Do You Like Your Girlfriends Stories? (LIE DETECTOR)

Ryan Long is a Body Language Interpreter who can tell if you are lying. It's a gift.
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[@RyanLongcomedy]

be a real one and Follow my other channel kzbin.info

[@LS-im6uc]

I'm sorry - but how is having a shit outside a story? An event you have to tell someone about. Hopefully everyone gets to have a little shit outside if the time comes but she should maybe be doing some more things with her life. wait I've just finished the video - probably not wiping was the highlight, not wiping is the best, when it's so perfectly formed it just takes care of its self?? A One or two on on the bristol stool table?? Now that is the good part, she should have kept that part in and owned her story.

[@FromTheRoomOfLittleEase]

Please do more with this premise; it's *SO* fucking good!! The "Do you like your girlfriend's stories" part, I mean.

[@greetruben]

DONE!

[@yurapishwall621]

Is he really with vice? Either way funniest shit I've seen on yt in a coomz age

[@ITalkToTheWindd]

This is genius shit love it haha

[@jchan-piano]

Marriage Counselor in a year: "So when do you think this all started" Guy: "So I remember this tall, hippie looking dude with a microphone who likes to dress up in purple hair and keeps asking to be pegged"

[@ex7229]

So I remember this guy who was into scat.

[@samkhodr9975]

Marriage counsellor in 2 years: "Have you tried checking your privelage, maybe that will help"

[@E_Proxy]

I know it might sound like a fetish but does anyone knows how tall he is actually? I just get ocd when I cannot know things sometimes

[@whozk]

@@E_Proxy Announcing that it may sound like a fetish means that it's totally a fetish for you

[@HyborianAge]

Woah

[@robweissman5952]

Ryan is actually becoming a really really good interviewer ... He can get people to talk about anything.

[@TrophyGuide101]

He's so good at putting words in people's mouth, it's hilarious.

[@davidandre886]

I want Ryan to interview roe jogan

[@robweissman5952]

@Nawt Yurslave 😨

[@fireboltaz]

Think he could talk about. LETS GO BRANDON!

[@blueballoon2026]

Peace is never an option whenever Ryan shows up with a mic😂😂

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Thank God.

[@Janzer_]

communication > peace every day

[@blueballoon2026]

@@Janzer_ precisely

[@mattybhoy6522]

I'll run as far away from possible if I had to see him coming down the street 😂 youd end up answering and dig yourself deep into a hole

[@JBplumbing12]

I would love to be interviewed by Ryan and flip the pressure around onto himself.

[@E_Proxy]

It's fun to see normal people just having fun with you. Kinda wholesome. They're a good match and don't take themselves too seriously. I mean, I like when you interview weirdos or sjws but, sometimes, one needs pizza instead of pasta

[@MrJoshcc600]

I bet they're siblings that's why they throw crap at each other laughing

[@E_Proxy]

@Cian MacGana "you did got me, it took a while"

[@E_Proxy]

@Cian MacGana are you a cat?

[@quaroftheka1008]

@Cian MacGana Your mom's an sjw

[@StevenLeeStudios]

They were such good sports! lol

[@jesleysnipes3758]

He's like a homing beacon on the most uncomfortable thing in the conversation! I love it!

[@nate7778]

My wife likes to tell me stories about the dreams she's recently had. I just stand there while she tells them while I fantasize about death.

[@GodofDisco]

hahahahaa my wife does that too

[@jamesdulcich9329]

Lmfao

[@onedaynoreason2572]

Trust me I'm not all ears while my husband is going on and on about his guitar chord progressions and scales either...

[@naam7324]

It's just that dreams are so fucking awesome and intense but when you actually try and retell them it usually turns out not a whole lot actually happened. Pretty sure I bored plenty of people with my dreams before I realized that.

[@Vi0ar]

My wife does that as well, but in really fast Japanese and I honestly am only catching at most 20% of it

[@WeighedWilson]

This should be a recurring series. Ryan Long: human lie detector.

[@bean6047]

I would hate to be interrogated by Ryan. 🤣

[@davidmc8475]

I would love if he interviewed politicians and their spouses this way.

[@sam_bruns]

100%

[@MinuteMovies1]

This was a hecking rollercoaster my guy. Great vid.

[@noway3202]

When I saw the Trudeau joke in the Jamtara video, I knew you had to be one of ours

[@princetamrac1180]

Minute movies lets go. Now i am only more convinced you are a cool dude

[@austin31bennett]

These two were great! Easily one of my favorite interviews you've done to date hahaha

[@wy4553]

This is such a chill couple though. They have a great sense of humor.

[@lazyrrr2411]

HE has No Idea the deep sh** he's now in

[@g449]

That was surprisingly wholesome.

[@superbanana3398]

Literally 10 seconds in and I'm already laughing. You are a gift Ryan!

[@eddiebruv]

The secret to a long relationship? Learning how to respond to her talking while not actually retaining one damn thing that she said.

[@DrSauce]

I'm guessing you've never been in a long relationship

[@those1kidds]

Or just avoiding Ryan when he has a mic (:

[@BasedinReality1984]

That only works if you’re the one ‘wearing the pants’ . Which is how you want it to be ….. trust me on that .

[@misanthrophex]

Also finding a woman that doesn't only care about herself, but this one's way much harder.

[@hellowell3743]

As someone with a PhD in both body language and psychology - I can confirm that all of Ryan's reading are 100% accurate. He read this man like a book...

[@HighlyRegarded420]

Having received your doctorate from Dude Trust Me University

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

Where did you get your PhD in “Body Language”? University of Phoenix ?

[@hellowell3743]

@@HighlyRegarded420 bingo

[@hellowell3743]

@@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733Sure was. The smell of Bud Lite and vomit will alway remind of that bastion of academia.

[@GrnXnham]

I have a PHD in youtube psychology. And I can confirm that 99% of experts on KZbin are full of sht.

[@BlueDongDroop]

Ryan just nuked this guys relationship RIP

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/laTZg2Sjeptmn9U N_word just landed them into issues ..all see Exposed

[@paulfroelich1024]

RIP he just killed the club

[@futurereflections4097]

Ryan is getting at solutions, he should be checking to make sure she wiped and she should shut her mouth with her stupid stories.

[@drake8050]

Always appericiate when the interviewees are a good sport.

[@droyal18able]

He was spot on about the guy. Him looking for validation from her before he answered told the whole story of the relationship.

[@josephbassey1501]

Probably zooms off any time she opens her mouth to tell a story

[@dylanb2086]

Social robot lol. They just have good rapport.

[@r3qu13m]

These two customers you just found are the best. God bless them.

[@maximeanselot3007]

That couple were really good clients for Ryan's wit

[@RobertTowell]

Those were some great people. I love the way they were smiling and still just light hearted.

[@lazyrrr2411]

The War comes later , and NOW she's got the Video to mercilessly grind into him

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

Serious note: I wonder how many relationships would become dangerously unsafe under Ryan’s interrogations

[@redhatter94]

These two are fun, their good sports.

[@LaytonObserves]

Ryan sewing the seeds of doubt. Definitely went home and filed for divorce after this.

[@breadman5048]

@Vincent 😂😂😂

[@MrJoshcc600]

Nah they're siblings, just throwing flack at each other

[@rawadosa90210]

*sowing

[@brandish4952]

If any man acts like he cares what a women is saying, he's lying to you or himself.

[@neetscholar4149]

If their relationship survives being interviewed by Ryan, you can be sure that they have something pretty solid going on.

[@MrJoshcc600]

They're brother and sister though so explains all the banter...

[@cujo2680]

I love when they go along with it.

[@JackNapier420]

Ryan is the master of keeping a straight face in situations where one would normally burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@kaiseriv8483]

I like how this went from does he like your stories to you dont wipe your ass

[@jesleysnipes3758]

Bless her heart. She just doesn't mind that Ryan is so forward about wiping 🧻

[@Ieatpaste23]

She was a good sport.

[@heteroerectus]

Well of course not, she doesn't think wiping is a big deal, she practically never does it

[@jesleysnipes3758]

@@heteroerectus 😂

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@heteroerectus This is true. Poor girl's cheeks must stick together.

[@jeremysmith9694]

@@heteroerectus she basically admitted she doesn't even remember the last time she wiped.

[@WENDIGONEMAD]

It's really insane how Ryan is talented at this. Really it's impressive.

[@my_namejeff9770]

make a weekly series HUMAN LIE DETECTOR!! this was very funny

[@jesleysnipes3758]

Way to make them question how strong their love is Ryan. That needed to be done ✅

[@josemaortizyoutube]

This is great. Hahahhaha do more of this. MORE!🤣🤣🤣

[@peterg76yt]

The number of divorce lawyers whose careers depend on Ryan Long must be enormous.

[@Bigslxmp]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!!!!!!

[@ryanmair2373]

I imagine their immediate conversation after he walked away was pretty awkward

[@Alex11554]

0:15 guy threw the Ricky Bobby joke in there, LMAO

[@6663000]

This is level 1000 crowd work. Masterfully done.

[@williamt4629]

What great sports!! 😂😂😂 If either of the two participants are reading this you two are awesome.

[@TheZippyMark]

I just love how far he can derail a conversation 😂

[@BlazRa]

It would have been absolutely EPIC AF if the guy just straight-up said forget this I'm out and left when she said she didn't wipe

[@jskrabac]

I love that these two seem like good sports about it.

[@chriss4835]

This was a particularly good bit, would like to see it again.

[@sbug51]

please continue this segment, its awesome

[@outthere6189]

Lmfao!! You need to take Colbert's late night spot.

[@sdrowlette]

We need more body language videos like this. That was absolutely hilarious!

[@DimitriSovendas]

This is fucking brilliant. Had such a good laugh. Cheers to both for being good sports! :)

[@Lumbeelegend]

Faux body language expert, man on the street interviews are a very niche market, but I absolutely love it.

[@flotnar2512]

Finally found folks that get his whole thing and actually enjoyed the talk. Wholesome shit my guy. Unwiped wholesome shit :)

[@elyastoohey6621]

A title that gets thrown around. But you and Stimpee (Australian youtuber) Literally the content kings.

[@SameBasicRiff]

The turn into an investigative report about wiping was one of the funniest things I've seen

[@dannypope1860]

This girl is AMAZING!! What a good sport!!

[@jillianelise5]

He really is looking to the girl for the answers though... LMAO

[@Netherwolf6100]

I like how they look like they're having fun in the moment

[@stevensteverly]

This is about on par with every body-language expert out there.

[@dylanb2086]

Hahaha actually true

[@Reathety]

Unleashing Long into any situation = comedy gold.

[@rrk426]

Love the casual body falling from a height in the background at 0:22

[@GP-iy8ni]

"I don't know what to do with my hands" - Ricky Bobby

[@ILiveAndBreathe]

Hahaha.... hilarious.... when he's on he's on🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@someRando-e4r]

Dude she handled that like a boss

[@Ieatpaste23]

Yeah, she was fun.

[@hegeliandetective1034]

Public roasts! I love it! Keep on roasting those deceivers!

[@kwazhims3lf]

"you see, by that metric, any metric i can desperately pull from, its giving me a strong indication of.........................." legend

[@otiagomarques]

this was hilarious! Make more lie detectimg videos!

[@edanbarbarajane]

The ability of Ryan to keep a straight face when doing these man on the street videos is amazing

[@workingtitle5742]

These two are gonna make it.

[@DanielDaly157]

"I wipe all the time". Quite clearly not going by what happened in the woods.

[@lifetodamax]

That's exactly what a non wiper would say!

[@kamalasundaram3846]

Great couple and it seems to me they started dating recently. Now they have something much greater to talk about, 'body language interpretation'. Nose exhaled as usual. You are definitely an underrated gem.

[@aaronamerica968]

I like the concept here.

[@jakedunnegan]

Speaking of anatomical parts, Ryan is the ballsiest interviewer EVAR.

[@placebo0815]

Actually they were both good sports... enjoyable watch and good comedy.

[@ivowestbroek3872]

This was just absolutely brilliant 👏

[@cyberspace667]

S/o to Ryan for just being a straight up funny dude

[@kevinthegreat2141]

I cant tell if Ryan Long is gay or just super canadian...

[@A_roN88]

Wait, there's a difference?

[@thomascarlton82]

Prob both

[@those1kidds]

Haha

[@colemud448]

Hahah.

[@spartacus2954]

So that's what Ryan is doing when he is not fighting for our freedom.

[@emmaerin6107]

LOL!! Does a bear shit in the woods?! Aka does Ryan enjoy trolling people?! 2 in 1 right here, this was great 🤩

[@thisguy1397]

She had a really good sense of humor though. You couldn't trigger her to get upset a single time. *She's a Keeper.*

[@RickTroutner]

Doing the good work destroying one relationship at a time

[@PsychoMike21000]

That was awesome!

[@syomchi]

This is GOLD

[@MD_Goose7]

Best video of Ryans I’ve seen

[@kdc6884]

I'll make sure to NEVER let Ryan near my relationship

[@worldwide_wes]

Title made me laugh out loud before I even clicked play 🤣

[@EnduroTainment]

This was a good one. You roll naturally with nonsense.

[@edictzero]

How to tell if you're meant for each other : survive a Ryan Long interview

[@ThePsh07]

I think Ryan’s made a clear case that he deserves to be the official fifth member of The Behavior Panel.

[@crackthecode1578]

I lost my shit when he said "history tells us differently"

[@rubensanchez1018]

These are the best!

[@dadcooks1347]

I wish I was that “in the moment”. I can’t banter to save my life.

[@wowhowbizarre8176]

Ryan toxic all day Long And I’m here for every minute of it

[@michaelbrandon1222]

I tell my gf to stop talking because she's not interesting at least twice a day.

[@solonyetski]

Based

[@ThatsaToilet]

Good

[@everyanimereviewchannel8759]

I bet you still have that girlfriend

[@michaelbrandon1222]

@@everyanimereviewchannel8759 she wants my kids

[@SH-nv6cm]

That was great!

[@teekotrain6845]

Their morbid curiosity made them stay

[@hammerarmament]

When you asked his favorite story of hers, I feared for the poor mans life.

[@ehhhhhhhhhh561]

these two were great sports and I like them.

[@Eagleone1776]

"I dont normally do this". - Every women ever.

[@DunkinNugget]

What good sports man, I laughed the entire time.

[@danieltirico6593]

And that’s how random encounters should be most of the time

[@mikehunt69981]

Ryan is unstoppable