Videos I won't give Context for

today i looked at videos i won't give context for. These are humans out of context, and humans with no context.
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edited by nuka: / @nukafight
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[@Starrykatz]

At this point, Kwite is like some SCP that gets to post every once in a while, always coming on random weekends

[@coreythepeanut]

I think that’s a divorced parent

[@RottingDarling]

that’s my dad

[@even8653]

lmfaooooo

[@SCPDamian]

Kwite looks like he'd work at the SCP foundation and never tell anyone as he uses KZbin as a cover up for his actual job at the foundation.

[@rayatmidnight]

And now the scp is gone. Fuck orion.

[@a_person-ig]

kwite opening his video with a man with a cd between the cheeks is the kwitteyiest kwite-like thing

[@citrineshark9240]

true

[@lolidontknowagoodname9572]

Kwite is the kwitest kwite

[@a_person-ig]

Nobody's kwite'er

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

Kwussy

[@mightymeatymech]

"as an adult breaking shit, you just have to deal with it" LMAO this was me last week when I crashed my car (didn't hit anyone else, I'm fine), had a panic attack, at then just backed it up and drove home while still screaming. The ability to function while your brain isn't functioning goes BRAZY

[@lilysimons4506]

0:27 currently I'm trying to print a fanfiction so I can read it instead of a book during school, I'm hoping to bookbind it and make it look like a nice respectable piece of media to consume

[@maimtubeTV]

you're so brave

[@himbo2335]

When you’re done put it in one of the bookshelves for someone else to find

[@chibitabi9430]

Imma need a picture of that lmao

[@eldritchabomination0]

Tell the author. You'd both make their day and mortify them.

[@vonniethemonster]

I am sitting in my living room watching this video in an office chair that's missing an arm among my siblings who are all secretly plotting on each other's demise via cannibalism while we await our saviour in the form of breakfast. Thanks for asking, my dude! ^^

[@biggestastiest]

as someone who's 3 out of 4, that's a normal sibling exchange

[@Xx_Zwieback]

I'm shitting

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

@don't be surprised no you didn't

[@DragonFIames]

I was walking to my computer after helping make dinner with my headphones on

[@Person-O_o]

i too am in a one armed office chair

[@cooler-ian]

8:50 Kwite: "I haven't done that on purpose since I was atleast 22" Kwite being 22:

[@Nobody-707]

HES 22????

[@532isthebestnumber]

I THOUGHT HE WAS 53??????

[@EllaUmbrella111]

i thought he was -2 😔

[@deserehamer8869]

I thought he was a hoodie 0_0

[@GraceTaggart-ly1ke]

I thought he was a toddler

[@CosmiTwink]

“Sucks to suck artists imagine having your job replaced with automation” Me who’s actively drawing: **dies**

[@you_need_god]

"AI will never make art or write stories" "Artist watching as it literally excell at the task " [Surprised Pikachu face]

[@CosmiTwink]

@@you_need_god Dude have you seen any art/ writing completely made off AI be good?

[@you_need_god]

@@CosmiTwink For art and voice modulation yeah, not all of it I like but sometimes I can appreciate its distinct style. The voice and video seems to be farther behind because it needs countless hours to replicate someone's voice and face in a convincing manner. Chat gpt 3.5 creative writing is legible but stil janky mess though. All of this has come from a fan art/fic enjoyer as well so it sucks to see. I am excited to see what this will do for the gaming/modding community though.

[@you_need_god]

@@CosmiTwink also "excels" was more referring to how much quicker its all getting refind than we originally thought

[@Qwertyuiop1095_]

Same

[@sodakuwun0707]

Kwite, I can assure you that being "normal" or "boring" is NOT a problem that you have

[@YourGamingFix-xh8bx]

Fellas what's normal about being normal?

[@Totallynotredtail]

⁠@@YourGamingFix-xh8bx and I’d rather be normal, yes, so normal, I suggest that we keep this informal. ‘Cause a normal human being wouldn’t need; to pretend to be normal, to be normal. Well, I guess that’s the least that I owe ya, to be normal in a way I couldn’t be, YEAAHHH- (I am indeed your average will wood fan, meaning I’m utterly insane/hj)

[@ryleighmiller900]

@@Totallynotredtail come on, come on, and love me normally!

[@L4w1]

homerstuck fan can confirm the boring levels in kwite

[@L4w1]

@@YourGamingFix-xh8bx nromal

[@hi_lila3921]

Kwite, every day I wake up in fear that when I see the news, I'll find your face on a wanted poster because you finally lost it.

[@quempire2656]

Oh the misery…

[@itzzsfx]

Oh god

[@Sinned-]

​@@quempire2656 no

[@quempire2656]

@@Sinned- i didnt know

[@Power-kn6fk]

This comment is so incredibly meta. I like to imagine the allegations as a bit that he made based off of this comment alone.

[@spectscrawlz_]

0:28 i was (and still am to type this) looking at the top definitions for Kwite on the Urban Dictionary actually! Here are all the results in order of appearance: "A virgin" (made by user 'Kwites A Virgin') "A gorgeous floating hoodie man who we should all aspire to be" "A male who is gay" "An absolute unit that FUCKS" (caps were on the original text) "A floating torso with an annoyingly nice voice and psychic abilities" And last but not least "A furry. Just like me"

[@noellele2993]

Lmao

[@idk_letha1]

This man can literally make anything funny, context or not Edit: I really just said the most boring, lame thing and got 1.2k likes

[@fwall527]

facts brother

[@Totalinternalreflection]

To be fair his jokes were really lame in this one

[@usonicewhyugodokill8742]

Yes

[@boghund]

@@Totalinternalreflection the his jokes

[@xploitcat]

​@@Totalinternalreflection yeahh, as much as I love Kwite, I have to agree.

[@Bread-able]

Kwite just made a “pee is stored in the balls” joke but I’m scared because I can’t tell if it was meant to be a joke

[@Account_ded]

Kwite is literally so funny I can feel the context coming inside of me

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

😩

[@ivebenwatching]

Aaayyooo???!!! 🤨📸📸📸

[@quempire2656]

Ordlin could to

[@MartiniiYeah]

​@@quempire2656Don't you feel smart now.

[@quempire2656]

@@MartiniiYeah it’s been 4 months dawg

[@jilliancrawford7577]

Kwite really called 10:24 normal human behavior while I'm sitting here getting Tusk flashbacks.

[@demascus3vods]

Regarding the elevator gap, I managed to almost lose my debit card in a narrow gap in a counter at the store once. I was just tapping it on the surface of the counter top when it slipped and fell into this 1-2mm gap. They managed to use another card to push it out but I definitely had a solid heart attack for a minute

[@quempire2656]

Damn they helped you tragic

[@br0ken_crayon148]

kwite is practicallly the only person saving humanity from insanity at this point, even though he is going insane himself edit: this was made before the chaos broke out, i am not siding with anyone until we have solid proof. make sure to drink water, eat food, and take breaks from the internet if things get bad

[@mightymeatymech]

Me, in the middle of the hellscape that this earth is about to become in the next 20 years when the ice caps melt or whatever: lemme just rewatch some kwite vids tbh /genuine

[@citrineshark9240]

pretty much

[@Totalinternalreflection]

Are all your relationships para social or just this one?

[@diray3474]

A brave sacrifice by an even braver hoodie.

[@JohnnysBrainfart4372]

*I used the insanity to destroy the insanity*

[@avid_weezer_enjoyer4754]

Kwite vids is the reason I'm awake at 1 am in the morning, honestly he's funny AF.

[@quempire2656]

…..

[@eduarddvorecky3731]

5:50 Sometimes i set my welding machine to 200 Amps so i can cut stuff with it, and sometimes i max the wire feed speed so i can shoot molten metal

[@ciphergacha9100]

You are a walking safety hazard

[@eduarddvorecky3731]

@@ciphergacha9100 I only caused 3 fires so far, 2 of them wasn't my fault, and there was no way to go around 3rd, only prepare for it

[@FunnyAndCleverHandle]

i like how he scratches his head with a single finger

[@littleeggandapatty985]

6:05 LITTLE BIG PLANET INTRO

[@GdPhantomPrism]

Yes

[@elii4h]

THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@Boon_LightBurn]

12:15 dude it threw the chairs, if they where getting their legs washed they probably wouldn’t care but they straight up received ikeas wrath

[@wulf1046]

2:15 a similar situation happened to me years ago in a macy's where the tip of my cane fell off in the crack of the elevator

[@elliswebster7041]

My tip fell off

[@lemonboy9208]

12:36 they are screaming because a baby was carried away by the flood you can see it and hear it

[@lunatunes5094]

Kwite being 22 doesn't sit right with me, wdym a hoodie is that old and in such good condition

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

He got it from his boyfriend

[@thymebutter2556]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 lmaoo

[@quempire2656]

22ISNT OLD

[@ciphergacha9100]

@@quempire2656for a hoodie it is

[@rrbenjy8431]

6:46 I think Kwite skipped a few anatomy lessons 💀

[@jokc8]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@ClowncoreisCool]

"Piss is stored in the balls" is a meme :v

[@SebastianD334]

3:03, that ain’t no mod, that’s just in australia

[@mizixy9624]

3:36 Well Kwite, I didn’t know it was possible to snort laugh your own snot and get that burning feeling like when pool water goes up your nose, but now I do. So thanks for that.

[@Maggotseatflesh]

2:27 my friend dropped they’re phone down the elevator shaft

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

Their

[@astoriaoregon9141]

honestly I agree with 10:35, I’m so terrified of being basic but deep down I know I am

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

7:06 Bro for a moment I forgor this was on KZbin not a hub

[@HYDRAdoesJS]

I love how kwite goes in-depth to the most random-ass shit. Funny af.

[@Matpit18]

Funny that Kwite drew Peter Griffin next to the word “Glue” on that white board back there because that’s exactly how my brain felt throughout this entire video

[@SackOfRats]

One time I dropped a curious george book down the library's elevator crack. The guilt plagued me for years until we stopped going to that library lmao

[@GeckoTech_Engineer]

Sorry for you loss

[@unnaturalredhead1559]

9:09 ah yes, how terribly addictive Wiimotes are

[@sydmakesvids]

I’m being the definition of a degenerate by working out while watching Kwite

[@jusleepy]

hello kwite, thank you for this entertainment

[@Koooschny_sk]

W

[@sheppser4710]

eatin a burger with no honey mustard

[@yomamastoes]

Beating a urger with no money hustard

[@tracemarto1288]

Eating a puhc with no sweat on it

[@Luca_my_Balsa]

eatin a burger with no honey mustard

[@sxlver.soul4623]

eatin a burger with no honey mustard

[@raaza4]

eatin a burger with no honey mustard

[@ChrissieBear]

11:09 If you drink multiple coffees every day then it's quite easy to get clear piss.

[@nou8830]

Or just like, stay hydrated

[@ChrissieBear]

The British have great dental care. Their dental hygene is some of the best in Europe. The stereotype is that they have crooked teeth, not bad teeth! Get your stereotypes right you dang kids!

[@sunny-we1do]

0:34 im eating my final presentation paper

[@alliekat1431]

Aren’t we all?

[@theonionqueen3519]

11:50 I’m not convinced that fart was real, Kwite.

[@SkullpunkArt]

0:30 Eating popcorn and contemplating coming out to my parents

[@thurm64]

sending you some online love 💖

[@user-Jay178]

Love your content Kwite. Your videos are always funny.

[@quempire2656]

Still?

[@thejanitor5671]

@@quempire2656still?

[@quempire2656]

@@thejanitor5671 I didn’t know man

[@ranballs3335]

The fella the the beginning is the ONLY thing keeping this world alive.

[@quempire2656]

How parasocial are you in relationships?

[@WolfiiDog13]

11:18 - oddly enough, I can make my piss stream go way higher

[@theemaleelanusman1299]

"Im pretty sure this is in japan" *proceeds to show a Thai vending machine*

[@bugbucket123]

Kwite is truly evil, I was about to sneeze but then he made me laugh and the sneeze went away.

[@quempire2656]

Now we know

[@MartiniiYeah]

​@@quempire2656No we know for sure, don't we.

[@quempire2656]

@@MartiniiYeah I’m over here strokin my dick I got lotion on my dikf rn I’m just strokin my shit

[@JamesnLollify]

There is a certain type of humor that is simply just "Kwite"

[@windwakerx2723]

3:14 CHAINSAW MAN

[@FiSH-iSH]

11:45 this is a classic jester skillset. my mans knows how to leap, whistle, and fart!! frfr!!!!!

[@Nexalian_Gamer]

10:15 There is a youtuber who converted one these grandma scooters into a go-kart using a small gas engine. Although he didn't register it with plates, it could still be a very practical vehicle for small tasks such as going to the grocery store or going to work

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

3:50 my sibling in gaming that is Thai. That's a picture in Thailand.

[@F4RR3LL_C0W5]

No context: slapping my brother. with context: He dared to look me in the eyes and say pineapple belongs on pizza...we are Italian.

[@wretchedcats4909]

Nothing puts the fear of god in me more than stepping over the crack between the floor and the elevator

[@axeljeanlindsey1584]

8:42 the song in the background is The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls and I dunno if I should be proud or ashamed I recognized it instantly

[@LuckyBird551]

5:25 There is currently Neuro-sama, an AI streamer. So no Kwite, your job is not safe.

[@Koa8008]

That dog had no chill😭

[@PotatoAJ831]

"Closest to a high you can get while sober. High again guys!"

[@NekoEchoflower]

4:55 Eyyy it's Bunny! :D

[@NekoEchoflower]

@kwite2739 How about no you rotten corpse of a bot

[@crescentcrater]

If one day I wake up to Kwite starting a cult, I’d say “that’s some Kwite shit” and go back to sleep without another thought

[@emmymills4662]

0:27 eating breakfast

[@MemTMCR]

Drinking coke alone at 12:30 am in the kitchen shirtless.

[@DastardlyQueerBastard]

The little animation part of the phone going into to elevator crevice made my stomach drop so severely

[@DarraghMontgomery]

I'm bailing water out of my boat.

[@dragonslayer1009]

Thanks for posting otherwise I would have spent my whole weekend watching anime and crying.

[@NOTABOT2KChann]

Just realizing that Tosh.0 was sort of a precursor to vids like this

[@lelekamylastbraincell8079]

5:12 once a dog as big as me hugged me on the bus stop before school 😭it was so cute

[@cjthedreemurr]

7:34 hit me like a brick I was not ever expecting to see a local place like Shoebury Beach turn up in a Kwite video what the fuck. And yeah, he’s right, our beaches are depressing. You get 3 varieties: Murky and Rocky Murky and Sandy Murky and gravel. That’s it, that’s our beach experience.

[@markmatthews2391]

What am I doing siting on my bed with no pants on

[@rems1cl3]

“what are you doing right now” In a longhorn steakhouse, watching kwite and currently questioning how every minuscule event in my life has lead up to this moment.

[@chilifoxx]

me when i was reading gay fanfic in a texas roadhouse

[@urmomdotcom3470]

“What are you doing right now?” Me: 👁👃👁 👆 Nothing…

[@randomdude9630]

12:18 trolled

[@thespiritwolf9911]

i haven't watched yet, but i can tell it'll be great, i was feeling very sad today, Thanks!

[@EmpaT]

I am sitting on my chair debating whether or not to clean my room, specifically my desk.

[@raphaelabreubrazdesiqueira6063]

It just shows how they compliment eachother, in a distant, yet similar way. Batman is a man, who is paranoid of everything and everyone, due to trauma, and sometimes,that gets him near his *breaking point*, he may be meticulous,but he gets violent with ease. Alfred, since he is a very old butler, knows bruce pretty well, and knows when he should or should not intervene , he knows batman, whats he is capable of, and what it would take to stop him. (Forgot to mention it, alfred is the more mature one, he is like a father figure mixed with a coworker)

[@seraphinereal]

im sitting with my feet on top of my monitor watching this video while playing terraria, have a foot head pat.

[@microwave9092]

6:15 don't worry kwite m&m already got that

[@fallenking211]

At this moment im sitting on my bathroom floor without a shirt just chilling

[@soda3987]

I am in my room avoiding dinner with my family. That is what I'm doin- This video is great btw; the lack of context really gives some good context

[@wolfstriker9619]

Eating pizza, drinking water, and watching this video because its Kwite.

[@elliswebster7041]

8:17 everything else sure but no dental care? Tf you get that from 💀

[@yourboySJN]

Probably all the British people have horrible teeth stereotype

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

From memes, when I've seen a British with good dental care, a firearm and a toothbrush

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

His name is Jim Caddick

[@localedgelord]

this is kwite most of the stuff he says are jokes

[@Ace-UY]

10:45 probably one of the funniest kwite quotes "shout out to the seals and i ain't talking about the navy"

[@buzzybees8604]

Right now? Sitting in my chair at 8 in the morning. My cats are in the room (: It's actually a really cozy vibe now that i think about it!

[@kazuha6332]

watching a kwite video the day before school is defiantly gonna help me defiantly

[@felixzindel3374]

I'm eating my hand or wrist cause idk

[@arno_groenewald]

That plate machine looks like it would be more at home in Greece.

[@Foxbosun]

Currently standing hunched over a box in the corner of my room while my cat stares judging

[@aeithy]

kwite, right now i am cutting a hole in the pocket of my jeans, because i accidentally bought womens pants instead of mens

[@rattus4863]

it's criminal how small pockets are on women's pants

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Isnt the zipper supposed to be a dead giveaway? Mens clothes have the zipper and any buttons covered from the left and womens clothes have it from the right side

[@aeithy]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 in my country, nah, or atleast i dont think so, im a female but i mainly wear mens jeans but theyre both covered from the left

[@Kxdny.stoxne]

12:07 funny s rank fart.

[@Catlover--vz2ev]

Sitting in a car because I don’t wanna walk not driving just sitting

[@pupboy_casp]

im in school supposed to be doing my recovery work but kwite matters more

[@seal8900]

10:46 🦭👍

[@zylillilyz836]

Aeeeeee cachorro brasileiro apareceu no vídeo! Edit: tem um vídeo de um Br mijando no outro tbm, kwite deve ter uma imagem ruim dos Br agora

[@lsswappedcessna]

We need a forklift derby, where the entire point is taking modified forklifts around a race track and/or doing stunt jumps with them.

[@Snapploop]

im currently just sitting in my chair at my desk watching this getting ready to put this video on my pc and watch it from there

[@harper_crowe38]

to all the people who are early, you deserve a W

[@Prince-uo3mi]

i hope it's false man :/

[@thisisnotsuperman8392]

Me too

[@DirttySocksDraws]

Y’all r gonna be pleased

[@thisisnotsuperman8392]

Yep

[@tide279]

it is!

[@bananapantssean5638]

well buddy i got news

[@sillylittleNero]

0:35 Sorting out screws for 6 hours now

[@HenrySteinsTrauma]

2:34 i cling onto my phone for dear life running into it as fast as possible 😭

[@ninjamanx320]

I can't stand this guy 😂🤣🤣🤣😂 0:05