Doctor Reacts To Harry Potter Injuries

[@JAB6322]

The part with Dumbledore cutting his hand makes sense. His hand is already showing symptoms of the curse from Marvolo's ring that looks like gangrene. The nerve endings in it are already dead.

[@madhavmp8558]

That's actually a great point.

[@gabiluch87]

Yeah but Dr Mike doesn't know that 🤣

[@Rainears129]

That hand has been like that since before the school year started. Honestly, it should have probably been cut off long before. If they can grow back bones, shouldn't they be able to regrow amputated limbs... I just remembered Mad-Eye's wooden leg.

[@user-rr6cl3vs7y]

@@Rainears129 it was a horcrux poison, the darkest of anything in the wizarding world, it cannot be healed fully, and mad eyes whole leg got cut off by a major curse, that's why there was no way to regrow it, just like our science can't heal everything the magic can't heal everything

[@victore8342]

He's a muggle, he don't know

[@eline_van_dijk]

This is just pure gold. Never in my life had I imagined there would be a day where a real life doctor would react to injuries from a fantasy movie about magic

[@kamoogy]

And clearly hasn't seen the movies. Maybe it's just my mood today.

[@Tuna_lord]

MAGIC

[@BladefireA]

@@kamoogy it seems like he maybe saw at least some of the movies once when he was younger but doesnt remember much, which is fair if he wasnt much of a fan.

[@jeffreysetapak]

Dr. Mike, please don't forget that Harry Potter movie characters are NOT humans in the first place. Especially Valdemort. PS: No 911 hotline in Harry Potter's magical world.

[@eline_van_dijk]

he did say he saw them when he was younger. He is just treating the injuries as if they were actually real. Everyone here taking this way too serious 😅

[@kalebnolan8343]

“That’s obviously a terrible medical condition” Yes, that condition would be death. I hear it’s pretty fatal

[@Camila34322]

😂

[@haramansari0904]

😂

[@hermionegranger1703]

Only known person to have survived it was Harry Potter, and he cheated.

[@Wertsir]

The curse of the fatal death.

[@VFlower09]

That does seem quite fatal

[@normalchannel2185]

4:35 I love how Mike is worried about salmonella and not about the poison

[@h0neym00nl0ve0]

i bet he didn't remember about basilisk being a poisonous creature

[@TamWam_]

@@h0neym00nl0ve0 venomous

[@h0neym00nl0ve0]

@@TamWam_ thank you

[@unirarhissa7697]

7:28 Don't worry Mike, there are two parts to the candy, the orange part makes you sick and there's a purple part which immediately cures you after you get out of class

[@Cllocopine]

@niddg viiut I would love to see his reaction to when Draco was KILLED by Buckbeak or when Luna fixes Harry’s nose because how different is a nose from a toe, really? Mike would be furious babbling about all the differences between toes and noses

[@louisthelemur1238]

@@Cllocopine It's killed meh! It's killed *MEH* !!

[@mrlavin9037]

“Did harry just take away that old mans walking stick “ class absolutely class

[@yelenauali6030]

I laughed so hard at that bit

[@nihaaraadilras4805]

Elderly gentleman * I'm laughing so hard....jeez

[@Itania333]

OK this one had me CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

[@hammartyme4859]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

[@eleven9357]

Hahaha

[@groofay]

Dr Mike: "Why isn't anyone calling 911?" Arthur Weasley, muggle studies expert and middle-aged man: "What is the function of a rubber duck?"

[@Liutgard]

And What makes airplanes stay up?

[@malle5955]

Wouldn't they also have to call 999? As far as I remember that's the emergency number in England.

[@shainaannx17]

Hahaha ! I love that line

[@dollybear2809]

He's only a quarter of the way through his life maybe by the time he reaches 200 he will finally find out the function of a rubber duck lol

[@Wildlink123]

@@malle5955 I think you're right, but, if someone's all the way out at Hogwarts, a muggle officer would take the call as a prank call because Hogwarts exists in it's own little magical bubble, protected from prying eyes of muggles. I remember reading it has a charm all the way around castle grounds to avoid aerial muggle spotting.

[@baconsomecheese7805]

0:45 The lightning bolt is the hand motion used to cast "Avada Kedavra" The killing curse Voldemort used, or tried to use, on Harry Potter.

[@dianesummey6222]

I did not know that

[@Damy-t4v]

Nah, bad plastic surgeon

[@jesperhedenqvist922]

Thats because its bs. Lol.​@@dianesummey6222

[@insanityganon1300]

I love how the cameraperson was just like "It's a basilisk, I shouldn't have to explain this to you!" and Doctor Mike's like "a basilisk...dragon? :D"

[@icarusbinns3156]

There is an actual basilisk lizard. They can run on water

[@thomasfplm]

To be fair, many of the older représentations of dragons were either snakes or lizards.

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@thomasfplm and dinosaurs

[@hamzaghazi]

Cameraman* but whatever

[@cathcall6564]

Technically Dr. Mike is half right lmaooo :3 when you see the anatomy of basilisk it’s more likely to be a lizard (legless) than a snake. And yes, we have a lizard that’s called Komodo dragon so lizard = small dragons?? Idk man k bai lol

[@THEMamaVicky]

The way Mike totally misses the point of so many things is priceless, but educational 🤣

[@TheSteam02]

High intelligence Low wisdom

[@khalilahd.]

Hahaha true 💜

[@anniel4357]

Yeah. Like just sitting here, remembering the healing properties of Phoenix tears and Essence of Dittany from the book lore. I mean, I won’t hold it against him if he doesn’t know the book lore, he is looking at it through the muggle perspective

[@darlenebuck7825]

he clearly has not seen any of the Harry Potter movies to make a correct medical conclusion.

[@Gaurika-f7v]

True. He *is a muggle.

[@selectivepontification8766]

I love that Doctor Mike is concerned about the basilisk bite causing a salmonella infection, because while that's definitely a possibility, the info given about it indicates you probably wouldn't live long enough for that to be a problem

[@letsreallytalk9482]

Lol that what I said

[@sarahglover3286]

Did no-one tell him basilisk's are venomous snakes?

[@bmxrichard21]

@@sarahglover3286 to be fair, Plumed basilisks are not venomous.

[@13suns955]

@@bmxrichard21lol

[@cacky_moon]

fr, don't think anyone's living long enough to get stabbed by a tooth due to a snake who has a fatal gaze. might just be me though.

[@beanbean9364]

Magic injuries: Exists Dr. Mike: NOT MEDICALLY ACCURATE

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

Not Dr Mike exposed the secret that real doctors use magic.

[@Golden-Freddy-C.C]

i mean magic bodies are alot more durable than muggles

[@jmp_jayperproductions]

Harry: I survived the killing curse and got this scar from it Mike: No, you just had a bad plastic surgeon

[@main442]

🤣🤧

[@jessa5521]

Lol

[@kamyagupta4030]

😂

[@mohelmi4618]

Hahah so funny

[@cronic932]

@Qin Shi Huang yes but magic

[@sophie_creations]

Mike was so chill when Snape got cut through the throat he was like "there's no saving that person" he was so blunt and honest about it

[@Themrine2013]

Honestly I would rather have blunt honesty when it comes to medical issues instead of sugar coating it or beating around the bush

[@allenl5960]

Mike: There's no saving that person. Also Mike: Do chest compressions Harry!

[@frederiqueschouteren]

And just for good measure, Voldy has his giant magical snake tear open Snape's throat further. Oh, and the snake has this weird venom that makes it basically impossible to close the wound as it's perfectly capable of melting muggle stitches. Just lovely, isn't it? *Cough*.

[@cellocat-sm8lx]

​@@frederiqueschouteren 😢

[@rudraakram3879]

@@Themrine2013Mike himself also said in another video that doctors gotta be honest.

[@sandstorm3277]

I love how the first thing he says about Voldemort is "where's his nose?" there are like thousands of memes about how Voldemort doesn't have a nose. And also he is just in complete disregard of Voldemort. He's just like "not if you go to Antarctica." It's just so funny. Voldemort is being roasted. :)

[@ElFrogge]

Unlike his air

[@williamhogrider4136]

Voldermort: Only I can live forever.. Doctor Mike: Introduces Antarctica. Antarctica: Imma end this man's whole career.

[@stevenrasche3159]

Nah, he's being left out in the cold. Being roasted is what Voldie would want in Antarctica.

[@Animelover15606]

@@stevenrasche3159 he could just use magic like incendio

[@mohammadalmoustafa6446]

Thats what i was going to say

[@cherieeads9282]

I like how hes just roasting Voldemort the whole time 😭

[@theshreyanshisahoo]

Voldemort: A creature so bad that people don't even say his name. Has murdered a number of people in the past. Dr. Mike: "Did Harry Potter just take away an elderly man's walking cane?" "He's like a snake fish, a cat fish. NO, an eel fish! *calmly discussing his health issues and how he wouldn't survive in Antarctica*

[@gailasprey7787]

Tell me you’ve never seen Harry Potter before without telling me you’ve never seen Harry Potter before. 🤣

[@terskataneli6457]

Oh man oh man Harry Potter with that Z scar didn't age to well

[@impressivesmirk]

@@gailasprey7787 wat

[@gailasprey7787]

@@impressivesmirkDr Mike described Voldemort as an ‘elderly gentlemen’. If he had seen the movies or books he would know that Voldemort is a vile being (if you can even call him one) who ruined and destroyed many lives.

[@impressivesmirk]

@@gailasprey7787 uh ok

[@gailasprey7787]

I never thought somebody would call Voldemort an “elderly gentlemen” 😅

[@lordshardik]

I mean, he's not wrong; the guy's pretty elderly.

[@fandomgaymertransgirl2.0]

Voldemort is basically a nazi.

[@Zarifan563]

@@lordshardikain't no gentleman tho

[@plantainsame2049]

Dude is in his seventies and call a debilitating injury to himself Cutting up pieces of your souls probably not healthy for you

[@alimousatabets5751]

​@@lordshardik ain't a gentleman tho

[@goldengorilladilla3267]

Voldemort: I will live forever! Doctor Mike: Not if you lived in Antartica

[@tempest_is_dead]

this part killed me

[@rebeccacook5149]

Lol yes!! I love Dr. Mike. He's funny yet factual.

[@miaa_edit]

Frr lol

[@simhavinnakota]

So true

[@ViopreitfdFiorbdgew]

harry potter one love!

[@BilalHabash-t1l]

9:51 that daily prophet is the most hilarious thing I've ever read other than Ron's Uranus joke

[@sailspo]

Fun Fact about Neville: in the books it is explained that his family thought he was not going to have magic and so they were trying all kinds of messed up stuff to trigger his magic. So one day his uncle dangled him out of the window and kinda FORGOT and so Neville fell, but magic children kinda have this thing were their magic shows intuitively, so instead of going SPLAT Neville bounced a while like a basketball and his family was so glad that his magic finally showed.

[@myahitt1247]

lol yes I remember that!

[@alilcasias5562]

I saw in a video about Neville that apparently his blanket shifted (from his magic ig) when he was just born, but no one noticed except that book that records people doing magic.

[@kylem9830]

I don’t get how he broke his wrist from falling then

[@alilcasias5562]

@@kylem9830 I thought about it for a bit and it's probably so that the teacher would have to leave with Neville, so that Harry would start chasing Draco and stuff

[@myahitt1247]

@@kylem9830 I think when younger wizards are like 3 and 4 like toddlers their magic manifests in ways that are different than when they can control it better. Look at us debating magic😂😂

[@radgamerrach]

“You need to call 911 Harry” and “Voldemort with no nose would not do well living in Antarctica” both had me lol 😂

[@rainbowcats19]

Same lol!!! 😂

[@katearcher8514]

Who would've thought that was a way to thwart him. A rebel base in Antarctica.

[@tomasflatharta]

Did Harry Potter just make away this elderly mans walking stick 😂

[@poehbeertje7729]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@poehbeertje7729]

@@tomasflatharta XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@LFan-ff4uv]

Pausing the video at 9:50 to try and read as much of the Daily Prophet as possible has me in tears from the giggles. Thank you to the editor for making my night! And thank you to Dr. Mike for always entertaining while informing, too!

[@SaskiaSketches]

lol oh my gosh yes it's hilarious

[@Garimaa_Hooda]

Ikr, very hilarious 😂

[@liljeknott6748]

@pottah life it reads: " The Daily Prophet. Bringing you the best in Copyright sage magic news since 2022 - Two Galleons per issue, or is that a lot? I don't know. Voldemort is an eel! Turns out that not having a nose and beeing all grey wasn't just because he was super evil. The magical world was rocked today after discovering that Voldemort is not actually the alter ego of Tom Riddle, but is actually a slithery sea creature. When approached for comment, Voldemort said nothing, probably because he's an eel. Seriously though, what where we all scared of? It really seemed like he was genuinely dangerous, but turns out that's just not true. Now the magical world is turning to other important figures to ask them, is McGonnagall actually a cat pretending to be a human? Is Filch a raccon? Muggle doctor makes strange claims about basilisks In a release on a Muggle news platform, You Tube, the Muggle Doctor known as "Doctor Mike" claimed that basilisks were dragons, and that they carried a muggle pathogen known as salmonella. When approched for comment, the head of the basilisk appreciation league said "These are misunderstood creatures, they already have the stigma of killing anyone who looks at them, and now this!?" He who must not be named outed ad a sea creature Death Eaters have asked if they should refrain from eating fish. Turn to page 7 to see what other magical figures are suspected to be cockney fast food. Stop cutting your palms for blood! Turns out that sticking a knife in your palm when you need blood for a spell isn't as good an idea. Who knew?"

[@TheRadioknight]

@@liljeknott6748 Thank you alot :D Respect that you could read that all.

[@meowiguess903]

@@liljeknott6748 Thank you for your dedication

[@dieserhugo2960]

Voldemort: Is described as the most scary-looking, horrifying creature ever known to mankind, with a face that gave Harry nightmares for years. Dr. Mike: "Is he a fish?"

[@H.Wotton]

„You need to call 911, Harry“ had me rolling lol so true for the whole series. I need that on a shirt asap

[@zmrandom]

nice

[@vidyasagardaud8518]

But ain't Harry a Brit?

[@cheyennewiedemann1028]

I would totally buy that shirt

[@H.Wotton]

@@vidyasagardaud8518 good point, but I’m just imagining a US fan sitting in front of their TV, binge watching HP, throwing popcorn at the screen while continuously yelling „YOU NEED TO CALL 911, HARRY!“

[@leahoplinger9771]

Yeah I need this on a shirt NOW

[@peskybird3736]

I love how right away when he sees voldemort he’s “like where is his nose?” And then proceeds to talk about medical mumbo jumbo 🤣

[@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644]

he ran into a wall at the train station and now the injury is forever

[@peskybird3736]

@@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644 ahhh I see

[@confusedwhale]

@@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644: Nah, a cat scratched it off when he tried to pet it's belly.

[@soyon9352]

😂😂

[@MHGFTW]

Called him an eel too.

[@sarswatidevi]

You know, I'm surprised that he didn't comment on the fact the medical issues that couse arise from a 1 year old being left on a doorstep at the end of October. Practically died with laughter when he said "Did Harry Potter just take away that elderly gentleman's walking stick"

[@lorelei887]

My thoughts exactly ! It also would have been great to hear about lycanthropy from a medical point of view because I think I’ve read something about it once, like people getting sick or something 🤔 Yet, there are so many moments in HP that could be interesting to hear about and so little time. Maybe a part 2 about Sirius’ death, Dumbledore’s death (and how old he was, the effects of such an old age on the body etc), Tonks possibility to change her face/hair, Moody’s eye, Sectumsempra/Endoloris, etc. Gosh, I wish I went to med school instead of Law school 😅

[@chrystpick7741]

Especially in the UK where it can freeze over night.

[@dcle944]

We don’t know the exact time Harry was left on the doorstep though. It could be 4-5AM, and I imagine aunt Petunia woke up pretty early in the morning. Beside, they might have put some heat generating spell on him since Hagrid was able to carry him flying on motorcycle in the cold air.

[@SirRiceBurger]

YES!

[@xXx-Iunar-xXx]

@@dcle944 Yes that makes sense and they could have put a lot more protective spells on him. You can practically do anything with magic, even keep a baby safe and warm on a doorstep

[@jessikagonzalez1033]

This episode was the CUTEST! Thank you so much for your lightheartedness. ❤

[@irisce2799]

5:25 Fun fact - in the books Harry was supposed to ask Neville how to survive underwater but he never did, and it ended up being Dobby who brought the gillyweed to Harry in the last moment. At the end of the book Barty Crouch Jr was complaining about how Harry was too arrogant to ask for help from his classmates and that he had given Longbottom a book that would tell him everything about how to breathe underwater. But in the movies, we actually get to see Harry asking Neville for help, which was how Crouch had planned it in the books.

[@xXx-Iunar-xXx]

yes I noticed that as well. At least harry actually gets gillyweed in both the book and the movie

[@reneflores5976]

it was a smart way to cut time in the movie

[@DaDunge]

@@reneflores5976 Oh yes so we can see the one hour dragon fight. Because that's not an hour wasted...

[@reneflores5976]

@@DaDunge I just said it was a smart way to cut time, it's not my problem how they managed that time

[@helenaperez4343]

@@reneflores5976 it was also because house elf’s were expensive & hard to animate in the movies, that’s why Dobby doesn’t appear in any of the post-COS movies before Deathly Hallows.

[@LameByProxy]

I died laughing when Doctor Mike said “Did Harry Potter just steal this elderly man’s walking cane?” I’m a big fan of Harry Potter so this had me laughing.

[@shauryagamertv2108]

Well u need a doctor 😂

[@harleneaulakh2017]

Same! As a true Harry Potter Fan I was laughing my head off! 😂

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

I mean, to be fair, he did. The elderly man in question is the most evil wizard to ever live but still.

[@SSGoatanks]

Producers at HBO Max need to reconsider a Harry Potter animated TV series because it would allow more resources for storytelling and scenes from the books. Please don't dishonor the original cast members by replacing/recasting them 🙏

[@Percabeth112]

He is like 150 years old or something like that so pretty old.

[@DaZebraffe]

7:28 Yes. Yes, they are, in fact, candies that literally get kids sick. But what you didn't see (and maybe wasn't shown in the movie? I don't remember, it's been years since I've watched any of them...) was that each of these treats comes with a cure that gets you all better the moment you're safely out of class.

[@MsKeylas]

or it could simply be that effect of those treats are temporary. like for couple of hours. Similar as effect of some spells wears off after a time. Simple as that

[@DaZebraffe]

@@MsKeylas Well, I don't know if the movies ever bothered to explain...again, haven't seen 'em in years...but in the books, it was explicitly explained that each treat was part of a pair, one to make you just sick enough to get you out of class, and one to eat after you're safely out of class, containing the antidote to the first treat. (Some of them are even both treats in one, with color-coded ends to tell you which one to eat first.) And you get a bundle of such paired treats with each purchase, 'cause they come in what's known as "Skiving Snackboxes."

[@MsKeylas]

@@DaZebraffe Yeah, I agree I was more writing comment for this Doctor who was constantly over reacting

[@retired5218]

Haven't watched them in years?? You are so not a fan lol

[@JMcMillen]

@@DaZebraffe As I recall, in the books the candies were half one color, half another color. One have got you sick, the other half cured you.

[@aati-riddle]

7:05 “Where’s his nose..?” i ask myself that question everyday 😭

[@lauriesmith4575]

"Is that Voldemort? Where's his nose?" The question ALL Harry Potter kids have been asking since the books came out.

[@ethabn4]

he ran into the wrong wall at the train station

[@du_hu4731]

@@ethabn4 lmao

[@loser8742]

@@ethabn4 he dives too deep into dark magic, chajging his appearance

[@DuckwiththeSolver]

Platform 9 ½

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

*ahem* He-who-must-not-be-named.

[@gavbbs8594]

"is that Voldemort?.... Where's his nose?" This had me on the floor laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@beth5860]

Didn't know I was waiting for this but I was

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

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[@jessy3612]

His first question to Voldemort... 😂

[@Not_Ciel]

*proceeds to start explaining why it'd be detrimental to Voldemort's health* I was laughing so hard D

[@davidduellman7339]

me 2🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lee-annenavin3391]

Fun fact. The basilisk isn't actually a snake, it's a legless lizard (genuinely a thing) - some differences are: ear holes, fused jaw, pearled scales & visible eyelids.

[@ayakanakamuri7599]

Also, a Basilisk is usually bred by using chicken’s egg under the toad until it is hatched. It was illegal in medieval times, but those who were doing this came under serious crime.

[@mononoke813]

I’m glad you said it because I was about to let loose on Dr. Mike at that point…

[@LyokoisGreat2]

He also missed that it had fangs and had injected him with venom

[@SidPil]

I googled this and it said that Basilisks are reptiles and are reputed to be a Serpent king. So this comment seems to be false, do you have a source?

[@dagmar0904]

⁠@@SidPilthat comment is based on how they depicted the basilisk in the movie :) there is a real life animal thats called basilisk (or jesus lizard 😂 because it can run on water). It yes, in mythology its a serpent

[@BPJD2004]

I think the reason Neville's injury in The Sorcerer's Stone wasn't worse is because, in canon, when he was a baby, he was dropped from a balcony to see if he had magic. He did, thankfully, but I'm guessing that's why he didn't get more hurt.

[@elysecatmull3404]

Is that in the books? I don't remember reading about that...

[@bradmeyer1800]

If you watch ge also got caught by a second sconce breaking his fall alot

[@apollo1493]

…I have so many questions

[@haileyranson8255]

​@elysecatmull3404 yeah, I think it was his uncle or great uncle - he was dangling him out of a window hoping his magic would emerge due to fear which is commonly how the first signs of magic show themselves in children. Then someone offered the uncle an éclair or cake and he accidentally dropped Neville, who thankfully bounced 😂 so he probably bounced in this situation too 😂

[@chaospuppy6730]

Fun facts about many of the injuries you covered. Warning: Text Wall of Spoilers Ahead Movie 1)Harry's scar is considered a curse scar. It was created by the Instant Death curse Voldemort tried casting on him that rebounded on Voldy. And in regards to the flying class, I'm pretty sure Madame Pomphrey, the school healer, get's ignored about her concerns all the time. She probably did suggest head gear and Madame Hooch, the flying instructor and Quidditch Referee, laughed all the way out of the hospital wing. Sounds like something that could've happened. Movie 2)The basilisk is called the King of Serpents, but looks closer to a legless lizard. It's also got the deadliest venom in the world. I don't think Harry really cared about putting pressure on the wound (he was also 12 at the time, and 12yos are notorious for their uninformed decisions) when he thought he was gonna die from the envenomation (Until Fawkes the Phoenix comes in and cries on him). A basilisk is created when a toad incubates a chicken egg. Phoenixes are also incredibly rare and afaik there's only 2 known Phoenixes in the HP universe. Fawkes, and another phoenix that's a Quidditch Team Mascot. Phoenixes are very picky on who they like, and after Dumbledore died, he left hogwarts and I don't think he was ever seen again in the books or movies. Movie 4) Harry taking Gillyweed isn't considered cheating. It was considered a legitimate method for diving through the great lake. Peter Pettigrew, the man that cut his hand off, had it replaced with a magical prosthetic by Voldemort as a reward for his loyalty Movie 5) The skiving snackboxes you saw the Weasley twins showing their classmates were supposed to be eaten in halves. One half will cause the illness, the other will fix it. I believe the fix-it halves were also usable for actual illnesses/injuries. (And Im 100% certain that this isn't the half blood prince, movie 6. The Weasley Twins, even if they hadn't dropped out, were in their last year during Harry's 5th year. They had their own shop in Movie 6 and wouldn't . Movie 6) The hand Dumbledore cut into was cursed and in the books is described as blackened and withered. The curse was supposed to kill Dumbledore instantly but he was able to stay alive long enough to have it isolated in that hand. It was still going to kill him within a year of getting it though. So, essentially, cutting into that hand was technically the least painful part for him, cuz the nerves in that hand are already dead. Movie 7) Ron got splinched, which is something that happens when Apparition isn't done properly (Teleportation) You end up leaving bits of yourself behind wherever you teleported from(usually an easy fix as long as the bits you lost are able to be found. I believe they have a whole ward dedicated to stuff like that in their hospital, St Mungo's.. Essence of Dittany is kind of a quick fix for external injuries, it'll stop the bleeding and seal up the wounds. Harry was being dumb with the dagger. That's pretty on par with him. Movie 8) I have nothing to add for this one. I'm gonna be calling Voldemort "Eel-demort" from now on tho XDDDD

[@herakapnissi1204]

Well... People like you are the ones I want to call them friends🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done fellow potterhead... You completely covered everything 💖💖💖

[@lisemander4975]

Mischief managed

[@Cora.T]

Commenting to get you higher 🤗

[@scottd.delano2810]

Well, Harry took a bludger to the head (all thanks to Cormac McLaggen) in book 6 and came to in the hospital wing afterwards with his head wrapped in bandages, Madam Pomfrey said he had gotten a cracked skull and that she'd mended it, but was keeping him overnight for observation. Nonetheless, she doesn't make any notable objections to how dangerous Quidditch actually is (nor does anyone else, for that matter).

[@Miasread]

This was amazing thank you for typing out all my thoughts! My only addition is Bellatrix’s dagger was cursed. I’d rather not have a cursed, or more realistically poisoned blade in me. Maybe Harry thought that by removing the dark artifact dobby might be able to use his latent magic to heal himself.

[@btsfangirl2905]

Just watching 15 seconds of the video I can say that he is a muggle 😂 But creativity I have to say I have never thaught about Harry Potter injuries in a medical perspective 👍

[@TheQuestionmarkstudi]

Indeed. Like a flying car and motorcycle are possible but yeah suddenly removing bones..yeah no..

[@tiananesbitt7156]

Ha Ha what House is he in? This is so FANTASTIC BEASTS right now!

[@theirishslyeyes]

I'm a potter nerd and a medical coder, so I often read the books and watch the movies through that lens (although I'm certainly not a doctor!). I did laugh a lot through this reaction, because Dr.Mike seems to be viewing this just as a doctor. Funny video! 💛🖤

[@djebdjdob12]

Totally off topic but also an army here 👆💜

[@stare4539]

Loool

[@AustynSN]

Given how advanced the medicine is for wizards vs muggles, it's likely that some of the injuries Dr Mike considers serious or even life threatening would be considered no worse than a paper cut to people who can do magic. Also, fun fact: Canonically, the "Skele-gro" Harry takes to restore the bones in his arm was invented by Linfred Potter, one of Harry's ancestors. (They actually have a family history in advanced alchemy. Their family fortune was originally established by Linfred and dramatically increased by Harry's grandfather, Fleamont, who invented an extremely popular hair management tonic.)

[@fcasias7]

@Freja Lindberg isn't HP in like the 1900s? Muggle medicine is good, but it's not *wave a stick and bones mend* . It always bothered me how the Wizarding world just hid from the muggers for 0 good reason. Imaging chemistry and potions, mri diagnosis and magic healing, memory reliving for psychological purposes. The two worlds could have bettered each other immensely of they cooperated.

[@GamerM602]

@@fcasias7 HP takes place between 1991 and '97, so yes.

[@meridellwriter]

@@fcasias7 Yes, they would have bettered each other immensely if they cooperated, but that's a big if. The wizards could also completely destroy all Muggles if someone like Voldemort came into power, since wizards have the ability to just wave a stick at someone and that person drops dead. I believe canonically the story perpetuated by the magical community is that the Muggles began to distrust all the people who could wave sticks around and do either wonderful or terrible things at the drop of a hat, and while it was rare for witch-hunts to result in the deaths of actual witches and wizards (who could just magic themselves out of danger), the magical community decided it would be best for everyone if they secluded themselves from the Muggle world. This would lessen the odds both of the Muggles managing to successfully kill witches and wizards (especially children who have not yet learned to control their magic and thus would be more susceptible to being killed), but also reduce the needless suffering and deaths of Muggles (either at one another's hands, at the hands of said children who cannot control their magic and might accidentally kill someone in self-defense, or at the hands of a witch or wizard whose young child was killed by Muggles).

[@Kratargon]

@@meridellwriter In all fairness, muggles can wave a metal stick and make wizards drop dead: Guns. They need less training, too, I’d think. I suspect a wizard-muggle war would not end in the wizard’s favor, at least in the modern era.

[@stripeyshrimp6351]

Okay the big potter head I am I never knew this..

[@Jahnavi4464]

Voldy: I can live forever. Mike : Not if you go to Antartica. That had me rolling 🤣

[@annaolsen1]

"Is that Voldermort? ... Where's his nose" ~Doctor Mike 2022

[@TheoutsidersXHarrypotter]

😂😂😂😂Fr😂😂😂

[@RaeRaenicorrrn]

Just watch "Botched".

[@schee3279]

He don't got a nose

[@schee3279]

😂

[@KpOp_fan2014]

Thats what we all thought

[@medo5417]

Doctor Mike asking "Is that Voldemort? Where's his nose?" genuinely made me laugh properly for the first time in ages 🤣🤣

[@jessicaolmstead4069]

Same I belly laughed

[@Mary-zj9jz]

even more when mike called him a fish

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

*Suffers an injury that would be life threatening in real life* "Tis' but a scratch"

[@scottd.delano2810]

"A mere flesh wound." -Monty Python

[@jason_anderson_mcyt2705]

You again

[@damielarthur2494]

my guy here every day again how much ms do you have you must have lightning speed notifications and brain thinking to comment this fast

[@NemesisFromResidentEvil]

@@jason_anderson_mcyt2705 It's a bot

[@infrakazos]

@@NemesisFromResidentEvil pretty sure bots dont have this level of intelligence.

[@imeiflopped]

1:05 fun fact: the reason it was a lighting bolt was becuase thats the wand movement for avada kavadra

[@UnknownCatUser]

yeah they made that in hogwards legacy

[@ThatOneGirl123-o2f]

THAT IS SO WILD I WATCHED THE MOVIE AND NEVER NOTICED IT!

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

I love how mike is just casually pointing out voldy’s medical problems

[@xXx-Iunar-xXx]

haha same here

[@MariamAhmed-zi5hd]

Yeh lol 😂

[@adaughterof_athena]

The part where he asked “where’s his nose” killed me like HE UNDERSTANDS

[@darthplagueis13]

In all fairness to the first broom scene: The person doing the diagnosing was not a nurse. However, the boy was brought to the school nurse immediately after, so if there were more injuries, the nurse would probably catch them.

[@ginnyjollykidd]

And Mrs. Pomfrey could magick away his clothes.

[@meridellwriter]

Very true, but would Madam Hooch have been able to identify a spinal injury? If there had been a spinal injury, which would've been likely with a fall from that height, it would've been better not to move him at all (unless of course they used magic to make sure he was kept completely still during transport). They really should have Madam Pomfrey stationed nearby during first years' flying lessons just in case. Neville was really lucky that it was just a broken wrist.

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

@@meridellwriter Also wizard are tougher than muggles.

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

@@meridellwriter Magical medicine is largely medieval.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@@Firemalleoandjelly Is that actually confirmed, or is it fanon?

[@sem4861]

I clicked so fast when I saw "Doctor reacts" and "Harry Potter" in the same sentence lol. Two of my absolute favourite things.

[@mathcat4]

same!

[@shalikasdancemania2565]

Same!!!!

[@ye0n.junn1e]

Same!

[@Faizanarmi]

Same

[@snufkin123]

bro!! are you a louie?!

[@CrazyCae-l8t]

7:06 where is his nose😂😂😂 I started laughing so much in Voldemort saw this,, well let's just skip a few minutes later to your funeral if he ever saw this😂😂😂

[@barbiemac5410]

I feel so validated for every time I have gotten angry at a fictional character for slicing into their hand for a few drops of blood. Thanks Dr. Mike.

[@antioptimusparty]

Oh god yes I get so angry every time I watch Supernatural, every single episode

[@saiyasha848]

God, yes, even if Dumby can heal it, that one actually does get me angry. Even the back of your hand would be better then the Palm!!!!

[@quailypoes]

Same!!! That was definitely the best part of the video to me!

[@biscuitaddict]

8:15 I love how the editor actually made him lean over to see what happened to Ron's arm 🤭

[@brezzainvernale]

Hey, I didn't notice, thank you, it is really cool!

[@JavaJane87]

🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@samanthacarver4081]

That's awesome!🤣🤣

[@shevaunvan-hoff4069]

What happened? Ron’s arm got splinched while the trio disapporated from the ministry of magic!!

[@xXx-Iunar-xXx]

@@brezzainvernale me neither! cool

[@rachelst.pierre1075]

“Is that Voldemort? Where’s his nose??” Got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂

[@wafflehoarder2666]

I was literally about to say this 💀

[@jessicaolmstead4069]

Same!

[@Aishwarya-k9n]

Dr Mike questioned the most legitimate question everyone should ask voldemort, where's his nose ??😂😂

[@christianmarshal6117]

No he’s not cheating. Part of the contest was to use magic to find a way to breathe underwater for an hour. Whatever magical method to perform this was considered acceptable. Neville came up with the idea to use gillyweed, a magical plant that would allow him to remain underwater for an hour, so it was just part of the contest.

[@Neytiri723]

In the books it was Dobby that gave him the gillyweed which he had taken from snapes potion supplies

[@christianmarshal6117]

@@Neytiri723 I remember that but he’s making comments based on scenes from the movie.

[@LightMindedJedi]

technically, it was Barty Crouch Jr who arranged for it in both movie and book. in both cases he managed to indirectly arrange for gillyweed to be given to Harry.

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

@@LightMindedJedi technically it was- *dies*

[@aishaahmed3736]

Just saying, in the book it was Dobby who gave Harry the Gillyweed.

[@UrgentCabbage99]

Mike would go FERAL over the bathroom scene where Harry sliced Draco up, all the bacteria etc. he'd FREAK!

[@jamesmiller8514]

Was waiting for the Sectumsempra scene! Kinda disappointed it wasn't on here

[@PiaAguila-f6e]

YES I NEED TO SEE THAT THO

[@akku97]

Also, for the Skiving Snackboxes, it wasn’t really explained in the movies but each of those sweets has an antidote attached with the sweet. So you take a candy, get sick long enough to get out of class, then once you’re scot free, take the antidote, and enjoy your free time however you wish

[@cassidysanchez5072]

“Look who’s suddenly a basilisk expert” 😂😂😂

[@snoopygonewilder]

Throughout the years, after reading the books (mostly audiobook), and watching the movies more than a handful of times, I always thought wizards and witches are somehow a little physically stronger than muggles, I mean they do seem live a bit more than muggles, most of them into their early 100s. Them being stronger, and sustaining less injury after accidents was something I often thought about, lol.

[@Strockshire]

The headmaster previous to Dumbledore lived 350 years

[@izzysabitdizzy6347]

A wizard's average age upon death is 130 - 140. The oldest wizard lived to be 755 years old.

[@tristanflynn4014]

@@izzysabitdizzy6347 Well, when you have access to magical stones and unicorn blood... life expectancy is probably going to go up.

[@CookieCat712]

Dumbledore is the best example of this. Although, it had to come to an end 😞

[@CookieCat712]

@@izzysabitdizzy6347 yes, Nicholas Flammel, but he had the philosophers stone so… eternal life is what came with it

[@alicetheneko7529]

1:20 Neville’s robe did catch onto the torch post which would have probably lessened either the severity of the impact. If his robe didn’t catch onto the post, he would have sustained more severe injuries other than a broken wrist. Even with the temporary stop, he most likely got a concussion too

[@GremlinCreations]

For as high of a fall as that was, Neville got lucky with just a broken wrist and a concussion

[@Wildlink123]

That totally saved his life possibly. He his head would have snapped downward, he could've gotten a fractured skull or a broken neck from that first height, and he's just a kid, he's not all that built up and protected from muscle tissue like an adult is.

[@AstralArbourSystem]

Not to mention wizards are much more resistant to physical injuries like that.

[@GogiRegion]

Twice as far of a fall is four times the impact. So yes, him falling only one instead of two would be a huge difference. I’m not a trauma doctor, so I can’t say for sure if that’s enough too make that big of a difference, but I do feel comfortable saying that from a physics perspective, Neville was super lucky to hit that post.

[@GogiRegion]

@@AstralArbourSystem This is a good point. Wizards in this universe are superhuman when it comes to resiliency.

[@himavarshachatti8373]

Who would have ever thought Harry Potter would be seen in a medical perspective..huge respects to your creativity sir ! Love Dr. Mike's content 💜

[@CREEPYPASTA_LUVER]

Yeah Dr. Mike’s videos are the best

[@marygoldcastor723]

Like Lmaooo

[@khalilahd.]

This is why I love him 😂

[@whyuu25]

I just got deja vu from your comment I've no idea how

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

heres my view as a reptile interest: its not a snake, its actually a legless lizard, different things, different things.

[@Curlythepug]

9:45 "is he a fish? He looks like a fish. A catfish! No a eelfish! No hes and eel. And eel" got me laughing so hard

[@madelinegarber7860]

I was reading Goblet of Fire recently and Wormtail did nothing to stop his bleedinh once he cut his hand off except wrap the stump in his robes. He was just sitting there for like 10 minutes at least while Voldemort was reborn and preaching to his death eaters. I was like bruh put a turniquet and some pressure on that!

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

... Blood clotting incantation? Idk. :P

[@JuliannaGallo-x2v]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@mushroomsrcool1449when Voldemort finally finished his speech to the Death Eaters, he turned to face Wormtail (who was literally dying on the ground the whole time) and gave him a magic silver hand to replace his original one. Wormtail started praising Voldemort and kissing his feet and I’m like “ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS MAN WHOS FEET YOU ARE CURRANTLY SOAKING WITH SALIVA TOOK HIS SWEET TIME BEING LIKE ‘YO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MACNAIR! HOW U BEEN? ANY RECENT KILLINGS? DO ATTENDANCE, WILL U?’ WHILE U WHERE BLEEDING OUT IN FRONT OF HIM!?!?!?

[@RaeRaenicorrrn]

WILLINGLY SCRIFICED is the key phrase, tho.

[@maddilong135]

Or at least use some fire spell to cauterize the vessels!

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

@@JuliannaGallo-x2v Well, what did you expect from a dark wizard tho? I mean, he obviously won't rush to save people. And Pettigrew had to do that kissing part either ways, no matter if it was actually how he felt or not. At least if he didn't want to anger Voldemort at himself and die just because Voldemort would see it as if Pettigrew were not loyal enough and if i remember correctly he was already told off by "you came back out of fear, not loyalty".

[@BlackHedera]

Almost as bad as watching movies with my mom who is a psychiatrist. "Trauma related behavior here. And you see there, attachment disorder.." and I'm like "please let's just watch the movie" 😂

[@brookemoore1852]

Meanwhile I'm over here intentionally watching the Cinema Therapy KZbin channel. 😅

[@AnastasiiaSerbokryl]

@@brookemoore1852 Ohh! Cinema Therapy - they are the best!

[@AnastasiiaSerbokryl]

I would really love to watch some of the movies with your mother! I bet it is incredibly hilarious and educational)

[@angieangie9258]

This comment makes me remember leonard's mother from the big bang theory

[@CountryBuff08]

I do the same thing as an animal welfare worker watching animal movies. Cujo - everyone could've been spared if he'd simply vaccinated his dog. Pet Semetary - Church could've been spared had he been kept inside. Lol.

[@reyfin4922]

Dobby is by far the most tragic loss for any potterhead, and you're telling me we could have saved him!? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@seany1856]

Ikr, I am so sad 😭. Dobby was a good, and the best house elf

[@mango5happygolucky293]

If only Harry hadn't removed the knife :

[@xXx-Iunar-xXx]

@@mango5happygolucky293 yes dobby was a good free elf he could have lived😭 Dobby the elf who lived

[@marymcelroy8025]

I'll miss him

[@sparklemaggie1584]

Poor Dobby

[@VB-zb7dx]

Ok so, Dr Mike… I’m a crazy medical nerd and have been binging these for hours now. And the BEST part is the sound effects 😂 1:52 as your poking yourself and the squishy sounds. Got my dying laughing. But seriously, i love these. Been studying for EMT for a while now

[@ApollosPrice]

Before watching: This is going to ruin my entire Harry Potter experience, isn't it? After watching: It didn't ruin my experience. It made it ten times funnier!

[@cammm_vlogs]

yesss

[@Kefka2010]

Don't get me started on their continued use of a house that encourages racism and encourages kids to join terrorist orgs.

[@meapyboy12345]

This is nice knowing before i have watch the video Edit: and after watching it i can say thats true

[@fashionablestrawberry8559]

I was almost going to exit the video but I'm glad I didn't

[@OverThyme24]

Same!

[@SomeKiddo]

In terms of the candies, they have another half that gets rid of the symptoms. In the books they were purple and orange candies, the orange making you sick and the purple aiding you.

[@iqraelmibackup9857]

5:46 I mean he's not really cheating, the contestants (Harry, Viktor, Cedric, Fleur) were allowed to use whatever they wish to like- survive. I mean it's Harry Potter- anything is possible

[@LightYagami-sj2ls]

Facts.But Dr Mike is a Muggle so he does not understand this stuff.

[@jonathanfuss3611]

Yes, I mean not only „allowed“; finding a way to deal with the challenges is the whole purpose of the tournament😅

[@allisoncurtis5674]

Nope they all cheated, they were obviously just supposed to hold their breath for an hour

[@breadbaker6012]

@@allisoncurtis5674 I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic

[@dhruvrana6791]

Arey, it's not because of the franchise People are allowed to do anything in the Triwizard tournament. I'm pretty sure a guy could even kill someone in a task and then avoid punishment completely with a good enough explanation.

[@Pallas_Athena03]

Mike you have to understand that wizards have a protective gift. They don’t get injured as easily as the rest of us

[@francesagtang9534]

this is comedy gold.and i love how he said the voldemort was a eel 💀

[@vinchinzo594]

I love how you said "the voldemort" haha

[@Norotox8]

Remember what hermione said “ fearing a name makes you fear the thing itsself”

[@montymole2]

@@Norotox8 in that case i fear the long wiggly venomous creatures with no legs that sometimes has a rattle on its tail and sometimes doesn't even have venom but is still a long wiggly thing with no legs that i very much do not like and would very much wish to gather every single one of them in the world together into a hole on a deserted island and then drop a nuclear bomb into said hole, and the nuclear bomb would be the TSAR BOMBA

[@idkbalvan6303]

About Ron's injury, it's called "splinching" in the harry potter world. It happens when you Apparate (teleport) but you're unfocused and in a hurry there's a risk of leaving a part of your body behind, in Ron's case some of his upper arm.

[@AelOk17]

I though he got hurt by a spell

[@adamcummings20]

I thought it was because Yaxley grabbed him and tried to drag him somewhere else, so his arm was half ripped off

[@Nem01]

What the hell...

[@idkbalvan6303]

@@adamcummings20 that could be part of it, but I remember splinching being talked about as leaving a part of your body behind when you Apparate incorrectly in the books.

[@sneakypenguin2861]

Definitely splinched, Hermione even says thats what happened to him

[@samirataubmann]

Dr Mike describing Voldemort: „He‘s an EEL!“ Best part ever, haven‘t laughed so hard for a long time!

[@Katwoman2023]

0:39. The real reason that Harry's parents Lily and James Potter was killed by Voldemort was due to a prophecy that determined Voldemorts downfall. Harry Potter got the scar from His mother sacrificing herself to protect him from Voldemort. His mother's love was what gave him the scar. Let me add. He got the scar because Voldemort attempted to kill him with the killing curse, which backfired by Harry's mother's love.

[@roryfoster7914]

As a history nerd, the fact that Doctor Mike said 'phoenicians' as the plural of 'phoenix' has me in stiches 😂😂

[@turtlepenguinXkizuna]

SAME 😂 Crying Phoenicians are all you need…?! lmao

[@DoiInthanon1897]

I cracked up so much at that 🤣🤣 And the end was pure gold

[@zimnizzle]

That was amazing.

[@j4xxonl]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@DarkMasterofCupcakes]

I misheard it as "Venetians". Which was even more confusing.

[@artisticsensei]

I was NOT prepared to laugh so hard during this video but OH MY GOSH, Dr Mike' s cluelessness in some of the scenes and the producer comments just made my week. And the Daily Prophet was an extra fine touch lol

[@marigold_petalz]

"Is he a fish?" "Like- Like a catfish- Like an eel-...HE'S AN EEL!!!" Best Voldemort comment ever, especially in the most tense moment of the film-

[@definitelynotriley]

*HE’S AN EEL! :D*

[@Summer-is1yr]

Ok ok i cant, im dying😂😂😂

[@marigold_petalz]

@@definitelynotriley Lmao-

[@Hermione.Granger]

i died when he said "is that voldemort? wheres his nose?" lmao

[@alexjohnson3926]

I love the end where Doctor Mike says "I put a spell on you. Stay happy and healthy." That’s so wholesome and satisfying as the equal and opposite version of people who accidentally curse others by "hoping" nothing bad happens. That's cathartic. Thank you so much, Doctor Mike.

[@LinktheHylianChampion117]

4:43 "So all you gotta do to heal yourself of cancer is make a phoenix cry?" Kinda savage, but when you put it like that, yeah.

[@maksimradomirovic7961]

Oh link im I big fan.

[@SpiriitsRoblox]

Voldemort: "But only I can live forever-" Mike: "Not if u go to Antarctica!" That had me dead 😂😂😂😂💖💖

[@dysmissme7343]

0:51 Lol the scar is shaped like a Z because that’s the wand movement of the spell that caused it

[@Moon_Struck2882]

Does this mean there are custom scars u can give someone

[@preppyxbracelet5617]

@@Moon_Struck2882HELP WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME

[@sarahhishere]

“We just need a bunch of Phoenicians!” is easily the best thing Dr. Mike has said

[@TheChristianFairy]

As someone who is getting their MA in Pastoral Theology I kept on somehow imagining a bunch of early Canaanites. And now I'm picturing someone sacrificing things to moloch as a health remedy and it's dark humor but also terrifying.

[@quackbock1018]

and when you're in Disney on Spaceship Earth you have to Thank the Phoenicians :)

[@swsmp]

Funnier that the editor didn’t get it

[@chaos6650]

Voldemort: “But only I can live forever...” Dr. Mike: “-not if you go to Antarctica” I’M DYING-

[@romalath8843]

lol..same

[@RandomKun]

08:58 "Call 911, Harry" And i died there 🤣🤣

[@amos.rand_vfx]

He needs to call 999, it is the UK

[@degstoll]

@@amos.rand_vfx That's what I thought. "911 in the UK. LOL"

[@ReeDaPage]

How is gonna explain to the muggles

[@patrickpentecost5957]

I've been watching your you tube shorts and I just love the way you explain medical issues.

[@mrztaylorlautner4evr]

Voldemort: "you've been a good servant, Severus. But only I can live." Mike: "not if you go to Antarctica cuz you can't warm up the air through your nose" 💀💀

[@GreatGranger]

Voldy knows that and he can easily have small fires under his nose in Antarctica 😂, maybe to avoid it he went to Africa just in case

[@TheGlobalNetworkOfficial]

07:04 Is that Voldemort? Where is his nose?" 😅😅😅🤣🤣

[@shayla592]

I feel like I could never watch a movie with Dr. Mike without him saying “that’s fake. He’d be dead by now” or some other medical thing

[@fcasias7]

The more science you know, the more you ruin movies for yourself.

[@akumayoxiruma]

Me when I am watching a Hollywood film and people are faking an accent. For some reason, Americans love to butcher Russian hard.

[@MiaHassall]

9:45 is he a fish? Omg mike I can’t take you seriously anymore 😂😂😂😂

[@NinasWish]

The sarcasm and the way how Dr. Mike takes these injuries so seriously made me laugh so hard 😂

[@bridgetmirizio6598]

This is the greatest video I've ever seen! Him thinking the basilisk was a dragon was my favorite part

[@astalouroboros2955]

Right. And imagine the basilisk not actually having venom, it had salmonella all along😂

[@Dylan_Johansen]

And the salmonella was just enhanced by the basilisk😂😂

[@gailasprey7787]

I liked when he called Voldemort, an infamous dark wizard and mass murderer an elderly gentlemen. 😂

[@scruffd0g193]

Mike really doesn’t get it here.

[@theenzoferrari458]

It made him look lime a ignoramus degenerate. Couldn't even get it right.

[@taysturn22sk]

Dr Mike's absolute innocence throughout this entire video is just 😂👌🏼 Even though it's a movie about wizards and witches and magic, he just didn't think of it as much as we did😂 And the fact that he kept reacting to Voldemort having no nose just made my day 😂😭

[@rosemarybliss]

And I can never see Voldemort without thinking he'll never survived in Antarctica or the "fact" that he has fungal infections on his fingernails anymore 😂😂😂😂

[@m.m14]

Lmao fr, like when Voldemort said "only I can live forever" and then he was like "Not if you go to Antarctica" 😂

[@lemonsherbert4451]

@@m.m14 I laughed so hard at that 😂

[@taysturn22sk]

@@rosemarybliss yesss😂😂

[@taysturn22sk]

@@m.m14 within a split second he just replied like that 💨 doctor's instincts 😂😂😂👏

[@Da_meme_show]

7:11 wormtail in the book actually wraps his arm in his robe to stop the bleeding

[@Strive2Bbetter]

9:39 Is he a fish 😂

[@PERCYJACKSONEDITS-w8k]

😂

[@MiriDGGG]

They have magic doctors and nurses that treat the ailments differently, there is actually a Hospital for Medical Maladies, it's better explained in the books. I would greatly recommend reading the books to see how they cure things with magic. But is always fun to see how a muggle doctor would help them, loved it.

[@katd9798]

Watching this the entire time I was wondering if Dr. Mike ever actually read the books....

[@Justmyhandle]

I hope we get to visit all the locations from the books (those surrounding Hogwarts, at least) in Hogwarts Legacy, imagine exploring areas never before seen in the movies or prior games brought to life on modern tech?

[@hansolvernon___878]

Muggle doctor 😭✋

[@tarysunshine3878]

They dont even have dentist. Just magically clean their teeth

[@Sprunki-q1s]

No offence to Dr Mike, but he isn’t as good as madame pomfrey, just because she has an unfair Magical advantage

[@mariedoberstein5230]

Fun fact: Harry’s scar was caused by the wand movement of the avada cedavra curse. It has the movement of a lightning wich explains the form of his scar, that was imprinted on his forehead as a sign of survival.

[@charleycat1348]

Why did I not know this

[@lilliesupreme9767]

@@charleycat1348 where the hell is that even stated

[@violethm2071]

Bro ur so wrong it’s just cuz Harry had a bad plastic surgeon DUUUUH

[@tylarjackson7928]

Avada kedavra*

[@PotatoQueen131]

@@violethm2071 lol

[@kamalamukundan5360]

9:41 “ Is Voldemort a fish?” 😂 I’m dying I’m laughing so hard

[@christinamatthews5076]

Harry : finally defeats Voldemort Mike : that’s a bad skin condition Me : dying for the next 3 minutes 🤣😂🤣😂

[@pranchaleeniemeyer4673]

Same...

[@amy-land5358]

Yuppp 😂😂😂

[@elfishmoss1457]

so true, thats obviously a terrible skin condition :):):)

[@ind4mnl4t0r]

8:16 just love how they moved the box (is that what it called?) And make it looks like he actually leaning and checking ron's arm. That was golden. Loved it

[@nightewolfe8543]

ron!

[@nightewolfe8543]

thank you kind sir for fixing your little mistake.

[@autumnauger8975]

I love how he has no idea that the basilisk is extremely venomous and he is ranting on about lying about it might not have salmonella 😂

[@kitty667]

😂

[@tylarjackson7928]

And komodo dragons have poisonous bites. Salmonella isn't the major concern there. We don't really have them in the part of the world though, so I guess you can't expect a doctor to be an animal expert too when it doesn't concern his work.

[@absolutemalkavian4974]

I mean, Neville's fall kinda stop thanks to the torch so he having just a broken wrist is the best and most logical outcome. I love how Mike says that Finite Incantatem is what he says to the patients misbehave and I'm imagine it like "Cease your bullshit"