Doctor Reacts To Memes That Are Actually Funny #13

[@hanaeve__]

I hope this man stays safe cause he’s a beam of sunshine.

[@idiotsavant2343]

Love your channel!

[@bradleyhanson9262]

Blueberry Gamer so he’s bad for my skin?

[@star4reallb806]

Bradley Hanson lol

[@layciehazel6305]

@@bradleyhanson9262 when I read this comment I expected this reply. Well done.

[@layciehazel6305]

@@bradleyhanson9262 when I read this comment I expected this reply. Well done.

[@shrees.5869]

"The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton." Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

If you break a bone, you have more bones then the average skeleton.

[@kidsbowden3986]

R/doctormike lol did anyone else notice that

[@experiencesweaty2527]

i read this comment just as he said that

[@nicohart6781]

this needs more likes, you killed me.

[@ajjaja892]

People without arms an legs:NANI???!!

[@bringbackbomber7io110]

Dr. Mike's laughter is funnier than what he is laughing at. It's contagious.

[@masymoo210]

**hears a distant wheeze**

[@SaimyMeke]

Ikr

[@FireBolt-kx3eo]

It’s contagious just like coronavirus

[@Grace-ps8yp]

@@FireBolt-kx3eo i-💀

[@theofuller7377]

I'm wearing a mask, no laughter for me 😎

[@justdan9264]

Dr. Mike: “Please try to sleep 7-9 hours” My brain when I am a second away from sleep: What was the first person who discovered milk doing with the cow?

[@CrunchyBoy-b3c]

error 404 Brain stop working

[@bloopdarkone4344]

If a red blood cell bleeds, does that mean red blood cells have red blood cells in them....

[@clairobscur7697]

@@bloopdarkone4344 bro they don't "bleed" lmao. No.

[@deshawnwinn9454]

@@clairobscur7697 Congratulations, you ruined the joke.

[@Star_Joker]

@@clairobscur7697 r/woooosh

[@supimpanda2312]

:"SuNbLoCk Is ThE bEsT pRoTeCtIoN fRoM tHe SuN" Actually the best protection from the sun is social anxiety

[@S_W_]

Lmao that’s true

[@Cosette_s]

Tru

[@TheOne-Aslan]

Cant argue with that logic

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: *white as vampire* good idea

[@regantreece2240]

fax

[@boom-h7f]

Dr. Mike: "Sleep 7-9 hours at least." Schools, wattpad and youtube: *cute*

[@saniahborgella1135]

I use wattpad too it’s just the percabeth in high school stories are so addicting

[@bornilmurchhona]

@@saniahborgella1135 IKR. But I have to scour for hours to find good ones.

[@elleinda6278]

Bornil Murchhona omg relatable

[@saniahborgella1135]

Bornil Murchhona I k ow right cause their uncomplicated or have to many characters I prefer ones with just percabeth not the seven and percabeth

[@l.f.8741]

You forgot pinterest

[@sere-san_5876]

Dr mike:*talks about getting enough sleep* Schools:....Should we- Homework:Nah it’s fine!

[@veralenora7368]

There's an interesting school, read about this before pandemic, all instruction is done online. Class time is spent doing the homework so kids can ask questions. Interesting ...

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

Although arguably its still important because if you get enough sleep it takes less time to read through textbooks and you're better able to pay attention during lectures. So if you take in information more quickly you can get your homework done faster. Oh and you're better able to retain it so less cramming is required for tests. Oh man I'm really just making things worse aren't I? Any-way, I'll go somewhere else now...

[@12aguskapo]

my case was more like homework:hey you should maybe my bed: nha, he hasnt got his 12 hr of sleep today yet.

[@puppeteerpuppet528]

@@bemusedbandersnatch2069 so? We need sleep

[@dirshakdeepakpatro]

@@12aguskapo lol

[@yasminh]

Dr. Mike: “Please try to sleep a consistent 7-9 hours.” School: okay, so 7-9... 7-9= -2! -2 hours a night for the students.

[@Meadow2525]

Oh gosh

[@iys_5110]

Fr 😔

[@wrenaandre7314]

Yesss so true

[@paulogaspar8295]

I don't want to burst your bubble, but when you start working it doesn't get better.

[@s1sh3r3]

i kid you not i was constantly on the verge of fainting during my exams- 😭

[@itwasonetime.6001]

Dr. Mike: stay out of the sun Me, who never leaves my room: HELTH

[@lilzSturni]

fr tho xD

[@pacificboi1594]

Yes

[@nimthara4542]

@mai moua nowadays not even that

[@marissas8053]

FR IM ALWAYS GETTING TOLD STUFF FOR NEVER GOING OUT IMA START USING we’ll see HEALTH

[@Wincognit0]

“Fitness is my passion”

[@JasonFree]

"i didn't get my full 7-9 hours and i'm quite sleepy" Wait, you get sleep?

[@trinidadbaranao7728]

Jajaja me now

[@mollyandml]

I swore when he said that

[@kiwifrog1768]

Me with 4 hours of sleep: 👁👄👁

[@urwnrwl5396]

@@kiwifrog1768 honestly, I’m always living life with 4 or less hours of sleep.

[@Sky-ht6tv]

@@urwnrwl5396 girl get some sleep.

[@jonahm.9244]

“UV rays are still banging” “You know more than you know” -Dr. Mike 2020

[@haicoai6269]

G ohkzbin.info/www/bejne/pYWZkn94d7ebfaM

[@ak504]

dr mike : thats not what i said lol

[@OmiTheEel]

"You have no idea of how many things you have forgotten"

[@tortcontent6120]

Mystical profile pic

[@therealincognito]

Doctors: taking a walk or jogging outside is healthy Also doctors: avoid the sun Me who jogs at night: HELTH

[@Closemusic16]

Star bonus if there's no air pollution.

[@someguy2744]

HELT 📈

[@nischay4760]

The sun is a DEADLY LAZER

[@eduardocampolinovelloso2372]

dont forget to come back to get 7-9 hours of sleep xD

[@KC3Lay]

@@eduardocampolinovelloso2372 We should do that during the day to avoid the deat- I mean sun rays.

[@Cales_missing_slackerlife]

I’ve learnt more definitions of words here than I did at school-

[@frqnkenst13n4x7]

Same -_-

[@rachellavery1538]

Yes yet another reason why I should be allowed to stay home from school when I’m vomiting sick lol

[@discord4039]

Same lol

[@madskat2125]

Ye

[@rawfish864]

Tokito-Kun I didn’t know you were into medical videos.

[@taylorpochowski2840]

"He's sleeping but he's also snoring and dreaming" ...is...is that not now that normally works? Lmao

[@RosheenQuynh]

Remember, he's tired lol

[@Smashleyash]

😂

[@emmaz3505]

That's what I was thinking... How can you snore and dream without sleeping 😂😂

[@mxsochist]

Taylor Pochowski but it’s a dog and dogs don’t usually snore and few actually dream whilst sleeping

[@RosheenQuynh]

@@mxsochist Proof, please?

[@theasianradiooperator]

Doctor Mike explaining ATP and ADP taught me more in 2 minutes more than my AP Bio class did in a week

[@aaronkou1751]

TSQUAD28 Bro I did science Olympiad food science and the topic was fermentation etc so we learned about the atp cycle but we took like 3 weeks just to go over that

[@aaronkou1751]

Lillian Sequeira omg if you did anatomy you must be really smart! What other events did you do?

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

A man runs into a hospital: "Doctor, doctor, I've gone blind!" "Can't you see that I'm busy?" Another man runs in: "Doctor, doctor, I've gone deaf" "Now you listen to me..."

[@Justyouraveragefairy]

Man 1: No i cant see that your busy. Man 2: i can't?

[@changeyourpassword]

@@Justyouraveragefairy no deaf guy wouldn't hear so he would just keep repeating himself

[@poro3246]

But how do you know the deaf guy can't hear?

[@Sweetsilver_the_Nightwing]

@@poro3246 deaf means that you can’t hear! He wouldn’t answer you if you asked!

[@ScientistCat]

Handicap jokes? Wheely? I can’t stand those.

[@deg2272]

3:32 All mobile users: “Did the auto brightness just break?”

[@kulcsocska]

Omg I got scared😂

[@yuriossimp2527]

That fuking scared me

[@basicwhitebitch9970]

Yes how did u know WTF

[@AStrangePersonOnline]

I thought my screen was going to turn off so I tapped it.

[@yanicgrober3429]

Laptop as well

[@thathyena2949]

"You need the sun for vitamin D" "The sun will also harm you." "You look pale you should get more sun." "You'll age faster in the sun." Wh-what do you want from me 😭

[@sarahwilson7156]

My dad keeps telling me I need to get out more and that I’m too pale, but apparently according to dermatologists and doctors I’m doing the right thing by avoiding the sun like a vampire??????

[@stargirl7646]

I know right?? I’m so confused 😭

[@rt_-mn1ud]

Well you should get sunlight early in the morning like before 10am.

[@Ks3N]

@@rt_-mn1ud 7am here in my place is like standing infront of a fire and 12pm is like being wrapped by tinfoil in an oven

[@SaiyanElf]

Whatever shade of skin you have is fine. (speaking as someone whose legs glow in the dark and have been told I need a tan.) There are many vitamin D fortified foods, specifically because of pale people who originally lived far far away from the equator. My mother developed melanoma twice. So I don't take chances.

[@inferior2884]

Dermatologist be like: THE SUN IS A DEADY LAZER

[@Froge4291]

NOT ANYMORE THERE IS A PLANKET

[@inferior2884]

@@Froge4291 NOW THE ANIMALS CAN GO ON LAND

[@Ninetails2000]

@@inferior2884 No, there's no food so I don't care.

[@inferior2884]

@@Ninetails2000 Okay will you learn to walk if there are plants up here?

[@aroacelegenddairy]

@inferior Maybe said a few bugs. And fish.

[@cinthiacarter2045]

Dr.Mike:get 7-9 hours of sleep every night Me: watching this at 2:20 in the morning

[@AchlysPoet]

1:59 for me

[@noble.lady.potatalina]

more like 4:10 for me lol

[@thehuudgirl]

Its still night

[@addie7492]

dr mike doing his rounds *walks into a patient’s room* patient: *is possessed* dr mike: that looks like someone else’s problem

[@hannahlynn1999]

He basically said im a doctor not a priest. sooo not my job 😂😂

[@RobinHood70]

Dr. Mike: But before I leave, let me try chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!

[@soacecase]

He’d be like: I’m a doctor, not a Ghostbuster.

[@superevilscientistgamer5939]

Okay, who's the comedian who put helium in the oxygen tank again?!

[@Dragonshade64]

But you could maybe get a nurse or someone to sponge bath their back? It seems much easier to do that while their floating.

[@anthonylopezvasquez3012]

Doctor Mike: Shade is The Best Way To Avoid Sun Burn Me: **Stays In The House All Day** Ah Well I’m Quite Good At That

[@pheonixrey8263]

Lol same 😂

[@keelanmorningstar7800]

I literally will get overheated after being in direct sunlight for like a few minutes so I instinctually week out shade, especially in the summer months. When it’s cold out the sun can be nice to warm me up but only for a few minutes. During summer though, I’m like a total vampire. I even walked around with an umbrella on campus. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who had that idea. You wouldn’t think of using an umbrella for anything other than rain but that is like an instant relief for me. Cuts the heat down to like a third to a half of what it would be without direct sunlight. I mean there’s a reason parasols exist. Though rain umbrellas in my experience are bigger and provide more coverage. That or I’m just small lol.

[@MunaArachnim9606]

I relate so much. I literally get rashes if I stay out for just 10 minutes in heat. I never leave home unless I have to, I'm probably weird but I'm an introvert so it's cool

[@Hebi_1412]

Sometimes I sit in the sun for.... idk I just sit in 90-100 degree weather (F) . But I spend a majority of the day in my closet.

[@llamasugar5478]

“For side sleepers . . .” Okay. How about us “rotisserie chicken” sleepers? *side, back, stomach, side, other side, ad infinitum* I need a pillow designed for that.

[@brooklynnbernhard4839]

This so under rated holy heck.😂😂

[@jeanniecollins3332]

Yup! I am trying out a down pillow to see if that will work for my need to fluff for side and flatten for back. Half the time I just don't use a pillow on my back and only for when side sleeping.

[@EmDoesArt]

I flip from side to side hundreds of times at night

[@IceePhoenix]

Me too

[@natd602]

YES. I do this. Can’t even tell you how many times I’m moving around and switching positions trying to get comfortable. I’ve sometimes woken up on the other side of the bed

[@nathankelly3509]

Dr. Mike: strongly encourages to try to sleep 7-9 hours Me at 3 am: Let's pretend I didn't hear that

[@ahlamdubad5364]

The most Unproblematic, educated, and best looking KZbinr. How can anyone hate him 😫

[@taylorpochowski2840]

Mostly antivaxers probably

[@kittynado758]

@@taylorpochowski2840 lmao true

[@Forever_Thatter]

And ugly mofos who are suffering from beauty envy.

[@grailtroy4516]

they're just jealous 😂😂 doctor mike is still the best 👍👍👍

[@lazyopia9986]

Nope, not anymore : his favorite Friends character is Ross 😭

[@madamfenris4042]

Dr.Mike: "UV rays are still banging." UV Rays: **wearing bandannas and throwing up gang signs**

[@iminthecabinet2155]

Before I read the whole thing I thought it said weating bandannas and throwing up. Just throwing up lol

[@itsyourboi1016]

OH FU-

[@aprilfox9205]

😂😜👍

[@anactualmole9565]

I'm just imagining prison Mike

[@iminthecabinet2155]

@@anactualmole9565 I legit thought that ssid present mic for a second and i almost went into cardiac arrest lol

[@lydiaweinberger7660]

Dr. Mike: Sees a college dorm; “This is Chernobyl” Me: relatable.

[@iWuvHuskys]

It's actually an abandoned hospital in new orleans, I drive by all the time

[@lydiaweinberger7660]

@@iWuvHuskys oh that's so interesting! It's just very similar in architecture to the dorms at my school

[@lydiaweinberger7660]

@@MikeHangoutdrmikegmailcom lol yeah I don't have any spooky night time photos tho--wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2015/11/01/15052315/15052318-1446426178-640x360.jpg reslife.web.unc.edu/files/2015/05/craig-e1433131612967.png

[@Kairinezz]

Dr. Mike, I just sat down and read "This is going to hurt" cover-to-cover in the middle of this episode. It took me about 4 hours and it was a roller coaster ride to say the least. I couldn't stop myself from crying both tears of joy and sadness. Very interesting book.

[@aymanm.8462]

dr.mike: sleep 7 to 9 hours school: *we don't do that here* + *angry noises*

[@theshellacstation78]

Dr Mike: "you need sleep" Me at 4 AM: *_I N T E R E S T I N G_*

[@sophiat2386]

i am watching this at 2am and my initial reaction to that was 'many doctor. much sleeps' and i think my brain is broken?

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

Me in organic chemistry: 👁👄👁☕️

[@kakaoshaughnessy5480]

Doctors at 4 am: Poo?

[@ipsharoy7398]

Kinda reminds me of TwoSetViolin.......yes it does.....what? I am fine. What is your name?

[@payzor9151]

Same

[@flowertrue]

As an albino, I've only ever seen the dermatologist once and he was basically like, For you, there is no sun.

[@orangeb7052]

The sun is no more for you. You are now vampire

[@Sophia-nw6qv]

@@orangeb7052 yes

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Doctor: It is my professional medical opinion that you embrace the shadow

[@peachiequeen3897]

If I may ask, how do you stay protected from the sun? Do you have to carry an umbrella or something with you everywhere you go?

[@lostwolf4610]

@@peachiequeen3897 it's called Laziness my friend. And maybe because the person doesn't need urgently to go outside.

[@ColtonRMagby]

If more medical shows were realistic, I'd watch them every day.

[@itsemma3105]

Dr Mikes hands when hes talking 👋🏻✋🏻👏🏻✌🏻☝🏻👇🏻👆🏻🤜🏻🖐🏻✊🏻👉🏻🤞🏻👉🏻

[@xfinity1348]

Why did I act this out

[@p60comander78]

@@MomoHitsujiOwO and 🤏👌💪👊

[@alwaysindanger2279]

bEWARE THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN hANDS

[@charadreamurr]

BeWarE tHe MaN wHO sPeaKs iN hANdS

[@saharalzeer3285]

And he blinks a lot when he gets super invested into the info 😂

[@arthyem21320]

"The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton" Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute pass

[@tzyhe]

together we can stop both

[@roguechlnchllla6564]

Technically no, unless you round to the nearest whole bone, since you are more likely to be missing a bone than to have an extra one.

[@voc_9869]

Same energy

[@nicolasmagalhaeslussim2711]

Dude named a minnute be like ☠️

[@MrZakiaashraf]

@@roguechlnchllla6564 r/whoosh

[@bruniipain]

Why did the Blind Teacher quit teaching? _he couldn't handle his pupils._

[@animeperson31]

Good one.

[@xianjacobs6257]

Peewhoop of

[@fmjjjjn7510]

😭😭😭😭

[@clairenaugle3735]

Haha

[@nellwyn]

Oof

[@lilydavis1847]

I love how he explains everything to us like all doctor words that none of us know of (it’s super helpful)

[@musicproducerbeccc]

“Please try to sleep a consistent 7-9 hours.” My insomnia: No, I think I’ll pass.

[@-venomblustudios-7069]

It should be " No, I don't think I will "

[@green7982]

Same here. When I heard the risks of not sleeping a good 7-9 hours I was like "Well, I'm dying early"

[@lemon_curry_]

@@-venomblustudios-7069 I've seen that meme too much

[@-venomblustudios-7069]

@@lemon_curry_ But it works so perfectly

[@tmfyi8048]

*edit: every American school: how about 4 or less hours at best?

[@RandomGuy-bf8wq]

doctor mike: **says something about improving posture* me: *corrects my posture for about 5 mins then starts melting into chair

[@iminthecabinet2155]

My back can't handle improper posture lol it hurts

[@duskawaworuntu1701]

I watch this down side up

[@mrruswall7632]

Vivian Hutson same but it’s still so hard to hold good posture 😩

[@iminthecabinet2155]

@@mrruswall7632 lol

[@iminthecabinet2155]

@@duskawaworuntu1701 hold up wha-

[@Carrybear.]

Dr. Mike: “Please try to sleep 7-9 hours” Every country’s Education System: “How about no”

[@jocii38]

HAHAHHA FR THO

[@christopher_chh]

I got 2 hours of sleep and i am fine not like i saw a guy with a knife waving at me this morning because i was half asleep or anything

[@erincatherine2640]

For me it's 4.41am and I'm procrastinating studying

[@Dark_Detective]

And canadian education system

[@ruzahel6287]

Huh I think it applies to all education systems :”)

[@butterflyplayzgamez8431]

“CPR should not take place on the back… or on the kidneys” 😂

[@donovanfitz5204]

"Nose-Cancelling Headphones" 9:26 You know cancel culture has gone too far when we try to cancel noses

[@namealreadybeentaken4755]

@Gerald Tyler ba dun chee

[@Sindhuonmyway]

Voldemort got there first

[@Selur91]

Well, due to many people not knowing how to wear a mask noses are becoming problematic by helping the sarscovd2 virus spread, so yeah, we should cancel noses, from now on anyone with a nose its canceled.

[@clarasage8787]

I think he was trying to say Bose noise-cancelling headphones, Bose is a good quality brand. It looks like he decided not to say Bose at the last second and just smooshed the words together. You can see him starting to form the B at the beginning.

[@ourveneratedoverlorde1551]

Says the person with no face. I'm on to you, pal... -_-

[@jackhealy3328]

"You know a lot more than you know." _hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor_

[@Ashleyy.Taylorr]

Nearly snorted Coca-Cola all over my phone. 🤣🤣🤣

[@nayomie.e]

you breathe a lot more air than you breathe :-D

[@butter7790]

I don't know what's weirder: the fact that these memes are unpredictable, or the fact that his wheeze is way funnier than the actual memes

[@tommy.7349]

Dr. Mike’s videos all ways make me laugh and teach me things I didn’t know! He also helps me stop thinking about my broken finger.

[@AnaMaria-wt3ix]

Dr. Mike: "Sleep 7 to 9 hours a night" Me: *laughs in new parent*

[@walrustoaster9907]

Ana María Congrats! 🎉 👶🏻

[@elt2773]

If your hubby helps u, u can get good sleep every other night

[@AnaMaria-wt3ix]

@@walrustoaster9907 thank you :)

[@AnaMaria-wt3ix]

@@elt2773 yeah but right now he's still so fresh that I need to nurse him n every couple hours even at night. I can nap during the day thanks to hubby, but it's not the same I think

[@jessicatsandtabby7484]

*laughs in teen who sleeps 5 hours or less a night*

[@ceedubz92]

Even when he's asleep, Bear is adorable... ugh MY HEART

[@kylieegreer]

Dr. Mike: “Please try and sleep the consistent 7-9 hours” Me: Watching this at 3:50am😳😬

[@wolfinasp3953]

U know u can watch it when u wake up right? U don't have to watch it when it gets uploaded

[@RandomGuy-bf8wq]

I'm sorry... I had to click on that timestamp 😂

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

I have you beat. 5:40am

[@kylieegreer]

TheCumberCoIlective I’m still up too😂

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

@@kylieegreer hahhaha

[@TiggerIsMyCat]

Oh precious! My Penny (half chow, we think maybe part Newfie (black and fluffy and did quite love water: got her first bath at 14 and LOOOVED it) used to bark in her sleep. Like she'd do the twitch thing that dogs sometimes do in their sleep like they're running, and she'd give these light, muffled barks while doing it, like she was chasing squirrels in her dreams! :D

[@monikaw9482]

My dog also does it! Like barking with close mouth (it's pretty weird 'cause she barks like twice a year when awake)

[@TiggerIsMyCat]

@@monikaw9482 Yup! Lol. Her dream self is unencumbered by your human rules and expectations for her! 😂 🐕 ❤️

[@JaquesBobe]

Wait, was Mike Russian this whole time?

[@BEAST143ILY]

have you seen his last name lmao

[@Romona-ic7if]

Always has been **cocks gun**

[@SecondEvilEx]

@Blank Gaming mans was born in Russia

[@kurtrusseld.estrera256]

Always have been...

[@tatevsimonyan3721]

Yup

[@KevinnAlex]

" as a medical student there are 2 products I highly recommend you get" Me: Cocaine and Adderall?

[@Alleycat041]

methamphetamemes you forgot methamphetamemes

[@lania3717]

@@Alleycat041 Adderall is pretty close to meth.

[@Alleycat041]

@@lania3717 lol I know

[@oO_shark_Oo]

i just love when dr mike tells me that everything I'm doing in my life is medically wrong lmao

[@redguywithatophat1900]

Same.

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

Amen

[@kacy5555]

You need more sunlight. The sun is a deadly laser. Go get more sleep. Get up ya lazy bum you need more sunlight.

[@haddow777]

I laughed so hard at the 4am rounds joke. I always point out how doctors will always say that the two most important things one can do to help overcome and recover from illness are to get plenty of rest and drink plenty of liquids. Both things that hospitals are terrible at providing. I had a serious cellulitis infection on my leg that ended up being quite antibiotic resistant to the point that they were pushing different IV antibiotics constantly day and night. I was in the hospital over two weeks. Also, because the infections deteriorated so much of my leg so quickly (They actually had a consultation on the subject of whether they should remove my leg when I first got into the ER. Thankfully they didn't need to.), that it flooded my kidneys with enormous amounts of proteins from the broken down tissues and cause serious concern over my kidneys shutting down. So, one of the things they get you to do is drink tonnes of liquids to flush them. I kid you not, they would bring me a single little cup of water filled with ice. The nurse couldn't even leave the room before I drank it. Finally, after days of this, they would bring a jug of water. They were nice enough, but I couldn't believe how hard it was to get a good amount of water to drink. Keep in mind that I was, ahem, outputting several liters a day. (I know this because they measure your output, yay, that was fun) I tell you, never was I more happy when I was able to get out of my bed and walk down to the little room with the water dispenser, which I did often, while juggling multiple cups. That isn't even talking about the constant sleep interruptions. Let me tell you, you never want to have an antibiotic resistant anything. If you do, you will not only get a doctor, but a whole team of doctors, each of whom want to spend time with you. Not only do they wake you up much more often, but they also all tell you totally different things. Multiple times a day I would be told I was probably going to be discharged soon just to later be told that I wasn't going anywhere for a while, to then again be told that I shouldn't be there long. The back and forth was probably more exhausting than anything.

[@gretaogrady9192]

Dr.Mike:"Please sleep seven to nine hours." Me with insomnia: ....ok

[@2024queen--..--]

I can relate to this. I've been really stressed out lately about this virus. I've been having nightmares and waking up frequently in the middle of my sleep cycle. Im gonna ask my doctor about medication I can take (cuz I tried melatonin and that didnt work). But anyways, yeah it's been hard lately. And on top of that, I now have pulsatile tinnitus, which is making it hard to go to sleep and stay asleep.

[@gretaogrady9192]

@@2024queen--..-- My sister ate all of our melatonin and said she couldn't sleep when all she did was play on her phone the whole night. I hope you can get some help!

[@2024queen--..--]

@@gretaogrady9192 lol yeah I tried Melatonin, that doesn't work for everyone. I heard it's not good to eat too much, cuz it could give nightmares, but idk I just don't use it anymore. But yeah, thanks i hope this new doctor i see next week can help me

[@pinnaplecat7527]

N-ok

[@deliri0um]

Me with the opposite of insomnia: OK

[@dhruvjoshi1844]

Imagine sending your kid to school with a cute spongebob mask and he comes home with a spiderman mask cuz he traded with his friend at lunch 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ssip7339]

😂

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

I can totally see that. Easy solution: Solid color masks

[@dhruvjoshi1844]

@@TheCumberCoIlective lmao

[@klarabarunovic9841]

OH NOOOO

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

@@av87846 1000000% disagree. And it isn't like it is problematic for them to wear masks anyway. It isn't problematic for anyone

[@adobeblobfish9967]

Dr. Mike: shade is the best protection from the sun me to my friend: you're ugly

[@haicoai6269]

T ohkzbin.info/www/bejne/pYWZkn94d7ebfaM

[@naritruwireve1381]

_skin cancer rates drop to 0_

[@iamwhoknocks1417]

pretty shady my guy...

[@aditibhurani1102]

Oh my god😂😂😂

[@antoinettemey]

it's to help u be safe :((

[@maureenoffduty]

For the pillow issue, try the pillow cube! Ergonomically designed for the side sleeper gap. Got one last year and can’t sleep without it

[@allymills7089]

Told my sister she was ovary-acting on her period... I’ve been holding an ice pack on my face for 10 minutes now...

[@nellieken]

You set yourself dude

[@salemr2088]

Yeah... you deserve that.

[@klillym1461]

I feel for her, but at the same time...its pretty funny. Heck

[@phoenyxashes2064]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shrek8339]

You put ur life in danger

[@ilbassottto]

Me, a Russian person: *didn’t know Mike was Russian* *hears him mention Jiguli cars and saying it without an accent* Me: surprised pikachu face

[@hohotash]

EY! fellow russian commenter spotted! :D

[@nickyn1083]

His spelling wasn’t far off though 😂 Shuguli v Zhiguli, close enough 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@floralhedgehog4691]

Здравствуй, как дела?

[@licorishbubbles0o]

I know right, I had the same moment

[@artyomgr8]

fellow Russian here, I think ж translates to zh like in my mom's hometown zhukovsky so it would be zhiguli

[@idek3458]

The “aww it’s so cute” was the most wholesome thing ever.

[@goldentitan100]

”But keeping you focused is a whole diffrent animal”

[@limemayo1741]

Doctor mike: “my patients who are side sleepers...” Me *watching KZbin laying down on my side about to go to sleep* : 👁👄👁

[@sweetdeception5185]

Same but I just woke up 🤣

[@ishmal.xoxo.]

Same

[@kaylizzie7890]

Same!

[@storytime1469]

Watching KZbin. To go to sleep. Let's hope Dr. Mike doesn't see this... ;)

[@limemayo1741]

Storytime that’s exactly what I was doing. 🤣🤣

[@DracoMalfoyable]

Dr. Mike: “Shade is the best protection from the sun” Me: “Oh my god, did you guys see what Kathy wore in the office yesterday??”

[@suchasweety138]

This made me literally LOL

[@VT-dh5qe]

😂😂😂😂

[@lxser775]

@BlueWarHead Ok, and? You decided to waste your time to give your opinion that isn't helping anyone.

[@lxser775]

@BlueWarHead Your literally mad at me for doing the same thing ur doing rn

[@lxser775]

@BlueWarHead I was sharing my opinion same as you did

[@erinodonnell386]

I about died. “First of all bear is not a corgi and CPR should not take place on the back or the kidneys”

[@AlastorReidBaker2003]

Dr. Mike: get 7-9 hours of sleep to function College students before exams: *laughs in overly caffinated and stressed*

[@omprakashchoudhary1114]

"That looks like a Russian car called Shuguili" ***Distant hardbass*** "That looks like Chernobyl" ***DISTANT HARDBASS INTENSIFIES***

[@ahmedhshyar823]

man he is russian

[@krisiu2136]

' Lada Žigulys ' or ' Лада Жигули ' you can goggle it if u want to

[@FluffyBB]

Zsiguli in Hungarian :D

[@Ja-zz2gn]

@@krisiu2136 Lada is the best car ever created .Right next to YUGO

[@li2832]

Memes: exist Dr. Mike: i shall use these to educate the world, School: puts in years of work to efficiently educate people Me: learns more from Dr. Mike reacting to memes than I do at school Schools: I-👁 👄👁

[@LoolooWackers]

A solid 15 minutes of useless information: *exist* Schools: are you challenging me?

[@this_is_patrick]

Dr. Mike is good at giving you general pointers about health and medicine while schools gave you more specialized information. If you say he inspired you to learn more then sure, but knowing that staying in the shade is better than using sunblock won't turn you into a doctor.

[@LoreCatan]

@@this_is_patrick You shouldn't have to be a med student to be taught general health in school, it's one of the most basic things a human being should know. If I get sick worse than a fever I don't even know what medicine to take, in fact I usually go without and force my way through it- luckily I don't get sick very often. You don't see anything wrong with this? And don't pin it all on me being just one ignorant case, there are many people like me. Most of the things Doctor Mike preaches should be taught in public schools.

[@SpeedySonicX7]

Dr Mike: Posture is really important. Me: **Watching this video hunched over on the toilet**

[@dr.prabhavathyyellapragada3488]

Lol same

[@haicoai6269]

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[@tarek.2357]

SpeedySonicX7 100th like

[@suitrBJ]

Way too relatable

[@dianaugrai9831]

Me too... I think it's bad for our rectal muscles...all of it.

[@zoeypittman1228]

Awe man I can’t this guy just does it for me . He just makes my day better thank you so much doctor mike!

[@elainechacon1055]

No one: Not even Doc McStuffins: Dr. Mike: Explains meme like the people watching didn't grow up on meme culture. I love you Dr Mike!!!

[@MuzikBike]

Nobody: People in 2020, still, for some reason: "Nobody:"

[@jauxro]

Hey, you never know who needs an explanation 💁‍♀️

[@elainechacon1055]

@@jauxro True but it's still funny

[@elainechacon1055]

@@MuzikBike LOL

[@adrian9614]

Doctors: Sun is bad Me: Haha, my vitamin D deficiency wouldn't agree

[@kawaiibun2005]

My bf is dark skinned and I'm already so pale that I look like the moon next to a black hole.

[@honeycake4689]

You can take pills for that

[@adrian9614]

@@honeycake4689 I currently am

[@elainechacon1055]

I found out 2 weeks ago that I have a vitamin d deficiency. Your levels are supposed to be at like 35, mine were at 10.. PALE GIRLS UNITE!!!

[@rai1879]

@@elainechacon1055 unite!

[@xlGoldenlx.]

"Don't try and Google it because I have no idea how it's spelled." Me: *presses voice search*

[@ikoiko221]

what wizardary is voice search?

[@-Annn-]

@@ikoiko221 typically when you search for something you use Google and you type the thing you want information on. Voice search is that but instead of typing you talk to your phone

[@LoreCatan]

@@ikoiko221 how did you think blind people google things?

[@xlGoldenlx.]

@@ikoiko221 I can't tell if that was sarcasm or an actual question. If it was sarcasm, genius; if you are actually asking *-* ._.

[@chelsea4120]

I'm pretty sure its spelt in the captions

[@Ace_Unic0rn]

Dr Mike; Posture is important My hypermobility; Imma take a no to that my good sir

[@eglantinet.4426]

The allergy meme reminded me of an interaction between my brother and his doctor when he was younger. The doctor asked if he had any airborne allergies, and my brother replied “well, I’m allergic to fire ants” and the doctor said “well that’s not an airborne allergy but that’s good to know!” And my brothers response was “if you blow in them a little they’re pretty much airborne” 😂my brother was like 8 or 9 years old!

[@Clementine3107]

Thats funny😂😂

[@pkmntrainernumbers8111]

Well... He isn't wrong. 😂

[@Saskatchetooner]

I love that.

[@leah6820-y9v]

Actual doctor: "I've done a big boo-boo."

[@heyryanisonx3141]

Ah maid a masteak

[@dr.prabhavathyyellapragada3488]

200th like

[@haicoai6269]

G ohkzbin.info/www/bejne/pYWZkn94d7ebfaM

[@avisheh942]

Dr Mike: ‘It’s funny cuz he’s sleeping but at the same time he’s snoring and dreaming’ As most of us do, sir

[@taracoco7817]

My Psychiatric nurse: You should get out in the sun more, it helps with depression and it helps you make vitamin D Dr Mike: STAY INSIDE WITH THE CURTAINS DRAWN WEARING SIX SWEATERS

[@bigboykatt3246]

Dr mike: “saying a lot of medical stuff”. Me: I have no idea what your saying but I’m going to act like I do

[@greciagonzalez8911]

Same dude

[@givs4860]

"I would just very confidently walk out and pretend I didn't see it." literally me facing my problems and responsibilities

[@wreakhavock1930]

I'd go like 'oh no. who switched the oxygen and helium again?"

[@hellraised14]

Dr Mike: "please sleep 7 to 9 hours" Me: "Well thats obvious" while watching the video at 4 am

[@LatvianVideo]

You can still sleep 7-9h

[@utkarshthapliyal5822]

Are you named after the God of wine? Those are some cool parents

[@blkbarbie2671]

Me, a teenager, who sleeps at 2am and wakes up at 7😳

[@kacipowers4390]

What I was thinking, as it goes onto 3

[@certiakenley1341]

Here I am at 2 am 😭

[@melancholy1000]

You know what.. you've encouraged me. I want to be a therapist, but I've been on and off about it because I'd have to go to school for 12 years. I'm still in school, so obviously I have time, but I was wondering what major I should do in college. So, I'm going to continue to watch your videos, because I think this is really encouraging me to really get into the medical field.

[@happibroccoli8633]

Doctor Mike: Please get your nine hours of sleep! Me: I can't live without at least ten

[@andrewlance3898]

3! Take it or leave it!

[@ebinladen6901]

You guys are getting sleep?

[@justjello7599]

i don't have a sleep schedule anymore. I just take napes throughout the day

[@jordan4835]

Ha😂

[@jordan4835]

I barely sleep because I sometimes feel scared to in my neighborhood, with the way people are acting I don't know what to think.

[@H1N4.PR0D]

2:29 Doc Mike: please get 7 to 9 hours of sleep My Highschool: what’s sleep?

[@JasminaBazan]

Hahah

[@bananabot151]

Lol finals are next week...3 hours tops

[@random_bs_goo9154]

College and university: you ain't see nothin yet

[@Katt-ci6gw]

Ha ha not being able to sleep thanks to adhd goes burr

[@ashvinnimavat4788]

I think it should have medical shifts😂

[@jazzhands8183]

Dr mike: nO sUnnNnNnNnn Me, thinking about the vitamins you get from the sun: what abo- Dr mike: *extreme hissing noises*

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

underrated comment 😂 then again it’s been here for 5 days

[@Annnabannanna]

I think he means like for prolonged times. Of course, the sun has certain good vitamins, but every good thing needs to be in moderate.

[@amalkatrazz]

That “Aren’t you a doctor?” line killed me, I think something like that happens to a lot of professionals. I was once asked to translate a phrase my coworker had heard in Danish; he tried to reproduce it, himself having no knowledge of the language whatsoever. I had a few guesses but could not come up with a definitive conclusion. Then he was like, “Aren’t you a linguist specializing in Scandinavian philology?” P.S. I did postgrad in Old Norse but am no expert. Just in case

[@kamdynhuff5761]

okay but he is literally a mix of Derek Shepherd and George O'malley

[@jolijnattema1638]

Omg I thought the same. But he is cuter

[@kenzyhamed4395]

Omg

[@Sleepy_B.i.t.c.h]

Right!!

[@adadada6263]

Why would you do that. I can’t unsee that now

[@ebonysunberry2580]

YESSS🤣🤣💕

[@bleepbloop8172]

Dr. Mike: Shade is the best way to avoid the sun. Me: No wonder that the beauty community has such good skin!

[@Weird_Jellyfish]

Burn ✌😎

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@Weird_Jellyfish no, that's what they're trying to avoid.

[@ellatadros]

Oooof

[@Clementine3107]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alyssalouard5899]

LMAO

[@finne0n]

Dr Mike: "Please try to get 7-9 hours of sleep" me, pulling an all-nighter because I've been stuck falling asleep at 7am for over a month: 👁👄👁

[@Sammy-vk3kh]

Literally in bed right now (at 5AM) binging on his vids and laying on my side......lemme get another pillow😬😂😂

[@indecisive1102]

Science teachers in third grade: "The earth is the perfect distance from the sun. That's why we don't burst into flames or freeze to death." Dermatologists: "Never ever ever go out in the sun, you will die."

[@Sylvie_X]

It's proof that we all descend from vampires.

[@TheGracie710.53]

Yeah, you make a point

[@DFloyd84]

Earth's orbit is elliptical. Our distance from the Sun changes about five million miles over the course of a year. I need to find this teacher and break out the red pen for them.

[@foty8679]

@@DFloyd84 But this is rather consistent compared to the total distance to the sun. Like 5 million km do not matter if the distance is like 150km

[@thehuudgirl]

@@foty8679 You just said that it doesnt matter if earth is 5 000 000 km or 150 km away from the sun

[@matildawoods5162]

Dr mike: *accidentally kills patient by giving them medicine they are allergic to* Dr mike: "Oops I've done a big boo boo"

[@cynicalminion]

all i can think of is the adorable baby polar bear that says "one day i'll kill your whole family" with the weepy meme-face replying "that's okay, i'll get another one..."

[@maryallgier195]

“Side sleepers not use a pillow that has enough support...” I feel seen... and in pain

[@queenning28]

Those specialised side-sleeper pillows literally saved my life. A must-have and best investment I’ve made for my poor neck.

[@TheadoraTaylor]

I was going into surgery & of course they ask me about allergies. I said “no, not any medications. Only things like cats, dogs, grass.” And they actually put it on my arm band 😂 It made me giggle

[@djrios06]

Nobody: Dr. Mike: Nose cancelling headphones

[@kinorris1709]

Sorry sir, your nose, it's cancelled. Hand it over.

[@henry-lapin9211]

ki Norris (me slowly pulls out uno reverse card) or YOU

[@TheKawaiiSlartibartfast]

#noseisoverparty

[@elliotnemeth]

Toddlers: oh no not this again...

[@joanneaugust6611]

I watched the whole video and read this comment like three times, until I finally found the mistake. Aaand I'm off to bed.

[@mina_ashido1841]

Doctor Mike: please try and yet a full 9 hours of sleep Me watching this at 1am:👀

[@bananabot151]

Finals starting on Monday...rip my sleep schedule

[@kalico-kalo2288]

me too- i stayed up to 1 something and now im half asleep in online class rn TuT

[@hotbike81]

Same because I went down the @DrMike rabbit hole haha and now I feel compelled to find more memes

[@OxalisOrSomethingIDK]

Your pfp and your name shouldn't go together but they do

[@dokito922]

@Adelaide Pearson me watching it at 4 am

[@kaybea2881]

When he said Ross is the most relatable character for him...I nodded in agreement...Mike and Ross actually share some qualities...like their funny facial expressions and explaining everything scientifically even if it's a meme or something 😄😄😄😄

[@katiewilcox5163]

We need to ask Dr. Mike if Ross and Rachel were on a break haha

[@jamiealmenning-lland8805]

"The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton" Well thanks captain obvious.

[@kaiipop4762]

Dr Mike: **explaining that coffee won’t really help with a lack of sleep** Me: **drinking coffee** oh 👁👄👁

[@crazytvstudios1472]

Lol

[@LoolooWackers]

Lmao, i was making coffee and then he said that XD

[@MystearicaClaws]

Legitimately plan to drink coffee to survive tonight...

[@kaiipop4762]

Sabrina Cooper samee haha

[@kaiipop4762]

jesslove ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ omggg hiii~ I didn’t expect to see one of my amazing subscribers here but hiii💖💖🥺thank you✨

[@waiters483]

When Doctor Mike started talking about how coffee works I immediately got lost

[@omgvague]

TLDR: Keeps you awake but doesn't make you as aware as you think you are.

[@arkanath9149]

When you drink coffee, your brain tells you that you are not tired, but your body will be as tired as before...

[@BlankCanvas88]

I actually was thinking, wow, I can't believe I understood that... it's b/c of a microbiology class I took in school. The microscopic world is quite a marvel! God is an amazing designer!

[@roxannedixon4109]

100th like 🤭

[@bekahnavarro]

I was drinking coffee as he was explaining it, thinking, "I need more coffee to understand this."

[@arealhuman3677]

OH YEAH MORE MEMES And tell bear that he’s a good boy Edit: Jesus Christ why do I got so much likes

[@05RoadRunner]

Bear is a very good boy

[@aperson3620]

Bear is the bestest boy that ever lived

[@05RoadRunner]

A Person indeed I want cuddles from Bear But my dog would get jealous😂

[@touchdown62]

The residency thing is pretty much true, both in the meme and in Dr. Mike's explanation. The knowledge is in there, but when it's needed right now this second, residents become like deer in the headlights. As an athletic trainer, I would always say it's fun to mess with residents, but in all seriousness, I enjoy passing on my experiences and what I've learned to the residents I've worked with.