Do You FEEL Asian?

[@maddyg1998]

“You do look like you know something” 😂😭

[@johngonzalez3118]

jajaja that shit got me too

[@nestortorres3392]

​@@johngonzalez3118 the good old Spanish laugh

[@angelgil672]

😂😂😂😂

[@SkYla416]

Was about to comment that until I saw my work done for me. Thank you

[@commissarkitty3553]

Theo looks like a wise hillbilly

[@guerbimohamed3886]

That "that's what i think too" caught me off guard😂

[@Localx510]

Every morning I wake up Mexican like 1st thought “Am I deported?” 2nd. “ where the tacos”

[@iamturok3504]

jajajjajaja

[@dammitamber]

Haha I’m American and I wake up and immediately think “let’s go deport some immigrants. USA USA USA”

[@KrasseOdaVonBayern]

3rd thought. “Vicki con la Banda”

[@paddyj7690]

Dark 😆

[@arachnidcomics6404]

Orale Guey!

[@OrNaurItsKat]

I'm half Mongolian and I think "I look like I might know something" might actually be the best way to describe my ethnicity the next time someone asks lmao😭

[@Amanda_MMA]

“My eyes looked a little lean” is WILD 😂

[@stevenalderley9036]

Not what he said but alright

[@NS-ie2ld]

My eyes are definitely obese, but I’ve cut down on the carbs lately trying to slim down 😂

[@JesseGMan7]

Is it?

[@zakadams762]

He did say it, and I think it's true, he said people spread rumors he was down syndrome

[@bubediscuss]

“Lean eyes” fucking lmao

[@haisamkhan415]

"that's actually a good question, that's ridiculous"

[@xxkatxxxx]

😂😂😂

[@نواف-ب5خ4ن]

what a sick guy

[@jaydentimsans425]

😂😂😂 I was gonna see if someone caught that

[@alexaguirre7650]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@YZ450f24]

How do you start using the word actually when it was never said what's with the trend of saying the word actually all the time now?

[@kamrynsikes]

The first time Theo’s ever been accused of “looking like he knows something” 😂😂

[@vovac8915]

"You're looking Asian when you're Polish and Nicaraguan." Theo Von

[@ILLUMINATED-1]

For some reason i never put together Theo was Polish even with his last name. Then again, I am Polish

[@bobbyjaybeaumont]

@@ILLUMINATED-1I find that very surprising. His surname is Von Kurnatowski, which as a British person who loves history I know is one of the most oldest and noble houses in Poland. Surprised this isn’t common knowledge there.

[@ILLUMINATED-1]

@@bobbyjaybeaumont we know nothing of houses on the American side tbh. We just have goofy last names. Mine happens to be germanic due to a grandpa and shockingly not long or full of weird letters. But commonly we will see idk, some flags, some events, but its similar to Irish in America. Nobody is very close to their roots at this point. Still, I am happy when I see poland on the news lol

[@bobbyjaybeaumont]

@@ILLUMINATED-1 yes I think his family history comes from very high society in Poland though with that surname

[@ILLUMINATED-1]

@@bobbyjaybeaumont hed probably be happy to hear that lol but as i said, that information just never enters American lexicon. Maybe a newer immigrant would know, but people here for 2+ generations are just unaware completely of familial status

[@amir021idm]

they talk like if it’s a disease 😂

[@theonlyjl17]

Fr 😂😂😂

[@smd1013]

It is i have been suffering from it all of my life.

[@perskarva123]

It might be

[@overthetip]

It's the yellow fever

[@YasaiTsume]

I have full body jaundice oh wait I'm just asian.

[@mgraeberjr]

Only Bobby Lee can turn a stupid ass question into something hilarious.

[@heraldshalom2756]

Not stupid question at all

[@sharavy]

​@@heraldshalom2756It is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. This is one of those question that you could realistically turn around and ask a white person. If somebody asked me that, I'd probably think they're trying to insult me.

[@txrokk]

​@@heraldshalom2756 Do White's feels retarded when they wake up ?

[@ivanagung9942]

​@@sharavy yeah. Idk how come people think that way. Or maybe bcoz white people think "damn i am white" everytime they wakeup.

[@jobwesleycoxjr5103]

​@@heraldshalom2756it was an extremely stupid question

[@kanger328]

“That’s what I think.” I died.

[@henrygalvan9333]

Right!!!! Its like. Oh wow. We are the same. Lmao.

[@rhyswong8976]

I dont know why but Theo going "Me Too" cracks me so much LOL.

[@thekingisdead6411]

Growing up everyone said my cousin looked Asian. Never saw it. Then, after years of living across the country, I fly in and my cousin is supposed to pick me up. I land, I’m walking out, and I think “why the fuck is this Asian dude staring at me”.

[@lyssanch3096]

LMFAO

[@sapphiretorremoro6579]

DUDE 😭💀

[@popcornfilms1]

Beautifully crafted joke

[@Zhicano]

BRUH

[@IbrahimservantofAllah]

Mexican?

[@joykim9970]

So true. I grew up in South Korea, and never had I thought I was Asian until I moved to the States. Oh yeah, once I was here, everyone worked really hard to let me know I was Asian 😂😂😂😂

[@하하호호-h3u]

Every time I eat something, It does make me think I am Korean, "Where is fookin KIMCHI? I need meat for protein intake", and I go, "Bring the dog from the cage."

[@Davanillaguerrilla]

Americans low key just be wanting to know stuff about your country cuz we ain't never been anywhere

[@TokyNeon]

​@@Davanillaguerrilla That's cause you're not in the military, fuck u mean LMAO those mfs been EVERYWHERE

[@kfx3907]

@@하하호호-h3u 뭐래냐

[@kfx3907]

@@Davanillaguerrilla Selfish Americans

[@VeryTypicalJax]

Truly the wildest the wildest conversation.

[@danil.6667]

Wait ‘til you hear about what brutally happened to Bobby one summer…

[@VeryTypicalJax]

@@danil.6667 😟(He knows)

[@robertryan7528]

​@@VeryTypicalJax he knows he was the camp counselor.

[@LucasLazerLife]

“Like maybe I knew somethin” 😂😂😂

[@DserussE]

Man these two need to be in a movie😂

[@limi.]

They're currently working on a ahow I believe.

[@loubloom1941]

They would've been great in something like superbad or jump street

[@LordSeth-hf8ew]

Honestly it’s like rush hour but with a redneck instead

[@anubis8586]

@@LordSeth-hf8ew lmfaooo literally 💀 and we need that

[@beinggood5720]

Yeah, the new Harold and Kumar

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

"Do you feel Asian when you wake up?" That's the million dollar question

[@the_minimalistic_adventure]

“That’s a funny thing, that’s a good question, dude. That’s ridiculous”. 😂😂

[@Daniel73-23]

He obviously meant: "That's a ridiculously good question!"

[@MrHulsi]

Thats just crazy😂

[@joe-op2gr]

Thanks I missed that part

[@freethinker3716]

1 second after i read this he said it, this happens to me alot. Im starting to think its a simulation haha.

[@jjftraining6849]

easily my favourite part of this 😂

[@SM-fk5or]

Prefacing the question with “I’ve always wanted to ask you this” is such a funny touch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

"That's what I think!" 😂

[@buhdumbtsss]

"lean eyes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@r.a.j.a.y]

“thats what i think “😂😂😂

[@MrLoobu]

As a straight white man my whole life, I typically wake up immediately thinking about categories to judge people and then how to subjugate them in law and politics.

[@rebekahlikesmusic2723]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NoName-fv5oo]

You’re a Caucasian male so you probs think about little boys too.

[@davenotstaine5646]

Relatable moment

[@redeyedtiger]

​@@NoName-fv5oo he didn't say he was black bro 💀

[@japanbro3995]

@john mccartney they run away from there boys, Catholic makes more sense

[@userxygz1581]

oh really? "NO" 😂

[@m3m3sis]

Let people ask "stupid" questions and let someone answer it properly. This is a prime example. I loved every second as the question wasn't an attack.

[@jakelang806]

That's actually a brilliant question

[@deandinero7432]

This convo is so ridiculous its funny

[@JoshTheFlyGuy]

Bobby nailed it. It’s true it’s the other people who make you actually think about it. I wake up and I’m like time to take a shit and get ready for work. 😅

[@thatoneguychad420]

Yeah when he said People like you It actually made perfect sense. I haven't seen much content of Bobby but from I have seen he seems rather insightful. He made a good point, without being a self righteous twat.

[@yusriyahbagheri8843]

Lol it goes all ways. It's a constant joke between me and my man. Most of the time it goes unnoticed but then sometimes he does a certified white guy thing. Sometimes I do a certified Arab thing. Then the jokes commence and we both can't stop laughing. We all do the same with our friends. When nothing is sacred and you can joke about race, religion, or politics everyone feels better. Wouldn't trade my friends for anything because everybody else is so polarized and easily butt hurt.

[@mostRadude]

Great minds think alike.

[@aytocarambaaysosiamba9822]

I mean white people only

[@molrat]

we know bro 💀 i dont think theres many ppl other than theo von who would say "does it feel Asian when u wake up in the morning" lmao

[@TSO101]

“Lean eyes” is crazy 😅

[@penttiperjantai5063]

Yeah! You DO look like u know something🤣🤣🤣💀

[@NinoTheGreat47]

How is none of the comments talking about this🫠😂 too funny

[@jarredanderson207]

As an Italian American waking up. First of all every fucking morning I find meatballs under my pillow. No explanation, not Marinara. Nothing. Just straight meatballs.

[@kristiskristis3279]

Theo for real looks like he knows something😂

[@dasunra1640]

He deff looks like he’s hiding some interesting stuff and wouldn’t be surprised if you told him something crazy 😂

[@codyleedanger1769]

Theo is playin 4D chess always

[@alphakennyone8]

That "am i Asian?" delivery was f*cking gold

[@rdp_mizo]

As an Asian teen, I can confirm that every time I wake up in the morning I start questioning my race.

[@coxinhalover]

I spent the first 7 years of my life not realizing I was Asian

[@anonymousbloke1]

What made you realize you were?

[@LazyIndieGamer]

​@@anonymousbloke1 it's in the video

[@paulpaik4467]

As an “Asian” myself I just lost it at the “eye thing” part. 😂

[@cherrya3927]

Does Theo wake up and say,"am I a guy with a mullet,do I feel like a mullet man?"

[@mspaint93]

Honestly there's a good chance. That guy has 50 thoughts a second and none of them are normal

[@cherrya3927]

@@mspaint93 Its actually funny-and sad ,that Theo does not know how ignorant and not funny he sounds.And how amazingly witty Tommy is.Tommy handles him with so much finesse.He uses Theo's ignorance to his advantage,turning the tables.😉Im glad to know people catch the drift.smh🤦‍♀️

[@jonathonE]

@@cherrya3927Theo ain’t for everyone fam. Just scroll on

[@cherrya3927]

@@jonathonE Actually I do think he has talent and can be funny.Obviously is why he is in my feed.Is just a miss for me on this short.I commented on this short,and scrolled on many moons ago.

[@basedxrp]

Do you wake up feeling offended?

[@edmadrinan2022]

As an AsianAmerican, the first thing I ask when I go out to eat is "where's the rice?"

[@stevesmith-np8lu]

Theo knows somethin. Not much but somethin

[@juliagarb]

😄😄

[@jen0s414]

As an asian, I can confirm that I do ask myself if im asian every morning

[@archilzhvania6242]

I lost it at "you do look like you know something" xDdddd

[@aja369]

This is actually such a good conversation.

[@aljek]

Such a dumb question and he looks sincere about it. Shit cracked me up😂

[@kyriakopoulospanos9605]

Man the logic in these two is all over the place , you literally can t imagine what s coming next 😂😂

[@maialam4105]

😂"the 5th thing, am I Asian?"

[@Honeybatger]

These two always have a good conversation. Bobby is a real comidian

[@archilzhvania6242]

Theo Von asking borderline offensive things and Bobby Lee elaborating on it instead of getting offended is Gold. Literal Gold.

[@DaniG.German883]

It wasn’t offensive tho

[@HazardousItems]

I’m Asian and it wasn’t offensive. It came from a place of genuine curiosity

[@abaddon2148]

it's a bit crass but not offensive

[@bluewuppo]

not offensive moreso ignorant

[@gpl992]

​@@HazardousItems That's because you East Asians are White people's biggest Bootlickers lol.

[@justfrog_]

Everytime i wake up as a Vietnamese i go: 1. "Where the strawhat" 2. "Where the rice" 3. "Where the Pho"

[@ErikPT]

what about the irrational hatred of China... ?

[@RoAngeloTx]

Their conversations are gold

[@penguinn807]

“Looked at me like maybe I knew something” dude is killing me 😭😭

[@DirtCobaine]

I actually relate to Theo lol I never noticed I looked particularly Asian (I’m Mexican American) until I was a new kid at this preppy white school. All of a sudden I was getting bullied for looking Asian.

[@MercurialAscent]

I'm Native American and I get mistaken for Asian pretty much constantly lol

[@daddyethan]

Because you are Asian

[@sharavy]

Makes sense. Native Americans are mongoloid migrants from the area of modern Syberia. That's why Mexicans also look Asian-ish sometimes.

[@bigd1ccn1ccwiddaSwitch]

Hey ya hey ha heya heya hey ya

[@user-3aa6234fh]

@@sharavy “migrated“ sounds better, “migrants” has different connotations.

[@sharavy]

@@user-3aa6234fh About time people learned migrant means just that.

[@FartyBacon]

bro that’s like asking do you feel white when you wake up 💀

[@grahamsalkeld358]

"thats a good question dude. that's ridiculous." 😂

[@greenwaveslove]

This is actually a beautiful question, i love theos mind if being just curious abd not holding back on asking questions about his curiosity

[@Rodgerwilco91]

I love when Bobby just laughs straight upward. Like he’s laughing directly into the heavens of how fucking ridiculous of a thing Theo just said said at any given moment.

[@elvisjimpa100]

I love all people but i honestly dont get Theo.He seems like a nice guy but i cant understand whats so great about him?He just say strange stuff all the time.Bobby in the other hand is always fun and charming.He and Will Sasso was the best on mad tv.

[@Rodgerwilco91]

@@elvisjimpa100 he’s pretty hit or miss for me. When he’s on he’s on, but when he’s not it’s just weird and cringe

[@elvisjimpa100]

@@Rodgerwilco91 true

[@Thegbear]

Bobby doesn’t laugh facetiously, that’s what’s charming. He laughs when he finds something funny, and he throws his head back and howls. It’s the best, it’s gotta be gratifying as a comedian.

[@Whoevathruthatpencil]

Sometimes I think about being Asian in the shower like.. if life is a simulation, why did I choose this 😂

[@fentgawd]

theo von realizing all races have the same human thoughts

[@j-dawg4774]

That question is the equivalent of a white guy meeting an Asian for the first time 😂

[@shun-n]

We actually dont question ourself if we're asian, more like "am i adopted?" 😂😂

[@kevincarballo1]

Polish and Nicaraguan from Louisiana is hilarious because it’s so random

[@LeVi-zx7zj]

-“Really?” -“No”✨

[@BlaineKiser-i1p]

Theo is so off the wall. It's crazy hilarious 😂

[@fudgeee]

we don't ask if we are Asian when we wake up. tho tbh there were times that when we look at the mirror after waking up we'd just go" Goddamnit, still Asian" then casually continue our lives the Asian way.

[@DonJon200]

"You do look like you know something" I am going to steal this line lol

[@melissahernandezm379]

This is what it’s like being tall, you feel normal until you’re around short people who feel the need to constantly tell you. You’re tall! Lol

[@leonardshevlin7260]

I have short legs but I've never been anywhere where they weren't long enough to reach the ground.

[@infinite-sadness]

Depends on how tall you are. Some shit is just way too noticable.

[@AbcAbc-sp1od]

@Melissa Hernandezm How tall are you?

[@melissahernandezm379]

@@infinite-sadness right and that’s where you use your brain and keep your thoughts to yourself lol like would people go up to an ugly or obese person and go wow you are so ugly, you are so obese! No because that’s rude lol so why do it to a tall person?

[@melissahernandezm379]

@@AbcAbc-sp1od 5’9

[@SierraCurtier]

Bro theo is a fucking menace 😂😂😂😂

[@jokjoan]

The mullet guy didn't finish kindergarten

[@BigSh00ts]

“Mullet guy” 💀

[@oreganoregan5947]

These two have the most amazing hilarious discussions and piss takes of each other. I love it

[@nuevillanueva803]

When the algorithm made all the Andrew Tate reels stop the algorithm was like here's Bobby Lee, Tom Segura, and Theo Von 🤣 I'm not disappointed.

[@rustytennakoon8661]

Tom Segura and you're not disappointed?

[@saskilla1945]

he really does look like the Nicaraguan phenotype but whited out 😂

[@Vivienwestphal]

I'm Polish and I wish we could adopt him as our second best national poet ❤️👌

[@AugustasKunc]

Oh cool! Who’s first? The Lithuanian Adomas Mickevičius, who called Lithuania his fatherland?

[@walterkovacs7365]

Uh oh, east Euro bumhole war about to break out

[@kube410]

I think you misspelled Adam Mickiewicz

[@furiat5981]

​@@AugustasKunc lol That's a first one. Delusional lithuanians actually believe that? XD

[@RedBlackStar1936]

​@@AugustasKunc u mad bro? If you are lithuanian you clearly slept on all history lessons. First of all Adam Mickiewicz was Born on current Belarus terrain if current geographical location is important to you. Secondly at the time when adam Mickiewicz was writing and alive there was Polish-Lithuanian Union. After muscovy rise to a threat for lithuania they proposed joining to Poland UNDER POLISH CROWN SO LITHUANIA WAS FUCKING LITERALLY 'POLAND'. Another thing yes he have roots of lithuanian aristocracy BUT they were considered part of Polish aristocracy. Why BECUASE LITHUANIA WAS CONNECTED TO POLAND. HE STATED ONCE "Lithuania! My homeland! You are like vigour. (...)". It was from his book but its was clearly in context of longing from nature. How dare you say this when he wrote a book in only one language: P O L I S H and created Polish legions troops that were fighting in lombardy. I don't try to tell that he is '100%' Polish because he was also lithuanian but from your sentence i fell that you are thinking Poland stole lithuanian poet. It's clear that Adam Mickiewicz's works of literature is Polish by the things stated above.

[@soundaholixx]

Theo is precious for asking these questions so genuinely LOL

[@ElRiki77]

half polish half nicaraguan is crazyy 🤣

[@FelayoYT]

when the camera pans on his leg set up on his knee I couldn’t help but laugh😂

[@mubeenabdullah2227]

We're humans first ... we bleed the same.

[@Bilson420]

“That’s what I think” is so fucking genius lol. Intentionally or not Theo is probably the naturally funniest person alive right now

[@The_Hi_Life]

My great great grandmother was from China. I look 100% Caucasian, but my brother and a couple of my uncles still have very dominant Asian facial features. It’s kinda crazy.

[@InsatiableChell]

“Do you feel Asian?” is wild😆

[@BrodenJohnson]

These 2 just solved racism

[@joejenkity1704]

Theo von makes Bobby lee seem normal in their conversations 😂😂

[@Javier99999]

Kids always thought I was Chinese and I always felt like an outcast when I was a kid. Even though I'm not Asian.

[@philmstud2k]

Theo trying to find a fellow Asian who understands what it's like.

[@thiikibella5351]

“People like you “ 😂😂😂 i don’t think anyone wakes up like that

[@Iggy-qm4yo]

"Do you feel Asian when you wake up in the morning?"

[@goon8o1]

First thing I think when I wake up is “Only 45 more years of this shït then I can enjoy my life for 5 years before I can’t move” then head to work.

[@JBoxy7]

Ya you got some shit to figure out man.

[@HowieRaps]

Me after I smoke some loud: "Hey I'm Asian!"

[@sk-yd5ge]

He doesn’t look like he knows something, he looks like he’s about to give you a secret quest

[@Voidlife-yurp]

“Then the fifth thing is am I Asian” “really” “no” 😂 had me dying

[@beyondthepinnacle5467]

A lesson learned: Appearance only becomes a consideration when comparing oneself to others, as it is through comparison that one's physical characteristics, such as height, become noticeable.

[@fAck_Nicolas_cage]

Lmfao the mystical shake when he said " does it feel Asian when you wake up" 😂😂💀💀

[@faithtracey4288]

I like that instead of laughing his question off her decided to educate him instead.

[@kwymard11]

Theo said “lean eyes” 😂😂😂

[@thalai143]

First thing I wake up knowing I am Indian and get into scamming ppl as Tech Support

[@linesmusic023]

Theo von is a master in asking questions that first don't make any sense. But you can actually answer them how you want, and that way you get some really interesting answers.

[@chaffeecityusa1129]

Joe dirt + caveman + meth = Theo "I didn't shoot my dad in a hunting accident" Von

[@davenotstaine5646]

Theo Von really is Joe Dirt irl

[@BolkrenNanninger]

Wasn't that his brother?

[@Joker-yw9hl]

"Does it feel Asian when you wake up in the morning?" 😂

[@NguyenReactions]

We don’t wake up and think about being Asian the same way you don’t wake up and think something like “I’m white

[@sheogorathprinceofmadness2223]

Uhhhhhh..... Yeah

[@jarlath6815]

But I do think that