Doctor Reacts To Cringey TikToks #3 | Dr. Mike

[@zoekate9943]

‘Wash your hands wash your hands WASH YOUR HANDS’ has the same energy ‘chest compressions chest compressions CHEST COMPRESSIONS’

[@fubbyfubfub6909]

Hahaha

[@roxariano4953]

Thats where he gets it from😂

[@roxariano4953]

Thats where he gets it from😂

[@-________-9267]

No no no chest compressions are a classic

[@michaelc7723]

Hand-washing has saved tens of millions of lives. 160 years ago, Dr Semmelweis started the decrease in the needless slaughter of patients by promoting hand-washing. Unfortunately, this fact took too long to gain prominence. Most of the deaths caused by medical and nursing negligence in the last century and almost all previous deaths under medical care were caused by lapses in hand-washing. Masks are important. Hand-washing is at least as important.

[@EVEspinosa79]

The sunburn guy has a point. Diet is important to prevent future damage. For example, his mom didn't get enough folic acid during pregnancy and now he is taking stupid risks and giving nonsense advice.

[@vaishnaviashutosh4151]

This is top tier humour 😂

[@caprichat8910]

This, this is true comedy.

[@michellesstory5065]

🤣 This comment went in a different direction than I expected. You're awesome. 🤣❤️

[@melomana91]

😂

[@justice898]

Dayum woman u got elite class humor

[@Sadfrog245]

Mike is like that one cool dad who is trying to be cooler but everyone already loves who he is

[@kashika_strawberry.lipstic4624]

His children will be really lucky to have him as a dad

[@tortul1462]

And his wife

[@vaishnavishah6424]

Does he have kids??

[@kashika_strawberry.lipstic4624]

@@vaishnavishah6424 nope He isn’t even married

[@Vigrabo]

He is really funny

[@chomiya8831]

4:07 my friend Sandi got diagnosed with cancer while we were out having lunch with some other friends. After the phone call she got from the hospital, we were all so shocked and devastated. We started crying, group hugging and being absolutely broken … a few hours later, another phone call comes in and they said sorry it was a name mix up between Sandi with an I and Sandy with a Y. I cannot even begin to imagine how APPALLING it must be for Sandy with a Y to get this same phone call but in reverse OMG? I really hope that didn’t happen to her!

[@alexia3552]

whoaaaaaa

[@OFFICIAL_I.D.I.O.T.S_DJ]

That must be a crazy feeling....

[@katieballesteros7171]

Kids: “can we stop at McDonalds?” Nurse mom: “No, We have scrubs at home”

[@osfnzusjwnnoudisn7601]

KAJSOAJD

[@elizabethhamby2628]

LMAOOO

[@annabarnes7318]

Kid: “I don’t want no scrubs”

[@kymoraholmes7975]

Nurse mom: Oh well to bad your gonna eat it.

[@ovrdedge821]

@@annabarnes7318 im SO sad no one got this reference 😂 I love that song

[@justmindset]

"You think our ancestors in Egypt wore sunscreen?" People in ancient Egypt also had a life expectancy of 30 years, so...

[@l.c.8475]

And they covered their skin with cloth

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

The average life expectancy was brought down because many children died at birth or in their infancy. If you were able to make it through childhood you had a good chance of making it to old age.

[@itspowers9107]

@@WouldntULikeToKnow. I'm not so sure about this. Many of the ancient Egyptians died o cancer.

[@TraffyPaw]

(Stardust crusaders)

[@jwrosenbury]

@@WouldntULikeToKnow. Go into any group of random people and ask how many of them would be alive without modern medicine. Very few over the age of 35 will raise their hands. Personally, I would have died of appendicitis at age 29, and that doesn't count the numerous wounds for which I took antibiotics at a younger age. There were really old people in ancient (or even fairly recent) times. But they were the lucky few. For the majority, life was brutal and short. Gratitude is in order. Thank you Dr. Mike.

[@belarose2142]

Anyone else love how there’s no intro😂, he gets right into it

[@dinazwitscher9872]

He invested all intro energy into the last video about blue light 😁😁😁

[@albertj2459]

No! I was so confused 🤣🤣🤣

[@catguardian007]

Totally!

[@user-pv8tj6wo5g]

and hes hot

[@kash2354]

I initially thought it was a preview, took me a few seconds to realise it wasn't😂

[@Major003]

5:45 The "bOoStEd" bit describing what an autoimmune disease is really made my day as a fibro patient.

[@LyssieLyrical]

Saaaame!! I have multiple AI diagnoses and Fibro too. I greatly appreciated his statement there!!

[@ripperplaysclon152]

Don’t boost it.

[@momkatmax]

Fibro Strong here too! Here in Indiana there is a faux Himalayan Salt cave to treat ALL KINDS of immune diseases. Remember always to research before using. There are many ways to surgically separate someone from their money.

[@laurahess3417]

Same here with my Lupus and fibromyalgia.

[@itsdragoninawagon]

lol i have psoriatic arthritis and would prefer my scalp and joints not to be attacked

[@abbykuhn4987]

“Can you imagine how loud bathrooms would be?” *aggressive blooping*

[@missz9241]

but we know if you cleaning your hands

[@KrisHe1]

@@missz9241 let's be honest, that would be nice! Like some people that touch you and you're like... where have those hands been... when were they last cleaned... ew. Germsbonanza.

[@aadyamehra_]

aggressive 'pewing' not blooping

[@imbaekyerim]

@@aadyamehra_ if they wrote it like that, they did

[@lastoftheblacks]

I was peacefully scrolling through the comment section- then while read this comment.. this part of the vid was on 😃

[@mafumafusnumberonefan]

“Imagine how noisy that would be- *BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP-“*

[@kaywhite8377]

I laughed so hard at that lmao

[@philipjosephbanaag609]

YEP thats a Bloop-er alright.

[@mrbabbleding]

3:33

[@starlightsQK]

💀

[@floppy4227]

😐

[@lauracapuano4850]

The third one is my video with the twerking to classical music! I’m glad you liked it 😂😂

[@LamestreamMedia]

Amazing!!

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

Wow 😭🤣

[@ubaimohammed1938]

What peice was it

[@virtualarmageddon6232]

You are a true hero of our generation, highly inspiring, thank you

[@samhart8800]

lmao it was my favorite

[@shaunakei28]

Funnily enough, when my Mom was a trauma nurse (Military Vietnam era). She was the only one who could cause this. Anyone else could comment but the moment she did- rapid response, flights in from the European staging hospitals, all kinds of things. She also said full moons ALWAYS meant a whole bunch of stuff going down.

[@G01NGP0ZT4L]

oh dude my dad was a vietnam nurse !

[@pxrasite7631]

my mom (who is currently a nurse) says that all the crazy people come into the hospital with the craziest injuries on full moons.

[@meighandimaria5754]

"Wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands." "Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions."

[@Sunniesand3]

I was just taught about hands only CPR and the teacher was like “then you perform chest compressions-“ and I just thought of dr mike 😂

[@christina113704]

😅🤣

[@my-crazy-fantastic-fanatic]

Important things must be repeated thrice-

[@meighandimaria5754]

@couch_ potato Who stole this? I didn't even read the comments here. And even if I wasn't the first to say it, I'm sure other people also said it.

[@kittkattkimm]

PLOOP PLOOP PLOOP >:D

[@HarleyCringe]

I feel like saying "quiet" in hospitals is the same thing as saying "Macbeth" in theatres 😂

[@hynyw]

Kinda sad that I don't get the reference😕 is it like a horror movie or something?

[@SarahYasmineXO]

😂😂😂

[@1dalmighty225]

😂😂

[@HarleyCringe]

@@hynyw Macbeth is the name of a Shakespeare's play, and people say that it brings bad luck to say it's name in a theater

[@MrNikolidas]

If the answer to Macbeth is to say "the Scottish play" instead, does that mean you have to say "with lowered voices" in hospitals?

[@minilamma4879]

Doctor: *says the Q word* Death rate: goes up

[@juliaalvarez537]

huh

[@kellycoms5377]

lol

[@elizabethafton7331]

Oof

[@killergarfield]

Objective: C̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶t̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶a̶s̶k̶s̶ New objective updated: *Survive*

[@minilamma4879]

@@hellparks c r o i s s a n t

[@oglothenerd]

I think salt lamps and scented candles can help in terms of making you feel happy, thus making it easier to recover. You said it yourself! Good attitude is important!

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

By that token, anything that makes you happy is medicine: kitten cuddles, bubble baths, boxes of chocolates, winning the lotto, the bloody destruction of your enemies, etc.

[@oglothenerd]

@@bemusedbandersnatch2069 Drugs... Lol.

[@nav8799]

I really appreciate the fact that being a doctor, having a busy routine, he still uploads on youtube regularly... Lots of love Mike ❤

[@guessmyname9976]

Sahi keha bhen g.

[@ArsenicPaste]

lots of love? "LOL"??

[@rahulpuneetsrivastava3750]

Active procrastinator. Doc . Mike is as perfect as a human could get . And I'm not talking about his looks .I mean the cause , the kindness , the way he conducts himself , the way he manages his time. He fuels my passion of becoming a doctor .

[@rahulpuneetsrivastava3750]

Also I see some Indians. Kya chal raha hai behn

[@guessmyname9976]

@@rahulpuneetsrivastava3750 specifically punjabi i think cuz her name is punjabi. And that's why i commented her in Punjabi

[@random01759]

He’s so innocent lmaoo he couldn’t tell the second vid was a joke

[@hillvalleykid]

I did not get the joke either

[@yuosyo]

@@hillvalleykid Same.

[@hillvalleykid]

@@yuosyo peoples like my comments but they still doesn't explain 😩

[@bobm_g]

@@hillvalleykid the joke was that she does the exact opposite you’re supposed to do, you’re supposed to take and wash your scrubs but she says she feeds them to her child, the thing that you’re not supposed to do

[@ava1872]

I mean it was a bad joke so-

[@ninjakitten2571]

The walk into the clinic is fine. It's when the visit is over and they say: have a nice day! Which really means: good luck finding your way back out!

[@RavenMistwolf]

YES! EXACTLY!

[@tiny99990]

seriously though this one right here head on the nail was officially hit.

[@mlp.k]

💜🔒 ARMY 🔒💜

[@theultimatehuman]

If you listen close you can hear the wailing of the patients who never found their way out of the labyrinth...

[@aztecklover69]

Aidan Lawson kinda morbid yet🤣🤣🤣

[@mikaelabaker313]

Would love to see how Doctor Mike responds to issues for people of color (rashes, symptom variances, risk levels for disease, pregnancy related morality, etc.) New but huge fan. I really enjoy the level of practicality he has when explaining the importance of issues & how much I learn with each episode - not only about medicine, but another human point of view.

[@andymarie]

Nobody: Me: ...*washing hands* *BLoOp BlOOp bLoOP BlOoP*

[@srijapabba4989]

How does this comment have 408 likes but no comments

[@parkermell]

700th like

[@account9238]

The nobody template

[@josephabril5655]

how does this have 1000 likes and 4 replays lol

[@igravestonei]

Lol

[@WookieWoman]

Saying "quiet" in a hospital is like saying "slow" when you work in a restaurant/kitchen. 😂

[@vannacossii2836]

Why is that so true!😭

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

I don't understand

[@Conqueroru]

@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 when you work in hospital, its a factory of people coming in and impossible to not be not busy at all or they'll start losing staffers. Same goes to restaurant/kitchen. When its slow, you should be worried or alarmed cuz someone might make the cut.

[@parisr.2894]

@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 It's basically jinxing yourself

[@krystaloftheshores]

Or like saying the name of the Scottish play. For those who don’t know, it rhymes with ‘Ick-seth’.

[@petrrogozyan1443]

Me: waiting in the lobby with a broken arm Nurse: twerking to classical music

[@camilomadrigal5583]

Lol

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

Me

[@anyaberg7]

Listen, I work at a dentist's office and this is ABSOLUTELY what we do once we finish checking you in and we're just waiting for the doc

[@vibrantgleam]

@@anyaberg7 Hehe, I mean imagine working 24/7 at a hospital/doctor's/clinic

[@cosmic4769]

Doctor Mike is like the type of guy that thinks he isnt cool but he is

[@MJ1-c7d]

Her kids be like: 🎶’I don’t want no scrubs’ 🎶

[@emmalazzaro2018]

LOL

[@robb8234]

@whaddup Demons it's me ya boi , Her kids be like 'Not Scrubs AGAIN!!! ' bahhahahahahha

[@sinnbadd278]

🎶A scrub is a shirt that can’t get no love from me🎶 😂

[@RuminatingRaptor]

😂😂😂

[@PlayedLOL_XD]

What is a scrub

[@HelloItsVG]

The thumbnail= ouch

[@fher89]

E

[@bymertv3836]

Brooo vg whatchu doing here

[@alxxsv]

@@bymertv3836 trying to advertise his channel by writing unoriginal comments

[@bymertv3836]

@@alxxsv he's my buddy, i've talked to him for a long time now. I'm pretty sure he isn't doing that.

[@johnqu8227]

never thought you watch him

[@Plaid5912]

"Just so everyone knows, washing your hands does not make that sound effect." Oh, thanks, scared me so bad. Never washed hands my entire life, thanks for the heads up.

[@chocoshroom2926]

Lol

[@shatteredshards8549]

I met someone this weekend who quite possibly never washed their hands their entire life, so it would have been VERY HELPFUL for this video to have come out sooner.

[@rencedionson273]

@Amelinda TOEIC ur gei

[@HSSMC112]

That one about sunscreen, I laughed so hard I mean look at his face he does not know what to say🤣🤣😂

[@anushkamishra7952]

I love how baffled Dr. Mike when the guy was talking about not using sunscreen omg

[@ArsenicPaste]

lmfao ikr

[@michaelmelnyk3993]

I think his brain burnt. 🤣

[@zinniaward8549]

I'm mixed but I have quite dark skin and I have never had sunburn but I still wear Suncream everyday Like what was that TikTok guy on?

[@littlelou050]

@@zinniaward8549 Exactly. Sunscreen helps protect you from the sun if you can't be in the shade or covered up completely. Everyone needs it whether you burn or not. I hate wearing sunscreen but you know what, I'd rather wear it than harm my body. I've never burned, I tan beautifully, I'm black but I live in England so I'm lighter than I used to be from less sun exposure but best believe my colour comes back during August 😂

[@zinniaward8549]

@@littlelou050 OMG sameee. I live in England too. I have tan lines on my arms and it's quite dramatic 😂

[@MaliciousMollusc]

Sunburn guy: "Don't eat acidic foods, eat natural foods" Orange: wtf

[@MaliciousMollusc]

@@emmag8957 Wait till he finds out that almost every food is acid based

[@lumeme]

I think the guy thinks orange is sus

[@SweetT77777]

I think that guy's brain is on acid....or fried. Either way, it's a few french fries short of a happy meal. 🤨

[@seenamr6405]

orange do be kinda sus tho

[@MaliciousMollusc]

@@seenamr6405 Lmao XD

[@racquelwilliams9673]

He does the "hold my pec while I laugh" like Chris Evans lol

[@Ashsams]

Omg he totally does 😂

[@katharina3362]

Actually he reminds me so much of Chris Evans personality wise

[@racquelwilliams9673]

@@katharina3362 good-hearted humans

[@ApPle-wm3nc]

Wow I didn’t even notice

[@phoebelasala5059]

But we love Chris Evans

[@Da_real_bear_vr]

I love how doctor mike just explains one thing and goes into a endless loop hole like sun burn to cancer to the worst kind of cancer to bad bad things that would happen and so on btw love the vid 💕

[@420.4life]

Ok, my new favorite thing Mike has ever said is: "Imagine how noisy bathrooms would be- *INHALE* B L O O P B L O O P B L O O P B L O O P B L O O P B L O O P B L O O P

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

LMAOOOO

[@minbochen1090]

BRO I WAS WATCHING THE PART WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT

[@muryuw]

@@minbochen1090 Me ToO

[@maje7055]

Ikr lol 🤣

[@madrippa1571]

LMAO best part

[@rkivelover]

My teacher: “Why are you laughing?” Me: “Nothing.” My brain: *WEEEEEEEEEE*

[@yamaguchitadashi2270]

Pickle the dinosaur :D

[@cdenny1515]

PICKLE

[@simigulati4885]

pickle the dinosaur i love your Moriah Elizabeth inspired profile pic

[@irena1222]

Omg, I got to that part just as I read this 😂

[@macaronmadness6744]

OMG is that you pickle

[@LolitaCraft]

Is there some kind of unwritten rule that doctor's offices have to be laid out like a labyrinth?

[@Arachnia_Sea]

Hey, they got their cardio in for the day

[@kurtisconn4710]

Ronda Hiller I thought the cardio happened when emergencies appeared? LoL 😂

[@wibblewobble489]

I thought it was so that they all had fast and easy acess to needed equipment that seems to be always in the centre or front or back of a building?? dunno i'm with you tho, its fucked lolol

[@Suutashi]

4:08 This was me years ago when I requested a copy of my medical records from an orthopedist and got both my records and those from a completely different patient. The cherry of top was where the records showed that the doctor had been lying to me about my test results.🤦‍♀️

[@isamash112]

The last time Dr Mike did this, he thought Dr Youn wasn't a real doctor. Edit: When is there going to be merch?

[@ArsenicPaste]

i- oh ok

[@jordanhatesyou1512]

Wha

[@layzhangstudio1621]

Yeah 😂

[@hynyw]

Yeah, it's been a long time 🤣

[@thequeenofsarcasm1340]

“Imagine how noisy bathrooms would be: BLOOPBLOOPBLOOPBLOOPBLOOPBLOOP!!!!!”

[@emmanueljudan8234]

im gonna do this everytime i wash my hands

[@fmjjjjn7510]

Emmanuel Judan me too😂

[@Isa-mq2ym]

Emmanuel Judan LMAO I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sanjanamunjuluri6385]

I was looking so desperately for this comment!!!!!!!!!!! I literally lost it when he went crazy with BLOOPBLOOPBLOOPBLOOP

[@asiat4665]

TheQueenOfSarcasm13 q🤣🤣🤣

[@demsvas007]

anyone else flinch with mike when that guy jumped on his toes?🤧

[@pranamikaverma]

I don't get scared anymore... I've had experiences😳

[@ArsenicPaste]

ugh me..

[@HappywifeTaylor]

I had to look away. I couldn't watch

[@RebelRidersMotorcycles]

I guess you didn’t grow up as a dancer. That was normal 😂

[@ArsenicPaste]

@@RebelRidersMotorcycles yikes.... gonna cross out that ballet class

[@Innerplanetjanet]

The more dr mike I watch the more I find the funny little jokes he makes that make me lol

[@ЯрославКовальчук-и9ь]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Mike: Just so everyone knows that sound effect is not actually what's happening when you wash your hands

[@little_lion_heart9850]

I'm glad he cleared that up for us. I have never washed my hands before so I would have been disappointed if I tried it and that sound didn't happen.

[@ConejitoPequenito]

*"Light skinned people* aren't supposed to burn in the sun! Do you think *our egyptian ancestors* wore sunscreen?" I'm sorry whose ancestors are they now

[@RavenMistwolf]

LOL I was thinking the same thing!

[@nihilisticbarbie]

They're turning into communists

[@AHEBDVGDHAHSCDGDH]

Raven Wolfe and that's on ✨white washed history✨

[@eroot3380]

^^i legit had to rewind cause I thought maybe I heard him wrong lol

[@mistressofstones]

Yeah I'm Western European with red hair and light skin. I'm pretty sure my ancestors came out of Africa, to the Middle East and then travelled until they got to Great Britain, gaining mutations along the way.....no Egyptian ancestry I'm pretty sure lol

[@testtester8492]

Girl: “I feed my scrubs to my children” Dr. Mike: “Wait, is this a joke?”

[@arleendevgun9049]

Lol

[@korekuta9967]

Yes. we watched the video

[@katiedaniels5441]

What are scrubs?

[@thisidiot6502]

What the hecc is scrubs

[@thesupergreenjudy]

@@katiedaniels5441 the blue uniform they are wearing is nicknamed scrubs

[@lisaw2141]

Mike: I feel like he's burnt now also Mike: you'll get burnt if you're in direct sunlight

[@FlygonSal330]

Us: So Dr. Mike, what's your secret to not looking tired after a shift? Dr. Mike: that's my secret, *I'm always tired*

[@vaishnavinayak9765]

Sounds a lot like captain America and the hulk

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

@@vaishnavinayak9765 Woaaaaaahhh its almost like that's the jooookkkkkeeeee 🤣

[@ifearvodka]

*growls*

[@jocabedsalazar6556]

I appreciate how passionate you were about a BoOstEd immune system. “thats an autoimmune dosorder“

[@That.Lady.withtheYarn]

Don't say the "Q" at a retail job during Xmas either

[@beccaw74]

Just dont ever say it in medicine or retail.

[@Ranstone]

Military...

[@JennaLeigh]

Or in a restaurant!

[@balloonwithglasses]

what is “Q” pls tell me

[@crazguykwan8955]

@@balloonwithglasses Queef

[@catherinesingh8279]

Hello Dr. Mike. I'm an arts student, not a science student but I have learnt alot of cool science stuffs from your videos. AWESOME!!!

[@mn5687]

Did anyone else listen to Billy Nye saying “wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands” the same way Dr. Mike says “chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions”

[@kikisstudio4978]

Yep

[@imatorkid859]

nope

[@alyssasho4306]

“Autoimmune so boosted it starts attacking himself” greatest explanation of my condition I’ve ever heard. People be like “you have chronic illnesses, you should boost your immune system” NO HONEY THAT’S ACTUALLY THE ISSUE! why is it so not understood?

[@jennrocchi6385]

ALL THE TIME!!! its so frustrating!! like back off with your immune boosters!!

[@ashs7462]

People always think if you have a very strong immune system that will you make stronger but it’s the other way around :(((

[@imunderyourbed358]

my little sister has PANS so I understand the misconceptions around that stuff 😓 I hope you’re staying safe!

[@MonicaRodriguezyo]

my husband has Lupus, all these MLMs always trying to sell us immune boosting supplements!

[@DarthTach]

Diagnosed with Crohn's Disease from the age of 13...I am 41 now. I love hearing all the talk about when I am sick "Oh take this to boost your immune system!". Please! I have been taking a drug to suppress my immune system for 15 years now because my immune system is so boosted.

[@briangraham5156]

Dr. Mike: The guy in the car talking about fruits and vegetables and sunburns was not burned. He was baked. And it's legal in Canada.

[@teresahowick5197]

Oh gawd was he Canadian? 🤦‍♀️ And he still looked burned

[@ashleymo793]

Calm down Kyle

[@JasperJanssen]

Por que no los dos?

[@isabellundstedt1430]

Oh lawd I can't 😭😂

[@Fruityflootloops]

Oh no I was the 421 like.

[@angeliquevanvliet2514]

I've been watching Dr mike's videos for a while and from the way he acts i am convinced that he collects something really weird like it's just his guilty pleasure.

[@toastie1310]

Mike: can you imagine how noisy bathrooms would be? Me, already prepared: Mike, we heard the noise already, you don't have to - Mike: PLOOP PLOOP PLOOP PLOOP

[@norashrek4754]

370 likes no reply?!?! Welp now there is

[@seerach1967]

@@norashrek4754 lol

[@irishdc9523]

"It's kinda quiet" Me as a retail worker: "You've damned us all"

[@stev2801]

"It's kinda quiet" Me as a security guard: 👁👄👁💧

[@vesekaf3814]

“It’s kinda quiet ” The guys on the space station

[@carlosagaravito6387]

"It's kinda quiet" Me as a teacher during break time and classes

[@omnical6135]

"it's kinda quiet" the mafia boss:

[@inugami78]

It’s same thing in fast food. If someone says it quiet next we get is 4 buses. 😢😢

[@henrywilsonwinter]

“I’m fairly sure dumbbells don’t belong in the human body.” Mood

[@bumblingbeezy]

why did this make me laugh!?!?!

[@n_d_cisive]

Or in chicken

[@henrywilsonwinter]

Mecha Chicken that’s true. It would make it chewy.

[@JesusFlores-ju3mh]

But like, how sure is he? Asking for a friend

[@henrywilsonwinter]

I think it would hurt a lot sooo...

[@Moraenil]

I've had clinics call me as a wrong number and leave a message giving me test results for someone else. It's amazing how often this sort of thing happens. It shouldn't, but it does.

[@nobetawedielikemysanity]

Me a ballet dancer seeing the first video : *flashbacks intensify*

[@abbyseyfang3615]

Oh my gosh I can relate I’m also a dancer

[@balletbunny5674]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@toticustv1556]

Ayyyy a fellow ballet dancer! How are you doing?

[@politecat5314]

Sister..?

[@danielleflandez9008]

Wait so that how yall toes be?

[@agtv3343]

*He's probably the cutest doctor I've seen so far, the ones who treat me are all just 40+ men.*

[@agtv3343]

@@urskunked yes, but he isn't cute. XD

[@jwrosenbury]

@@urskunked Perhaps she's not looking for medical care? Relationships form for other reasons.

[@z.98816]

Ikr

[@samione]

I think you need more doctors to find out what's wrong with you.

[@blackmonalisa9732]

I know right I need A cute doctor 😂😂😂😂

[@luhdraws1256]

I feel like the Q word is a variation of "I think the teacher hasn't come". And it's totally accurate.

[@pauldank3453]

Nice

[@electricspider2267]

I think the teacher hasnt come. Immediately gets an 'A' (and a towel) for 'extra credit' Why, yes. I am evil. How could you tell?

[@AlexGonzalez-ye9pc]

Waste of time

[@greekfountain9303]

It’s like Macbeth in theatres

[@estelle6863]

I'm so proud of you baby!! 4 hitting 9 mil you definitely deserve it i miss uuuuu❤❤❤

[@elilunwell]

at the sunscreen one, i kept waiting for the punchline like: "okay maybe he's joking,, wait a little more.,,..HE IS NOT JOKING IS HE?!"

[@LaVanaya13]

Someone suggested to me that a certain vitamin would keep my little white boy from burning. (I asked for advice on sunscreen brands)

[@cheyenneoliver5184]

I kept waiting for a punchline that never came.

[@meganlemieux3427]

Same! I thought he was gonna talk about how certain sunscreens are toxic to sea life (coral reefs specifically), which is an actual issue, but nope just pseudo science

[@maebeck]

*South Korean cosmetic industry screams in the background*

[@elilunwell]

i thought he was really gonna say, "jk USE SUNSCREEN GUYS" lmao

[@vel9762]

Nobody: No one ever: Not even Dr’s: Doctor Mike: BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP No hate lol Edit: This is the most liked I’ve ever gotten omg thx 😊

[@sirralton]

I CANNOT stop laughing 😂 😂 😂

[@ivantan42]

yup

[@MysticaIegg]

I love your profile picture

[@gio7524]

SHUT UP

[@lavendermoone905]

NO YOU SHUT UP GRRRRRRR IM GOING TO BITE YOU AHHHHHHH 😡😡😡😡

[@JesseDanLee]

There's no way that scrubs vine wasn't a joke, she told her child offscreen to stfu 😂

[@Niconicoshizuko]

Haha she also said she feeds her scrubs to her kids 😂

[@jenellsaphid]

Is her kid’s name Anberlin? I love it

[@ErwinPommel]

@@Niconicoshizuko I don't know, there's a lot of fibre in those scrubs.

[@PlayedLOL_XD]

What are scrubs?

[@ErwinPommel]

@@PlayedLOL_XD The brightly coloured overall things that doctors and nurses wear.

[@christiepalmer3927]

When someone says 'quiet/slow' there's that initial holding of the breath that happens, even when your not at work. It's a moment of pure expectation and anxiety.

[@krisrodriguez5439]

The one where the lady’s hand was pulsating always happens to my foot at random times.

[@elianapkas3700]

It happens to me too but in my eye...

[@maysummers404]

Happens to my shoulder area & i wondered if my body gave up on me😂🙈

[@eaglegundam1873]

Happens to random parts of my body at random times

[@abhimathy2973]

Happens at lower abdomen after a sneeze 😂

[@la-enc]

@@elianapkas3700 Same And my leg.

[@megara4801]

*dr mike is definitely not human, with all the stuff he has to do he still make regular youtube videos* *like wth can you teach me how to get organized*

[@andrearaimondi882]

If he isn't organized, people die. Literally.

[@NikkiBudders]

blessed to have an editor do all the video editing.

[@kaelmn]

Okay tell me when the zoom meeting takes place so I can also learn how to get organized

[@anthos6811]

Dr Mike: *starts talking* Dr Mike’s neck veins: AAAAAAAA

[@Tidepod_Prince]

Just giving you a notification so you can see your likes

[@jennifertaylor2593]

I work in Surveillance, and EVERY time anyone says, “it’s been slow or quiet tonight”.. it gets crazy.. especially, ESPECIALLY, in the last 20 minutes of my shift. So I end up staying over to complete the call and the report 😑

[@stainawarjar]

True story related to that chlamydia TikTok: I once went to my doctor, and was supposed to drop off my urine sample on the way in,. I forgot, and brought it with me into his office instead. He said it was no problem and I could just give it to them later instead. Five minutes later he looked at his computer screen and said "wait didn't you say you still had that sample?" and looked over at me, still holding it. "because I just received the results from it" *awkward silence* "Excuse me, I just have to go yell at someone."

[@dinazwitscher9872]

Lucky you still had it 👀👀👀🙈

[@Shappire0926]

Wow, that is never a good thing

[@heidiseek736]

My best friend had to give a stool sample so they gave her a container to take home with her to put the sample in. She has ibs so doesn't always poop regularly so when she actually did poop it was like a day or two before she could get to the clinic so she kept the sample in the container in a ziplock labeled "my poop". She had a date come over to her house prior to her appt at the clinic and she forgot about her poop sample in the fridge lmao she said she heard him open the fridge.... close it... then heard him promptly walk out the door lmao I love that story

[@shywolf4]

My roommate and I have the same first name, born in the year, obviously same address, we worked at the same business and had the same pcp. This lead to a nurse calling me and congratulating me on my pregnancy test being positive. Only problem was that it was my roommate that went to the doctor to get her home pregnancy test confirmed. 😂 The nurse was so horrified. But it was ok because I was already aware she was hoping it was positive. And I was the one that told her to take the home pregnancy test in the first place. So neither one of us was upset with the nurse. And she learned to always verify the last name.

[@pengupw7809]

noliNagirlasia.link

[@tormgzy]

"Do you think ancestors from Egypt had sunscreen? Of coure not!" *Meanwhile egyptians using makeup as the first forms of sun protection.*

[@aang3267]

Yeah they had no sunscreen back then 👁️👄👁️❔

[@nzamul1446]

But they were darker... my ancestors originated from Albania settled in east Africa

[@samus1003]

And people would die by the age of 30.

[@nzamul1446]

@@samus1003 not really. My ancestors died at 100+ and have documentations.

[@samus1003]

@@nzamul1446 people in ancient Egypt died much younger. Even just going back 300 years ago. Average lifespans were much less than now.

[@solangemcmurray8441]

My grandfather passed from melanoma. Started off in his face and transferred to his jaw bones, destroyed those and he ended up starving himself instead of accepting an IV for nutrients, because he couldn’t open his mouth anymore. We kept him hydrated with cotton balls dipped in water or milk until he passed. I miss him so much. Sunscreen is so important.

[@jamallabarge2665]

Melanoma is a miserable way to die. John von Neumann passed from it. He created a lot of the bases for modern technology we enjoy today. Computer tech, nuclear weapons and so on. Towards the end he had to ride a wheel chair because the cancer ate at him. I wish that Melanoma was more treatable. We need all of the good people we can get.

[@SandraNLN]

@@jamallabarge2665 Not sure I would list the guy who made Nukes as a good person, paragon of humanity. Also, not sure you can say we "enjoy" the technology of nukes. I'm not saying someone else wouldn't have made it eventually, but it's a good thing you listed the 'computer tech' part of his accomplishments first... But better yet, since you're bringing him up, why not give examples of all his accomplishments: The creation of economic game theory. His contribution to physics with developing understanding of quantum mechanics as well as the density matrix and Von Neumann entropy, or to understanding fluid dynamics. Or the dozens of mathematical theorems and formulae he developed. He was a mathematical wizard. If anything, the Manhattan Project is a stain on his work. ALSO, i'm pretty sure von Neumann died of cancer that was caused from radiation, most likely from the plutonium he was working with. Not melanoma. *don't spread easily-disproved misinformation*

[@DushaAntona]

I think what the nurse was trying to do is to respond to people who thinks that being meticulous about Covid and taking it seriously is for the weak. I've heard so many times stuff like:"Whatever. The faster our kids get in contact, the faster their immune system will get used." Like, what doesn't kill u, makes u stronger.

[@nicholaskosarikovrecruitment]

“I didnt raise a family of PEEEWOOPS”

[@ver0nicaaa.a]

it’s Pewoop not Bewoop

[@mehakbhatia6169]

@@ver0nicaaa.a that's what they said

[@ver0nicaaa.a]

@@mehakbhatia6169 if notice you could see the comment is edited they edited after I said

[@lanagrace2959]

You know something that I haven’t heard in awhile… Chest compressions Chest compressions Chest compressions!!!!!!!

[@uditgor]

Yeah, now we have "WASH YOUR HANDS, WASH YOUR HANDS, WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!" from Bill Nye.

[@bazkrekkerirl]

I SAW THAT COMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deepyaa3392]

I have tho because I sometimes re-watch his older videos

[@awkwardanimagus767]

The loud “ploopploopploop” sounds Doc Mike made when talking about washing hands startled my ferrets so much they both fell out of their cat beds 🤣🤣🤣

[@liv8644]

Oh my god you also keep your ferrits in a cat bed I do too lol they love it so much especially the really fluffy ones

[@queeenie]

Omg you have ferrets? That’s so cute

[@gpani22]

As I was reading this, doctor mike made that sound lmao

[@hexagonalchaos]

long cat

[@Malkontent1003]

YES MUSTELIDS FOR THE WIN

[@loganduke1723]

"I feel like he's burnt right now" I only got this reference a few years later and I died and also 100% def is

[@Aizee_Vee]

I'm a pharmacist and I can totally relate to the "Q" word joke, lol

[@lancevanceGTA]

How is it being a pharmacist? I can't decide whether studying medicine or pharmacy

[@akyo_zynk]

I'm new to this, and i don't know why you can't say "quiet" can you explain to me? Thank you in advance

[@akyo_zynk]

@@theawkwarddolphin4752 thank you 😊😊

[@coffeeboi158]

@@theawkwarddolphin4752 Why thank you kind sir, now I get it

[@rogelioayus]

It's like " the Internet is kinda innocent these days" and boom, rule34 comes in

[@lamyakhateeb1133]

“Even if you can do that, DoOoOonNnNnNnNn’T” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RyanSmith-zx6ij]

This guy looks like the "better looking" Harry Potter.

[@Yn-hj1xk]

Matured Harry Potter

[@rodahaybeaden3066]

the other one actually also looks good

[@Yn-hj1xk]

@@saanvxi yea kind of

[@Yn-hj1xk]

@@saanvxi R u Indian ❤️

[@Yn-hj1xk]

@@saanvxi which part

[@cindystrachan8566]

A coworker of mine once called the wrong family to tell them their loved one had died. Yikes!

[@heyitsramiyah4208]

Guy on tiktok: "Sunscreen is poison guys Do not use sunscreens" Hyram: *T R I G G E R E D*

[@haniyaa5117]

YESSS

[@annalisahallet1869]

I love HYRAM

[@monedameow]

Hyram army assemble! XD

[@hecker3268]

Jesus he is a doctor and funny and hot and I'm a potato. God really do be having favourites

[@amberdawnmitchell310]

Lol

[@lauragriffin9051]

Thank you for this comment. You made me laugh, so at least you’re a funny potato. Right here with you on that one! Lol

[@sythepie]

yeah lol but his life isnt all perfect because of the haters 😰😨 it really do be sad to see that

[@spiral2621]

random does not = FUNNY!

[@darkproject3368]

@@lauragriffin9051 ngl that's so sweet of you

[@skeptiwolf5654]

Finnish healthcare workers do not go home in their scrubs, my mom was a dentist and was really disgusted by people walking around in public and going home in their scrubs. She changed out or her scrubs, took a shower and changed into street clothes before leaving work here in Finland, and she was just a dentist. I think there is like regulations about that.

[@chrisjung7139]

Get goo in your car or on bus so your kids can get transfer contaminated. Ewww. At least change to clean clothes and wash hands and such. Then get home and change out of travel clothes and shower. Totally agree with you.

[@zoekeira93]

Same in Australia. My mum is a nurse and I’ve never see her in scrubs except at work. She only changes into scrubs at work, the rest of the time she’s in ‘street’ clothes :)

[@TheStp77]

When my wife was diagnosed with pregnancy diabetes ill never forget the doctor loose her freaking mind on the secretaries when she figured out after a (few blood tests that didn’t seem to match up) that there was two women of the same name and date of birth being followed and the files got mixed up somehow. I actually felt bad for them😳

[@bellz715]

Is there an "Alert AND Anxious" shirt? Because I don't wanna lie to everyone.

[@dinazwitscher9872]

Uuuuhm 👀😬

[@andrewmurray9391]

For a while I would get long voicemails about someone's health care. Like "the test came back negative but we'd like to give you a ---- to make sure the boils aren't infected as per your last --- which can lead to complications now that you're taking ----." Even without legal or ethical concerns, gee wiz leaving every detail on a voicemail seems like a bad idea.

[@Pauavi]

Yeah usually the message will be like "We have your results please call back" or something. At least it should be

[@roguewallflower8301]

They probably put on their forms that detailed messages can be left, which isn't the patients fault.

[@khaxjc1]

Andrew Murray a doctors office leaving a voicemail with a few too many details is how my grandmother found out my mom was pregnant.

[@MsYetiGaming]

@watashi not all the time. Some people don't even know they're pregnant and have zero symptoms, including not appearing to have gained weight! Happened to my friends mum! Didn't know she was pregnant until she went into labour!

[@bjornthorgudmundsson2781]

@watashi it would probably be better to hear it from her daughter rather then a complete stranger telling you your daughter is pregnant

[@_im_THAT_band_kid_]

You should a video called “Bear the Dog” where the entire video is LITERALLY just bear and you doing whatever you and bear do.

[@Marvelous0ne]

The Day in the life of Bear video!

[@_im_THAT_band_kid_]

Marvelous0ne Yaaaaas!! That’s perfect!!

[@rempanda]

I would legit just watch a video of Bear napping tbh. He so floofy. We do be needing more Bear on the channel though, Dr Mike please thank.

[@_im_THAT_band_kid_]

Rachael Emma Same

[@AfallinAngel]

Bear needs his own channel 🐻 🐕

[@PKAC972]

I was in medical school and was doing my internship in internal medicine. It was a subintensive care unit and EVERY TIME I went home (with my tutor's approval) because there was nothing to do, I came back the next day and there have been 2-3 emergencies after I left. After the third time, I started going home only after at least one resident had done so, to the point where they started to feel embarrassed that I was willing to stay with them all day even if it was not necessary.

[@RamiRammy]

“Pipe cleaners and carrots..” “And I’ll leave it at that” *So there’s more? 👁💧👄💧👁*

[@fatimafaisal3915]

@Svetlana Rubin ummm I agree

[@soggyfxshbal305]

So they eat? What’s wrong with eating carrots?

[@aweirdpurplething2741]

@@soggyfxshbal305 please tell me you are joking

[@2ndpartycrasher954]

@@soggyfxshbal305 They eat it in reverse

[@musicandhope3379]

@@2ndpartycrasher954 OMG NO-

[@Downsh1ft]

Lmao the clinics bringing their patients back was spot on 🤣🤣

[@ginnyjollykidd]

What's more irritating is when the nurse is behind me saying, "Right in here," and there are three or four rooms together.

[@lilscenechick1995]

I laughed even harder when he laughed 🤣

[@CountessOfOle]

For reals. I'm 7 and a half months pregnant, and I swear I have to run a marathon to get to the room every time I visit the OB's office. Why would you put the patients' rooms so far away from the waiting area when most of your patients are gonna be pregnant ladies??

[@sienarramirez]

dr mike: don’t walk on your toes! all dancers: um chile n e ways...

[@hopeli7879]

haha i do it to crack my toes too

[@lily-annbarrett5580]

ugh my fellow dancers do it and I cant stand it

[@sienarramirez]

Lily Pie Diy it’s just a force of habit for me. i dont even notice i do it something

[@CheshieD]

I saw it and I immediately thought “he would be the ultimate pointe....” 😂😂😂

[@lily-annbarrett5580]

siena ramirez ahhhhh omg 😂

[@mmmadiamond]

Thank you for talking about skin cancer! My dad has had lots of cancer removed from his face, arms, and back. And ears. I’ve had precancerous stuff removed. My dad doesn’t have fair skin, and he and my siblings and I tan relatively easily with the burn not really lasting, but we still get burned. My dad is even know doing a chemo cream stuff for some cancer. My brother just doesn’t think it matters. He thinks because he tans that he’s not getting the damage as if he were to burn more. But he doesn’t seem to understand WHY he’s tanning and he won’t go to the dermatologist. I need something good to share with him to help him understand better how it’s not just a joke and that just removing moles and stuff isn’t all he needs to do.

[@khaos-is-online4569]

I didn’t know people thought salt rocks boost their immune system??? I have one just ‘cause it looks cool...

[@floridacooking7018]

Same they look like alien crystals and I like that

[@matthewhalo1799]

K-is-Online Well I mean their immune system won’t be a problem if they’re dead from salt poisoning Lol

[@sirensirenity3586]

@@matthewhalo1799 *nervously glances at my salt rock lamp* I just thought it was pretty 😭

[@sirensirenity3586]

@@matthewhalo1799 I mean there's a little chunk left for your fries if you'd like 💀

[@mydumbyoutubechannel6579]

People also think essential oils and colored rocks will cure them from illnesses instead of antibiotics and vaccines

[@JackieWarner13]

In Australia we have a saying for summer time. "Slip, Slop, Slap" which is now updated to "Slip, Slop, Slap, Seek & Slide" Slip on a shirt, Slop on sunscreen, Slap on a hat, Seek shade & Slide on sunnies(sunglasses) My dad who's in his late 50 grew up in Australia in late 60s-1980s without sunscreen & he has for last few years got skin cancers removed & cut out because of it.

[@supimpanda2312]

Mike at the first one:"DONT DO THAT" Ballerina's:"**I'm suddenly Jared, 19**

[@LittleSirBoy]

I love you

[@minicloud450]

I do that~ because I’m a gymnast and I was gonna be a ballerina I am but I’m teaching myslef lol

[@sophielyons1265]

I’m a rhythmic gymnast and we have to do it too lol 😂

[@cadynextdoorr]

no i can not what up my names jared i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[@Lil-Stupid-]

@@sophielyons1265 and this is why i don't like ballet It's disturbing to see that Also it's boring for me

[@juliepurtell5012]

My mom had melanoma a couple years ago. She just thought it was a regular mole, but then doctors said it was skin cancer. Luckily, she got it removed before it spread. It’s definitely not something to mess with. Now she had to be very careful with being in the sun. I love you, doctor mike!

[@cletusdcosta8129]

literally the coolest doctor ever

[@jayanelvin1871]

Dr.mike : I feel he's burnt right know ME: HIS BRAINS BURNT

[@nehanair5552]

I died 🤣

[@kKhanMC]

Ah yes inhale herbal oils *SNIFFFF*

[@V_vicke]

Melted away like an ice cream

[@noble554]

200th like😂

[@jayanelvin1871]

@@noble554 haha

[@madisonisrandomfishfat9657]

When ever I see a himalayan salt lamp, I want to lick it.

[@amaljay8158]

Ok but don't be salty after that.

[@ximipaa16louizatanaya83]

@@amaljay8158 the way I w h e e z e d

[@oceanmythjormundgandr3891]

Make sure it's not plugged in (they can get hot), and have a glass of water ready for you to drink.

[@imaweirdnoodle2407]

LICC

[@ItsAsparageese]

I visited a buddy the other weekend and she and I were joking about her lamp and she admitted she had licked it in the past. The next day I was tempted and asked if I could lick it too, made her laugh just as I hoped. Nothing wrong with being a mammal tempted by a salt lick lol

[@sowatharaea]

Dude, speaking of walking on your toes i'm lucky you told us not too because I was going to!