Doctor Reacts To Harry Potter Injuries

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Doctor Mike

Doctor Mike

Күн бұрын

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Harry Potter is one of the biggest book and film franchises of all time, and over the course of such a long story, you better believe I found some medical scenes to react to. We look at scenes from The Sorcerer’s Stone (The Philosopher’s Stone for my UK friends), The Chamber of Secrets, The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Goblet of Fire, The Order Of The Phoenix, The Half Blood Prince, and The Deathly Hallows. Between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Snape, Dumbledore, Dobby, Belatrix, Malfoy, Neville, and Voldemort himself, there was plenty of medical criticism to go around. Specifically we talk about Harry’s scar, Z-plasty, salmonella, broken wrists, concussions, trauma, quidditch accidents, broom falls, Phoenix tears, gillyweed, holding your breath, the bends, bleeding out, vaping, drawing blood, chest compressions, and even splinching! Are there any scenes you think I missed from JK Rowling’s epic?Harry Potter is one of the biggest book and film franchises of all time, and over the course of such a long story, you better believe I found some medical scenes to react to. We look at scenes from The Sorcerer’s Stone (The Philosopher’s Stone for my UK friends), The Chamber of Secrets, The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Goblet of Fire, The Order Of The Phoenix, The Half Blood Prince, and The Deathly Hallows. Between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Snape, Dumbledore, Dobby, Belatrix, Malfoy, Neville, and Voldemort himself, there was plenty of medical criticism to go around. Specifically we talk about Harry’s scar, Z-plasty, salmonella, broken wrists, concussions, trauma, quidditch accidents, broom falls, Phoenix tears, gillyweed, holding your breath, the bends, bleeding out, vaping, drawing blood, chest compressions, and even splinching! Are there any scenes you think I missed from JK Rowling’s epic?
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@MapleBizz328
@MapleBizz328 2 жыл бұрын
You mean this whole time, they could've gotten rid of Voldemort by sending him to Antartica?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME-?
@thegreenplant9724
@thegreenplant9724 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment🤣
@ayu8994
@ayu8994 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t he just apparate out or just use portkey.
@xeenproof2024
@xeenproof2024 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure, that’d f**k up his snake too
@Cllocopine
@Cllocopine 2 жыл бұрын
No cause he’s still got the horcruxes so his soul would survive while his body died. He would be less than the meanest ghost but he’d be alive.
@shadowwolf2730
@shadowwolf2730 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cllocopine He'd be alive-ish
@kalebnolan8343
@kalebnolan8343 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s obviously a terrible medical condition” Yes, that condition would be death. I hear it’s pretty fatal
@Camila34322
@Camila34322 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@haramansari0904
@haramansari0904 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@hermionegranger1703
@hermionegranger1703 2 жыл бұрын
Only known person to have survived it was Harry Potter, and he cheated.
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 2 жыл бұрын
The curse of the fatal death.
@-VFlower-
@-VFlower- 2 жыл бұрын
That does seem quite fatal
@selectivepontification8766
@selectivepontification8766 5 ай бұрын
I love that Doctor Mike is concerned about the basilisk bite causing a salmonella infection, because while that's definitely a possibility, the info given about it indicates you probably wouldn't live long enough for that to be a problem
@letsreallytalk9482
@letsreallytalk9482 4 ай бұрын
Lol that what I said
@sarahglover3286
@sarahglover3286 3 ай бұрын
Did no-one tell him basilisk's are venomous snakes?
@bmxrichard21
@bmxrichard21 3 ай бұрын
@@sarahglover3286 to be fair, Plumed basilisks are not venomous.
@13suns955
@13suns955 Ай бұрын
@@bmxrichard21lol
@annaolsen1
@annaolsen1 7 ай бұрын
"Is that Voldermort? ... Where's his nose" ~Doctor Mike 2022
@TheoutsidersXHarrypotter
@TheoutsidersXHarrypotter 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂Fr😂😂😂
@RaeRaenicorrrn
@RaeRaenicorrrn 14 күн бұрын
Just watch "Botched".
@eline_van_dijk
@eline_van_dijk 2 жыл бұрын
This is just pure gold. Never in my life had I imagined there would be a day where a real life doctor would react to injuries from a fantasy movie about magic
@kamoogy
@kamoogy 2 жыл бұрын
And clearly hasn't seen the movies. Maybe it's just my mood today.
@Tuna_lord
@Tuna_lord 2 жыл бұрын
MAGIC
@BladefireA
@BladefireA 2 жыл бұрын
@@kamoogy it seems like he maybe saw at least some of the movies once when he was younger but doesnt remember much, which is fair if he wasnt much of a fan.
@jeffreysetapak
@jeffreysetapak 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Mike, please don't forget that Harry Potter movie characters are NOT humans in the first place. Especially Valdemort. PS: No 911 hotline in Harry Potter's magical world.
@eline_van_dijk
@eline_van_dijk 2 жыл бұрын
he did say he saw them when he was younger. He is just treating the injuries as if they were actually real. Everyone here taking this way too serious 😅
@goldengorilladilla3267
@goldengorilladilla3267 Жыл бұрын
Voldemort: I will live forever! Doctor Mike: Not if you lived in Antartica
@tempestshadow4391
@tempestshadow4391 Жыл бұрын
this part killed me
@rebeccacook5149
@rebeccacook5149 Жыл бұрын
Lol yes!! I love Dr. Mike. He's funny yet factual.
@Mia78004
@Mia78004 Жыл бұрын
Frr lol
@The_daughter_of_Athena
@The_daughter_of_Athena Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@simhavinnakota
@simhavinnakota Жыл бұрын
So true
@madelinegarber7860
@madelinegarber7860 6 ай бұрын
I was reading Goblet of Fire recently and Wormtail did nothing to stop his bleedinh once he cut his hand off except wrap the stump in his robes. He was just sitting there for like 10 minutes at least while Voldemort was reborn and preaching to his death eaters. I was like bruh put a turniquet and some pressure on that!
@mushroomsrcool1449
@mushroomsrcool1449 3 ай бұрын
... Blood clotting incantation? Idk. :P
@user-js1sn2de7e
@user-js1sn2de7e 23 күн бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@mushroomsrcool1449when Voldemort finally finished his speech to the Death Eaters, he turned to face Wormtail (who was literally dying on the ground the whole time) and gave him a magic silver hand to replace his original one. Wormtail started praising Voldemort and kissing his feet and I’m like “ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS MAN WHOS FEET YOU ARE CURRANTLY SOAKING WITH SALIVA TOOK HIS SWEET TIME BEING LIKE ‘YO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MACNAIR! HOW U BEEN? ANY RECENT KILLINGS? TELL ME WHOS DEAD AND WHOS ABSENT, WILL U?’ WHILE U WHERE BLEEDING OUT IN FRONT OF HIM!?!?!?
@RaeRaenicorrrn
@RaeRaenicorrrn 14 күн бұрын
WILLINGLY SCRIFICED is the key phrase, tho.
@user-yb3vj2ro9q
@user-yb3vj2ro9q 7 ай бұрын
I love the line “is this Voldemort, where’s his nose?”😂😂😂
@joseantoniobatac6322
@joseantoniobatac6322 2 жыл бұрын
The part with Dumbledore cutting his hand makes sense. His hand is already showing symptoms of the curse from Marvolo's ring that looks like gangrene. The nerve endings in it are already dead.
@madhavmp8558
@madhavmp8558 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually a great point.
@gabiluch87
@gabiluch87 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Dr Mike doesn't know that 🤣
@Rainears129
@Rainears129 2 жыл бұрын
That hand has been like that since before the school year started. Honestly, it should have probably been cut off long before. If they can grow back bones, shouldn't they be able to regrow amputated limbs... I just remembered Mad-Eye's wooden leg.
@user-rr6cl3vs7y
@user-rr6cl3vs7y 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rainears129 it was a horcrux poison, the darkest of anything in the wizarding world, it cannot be healed fully, and mad eyes whole leg got cut off by a major curse, that's why there was no way to regrow it, just like our science can't heal everything the magic can't heal everything
@victore8342
@victore8342 2 жыл бұрын
He's a muggle, he don't know
@jmp_jayperproductions
@jmp_jayperproductions Жыл бұрын
Harry: I survived the killing curse and got this scar from it Mike: No, you just had a bad plastic surgeon
@main442
@main442 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤧
@qinshihuang4966
@qinshihuang4966 Жыл бұрын
they should try to remove extra collagen from the dermis, and than make the gap grow back fast, in theory that would remove the scar
@jessa5521
@jessa5521 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@kamyagupta4030
@kamyagupta4030 Жыл бұрын
😂
@mohelmi4618
@mohelmi4618 Жыл бұрын
Hahah so funny
@SomeKiddo
@SomeKiddo 9 ай бұрын
In terms of the candies, they have another half that gets rid of the symptoms. In the books they were purple and orange candies, the orange making you sick and the purple aiding you.
@BPJD2004
@BPJD2004 Ай бұрын
I think the reason Neville's injury in The Sorcerer's Stone wasn't worse is because, in canon, when he was a baby, he was dropped from a balcony to see if he had magic. He did, thankfully, but I'm guessing that's why he didn't get more hurt.
@mrlavin9037
@mrlavin9037 2 жыл бұрын
“Did harry just take away that old mans walking stick “ class absolutely class
@yelenauali6030
@yelenauali6030 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that bit
@nihaaraadilras4805
@nihaaraadilras4805 2 жыл бұрын
Elderly gentleman * I'm laughing so hard....jeez
@Itania333
@Itania333 2 жыл бұрын
OK this one had me CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
@hammartyme4859
@hammartyme4859 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
@eleven9357
@eleven9357 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@gailasprey7787
@gailasprey7787 Жыл бұрын
I never thought somebody would call Voldemort an “elderly gentlemen” 😅
@lordshardik
@lordshardik Жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong; the guy's pretty elderly.
@fandomgaymertransgirl2.0
@fandomgaymertransgirl2.0 Жыл бұрын
Voldemort is basically a nazi.
@Pitbullnamedprincess69
@Pitbullnamedprincess69 Жыл бұрын
@@lordshardikain't no gentleman tho
@plantainsame2049
@plantainsame2049 Жыл бұрын
Dude is in his seventies and call a debilitating injury to himself Cutting up pieces of your souls probably not healthy for you
@alimousatabets5751
@alimousatabets5751 Жыл бұрын
​@@lordshardik ain't a gentleman tho
@Xboxgamer_Neo
@Xboxgamer_Neo 7 ай бұрын
I love how dr Mike just starts by insulting Voldemort
@taylorsisk533
@taylorsisk533 6 ай бұрын
The reactions from him are priceless, especially when he said the basilisk is a dragon lol. Also the walking cane one ha
@THEMamaVicky
@THEMamaVicky 2 жыл бұрын
The way Mike totally misses the point of so many things is priceless, but educational 🤣
@TheSteam02
@TheSteam02 2 жыл бұрын
High intelligence Low wisdom
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha true 💜
@anniel4357
@anniel4357 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Like just sitting here, remembering the healing properties of Phoenix tears and Essence of Dittany from the book lore. I mean, I won’t hold it against him if he doesn’t know the book lore, he is looking at it through the muggle perspective
@darlenebuck7825
@darlenebuck7825 2 жыл бұрын
he clearly has not seen any of the Harry Potter movies to make a correct medical conclusion.
@user-mk4cn6rt8w
@user-mk4cn6rt8w 2 жыл бұрын
True. He *is a muggle.
@groofay
@groofay 2 жыл бұрын
Dr Mike: "Why isn't anyone calling 911?" Arthur Weasley, muggle studies expert and middle-aged man: "What is the function of a rubber duck?"
@Liutgard
@Liutgard 2 жыл бұрын
And What makes airplanes stay up?
@malle5955
@malle5955 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't they also have to call 999? As far as I remember that's the emergency number in England.
@shainaannx17
@shainaannx17 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ! I love that line
@dollybear2809
@dollybear2809 2 жыл бұрын
He's only a quarter of the way through his life maybe by the time he reaches 200 he will finally find out the function of a rubber duck lol
@Wildlink123
@Wildlink123 2 жыл бұрын
@@malle5955 I think you're right, but, if someone's all the way out at Hogwarts, a muggle officer would take the call as a prank call because Hogwarts exists in it's own little magical bubble, protected from prying eyes of muggles. I remember reading it has a charm all the way around castle grounds to avoid aerial muggle spotting.
@SpecklesTeeV
@SpecklesTeeV 9 ай бұрын
I love Mike’s reaction to basically everyone cutting off their hand to get blood 😂
@harryfunk5156
@harryfunk5156 7 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Sir Michael Gambon, actor of Dumboldore, as he has died.
@insanityganon1300
@insanityganon1300 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the cameraperson was just like "It's a basilisk, I shouldn't have to explain this to you!" and Doctor Mike's like "a basilisk...dragon? :D"
@icarusbinns3156
@icarusbinns3156 2 жыл бұрын
There is an actual basilisk lizard. They can run on water
@thomasfplm
@thomasfplm 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, many of the older représentations of dragons were either snakes or lizards.
@icarusbinns3156
@icarusbinns3156 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasfplm and dinosaurs
@hamzaghazi
@hamzaghazi 2 жыл бұрын
Cameraman* but whatever
@cathcall6564
@cathcall6564 2 жыл бұрын
Technically Dr. Mike is half right lmaooo :3 when you see the anatomy of basilisk it’s more likely to be a lizard (legless) than a snake. And yes, we have a lizard that’s called Komodo dragon so lizard = small dragons?? Idk man k bai lol
@radgamerrach
@radgamerrach Жыл бұрын
“You need to call 911 Harry” and “Voldemort with no nose would not do well living in Antarctica” both had me lol 😂
@rainbowcats19
@rainbowcats19 Жыл бұрын
Same lol!!! 😂
@katearcher8514
@katearcher8514 Жыл бұрын
Who would've thought that was a way to thwart him. A rebel base in Antarctica.
@tomasflatharta
@tomasflatharta Жыл бұрын
Did Harry Potter just make away this elderly mans walking stick 😂
@poehbeertje7729
@poehbeertje7729 Жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@poehbeertje7729
@poehbeertje7729 Жыл бұрын
@@tomasflatharta XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@beanbean9364
@beanbean9364 Ай бұрын
Magic injuries: Exists Dr. Mike: NOT MEDICALLY ACCURATE
@ItsGabbylol531
@ItsGabbylol531 9 ай бұрын
1:09 Madam Pomfrey: I’m here you know Dr Mike 2:03 like a concerned teacher 2:08 Mr Malfoy: it’s just a scrape Draco walk it off 6:38 🥲his reaction is just lovely
@peskybird3736
@peskybird3736 2 жыл бұрын
I love how right away when he sees voldemort he’s “like where is his nose?” And then proceeds to talk about medical mumbo jumbo 🤣
@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644
@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644 2 жыл бұрын
he ran into a wall at the train station and now the injury is forever
@peskybird3736
@peskybird3736 2 жыл бұрын
@@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644 ahhh I see
@confusedwhale
@confusedwhale 2 жыл бұрын
@@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644: Nah, a cat scratched it off when he tried to pet it's belly.
@soyon9352
@soyon9352 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@MHGFTW
@MHGFTW 2 жыл бұрын
Called him an eel too.
@sandstorm3277
@sandstorm3277 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the first thing he says about Voldemort is "where's his nose?" there are like thousands of memes about how Voldemort doesn't have a nose. And also he is just in complete disregard of Voldemort. He's just like "not if you go to Antarctica." It's just so funny. Voldemort is being roasted. :)
@ElFrogge
@ElFrogge 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike his air
@williamhogrider4136
@williamhogrider4136 2 жыл бұрын
Voldermort: Only I can live forever.. Doctor Mike: Introduces Antarctica. Antarctica: Imma end this man's whole career.
@stevenrasche3159
@stevenrasche3159 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's being left out in the cold. Being roasted is what Voldie would want in Antarctica.
@Animelover15606
@Animelover15606 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenrasche3159 he could just use magic like incendio
@mohammadalmoustafa6446
@mohammadalmoustafa6446 2 жыл бұрын
Thats what i was going to say
@jessikagonzalez1033
@jessikagonzalez1033 4 ай бұрын
This episode was the CUTEST! Thank you so much for your lightheartedness. ❤
@user-oi4kq9wc7m
@user-oi4kq9wc7m 5 ай бұрын
i haven’t watched the video yet, but just by the title i already lover it. i love when some of my favorite content creators makes a video featuring harry potter
@sophie_creations
@sophie_creations 2 жыл бұрын
Mike was so chill when Snape got cut through the throat he was like "there's no saving that person" he was so blunt and honest about it
@Themrine2013
@Themrine2013 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would rather have blunt honesty when it comes to medical issues instead of sugar coating it or beating around the bush
@allenl5960
@allenl5960 2 жыл бұрын
Mike: There's no saving that person. Also Mike: Do chest compressions Harry!
@frederiqueschouteren
@frederiqueschouteren 12 күн бұрын
And just for good measure, Voldy has his giant magical snake tear open Snape's throat further. Oh, and the snake has this weird venom that makes it basically impossible to close the wound as it's perfectly capable of melting muggle stitches. Just lovely, isn't it? *Cough*.
@theshreyanshisahoo
@theshreyanshisahoo Жыл бұрын
Voldemort: A creature so bad that people don't even say his name. Has murdered a number of people in the past. Dr. Mike: "Did Harry Potter just take away an elderly man's walking cane?" "He's like a snake fish, a cat fish. NO, an eel fish! *calmly discussing his health issues and how he wouldn't survive in Antarctica*
@gailasprey7787
@gailasprey7787 Жыл бұрын
Tell me you’ve never seen Harry Potter before without telling me you’ve never seen Harry Potter before. 🤣
@terskataneli6457
@terskataneli6457 Жыл бұрын
Oh man oh man Harry Potter with that Z scar didn't age to well
@impressivesmirk
@impressivesmirk Жыл бұрын
@@gailasprey7787 wat
@gailasprey7787
@gailasprey7787 Жыл бұрын
@@impressivesmirkDr Mike described Voldemort as an ‘elderly gentlemen’. If he had seen the movies or books he would know that Voldemort is a vile being (if you can even call him one) who ruined and destroyed many lives.
@impressivesmirk
@impressivesmirk Жыл бұрын
@@gailasprey7787 uh ok
@lolabloo
@lolabloo 7 ай бұрын
Dr. Mike's reaction to Voldemort is priceless 🤣🤣🤣
@janepigliacelli6564
@janepigliacelli6564 5 ай бұрын
honestly incredible. some of your best work so far
@lauriesmith4575
@lauriesmith4575 Жыл бұрын
"Is that Voldemort? Where's his nose?" The question ALL Harry Potter kids have been asking since the books came out.
@ethabn4
@ethabn4 Жыл бұрын
he ran into the wrong wall at the train station
@du_hu4731
@du_hu4731 Жыл бұрын
@@ethabn4 lmao
@loser8742
@loser8742 Жыл бұрын
@@ethabn4 he dives too deep into dark magic, chajging his appearance
@lil_duck_XD
@lil_duck_XD Жыл бұрын
Platform 9 ½
@Eeveeismypatronas
@Eeveeismypatronas Жыл бұрын
*ahem* He-who-must-not-be-named.
@btsfangirl2905
@btsfangirl2905 2 жыл бұрын
Just watching 15 seconds of the video I can say that he is a muggle 😂 But creativity I have to say I have never thaught about Harry Potter injuries in a medical perspective 👍
@TheQuestionmarkstudi
@TheQuestionmarkstudi 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Like a flying car and motorcycle are possible but yeah suddenly removing bones..yeah no..
@tiananesbitt7156
@tiananesbitt7156 2 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha what House is he in? This is so FANTASTIC BEASTS right now!
@theirishslyeyes
@theirishslyeyes 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a potter nerd and a medical coder, so I often read the books and watch the movies through that lens (although I'm certainly not a doctor!). I did laugh a lot through this reaction, because Dr.Mike seems to be viewing this just as a doctor. Funny video! 💛🖤
@djebdjdob12
@djebdjdob12 2 жыл бұрын
Totally off topic but also an army here 👆💜
@stare4539
@stare4539 2 жыл бұрын
Loool
@Yo5463
@Yo5463 8 ай бұрын
That was incredibly interesting. Could you look at the mental health implications of the Prisioner of Azkaban? I feel there is a lot to say there
@WompMeow
@WompMeow 6 ай бұрын
I love how Mike was so so pro und of himself for remembering their names❤❤❤
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
*Suffers an injury that would be life threatening in real life* "Tis' but a scratch"
@scottd.delano2810
@scottd.delano2810 2 жыл бұрын
"A mere flesh wound." -Monty Python
@jason_anderson_mcyt2705
@jason_anderson_mcyt2705 2 жыл бұрын
You again
@damielarthur2494
@damielarthur2494 2 жыл бұрын
my guy here every day again how much ms do you have you must have lightning speed notifications and brain thinking to comment this fast
@NemesisFromResidentEvil
@NemesisFromResidentEvil 2 жыл бұрын
@@jason_anderson_mcyt2705 It's a bot
@sandpaperunderthetable6708
@sandpaperunderthetable6708 2 жыл бұрын
@@NemesisFromResidentEvil pretty sure bots dont have this level of intelligence.
@unirarhissa7697
@unirarhissa7697 2 жыл бұрын
7:28 Don't worry Mike, there are two parts to the candy, the orange part makes you sick and there's a purple part which immediately cures you after you get out of class
@Cllocopine
@Cllocopine 2 жыл бұрын
@niddg viiut I would love to see his reaction to when Draco was KILLED by Buckbeak or when Luna fixes Harry’s nose because how different is a nose from a toe, really? Mike would be furious babbling about all the differences between toes and noses
@louisthelemur1238
@louisthelemur1238 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cllocopine It's killed meh! It's killed *MEH* !!
@emmsy_san
@emmsy_san 8 ай бұрын
okay fine i'll rewatch and reread the whole series again
@kerenolivero7097
@kerenolivero7097 Ай бұрын
There is so much more in Harry Potter & injuries. Please react to more harry potter injuries. I loved this. Too funny! :)
@gavbbs8594
@gavbbs8594 2 жыл бұрын
"is that Voldemort?.... Where's his nose?" This had me on the floor laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@beth5860
@beth5860 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know I was waiting for this but I was
@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 жыл бұрын
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR KZbin STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@jessy3612
@jessy3612 2 жыл бұрын
His first question to Voldemort... 😂
@Not_Ciel
@Not_Ciel 2 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to start explaining why it'd be detrimental to Voldemort's health* I was laughing so hard D
@davidduellman7339
@davidduellman7339 2 жыл бұрын
me 2🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@medo5417
@medo5417 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Mike asking "Is that Voldemort? Where's his nose?" genuinely made me laugh properly for the first time in ages 🤣🤣
@jessicaolmstead4069
@jessicaolmstead4069 2 жыл бұрын
Same I belly laughed
@Mary-zj9jz
@Mary-zj9jz 2 жыл бұрын
even more when mike called him a fish
@andyknotek1123
@andyknotek1123 8 ай бұрын
I will never forget the one with Neville riding the broomstick
@katiekatt5359
@katiekatt5359 9 ай бұрын
“Is this Voldemort? Where’s his nose?” Had me in literal tears
@sarswatidevi
@sarswatidevi 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm surprised that he didn't comment on the fact the medical issues that couse arise from a 1 year old being left on a doorstep at the end of October. Practically died with laughter when he said "Did Harry Potter just take away that elderly gentleman's walking stick"
@lorelei887
@lorelei887 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly ! It also would have been great to hear about lycanthropy from a medical point of view because I think I’ve read something about it once, like people getting sick or something 🤔 Yet, there are so many moments in HP that could be interesting to hear about and so little time. Maybe a part 2 about Sirius’ death, Dumbledore’s death (and how old he was, the effects of such an old age on the body etc), Tonks possibility to change her face/hair, Moody’s eye, Sectumsempra/Endoloris, etc. Gosh, I wish I went to med school instead of Law school 😅
@chrystpick7741
@chrystpick7741 Жыл бұрын
Especially in the UK where it can freeze over night.
@dcle944
@dcle944 Жыл бұрын
We don’t know the exact time Harry was left on the doorstep though. It could be 4-5AM, and I imagine aunt Petunia woke up pretty early in the morning. Beside, they might have put some heat generating spell on him since Hagrid was able to carry him flying on motorcycle in the cold air.
@SirRiceBurger
@SirRiceBurger Жыл бұрын
YES!
@Slayboreddances
@Slayboreddances Жыл бұрын
@@dcle944 Yes that makes sense and they could have put a lot more protective spells on him. You can practically do anything with magic, even keep a baby safe and warm on a doorstep
@Hajra509
@Hajra509 Жыл бұрын
I died laughing when Doctor Mike said “Did Harry Potter just steal this elderly man’s walking cane?” I’m a big fan of Harry Potter so this had me laughing.
@shauryagamertv2108
@shauryagamertv2108 9 ай бұрын
Well u need a doctor 😂
@harleneaulakh2017
@harleneaulakh2017 8 ай бұрын
Same! As a true Harry Potter Fan I was laughing my head off! 😂
@LizLuvsCupcakes
@LizLuvsCupcakes 8 ай бұрын
I mean, to be fair, he did. The elderly man in question is the most evil wizard to ever live but still.
@SSGoatanks
@SSGoatanks 7 ай бұрын
Producers at HBO Max need to reconsider a Harry Potter animated TV series because it would allow more resources for storytelling and scenes from the books. Please don't dishonor the original cast members by replacing/recasting them 🙏
@catlibal9906
@catlibal9906 5 ай бұрын
He is like 150 years old or something like that so pretty old.
@skoonify
@skoonify 8 ай бұрын
"You just need to call 911 Harry" caught me so off guard
@shellbee5521
@shellbee5521 9 ай бұрын
"is he a fish" DO NOT DRINK. i repeat DO NOT DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO. i almost died 😭😂😂😂😂😂
@sailspo
@sailspo 2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact about Neville: in the books it is explained that his family thought he was not going to have magic and so they were trying all kinds of messed up stuff to trigger his magic. So one day his uncle dangled him out of the window and kinda FORGOT and so Neville fell, but magic children kinda have this thing were their magic shows intuitively, so instead of going SPLAT Neville bounced a while like a basketball and his family was so glad that his magic finally showed.
@myahitt1247
@myahitt1247 2 жыл бұрын
lol yes I remember that!
@alilcasias5562
@alilcasias5562 2 жыл бұрын
I saw in a video about Neville that apparently his blanket shifted (from his magic ig) when he was just born, but no one noticed except that book that records people doing magic.
@kylem9830
@kylem9830 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get how he broke his wrist from falling then
@alilcasias5562
@alilcasias5562 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylem9830 I thought about it for a bit and it's probably so that the teacher would have to leave with Neville, so that Harry would start chasing Draco and stuff
@myahitt1247
@myahitt1247 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylem9830 I think when younger wizards are like 3 and 4 like toddlers their magic manifests in ways that are different than when they can control it better. Look at us debating magic😂😂
@H.Wotton
@H.Wotton 2 жыл бұрын
„You need to call 911, Harry“ had me rolling lol so true for the whole series. I need that on a shirt asap
@zmrandom
@zmrandom 2 жыл бұрын
nice
@vidyasagardaud8518
@vidyasagardaud8518 2 жыл бұрын
But ain't Harry a Brit?
@cheyennewiedemann1028
@cheyennewiedemann1028 2 жыл бұрын
I would totally buy that shirt
@H.Wotton
@H.Wotton 2 жыл бұрын
@@vidyasagardaud8518 good point, but I’m just imagining a US fan sitting in front of their TV, binge watching HP, throwing popcorn at the screen while continuously yelling „YOU NEED TO CALL 911, HARRY!“
@leahoplinger9771
@leahoplinger9771 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I need this on a shirt NOW
@user-wl8mw1lb4k
@user-wl8mw1lb4k Ай бұрын
Dr Mike questioned the most legitimate question everyone should ask voldemort, where's his nose ??😂😂
@iris.holmes
@iris.holmes 8 ай бұрын
'HARRY CALL 911!!!' I just snorted, laughed, stopped breathing yet inhaled way too much air all at once. Priceless. I want more. 🤣🤣🤣
@lee-annenavin3391
@lee-annenavin3391 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. The basilisk isn't actually a snake, it's a legless lizard (genuinely a thing) - some differences are: ear holes, fused jaw, pearled scales & visible eyelids.
@ayakanakamuri7599
@ayakanakamuri7599 2 жыл бұрын
Also, a Basilisk is usually bred by using chicken’s egg under the toad until it is hatched. It was illegal in medieval times, but those who were doing this came under serious crime.
@mononoke813
@mononoke813 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you said it because I was about to let loose on Dr. Mike at that point…
@LyokoisGreat2
@LyokoisGreat2 2 жыл бұрын
He also missed that it had fangs and had injected him with venom
@SidPil
@SidPil 2 жыл бұрын
I googled this and it said that Basilisks are reptiles and are reputed to be a Serpent king. So this comment seems to be false, do you have a source?
@reyfin4922
@reyfin4922 Жыл бұрын
Dobby is by far the most tragic loss for any potterhead, and you're telling me we could have saved him!? 😭😭😭😭😭
@seany1856
@seany1856 Жыл бұрын
Ikr, I am so sad 😭. Dobby was a good, and the best house elf
@mango5happygolucky293
@mango5happygolucky293 Жыл бұрын
If only Harry hadn't removed the knife :
@Slayboreddances
@Slayboreddances Жыл бұрын
@@mango5happygolucky293 yes dobby was a good free elf he could have lived😭 Dobby the elf who lived
@marymcelroy8025
@marymcelroy8025 Жыл бұрын
I'll miss him
@sparklemaggie1584
@sparklemaggie1584 Жыл бұрын
Poor Dobby
@HeatherNickless-vt8zr
@HeatherNickless-vt8zr 9 ай бұрын
@Doctor Mike; It was mentioned "vaguely" in "Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them" film that witches/wizards have a higher tolerance for injures and most forms of maladies than muggles do.
@omarhassam7574
@omarhassam7574 8 ай бұрын
mike roasting voldy's nose lol
@barbiemac5410
@barbiemac5410 2 жыл бұрын
I feel so validated for every time I have gotten angry at a fictional character for slicing into their hand for a few drops of blood. Thanks Dr. Mike.
@antioptimusparty
@antioptimusparty 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god yes I get so angry every time I watch Supernatural, every single episode
@saiyasha848
@saiyasha848 2 жыл бұрын
God, yes, even if Dumby can heal it, that one actually does get me angry. Even the back of your hand would be better then the Palm!!!!
@quailypoes
@quailypoes 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!! That was definitely the best part of the video to me!
@sem4861
@sem4861 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked so fast when I saw "Doctor reacts" and "Harry Potter" in the same sentence lol. Two of my absolute favourite things.
@mathcat4
@mathcat4 2 жыл бұрын
same!
@shalikasdancemania2565
@shalikasdancemania2565 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!!!
@ye0n.junn1e
@ye0n.junn1e 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@Faizanarmi
@Faizanarmi 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@snufkin123
@snufkin123 2 жыл бұрын
bro!! are you a louie?!
@Casterspellproductions
@Casterspellproductions 8 ай бұрын
What happened to Ron is known as "splinching". When wizards apparate (teleport) they can leave parts of themselves behind if they're not careful
@Audii0605
@Audii0605 8 ай бұрын
Omg the best descriptions of Voldemort EVER!!! 😂😂
@yourlocalrainwing1358
@yourlocalrainwing1358 2 жыл бұрын
I love how mike is just casually pointing out voldy’s medical problems
@Slayboreddances
@Slayboreddances Жыл бұрын
haha same here
@MariamAhmed-zi5hd
@MariamAhmed-zi5hd Жыл бұрын
Yeh lol 😂
@hearteyes444mee
@hearteyes444mee Жыл бұрын
The part where he asked “where’s his nose” killed me like HE UNDERSTANDS
@rachelst.pierre1075
@rachelst.pierre1075 2 жыл бұрын
“Is that Voldemort? Where’s his nose??” Got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂
@wafflehoarder2666
@wafflehoarder2666 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to say this 💀
@jessicaolmstead4069
@jessicaolmstead4069 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@harperwow9645
@harperwow9645 4 ай бұрын
0:44 I the huge potter head…LOVE THIS VID!
@marblee000
@marblee000 8 ай бұрын
The video I didn’t know I needed
@francesagtang9534
@francesagtang9534 Жыл бұрын
this is comedy gold.and i love how he said the voldemort was a eel 💀
@vinchinzo594
@vinchinzo594 Жыл бұрын
I love how you said "the voldemort" haha
@SomeoneSuffering1823
@SomeoneSuffering1823 Жыл бұрын
Remember what hermione said “ fearing a name makes you fear the thing itsself”
@montymole2
@montymole2 10 ай бұрын
@@SomeoneSuffering1823 in that case i fear the long wiggly venomous creatures with no legs that sometimes has a rattle on its tail and sometimes doesn't even have venom but is still a long wiggly thing with no legs that i very much do not like and would very much wish to gather every single one of them in the world together into a hole on a deserted island and then drop a nuclear bomb into said hole, and the nuclear bomb would be the TSAR BOMBA
@biscuitaddict
@biscuitaddict 2 жыл бұрын
8:15 I love how the editor actually made him lean over to see what happened to Ron's arm 🤭
@brezzainvernale
@brezzainvernale 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I didn't notice, thank you, it is really cool!
@JavaJane87
@JavaJane87 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣☠️
@samanthacarver4081
@samanthacarver4081 Жыл бұрын
That's awesome!🤣🤣
@shevaunvan-hoff4069
@shevaunvan-hoff4069 Жыл бұрын
What happened? Ron’s arm got splinched while the trio disapporated from the ministry of magic!!
@Slayboreddances
@Slayboreddances Жыл бұрын
@@brezzainvernale me neither! cool
@sakurayukihime4772
@sakurayukihime4772 8 ай бұрын
So educational and he's making me laugh constantly 🤣 I'm dying 😂dead x2💀
@kaileykrebs9263
@kaileykrebs9263 8 күн бұрын
I'm such a Harry Potter fan and watching this it made me laugh so much😂
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 2 жыл бұрын
In all fairness to the first broom scene: The person doing the diagnosing was not a nurse. However, the boy was brought to the school nurse immediately after, so if there were more injuries, the nurse would probably catch them.
@ginnyjollykidd
@ginnyjollykidd 2 жыл бұрын
And Mrs. Pomfrey could magick away his clothes.
@meridellwriter
@meridellwriter 2 жыл бұрын
Very true, but would Madam Hooch have been able to identify a spinal injury? If there had been a spinal injury, which would've been likely with a fall from that height, it would've been better not to move him at all (unless of course they used magic to make sure he was kept completely still during transport). They really should have Madam Pomfrey stationed nearby during first years' flying lessons just in case. Neville was really lucky that it was just a broken wrist.
@Firemalleoandjelly
@Firemalleoandjelly 2 жыл бұрын
@@meridellwriter Also wizard are tougher than muggles.
@Firemalleoandjelly
@Firemalleoandjelly 2 жыл бұрын
@@meridellwriter Magical medicine is largely medieval.
@M4x_P0w3r
@M4x_P0w3r 2 жыл бұрын
@@Firemalleoandjelly Is that actually confirmed, or is it fanon?
@mrztaylorlautner4evr
@mrztaylorlautner4evr 2 жыл бұрын
Voldemort: "you've been a good servant, Severus. But only I can live." Mike: "not if you go to Antarctica cuz you can't warm up the air through your nose" 💀💀
@GreatGranger
@GreatGranger 2 жыл бұрын
Voldy knows that and he can easily have small fires under his nose in Antarctica 😂, maybe to avoid it he went to Africa just in case
@marblemoon3
@marblemoon3 7 ай бұрын
the fact I clicked on this video so fast but I'm also laughing so hard bc he's taking it so seriously 7:05 I'M CRYING HE'S LIKE "where's his nose" 😭
@BrianVison2.0
@BrianVison2.0 9 ай бұрын
this was so halarious i like the parts when he says that the charaters are treating hurt bodies wrong😂
@BlackHedera
@BlackHedera Жыл бұрын
Almost as bad as watching movies with my mom who is a psychiatrist. "Trauma related behavior here. And you see there, attachment disorder.." and I'm like "please let's just watch the movie" 😂
@brookemoore1852
@brookemoore1852 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile I'm over here intentionally watching the Cinema Therapy KZbin channel. 😅
@user-fn3xi6xz3f
@user-fn3xi6xz3f Жыл бұрын
@@brookemoore1852 Ohh! Cinema Therapy - they are the best!
@user-fn3xi6xz3f
@user-fn3xi6xz3f Жыл бұрын
I would really love to watch some of the movies with your mother! I bet it is incredibly hilarious and educational)
@angieangie9258
@angieangie9258 Жыл бұрын
This comment makes me remember leonard's mother from the big bang theory
@CountryBuff08
@CountryBuff08 10 ай бұрын
I do the same thing as an animal welfare worker watching animal movies. Cujo - everyone could've been spared if he'd simply vaccinated his dog. Pet Semetary - Church could've been spared had he been kept inside. Lol.
@SpiriitsRoblox
@SpiriitsRoblox Жыл бұрын
Voldemort: "But only I can live forever-" Mike: "Not if u go to Antarctica!" That had me dead 😂😂😂😂💖💖
@EmmaVibinFr
@EmmaVibinFr 3 ай бұрын
Doctor mike be over-complicating things, it’s magic, it doesn’t need a diagnostic because it’s ✨magic✨
@hiswayservicesblog9288
@hiswayservicesblog9288 8 ай бұрын
Doctor Mike, it says in the books that Voldemort has nostrils like a snake instead of a nose. And, yes, Fred and George Weasley gave sickness-inducing candies to kids at school to help them get out of class or detention. Hey, they were heroes for it when Umbridge came along!
@himavarshachatti8373
@himavarshachatti8373 2 жыл бұрын
Who would have ever thought Harry Potter would be seen in a medical perspective..huge respects to your creativity sir ! Love Dr. Mike's content 💜
@CREEPYPASTA_LUVER
@CREEPYPASTA_LUVER 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Dr. Mike’s videos are the best
@marygoldcastor723
@marygoldcastor723 2 жыл бұрын
Like Lmaooo
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I love him 😂
@overthinker__
@overthinker__ 2 жыл бұрын
I just got deja vu from your comment I've no idea how
@IAmAnItalianPizza
@IAmAnItalianPizza 2 жыл бұрын
heres my view as a reptile interest: its not a snake, its actually a legless lizard, different things, different things.
@AustynSN
@AustynSN 2 жыл бұрын
Given how advanced the medicine is for wizards vs muggles, it's likely that some of the injuries Dr Mike considers serious or even life threatening would be considered no worse than a paper cut to people who can do magic. Also, fun fact: Canonically, the "Skele-gro" Harry takes to restore the bones in his arm was invented by Linfred Potter, one of Harry's ancestors. (They actually have a family history in advanced alchemy. Their family fortune was originally established by Linfred and dramatically increased by Harry's grandfather, Fleamont, who invented an extremely popular hair management tonic.)
@fcasias7
@fcasias7 2 жыл бұрын
@Freja Lindberg isn't HP in like the 1900s? Muggle medicine is good, but it's not *wave a stick and bones mend* . It always bothered me how the Wizarding world just hid from the muggers for 0 good reason. Imaging chemistry and potions, mri diagnosis and magic healing, memory reliving for psychological purposes. The two worlds could have bettered each other immensely of they cooperated.
@GamerM602
@GamerM602 2 жыл бұрын
@@fcasias7 HP takes place between 1991 and '97, so yes.
@meridellwriter
@meridellwriter 2 жыл бұрын
@@fcasias7 Yes, they would have bettered each other immensely if they cooperated, but that's a big if. The wizards could also completely destroy all Muggles if someone like Voldemort came into power, since wizards have the ability to just wave a stick at someone and that person drops dead. I believe canonically the story perpetuated by the magical community is that the Muggles began to distrust all the people who could wave sticks around and do either wonderful or terrible things at the drop of a hat, and while it was rare for witch-hunts to result in the deaths of actual witches and wizards (who could just magic themselves out of danger), the magical community decided it would be best for everyone if they secluded themselves from the Muggle world. This would lessen the odds both of the Muggles managing to successfully kill witches and wizards (especially children who have not yet learned to control their magic and thus would be more susceptible to being killed), but also reduce the needless suffering and deaths of Muggles (either at one another's hands, at the hands of said children who cannot control their magic and might accidentally kill someone in self-defense, or at the hands of a witch or wizard whose young child was killed by Muggles).
@Kratargon
@Kratargon 2 жыл бұрын
@@meridellwriter In all fairness, muggles can wave a metal stick and make wizards drop dead: Guns. They need less training, too, I’d think. I suspect a wizard-muggle war would not end in the wizard’s favor, at least in the modern era.
@stripeyshrimp6351
@stripeyshrimp6351 2 жыл бұрын
Okay the big potter head I am I never knew this..
@Hermione.Granger
@Hermione.Granger 4 ай бұрын
i died when he said "is that voldemort? wheres his nose?" lmao
@hiswayservicesblog9288
@hiswayservicesblog9288 8 ай бұрын
"Is he a fish?" Stop! Stop! Stop! I am laughing so hard!
@ApollosPrice
@ApollosPrice 2 жыл бұрын
Before watching: This is going to ruin my entire Harry Potter experience, isn't it? After watching: It didn't ruin my experience. It made it ten times funnier!
@camilaperaltaangeles6548
@camilaperaltaangeles6548 2 жыл бұрын
yesss
@Kefka2010
@Kefka2010 Жыл бұрын
Don't get me started on their continued use of a house that encourages racism and encourages kids to join terrorist orgs.
@meapyboy12345
@meapyboy12345 Жыл бұрын
This is nice knowing before i have watch the video Edit: and after watching it i can say thats true
@fashionablestrawberry8559
@fashionablestrawberry8559 Жыл бұрын
I was almost going to exit the video but I'm glad I didn't
@aliannaburke7584
@aliannaburke7584 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@roryfoster7914
@roryfoster7914 2 жыл бұрын
As a history nerd, the fact that Doctor Mike said 'phoenicians' as the plural of 'phoenix' has me in stiches 😂😂
@turtlepenguinXkizuna
@turtlepenguinXkizuna 2 жыл бұрын
SAME 😂 Crying Phoenicians are all you need…?! lmao
@DoiInthanon1897
@DoiInthanon1897 2 жыл бұрын
I cracked up so much at that 🤣🤣 And the end was pure gold
@zimnizzle
@zimnizzle 2 жыл бұрын
That was amazing.
@j4xxonl
@j4xxonl 2 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@DarkMasterofCupcakes
@DarkMasterofCupcakes 2 жыл бұрын
I misheard it as "Venetians". Which was even more confusing.
@rexelkatecabel6421
@rexelkatecabel6421 3 ай бұрын
" Is he a fish, he looks like a fish"😂 you're killing me Dr. Mike.
@user-tn7if1lp1j
@user-tn7if1lp1j 3 ай бұрын
i love mike just roasting moldy sandwich🤣
@LFan-ff4uv
@LFan-ff4uv 2 жыл бұрын
Pausing the video at 9:50 to try and read as much of the Daily Prophet as possible has me in tears from the giggles. Thank you to the editor for making my night! And thank you to Dr. Mike for always entertaining while informing, too!
@SaskiaSketches
@SaskiaSketches 2 жыл бұрын
lol oh my gosh yes it's hilarious
@Garimaa_Hooda
@Garimaa_Hooda 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, very hilarious 😂
@liljeknott6748
@liljeknott6748 2 жыл бұрын
@pottah life it reads: " The Daily Prophet. Bringing you the best in Copyright sage magic news since 2022 - Two Galleons per issue, or is that a lot? I don't know. Voldemort is an eel! Turns out that not having a nose and beeing all grey wasn't just because he was super evil. The magical world was rocked today after discovering that Voldemort is not actually the alter ego of Tom Riddle, but is actually a slithery sea creature. When approached for comment, Voldemort said nothing, probably because he's an eel. Seriously though, what where we all scared of? It really seemed like he was genuinely dangerous, but turns out that's just not true. Now the magical world is turning to other important figures to ask them, is McGonnagall actually a cat pretending to be a human? Is Filch a raccon? Muggle doctor makes strange claims about basilisks In a release on a Muggle news platform, You Tube, the Muggle Doctor known as "Doctor Mike" claimed that basilisks were dragons, and that they carried a muggle pathogen known as salmonella. When approched for comment, the head of the basilisk appreciation league said "These are misunderstood creatures, they already have the stigma of killing anyone who looks at them, and now this!?" He who must not be named outed ad a sea creature Death Eaters have asked if they should refrain from eating fish. Turn to page 7 to see what other magical figures are suspected to be cockney fast food. Stop cutting your palms for blood! Turns out that sticking a knife in your palm when you need blood for a spell isn't as good an idea. Who knew?"
@TheRadioknight
@TheRadioknight 2 жыл бұрын
@@liljeknott6748 Thank you alot :D Respect that you could read that all.
@meowiguess903
@meowiguess903 2 жыл бұрын
@@liljeknott6748 Thank you for your dedication
@christinamatthews5076
@christinamatthews5076 Жыл бұрын
Harry : finally defeats Voldemort Mike : that’s a bad skin condition Me : dying for the next 3 minutes 🤣😂🤣😂
@pranchaleeniemeyer4673
@pranchaleeniemeyer4673 Жыл бұрын
Same...
@amy-land5358
@amy-land5358 Жыл бұрын
Yuppp 😂😂😂
@elfishmoss1457
@elfishmoss1457 4 ай бұрын
so true, thats obviously a terrible skin condition :):):)
@thisjosiah
@thisjosiah 9 ай бұрын
3:46 A Basilisk is not a snake, it is a weird "hybrid" of sorts. Not actually a hybrid, but that is the closest I can describe it as. It was a chicken egg hatched under a toad.
@AlejHargreaves-je5ul
@AlejHargreaves-je5ul 17 күн бұрын
“Is he a fish? He looks like a fish”doctor Mike 😂
@christianmarshal6117
@christianmarshal6117 2 жыл бұрын
No he’s not cheating. Part of the contest was to use magic to find a way to breathe underwater for an hour. Whatever magical method to perform this was considered acceptable. Neville came up with the idea to use gillyweed, a magical plant that would allow him to remain underwater for an hour, so it was just part of the contest.
@Neytiri723
@Neytiri723 2 жыл бұрын
In the books it was Dobby that gave him the gillyweed which he had taken from snapes potion supplies
@christianmarshal6117
@christianmarshal6117 2 жыл бұрын
@@Neytiri723 I remember that but he’s making comments based on scenes from the movie.
@LightMindedJedi
@LightMindedJedi 2 жыл бұрын
technically, it was Barty Crouch Jr who arranged for it in both movie and book. in both cases he managed to indirectly arrange for gillyweed to be given to Harry.
@Kevin_Theadore1
@Kevin_Theadore1 2 жыл бұрын
@@LightMindedJedi technically it was- *dies*
@aishaahmed3736
@aishaahmed3736 2 жыл бұрын
Just saying, in the book it was Dobby who gave Harry the Gillyweed.
@chaospuppy6730
@chaospuppy6730 2 жыл бұрын
Fun facts about many of the injuries you covered. Warning: Text Wall of Spoilers Ahead Movie 1)Harry's scar is considered a curse scar. It was created by the Instant Death curse Voldemort tried casting on him that rebounded on Voldy. And in regards to the flying class, I'm pretty sure Madame Pomphrey, the school healer, get's ignored about her concerns all the time. She probably did suggest head gear and Madame Hooch, the flying instructor and Quidditch Referee, laughed all the way out of the hospital wing. Sounds like something that could've happened. Movie 2)The basilisk is called the King of Serpents, but looks closer to a legless lizard. It's also got the deadliest venom in the world. I don't think Harry really cared about putting pressure on the wound (he was also 12 at the time, and 12yos are notorious for their uninformed decisions) when he thought he was gonna die from the envenomation (Until Fawkes the Phoenix comes in and cries on him). A basilisk is created when a toad incubates a chicken egg. Phoenixes are also incredibly rare and afaik there's only 2 known Phoenixes in the HP universe. Fawkes, and another phoenix that's a Quidditch Team Mascot. Phoenixes are very picky on who they like, and after Dumbledore died, he left hogwarts and I don't think he was ever seen again in the books or movies. Movie 4) Harry taking Gillyweed isn't considered cheating. It was considered a legitimate method for diving through the great lake. Peter Pettigrew, the man that cut his hand off, had it replaced with a magical prosthetic by Voldemort as a reward for his loyalty Movie 5) The skiving snackboxes you saw the Weasley twins showing their classmates were supposed to be eaten in halves. One half will cause the illness, the other will fix it. I believe the fix-it halves were also usable for actual illnesses/injuries. (And Im 100% certain that this isn't the half blood prince, movie 6. The Weasley Twins, even if they hadn't dropped out, were in their last year during Harry's 5th year. They had their own shop in Movie 6 and wouldn't . Movie 6) The hand Dumbledore cut into was cursed and in the books is described as blackened and withered. The curse was supposed to kill Dumbledore instantly but he was able to stay alive long enough to have it isolated in that hand. It was still going to kill him within a year of getting it though. So, essentially, cutting into that hand was technically the least painful part for him, cuz the nerves in that hand are already dead. Movie 7) Ron got splinched, which is something that happens when Apparition isn't done properly (Teleportation) You end up leaving bits of yourself behind wherever you teleported from(usually an easy fix as long as the bits you lost are able to be found. I believe they have a whole ward dedicated to stuff like that in their hospital, St Mungo's.. Essence of Dittany is kind of a quick fix for external injuries, it'll stop the bleeding and seal up the wounds. Harry was being dumb with the dagger. That's pretty on par with him. Movie 8) I have nothing to add for this one. I'm gonna be calling Voldemort "Eel-demort" from now on tho XDDDD
@herakapnissi1204
@herakapnissi1204 2 жыл бұрын
Well... People like you are the ones I want to call them friends🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done fellow potterhead... You completely covered everything 💖💖💖
@lisemander4975
@lisemander4975 2 жыл бұрын
Mischief managed
@Cora.T
@Cora.T 2 жыл бұрын
Commenting to get you higher 🤗
@scottd.delano2810
@scottd.delano2810 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Harry took a bludger to the head (all thanks to Cormac McLaggen) in book 6 and came to in the hospital wing afterwards with his head wrapped in bandages, Madam Pomfrey said he had gotten a cracked skull and that she'd mended it, but was keeping him overnight for observation. Nonetheless, she doesn't make any notable objections to how dangerous Quidditch actually is (nor does anyone else, for that matter).
@Miasread
@Miasread 2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing thank you for typing out all my thoughts! My only addition is Bellatrix’s dagger was cursed. I’d rather not have a cursed, or more realistically poisoned blade in me. Maybe Harry thought that by removing the dark artifact dobby might be able to use his latent magic to heal himself.
@Anonymous-person8
@Anonymous-person8 8 ай бұрын
*Voldemort dies* *meanwhile, in another universe* "You should have gone for the head" *snaps*
@MeCooper
@MeCooper 8 ай бұрын
Honestly I will never get over the fact that the US version is "The Sorcerers stone" It's like America is the slow kid in school and everyone being super nice about it.
@woliatthemosque
@woliatthemosque 2 жыл бұрын
Voldemort: Has 7 lives and the worlds most feared sorcerer. Also Voldemort: Cold weather will kill him because he has no nose.
@frankied.roosevelt6232
@frankied.roosevelt6232 2 жыл бұрын
So a cat whose overdramatic about the cold on their wet little noses?
@user-bn8be4yf2i
@user-bn8be4yf2i 2 жыл бұрын
9:39 Is he a fish 😂
@Cygnusart0843
@Cygnusart0843 8 ай бұрын
0:15 I like how they didn’t even put him in a basket or anything. Like what if they didn’t answer the door? 😂
@dylanpratomo642
@dylanpratomo642 7 ай бұрын
Love how mike misses out on so many things it's hilarious! Like Dumbledore taking blood from.his hand because it's cursed and can't feel it 😂😂
@irisce2799
@irisce2799 Жыл бұрын
5:25 Fun fact - in the books Harry was supposed to ask Neville how to survive underwater but he never did, and it ended up being Dobby who brought the gillyweed to Harry in the last moment. At the end of the book Barty Crouch Jr was complaining about how Harry was too arrogant to ask for help from his classmates and that he had given Longbottom a book that would tell him everything about how to breathe underwater. But in the movies, we actually get to see Harry asking Neville for help, which was how Crouch had planned it in the books.
@Slayboreddances
@Slayboreddances Жыл бұрын
yes I noticed that as well. At least harry actually gets gillyweed in both the book and the movie
@reneflores5976
@reneflores5976 Жыл бұрын
it was a smart way to cut time in the movie
@DaDunge
@DaDunge Жыл бұрын
@@reneflores5976 Oh yes so we can see the one hour dragon fight. Because that's not an hour wasted...
@reneflores5976
@reneflores5976 Жыл бұрын
@@DaDunge I just said it was a smart way to cut time, it's not my problem how they managed that time
@helenaperez4343
@helenaperez4343 Жыл бұрын
@@reneflores5976 it was also because house elf’s were expensive & hard to animate in the movies, that’s why Dobby doesn’t appear in any of the post-COS movies before Deathly Hallows.
@shayla592
@shayla592 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I could never watch a movie with Dr. Mike without him saying “that’s fake. He’d be dead by now” or some other medical thing
@fcasias7
@fcasias7 2 жыл бұрын
The more science you know, the more you ruin movies for yourself.
@akumayoxiruma
@akumayoxiruma 2 жыл бұрын
Me when I am watching a Hollywood film and people are faking an accent. For some reason, Americans love to butcher Russian hard.
@cherieeads9282
@cherieeads9282 3 ай бұрын
I like how hes just roasting Voldemort the whole time 😭
@st4rmars
@st4rmars 7 ай бұрын
*NOT ME PAUSING THE VIDEO WHEN IT GETS TO THE MOVIE I HAVENT WATCHED YET! 😂*
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