Doctor Al Z. Heimer's ASMR Checkup

[@NipsOfOdin]

I can see that the doctor moisturizes his hands a lot more than his face.

[@asmrcentral9538]

NippleOfOdin 😂

[@shalizko1658]

Moisturize me

[@heysmr9480]

came here to point that out but you beat me to it :D

[@daisiedoll]

Didn't grandpa tell us previously that he got a hand transplant?

[@shalizko1658]

Someone should give my channel some feedback

[@cthulhu1490]

"Do you have any trouble swallowing?" You better take me out on a date first before asking such questions

[@marimeme]

OUR LORD HAS AWAKEN FROM SLUMBER

[@notaspy3751]

Yuagleth'cho fhtagn aa'ksho?

[@DropDownBear]

He did take you out, Cthulhu

[@Genaysis_YTB]

Max Grassy What did you say ?

[@drake9023]

Sheepy Square Up

[@stephanie1733]

I can never get over how you fully transform into a completely different person / character. It's easy to forget you are one single person. All of these characters seem like their own person. Well done.

[@aboldone4264]

Doc: What brought you here today? Me: Well you see iv been feelin.... Doc: I see your legs brought you here. Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@diemimmie4382]

Yout profile picture kinda matches your comment :D

[@fourearwolf3315]

@@diemimmie4382 it sure does!!😂😂

[@J_GoTTi]

😂

[@Giganotti]

My grandpa was offended by this video, but he doesnt remember why.

[@terezakrickova]

I'm going to hell for laughing.

[@pulpyorangejuice515]

Tereza Křičková you’re quite lucky. I would be seriously mad at you for that if I remembered what you did

[@nero66ism]

r/comedyheaven

[@SPARKLYDEATHCAT]

Caretaker starts playing

[@tonicpenguin7934]

@@SPARKLYDEATHCAT who?

[@DramakilzU]

The story of Albert Zimmerman Heimer is a tragic one. He had an eventful life; starting with a boxing career in his youth, becoming an army major in his prime, serving as an assassin for the CIA in his middle age, working as a mall cop in his later years, and finally being recruited by the Arkum Sanitarium in his old age where he became a doctor. Due to his old age and experience, most people called him G-Pa or Grandpa. Later, Al was slowly dying from oldness and because he was so important to the team, he volunteered to have experimental procedures done on him to help him live longer. However, they also resulted in giving Albert terrible Alzheimers and thus most of his wisdom was lost. Margaret, his wife, didn't cope so well and slowly drove herself insane and donned a mask. She now recalls no memory of her husband's tragedy and neither does Al.

[@mathias-19-]

DramakilzU Assassin for the CIA ??

[@DramakilzU]

Well, he did say he took out the guy that shot JFK so I assumed he was working for some underground organization. The source your looking for is kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2WVk39jqJtsgNE at the 31:38 mark.

[@DramakilzU]

I was kinda thinking that. So why does Grandpa think Margaret is his wife?

[@mirzamnimu]

Fun fact: there is an Ephemeral Rift wiki. Please make this canon!

[@aidanverhoef4352]

what did he do again?

[@TheMrSeagull]

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

[@papina228]

MrSeagull pears

[@chicnflopper6460]

MrSeagull Actually the best comment I've ever read

[@sophielouise6632]

MrSeagull don’t think anyone wants it I just lost my grandad from Alzheimer’s dementia it ain’t nice

[@bigboss4178]

if you die and have Alzheimer, do you forget u died and come back?

[@hugolundblad6036]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@BlackFur988]

I feel like I enjoyed watching an old man struggle to remember things more than I should.

[@MtStblty]

LupusCraven don't you know? That's how KZbin comment chains go lol

[@clumsy_zebra_97]

LupusCraven I know, I was laughing but at the same time like “oh my god this is NOT okay!”

[@edoardomercurio6566]

Dr. Al-z-haimer: mindblow

[@moduleapothem6446]

@DerBoss r/cursedcomments

[@starwarsbackpack7271]

You and me both man haha

[@inhalethegreenexhalethedre4443]

This doctor need a doctor

[@woden__]

I love your name

[@pickleasmr9298]

*needs

[@JD25676]

InhaleTheGreen ExhaleTheDream 😂😂😂

[@fourearwolf3315]

I know right.....but should he be retired, because he looks to be 69. (But his hands aren't 😂😅).

[@Koukaku22]

Hey this guy kinda reminds me of my acquaintance, Al Z Heimer. He’s a doctor down at Arkham Sanitarium. Great place.

[@gieezy9226]

Time stamps : Intro - 0:00:00 Tapping - 0:13:30 Asking questions - 0:14:40 Talking 0:26:30 Listening to heart beats - 0:29:00 Listening to lungs - 0:30:15 Following the finger/hand movements - 0:31:50 Stress removal - 0:40:35 Hand movements - 0:42:10 Bandage - 0:44:00 Patient hands - 0:50:55 Paper cups - 0:56:15 Medical tape - 1:00:20 Fabric - 1:06:10 Outro - 1:09:10 Good morning/afternoon/evening. Now please, go back to sleep.

[@TomTom-fs7hx]

Grandpa are you qualified to... Grandpa what are you doing with that needle!? GRANDPA!?

[@starryvisiondoodles890]

As someone who's father passed away a couple years ago of early onset Alzheimer's this video was almost sweet in some sense. Bittersweet yes, but it actually brought up more good memories than bad ones. I hope any other people who have experienced this think of the good times instead of being upset.

[@Ghost3210]

That feeling when you visit your grandpa with alzheimer on a regular basis and still are able to enjoy this video without getting triggered.

[@adamberry185]

There are some feels i hope i never have to feel

[@FractaLL2103]

Honestly though, I have no family that is affected but family friends and its heartbreaking.

[@louthinator]

I mean this is Arkham we are talking about, perhaps the doctor doesn't actually have Alzheimer's disease. maybe Professor Clemons just swapped his brain with a goldfish.

[@mirzamnimu]

My grandma also had Alzheimer’s. I’m still okay with this video.

[@hoodedswordsman4004]

Ghost3210 I'm with you there bud, My (adoptive) mom would probably find this funny even

[@mxganyu369]

I like how his name tag is upside down so that he can read it in case he forgets his name again. Your attention to detail is amazing, rift.

[@westonhood4290]

ER is such a talented humorist, the fact that the medium is ASMR is just that much of an extra treat.

[@matthewdemoss4642]

He should make a video with the same doctor, but he’s a young man and has a GREAT memory. Like what he had for breakfast 2 weeks ago.

[@a.lex.]

i just noticed that *A*rkham *S*anitarium for *M*ental *R*ehabilitation is for ASMR

[@johnnygrrl]

HOLEY SHEEEEEIIIIIITTTT! You just blew my mind, friend

[@elikarpinski2460]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THURR. But it didn't work.

[@MaxMustermann-ff4mu]

You dont say?

[@andreabasalto]

Yeah, it was obivious... And i didn't notice until a couple days ago.(T^T)

[@dorionite1378]

Guys... guys... It’s because he has Alzheimer’s. Please hold your applause.

[@ASMRPowerOfSound]

👍

[@shalizko1658]

🖓

[@hugoandersson2872]

ASMR Power Of Sound you're a quick one, aren't ya?

[@Treepuncher1211]

Hey it’s my other favorite asmr channel

[@monsieurx9381]

Hey Dr John ! (or Jonnes? I'm french sorry :( )

[@Null_And_Void]

👍🏾

[@TehGooseGirl]

This character reminds me so much of my grandfather, he passed very recently from alzheimers after struggling with it for years. This video is actually kind of comforting, reminds me of some of the silly things he did within his last few years. Great content as always.

[@Squiggypie]

Gotta say, Rift, if I had the money for a mic, video camera, and a mask or two, I'd probably be asking for your blessing to make videos like yours. This is cool shit, and I really appreciate it. Keep up the good work, man!

[@Jimmy-Vance]

Luckly he didn't forget his teeth this morning.

[@AlexHeisEngholm]

And he remembered to press the record-button after 2 tries.

[@ReiBaldemor]

He probably just forgot to take them out the night before.

[@KstewLover1]

i think its brilliant, funny, relaxing and actually brings light to the subject to what Alzheimer is.

[@KYDGN]

KstewLover1 Nah.

[@chubbyseal3625]

NKstewLover1 I

[@rosehill664]

KYDGN Useless comment lmao

[@tajwalton3608]

@@rosehill664 hey bro how u doin after all this time

[@joshk.1850]

“No, no, Elizabeth is my brothers name.” 😂😂😂

[@firehearts6242]

Sees everyone complaining about people triggered by video *sees no triggered people*

[@MegaCocacolafan]

Ironically the triggered people are the ones looking for triggered people. As is usual.

[@Aztesticals]

When it first released there were a few but they were burried.

[@GlomorianPeacock]

It's funny. People getting triggered by the lack of triggered people...

[@indeed7289]

i'm kinda triggered but i'm not going to ruin it for everyone else enjoying themselves

[@firehearts6242]

GlomorianPeacock yup

[@MrDevil-pk9ur]

"Speak now or forever hold your piece......You're not holding a piece are you?" *looks down quickly* I fucking died. That was f#%^@ing hilarious I'm not even joking I genuinely loved that moment it was perfect like something out of a stand up comedy it was genius

[@IndyCarFan265]

"Do you have any trouble swallowing?" *Me:* I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS

[@giantman8281]

He's basically just checking for any cancer of the throat or stomach or if you've got a lot of pain when swallowing because of a ulcer in your throat. Sorry if I geeked out a bit. I'm just really into medical stuff and I'm thinking of getting myself a job in the medical Field

[@Wrathinside]

To this day one of the best ER's ASMRs. The shifting audio, softer than usual voice... Really awesome to listen to it from a DAC-sporting audio player and armature headphones before sleep. The analytic sound makes it feel like ER is literally whispering into your ear. The sound is 3D. I wish this track was available in FLAC outside of youtube.... And, yes, I've checked his Google Music(not bothering with anything else), it's not there...

[@OriginalEtriux]

“Al Heimer is a stand up guy” That Al Heimer is shredded

[@MuzichMann]

I forgot what I was going to comment...

[@VergiliosSpatulas]

Jeff is usually the answer

[@kmflips6326]

christian Chavarria I get it

[@tylerbrown3135]

Where am I and how did I get here

[@werewolffamguy8597]

What’s a internet

[@okkdennn]

what?

[@Caltash]

Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a Mojave.

[@arcurs5786]

Caltash Patrolling ER’s comment section almost makes you wish for the eradication of comments like this

[@firehearts6242]

Mustnot Benamed agreed

[@aboldone4264]

Caltash my old line 😂

[@muffchuff9220]

Patrolling the comments almost make you wish they were didabled

[@okluminous566]

Caltash hey, that’s my thing. Anyway, im gonna go nuclear winter the mojave during a patrol.

[@mr.0lvera922]

When he said 1:04, "The heck is my name?" That was funny as hell.

[@austinpeterson6419]

Needed some tingles to calm my nerves. I just came out today to a couple of my close friends after holding it in for years. I feel much happier now.

[@jordigeven8485]

Let's play the game GAY or TRANS

[@HexFire03lmao]

Gotta ask how its been since

[@transgendy]

i’m really curious to know how you’re doing by now

[@austinpeterson6419]

@@transgendy I'm in a 3 year relationship now and I'm very happy. I'm so beyond lucky and grateful too. My entire family (including extended) supports me, and every one of my friends has supported me as well. I'm thankful everyday for the immense amount of love my friends and family have for me. Thank you all for asking!

[@transgendy]

@@austinpeterson6419 wow that’s so amazing! i’m glad you have so much support! i hope things keep going well for you

[@EnochVA]

I frequently stay up late to write and watching these Videos help 1. De-Stress about my deadline for my Senior Project 2. Help me get sleep And I can't stress enough i've been able to get over my anxiety because of these videos Thank you so much Uncle E

[@skins4thewin]

Ok, so yea, after watching this I can kinda see why ppl may be offended, but only because it's so well done and real, almost too real maybe. Rift did his job a little too well this time. The "problem" might be that it wasn't done in enough of a jokative way but in more of a serious, sad way. Like every time he re-introduced himself it made me feel genuinely bad for the guy. At the exact same time though, some of the commentary was hilarious and some of the best yet. Did you come up with that beat yourself? That part made me geek. That and the pretend my finger is a social media account and you're following it.

[@_selfyy_8496]

What is Alzheimer's? Is it A.memory loss A.memory loss Or 3. The battle of Hastings Where am i

[@joshuajcc]

Itz Dannoo This is the best comment ever.

[@mattsmith457]

Itz Dannoo underrated comment

[@Alymcd12345]

Classic mock the week joke 👍

[@robinhyperlord9053]

Mock The Week!

[@babysmurf166]

😂😂😂

[@nappensleepen]

I hope i dont forget to wake up next morning

[@omegama3387]

Arkham KZbin comments Administrator that's hot...

[@ltlgameing]

chill dude that makes one of us

[@kayannajones996]

I hope I do because I want to fucking die

[@nappensleepen]

Kat Carat can relate

[@sg4380]

*distant screaming*

[@moedabro881]

Star Gamer youre making me hear things

[@oogabooga5732]

Same

[@llamaanimations738]

my grandmother died of Alzheimers but I can still enjoy this video.

[@kobold7466]

*sees comments complaining about triggered people* *sees comments about people complaining about triggered people* *sees buried triggered comments* *realize im laughing about an old man with Alzheimers* *realize i really dont care*

[@Beepintheblip]

Well, what a fitting name for Grandpa

[@Ldawgerino]

jayzer101 xD

[@siroctopus2652]

Bold move having a character with alzheimer's, you manage to make me laugh but at the same time it makes me feel sorry for all the people with Alzheimer's Good work

[@n.h.5033]

honestly i love your content, uncle e, but i find this video incredibly offensive. i just cant for the life of me seem to remember why

[@britten1015]

Get the fuck over it haha

[@a.mie.533]

: D

[@feetmusk]

Killer Krabstar Remember, remember, the 6th of November.

[@hyperion3145]

britten 101 You didn’t see the joke?

[@stupidbroad]

Noah Henault hA

[@xnastyxnickx5883]

My face exploded with contained laughter when he said By Cicle.

[@dillondavis6255]

Anyone else go straight to the comments section?

[@derekdevita5721]

Yep

[@TheDracoChick]

That's because they're so fucking weird today...

[@dillondavis6255]

Rex Casey what else would it be

[@aboldone4264]

DillondavoBMX i dive straight into them every time

[@hugolundblad6036]

Ye

[@J_GoTTi]

“You’re not holding a piece are you? We dont allow firearms in here. No no no.” 🤣😂

[@einstein9063]

Its official he literally doesnt run out of ideas.😂

[@radopetroff]

Couldn't fall asleep because of the laughter for the first 10 or so minutes but then the exhaustion got the best of me 😂😂 Great video

[@holo2765]

This dude can literally be anyone he wants

[@yGKeKe]

"... ... You're not holding a piece are ya?" I'm dead.

[@bjollnirbjordsen9795]

ive been watching your channel since like 2012-2013 and its been like watching a man spiral into madness lmaooooo

[@innertri8557]

Good job flawlessly readjusting the stethoscope without breaking stride! "Must be used for something important" hahaha!

[@tijsrazouxschultz9344]

The funny thing is that I actually forgot he uploaded this untill I saw it in my recommend list. I am not a smart man

[@PresObama]

where was I? oh yes, *THE MAN THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS*

[@vcxz4009]

I think Ephemeral Rift is obsessed with the word "Sanctuary"...

[@DemonMj]

doomshop I thought it was 'nefarious'.

[@longemen3000]

I thought it was ampersand

[@brandonlilly1405]

"Archem Sanitarium, great place. Have u ever been there?💀 My good friend Al Heimer, he works there, great guy."💀🙏

[@-BigJ]

18:30 is by far the funniest part of the video

[@ghostface6952]

Al Z. Himer! I'm dieing "my name, my name is....Dont tell me....frank?"

[@kevinlazur7699]

It's immersive to watch this over and over

[@AirashiiTiayou]

I kind of only half read the title of this video and so my brain told me it said something about Alzheimer’s, but when I looked back at the title of the video I was like wait isn’t say Alzheimer’s. And then it suddenly occurred to me that I read his whole name as Alzheimer’s, which is the joke, but I figured it out backwards lol

[@priest_of_syrinx]

Dr. Heimer has forgotten more about ASMR than you will ever know...every single day

[@tn-ty6zr]

I just love the papercups or tapping in general with the occasional repeated muttering of a single word or sentence. Another outstanding video!

[@ItBeHayley]

goodness, that mask looks so authentic... it's like you've aged 30 years. great job.

[@everydayuntilyoulikeit1501]

Platitude for the day: If you don't mock yourself, eventually someone will do it for you.

[@papina228]

Tavrin Callas yes yes yes and yes

[@lizzywallis991]

Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation... I don't know why but I never noticed that before. Well played, Rift. Well played. Keep it up, Uncle E!

[@CJPooz]

I used to visit my grandma who had dimensia. Was there for a while though. Kept falling asleep.

[@dariusfuller2898]

What if the so called doctors are actually the patients and they've just created a mutual reality where they're treating the true doctors! 0.o

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Now that's one big plot twist!

[@Mit0borU]

0:00 Me when im high as fuck and trying to buy food

[@chicnflopper6460]

"She's out in Margret's garden" was pretty fuckin dark.

[@Theoracle123]

I don’t get it?

[@ianp5367]

We need another one of these with Al, I keep coming back to this one.

[@NotWellKnown]

I love how most of the patients end up becoming doctors at the asylum.

[@alexsantiago357]

Riff is such a funny character actor, director and ASMR writer

[@FireworkEGG1]

This is my favourite asmr video by far I love the concept ❤️

[@ianp5367]

Same dude, I keep coming back to this one. So relaxing and funny.

[@ilmachlamunschaborak7331]

This is your best ASMR video EVER ♥

[@dillonmurphy7502]

This is more comedy than ASMR. Its hard to relax when you're laughing every few seconds.

[@Sasqe]

lol me when i.. i forgot what joke i was gonna make

[@sigfried_thewendigo7428]

id love to see more of Dr. Al Z,Heimer

[@Matrocity]

The beginning of this video is fucking gold

[@louisbradburn265]

Your hands are pretty youthful considering

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

Louis Bradburn He used a lot of lotion, he forgets so he uses lotion like 5 times a day

[@fucku432]

MonochromePilots nein u

[@Strivinity]

I can't sleep to this, it's too hilarious.

[@croatiancowboy]

had this playing in hte background while studying and happened to listen in right as he said: ''James Hetfield is my favorite blues singer''

[@aaahah9931]

Omg yes Metallica is an amazing pop band

[@Rocketmonke34]

Have you heard their new song yet?? It’s called wrecking ball

[@parzivalgt2739]

My name is... frank noo My name is... yorch noo My name is... elizabeth noo thats my brother's names JAJAJAA

[@OcarinaOftimeFan2020]

Al Z. Heimer I see what you did there. To be honest, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ephemeral Rift. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ASMR, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.

[@cmonman89]

Can't tell if you are joking or not....

[@josszarnick2393]

cmonman89 it is a Rick and Morty copy pasta

[@elikarpinski2460]

Yes. And you need to have extensive knowledge of deep philosophical concepts in order to even grasp the most simple jokes and concepts in these videos.

[@shloombusghorbelsheister8628]

Joss Zarnick That's not funny

[@josszarnick2393]

Lucian Begley What isn’t funny? Did I say a joke funny man?

[@Scorecatron]

I don't know why, but that "The heck is my name" bit got a chuckle out of me.

[@freya9499]

Oh, by the way, im Al. Z. Heimer, of the Arkam Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation, did you know that my friend Al works up there in Arkam, which reminds me that the Arkam Sanitarium is up there, yeah, a good friend of mine works at Arkam, yeah his names Al, Al Z. Heimer, he works at Arkam Sanitarium, up there in Arkam.......

[@benjaminlorenc1228]

I'm not Betty, I'm Benny! Close, Al! Lol, great vid, man

[@jordigeven8485]

Benny where is my platinum chip

[@flowersbloom4262]

One question, before I forget- what, exactly, happens when one is buried in Margaret's garden, or when one merely goes out there? I personally have been buried there a few times, but I can't remember what happens and always wake up in my own bed. Any theories or similar experiences? I would love an answer if anyone knows the truth:)

[@DonkeyMerda]

Definitely one of my most favorite videos with ASMR

[@nashforcash]

Grandpa?

[@nuttygeezer830]

Daddy?

[@Isaacfess]

*FATHER'S FATHER?*

[@Ty_777]

GRAND DAD?

[@度死ぬもう一]

Uncle Fred? I thought what losted you in Russia in 1942.

[@L-i-f-y-t]

Gohan?

[@Robert.o1]

You can’t stop this man from coming up with ideas

[@pip4700]

Dark humor is like food... Why am I here again?

[@giantman8281]

Oh no.

[@cansto214]

I love the stress picking from this vid and the Halloween vid. I keep scrolling back to 40:40 on this and watching that bit over and over. Makes my scalp tingle like crazy! :D

[@Lovatic4Life19]

29:47 was funny af

[@joelfarquhar6951]

"Sorry about all this, I have indigestion" 😂 great

[@LukeFielding]

This was great, such a good character!

[@LukeFielding]

we need more of this character, great acting as well

[@unullness]

I have watched this video so many times that I now say all the iconic lines with him while listening

[@unullness]

Just bought a $500 pair of headphones and this was my goto asmr video for testing. My lord I haven't gotten this many tingles in YEARS

[@adenengle4642]

Plot twist, the patient was his wife.

[@hata6290]

Aden Engle having any trouble swallowing?

[@stephanweber556]

Dr. Al Z. Heimer? Lol... Reminds me of an old music video clip of the Bloodhound Gang where a "Dr. Acula" had his five minutes of fame.. 😆😆 Man, you still haven't lost your sense for creativity and humor as well as your incredible acting skills. And above all that, your ASMR videos are always extremely relaxing. Whenever I come over to your channel in need for some relaxing experience I know there is always something to find for me and I won't be disappointed. That is so great. You are definitely one of the ASMR giants here on KZbin and I'm so glad I found you. So, thank you very much for doing what you do at that high quality level. Have a nice weekend. Greetings from Germany. 🙂

[@gothicurine872]

At first I thought it was going to be a hour of you trying to figure out your name

[@huntercoleman4050]

This may be fake but I'm seriously going to hell for laughing😂 If this guy's from Arkham imagine him doing a checkup on the Joker that would be the funniest thing ever