Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

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Today I listened to your requests and am reacting to the Twilight Saga, including Twilight, Twilight New Moon, Twilight Eclipse, Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 1. Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen, Taylor Lautner as Jacob, and of course Kristen Stewart and Bella... oh boy is there some chaos in here with the vampires, werewolves, and one complicated birth/c-section!
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[@riyaanand22]

"Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her" Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂

[@margarbieadams8200]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@mirandakoenig3090]

This hahahaha

[@tinytt854]

Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

[@bumblebee898]

That was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@WeAreThePerfectStorm]

I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

[@Maria-zk3sw]

"oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel" "oh is he eating the baby?" IM DECEASED

[@luzytb4681]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

[@dm4121]

Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

[@tyrondacoleman2694]

😂😂😂😂

[@dietotaku]

so is bella 🥁

[@akshen92]

Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

[@KH-gj3ih]

I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SashaThePhoenix]

-the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.

[@mykajones2308]

Ohhhhh

[@WeAreThePerfectStorm]

Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

[@garbage69353]

Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

[@d.5432]

Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

[@khushbuluhar11]

Yes

[@VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb]

“Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?” Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”

[@andriannalu4991]

Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

[@daniverdusco9452]

Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

[@silasthesnail]

In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

[@tinytt854]

They are dead. The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

[@marianelachiu7582]

@@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

[@covidfeverdream]

“Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.

[@lisa_vxng]

Same

[@biancaoxo02]

😂😂😂😭

[@natalielawyerchick]

I screamed with laughter 😂

[@ClaudiaReneFuentes]

this comment made me laugh about it all over again

[@BoxOfToasters]

Bella: Dying Dr Mike: HMMM SHE LOOKS FRAIL

[@chicvintage1736]

Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.

[@garbage69353]

That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

[@pamhernandez6565]

I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

[@TiaTaya]

I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤

[@Meimoonei]

You mean taylor lautner

[@IAMYOLO2020]

I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

[@Galaxy_wolfy14]

Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

[@rileysjonger4192]

How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

[@lizm5303]

Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

[@Itsjustjazzduh]

“Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell” I CAAAAAN’T.

[@lizm5303]

Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

[@amritaraghunathan6050]

It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨

[@claireallen-qd9bb]

frrr 😭✋🏽

[@thepubknight6144]

To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in Same as Edward

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

​@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

[@lauraladyll]

It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

[@lich109]

​@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

[@er4148]

"You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too" "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me

[@rachelklein9752]

Fun fact: I went to middle school with the actress who played Rosalie (Nikki Reed). I love this video as it has been cracking me up especially when he says "Babies are vampires."

[@juliakercsmar6587]

Wait wait wait ✋ you witnessed her "thirteen" era??? Im guessing you just knew her name but still. Thats cool

[@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut]

You might potentially have doxxed yourself just now

[@Jah_LEASE_yah]

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

[@andreea_sayuri]

Samee😂

[@ageisyanejc]

Me too hahaha

[@Theunicorn2012]

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

[@srehtodnacipE]

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

[@courtneymarti8199]

All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!

[@covidfeverdream]

It’s from Not Another Teen Movie

[@courtneymarti8199]

@@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.

[@sheryll1536]

Yea that was gross omg

[@amandag8194]

Agree. I started gagging.

[@courtneymarti8199]

@@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!

[@Justlov4]

"FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL

[@duh2042]

Since he's been a doctor for such a long time, Carlisle is so used to working with people and blood that he's able to ignore that thirst.

[@Tammisherry]

Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this." Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."

[@Snorlaxiian]

I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded

[@ZippedUpKitz]

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@jlerrickson]

Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...

[@emelialartey2973]

Literally that’s exactly what I said

[@tyrondacoleman2694]

Right

[@minnathesinna]

*Bella on the table like half eaten* Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.

[@clairer342]

I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

[@JStep-tl8zx]

I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

[@LlannaaJorgan]

As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet

[@lizm5303]

Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

[@Morganlily23]

Dr. Mike I have answers to your questions 😅 • They are fine around blood because they drink animal blood instead. However the one vampire reacted because he hasn’t been without human blood long enough so he is still fighting the craving. • they aren’t worried about about blood illness because they heal •it’s not ginger ale she is drinking blood •he was biting her to give her venom and also get the baby out I would assume. But it’s so if she did die at least she has his venom in her so she can come back as a vampire. And he gave her extra to help her but she was already dead so the extra wouldn’t have worked. • there probably isn’t any bacteria from Edward because they heal and stuff but idk. Also the baby bit her. •Jacob wasn’t disgusted he was like he knew it was gonna happen, he warned her. • the doctor technically would have gotten his training hundreds of years ago so that may have explained some of his mistakes. • he didn’t stomp on the leg he grab it and broke it with his strength. I think that was it 😅 I have watched these movies too many times 😂

[@ESkye91]

"That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny

[@tjmcavoy-jensen871]

Yo he’s funny as hell without even trying 😂

[@michellestreater3296]

😂😂😂😂

[@cynless6489]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amandagould2596]

Busted out laughing at this!

[@lorelisromancastro4457]

“THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tracyleesmith781]

Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂 And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

[@lorelisromancastro4457]

@@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

Right 😂😂😂

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.

[@star_baker]

Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

@@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

[@pedrostormrage]

4:39 "They (the vascular surgeons) do their little stuff, and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury" One might argue that's actually big stuff 😛

[@susand2729]

*Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen* Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that." Help I'm crying 😂

[@lizm5303]

The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

[@JustaBladeofGrass]

“You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION” -Doctor Mike

[@agapeeternal]

I lost it at this omfg 😂

[@mylifewithmarmalade4624]

Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

[@HSMfanatic17]

You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

[@Shad0wst3pz]

Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

[@Zay_istocoolForu]

“Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅

[@Galaxy_wolfy14]

8:18 "oh, she wants vampire" help im dying 😂😂😂😂

[@sveltetread447]

Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing

[@user-gc5wu1mm3z]

Lol

[@Pizzashahark]

This should get top comment

[@user-nonxx]

LOL-

[@naadiyaorrie1180]

stop the jokes don't make me in a bad mood i loved this vid

[@furkanbozdag8198]

​@@naadiyaorrie1180how

[@turtleduck9198]

Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything. “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”

[@sandiesandholm1236]

My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

[@AngelJuliet]

@@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

[@Lane_y0195]

@@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

[@lauraelliott6909]

​@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.

[@anishawoods8443]

Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

[@AnushaMoondra]

2:29 to this is I say Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl

[@LostProxyNevermore]

0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.

[@kaleighbell6797]

I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂

[@AriVirtual]

please i so want a react to this

[@tracyleesmith781]

Oh yeah I agree!

[@MasochistMouse]

Yes, we NEED that reaction!

[@quaseumhomemrenascentista6911]

Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving

[@r.altman6458]

The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!

[@reddale5952]

“She’s gonna eat the scalpel “ “Is he eating the baby?” IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leahhalfpenny3335]

Right after that moment “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

[@reddale5952]

@@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

[@andreinalopez7876]

10/10 laughed so hard it triggered my asthma 😅 now I'm wheezing 😂

[@an9358]

“Hope I don’t regret this.” Everyone who’s seen the series: “Oh, but you will.”

[@jaredp653]

Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂

[@Tooncesthecatwhodrives]

Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

[@gingerhowe5247]

I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

[@Hiiiiiiii879]

Staying alive

[@erjusik]

I literally choked on my tea😂

[@han.nah.]

Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

[@_The_Archive_]

Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.

[@muhabbetkusukavun4292]

The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

[@maketycry3952]

And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

[@hamsanandini7647]

Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

[@mxbubbles4753]

and he's regretted it ever since 😂

[@aiden3627]

His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

[@lamiadollers2020]

Your Reaction & Your Detailed Describing Words are so Practical & smooth & detailed..it's Refreshing to Witness your Reaction & Talk about Them...keep up the Awesome Work

[@ashleywawrzyniak2402]

This was EVERYTHING I needed. Best reaction!

[@error-titan-speakergirl]

“I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.

[@CountryBuff08]

Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

[@grandmabecky7984]

​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

[@AnniCarlsson]

Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

[@lgt_jne]

😂😂😂

[@arianavail]

@@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

[@wmdkitty]

Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.

[@snowflakechoirox]

Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

[@reneeluv1986]

@@snowflakechoirox 😅

[@daniellespencer5026]

@@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

[@lizm5303]

I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

[@natalierose2686]

2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor. I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂

[@catharticdream]

8:55 I just wanted to say thank you for blurring the needle 😭🥺

[@shannona3613]

"I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much

[@hermionehp1100]

“Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!” That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.

[@srehtodnacipE]

Aight what's the name of the cartoon

[@rhov-anion]

Daaang we need to know the name.

[@itsdune079]

@hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

[@srehtodnacipE]

C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@renskerotjes1349]

okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

[@biancaherminapetra5653]

Thank you so much Dr. Mike!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages and I really needed this.

[@NeyMessiFCB]

I haven’t laughed this much from one of your videos in a while.

[@MADDIE-fw8mi]

"my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*" Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂

[@izzafizza339]

Michael Burnham - let's flyyy

[@MissFisher20]

Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭

[@dutchkel]

To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

[@iloivar]

I was ENTERTAINED. thank you for this video.

[@brenna1425]

15:29 “this is like a Gatorade commercial” LMAAO MIKE

[@elmartell5724]

Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤

[@Marilynefc]

Exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@strawberryentity3306]

"I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭

[@slythexrin]

"is he eating the baby?" I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP

[@lexymartin6841]

I love how worried he was with every injury.

[@SuperYellowcats]

I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL

[@rishabharya3329]

It rhymes, dawg

[@rylandmarchetti9215]

As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.

[@Greentrees60]

Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

[@Greentrees60]

There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

[@Slashycent]

I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom. Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

[@lauraelliott6909]

​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

[@MsLisa1114]

Thanks didn't know this❤

[@priscillaippy]

This whole video was everything i didn’t know I needed

[@elrehugo]

I am a huge Twilight fan and I had a great chuckle now! Thanks Dr Mike.

[@brittanyg533]

To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.

[@MamaMoonHigurashi2023]

The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

[@barborajezkova8393]

since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

[@lets.get.intoit.]

Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

[@LeraShoxx]

"Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂

[@JessyIsSoFly91]

This entire video was just amazing! What a fun ride 🤣

[@animemaniacify]

I never knew I needed this video so badly.

[@shelbswashere]

“he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying

[@The_Catnip]

"Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!" I am dying 🤣

[@marjorie5098]

That one was too funny 😂

[@jordynsparling1630]

this is literally something ive been waiting forrrr

[@karenlieberman123]

Dude you’re one of my favorite KZbinrs! Can you react to injuries actors/stunt doubles had while making movies next?

[@suzie_do_you_copy]

You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.

[@LeahB31]

I covered the screen with my hand.

[@galllowglass]

I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

[@HSMfanatic17]

You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

[@tarysunshine3878]

My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

[@shellyoss8754]

The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣

[@glendajeankumi-woode8422]

"What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂

[@CamillaZahn]

Thank you for this, I’ll be watching it everyday now 😅

[@Nikki_g87]

“Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby

[@kayleighandhercat1351]

Yup. He bit her stomach open and removed Rasputin

[@kathleenmusiak1369]

@@kayleighandhercat1351Rasputin 😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭

[@kayleighandhercat1351]

@@kathleenmusiak1369 🤣🤣🤣

[@NickZephyr]

The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣

[@Lavenrius]

Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

[@lauryn5350]

I woke my mom 😂

[@amandagould2596]

This video was hilarious!! Some great commentary here 😂

[@sethmiller6128]

Thank you for helping destract me from my pain

[@nolegirl4god]

You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻 "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.

[@geisyanejc]

actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

[@poprostuja8223]

I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.

[@Marilynefc]

He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

[@RockiinChick11]

This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs Dr.Mike!

[@luziel3071]

“ THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE MEDICINE” I died😂

[@ebbsnori]

"Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂

[@StarRoseDragon5]

To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand

[@masterjunko]

I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

[@masterjunko]

i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

[@StarRoseDragon5]

@@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

[@masterjunko]

@@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

[@SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt]

You were reccomended to me by a customer service agent I was on the phone with. This is the first video I have seen by you. OMG, you're HILARIOUS! Thanks! 😂

[@SunshineDoodle]

Doctor Mike, I adore you enough to suffer through watching this much of Twilight just so I can still support your channel.

[@tiggynv214]

Don’t forget the mental impact of Edward constantly gaslighting Bella, that’ll do some damage too

[@ariagrace1857]

In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad

[@elysecatmull3404]

@@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)

[@randomperson6433]

Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.

[@Randie89]

5:27 A papercut, the tree's last revenge.

[@tinytt854]

My paper cuts never bleed.

[@Awidferd]

that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

[@Khandiee]

I love that you did this 😂😍

[@bella96000]

9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.

[@YodaMasterOfTheUniverse]

6:23 Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts. Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella. About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'

[@orcaletta]

immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

[@KitKat-kc3sq]

Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

[@Eggette]

To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

[@sametheus]

not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

[@tjohns25]

​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

[@destinygraciani3050]

Non doctors - “oh her knee!” Dr. Mike - “oh her patella!” 😂😂

[@TYCT777]

HILARIOUS!!!! Best thing I have watched in weeks!!!! 😂

[@oliviarosebeck]

omg the video I didn’t know I needed

[@treepotato9273]

her being in shock for the entire series would explain a lot tbf

[@jessicalowe3573]

Mike's ignorance of the world of Twilight makes this 1000% funnier😂😂😂

[@Verovero112]

I’m obsessed this is my favorite video ever. I love twilight. And I love dr mikeeee

[@screamingchameleon]

Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡

[@hanners4895]

I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

[@edweefication]

Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes. In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.

[@lottejuulke79]

Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

[@edweefication]

@@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

[@alatielinara]

He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal

[@Vicknadhard]

WoW 1000% thanks for the laughs !

[@nielsenbolton9847]

Omg your soooooo hilarious I really love this one a lot 😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼 I really enjoyed it

[@jessicaholscher4097]

Just an FYI for anyone who didn't read the books, Kristen Stewart plays Bella exactly as she was written.

[@shania991]

THANK YOU when people say omg “why is she acting like that so cringe” like duhhh that’s how she’s written

[@snowboardgurl4545]

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse 😂

[@leahscontemporary]

No she did not. And i wish yall would stop saying that because it only lets me know you dont have any understanding of the character. Bella in the books is always prone to tantrums and fits of crying. She's very emotional and stubborn when things don't go her way. She can be very petulant at times. She also has a big martyr complex. To add, Bella is kinda funny. Yeah she has like that corny elementary school teacher humor that's kinda cringy but often you'll find her more so joking at the irony or the ridiculousness of a situation than really riffing off the dome or cracking like fart jokes or something. Book Bella is reserved, maybe a little shy but altogether a well put together person. So saying whatever the heck that was supposed to be Bella in the movies is the same as written is hilarious at best. Although I do mainly blame Kristen's acting for the common misconception. Bella's interesting, but i know not necessarily likeable. But not liking her doesn't mean that Bella is a poorly-drawn character. She's very much an individual, and in fact her lack of relatability is why she grated on my nerves so severely as the series progressed. Not just anyone would think and behave the way Bella does, but again to Meyer's credit, Bella's questionable decisions are driven by and stem from a consistent worldview and inner logic. That's an achievement - Bella's personality doesn't shift around so that she'll act in the way that best suits the plot, but rather she reacts to situations in tandem with who she already is. Kristen does the nothing of the sort. So in no way can you say Bella is a blinking and stuttering mess. And yes while Kristen gives off cool hippie mellow vibes, I think the brunette hair and the pale coloring is where all of the similarities with the character end. Because Bella is very girl next door, she's the quintessential pretty but doesn't know it yet, the shy introverted bookworm in that beauty and the beast might turn around and fall in love forever with brooding monster kind of way. But she was never a blanked face cringy pick me. Bella's even described as having a heart shaped face and full lips and big doe eyes and billows of long thick brown hair. In contrast to Kristen whose features are sharper, and who has a more chill skater chick vibe to her; not necessarily the blushing bookworm. And she does try but that softer girl next door vibe just doesnt come naturally to Kristen

[@khepur]

@@leahscontemporaryAs someone who has read all the books, watched all the movies, and scoured through the supplemental material... I could not disagree more. Book Bella is a blank slate because that was the POINT. That era of teen romance fantasy was when the popularity of the 'self-insert' books was at an all-time high. The female protagonist characters were written with the idea of the reader 'being' that character in the story, so the characters themselves had to have very little personality. The only real defining trait of Book Bella is her fixation on Edward and being with him, and then later having a child with him. She doesn't even have any hobbies, ffs. If you've ever seen Kristen Stewart act in any other movies, you know that the way she played Bella was what the directors were telling her to do.

[@nmv33]

Thank you! That’s why I tell people Stewart was the right choice for Bella. She is Bella.