this, it looked like she was watching as well lmao

[@Matpit18]

I don’t even think the angle that the shoes went was the most eye catching thing about that video. I’m more concerned with how he lost both shoes at the same time in the same fashion.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I need context for the gas station one. Do they not know how much gas their car can hold? Did the gas pump not stop? Were they trying to “top up” and didn’t grasp the consequences of their actions? Did they have a brain fart?

[@clover_wabbit3055]

im way to soon, i dont want to be here anymore

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

2:15 - 2:16 when the schizophrenia kicks in

[@WTFisTingispingis]

That seagull was such a Chad.

[@Nani-yd1hq]

Does kwite not know you can buy exit signs? They have them at Sam's, Costco and any other big store like that. You can also buy those open and closed signs that light up. You don't even half to have a store or anything

[@liddycantplay]

Kwite the type of dude to make a banger joke on the spot, in the middle of a serious talk.

[@timetraveller1233]

You actually forgot the "if you decide you hate me later". Just in case this is lore

[@yourprofilesnightmare]

but like.. I wanna stop filming...😭

[@calxcalibur]

Do not.

[@Shugarcone]

2:18 WHAT HAPPENED IM SO CONFUSED, I wanna see the sheep “why I otta.”

[@llliiimmmeee]

It was copyright claimed and the clip was removed from the video.

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

Kwite, you're ignoring that zoomers are literally ALWAYS FILMING in case something funny happens. It's actually a disease

[@KocoMocha]

I love watching the reflection of Kwite's monitor in his glasses, because I just imagine they're his eyes

[@vixidiy]

My crackhead brain plays this shit on loop

[@SonicTheAutismCreature]

I watched this video while getting stitches and it kept me calm, thank you. :D

[@RhinoRapscallion]

3:00 do not, under any circumstances, get back in your car while pumping gas

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Hey Kwite, I hope you're having a good day! Thank you for another hilarious video Mr. Floating Hoodie.