God awful tik toks

today i watched god awful tiktoks, from my tiktok fyp. they're just awful tik toks. the app i spend every waking hour watching just god awful tik toks.
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[@GreenCactus76381]

tiktok is 60% traumatizing material and 40% normal material

[@oo-vivian]

@yes this dude is also a bot btw

[@DToTheB]

@You must know here is the full clip : Explaining why you should lick my balls, Kyle kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@stormpetrel5645]

Normal?

[@professorgreenbeans8275]

This entire reply is just “a group of wild a bots is approaching”

[@ukrainiansturgeon8561]

@You must know here is the clip of me not giving a fuck

[@namelesscatz]

i dont know how this man has a great sense of humor and sane mentality having to see those type of things

[@namelesscatz]

@You must know this man aint gonna grow out his channel out of dramas + he looks like a drug addict that just stopped doing drugs for like 3 days

[@U.R.coolkid]

"Sane"?

[@stormpetrel5645]

@@U.R.coolkid I was gonna ask about that too lol

[@capybara5879]

oh so more then 10 people know of nameless cat lets goo its not only me

[@fraquero3192]

hey you are that cat from that game on the playstore

[@g_hostly]

ah yes the first thing i hear is kwite making a joke about being an alcoholic. wonderful, good to know this is going to be a good video

[@terencecobain]

Kwite Lore

[@literalcorpse2037]

@yes what scares me if that i cant tell if this is genuine or they made the bots make fun of themselves to trick you 😭

[@jadedjade64]

@@literalcorpse2037 i’ve seen that exact comment on multiple videos from different channels word for word so i think they actually made the bots to make fun of themselves lmao

[@jomama4237]

@@literalcorpse2037 it’s a bot

[@cjgaming3605]

Ong ong

[@NoahGooder]

I love how the most put together person so far in these tiktoks is the furry going skiiing

[@astarupinspace]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ no one asked

[@irishuisman1450]

@hellish don't respond, it'll just give the bot more incentive to do it again

[@Infinijam]

I’d argue it’s the NPC

[@hengedraws]

@@astarupinspace they have a swastika in their name they aren't worth responding to

[@synbioshoshone745]

@@astarupinspace oh naw that users username 😟

[@Bleach_owo]

2:25 That furry is so smart. It gets so hot being in those fur suits. In below 0 areas, its like perfect weather for them

[@stupidrobotproductions627]

Just what I was gonna say

[@0therW1z]

How do u know 🤨

[@falcoperegrinus3712]

@@0therW1z physics

[@aceofspades5109]

True but then you'd risk getting water damage

[@Grey-jk2gc]

@@aceofspades5109 Man, I'm not even a furry but I know that they cost like $4,000-10,000 for a GOOD one. If you have one, hope it wasn't that much, they're expensive as shit.

[@c0ttonberries]

2:30 fun fact! There's a professional snow ski-er who made a custom 3D printed ski helmet with a muzzle, which he completely retrofitted to make into a fursuit head that doubled as an actual safe-to-use helmet! I wish I could remember his name, he's really cool!

[@boo9192]

editing this before the debate of racism being good or bad somehow starts.....even more..... 💀

[@Swann-Proposal]

How many bots are here

[@ijustwantedtocomment8319]

@@Swann-Proposal Three apparently

[@justananimator1752]

Yea I also looked a person today, I think I can kinda become god now and my depersion is cured

[@ryan-mb5kq]

@You must know fainaly no more potato wedges

[@_Stuki_]

/s /t

[@rivertoepler8526]

2:03 fun fact: only the small sizes of water are free. The large ones they got are $0.30 Sincerely, -A McDonald’s employee

[@dylanchurch63]

Former employee of McDonald's here, where are you that you charge .30 for a large water? The one I worked at never charged for any size water

[@rivertoepler8526]

@@dylanchurch63 mines in MI

[@josephrogers3666]

@@rivertoepler8526is this some sorta of American reference than I have to European to understand

[@weasel7491]

Mine charge price of soft drink for medium and large 0'0

[@CompanyLethalizer]

@@josephrogers3666 minnesota

[@stompingliger]

It must be kinda freeing that Kwite can just take off his mask, sunglasses and hoodie to walk among the peasents in Twitch con without being recognized.

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

How can he take off the hoodie? He IS the hoodie

[@rael2840]

@@artandstuffproductions3640 he is the hoodie the mask and the glasses. If someone wears them they get possessed by Kwite.

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@rael2840 nah it's more like Venom, like, they can physically struggle against each other

[@SpaceAddress]

This did not age well

[@stompingliger]

@@SpaceAddress Yeah. Big sadge.

[@pillowvibes]

Love knowing that grasping ur cat’s noggin in ur palm is a universal display of cat owner affection

[@steamyvegetables1445]

That and randomly picking them up, face to face, and giving them a forehead kiss and say, "l love you." Another one is having a fake argument with them when they are aggressively meowing.

[@esmaraldabangsimony9484]

10:28 the way they’re just repeating ‘fuck you’re sitting comfortably/relaxed’ is very funny

[@fru1tc4kez]

I wasn't looking at my screen and my danish ass thought an ad was rolling

[@Mossssssssssssssssss]

Ah hello fellow danes

[@AceNotAnAttorney]

Hii fellow Danes 💕🇩🇰

[@fru1tc4kez]

@@Mossssssssssssssssss danish kwite fans real

[@astonlund6448]

same @@fru1tc4kez

[@catpoke9557]

Imagine if the security cameras were broken and your boss noticed some missing merchandise, and you have to explain that a bear did it

[@KamenriderCrusher]

Honestly it would be easier to lie and say a person stole it

[@Robiness]

I feel like that's how that video happened in the first place lmao the person behind the counter was just like "well shit boss is never gonna believe this **starts recording** "

[@sophyliang6347]

Sounds like a post from r/talesfromretails

[@ZombieSazza]

“Insulated better than a European home” [freezes in Scottish] He ain’t wrong, our insulation is very questionable and I’m in the Gaelic Highlands, we deal with the cold a lot. Know what we don’t have tho for when it gets hot? Aircon, but it’s only really hot like 2 days of the year

[@somerandomcube]

i was very confused what you meant by aircon and it took me a minute to realize that your probably meant air-conditioning

[@NekoMiku1234]

Live in washington USA. No air con but heating but still summers are getting really hot here.

[@somerandomcube]

@@NekoMiku1234 ayyyyy also from washington

[@aelfedene]

@Sine Nomine i think they immigrated it would be strange to lie abt something like that

[@ayyce8634]

ah, the pre-twitchcon hope we all wish we had back....

[@tykenzajuuzoo681]

😭

[@raridino600]

Huh? What happened?

[@DToTheB]

@@raridino600 the foam block "pit" was just a thousand foam blocks on the floor and someone broke their back jumping into it

[@starspices]

@RARI dino twitchcon was a shitshow, twitch got venues that were way too small, they went out of their way to disrespect creators’ pronouns, they forced faceless creators to forego their masks n stuff, fans were incredibly disrespectful to creators and violated their privacy and boundaries, disabled people were shoved into the walls because abled people wanted to take advantage of the shorter disability line, and to top it all off, several people suffered injuries in an improperly made foam pit (including a streamer who BROKE HER BACK.)

[@Yuhyurfrd]

god it literally could not have gone worse

[@RosieSkys]

Ah yes we know Kwite is gay, he has read Percy Jackson

[@RosieSkys]

I have reported the bot for misinformation

[@uvamus9264]

every single person who’s read it i swear

[@waffler-yz3gw]

i read the percy jackson series multiple times i think it bugged the simulation and i became bi instead of gay

[@catsplat1272]

@@waffler-yz3gw same

[@johncruelty20]

@@waffler-yz3gw same fr

[@thilsiktonix]

2:33 being a fursuit owner myself (I'm not rich, I made it on my own and it's not perfect but I like it :)) to further explain the actual reason, snowboarding involves a lot of exposure to cold weather, and normal fullsuits are not only potentially very heavy, but also very well-insulated. They are generally constructed out of foam with faux fur attached on top, with a balaclava beneath the head. Thighs and other parts of the bodysuit are sometimes padded with more (thicker) pieces of foam, thus making the fursuit not only heavier, but more prone to overheating. The reason the guy was wearing goggles still is likely because the eyes are made out of buckram, which has holes in it. Obviously, frigid, high-speed wind hitting you in the eyes is not a very pleasant experience, neither is staring at very bright snow on your way down (buckram doesn't do much for eye protection, the gaps are too big). In other words, fursuits are too hot, heavy, and thick to do much walking, let alone actual _exercise_ in them. Snowboarding is probably the ONLY sport that you can do while fursuiting. There are a lot of other furries who do a lot of other sports, you just don't recognize them because they know what they're doing, and they know five pounds of fabric and foam will make it hard to breathe, hard to move, and will potentially damage the fursuit.

[@masterplasma5644]

this is the most detail text about furry i have ever seen, i respect it

[@caintrips]

1:06 "put yourself in an alligator's shoes--" would those be.... crocs?

[@Miriel420]

he’s living on TikTok

[@yeetermcpeeterson]

@Audrey Jones bot

[@CRL1179]

@Audrey Jones wtf

[@Prince_Mammon]

*in

[@Skootisnthere]

Someone free him

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

How much rent?

[@KamenriderCrusher]

2:35 yeah it's the only sport they could do without burning alive like springtrap on night 5

[@stupidrobotproductions627]

The furry was really smart by using their fursuit in a skiing area. It gets really cold out there, and a fursuit gets warm and is pretty much the same as 3 jackets being on you in a below zero area.

[@sketchesforyou8020]

That's a very good point about the fursuit winter sports thing.

[@sketchesforyou8020]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ Ok, didn't ask lmao.

[@internetidiot4206]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ all people are made equal You are one of the exceptions. You suck.

[@King0fKyles]

If your gonna cover all the god awful TikToks we’re gonna be here for a while

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

"I just need to grab its face and shake and squeeze" Yes, it's called cute-aggression. Humans tend to get mildly aggressive bc our brains don't know how to handle the cuteness (or, well, the intense emotions caused by it), so it switches to "destroy" to get rid of the "problem". It's the same defense mechanism that makes us laugh at some horrific stuff instead of actually thinking about it bc it would lead to a Bad Time™ Edit, bc I still get people coming for me for this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression

[@alexgeerts6404]

Weird side thing but I wonder if that’s were the prevalence of people that like dark humor came from with the internet showing us horrible things daily

[@jamessunderlandirl]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ yuck

[@TemporalWarrior]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ damn that's what a maiden-less person says

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ no bitches?

[@superstarr_26]

🤓

[@lolno5675]

thank you kwite once again for reminding me i am extreemly lonley and your videos are the only sence of happeness i have

[@Zedzilliot]

Aint that a mood

[@amborastalis]

hope you feel a bit better soon, sugar. i offer a virtual hug🫂

[@joeyasmund8032]

someone might've said this already but that last tiktok is danish and the guy behind the camera is going "fuck you seem relaxed, fuck you're so relaxed, you're so relaxed when you're laying like that" over and over

[@grotesqueWarmth]

I love this totally not human floating hoodie!!

[@popsikern5848]

@don't be surprised damn, bots have really begun making fun of themselves to make you click on their link. Kinda clever tbh, would have clicked if I didn't know better.

[@ChangeNameEdits]

@@popsikern5848 probably different bots and they’re competing for views on their shitty videos

[@ssilky.]

kwite talks about walking and steps a lot for someone who _is a floating hoodie_

[@ProjectPsycho112]

Ngl fursuits for skiing is genius because those things are warm as hell. It would just be a whole body jacket. And no one has to see your face while skiing. 10/10 would recommend.

[@Dovey12]

At 3:19 the video lagged and stopped playing for me so for like a solid 30 seconds I thought we was just making extreme eye contact

[@thelemonsheep7257]

Rip the many braincells lost by kwite whatching tiktoks

[@ukrainiansturgeon8561]

This reply section gave me depression

[@donel532]

none since he lost all of them in his previous videos

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

Average Kwite god awful TikToks enjoyer: chad Average Koofy cringe Roblox stories enjoyer: chad

[@zboy1152]

3:09 The blood in this mans eyes makes him look demented

[@Monitor__]

6:57 i haven't heard that sound efect in like 10 years

[@DrizzyB]

It makes me want to rip my eyes, ears, and toes off

[@NaveeSeal]

It reminds me of that kid that would say the most unfunny random shit and think they're a comedian.

[@Jessie_V486]

for me 10 years wouldnt be enough

[@csengelajos]

i legit left tiktok one and a half weeks ago, like full on deleted my account, the app, everything and honestly. i did not realise before how addicted i had been. sometimes i was just straight up thinking about it. like the app itself. and i found myself just sitting around doing nothing A LOT at times when my brain simply couldn't handle anything else i usually do(eg things I'd need to concentrate on, hobbies like translating or studying)/at times i would have usually browsed videos to relax. but now it's so much better than it had been before, like everything just feels so much. better, i guess. a liberation, honestly

[@darkprincette]

6:20 the fact that they're counting down makes it so much funnier lmaoo (you can hear a distinct "...dos, tres!" right before they pull the desks apart)

[@crownclowncreations]

I cannot properly describe how weird it was to suddenly hear Danish in a Kwite video. I literally had to rewatch that last clip to even get what they were saying, cause my head had to adjust first. The dude is basically just repeating himself saying "Fuck du slapper meget af!" which means "Fuck you are so relaxed right now!"

[@deadcomet]

right, it's so weird suddenly hearing your language in a video you thought was gonna be English, i had to rewind it too to understand-

[@SimF1e]

@@deadcomet i was like "oh what language is that" and then suddenly realized i speak that language

[@Matthy63]

I had the same reaction at the toe-slapping one, rewinded it until I heard French

[@albelo_1306]

Kwite is literally living on TikTok

[@citrus.cinnamon]

"If something good happened to you it shouldve happened to me instead" I feel ya buddy

[@Terracylle]

let's be honest, this describes all of tiktok

[@Terracylle]

@[卐]Lakehuntist ⸜⁄ ok maybe im not that good but you are definitely *_not_* the best

[@internetidiot4206]

@@Terracylle whatever content that sunlight-deprived moron makes, it likely sucks and you probably make better content than them

[@JaloDB]

No it doesn't 💀

[@Terracylle]

@@JaloDB says you

[@JaloDB]

@@Terracylle yes, because I've actually tried it out and have got the recommendations under control

[@harvey_moore64]

I flip up my monitor a few times. Golden freddy: 7:27

[@Stalex420]

if anyone was wondering at 10:35 the sound is saying "Fck ur lying relaxed"

[@Galactic_Orca]

The thumbnail has promised to deliver, and I'm not sure if I want the video to actually come through

[@Bassgangvt]

4:52 my dad has a treadmill underneath his standing desk, because he works from home most days

[@LightCrib2]

0:56 This guy reminds me of the kid from Barnyard

[@thisnameisfalse9477]

2:52 why my man look baked. Man really smoked the hottest joint before duetting this

[@MidnightMuffin]

1:06 Missed opportunity to say croc crocs.

[@juango500]

7:18 ah, good ol' post-modernism narcissism

[@WyspWyrm]

2:30 I think its actually because fursuits are just hot as hell inside lol

[@Spiderfisch]

6:04 how the mighty have fallen From fighting the germans at monte cassino to shoplifting

[@chbauxiliary-cc]

10:48 PERCEUS JACKSON IS NOW VALID FOLKS, I REPEAT, PERCY JACKSON IS NOW VALID

[@chadthunder8188]

Pjo fans are winning

[@praisethecamels]

Because of those allegations, now I can't watch one of his video without going thru the comments sorting by new

[@mightyowl3875]

same :(

[@morty4539]

fr same

[@Angerr_bby]

Same

[@praisethecamels]

@Shapeshifters 23 yea i've seen it, glad it was all a lie but I feel bad for him that he had to reveal all his insecurities just to debunk a n untrue statement

[@theDENIMMAN]

@@praisethecamels honestly I still go through to see the newest cause of the allegations and I dont know why...he beat them and he did so by revealing so much I felt vicarious pain for him Yet here I am...and I dont know why

[@jebipop]

5:42 i'm this way with my dog. every time i see her i HAVE to stop for a few seconds to give her a smooch on the noggin before i can go back to what i was doing

[@buettarrr]

0:20 hit hard

[@adityaatluri]

I love being part of the 20% that is subscribed to Kwite with notifications on.

[@webbyflippydippy]

so glad that kwite doesn't have legs for twitch con to break, i dont know what i'd do if my favourite gay hoodie got paralyzed by a pit of foam bricks, that'd just be awful, terrible even

[@Starlight61]

"If something good happened to you, it should have happened to me instead" -kwite

[@ijustsentanairstriketoyourhome]

Just got home and this came out 7 minutes ago! Most amazing thing honestly.

[@JonathanWickonson]

8:25 I’ve been able to walk within 3 feet of a woman, but I start hyperventilating every time I do so I’m not sure if counts.

[@TheAtomicDoggo]

great video as always kwite :D

[@Goofy_therian]

0:01 I’m a Piano player. I feel attacked and violated seeing all the keys break off

[@lastpringle8904]

For a second it sounded like that old Gamefreak intro on the GameBoy Advance Pokémon games

[@Blueskies2513]

It did sound pretty good though, better than when I try to slide down the keyboard

[@shortstackanimations]

that hurt to watch man i am a piano player

[@ChrissieBear]

2:40 Or maybe it's because trying other sports in fursuits is going to kill you with heatstroke and sweat. xD

[@SomeLongNameCMS1108]

8:41 is basically Where The Red Fern Grows in a nutshell (By the way you should watch the movie)

[@nyoombaroomba]

5:54 for a second I thought this would turn into Giorno's theme

[@elmapacheco3371]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MEME 😭

[@TranxformStudios]

4:06 : Probably like 5 life sentences.

[@malorika]

5:52 I can't believe they made Open Season real

[@Navoii.]

Finally someone who also appreciates Percy Jackson. I'm on Apollo's trials rn but the previous ones were better.

[@thesoutherncourier169]

5:34 me when I have a barn cat but only mention her once every full moon as a sacrifice to schörjborn the chaos god

[@TurkeyBoy2010]

Same

[@NickKalitin]

RIGHT AFTER 5:59 AN AD FOR COCAINE BEAR PLAYED

[@kumaka6057]

i like how the reflection of camera on the monitor in the sunglasses reflections make it look like kwite is staring into my soul

[@FragmentOffline]

2:25 I friggin KNEW you were gonna show that snowboarding but from Sonic Adventure when you were talking about furries doing extreme sports.

[@hypocriticellie]

9:44 non-black-cat owners losing rn

[@timeblade]

0:47 I need bleach (and a therapist) after reading that 😨

[@sillyyylemon]

it took me a solid 20 seconds to realize you mean the chemical and not the comic

[@timeblade]

@@sillyyylemon. . .

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

8:19 .... Z- Zenitsu????

[@Blueskies2513]

Lol yeah

[@alexismyers6053]

9:44 I honestly noticed kitty and then focused on nothing but the adorable, fuzzy void, waiting for the punchline lol

[@momspagetti]

I'm so glad I found your channel it gives me something to look forward to after school :D

[@offbrandbread847]

this is ur best one yet kwite i made a light smile which is a new record

[@LionGaming-pk9yt]

3:02 that smile XD

[@pandalion342]

I hate the bayblade comment in 8:02 because my cousin was really into bayblades like two weeks ago (he's like 10) and I went and read all the rules for bayblade tournaments and the door would have to have been official bayblade base and add to it the like 4 other parts needed. anyways wow am I happy the only bayblades I had were from boys who thought I was cute and from that one time a kid two grades above me bet his in a marbles battle against me, reigning marble champion of 2010 in the sand pit behind the playground equipment in the school yard. this wouldve been exhausting.

[@R0DBS2]

2:57 This... Is acceptable

[@unity3169]

I love looking into ur monitor camera for eyes in ur reflective glasses

[@camzilla603boy12]

I'm glad to see you are a Percy Jackson enjoyer

[@IT_2090]

1:55 why is this a trend?

[@faded.sk1es196]

4:37 As someone who does muay thai I can confirm we do love shin splints

[@Sierracat7807]

edit: found the video, the bright blue suddenly shifting to dark is likely from an electrical arc- happened in nyc once and there’s a news clip on youtube about it :) there’s some kind of explanation for the blue sky turning suddenly grey/dark, i can’t remember it off the top of my head but i saw someone explain it in a video!

[@idobadjokes2830]

Tbh, someone could wear a green hoodie, a mask and glasses just to impersonate kwite and a lot of people could be fooled

[@jaadn6197]

but could they be the same funny man?

[@Steve_Finger]

Brooo that’s me 1:25 you made me laugh so hard bro

[@NotTsurugi]

I think the thing I'm most surprised about in this video is that Kwite even knows who Hermaeous Mora is. Did not expect an Elder Scrolls reference to be in his videos like ever.

[@hisshami]

kwite- I want to thank you for crawling through infinite internet dumpsters to bring is such quality content

[@sean6993]

2:37 I'm 15 & ski in the French alps most years, never knew that it was a rich man's sport.

[@Spiderfisch]

Its definetly more expensive than other sports First you gotta go to the mountains which depending in were you live can be more or less expensive Then you gotta buy or rent the equipment And for each time you have to pay for the lift

[@LowIntSpecimen]

Damn, Kwite is at twitchcon? Hope he avoids that foam pit.

[@lillyishere9088]

"you can always undo it later" asks me to ring the bell in a separate video and restarts the cycle.

[@enzo1673]

5:15 santiago!!!

[@sheusedtosleep]

The thumbnail: I’m not like other girls, I like racist people.

[@YUKILOID39]

I actually deleted the tik tok app because i used to just scroll for hours and hours all night, even though i was enjoying maybe 1 percent of the content i was seeing. now i'm having the same problem with youtube shorts, cause it's just there on my youtube app, i open it, and oops 5 hours have passed and youtube shorts has EVEN LESS good content than tik tok, it sucks

[@sirfrancis8732]

Gotta say, the original video that the first clip's audio comes from makes it so much better since patrick's screaming actually fits with the sea star being absolutely launched into the ocean

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Ayo percy jackson rules! I gotta continue trials of Apollo some time.

[@katesieie]

SAME BRO IDK WHY I NEVER FINISHED THOSE BOOKS

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@katesieie YEAH, I LOVED the first two but I weirdly couldn't bring myself to read the 3rd one past chaper 1

[@Ralsiefan]

9:25 man sound like a ty-fighter

[@DawnTheFox_]

when Kwite brought up the ticket machines I remember me some friends accidentally broke the machine or something because we had so many goddamn tickets

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist]

YEAH, A BEAR CAN STEAL ANYTHING THEY WANT AND NO ONE CARES, BUT WHEN I DO IT I GET TACKLED BY POLICE OFFICERS DAMN UNFAIR

[@dizzy-mandrakewhite1747]

Always gotta give the napping cat a good old head squeeze of affection

[@mhmpotatoes5373]

6:33 you are wrong you are severely underestimating the stupidity of highschoolers to do something goofy