Why Does Anyone Believe Anything On TikTok

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[@Prologue18]

“vampire’s aren’t real” that’s what a vampire would say . we all know you’re ageless

[@hamzulakM]

Fr, only a vampire's hair could look that good 24/7

[@paxgigi1476]

Frrr

[@eimearmcdnagh1853]

Thats why he has a babyface 😱😱😱

[@dummy3440]

He has a pretty pale face, and his lips are really pink. And if you look under his eyes they look pretty dark.. Danny, is there something you want to say?

[@Danny_Deleto]

@@dummy3440 Wouldn't undead lips not be pink?

[@hayley9941]

someone: " whos that one girl that started the drama about Kanye" me: "Craig"

[@howiegruwitz3173]

She looks like a boy we thought was Neanderthal in school

[@athyzkyh]

lmao

[@byrontheusurper6505]

And also licked public toilet seats first btw

[@silkypun3849]

What is her real name?

[@dumbpossum8461]

C r a i g

[@dabestgames366]

“Fangs not retractable they come out when i want them to” isn’t that the definition of retractable.

[@marvinwarvin8530]

no it isn’t actually. that would be protractible, like cats’ claws

[@yaboicolleen]

@@marvinwarvin8530 technically, cats' claws are both. protract means to extend their claws, and retract means to pull them back. I had to look it up myself bc I was confused on the difference

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

This bothers me every time lol. If he can pull them back in they are retractable.

[@zubetp]

@@marvinwarvin8530 love that this implies he can put them out but he can't pull them back in

[@Saveme99isawesome]

I think by retractable, he meant fake.

[@pleaseno7555]

She somehow started massive trends, had one of the most trending songs for months on tiktok, and created the biggest rumor of 2021, yet no one knows who she is.

[@maxwellsiIverhammer]

honestly like when i heard the part of her song that went viral i was like “wait wtf that was her-??” 😭😭😭

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

she deserves the lack of recognition by name honestly lmao

[@CerotheDemon]

God damn that’s karmic justice if I’ve ever seen it lol!

[@vanished2667]

Shes like Voldemort

[@ddc8875]

wait who did?

[@Pokefan220195]

That girl reminds me of a very good quote: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

[@superstellarhere]

Honestly

[@GA_131]

Neither does licking a toilet seat

[@nithidesikan6458]

“you seem as if u like to talk. I like to let ppl who like to talk talk, so I can see how full of shit they r” - Jackie Chan 1998 in rush hour 1

[@potaters3009]

The whole of tiktok reminds me of that

[@froggycheckers]

Pffft I have to start saying that now, it fits so perfectly in this situation

[@adhdenjoyer7422]

Bruh this girl actually got away with having her source as “dude... trust me”

[@femcelfootjob]

@Malek Moinuddin what the fck

[@Bee-or6zn]

@Malek Moinuddin seriously what the fuck

[@DisgustedGintoki]

@Malek Moinuddin Honestly what the fuck

[@xeecstasy3183]

@Malek Moinuddin Bro wtf

[@someone-ym4mi]

@Malek Moinuddin Bruh wtf

[@dessy9066]

Laxative teas are commonly used to purge for people with eating disorders so that's why she promotes them so hard

[@LyricalWhispersHeard]

Yeah, and it sounds like she may be doing those things to. I have sympathy for her on that.

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

Yup. I hate when influencers essentially promote ED’S like the kardashians promoting thier “zero calorie ice lolly” to their literal children audience.

[@aino-kaisav5504]

That lady gotta be one of the miserable people I've ever seen. How desperate has one to be for online attention? I honestly kinda pity her.

[@miuie]

yeah it’s kind of evil especially because her song literally says “all these girls are fat like bitch i think you could use some tips” like girl

[@inlinechris]

@@neckbackcripplinganxietyattackthey promote erectile dysfunction?

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

I love how nick was like “my fangs? Not retractable, they come out when I want” which is the definition of retractable. Your fangs are retractable if they come out when you want.

[@goober130]

retractable is when they come back in, when they come out thats protractible. (youre still correct though cause they do come back in)

[@couldntcareless7884]

Maybe they come out only once?

[@j19838]

“Vampires aren’t real” Sounds like something a vampire would say....

[@lynnismad6747]

Idk Danny’s kinda sus ngl

[@huh6449]

g r e g s u s

[@j19838]

@@lynnismad6747 yes big sus

[@j19838]

@@huh6449 S U P E R S U S

[@lynnismad6747]

@@huh6449 but aren’t we Greg?

[@crazyanimationtime1806]

The girl is the stereotypical popular girl that everyone hates but she doesn’t acknowledge why everyone hates her. The hate gives her popularity.

[@zetjet9901]

omg she’s like a politician

[@alakazor3097]

Haha seriously

[@shahanahsan05]

Haha

[@Heezbungus]

I don't like sterotypes but she seriously acting like a gossip girl

[@helloworld2784]

@@NoyuPhantom Almost everyone on Tiktok needs to see a therapist..

[@haileywalter5951]

Craig's newest internet scheme is rage-baiting on Tik Tok by making a video promoting ED behavior. So if you see the video of the blonde girl smirking to the "Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm" sound with a text overlay saying something like "When someone tells me they eat eggs for breakfast but I have a Diet Coke and a vape", that's Craig. So don't interact with it, just block her so she can't feed off the attention. Also don't listen to her ED bullshit if you see any more of it, your body needs and deserves food

[@sirisha2850]

I SAW THAT TOO

[@placeholderdoe]

I heard this great quote once,”Any food is healthier than no food.” You matter, feed yourself

[@juangaminggodtm4165]

i like how danny just randomly decided to name his audience greg and nobody ever questioned it

[@me_isverykewl3850]

It's probably safer not to lol

[@cumcumcum148]

That's the third video i am watching and, i am kinda used to it already

[@wasteland.baby.]

he named us like 4 years ago

[@cool_cal]

Where my johns at?

[@mysocksarewet]

@@cool_cal dead

[@Snarl_Marx]

"Fangs? Not retractable. They come out when I want." So, they're retractable?

[@Pup_Cubby]

I was thinking the same thing. 🤣😂

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@solarprogeny6736]

i'm still trying to understand what he meant by those two statements

[@Snarl_Marx]

@@solarprogeny6736 I guess he's trying to say they're not retractable, they're just "retractable". Which makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@ImJustMomo]

@@Snarl_Marx as someone who cannot think i can confirm that it does make sense

[@kuro-tan]

"My fangs aren’t retractable. They only come out when I want." Does he know what retractable means?

[@malavikas4036]

Lmao🤣🤣

[@-yume-nikki-]

Hfwjejhehe LITERALLY

[@wolfehneko6136]

I was just thinking that lmao

[@brynnhumphries6070]

Came here to say this

[@sarasthoughts]

YES it bugged me so much lmao

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Her social media presence is literally just a one-person reality show: playing a crazy unhinged character and then never telling the audience that it's an act. This is just the social media version of reality TV.

[@bagelcatinator8243]

Danny is just so adamant that vampires aren’t real because he’s trying to hide the fact that he is one. I mean, you guys saw him run really fast just then, right? There is no other explanation for this.

[@ZeXiOn26]

plus he doesn't visibly age - he's been 13 years old his entire life

[@wowitslena]

OH MY GOS SHES THE "I'm skinny, I'm winning, and all you bitches are ugly" GIRL NO WAY SHE LITERALLY MADE THAT SONG

[@hannaharellano6862]

i was looking for a comment like this! i cant believe she made it !!😂

[@mossdeep]

I KNOW THAT SONG MINI-TRENDED FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO

[@guineapigdance3338]

Song what song? I heard shit

[@rudeTXTmoa]

I'm ur 700th like

[@baileyyh72]

that song just played and the skip button has never looked more attractive 🤺

[@putthatjellyinmybelly9698]

“Vampires aren’t real” Says the one who has a vampire dad

[@tucosalamanca5818]

@Nugget what?

[@Pwnurass197]

@Nugget Hmm I wonder who commented.

[@sreepalavuri4515]

Uh

[@amrutha5648]

I LITERALLY THOUGHT OF THIS AS HE SAID THAT LMAO

[@katymartinez9507]

He got in trouble for outing the nepotism and now he’s having to backtrack

[@adzdrawss]

11:54 she’s basically saying. “me a, random disrespectful person online, is being talked about less than a spreading epidemic that’s killing people. ITS ABSURD” she’s a concept of a person fr

[@jenemben]

Craig: This pandemic sucks because no one is covering my song ... People are dying, Craig

[@Vissorilio]

Lol Craig sounds insane, shes treating coronavirus like its a human being thats getting alot of attention in school, and craig is like Reginia from mean girls, and that their like school rivals.

[@stormywolfhowls]

Ya CrAiG she sounds like some from mean girls or something

[@riverdaisy4215]

And she’s bout to die from dehydration or cardiac arrest if she keeps abusing those laxative teas and adderall

[@evm7368]

@Yamagzchi please don't look her up, it's what she wants

[@whats_ur_damage7879]

@@Vissorilio i know this is irrelevant but... veronica from mean girls? who is that

[@pickles8126]

“Vampires aren’t real” Danny’s dad: 😦

[@willsmith3988]

Ohhh......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@66sophie]

Laxative tea

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

He cut him out of his life since he killed so much for him.

[@pickles8126]

@@familyaccountgilbert7781 such a loving father sacrifice 😔

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

Too bad it ended in flames

[@theperyton9895]

Craig seems like the kind of person to kill someone and then get mad that the victims family is getting more attention than her.

[@yunekoVT]

If someone tells me something and then follows up with “I heard it on TikTok” it loses all credibility for me lol

[@ashnaNAHHH2606]

Bro my soul just leaves my body

[@defiantaichi]

She’s the poster child for narcissism.

[@eoincampbell1584]

Poor Narcissus, he's been replaced.

[@ducks4rent]

@@eoincampbell1584 Narcissus, who narcissism was _named_ after, has been out Narcissus-ed.

[@JasonBason]

Girl was mad that a GLOBAL PANDEMIC was more popular than her 😭😭😭

[@Yuunarichu]

She oddly looks like the Olsen twins..

[@femcelfootjob]

narcissus would tell that girl to get a life

[@dilshaniweragama1101]

Her parents: mY cHiLd iS fInE >> Sir, your child made a song about laxative teas :/

[@mariejimenez3694]

I thought on the Dr Phil episode her parents hate her because she blows all their money 😂

[@itzslayr1435]

2:38 Well that went dark very fast

[@suspiciouslyeditz8251]

2k likes 2 reply’s-

[@mr.nuggem8052]

Minecraft is fun I play version 1.16

[@mr.nuggem8052]

Hahahahaha

[@janjanbinks1710]

Craig is like all of the seven deadly sins in one person Maybe except gluttony I guess but pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, lust

[@HavysHibiscusTea]

Gluttony for laxative teas

[@tabithaalphess2115]

Gluttony is just over-indulgence, not necessarily excessive eating, so it can be included in the list

[@shogun19731]

​@@tabithaalphess2115yeah she's a glutton for fame

[@avannii.]

ava louise

[@lynternet]

i’m too high rn to come up w it but there’s def an argument for gluttony. i think her clout chasing is it

[@binguseatshats]

- Granulated Sugar 1/3 Cup - Brown Sugar 1/2 Cup - Unsalted Melted Butter 1/2 Cup - Vanilla Extract 1 Teaspoon - Salt 1/2 Teaspoon - 1 Large Egg (Room Temperature) - All Purpose Flour 1 And 1/2 Cup - Baking Soda 1/2 Teaspoon - Chocolate Chips 1/2 Cup

[@Camsvfx_]

Pretty good. 7/10

[@LemonHead992]

Lmao I tried this and it was pretty good

[@pbnjennis]

they all forget her because she looks like every other girl on tiktok

[@calebmartinez9350]

@NO INTERNET lmao same

[@Isabelw3]

SMAEEEEEEEEEE

[@kaylee_keen]

I literally knew about the dr phil episode, toilet thing, song, and the new rumor and I thought those were all different people lmao I didnt know it was her

[@Clover2a4688]

who? for future comments. yes. this is a joke

[@helloworld2784]

😂🤣

[@susanboneshateclub9411]

the girl who started the jeffree/kanye rumor being the skinny legend girl is ten times crazier than the actual rumor

[@hazemkaram7111]

Ohhh.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kelsey6428]

it’s so weird like i saw the dr phil thing and was so fucking shocked it came like full circle from like a year ago

[@sophiepollak9514]

When he started playing her song I audibly gasped

[@riskyy2657]

*OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* kzbin.info/www/bejne/roHbmHlqgMSbbck

[@susanboneshateclub9411]

I JUST REALIZED THAT SHE'S THE SAME GIRL WHO RYAN TRAHAN INTERVIEWED YEARS AGO IM LOSING MY MIND

[@Bread-_]

I love how people believe the one where his skin starts burning when he goes outside ( 3:53 ) when he showed in other videos of himself going outside without his skin burning-

[@SSukram_]

Technically moonlight is reflected sunlight, but they don't burn in moonlight, so the sunlight isn't lethal to them and they just pretend 🤷. The first books and stories of vampires never mentioned them burning in the day, only becoming weaker anyway

[@Bread-_]

@@SSukram_I- That’s true. I never noticed lol

[@eg_manifest510]

that vampire dude just seemed so thrilled to have actually tricked a bunch of people by accident. He must be so happy that people think his vfx looks real

[@zwan8554]

That girl: “I tricked the entire world lol” every country that isn’t America or a small part of Britain and Canada:👁👄👁

[@wufflesmcnotadoggo]

Australia who heard it but hardly fell for it because we honestly just didn't care if it was true or not and forgot about it pretty quickly: 👁️ ͜ 👁️

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Social media is not the whole world...

[@paulaklein7683]

It incredibly reached south america too

[@stinky9703]

she even tricked north korea

[@RealMcm]

👄 👁 👄

[@namesnamesandmorenames394]

“I was annoyed the Corona was getting more attention than me.” I cannot have heard that right-

[@higg4209]

"Covid is always taking the spotlight smh I wish it would just go away so people can focus on me and make me the center of attention" - this girl probably

[@raiden8929]

@@higg4209 i thought supervillains didn’t exist irl but nope

[@eleanorevans8485]

You did hear it wrong, it was “I was annoyed corona was getting more PUBLICITY than me”

[@PoisonedSundew]

@@eleanorevans8485 Publicity literally means attention.

[@DriscolDevil]

@@raiden8929 She's a kid. None of this is a sign of a good mental wellbeing. Just saying, I think she's unwell but not evil.

[@spooks4360]

i appreciate danny for not actually showing her tiktok or instagram, its very common for sick people to be given more attention, any kind of publicity for her, good or bad, is enabling

[@victoriabrown6561]

It's hard to believe Craig is a troll but part of me thinks she has to be. She's leaned so far into the "dumb mean girl you hated in high school" trope it's like she's a caricature of herself at this point

[@jaden_bricker]

“I’d rather die hot than live ugly.” Keep up that lifestyle and you’ll get neither

[@manboy4720]

you can be dead on the inside, or dead on the outside.

[@rayshadow6922]

@@manboy4720 outside

[@einfisch3891]

This sounds like a threat

[@victoriaodegaard1]

You mean she'll die ugly?... I say she's already living ugly with that attitude she carries around with her

[@tess3000]

This comment is breaking my brain what does it mean

[@stephhollis8499]

Craig isn't bothered by hate comments because she can't read

[@hotbarbie]

Reasonable

[@mechanomics2649]

She isn't bother by them because it's still views and attention.

[@hotbarbie]

@@mechanomics2649 it's a joke from a meme reference, mate

[@user-je7kj6nm9c]

Lol

[@soapybagle]

No craigs can

[@supersecretstuffs]

The “he’s a boy and…..he’s not wearing a shirt…..or he is and he’s just wearing it wrong” got me🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Jacksxb]

11:56 his face perfectly characterized how sad this girl is

[@batacumba]

Are we absolutely sure she’s not trolling us because the Dr. Phil interview makes me feel like this whole thing is an act. The laxative tea comment in particular just struck me as her pulling our legs.

[@emilydurkee8664]

IDK cuz she would do anything for attention

[@Emihasdreamstoo]

She is irresponsible and I don’t think she would have neither the patience or the brains to pull something like that out. She obviously doesn’t care about her image, so if this all was an act she would have already admitted that. She’s not fully crazy, she is just self-centered and immature and willing to do anything what it takes to be famous without feeling empathy. I’m not saying for sure, but to be she also seems narcissistic. Her friend was willing to turn their back on her and unveil her lies, probably fed up with all the lying she does. At that point I don’t think she is a misunderstood person. Like the person above me said, she is shitty either way

[@Emihasdreamstoo]

She does things for only clout, but she doesn’t lie about that either. She doesn’t pretend to be anything else, she is just a person willing to go into extreme lengths to get clout. Maybe in a way that makes her a troll, just remember that she doesn’t seem like a responsible empathic person either way

[@juliaaaa817]

im like 99% sure she’s trolling and everyones just too blind to see it LMAO i feel like it’s so obvious

[@overbeb]

I call people like her "honest liars". She's pretty up-front that she's a clout demon and she'll do just about any underhanded tactic to achieve it.

[@otakuworld22]

"I was getting annoyed that Corona was getting more publicity than me." *Craig, there's people that are dying.*

[@JessicaSterling]

underrated comment

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Well they can’t get Instagram followers anymore so who cares right /s

[@emmestein]

Feels like Craig could murder someone for clout.

[@crackhead8683]

Hi I’m your 1k!!!

[@dingodog711]

@@emmestein probably

[@koibi8796]

“Hey, who is the girl that started this rumour?” “Oh, her name is *Craig.”*

[@lucasvalencia7923]

Can I speak to champ?

[@lisemagic208]

He didn’t blur her name when it was on Dr Phil’s giant screen 😂

[@ryoshii2070]

15:36 her tiktok user wasn't blurred there lol

[@Pyram1dd]

@@lucasvalencia7923 I’m gonna take one for the team Champ? Who’s champ?

[@CarrionPorkus]

1000th like

[@user-iy1qg1zc4f]

If everyone worldwide just got 1% of Craig's confidence, anxiety would no longer exist

[@MeMe-eo1st]

7:25 "IM NOT LOCAL...... TO ANYWHERE" IM fUCKING CRYING help meee my lungs hurt im wheezing

[@CotySchwabe]

Vampires don’t exist is EXACTLY what a vampire would say...

[@brunonaiz]

Danny always looked this young, doesn't really age...Just saying

[@akkinda]

@@brunonaiz you both are onto something

[@neeharika422]

Ya… I wanna be a vampire

[@TrafalgarWaterLaw]

His dad is a vampire, a rich one at that

[@shrxvxni07]

@@brunonaiz hollup-

[@KatushkaM]

“I’d rather die hot than live ugly” yet she’s not even hot. Desperate for attention but is the most forgettable person ever. Tough life

[@Demonslayer-64]

Gonna forget her in a few mins bc I'll go out with friends living a real life and my brain needs more space for important things, like everything except her lol

[@hollyx5772]

Riiight, I mean she’s not ugly but she’s not the type of person I’d expect to go around talking about how hot she is either. Fake it til you make it though I guess.

[@Katie-ws7xp]

Yeah she's literally gone viral like 12 times and not even once did I recognize her twice

[@slick3996]

she's a typical blonde white girl i don't know what makes her think she's so special, i could go out on the street in LA and meet like 50 of these

[@GiuliaBlack394]

i think that her personality make her even uglier.

[@kittycup.]

let's just appreciate how he puts his sponsors at the end of the video so that we can skip it if we want

[@louisBrother1988]

we’re still able to skip the sponsor segment even if it isn’t at the end? what are you on about?

[@SpacexSauce]

@@louisBrother1988just double tap the video and go forward? Tf lol

[@gainpowerdishwash]

oh my god. im rewatching this video now and the "its juicy juicy it eats that lunch" got me dead 💀

[@Gabrelen]

That girl is the most insecure human being I've ever seen.

[@ddjsoyenby]

so she's tiktok.

[@imbirb8385]

Yes

[@ricklominguez168]

It's sad tbh

[@M0no]

Ten bucks says all her followers are going to start calling her Craig. The anti Greg

[@novasummer7976]

she clearly has an Ed and a negative association with body image "skinny = hot". She also clearly needs validation and clout in order to feel complete. I wanna give her a hug

[@rayvonistired]

Craig looks like she would wear foundation 7 shade's too dark and then say she has a "really aggressive tan"

[@mileskerr4125]

She would say that in the winter time and when its cloudy with no sun out Edit: thanks for 70 likes

[@faithbrown3234]

Yeah or should would say I have mental problems you shouldn't believe me as an excuse 🤣

[@cherri.likethefruit]

“i’m 1/32 black on my dad’s side”

[@emiliachabik1205]

@@cherri.likethefruit "and so I am 100% allowed to say the n-word"

[@angiep251]

It's actually impressive how self aware she is

[@socksandshoes8033]

Imagine the best thing you can pull off on ADDERALL is a fake rumor about two people who will never even know you exist 😂😂😂 "AnD ThAtS oN bEiNg An IcOn"

[@senatorarmstrong7168]

She is acting more like a child, than an actual child

[@americansoul5563]

Don't disrespect my little cousin, she acts like a kid and acts nothing like this

[@isakayyik966]

You can also say that about redditors

[@lorenkaniok3235]

@@isakayyik966 waw shots fired

[@JaliceTheShort]

Damn right she is

[@melody-cn3wk]

I as a child, am sadly offended

[@amyidk.]

lmao she's complaining no one is covering her "music", but that shit is un-cover-able

[@mightbeiguess]

It’s even un-listenable

[@m00nrac00n]

Working on my "Skinny Legend (Mute Remix)" Just a video with no sound.

[@Ashtynn]

I just found out she made that song and now I’m sad cuz I actually found it Catchy 😭😭

[@neflufv6392]

Yeah like I can say a lot of music is good even if it’s not my thing (like I don’t love heavy metal but I can understand how someone could) but there is absolutely nothing in her music anyone could like

[@carlplayman2962]

@@Ashtynn you should be sad sad at yourself for actually liking it

[@LORAX.LOVER.45]

9:40 "oh thats my butt" no way I never would've guessed 😨😨😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Yoffai]

You'd be surprised with the number of 7 year old kids with TikTok. That age, my mom told me that I had to wash my feet whenever I got home or my feet would turn green. I believed that until i was 10.

[@goots4616]

She's the girl who's mean to the protagonist of whatever's trending on Wattpad right now

[@mariachisolm6838]

So true

[@mushishroom3563]

I don’t think anyone can explain how true this is.

[@Esteria]

YES

[@fcknhorrible2851]

BRUH

[@hotmess_express5060]

JUNKO

[@andrewh6581]

"Being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass" - Pete Davidson

[@charlenemoore4301]

I love that quote from Pete sm

[@jvbble]

how is this relevant lmao

[@IIzanagii]

@@jvbble please say youre joking

[@nordaj_]

you quoting pete made my day

[@vibhab191]

Pls 😭 and your pfp makes it even better

[@esakohaki4308]

The girl is literally the embodiment of "Source? Trust me bro"

[@justacatwithatophat]

i sometimes forget that danny isnt a 16 yr old boy who just got his license, but a 20 something yr old who is happily married. 😭

[@sughrinihil]

And with a kid too.

[@justacatwithatophat]

@@sughrinihil HE HAS A KID??

[@sughrinihil]

@@justacatwithatophat Yeah, I think he's about 3 months old, if I'm not mistaken.

[@teagannam]

“I’d rather die hot than live ugly” HOLY SHIT LADY ARE U OK

[@ServingOthers99]

narcissism is a helluva drug

[@sinanaldulaymi4103]

I guess she'll have a long sad life then

[@freshgreenjello6431]

That sounds like crippling body issues with extra steps....

[@ladystoneheart8155]

Being ugly is incredibly underrated. It forces you to, you know, develop a personality.

[@mnguyen5497]

@@ladystoneheart8155 your comment is the best

[@TheAsexualJellyBean]

"The teeth? Not retractable. They come out when I want them to." So they're retractable then?

[@Bane520]

Stolen

[@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917]

@@Bane520 it's the internet, no one cares anymore

[@spongy7426]

@@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 I do

[@Bane520]

@@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 I do aswell

[@elainedodd341]

@@Bane520 well most people dont

[@yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198]

I once knew a guy who had fangs. Like, naturally sharp teeth. But he was legally blind and not at all like a hot topic vampire. 😂 Oh, and my family has those sharp teeth, especially my nephew. ❤

[@OmuIsJoking]

I swear the “IM POOPING IM POOPING” killed me 💀💀

[@xnaileditx]

I thought the toilet seat licker, clout chaser, and skinny legend song maker were three different villains omg

[@staticontheradio2274]

It's the plot twist they're all the same one main antagonist

[@zedress4836]

Honestly she looked different every single time i saw her and even now after finishing the video i cant even picture her face in my head lmao

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@zedress4836 same, it's the filters and fillers

[@snoopy2222]

i was so surprised yet not when I found out it was her

[@redberry6395]

I think we might have a supervillain on our hands

[@IAmKrazyKyle]

Bro!! I had no idea you transitioned to this type of content. I used to LOVE your Vines (RIP 🙌) so I am happy to see that you’re doing well on YT. I have kept up with Cody Ko but most other viners sucked; you were one of the only good ones with legitimately funny content that you put a lot of effort into. Subscribed my brother! Here’s to you.

[@rennicles]

Came back to watch some old videos cuz I was bored, but then I had a realisation. I've been watching Danny for 5 years now, and never had the notifications on, just because I don't have them on for anyone. KZbin is muted on every device I have. But then I realised for 5 whole years I have not been truly greg, only greg. Sooooo my notifs are on now, for danny alone. I am proud to call myself truly Greg

[@gabby-co8xm]

nobody cares

[@user-fy4uw2mo3c]

No-one asked you gabbs.

[@Flopfist]

The worst thing is that there are so many people that are just like her

[@riskyy2657]

*OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* kzbin.info/www/bejne/roHbmHlqgMSbbck

[@yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f]

@@riskyy2657 OMG bro I didn't know you totally didn't just copy and paste this

[@she17_she]

@@riskyy2657 I believe you!

[@mothmanasscheek8637]

@@riskyy2657 man if I ever see u irl I'm gonna take away ur commenting rights

[@8bitneo]

Geez everyone hates risky for being sarcastic

[@theaterbee191]

"My fangs are non- retractable. They come out when I want" Doesn't that mean they are retractable!?

[@sp4ceb4rr]

I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT THAT TOO that sus :I

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

@@sp4ceb4rr SUS?!

[@Joe-zg9eq]

@@benjaminschmitt1562 AMOGUS

[@whatthetrend8323]

No they’re not retractable he can just retract them

[@cinnamonium_]

@Dylan Vuorinen i read dio brando lol

[@skyhideaway]

If he was an actual vampire, he'd know that vampires don't get burnt in the sun, they're just less powerful during daytime.

[@korebiis]

depends on the myth/story you read. some burn, some are weaker, some just straight up die

[@skyhideaway]

@@korebiis bram stoker's version is the original, as far as I'm aware, and it stated that vampires just got weaker under the sun

[@korebiis]

@@skyhideaway fair fair. i prefer that version myself

[@AF0916]

Craig is the personification of "You really thought you did something, huh?"

[@dadisfad]

"I'd rather die hot than live ugly" girl u aint even...

[@ventilatedarea.2363]

Why she look like a praying mantis

[@tayasullivan1909]

Like damn,,,pretty privilege ain’t worth THAT much

[@stargazingstar3239]

to much plastic and hate

[@---cl7md]

@@ventilatedarea.2363 she is plastic y'all 😭 and is even mean to her friends. This girl did a blog with her and she was acting off asf and made fun of her for being a virgin lmaoo

[@brookesheese2927]

she looks like a melted barbie doll istg

[@gracevinson2123]

She acts like shes so famous but she isn't even verified on tiktok

[@whytho8856]

yeah and i saw the toilet tiktok last yer but do you think i recognized her when i saw the scandal tiktok? no, and tbh i don't even know her name😂

[@honeylemonadearts8852]

@@whytho8856 I didn't even know she was the toilet girl till everyone was like "isn't this the toilet girl"

[@beastofbussycreek]

I literally didn't know who she was until this video. I didn't even know about the toilet thing

[@SofiaYasmin]

She's not verified on the eyes of God either

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

she is a crackpot... that's why.

[@Bynumite1]

2:33 “My fangs, aren’t retractable, they’re retractable.”

[@andrewjack5755]

She’s so clever she convinced the dumbest people on earth into maybe considering something to be true. There will never another one like her

[@kaylababcock7175]

Danny: “vampires... aren’t real” Me: but........ vampire dad...

[@stannct26]

Omfg...... NO

[@rhubarbdude3347]

_so that was a fucking lie_

[@lily-up3jy]

so rich vampire dad... isn't real?..

[@Serena_724]

*Those bastards lied to me...*

[@roxyd3772]

vampire dad: baby im not even here 🙈 im a hallucination 🙈

[@caspergnosis6665]

“vampires aren’t real” sounds an awful lot like something a vampire would say 👀

[@josiewheeler9297]

Danny's dad is a vampire and rich tho soo Danny is indeed a vampire

[@Bambi_bun]

@@josiewheeler9297 his body built different

[@AuberginefromOMORI]

how tf is he a vampire???

[@caspergnosis6665]

@@AuberginefromOMORI 3:26 you do the math

[@aidansrandomstuff6843]

@@AuberginefromOMORI r/woooooooosh

[@GippyHappy]

2:14 “Fangs: not retractable, they come out when I want” So…retractable…?

[@Gamer-fh8ku]

There was a girl at my school that thought; if there was a tornado and the two options for shelter were a school bus and a ditch with absolutely nothing in or covering it, she’d choose the ditch, unsurprisingly, she got it from tiktok

[@lynternet]

i wanna hear her out so bad lmfao what was her reasoning

[@priscilllady]

I refuse to believe Craig is a real person, she's basically a Dhar Mann villain

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

Dhar mann is making a borat knock off

[@mythicalme6613]

Wait wait, isn't Craig supposed to be the opposite of Greg???

[@smgperri]

Dhar Mann AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@dominicmartino6437]

She instantly regrets her Decision

[@melveerainbow4657]

@Ralph Boland yeah

[@marieritchie3128]

my worry is that craig looks exactly like every single white girl i’ve ever seen on instagram so her face easily forgettable

[@proserpinabringerofdeath5935]

i literally forgot what Craig’s real name was. thats. thats how forgettable she is. and i watched so her dr phil video.

[@a_lexybee]

you think she's that forgettable, the principal was walking around school one day (story behind this: my lab partner had to go to the nurse for some reason and the principal saw her leave to go to the nurse) and said "Go back to class!" when the girl sitting at the table next to mine left to go to the bathroom, why? Because they both have long, wavy, blond hair and they're both in athletics so they both had an athletics backpack with them

[@lucidfangirl1030]

@Marine Chuop-Mourareau same

[@mystory3998]

@@a_lexybee what? What

[@eee8891]

@@a_lexybee now im curious what’s the story

[@philippabug3631]

I Always watch your videos to Fall asleep, but I end of laughing and therefore Not beeing able to sleep.

[@lynternet]

yeah i only watch his to sleep if i’ve taken my insomnia meds lol

[@gumbly4174]

People will believe anything, except for scientists.

[@atreniv]

Lol

[@wherearetheturtles5018]

she’s literally THE chick at every high school who only cares about popularity and drama and thinks everyone wants to be her lmao I can’t

[@beanus7394]

and everyone but her three friends despise her

[@MichaelAndIchael]

@Claire Murphy More like - Danny, everyone who saw this video, and everyone who saw the tik tok.. (So pretty much everyone on earth except herself and her like 2 friends)

[@bloop4527]

@yassi jass are you okay?

[@Michael4Times]

I bet she used to be named lily and would manipulate her best friends into almost getting arrested and she didn’t care and she only hangs out with homophobic racist idiots

[@MochaFur1]

@@beanus7394 I bet her three friends don't even like her, they just want popularity without her

[@somenerd..]

She's the definition of that girl in school who thinks everyone is jealous of her while everyone actually thinks that she's a waste of oxygen.

[@karlanpr76]

Amén 🙏🏻

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

⬆️two above this⬆️ Are those scams or jokes?

[@brynn3010]

@@benjaminschmitt1562 bots pretty sure

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

@@brynn3010 Ok thanks

[@xeecstasy3183]

@Blushingroses P What happened tell meeeeee

[@Average_Babushka]

Wdym by vampires aren't real? What about your rich mafia vampire dad? Please explain Danny

[@graveyardmonarch1629]

I love how "Craig" admits to being on a lot of Adderall also. I'm curious how much a lot means because I Adderall and Ritalin are pretty dangerous in high doses, even if you need them for ADHD

[@angeli8520]

She’s like a combo of tana and Trisha

[@PanicattheDiscourse]

Wisha

[@lmcme98]

Especially her music 😂

[@noodle6852]

Tansha Montas

[@lucafygd714]

Ouch that hurt

[@starmunching]

LMAO THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@vastikaladelbarrio]

He's showing her face to beware of her, but she looks like everyone else. I couldn't pick her out-of a lineup.

[@mik3y448]

@@anythingandeverything5081 like anyone gives a shit lmao

[@ctrlqae]

@@anythingandeverything5081 I don’t think anyone cares

[@caprisunsess1753]

Oop and the person deleted their reply lol

[@caprisunsess1753]

@@elliepetry861 the girl's real name

[@ctrlqae]

@@caprisunsess1753 Lol

[@goldenwolfae]

i need people to understand that the ideas of dracula came from just a really cruel and weird guy who strung people in his castle and let their blood drain down, it’s so easy to know it’s not real

[@olivercharles2930]

If you asked a super powerful AI to create the most narcisittic, annoying and insecure person in the world, it would just give you Craig.

[@lampshark]

“I’m gonna call her Craig” Christ, that’s the biggest diss anyone could receive by Danny

[@hazemhesham6115]

Ohhh.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@isaamaandaa]

beware craigs.

[@mycats290]

@@isaamaandaa Craig why Craig’s

[@isaamaandaa]

@@mycats290 shit the s was a typo sorry.

[@lampshark]

@@isaamaandaa Hey, screw you, you got me for a second with your username lol, I really thought for a second someone replied to me before the internet was invented

[@excuseyou7198]

Lol I’m pretty sure the first guy’s original goal wasn’t to convince people that he’s a vampire, but when people thought he’s was serious, he just went with it.

[@trustme-8058]

I think he wants to look “hot” or something smh 🤦‍♀️

[@ami2474]

Tbh it seems like he was just tryna see how far he could go with it from his overall attitude and tone and stuff, especially in the video where he "shows off" his fangs, eyes, and speedwalking

[@brutus3631]

nah hes just roleplaying, there's a lot of people who roleplay on TikTok like that

[@trustme-8058]

@@brutus3631 right but why would the comments say “I’m starting to believe you” or stuff like that, I mean atleats he should tell them it’s edited because some people are just that dumb

[@brutus3631]

@@trustme-8058 i mean it's still views for him, those people are just easy to convince and it's not his fault that they took his obvious skits as truth

[@lonely1951]

Whenever I see this stuff it feels good to remember that there are people living in Nebraska and Montana and Scotland and Mexico and all over the world who just go to work in the morning and pick their kids up from school in the evening and walk their dog and if you even tried to talk about this to them they wouldn’t even get mad about it they just wouldn’t care.

[@itzsharon3570]

I was watching this then went downstairs to find that a hose leaked in my house and and entire washing room was flooded.

[@laurynathena5234]

no the fact that everyone believes that Kanye would get with Jeffrey is HILARIOUS

[@speakenglish5662]

Ohhh............ kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@plkaso7515]

@@speakenglish5662 I hate you

[@oldchannel2652]

I'm just saying kanye is wack and nothing that man does surprises me.

[@elcharro3548]

Not saying I believe this, but nothing surprises me anymore tbh. Some people are just very curious. But yeah it definitely didnt happen. I hope.

[@Hey_Jamie]

Why? Do you not know who Kanye is?!

[@thelegitsam8473]

Lolz she's literally the most famous not famous person ever. Ive seen her everywhere and not once recognized her

[@mr.alpaca382]

exactly! she just has the generic white girl face. I still don't think I could recognize her after watching this video

[@cocoroach_ok]

I mean I knew her, she's Craig

[@hollyx5772]

what I learned here is that you should just be wary any time you see a generic looking blonde girl saying anything at any time cause you’ll never know when it’s her

[@mai5261]

@@hollyx5772 at first I read that and was like “nonono I’m not stupid I swear” then realized I don’t talk to anyone

[@hollyx5772]

@@mai5261 lmao you sound trustworthy then

[@Manigeitora]

The girl who started the Kanye / Jeffree rumor was 100% correct in her caption. She didn't say "I promise," she said "I promiss". She's a professional misser, which is why she missed so fucking hard with this tweet. EDIT: Just noticed that she says "I have a song going viral, but nobody's covering it" uhhh doesn't that mean it's not going viral

[@BritneyA-tp5hs]

I'm loving the fact that every comment actually calling her Craig🤣🤣🤣

[@maddyt9894]

Am I hearing this wrong? Did he say "fangs, NOT retractable. They come out when I want." ?? Like...how cats have claws that come out when they want? Called retractable claws??? boi wat

[@heyyitsjude]

Lmao man’s didn’t even put much time into his response, he was zooming through his lines like he was zooming around that tree outside 💀

[@bartsimpson1792]

Ikr

[@weasalty]

No, cats don't have retractable claws?? *they come out when they want*

[@coffeemaker4954]

i wondered that too, but i thought that i just didnt understand fully what retractable meant, lol

[@epicboxx3838]

@@heyyitsjude that was good 🤣