Kindnapped! [ ASMR ]

Being politely held against your will has never been so relaxing!
You can support my work on Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
You can listen to me outside of KZbin:
Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 1"
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Google Play ► bit.ly/1vPUJgF
And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc.
Podcasts:
EphemRadio ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
Arkham Sanitarium ►apple.co/2alraeV
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
Deer Head ► bit.ly/2aLAw7Q
What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@calebmustin3483]

With this man's calm composure he really gives off that sophisticated killer Vibe you know the one that'll tell you a nice story before chopping you up and putting you in a bag

[@ThatOneLeek]

Ted Bundy

[@victisoof3060]

Esteban Padro Minecraft police, Open Up!!!!

[@verymotivated7193]

The killing method is called *Vibe Check*

[@4Deadserious]

@@thefearshark Watch him not even be joking and this ends up in a That Chapter video 2 years from now

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

That is my killing method and chase's shit no one mentioned psychopaths

[@godlylemon220]

You need to do an ASMR where you roleplay as a Captain of a pirate ship and we're one of your valuable crew mates. I think it would be awesome with gentle chains in the background, soft whispering and maybe some tapping on ancient artifacts we've plundered over the years with you explaining each artifact and how we came to come across it. You could even implement the sound of waves carefully brushing against the ship as we sail across the seas.

[@RookieOne35]

Agreed

[@davidmurphy4672]

yes

[@awfulotis1922]

*leans in ear* *whispers* "ahoy matey, it be yer cap'n" "shiver me timbers, ye seem tired out from all that plundering today, what say ye to a bit of quiet sea shanties me harty?"

[@ManMakeNoise2]

"I am dee captain now"

[@selwingoodl1837]

You should start a channel XD

[@michaelc.4321]

I prefer the term "Surprise adoption" but kidnapped works just as well.

[@melikage6566]

Hmmm I wonder where I heard that before

[@melikage6566]

@MrArtyFilms shuggr

[@memememr46]

Ayy

[@boomtail8433]

Lynx?

[@focalpoint._]

i have a shgurr addiction my parents are worried about me

[@triptomoon9870]

Imagine having a kid walk in on his dad talking to a tied up camera and feeding it.

[@funneimemeguy]

Lol

[@Angiesunshine13]

Walk on his dad? I’m sorry I don’t copy...

[@funneimemeguy]

@@Angiesunshine13 Omg I didn't see that lol

[@travisfromsask4573]

* * - Mom dad is a bannana Auto correct I typed psycho?

[@dickydopy4638]

Travis from Sask lmao wtf

[@valkyriegrace]

i didnt even notice until 4 days after watching this video that the title is "kind napped" and not "kidnapped"...

[@faithrose4197]

Grace Mendoza you made me check😂😂

[@moonwatcher5134]

Grace Mendoza Same! I just now noticed that. 😂😂

[@thomasthetriggeredengine1074]

Grace Mendoza I took me 6 months...it wasn’t until i saw this comment hat i realized

[@jaidenaltom1350]

Grace Mendoza I thought it was a typo😂

[@Azjamo]

I watched this several months ago and just noticed

[@dylanmcfiggins5816]

At the time of this comment he has kidnaped 1,371,055 people that he calls viewers. Someone stop this man!

[@rubyblu21]

No. Please dont!

[@skull7105]

Dylan McFaggins 😂

[@dull_demon4717]

Kindnapped not kidnapped

[@schneidertruckkaluhiokalan1382]

@@dull_demon4717 kidnapped.

[@primitive2616]

Schneider truck Kaluhiokalani kindnapped

[@mikeyaggams1130]

Rift is one of the most creative ASMRists in the history of ASMR.

[@senordoctorprofesorpatrici9866]

You should give Goodnight Moon's Babblebrook Series a go if you're looking for other creative ASMRtists.

[@folyobembay73]

I think you mean he is the most

[@odawg941]

It’s pretty great when you can look up asmr and see,”holding up a chick-fil-a for your relaxation

[@Beltboy]

PierreG ASMR

[@Ari_C]

I'm a big fan of Jim asmr(there's some character I'm unfamiliar with that follows "Jim" in his channel name. I can't type it out but it should be the first channel when you search jim asmr) He does cosplay and just a lot of general roleplay asmr that I enjoy. His costumes are always great in his videos

[@szkoapaleniapapierosow9863]

I'VE BEEN EATING 10 SPOONS OF THIS RICE AND THE BOWL IS STILL FULL WHAT THE HECK

[@brierodriguez3254]

FR!!!!

[@LiterallyJustOVEN]

B I G B O W L

[@spacerwoman.]

Bshdjshdjsbshsbss

[@timmyg8888]

7th time saying this in my life... Reverse psychology

[@celestialbunny]

Why did i find this so funny?

[@is444b3l]

When the kidnapper can't tranquilize you so he uses asmr instead

[@traedavies9718]

One more like and you'll be at 420

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@traedavies9718 One more like and they'll be at 111 past 420.

[@funneimemeguy]

This needs more like

[@VoltageApollo]

This would be sooo effective in the real world

[@alextheturkey5695]

Lmao

[@trak7355]

The biggest satisfaction about this video is that it is exactly 1:00:00 long

[@Azjamo]

TRAK but the thumbnail says 1:00:01 😔

[@sanstheskeleton5310]

TRAK BUT DA VIDEO ENDS THERE

[@aal834]

Balanced as all life should be

[@kleggbloke]

AA L when I’m done, half of your tingles will still exist

[@umbree6407]

@hey Michael vsauce fan here due to how google dose it removes 1 second due to the screen cuts to black then it hits that mark (like this 0.9 (it has to count down to fully 0 to do so

[@griffin1758]

ER: "Do you have a favorite sound?" Me: "Bob Ross' voice" ER: "Oh, interesting."

[@nubnubmcnuberson7609]

Griffin Kelly lel

[@danoffbrand2814]

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@sergentpugsley5137]

Rip Bob Ross

[@croquettes1937]

True. Rest in peace Bob Ross

[@captain_auggie4107]

Happy lil trees

[@rileywilson2960]

*Panic* “You will eventually be let go, out of my hands” *Calm* “Off to a better place, where they all go when I’ve finished with them” *PANIC*

[@benonaru]

on... on earth, this place is...

[@code_name_cody]

there's no doubt about it, ephemeral rift is an artist. absolutely cannot say he's not great at his craft

[@bikeman78]

Agreed, I've been watching/falling asleep to his videos for a few years now. Free therapy :) Thanks rift.

[@Cultureghost]

Or his "lovecraft" perhaps?

[@localanathema3432]

thank you for being so dedicated to us and always putting in the effort to provide us with great ASMR.

[@heavenrvne888]

So many great vids coming from uncle e rn

[@Turo799]

who's uncle ern?

[@Matt-nc9th]

Uncle E. right now*

[@jowiislizzant1384]

I just died on this thread

[@jowiislizzant1384]

uncle ern 😂😂😂

[@preevyet6940]

i wasn't done eating keep feeding me

[@mellowhateseverybodyandals1289]

I want a sandwich. Gimme.

[@ZaccoOfficial]

Omg your pfp

[@cegspace5033]

PREEVYET M E

[@luisberrios8001]

Your profile pic really matches your comment.

[@gwadpot]

f e e d h i m

[@TylerSepecan]

Who else is satisfied by the fact that the video is exactly 1:00:00 long

[@johnfingkennedy1091]

Not mobile users/android users Shits 1:00:01

[@johnfingkennedy1091]

@ßweat Clan huh, it is for me. Maybe its android.

[@johnfingkennedy1091]

@ßweat Clan thank you, I made the songs myself

[@listigerfuchs9806]

Hmm I've got an android it alos has 1:00:00

[@darthrevan533]

Me

[@minty.bliss.]

Then there’s me pretending I was kidnapped so I can avoid the fact that I have an essay to write still

[@catherineduong9241]

Minty Bliss Legit

[@spawner2469]

How did that go for you?

[@sailorcat]

Haha, I can avoid study for an exam xD

[@TheDude420.69]

That sounds like a very bad way to avoid an essay

[@luzherrera4444]

Same

[@awwalexgirl36awesome25]

'You'll be off to a better place' Me: omfg guys he's gonna kill me

[@elenavandermeuse]

awwalexgirl36 awesome that’s exactly what I was thinking

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

'Where they all go when I'm through with them' BITCH RUN

[@clumsiiconfidant5780]

Head of a thousand sheep's wool RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUN.

[@thefinalflash6211]

Nah he just sending us to the beach

[@focalpoint._]

Nah he just got a mansion for free and he givin you it

[@ScarletMorgan-q9s]

Him : you’ve been here for about 13, 14 Me in my head : minutes Him : hours WELP (:

[@jamesgayhotshy2916]

96티파니 Yes though, I did that too

[@misery8264]

My dog most likely peed all over my couch by this point....

[@saint_kaii]

And my head is still bleeding proberly infected at this point

[@Speed-TV]

This dude can make a traumatic plane crash relaxing

[@_Claire_05]

9/11 ASMR

[@tonka_lp]

@@_Claire_05 omg haha

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@_Claire_05 I saw this and I thought: well... make a video on that... that beautiful comment

[@zerty9989]

Malaysia flight 370 asmr

[@frithal2029]

That would actually help people survive since relaxing can reduce injuries. Drunk people can get bashed in the head with an guitar and they'd be fine since they didn't tense up or brace for the impact.

[@nukaxxcola]

I kinda napped after this. ARE MY PUNS WORTHY MASTER RIFT

[@fionnconner1481]

You sure "stole" the show with that

[@ArcanineStripes]

jeez, what a kidder

[@kamaldr]

lel

[@thinkblue8923]

Boooooooooo. Get off the stage bummy

[@marccram2664]

wow, what an ephemeral DRIFT haha ...hah..

[@brandonjeffers7164]

Me-"There's no way I can imagine myself kidnapped and be able to relax" 2 minutes later- 😪😪😴😴😴

[@triskiss210music9]

Brandon Jeffers Hahaha

[@BlueTheSquid]

You weren't kidnapped... you were KINDnapped.

[@ninetailedninja7115]

You have been proven wrong

[@crewman6141]

@@BlueTheSquid KidNAPPED

[@sadisticcargo9389]

@@crewman6141 KINDnapped

[@finn5286]

This character is a perfect example of a psychopath he is very charming and he doesnt seem to have much emotion its like he is building up to doing harm to you when you trust him thats what i was thinking but it has made me tired at 6am so now i can sleep.

[@emiliolepe9292]

Woa u watch ted Bundy too😂

[@dull_demon4717]

@@emiliolepe9292 but it is a perfect example of what to do when you kidnap. Get them to trust you and don't hurt the person out right, do that later. Broken trust adds on to the pain.

[@emiliolepe9292]

@@dull_demon4717 those are some fax there or them making them believe that them hurting them is their own fault

[@dull_demon4717]

@@emiliolepe9292 exactly

[@Max-el7zd]

Dull_Demon47 either way kidnapping is an unacceptable thing. Something keen to remember.

[@carolyntaylor1472]

Me: Someone help me! Er: I have rice Me: 000ooohhh

[@maxwells4138]

Mood.

[@Angiesunshine13]

Carolyn Taylor I need dat rice

[@mythikal_ruse3444]

Me: Tf is in dat bowl? ER: I have a bowl of rice. Me: *I T ' S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E* *l a t e r* ER: You're quite hungry. Me: Well you really haven't seen me at home because I eat like almost 2.5 bowls of ramen noodles and I am 11 years old. I know, I am a fatty.

[@gamerboixx69no16]

Gabez_ Arena don’t give out your age online kid

[@mythikal_ruse3444]

I might of lied tho

[@A_G24H]

Is it just me or does the quality of the video make it look as though this is a video game scene?

[@xThat1Guyxx]

A safe haven cut scene in the new resident evil

[@TheMoDoDragon]

You picked the "bad" ending

[@haydenmarshall1881]

son: mummy where's daddy mother: he's in the basement tying up a camera and talking as if it is a person

[@oneflappyboi3375]

Who are you to assume he has a child

[@namegoeshere2418]

@@oneflappyboi3375 well he is a dad

[@idk-nu7hr]

BUT IT GIVES US MONEY SON!

[@AbrahamGarcia-ue3bo]

LoL

[@TobuscusGameing]

Hayden Marshall Where's *_DADDY_*

[@darylcortez9104]

How tf do I keep getting myself kidnapped by different people🙄

[@johnnyjohnson2826]

kindnapped*

[@remchaill9898]

I know right... last month it was Pandora ASMR, before that Bluewhisper had only just rescued me from god knows who. It never ends.

[@spacepotato3276]

+John Rivera No.

[@fancy_cyka3594]

Daryl Cortez ikr

[@silberzunge_666]

Daryl Cortez Yeah me too. First this craaazy Bitch Stephanie7whisper (she had me for a looooong time) then Bluewhisper and know this🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

[@nuwanda7213]

Rift: "Where they all go when I'm done with them?" Me: Wisconson? **no answer** Me: Fiji? **still no answer** Me: It's Fiji isn't it?

[@theloser1578]

this is so funny

[@juicykiwi7347]

Wisconsin***

[@elenavandermeuse]

Blue Bird When Rift said that I was like welp he’s going to try to kill me 😂

[@funneimemeguy]

Unederated comment

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

That one place from read dead redemption 2 that became a meme but i can't remember the name someone please correct me so i can edit this comment so i can do a funny please

[@Endymenbro]

honestly if someone did this to me I'd probably pay them or something if they didn't harm me at all

[@elhamali9619]

same

[@davidmurphy4672]

oh alright maybe we can plan something JK:P

[@thetwilightspirit69]

same

[@jbob154]

I'm in

[@JellyJamgaming-bl2nt]

basically a ransom that you pay?

[@Tom_Hillman]

did anyone else take forever to read it as "Kindnapped!" instead of "Kidnapped!"

[@timdevries98able]

The only reason i read it as kindnapped is becouse i was reading your comment😂

[@TarotReaderASMR]

tricky :)

[@colinmc3973]

I didn't even noticed

[@gatekeeperdancer9367]

that is what I thought it said to but I like it

[@TotallyNicholas]

I thought it was kidnapped

[@emiliolepe9292]

I fell asleep while watching this and had a dream i was kid napped and that this was playing in the backround while i was getting beat up.

[@focalpoint._]

I think you need to talk with your therapist...

[@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705]

wtf boludo pegaste terrible mal viaje

[@Alex-928]

@@focalpoint._ 😂

[@psychedeliknightmare6988]

Oh noooooo xD

[@Chumb33]

With student loans i wouldn't mind being kidnapped right now

[@ashtonelder6781]

That's Rick Astleys SHOE

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@ashtonelder6781 OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP

[@netizenrealness]

The Stockholm Syndrome is strong with this one

[@thymemoss]

Rainbow77Girl "may the rice be with you"

[@spongegobler3449]

Down

[@leaf1219]

@@thehermit8618 ligma syndrome?

[@bruhmomentos5203]

@@thehermit8618 LiMa bAllS

[@bruhmomentos5203]

@@thehermit8618 appreciate it 🅱️

[@shadowbunny7892]

*is almost asleep* WEAR WHAT YOU WANT WITH TAMPAX PEARL

[@diamondxdragons]

Adblockers help out with that

[@joannab7299]

Lmao rip

[@stantoge]

💀

[@gachayooni781]

Shadow Bunny yea I'm about to sleep lmao

[@tonkatsuu9023]

Alexandru Goga well yeah if you use it to plug your nose

[@superavanator4966]

My brain skipped over the “n” in the word “kiNdnapping”

[@alextheturkey5695]

Same oof

[@alyssabullock6421]

dang, this is like my 3rd time coming here and i never noticed it!

[@MaybeAsh07]

So you thought it was Kindapping

[@bro3797]

@@MaybeAsh07 Kindnappig

[@3toCoco]

Wtfffffff

[@Mr.Animemeguy]

This should've been called "Stockholm Syndrome ASMR"

[@swagkiwi3834]

LMAO so true

[@mayab2859]

E du svenne haha

[@PopCultureFan_]

Hmm, i guess so, i think kidnapping roleplay tho is better. Stockholms is an effect of what can happen tho, and it doubles when the kidnapper is handsome. Also.. majority of us females have it ( I think thats what it said anyways). I remember reading some study about it along time ago. 🤔.

[@caninelynx0747]

ikr 😂😂wtf

[@darthrevan533]

Lol

[@flaffy6181]

"I'm not going to hurt you" Aw darn

[@emiliolepe9292]

Same dude

[@vexynth1276]

Uh Oh Spaghetti-os hol up

[@theloser1578]

okay but same

[@chaingigan7545]

You masochistic fuck

[@woofywoofy1689]

@@chaingigan7545 do you know what jokes are, or do bowling balls like you not have a brain, and thus no sense of humor?

[@kelvin254kk]

*Next episode of ASMR* Relaxing with a murderer [ASMR] GONE WRONG

[@YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA165]

Cops called?

[@claudiot315]

[GONE KINDNAPPED]

[@jerrymcghoulberry1581]

GONE SEXUAL IN THE HOOD COPS CALLED WARNING EXTREME GRAPHIC TINGLES?

[@sillypinkette]

I actually want to see that - a serial killer who spares you his wrath for an ASMR session would be trippy, but really cool!

[@jacobbecker9598]

at the end he accidentally kills you because that's all he knows how to do

[@megancaruana3094]

Ah~ Nothing beats falling asleep to being politely held against your will by a stranger 😊

[@IAmSkystrike]

It's not about the setting, it's about the ssssooouuunnndddsss.........

[@megancaruana3094]

SSSSSSOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

[@megancaruana3094]

Damn right 👅💦

[@sulle2280]

BTSTrash Bill Cosby ain't got shit on E.R😂

[@ErinMinecraftQueen]

BTSTrash BTS! !!

[@taylerdannan1328]

5:37 *water hits the floor* ER: "oops"

[@bee-gh4uk]

lol

[@LucRice]

I didn't even see KINDnapper until he said it

[@nyoom9814]

I was about to ask who wants to fall asleep to being kidnapped but thanks

[@notaspy3751]

I didn't notice it until I read this comment!

[@MrSledhead19]

holy cow.... this is craziness. it's like spell check.... FOR MY EYES. I see kindnapped and the ol' optical nerve is like "it says this word that I've never seen before... ears what's he saying?" ears are like "he's kidnapped us, weird but I'm not judging" optics respond with "yup, guys it says kidnapped" brains like "k got it"

[@wonderyear4896]

Mhmm

[@adolfsalmon756]

MrLuc12367 same

[@hailiemay0092]

I watched this video last night and I had a dream that I was being kid napped and let me just tell you it wasn't as sweet and gentle as this

[@chelljohnson6997]

HailieMay 00 yikes

[@meganslonksnis7067]

God forbid

[@huyen2371]

It would BE asmr vid Gives you food and drinks Reality BEATS YOU UP

[@kudamaster1155]

HailieMay 00 what was it like

[@superavanator4966]

Well it is kindnapped

[@willk.2691]

I feel like this guy would be a good actor

[@xtoxiicness3908]

Will K. Yup

[@Edwin-nh8gk]

Julian Sure he does

[@lucasj6774]

Will K. Q

[@davidclout6286]

Will K. Yeah

[@AchPhoenix]

Since he gets paid to act, isnt he an actor?

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

I’d like to imagine that he really does mean well and is like someone who deprograms people who get brainwashed by cults

[@focalpoint._]

Maybe were one of the people who were involved in Professor Clemmon’s ritual of summoning Kevin “Cthulhu” and he’s helping us get through the trauma?

[@dannydunham2449]

If you watch the whole way thru, he's actually in cahoots with the Sanitarium and is providing them with patients by kidnapping them and taking them there :)

[@roadstarrgunner6299]

Yes I like that much better than what I originally thought it was

[@MegaChorro123]

@@focalpoint._ That’s a cool way to look at it

[@kolejackson6542]

I know it is very off topic, but i love the wooden bowl and wooden spoon. The sounds they make are so much more calming than a metal spoon and a clay/or whatever they use. (i hate the clinking sound it makes)

[@sanslien3514]

Arf

[@larissabennett7926]

Kole Jackson I for one agree with you I absolutely love the sound of the bowl sound that's what I fell asleep to it was very peaceful

[@Shurzii_]

Agreed.... the wooden spoon and bowl are way better

[@Jesters_Headquarters]

I personally like clinking- as long as it’s not too loud

[@thatothergirl4663]

I agree fully!

[@xosammy4301]

Him: sorry, it's probably your first encounter with chloroform Me: well no shit 😊

[@noobthegreat7766]

Sammy's_Space I'm SHOOK,the second that I read your comment,that part instantly came up😨

[@catwithtwohandfeetwalkingi4394]

Fun fact,not my first encounter with chloroform

[@AnotherRandomChild]

@@catwithtwohandfeetwalkingi4394 I am worried about you sir.

[@KingOtama]

Ikr

[@KingOtama]

C Wil Gaming ikr

[@thedarknessherself3454]

This is soothing bc it feels like you really dont have to worry about anything because you aren’t allowed to be in control of anything if that makes any sense

[@flixnchills]

"You'll reach your final destination. Not that one tho... " I lol'd, nearly asleep.

[@0_h1t3]

19:31

[@zeeby27]

I L O L ‘ D

[@Linksabbiegen]

At least take me out to dinner first

[@undercoverwaffle395xx6]

crowd oniwa 😂😂😂😂

[@Nightingale0666]

He took you in to dinner

[@rachaelouellette27]

technically he gave you dinner

[@rekillz]

You are the dinner

[@focalpoint._]

You dinner

[@AnimatedASMR]

Is it kidnapping if I chose to be here?

[@guilhermehank4938]

No, its stockholm syndrome. Good stockholm that is...

[@arcxcc]

Yes. You chose to be there but he's not letting you go. That's still kidnapping.

[@allenboyea7792]

it only kidnapping if your their by force and\or forced to stay.

[@JonathanNWHunt]

No, its just a suprise slumber party!

[@FourTwenT]

Actually, it's a storm drain

[@Burger914]

Me:holyshit ER:water and cheap rice Me:okay

[@Brass_Buckle]

Big chungus big chungus big chungus big chungus

[@eliben4066]

"I'm not the richest guy"...meanwhile, owns a plague mask, gas lamp, a sickle and all sorts of antiques, plus he bought a life size Xenomorph egg.

[@zkgarage1939]

Why did you say my first name?

[@ninetailedninja7115]

Where do you see a xenomorph egg?

[@LifeRewind0119]

@@UltimateShow860 that is part of his name, 4 months ago is actually when he commented

[@LifeRewind0119]

@@UltimateShow860 You have much to learn my apprentice!

[@lilly4125]

*casually sneaks in*

[@0xiah]

How you gonna drop the "better place" line then expect me to want your rice

[@0xiah]

P.s I still ate it

[@Bee-45000]

​@@0xiah LUL

[@bigeg228]

Why isn't this man a full-time actor

[@rykensnow]

yeah

[@zekayman]

yeah

[@allisonisaname5850]

yeah

[@rebel8343]

yeah

[@user-gy3vv4zj5p]

yeah

[@tressaanthony3572]

Him: you are probably in one of the most safest places you’ve ever been. Me: ummm ehm ehm excuse me it looks like you’ve got a lot of weapons behind you

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

Tools aren't intrinsically weapons, they can be used as weapons but they aren't really.

[@clumsiiconfidant5780]

YourMomsAFurry Yeah-

[@callmekiefer7795]

nah bruv he just imagenativery

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@yourmomsafurry1971 why is your mom a furry

[@thiemenbreed]

Just paper cups don't worry

[@doommantia6925]

Uncle E is oddly good at playing convincing characters.

[@dcbeats1624]

side when is this Chanel called "uncle e"

[@Blue-bv1ur]

fans have been calling him uncle E for years lol

[@misterio7346]

William Anuschomper Dude why do u have that picture??

[@jacopofumanti4566]

Misterio probably he likes mayhem

[@pinking123et]

You can see how high quality ERs videos have by simply looking at his beard. I can see every hair on that chin

[@No1TypeC]

Yeah, and that's not just because of some sharpening effect like in many others ASMR videos. His setup is actually good.

[@delacruzz1001]

Do you guys happen to know what camera he uses?

[@heysmr9480]

my best guess would be a Panasonic or Sony mirrorless, but it could also be a DSLR. He's definitely using some decent photography lenses and that's what matters. But it's also a lot about how well he's lighting the scenes. Proper lighting goes a long way and is arguably a lot more important than the camera you're using.

[@BewareTheLiveWire]

Do you see every beard hair, or does every beard hair see you? :o

[@pinking123et]

PanzerJuice Mind=Blown

[@elijahleduc8680]

you should DEFINITELY do a roleplay of Joel from the last of us!!!

[@EphemeralRift]

I plan on it.

[@isiahduran2041]

REALLY?!?

[@1Insurgency1]

that'd be great if you were to do that uncle E

[@TrystFilms]

this guy seems like one of the fucked up untruth worthy guys from The Walking Dead season 6 with the W on their forehead.

[@Бетани-о8о]

Oh lord yes.

[@deltaduxdan816]

I can imagine a scene where the sedative doesn't work or he forgot it or it wore off too soon and the protagonist starts to get loose and he says in a calm asmr voice "Oh shit." And tip toes out briskly and with a slight hunch like he's running up some stairs and is trying to be quiet.

[@InfoCannon]

deltaduxdan lmao this made my night

[@ParkerVal98]

Kono dio da!

[@SPARTANc00KI343]

This guy kidnapped me from GentleWhispering. MARIA?! MARIA WHERE ARE YOU?!

[@SPARTANc00KI343]

This isn't a hate comment btw

[@jackiea.507]

I love Maria ! But this guy is great

[@lolasheep5163]

Happy meal

[@mariahaz6937]

Happy Meal I’m right here😂

[@gay883]

Happy Meal I hate Maria

[@jgallaa]

Bet u didnt notice the title says "kindnapped" and not "Kidnapped".... Took me 13 minutes to figure it out i want my like

[@wattmanforever]

woah..

[@radspeed113]

Jacqueline Day you got your like

[@kenzirpj]

Jacqueline Day when you scroll all the way up to make sure thats what it actually said

[@kenzirpj]

Jacqueline Day you also got your like

[@aaronpulliam4271]

Jon C. Try a year. I just figured it out

[@katekursive1370]

So do we rub the lotion into our skin or?..

[@ianthe2131]

+Brave Kate I just had my friend stop saying that reference. PLEASE STOP!!

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

RUB THE LOTION IN THE SKIN

[@FourTwenT]

Yes please

[@sugarcookie9192]

yes, or else we'll get the hose again

[@th3giv3r]

It does this whenever it's told.

[@dylanmcfiggins5816]

ER: hello you have been kindnaped Me: LET ME GO (1 hour latter) ER: well i'm going to let you go. good luck out there. Me: i don't want to go im staying. WISPER MORE!

[@focalpoint._]

*the man is letting you go and you’re being rude, do you want him to get the shotgun?*

[@CBCsolar]

@@focalpoint._ I bet it has the best suppressor up to date

[@CBCsolar]

Not even a response. Cmon' that was a good one!

[@kill_psyfurr]

@@CBCsolar that was good

[@rustagesmom5833]

@@CBCsolar IT WAS AMAZING

[@Spocklee]

wow, the most friendly and respectable kidnapper I've ever meet. could you napp me all least ounce a week so I can get a break from my family lol

[@GavrielTGK]

that's why the title is KINDnapped

[@780d4]

you've met other kidnappers?

[@Spocklee]

no but i have common sense

[@rakemwilliams6538]

Spocklee You put commas and periods just to still spell met wrong

[@faithrose4197]

😂😂😂😂when you livin in a spanish family😂😂

[@TheKazu42]

I bet he looks crazy feeding rice to a camera

[@emc8666]

Because cross dressing as a creepy masked woman, making clicking sounds at the camera doesn't look crazy..

[@browneyed.girlasmr]

Touché

[@ThalinsGenohan]

em c Of course not. Why would it?

[@pigeon3933]

Numbr81, Because..Offering it a glass of water isn't?

[@rustlemania3353]

em c's comment was fine, but Pigeon ... yours is stupid.

[@bungcheese6366]

"Here in my garage"

[@thorntheerect5466]

C r i n g e.

[@JustShotsForMeh]

How is that cringe? I see this term used so often it's starting to lose its meaning, fuck off.

[@HappyDragneels_page]

i always make sure i tingle at least once a day, i just keep the hostages to remind me why i tingle

[@thorntheerect5466]

+Stas Twinkleton What about the Here in my Garage? It's so old, and it became viral because the line was so cringey and cheesy. Some people just spam what others say and don't even know what they're actually doing.

[@serireicanon]

Thorn , The Nerfed Looks like someone isn't in their garage.

[@lickitysplit2260]

This man actually has very good acting skills in this kinda situation and says everything as if he has been in it before, I am guessing it is mostly improv and I am amazed at his skills, this man genuinely could get some kinda roll as a actor, not a high level Robert Downey Jr. but a good b movie pick

[@TheMoDoDragon]

I think he makes a script

[@vampy5071]

RDK cant act that good 😅

[@PanGuy_]

@@TheMoDoDragon he said before it's 99% improv

[@red-qw5jd]

@@vampy5071 rdj can't act that good? RDJ CAN'T ACT THAT GOOD!?! Oh Vampy, I thought we are friends. how could you betray me like that? *cries in fangirl*

[@red-qw5jd]

Sorry for being cringe it is like 4 am and my brain feels like it's been melted

[@Ak-vq4wi]

why did i trust him with that water, i fell asleep right after he gave it to me...😳

[@FlattestJoker]

Its Crazychicktho! You got Cosby'd fam

[@BichaelStevens]

Its Crazychicktho! It's the fluoride

[@User_1767]

When you're trying to figure out if the background noise is in the video or IRL

[@felipecurrez4427]

I never knew how satisfying it would be to watch someone stir rice for ten minutes

[@maelri86]

I know, right?? When he stopped, I was like, "But I want moooore...!"

[@marsmurderer9868]

"That was probably your first encounter with chloroform...as well as maybe the pavement." That actually sounds like a bad ass John Wick type movie quote

[@loveshaneforever]

Did anyone else notice how salty he was when he said: "All the ones that leave me"? I felt bad for him.

[@boo8138]

An1m3Fr3ak I like this comment. But its at 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it.

[@theothersideofparadise4732]

Ya Yeet same..

[@sunsaturn3970]

Take your feelings, and

[@lucasthedemon3632]

Thomas: you've been here 13, 14 hours. Me: no I've been here for about 4 minutes.

[@klausovk1307]

We are number one but every time they say "one" he offers more rice

[@charliemashburn9073]

KlauSoVK perfect comment

[@sinnamonroll9289]

Gavin Kennedy THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME!

[@wishicouldwin533]

@@sinnamonroll9289 ugh let's try something else

[@needyboss5280]

RICE PLZ

[@brohooddk5596]

@@UltimateShow860 you were the chosen one, you were supposed to continue the meme

[@Z-Zack]

"I'm sort of sorry about all of this, but its for your own good." Man just say "Sorry-not-sorry" like everybody else!

[@CarlSlime]

KZbin gave me a sponsored ad for duct tape and rope...

[@Maid_In_Heaven]

S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ WOW that's really nice what a coincidence

[@kriegrrr]

S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ sure jan

[@AFXPaladin]

X'Elias of Rivia 👌

[@nuts4640]

Oh no

[@thatsaboutit-gamingmore6383]

My god It knows..

[@samanthablaisdell2149]

What if someone walks in on him feeding a camera rice and water

[@shelby2901]

Samantha Blaisdell lmao

[@BoxShards]

Samantha Blaisdell, as he casually rubs a small circular cloth over the camera

[@unintelligentintellectual8508]

Son: Mom where's dad? Mom: he's in the garage feeing a camera some rice and water

[@pattdmdj]

how tf do you "feed water"

[@fatjuicytaco]

Simply explain that you were casually whispering into a microphone so people have orgasms in their heads and spinal columns.

[@tomodonnell9334]

u know this is the best kidnapping video ive seen so far in a way. the other kidnapping videos ive seen still creep me out lol

[@DianneWilderASMR]

some get tingly when creeped LOL

[@SpiritLemon]

Kindnap*

[@j7ra1n]

repunzel ASMR has kidnapping videos that alot of people like. if your curious.

[@sarafrankel5654]

"sorry, it's probably your first encounter with chloroform" you underestimate my kinkiness

[@charmingboxdude_]

I can admit-

[@xThat1Guyxx]

How would you even use chloroform for a kink

[@aleksandrsokolov5449]

@@xThat1Guyxx yes

[@imprezacabbit2309]

Kya , judging by your pfp I say you’re about, hmmmmm... 14 maybe 15.

[@imprezacabbit2309]

Striker , idk just something I do when I’m sleep drunk at 12 am

[@joeyburns9603]

Please make the kindnapper a series!

[@qwaccc]

Joey Burns watch the insomnia killer video

[@theityouwhenitmeanyouarewh5303]

Hey E.R. ! You should do another "Death" video called a brush with death! And it's a brushing video.

[@gryphon7675]

I love Death. Best video

[@suckmydingledong]

+DeathRules I love them too, rip Chuck.

[@vtyler18]

Clever! Haha

[@oliverlopez3191]

I'd be too busy headbanging

[@cas995]

How amazed are you it actually happened 😱

[@faellcedaer5034]

"It's just a little hydrogen oxide" Me: WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT HYDROGEN MONOXIDE

[@AdvancedCinema]

The Creator I think he said Peroxide...

[@MatthewThi11]

Hell I need Benzoyl peroxide.

[@spongegobler3449]

Fuk gemme nitrogen and oxygen

[@diablofrag2177]

Water is hydrogen dioxide... also i think that tritium is probably much more dangerous than hydrogen monoxide?

[@Bone20647]

The Creator or hydrogen peroxide

[@noscxpedx9091]

Him: this is probably your first encounter with chloroform. Me: no shit Sherlock.

[@fistpump6245]

noscxped x Me: This is probably a stolen comment.

[@Mkmcco]

Uno reverse card

[@goronimus304]

keep digging watson

[@thisphonyalex9879]

Like who stirs their rice with so much concentration

[@clovr4157]

James Baker chef’s

[@AnotherRandomChild]

Asmrist trying to give dem *TiNgLeS*

[@ThatOneLeek]

*Slowly raises hand*

[@Ari_C]

Someone trying not to spill rice on the floor

[@nickythehickey]

Thomas does

[@vanner1198]

*8 minutes in* ER: You’ve been kidnapped Me: Really? Thanks for letting me know!

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

I am creeped out but in a very relaxing way.

[@sinergizer7231]

Your not the only one. I was honestly a little terrified at the beginning.

[@austinwheeler230]

I love comming back to this video every so often to get Kindnapped again. Some extra TLC and thinking of new and old memories that come out of his questions. Haunting and pleasant. So nice to listen and get my tingles back.

[@faultyold3600]

so you go around, kid napping people, getting them down as balls on sedatives, and bringing them to your basement where you feed them from a magic infinitely filled rice bowl.......eh not the worst hobby.

[@thymemoss]

Trustworthy Traitor he puts the spoon and bowl up to the screen then dumps the rice back in the bowl. Kinda smart, huh?

[@apollyon1584]

Next video will be about medieval torture, but ASMR.

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

Not a bad idea!

[@MaybeAsh07]

YourMomsAFurry no,she is not,she’s a weeb asshole

[@MaybeAsh07]

@Noah Tate Not to be rude but do you understand the idea of sarcasm?

[@MaybeAsh07]

@Noah Tate I am going to assume you're a kid by the way you're typing so I'm not gonna get aggressive here,all I'm gonna say is that even text on a screen can have a tone,depends on the context.

[@Nothing-jv4pb]

Ashez II I understand why you think they are a kid but why say that when your one yourself. I listened to your video so you can’t really argue there.

[@Argomundo]

I really love the note taking stuff

[@Edgessnipes]

Agreed

[@vordfur]

Yeah me too.

[@chrisfowler2535]

that was my favourite bit 😴

[@flitterflutter7394]

you should check out inventory. that's all he does in the whole video.

[@SeaguIISoup]

this turned from kidnapping to therapy session real quick lmao

[@brooood]

When "kind" still means kid in your language.

[@ThatOneGuyJesse]

Dutch?

[@sicknaramu]

lol

[@viiperbiite]

German?

[@yippeeflowers]

𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪-𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕚𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞 𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕜. German. Don't be a dickwad.

[@brooood]

System 2194 Dutch, nice try tho.

[@jacobg.9372]

Okay, if you’re gonna kindnap me then I’d like something better than microwave rice, like get me some KFC, I want fried chicken, this is a message to all the kidnappers out there, pamper your victim, it should be like some sort of courtesy that all kidnappers are held to...

[@ImfromTexastoo]

Brotato Chip73 Braums. I'd totally get in a kidnap van for a Braums chicken sandwich.

[@focalpoint._]

Brotato Chip73 *THE MAN CAN’T AFFORD KFC, HE’S BEING POLITE AND SO SHOULD YOU, YOU GREEDY BASTARD*

[@honeymilk2891]

@@focalpoint._ r/wooooooooshhhh

[@verymotivated7193]

David UwU Misplaced wooosh, and you didn’t get his joke, so basically you r/wooosh-ed yourself

[@Ari_C]

Or at least make it cheesy rice. Cheesy rice is the best

[@diamondxdragons]

Should I be relaxed or tense in this situation?

[@FourTwenT]

Why not both

[@AdvancedCinema]

Diamond xDragons well its an ASMR video so most likely relaxed, I'd imagine

[@mistergrieves]

Melissa jajajajaja 🌮🌮🌮

[@mopar3602]

Diamond xDragons yes.

[@kitkatrebel1123]

Diamond xDragons, I was thinking the same thing!

[@williamkensington2772]

5:38 *spills water* *BLINKS FURIOUSLY*

[@kyspls5717]

That rice high key sounded good af

[@justanordinarycritic4953]

Bitch, it’s still rice, rice is goddamn delicious.

[@fatjuicytaco]

Uncle Ben! Noooooooooooo!

[@mpstoic2749]

I know you'll probably never see this comment on a 4 year old video, but I've continuously watched it to help me fall asleep hundreds of times over the past 4 years and its gotta be the greatest video ever made. Thank you, I really wish there was a sequel where you returned to see us "in a better place"

[@levi1828]

Is it bad that I'd actually *LIKE* to be kidnapped by someone like this than be at home? lmao

[@thymemoss]

ShadowScytheArmstrong probably.

[@liadizer]

Honestly, me. I wouldn’t have to go to school from then on

[@Maid_In_Heaven]

ShadowScytheArmstrong STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

[@814x6]

Nah

[@tkrng0193]

@@kristenjustkristen9462 it's a comment chill bruh

[@apersonandaperson]

If I got kidnapped by this man when he releases me I would stay, I find him delightful.

[@wren5962]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of the effects of S t o c k h o l m S y n d r o m e

[@kennethha416]

Stockholme syndrome pog

[@redravioli3939]

@@wren5962 lol

[@gianna0627]

“I’m here as a friend.” Sir, last time I checked, *friends don’t kidnap each other.*

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

What are you talking about i just go to my homie's crib while he's sleepin and throw him in a van and drive off.

[@gianna0627]

YourMomsAFurry Sir or ma’am, please give me your location. *I only wanna talk...*

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

@@gianna0627 *gives address*

[@Ari_C]

@@gianna0627 You mean to tell me you've never participated in a good ol' friendnapping? You really should give it a try

[@wren5962]

They don’t kidnap eachother, they *kind*nap eachother